>Hi, I’m here for movie night with your son

>>211528457 (OP)
thank god i thought he was a faggot

Me, I’d blow my goo all over the part of her leg without tats and give her a meltdown that lasts for years

>Tfw no tatted boggerina gf.

Ok but why are you dressed like that?

>>211528457 (OP)
There’s this girl I go to the movies with often who asked me to hang out tomorrow, but she doesn’t want to watch a movie this time and told me to just come to her house “so we can talk”. Should I bring something in terms of food and drinks? Is she mad at me?
Yes I am autistic.

>>211528541
she didn't want to look immodest

how come they never remade The Girl Next Door?

>>211528457 (OP)
What kind of ph does her vagina have?

>>211528457 (OP)
Here's a secret, bimbo women would date you and marry you if you asked, they have low self esteem and no sane person wants them so no worries for cheating. Trust me.

>>211528457 (OP)

>>211528551
>so we can talk
you are so dead dude
if you can try to talk her on the phone about what she feels, itll be way easier than in person, trust me

>>211528457 (OP)
And this is why even a small amount of tattoos look terrible on women. After just a low threshold they stop looking naked even when they are.

>>211528457 (OP)
>this is your son's 7th grade homeroom teacher

>>211528551
Did you steal her panties or something?

>tfw no dsl bimbo gf

>>211528551
She's probably going to confess her feelings for you. Don't fuck it up.
>Yes I am autistic
Well shit, good luck, anon.

>>211528656
THATS MY SON
MY BOY

>>211528551
just bring a friend for backup and you'll be fine

>>211528724
wow thank you based anon for posting this here on 4chan where tattoo girls congregate

>>211528457 (OP)
would you bring this lady home to meet your parents?

>>211528500