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>/ftl/ News:
• Current activity: they are filming a "backrooms liminal space ARG found footage horror movie"
• Nothing happened today besides gay production pizza party
• Jin massaged Angelina's feet, and she knows he looked up her skirt
• Jin jokingly said the ideal age for a woman is "12 to 16," and now tryhard faggots are pretending he's a pedophile
• Ellie said she posts on /tv/ and /x/, Aryeh uses /r9k/
• Angelina rang the "beer bell" and it turned back into a beef bell. She challenged Daniel and LOST "tape escape"!
• Jet made Jin bluntly rank the girls to their face, it was Direnc, Ellie, Angie then Rachel
• They did a cig-rolling contest but Mints bought chewing tobacco
• You can now pay to make the fish read long "love letters"
• Ellie claims to be a celibate truecel! She needs emergency BWC!
• Rachel is crying about irrelevant shit for attention, and the wiggers are allowing the most evil TTS about her
• Freddy deprived the house of food in order to get alcohol for himself

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>>211528532 (OP)

Dangelina <3

>someone called a wellness check on rachel
strike 1

Jin is really offputting to me for some reason

she's leaving...

>people are calling the cops again
THAT'S ONE OF YOUR EIGHT CALLS, JET.

Angie Angels get in here

Brian buddies, we need to fucking kill all Jincels.

ETA Jin marky posting directly to sams face?

>There's a good chance that Canadian flag who has hated me all these years was Jin

How long until Jet pulls a Cole p.2 and kicks Jin unceremoniously?

keeper of a disorderly fishtank

>>211528555
MDE all look and smell like guys that belong in a polycule

1/12
KEEPERS OF DISORDERLY HOUSE

tayleigh is so fucking ugly LMFAO

lol Rachel’s Aunt called the police

>>211528583
nigga he lives in japan

Josie coming back?

lmao Angie saw police lights outside multiple times already. RVTank 2 incoming. They're fucked

>>211528555
why did they hire this faggot

>>211528583
Jin may have been the anon hating on simps with me

>>211528579
>>211528588
tomorrow

I haven't had a job since the first season of Fishtank. I've had the same girlfriend, who covers most expenses. She brings me a bagel sandwich everyday. We do ketamine and explore options of local girls for threesomes. My hard drives are filled with over-modded Bethesda games that I won't even spend a fraction of the time playing. I buy guns with tax-returns and jack off every morning before bong & beer. I've never spent money in fishtank, porn or any game micro transactions.

I'm a sinner and despite my best efforts, it's likely I'll sin again. But that's between me and the big man upstairs and come my day of judgement - I won't be surprised or shocked. I will be relieved.

we're not jincels we're jinerals

>Who watches a Brian stream?
That's fair.

Need a cute half flip girl to egg on my worst tendencies

Cozy poker game

https://www.pokernow.club/games/pgloTGk17NYKeC9AS4F4qU2iL

>>211528566
because he's a fucking creep

>>211528609
why are you guys tryna force josie return? she would be nontent

Rachel knows every time she goes up or down the stairs her chance of tripping increases by 1%

Nontent

this is how we win

>>211528583
why did he hate you?

angie angels ww@

>>211528566
Hes just an Americanized version of a typical Japanese man. Openly a pedophile, will not hesitate to look up a woman’s skirt, goes to idol shows to gawk at dancing prepubescent girls, has sex with prostitutes.

>>211528555
>call me a ginger irl and id break your nose
He would break your nose with his smell alone. Confirmed by 2 current and several former fish that he absolutely stinks of shit and BO

>>211528609
shes in the UK

>>211528650
i need some braces porn recs

>Jin may have been the Canadian I made rage because I said I wanted to pull back on Taylor's nose and make her oink while I fuck her big fat ass

>>211528650
Why do people hate her so much? I think she's a cutie

>>211528630
true

its basically s2 right now

>>211528615
This house got swatted during season 1 bro

>>211528650
here

Post your favorite Symbol touches

>cops
where are you hearing this? did i miss something?

>>211528588
>How long until Jet pulls a Cole p.2 and kicks Jin unceremoniously
Ugh.

>>211528566
Reddit is down the hall and to the left

>>211528649
>posts Tay
take a guess

>>211528669
because she's gonna win the show

>>211528665
same here anon im jorking my shit

>>211528683
Rachel was whispering it to Daniel in the B4 doorway.

>>211528669
she was genuinely retarded day 1 and 2, but has become much better day 3

The wiggers are currently thinking of an excuse to kick him.

>>211528666
shutup neck hole fatty

>>211528649
because he was a faggot
go back and read the treads

>>211528555
>fucking bugs
He said this in the B2 pizza party when TTS was shitting on him and he sounded so fucking lame and impotent. And then you have the added visual of it coming from a tall fat Chuckie Finster. Also smells like shit apparently. This dude is a huge faggot lmao

>>211528666
why would you say that

>>211528458
What specifically would Jet talk to Jin about? He hasn't insulted him or anything

>jin accurately predicting exactly that Hassle will go for the crack smoking stripper and what he will say

Angie Angel

what is jet thinking right now hearing jin bury the entire show?

>>211528566
he has an overall bad vibe

>>211528666
He lives in Japan you dumb fucking trailer park hick with a oozing neck cyst

bink looked cute in her oktoberfest outfit

GIWTWM

the mirror

>>211528608
How many Japan flags were posting in /ftl/ ever. That one guy doing a josiecel bit?

>>211528669
she sucks when she does her turbo-fan giggling and running around, but she's been fine today and actually kinda fun since she's been indulging in mild villainy

>>211528696
oh okay thanks. i couldn't hear what the fuck they were saying

>>211528700
rodent face

>>211528711
Anyone got her socials?

>>211528650
rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape

Its possible some of us here have replied to a Jinpost in one of the previous seasons /ftl/

>>211528674
if they get enough calls they risk getting charged with keeper of a disorderly house, which is what nearly happened during s3

>>211528601
You only need 8 calls in 30 days

>wiggers never uploaded the gopro footage

>>211528700
theres nothing they can do in a humiliating way, at least relating to being a pervert. he's target #1 for markyposting

>>211528666
He seems too self aware to be the taylor simp plus he lives in Japan

>angie dropping coded advil posting in b4

>>211528725
is she still in europe

Are they plotting on Ari now?

>>211528729
I can only think of one rn and he rarely posted

>>211528665
Harmony wonder is her double, have fun.
Only got braces in her older scenes though

>>211528579
he's been talking shit about jet and some of the s2 fish but i haven't heard him say anything about sam yet

>Strategizing for Frank on day 3
But I thought he was a weak pussy bitch that got pushed around, Jin? What happened big guy?

freddy's voice just jumpscared me

What's ant farm?

This is who Angie was talking about, frank hassle’s GF

>You think I’m scared of some fat fuck named Cameron?
god damn Jin

why the fuck are they letting the obese woman carry like 30 pounds of shit up the stairs, are they wanting a lawsuit?

angie talking about the week 2 twist again

i'm almost certain Jin was a leaf on /bant/ as recent as last off season

>>211528737
https://www.instagram.com/2and3dar_t/
https://www.instagram.com/angelinnareyes/
Learn to use the archive

leafs have always given me shit for being mexican but hes still my boy

famous neighborhood

daniel thinks they're gonna be on famous house 3

>the fish have predicted the house 2 twist

What a work out for fat hog, all out of breath....

>>211528754
advil posting has been dead for 18 months atp

>jin outed as a plant
>jets gay twist exposed
kek

>>211528769
derp

Is rachel leaving?

>>211528768
SHe almost fell back 5 times on the way up.

it would be so cash to just repeatedly drop rachel's bags down the stairs.

Jesus she is breathing so fucking loud

>>211528676

one must imagine sisyphus carrying the rock

>wait for jet to go to sleep
>reveal the twist
lmao nice one jin

>>211528760
Harmony Wonder was so fucking good. She actually turned into a they/them and now left porn. Probably going to an hero soon.

>>211528769
She’s hot, good for Frank.

This is actually what people thought S2 was like btw

jet i want to sleep

costumes are planned

SHUT IT DOWN JET

Angie is in these threads

>>211528791
they all lurk here and obviously browse the hashtag, its been talked about in ad nauseum for months

>>211528795
>plant
how come fishtank fans can't use this word properly

>>211528649
I work this gimmick where I make boring blogposts about mundane shit like what I'm having for dinner and what video games I'm playing mixed with poems about how cute Tayleigh is.

I'm also Betty and her simps personal babayaga.

>what if there's another fishtank going on
lol freddy should've been on famous house man

Can they bring up Hassle's closeted adventures?

>>211528763
eat some more advil fatty

The metagaming trio will mog production
freddy will be there to kill people

>>211528791
oops goran shouldn't have tried to fuck angie in the s3 house OOOPS

>>211528755
i think so. i don't pay attention to her streams. i just lurk for cute pics.

>>211528815
shes a butterface

>>211528793
Bald bearded Frank was kino

>>211528816
S2 was fans sitting around miserable all day. at least nobody on s4 quoted any of the idubbbz shit

Does anyone else feel like Jin is too powerful
No other fish has mogged this hard ever

>>211528807
She is a freeloader now but hopefully she leaves all together, she sucks.

>>211528800
how many years younger than frank do you think she is?

>>211528800
>>211528769
that's a man

>>211528829
why did you crop him out of the shot?

>>211528800
Picasso painting face ahh bih

>>211528823
Jin knows the strayan was a dancer/egirl somehow
When asked on day 2 how to thaw/cook tuna he didnt know, even though he works at a fish restraunt
Pay attention faggot

>>211528825
so he likes betty? i don't get it

>>211528815
frank is a fat homosexual

ppv doesnt work on my laptop

>>211528566
Too based

KINO IN B3

>>211528811
>h1b healthcare worker molesting aged great-grandmother in a nursing home

>jin spoiled that they're all going to end up wearing costumes
lmao

>>211528821
only people who lurk here are jin and maybe daniel

>>211528825
And you consume beastiality pornography

>>211528841
he's decently smart and knowledge gaps almost all of the other fish by a wide margin

im sorry to do this to you /ftl/

Do not open.

???

His schizo meltdown arc will be better than Summer's

b3

>>211528864
JINNNNNNNNNN

YO SHE'S TRYING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN

lol jet is still awake

Hog got naked in room 3 again :(

Dangelina supremacy

>>211528855
>knows the strayan was a dancer/egirl
because it's been repeated over tts and he literally told Daniel he's just putting the pieces together

Airsoftfatty is back

>>211528871
nice

>>211528862
FUCK YOU

>>211528825
you're that dog fucker aren't you

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>211528880
it was a TTS you mong

>>211528833
doesn't look too bad assuming that asymmetrical eyes pic is photoshopped. otherwise still good for frank considering he's an ogre

>>211528697
She only corrects her attitude when a masculine, dominating man is there to discipline her. All it took was a few hours leashed by daddy Daniel for her to be taking orders.

>>211528856
no, i dont know, one canadian guy always tells me to kill myself though.

>>211528855
meds

>Just sleeping in the milk

>>211528879
JET IT UP

I miss lovetank. Can Jet manufacture a romance plotline already?

Someone tell dan to go to b3

>>211528871
>>211528873
>>211528875
she knows it's a live show right?

>>211528823
I've always had this issue with people here, it's crazy.
but tbf they confused it by having the "spy" thing and "plant" thing at the same time in s2, and then having them all be the "plant" and it just got all muddled
Luke, Damiel, and sorta Letty were the only "true" plants

>>211528848
She just turned 21

>>211528895
yeah from jet in the basement

I missed today, why is Freddy sleeping in B4 now?

>>211528876

>>211528895
from jet

goontent in B3

>>211528887
please pay attention, jin magically knew how long and what specifically

She knows what she's doing, freaky bitch.

>>211528900
reminder that black guys love this

>>211528871
Airsoft Fatty build

>>211528906
do you ever hear yourself speak

>>211528900
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>you think you won? it isn't over yet
kino

>>211528855
You know Japanese eat fish raw right?

>>211528900

Hi Jet

>>211528871
FUUUUUUCK NO! Fuck! I had a feeling this bitch would get naked in the tank. FUUUUUUCK NO!!!

>>211528841
>>211528867
genuinely how do you stop or work around someone metagaming this much without just kicking them?

>>211528866
that's irrelevant.

>>211528929
Ayup. Cryo is saying what we're ALL thinking.

im not ready for these tits boys

holy shit kek jet

OH SHIT JET YOU MADMAN

MY EYES

>>211528904
its not shes asymmetric

DARK RACHEL RISING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHE IS THE NEW SPIRITUAL LETTY!!!!!!!

CAST OUT FROM THE IN GROUP EARLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ONLY TO WIN THE HEARTS OF THE AUDIENCE LATER THROUGH GRIT AND DETERMINATION!!!!!!!!!

BUY DARK RACHEL STOCKS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get in there Freddy she ready

angie and dan are like two middle school kids lmao

LMAOOOOO

>>211528921
lol frank is like fucking 33

>police did a wellness check on rachel covered in milk and hot sauce

How are we already at naked Fatty it's Day 4

has day 3 been the best day so far?

statistically, there's at least one viewer jacking off to rachel right now

>>211528855
jin is a random ifunnier who somehow got on the show and has been shit-testing prod the past 2 days. I Can assure you he’s not a plant. He literally hates Jet

Who just tried to walk into b3 and saw the hog and abe simpson'd back out? Hahahahaha

easiest way to eliminate this cow is to break her stupid CPAP machine
she'll literally die
that shit would have been in pieces if I had to share the house with her

Jet manifested kino before it happened

if that doesn't tell you that rachel is the plant, idk what will

>B3
>door opens a bit then slams shut
>click to B4
>daniel and angie scared shitless
>Jin: "I've already seen her topless"

>>211528946
lol

crazy kino

>>211528929
I could see cryokeen and ratchet Rachel dating someday

>walked in on naked fatass

LMAOOOOOO

TIME FOR AN EYE CLEANSER

>>211528856
the taylorsimp

Joopy is kino

>>211528873
built for backshots

>>211528977
Dan

>>211528976
you're fucking retarded

>>211528974
its cryo

>>211528993
sexooooooo

>hehehhee
>CRAZY KINO in b3

>>211528972
i wish someone made a comparison of all the day 3's, i don't remember the other ones aside from S3 pumpkin throwing.

I kneel Jet

Now send in Jin.

I WENT TO PISS AND I MISSED IT FUCK SOMEONE PLEASE POST THE CLIP

>>211528983
refer to this >>211528823

>>211528999
Perfect

>>211528977
jet sent a tts that said "CRAZY KINO IN B3" and daniel and angie went to see it lol

>>211528968
based cameron getting that young pussy

>>211528978
I imagine that's an immediate kick from the house

the group in b4 is good, i like them

>>211528978
probably actually illegal in a way a waiver won't cover.

Why isn't the fat one in the doghouse? Keeper of an unfair game show!

>>211528997
Truuuu

REAL SHIT FAMILY I WOULD SINK MY TEETH IN THIS HOE

>>211528628
This is real

>The pre-positioned eye cleaning station
YOU MANIFESTED THIS

>>211528871
HANDCRAFTED FOR BBC

remember when you guys were saying ellie was the plant

I wonder if all rachel thinks about is what fishtank would be like for her if she wasnt fat

THERES NOTHING IMPRESSIVE ABOUT A FAT CHICK HAVING LARGE TITS. IT COMES WITH BEING FAT

>>211528844
works on my machine

>>211528666
He's been in Japan for over a year, you retarded and obese subhuman

>>211529028
based and mac dre pilled

>>211529024
yeah they've been great today

>>211529018
Rare jet w

>there are watchers that have fallen asleep and missed this

>>211529020
Like Jon and Letty but their temperament is toned down 50%

Did jet send a TTS? What did it say?

>>211529007
s2 day 3

>>211528997
>>211529027
trvke

>You should've seen it Jin, it would've reminded you of your first time
I love Angie

>>211528994
nah he posted here like a day ago telling us bad things will happen to us

this is literally the night vance jon damiel and sylvia started plotting against letty while she was laying on her bed alone

>>211529042
There are a lot of fatsos that don't get tittie growth with the feeding.

>>211528532 (OP)
Asian faces are so gross

>Daniel: dude she was topless
>Jin:…..I’ve already seen her topless
I kek’d

lmao they are arguing over wether or not the tts was actually jet or not

>>211528961
I love a girl with four tits

>>211529028
THIZZ IN PEACE MAC DRE!

>>211529032
You know it brother

>jin the only one that realizes that it was jet who sent that even though tts hasn't been on for hours

>>211529055
spoke to them over speaker:
>CRAZY KINO IN B3

>when youre fat youre just allowed to be naked

heh trish youre ok

dude

HOG DOWN!

>>211529022
>>211529025
What about farting on her mask?

>>211529039
Forgot she was even there, what have her and Drench been doing this whole time?

>>211529066
yeah but the taytriot is implying jin is the taylorsimp

this is the closest thing to friendtank you'll get. enjoy it while you can fuckers. tomorrow i'm raping ellie.

>when the kino is crazy

like a beached whale bros

>>211529057
crazy kino

Can we remove eliminations altogether? I don’t want anybody from this cast to leave :(

>>211529087
Bliccy looks like THAT?

Why are kiwiniggers like this?

>>211528630
Mmmmm.

Sorry anons

holy fuck this is just sad

>>211528827
He got real upset when someone sent a tts about his encyclopedia dramatica page. Like that’s the first I seen him really process how ashamed he is of that

it's a satanic show

NOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCKKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUU
JETTTTTTTTTT

>>211529099
you have a huge ass for a man

>>211529079
you're in luck, this bitch has at least 8

comfy

WTFFFFFFFFFF

Why are fat people so shameless about their disgusting bodies

this is fucking insane man

Angie > Freddy > Daniel > the rest

WHERE IS ELLIE?? WHERE DID PRINCESS GO????

>>211529085
Crazy since that wasn't TTS and was Jet directly telling them through the speaker

Is this the worst humiliation ritual to ever take place on fishtank?

>B3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDqP7kcr-sc

rachel is the new letty??? erm yeah im thinking this is epic

>>211529115
they're literally bullying the satanist right now

are we the only ones who appreciate jin?
most of the posts i see about him on twitter just call him pervent nontent (which he admittedly is but hes also based)

>>211529096
well hes dumb and full of cum then

>>211529105
nigger :(

Anyone else jerking off to this?

This is just depressing...

Just found out I'm blocked by the PinkieToons guy on Twitter and I had no idea who he was prior to the Aryeh thing. I must have called him a faggot or something unknowing years ago.

>>211529094
ellis is in the hall bath rn and back to b2 in a min

>>211529130

normal people sleep at normal hours

You guys remember how Rachel paid for billboards all over her hometown to advertise her appearance on Fishtank? When she sobers up tomorrow and leaves the first thing she's going to do is plant a bullet in her head.

Not good!

>>211528871
Literally built like an obese man.

>>211529105
I think they will, maybe they've learned. they kept losing people for no reason, and the s3 eliminations were garbage. it's better if they just go until people leave of their own volition. literally zero reason to get rid of anybody because of one challenge

>>211529108
aryeh is their /ourguy/

>>211529120
these are the best moments desu

>>211529136
nothing else that close really comes to mind.

Why do fat people fall slower?

REMEMBER WHEN ACTUAL “HOT” CHICKS WERE CHANGING IN S3 AND THEY CUT THE CAMS FUCK YOUUUUUUU

>fat naked people
I'm out
Momleaks tuck me in to bed pls thx

>>211529115
They burned a satanic book

This hog deserves to die

>>211529108
>best fish has the least votes
Angie mogs kiwiniggers

imagine how much time is wasted over the course of a fat person's short lived life just sitting around and taking forever to get from A to B
god damn

>>211529143
he is meta-content

cant believe im abt to crank one out rn. forgive me

Zooming in, oh no no no god no please no

We need it be making B3 look like this

>>211529147
>NecDaz
yes but samus pov stomp

>>211529120
it's half a good cast, they need to keep these 4 and inject new fish at a different house in 2 weeks.

>>211529154
SHE'S NOT IN BED !!! GET THE SEASON PASS YOU BROKE FAGGOT

>>211529164
God thinks it's funny

>>211529106
That's Alexis

>>211529105
Eliminations should have been axed DURING Season 2 and never brought back.

Levels of Gorian thought to be impossible

>>211529168

Jet goonmaxxing on the PTZ

>>211529132
look at the ticker at the bottom of the screen retard

>angie admitting she got casted because she promised to pull in simps on her audition video

>>211529168
fucks sakes

>>211529156
its just sad. i almost feel bad for her

>>211529175
Please take your shit to bant already man we are trying to watch a show here not have a simpwar

>>211529168
an alcoholic would have a moment like this and drop the bottle and never drink again

fat people deserve it all

>>211529130
She slept through this entire arc
Probably for the best it didn't really involve her and she's still contractually pretending to love everyone especially the most fragile ones

Honestly I don't think Rachel is content like you guys say though, she's naked having (another) prolonged meltdown and I'm still in room 4 preferring this low mid conversation between the three gossipcore ones

>>211529168
goranian

>>211529156
Holy fuck no way

>>211529108
>not liking freddy
idiots

Jet for the love of god stop zooming on the hog

>>211529168
fatkino

Have we figured out how they have an extra bedroom yet

>>211529171
why do you only simp 4 old hags & hs girls

any artist guys in here? what are we thinkin' about this?

DANIEL GET INSIDE

>>211529143
/ftl/ is the only place on the internet with vaguely sensible and coherent opinions on the show. we tend to watch at arms length with a healthy hate filter

>>211529168

>>211529108
>Jin at 2.6%
Redditfarms

>>211529168
Thank you Anon hahaha

>>211529120
>Season 1 B2
>Season 2 closet
>Season 3 Burt/Alex/Binx room
>Season 4 B4

There's always one room that is more kino than the rest

>>211529204
i feel very bad for her, she was clearly a delusional fan who didn't know what she could handle

>>211529175
There's no reason for Angie, Jin, or Freddy to have that few votes.

>>211529168
>people want this girl to leave
actual pleb shit if you can't appreciate how funny this is

>>211529221

>>211529115
Gloves. Off. Nah fr I’m starting to understand this season a little more now. I forgot that this show was going to have to get dark because of it being fans. Aryeh is next showing him all the damage he caused to pinky toes and SpongeBob subreddit

>>211529136
No, they have made fish do heinous guantanamo bay type shit. Like remember when they cut Trish’s hair? Fat bitch gets milk dumped on her head and she acts like its the end of the world. Fuck her. That’s nothing to think about, thats literally nothing. She just sucks and is mentally checked out.

>>211529166
Do you guys think Payton is watching rn? Would she approve?

Jin killing the vibe. HE HAS TO GO TO HIS ROOM

>>211529223
lmao

Do you think they told her she can wander around naked at night time and terrorize people

>>211529168

This season of fishtank is grotesque. I’m appalled. Jet you’re sick in the head.

>>211529143
becasue jin is /ourguy/

Angelina is so cute it makes me almost suicidal. I need a cute girlfriend.

>>211529148
literally chris 2.0 since chris said he doesn't want to embarrass himself on cam anymore

>>211529136
Her being there? Yes.
The milk? Barely even makes it worse honestly.
He should have just come back and dumped the last of it on her from behind again, walked upstairs, and said nothing to her.
They all should have just dumped stuff on her again and left. They should refuse to speak to her now.

this season has been so meta, we've already gotten a Cole namedrop, how long until Sam slams a door handle open again

has anyone ever sunk this low before on the show?

>>211529108
>jin scares kiwitrannies
imagine my shock

Kneel to your Gorani kino merchant. KNEEL!

>>211529108
like what

>>211529143
Hes a bit too bitter sometimes

I have no idea how stox work but I've made like 2000 tokens from it so far

>my best friend
>he's my drug dealer
freddy rules

Freddy is the best worst friend you could have

>>211529213
I can't find it but I know she posted pictures of them to her Twitter before she went on.

>>211529108
Are we really that much better?

>>211529240
what happened with the subreddit?

>>211529251
>production told me to get naked

National Geographic titty having ass bitch

>my best friends name is sleezy and he’s my drug dealer, he’s the one who crashed my car

>>211529120
savor these moments

>>211529263
gregs initial appearance was pretty grim

I think I would be better off overall spending my free time watching things that are positive and uplifting but this is pretty funny

It's only day 4 btw
Jet i kneel

>>211529143
he lacks original thoughts and any sort of convictions but he makes some funny moments

Is nobody going to put the dog back in it's doghouse

Rachel is gathering satanic energy to do witchcraft, the same technique employed by Letty in season 1

why did freddy move his stuff to b4?

if you think rachel is 'content' you should post more on kiwifarms instead of here. boring nontent lolcow that just sits there either in silence or crying. you should watch this show to see pathetic loser autists go insane and interact with eachother, rachel provides none of that. also she took up the space that a hot white girl could have taken instead of these wog and chink whores.

>>211529241
Holy shit you’re right. All this over milk.

ellie is off cam getting the script

>>211529286

>Angie says Jin talks to much
shut up bitch!

>>211529213
>>211529277

s2 fatty vs rachel
who wins?

>jin leaves
>"he talks too much"
they all instantly shit talk him when he leaves lol

>>211528827
is there any proof of any of this or just conspiracy garbage. pedo hunting videos with sam?

anyone watch porn with fishtank playing in the background?

>>211529278
Those are good rankings but I’d switch Angie and Aryeh

>>211529108
kiwiniggers are like
>women aren't fully grown until 35

freddy, angie, and daniel are a good trio

>lockthefuckindoor

>>211529296
He's been stuck in a room with Rachel every night since he got there

>>211529302
I forgot she existed

>>211529313
wtf is that last name

>>211529296
Everyone hates rachel

>>211529274
I've met like a half dozen Freddies hanging out with New England/New York band guys, and they are all cool.

>Debating Barricading B4
Kekaroo
It's the Luke situation again but over a morbidly obese women

>>211529302
she's in the bathroom burting off

>>211529262
another reason I refuse to believe this is all the season is. Theres no way Sam puts up with this amount of cringe for 6 weeks

>>211529317
It's garbage schizopostimg

Rachel legit might kill herself after the show

>we only tolerate jin
traitors

>>211529297
>lolcow
literally the entire point of this show is to laugh at retarded people and jack off to e-girls

>jin leaves, immediately shit talked
>he's nice but a fucking creepy piece of shit we can just barely tolerate
lmao literally no one likes 'ironic' pedos it's crazy

THIS FAT BITCH CAN GET NAKED BUT THE HOT GIRLS GET BANNED FOR IT ?

>>211528946
very funny that is forced to keep up with this while running a season

>they all shit talk Jin as soon as he leaves except Freddy

Daniel is such a jew

>>211529315
Fatty is a giga chad so it’s no contest. He would decimate her in oppression Olympics too.

>>211529108
They have to moralfag even while they're watching a show about torturing autists

>>211529318
wtf are you me
Fishtank is my goto white noise when jerking off

>>211529322
yeah they need to stick together, goated alliance and it doesn't even involve my favorites

The Rachel humiliation ritual is for on day 1 when she was complaining about girls wanting to fuck Jet.

>>211529278
Completely accurate ranking of who's keyed

>angelina immediately starts talking shit about jin as soon as she leaves the room
>daniel joins in
fuck daniel im out
petty gossip is sooooooo fucking gay
simp ass negga

I hope jin gets outcasted from the daniel crew so he can go full heel mode

>>211529316
daniel is just trying to get some pussy. low vibrational behavior but understandable for a 20+ yo virgin

>>211529318
No. =)
>t. havnt gooned since it started

>>211529241
Even airsoft handled the milk better and his entire shtick is sperging out over little things

It’s a good cast.

>>211529316
Snakes. Jin is going to win

>>211529329
this

>>211528841
He's too high IQ for the wiggers

He's exactly the type of fan they didn't want on the show, which is why nobody got picked from the casting

How did he get on lmao

>everyone against jin behind his back
he either wins the season or suffers catastrophic early betrayal

WHY DIDNT SHE CHANGE IN THE BATHROOM?
WHY DID SHE FALL OVER??
WHY IS SHE JUST SITTING THERE???

>>211529315
they should get him in the tank and have them do a nude-off

getting sick of dangelina

Its been like 48 hours and she's basically hit the rock bottom point that people tend to hit like ~4 weeks in.

4chan mentioned

>>211529341
theres nothing to laugh about with rachel she doesnt fucking do anything. her brain is too rotted and her body is too obese for her to move, talk, think or act in any capacity except to cry. go back to kiwifarms

>>211529318
YO I WAS JUST DOING THAT LOL. thats crazy im tryna bust a nut and keep up with the drama

>WOAH THERE ELLIE DID YOU GO ONTO FOUR CHANNEL DOT NET BEFORE YOU WERE EIGHT TEEN YEARS OF AGE?

>>211529341
yes but shes no funny

>>211529252
They should have had fatty come into the tank cosplaying as rachel

>>211529241
>Fat bitch gets milk dumped on her head and she acts like its the end of the world.
Reminds me of when Cryo came on the show. Dude knew exactly what would happen to him, but ends up crying only a few hours in from the most mild shit.

Meanwhile OddBod is just chilling and enjoying the hamster cage.

>everyone turning on jin
jin is officially cole 3.0

>angie scared about "muh 4chan"
>daniel scared about "muh underage browsing 4chan" as if it's rare
what is the difference between fans and normies again?

seeing rachel makes me really appreciate fatty's weight loss. look at this skinny ass mf.

>>211529278
Ellie fell off fr

SHUTUP SHUT UP SHUTUP GO TO BED ANGELINA

He's the Cole

jin is fucking hilarious but of course they're gonna to call him weird behind his back, he is a weirdass nigga lmao

predictions for the next couple weeks
>rachel sobers up and leaves tomorrow morning
>aryeh leaves tomorrow night because of the r/spongebob shit bit the wiggers will run tomorrow
>nontent friendhouse for the next two weeks
>/ftl/ cries "the wiggers blew their load too early"

>>211529359
Wow 3 days congrats

>>211529322

>>211529357
nah he's been half-ass shit talking jin a bunch. he likes him because he's so nice but has said he doesn't really like him too. and jin is none the wiser, he thinks daniel loves him
Source: I've been no-lifing and heard all this

>>211529340
I know Daniel seethes internally because Jin is the alpha sperg of the house

>>211529368
she doesn't have the energy, she was completely gassed from making two trips up and down the stairs with her luggage

>>211529367
not even against him, daniel's trying to rationalize why he likes him so much

they've seen the show and still believe that they'll be the one fish to not be humiliated

>>211529335
theres no light under the upstairs hall bathroom door, its just closed. hallway downstairs door is open

??

>>211529317
he is obsessed with that youtuber that got married he has a gay inflection in his voice and he takes it up the ass he is a cart pusher. everything is real

>>211529366
cause he talked about only fucking prostitutes and played into the gooner archetype they got with burt

>>211529363
Jin is getting kicked off the show

>>211529390
twitter clip watchers

browsing retarded image boards is now abnormal for mentally ill high schoolers?
these b4 niggas are something else

>>211529326
Literally Jewish

So does Freddy remember being kicked in the head by Sam?

>>211529317
>pedo hunting videos with sam?
They talked about doing it or at least recorded one but quickly realized it's something risky that will put you in a self defense situation

>>211529346
Jin does the same

>>211529357
im a 22 yo virgin and i always defend guys when girls start shit talking behind their back
i guess im just not as autistic as daniel

>>211529367
I hope TTS clues him in before it's too late. I really don't understand why they take Jin so seriously.

Dude I wanna see Danny and Angie get blown the fuck out forever on some shinji type shit

CAN I GET A SITREP ON ELLIE?!?! NOT IN B2 I REPEAT NOT IN B2

>>211529383
She's obviously lying about it, you can't post on 4chan if you're under 18.

omg sisters, Angie does NOT like ellie! calling her a weird pick me!

>jin makes pedo jokes and looks up girls skirts
is it that crazy the other fish arent very fond of him?
either way he is our guy

>>211529390
angie thinks it's cringe that ellie is trying to do 4chan pickme shit and daniel is mad about completely the wrong thing

>>211529352
>goated
Kill yourself zoomer faggot.

ellie has been in the bathroom for 15 minutes now, what is she doing?

Someone QRD me on the Arye thing, I was asleep. Did he make it all up? It doesn't seem like something he would do

>>211529424
no but hes been told it happened by daniel.

She's just sitting there....

>>211529433
she's in the basement don't worry about it

Jin looks normal as fuck, how does this bitch consider him weird? Ellie straight up thought Daniel was a school shooter when she first met him

BETTY BUGS WW@?

>>211529284
this was peak

>>211529297
Your shit opinion. My shit on your face fag.

Can someone post the angie goon pic

>>211529395
It don’t hit the same tho bcuz he’s Asian.

>>211529401
Thanks!
Just to spite u imma keep the streak going and remind u later how much I have improved since we last spoke :^)

>>211529369
2 week weight gain boot camp to prep him. let's undo all his progress

>>211529410
"That'll never happen to me though" is a powerful cope for all of us

>>211529368
I think she’s so fat and out of shape that her economy of movement is fucked up. One step for her is like running a mile for an average person, so if she missteps and gets on the ground accidentally she has to recoup enough energy before she rights herself.

>>211529395
yeah idk why jet called daniel cole cause it’s definitely jin

>>211529433
fr I was looking to see if she was listening to their shittalking

>>211529443
sometimes the bean needs attention

>>211529403
okay with that in mind daniel is actually a evil snake and seems pretty drunk on the power of being rewarded for bad behavior. it's fun right now but he's gonna fold when it comes back for him.

>>211529451
stop cutting yourself jamal

>>211529433
shes in the shower

>>211529443
shes jerking off

>>211528841
Hes just a narcissistic chink. He hasnt done anything but onions about previous seasons and fucking 12 year olds but hes acting better than everybody

BATHROOM CAM WHEN JET?

>>211529438
anyone who uses the term pickme is an honorary tranny
it just means "not a tumblrcunt"

>>211529424
no lol he kept saying it was rugburn when cowboy did his concussion check bit.
and daniel tried to explain it even though he himself doesn't know what happened and the fredster had no idea what he was talking about

>they brought the fatty downstairs to convince her to go topless and let everyone see
pretty weird

Ellie probably posts on the sharty

DON'T show the fish the page in sam hydes book about kids being whores!

>>211529457
honestly, he'll probably look even worse with all the loose skin. bring him in as is.

>>211529428
Nah, he's pretty upfront actually. He's said more times behind their backs that he doesn't even really hate anyone yet.

I don't understand, why did everyone gang up on rachel, she's obviously annoying and retarded, but what was the instigating moment?

>>211529443
Listening

Cole if you don't want Jin to steal your legacy from you, you need to come on the show asap

>>211529429
you're just differently autistic, don't give yourself too much credit

>>211529439
Yeah get him out of here, only season 1 had a goat in it and it stood on a chair

>>211529434
Daniel saying that with a straight face earlier lmao

>>211529443
she probably managed to sneak a phone in honestly

turns out angelina is a complete piece of shit
no wonder her bf beat her up

Rachel didn’t even shower nasty ass hoe

Jin
>knows he's gonna lose
>knows everyone hates him
>knows he has nothing to get out of being here
>knows the season sucks
why is he here?

>>211529483
being annoying and retarded

>>211529443
shes been piss retaining all day, what do you think ;)

>>211529436
he's a bitch
daniel d. is my guy

>>211529445
>asleep
I genuinely feel bad for you man. It was one of the best times on fishtank ever. a subreddit was shut down in real time over it.

>>211529483
tts what else

>>211529450
He keeps bringing up how hot 12 year olds are.

>>211529472
you probably fall for whores like Melanie Mac

This is so weird

SHE'S STILL SITTING THERE

Man, this Rachel crash out is something. She's just half naked drunkenly messing with things on the floor. Brutal.

>>211529472
it means "girl who pretends to be into guy stuff to attention whore"

>>211529483
Day 1 she was yelling at people and calling them retarded and spend like 20 minutes chewing out Angie because production told her to.

>letty wasn't on drugs

>>211529497
moral victory

>>211529497
a man with nothing to lose. too dangerous for this show.

>>211529497
for the /bant/s

insider here. ellie passed out in the bathroom and hit her head. we are sending paramedics

>>211529497
He is a neet, he doesn't have anything better to do

>Trish describing the shape of Rachel’s tits
kino

>>211529391
He looks great I’m proud of him

>>211529497
>why is he here?
Because it's more entertaining than working a min wage job and living in arcades in japan.

>>211529497
for the laughs

>>211529464
hence why jet tried to talk him down from it earlier. but people won't accept that because "LOL HE'S STILL MAD ABOUT COLE" which, yeah probably, but also the other thing

>>211529509
New Fatty

>>211529497
he will finish what Cole could not

>>211529395
No Cole has a more sensitive and whimsical nature. And he was funnier

>>211529497
curvy women

>>211529497
Here's your QRD on Japanese people

>>211529420
Simply can't watch this season. Ellie and Angelina are just next level cute. I am seething that im not there talking to them.

>>211529497
he thought he was gonna have sex
he realizes now he won't
>>211529506
literally only know her from you retarded tumblrcunts mentioning her
do not know who or what she is otherwise
that counts as two strikes making it your third, back to kiwifarms you go troon

>>211529497
because he loves the show unironically and is savoring the opportunity to be a part of it.

all contestants are really 1 mood swing from Sam away from being kicked
Jin and Daniel are especially in danger - if Sam is in a mood and detects any lip from them, he'll contrive opportunities to blow up the day

ie something like people sending him clips about the shit Jin is saying has potential to get him twisted up, he's sensitive like that

>>211529497
honestly feels like he doesn't give a shit about anything and legitimately came to be in the proximity of potentially cute girls (and creep on them)

>>211529472
>women are either tumblr radfems or namedrop 2016 /pol/ memes and wink at the camera
you are not very bright

>>211529483
She basically has the worst personality and at some point made every single person around her hate her.

>>211529395
Some are saying this

>>211529504
Ok but what is he doing that's weird and incorrect?

>>211529523
>Trish
?

>>211529483
easy target that kept threatening to leave but not following through

>Jin is a pickme for ftl to get back at cole
devilish

>>211529509
she drank? I thought she was 5 years sober or something

>>211529497
to score

>>211529497
the asian cole

>>211529521
no. send me in.

>>211529489
I can't get a read on his sarcasm, he's too straight faced with everything (ironically he's literally deformed with autism)

My last drink for a while 6/15/25 please pray for me -cryo

https://x.com/cryo2052/status/1934500954952569076?t=JnwEWfqcZd2FpbyMXFGYvA&s=19

>>211529391
Dude's like 50 pounds away from being "a normal weight"
God damn. That's some good progress. He's gonna get that motorcycle soon.

>>211529544
daniel wouldn't do anything to get on sam's bad side (there's a reason he talks back to jet and not sam and we all know it)

>>211529547
You should slit your wrists, deranged evil subhuman whore.

>>211529552
she’s restreaming

>>211529544
>he's sensitive like that
sam is such a faggot

WHISPER TAX

Angie gets so jealous when another girl gets complimented, Freddy called Ellie smart and a few minutes later Angie called her young and stupid Kek

jin and ellie counting rice established them as my goats

https://linktr.ee/rachelahavah

found rachel's discord

I wish I was that fat log ellie is pushing out rn

>burt markyposts
>staff call him and give him a job
based

who has Jin's socials

>>211529542
are you the guy whose been spamming kiwishit all night
why are u so obsessed with kiwifarms

>>211529483
>she's been annoying all day
>daniel was called "cole" so was empowered
>angie was pushed to dump shit on her by her irl friend or simp or something
>angie and daniel hyped each other up to get daniel to start it
>jin and then angie followed suit

>>211529562
What candy did you also get?

>>211529443
she's peeing beautifully

>>211529579
ewww

>>211529562
Crazy how if you just looked at the picture you would think this is a child in his room who stole booze from his father

>>211529562
Long pic

Seeing Rachel get milked was amazing

>>211529533

>>211529564
yeah, but Sam loves his wiggers
fucking with his wiggers is a way of getting on his bad side

>>211529544
He’s already gonna be pissed bcuz of Burt. Sam ready to cause scene

>>211529590
Why does she have midget proportions

https://www.pokernow.club/games/pgloTGk17NYKeC9AS4F4qU2iL
got some seats open

>you now remember that they were afraid Ted was going to markypost so they essentially sneak attacked him and drug him down the stairs instead of properly eliminating him

what are they gonna do to /ourguy/ Jin? I'm guessing some sort of Simmons shit

Floor sex with Rachel

>>211529562
drinking old english in your 30's is just sad

>>211529428
He talks shit about production but I haven't seen him shit on any fish behind their back besides Rachel

She fell in the floor like 20 minutes ago and has just been sitting there staring at the wall, what the fuck.

Here, engage in your footfaggotry

>>211529497
To be our proxy and complain about the wiggers.
He's my hero

>>211529562
gl but let's be honest you're relapsing in < a week

>>211529464
Daniel got really pissy with production about the alcohol getting poured out on the sink

>>211529565
odds are you end up doing it before i do. happy men's mental health awareness month

Was Daniel this talkative at the start or what? This negro is yapping

>>211529504
people have gotten away with just as degenerate behavior last night and nobody cares

>>211529606
ad break

>>211529326
It's one of those fake Hebrew names Israelis adopted to obfuscate the fact that they're Polish

Where tf are her nipples??

Hes never fucked right

uhhhhh guys is this still kino

>>211529623
sheeesh

>>211529562
Cryo, you have official /ftl/ permission to keep drinking. Don't do any of that sober crap. Keep buying alcohol and keep drinking it. It makes you feel good and you get used to the taste -- why not?

https://www.pokernow.club/games/pgloTGk17NYKeC9AS4F4qU2iL
dont have to install or register
play some poker with some /ftl/ faggots

>>211529617
I didn't even notice she got them out, solid work, anon

>>211529606
They're 100% going to moralfag about lolis being pedo to kick him off despite Sam actually fucking kids.

>>211529483
rachel was supposed to be "the dog" because she lost a challenge, but she wasnt putting her collar on so angie got pissed.
Angie got resentful because she had to do all that shit and Daniel already hated her

>>211529606
that was famous house tho and they couldn't risk fishtank being exposed

who else is watching the upstairs hall cam waiting for ellie to come out?

>>211529483
Production tells cast to fuck with each other. There isn’t much in cause and effect, which is why the show is terrible. If leading up to the milk there was a clear escalation then it would be interesting. Really what happened was Jet was being called out and decided to take the heat off himself.

>>211529483
Pouring their tequila battle in the sink is the moment that Dani got pissy at her

>>211529632
duh nigga

>>211529634
kinda getting a little sad at this point

>>211529606
I'm starting to think that wasn't a thing now since they're so lax with Jin.
it really might have just been him slipping up and saying "TTS" since that would've ruined the famous house bit

>>211529617
LATINX FAUX BAIT TOES IN MY MOUTH

>>211529395
nah

cozy poker come play

https://www.pokernow.club/games/pgloTGk17NYKeC9AS4F4qU2iL

rachel can do this guys, i think shes /our/ gal

>>211529544
Yeah I love Jin but Sam is one crash out away from kicking him

He already assaulted freddy

wtf happened?
i got off a couple hours ago when they were all in bed.

kiss already

>>211529530
jet is right but he sperged out and made it personal between him and daniel

>>211529629
Where was fatty’s dick?

>>211529641
they won't. they hired kirsche to be their vtuber and she's a loli defender.

>>211529586
thabk you

>>211529533
Trvke
Jin is just a bitter /ftl/ poster

>>211529617
I want her so badly bros. I can't think about wanting else. I want a cute slender ethnic girlfriend. I am going to go fucking insane.

>>211529645
switch to laundry cam she's in the basement

>>211529606
jin's not as volatile or easily offended so they're giving him more room to fuck around because he's not going to pull the marky trigger over nothing like ted would

goranian

>>211529641
how?
>Sam: you're a pedophile
>Jin: didn't you fuck a 15 year old

>>211529617

>>211529586
Retard, production told them to do it

I feel kinda bad for the large woman. I wish she would have just followed the rules.

>>211529648
cole fucked?

any real niggas up who remember that one night when the only people were awake were alex and binx and they were talking about random bullshit for like 5 hours straight

>>211529629
Right here kinda
>>211529111

>>211529670
>Jin is just a bitter /ftl/ poster
and cole is...?

>>211529497
He can make fishtank history if he pulls the trigger at the right time

>>211529673
bruh...

>>211529659
>He already assaulted freddy
I have a feeling that Sam REALLY hates alchoholics.

>>211529629
once you get to a certain fat level everything gets covered up

>>211529672
>I want a cute slender ethnic girlfriend. I am going to go fucking insane.
And yet you'll do nothing that will get you one.

>>211529679
then sam knocks him out and kills him live on fishtank

>>211529664
yeah true, don't get me wrong I'd never defend him but I'm just saying what happened

TOTAL FAT SLOB DEATH

>>211529684
>season 3
no

>>211529678
thank you Gary Larson

why are people thinking sam's gonna kick jin? jin's just pretending to be master roshi. it's a harmless japanese character trope. did he say some pedo shit or something? i missed it if so.

SOMEONE EXPLAIN ARYEH SPONGEBOB

>>211529390
Daniel, Jin, Angie, and Ellie are all actual "typical" 4chan posters/MDE fans. Aryeah is adjacent, but Jew + head grooves got him on the show. D'Wrench got on because she's a hot stripper who smokes crack, and Fatty Rach because she's an lolcow in the making.

>>211529691
god Josie was so coddled from naked Fatty

>>211529684
>talking
whispering but yea

>>211529670
He said he's only really seen s2. I doubt he is invested to hang out in the generals

>>211529699
Ella!

>>211529546
He lucked out with this cast, some of the prettiest fish to ever be on the tank

>>211529684
wasnt that almost every night for like the first week?

>>211529710
the lore is too deep

>>211529706
He shit on production which is the greatest sin you can commit on the show

>>211529711
>Angie, and Ellie
I wanna fuck them so bad

>>211529696
Too real...

>>211529710
i am asking you-

>angie still putting out feelers to see which ones the other ones dislike to find the next victim
she was doing this shit day 1 and it was annoying but if she keeps going this villain route I'll respect it

>>211529530
>>211529698
Jet you are such a fucking retard. Kill yourself.

>>211529696
I work out a lot and just got a great new job. Finally started asking a couple girls out recently. It absolutely is going to happen.

shit posting on /ftl/ during season 5 with my angie gf

daniel is gonna work himself up to trying to fuck angle for weeks, then spill his spaghetti really badly and lose aura in an incredible display. screenshot this

>>211529706
He “”””””jokingly”””””” said that women peak between 12 and 16

>>211529712
she literally saw him naked one time for 2 seconds and immediately ran to her room and cried

>>211529670
Good job describing Cole

>>211529733
she's dead… wrapped in plastic

>>211529711
You forgot Fred

>>211529706
He said 16 year olds are hot (which everyone knows) so they're 100% going to wigger moralfag like Simmons to mask Sam fucking a kid.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS ELLIE DOING BROS I NEED TO KNOW

>>211529710
he mentioned an old spongebob writer's cancellation for some lolicon shit offhandedly, proceeded to get gaslit into thinking it resurfaced the controversy and ruined his career; said writer saw this after getting @'d a bunch with it and encouraged the gaslight as well

>>211529743
calling you a faggot on /ftl/ during season 5 with my ellie gf

He's not airsoftfatty anymore...

What girl invited the wigger who picked her up from the airport to come hang out in her hotel room? Was it Direnc or Angie?

>>211529743
easy jet

>>211529710
anyone got a webm or clip of the fish confronting him in the dark and saying some trippy ass "wake up you're on fishtank" shit? Really triggered by fried brain.

>>211529745
angie will make the move

>>211529743
>>211529759
the ellie angie /bant/ war will be legendary

>>211529745
he already fucked her dude find the shower clip

>>211529748
seems like a reasonable reaction

>>211529762
Airsoft Thinny

>>211529706
>Day 1 Sam told Daniel that Jin had 0% chance of winning
>Jin joked about being 12 year old girls being peaked
>Jin has been shit talking production

>>211529710
He's a Sperg of the "innocent, childlike type". He constantly gets taken advantage of by others because he wants to be liked. He is obessed with children's cartoons like Spongebob.

Basically, in terms of "repressed development"/innocence, Aryeh is the 9 year old sperg, Daniel is the 13 year old edge lord sperg, and Jin is the 17 year old "sophisticated gooner bro" type of sperg.

new >>211529768

i wanna slap her puss

>>211529756
She's gumpin it

>>211529755
burt said he'd rape children if he could get away with it. why keep burt but kick this guy for spouting 4chan memes?

>>211529710
Aryeh mentioned that a current SpongeBob cartoonist used to draw hentai or whatever weird and so everyone started to shit up the SpongeBob subreddit saying Aryeh is a pedo he’s a bad person he’s ruined SpongeBob so ban him from the subreddit. Now the SpongeBob subreddit is locked for 2 days

Welfare check on the upstairs bathroom? I think Lenny may have died

Cole was ugly as shit it suspended my disbelief frequently

Jin has an inoffensive look

>>211529758
She made that old princess molestia comic that blew up where a MLP character would molest people and threaten to rape them which was funny.

>>211529755
He said 16 was when girls stop being hot actually

>>211529755
no they're not lol

>>211529759
Calling you guys my only friends while watching season 5 with my cole ftm gf

>>211529533
True, Cole was the sensitive young man archetype with a funny way of speaking and moving, not a gross pervert

>>211529710
retard wouldnt listen to tts or fish that it was a troll so now its not a troll and reality cause tism tard tarded out tard style like a retard

>>211529648
he will slay flip hapa pussy before he leaves

she's still on the ground, naked...

where's goldschlager dude

>>211529762
i really don't want to see this retard in the tank but it's inevitable

>>211529762
doesn't even look like the same person

>>211529770
i think you're not giving her enough credit. she has to know he's more useful when it's just a possibility

>>211529641
he hasnt mentioned lolis once, nice try though

>>211529739
>Has her alliance set up and is already pushing people into the basement
Angie is too powerful

>>211529756
I'm getting worried about her.....

>>211529756
have you ever dated an asian girl anon? they take absolutely wicked shits. She's probably in there pinching off a turd the size of a summer sausage.

>>211529756
ELLIE SPOTTED NUDE AND PISSING IN THE COWTANK
ELLIE ESCAPED THE HOUSE
ELLIE CONFIRMED INFILTRATED THE FARMTANK AND PURSUING THE STAFF WITH MURDEROUS INTENT
THE REAL REASON THE COPS WERE CALLED IS ELLIE BROKE CONTAINMENT

>>211529753
Fred is the "woah dude" extroverted drug addict that often is friendly to spergy guys due to high openness. Direnc is the female version of this - just a chill, cool person who doesn't mind the spergs if they don't kill the vibe too hard

just got back and i can't keep my eyes off topless rachel in B3

>>211529813
She fell asleep taking a shit

this bitch has such a large trove of snack food

>>211529790
Any excuse to post this. Funny lookin nigga.

>>211529755
bro they cast highschoolers now they don't care

>>211529746
And then immediately burst into laughter.

>>211529533
cole is the only contestant i rooted for unironically. he was a /tv/fag in a good way and naturally entertaining. also had a somewhat normal life outside of his autistic interests, which most contestants lack.

>>211529830
shit..........

>>211529758
>said writer saw this after getting @'d a bunch with it and encouraged the gaslight as well
based

>>211529833
legit looks like a burnt victim, its funny as hell but the physique made him too creepy imho

>>211529817
i dated an asian girl and she never pooped and her vaginal canal was the width of a grain of sand

>>211529833
wtf is this?

>>211529811
bro hes hapa and a pervert and saves his porn, 100% chance he likes loli. Start saying "sukumizu" in tts. In fact, someone mentioned Shoujo ramune, dont remember if it was jin or daniel or what though.

that's just an arch linux user

>>211529817
i can confirm this. I dated a half vietnamese and i had to buy a special $50 plunger just because of her huge shits.

>>211529762
he kinda looks like tacxin

>>211529833
Liquid Cole…

PLEASE ME SOMEBODY CLIPPED ANGIE CHANGING HER SOCKS

>>211529831
can't risk being in a calorie deficit

>>211529857
Pure, unfiltered class my friend.

>>211529762
turning into shaggy

>>211529857
Cole in his suit that his parents got him. Impressive, right?

so did they give rachel the nudity pass in the basement?
also b4 was saying she told tts shes 40
is she 27 or 40???

>>211529827
The male/female parallels are

Fred = Direnc - free spirit degens
Dan = Angie - try hard fuckups
Jin = Ellie - cynical operators
Rachel = Aryeh - lolcow potential

>>211529836
>Final day of highschool
>WHO CARES IF SHE'S 18 YEARS OLD? WHO CARES IF SHE'S AN ADULT? SHE'S A HIGHSCHOOLER YOU SICK FUCK!
>Day after highschool ends
>*Starts onlyfans*
>YAAAAAAASSSSS SLAY QUEEN! STRONG WOMAN SELLING NUDES TO OLD MEN! SHE'S 18! SHE'S AN ADULT! SHE CAN DO WHAT SHE WANTS WITH HER BODY!
Actual retard

wait when did she get back in bed

>she finally stood up
>it only took literally an hour
this is who kiwifarms posters will tell you is the content of the season btw

>>211529892
shut up cole your a fag lol

>>211529762
airsoftsaggy

>>211529904
they dont like rachel

>>211529817
5'0 asian girls can EASILY eat 10k calories at a buffet/kbbq/hotpot place

>>211529892
his face looks androgynously edited.

rachel drives me insane with how slow she is. she just sits in this room shifting objects around for hours at a time

>>211529817
>>211529865
No surprise, have you seen how they fucking eat? They put eat competition mutts to shame

>>211529904
kiwifags live rent free in your head

>>211529895
spot on bro

>>211529923
it’s the worst part about her

So is the bitch actually a freeloader or did they let her out of yet another thing?
And why isn't she barred from upstairs? She's either a freeloader or a dog.

>>211529895
dan and angie infantile safe edgy theyre not really tryhard or fuckups

any time i see rachel's fishtank shirt i get really bummed out man. she really thought she was cut out for this.

>>211529861
he pays to fuck fat black girls bro he's the only person i've ever believed when they said they were just joking about liking 12 year old cunny

>>211529957
She's insane.

>>211529920
thats just how he looks

>>211529955
rules dont matter anymore when jet wants that sweet sweet tts money

>>211529861
tts asked them in confessional about shoujo ramune, Daniel laughed and jin didn't know what it was

>>211529895
Spot on. I wonder how these archetypes might correlate to mythology or classic media so we can glean better understanding of the dynamic at play this season.

>>211529938
that guy will unironically start liking her now that you said that

>>211529957
>she really thought she was cut out for this
everyone thinks they're the main character until shit gets real

>>211529791
god, forbid a molester

actually, our sweet princess queen has been in bed the whole time, shes just so small and petite and cute that it was hard to make her out under the blanket :3

>>211529973
TTS is off because he's having an off camera meltdown in the cuck shed about how he's going to please this stupid bitch and kill off future content to do so because he's terrified to have a contestant quit early no matter how fucking awful she is

>>211529938
kiwifags are fags, and the admin hosts a secret chat there that discusses ways to ruin Sam
if you know, you know

>>211529964
>>211529974
hmm true if he was a lolifag he'd probably be unable to even sex a woman he's paying lol

>>211529995
She’s painfully delusional. The other day she told Sam “I’m going to be working for you someday, you just don’t know it yet!” as if she’s some hot young phenom that’s going to dazzle production.

only a matter of time before we see Cole popping up in YT live chats

>>211530022
Nigger the /bant/ preseason threads were and are openly discussing ways to ruin Sam. Who gives a fuck about Sam?

>>211530004
I told you guys that and you were like NO BED EMPTY SHEETS STANDING ON OWN
now her knee is up and you look insane, because you are
>>211529904
the sad part is the dumb whores don't even see themselves in her as much as they delusionally believe they're one notch less pathetic than her so can feel good as long as she's essentially normalized as "content"

what caused rachel to drink and how much?

ok fuckers, make me laugh, now its boring

Dont you feel terrible for laughing at rachel? she is a suicidal person that got on fishtanka nd they needed to do 3 wellness checks on her, then you have half the cast just fucking with her while the others are sleeping

>>211530096
people like that are selfish and need to be hardwired with therapy

>gets undressed
>moves objects around room
>falls down
>gets dressed
>gets up
>moves objects around room
>gets undressed
>falls down
>moves objects around room
>gets dressed
>gets up
>moves objects around room

>>211530022
>He’s not watching Fishtank to see Sam and his adopted sons fail at everything
You’re watching the show wrong.

>angie seething about ellie being peacefully snoozing nontent who gets the most roses and plushies and is younger, hotter and more asian than her and more self-assured and with more internet chud cred than her
It's still funny but it's going to get old by like week 2.
>>211530096
I agree she is simply too helpless and needs to be airlifted to a Siberian mental wellness retreat right now and replaced with someone less precious and more interesting.
>>211530132
>let me look through my duffel bags full of random shit nobody cares about again

>>211530022
if you meaning channings discords chats then yes. all documented on lolcow but its likely buried by now

Its depressing to see how fucking useless Rachel is at doing anything. What a sad life. Just waiting to die

eating beef and rice watching topless rachel waddle around

>Dan doesn't know about Wild Randy
Is he actually a fan?

>>211530139
>to see Sam
Seems like you're watching it wrong kiwitroon

>>211530096
No. Isn't laughing at her part of the show? Why would I feel sorry for some fat cow bitch?

>>211530185
most of them didn't watch season 3, even jin who seems to have actually watched the others live

>>211530096
She is not suicidal - she is an attention seeking sociopath

>>211530187
>the latter half of season 2 and 3
Nah I’m watching it right, sorry you lack media literacy

>>211529895
The contrast between each pair is also interesting

Fred - Can't hold a job, happily addicted to drugs and alcohol, still bumming around yet an "unc" figure for the house with his wisdom.
Direnc - Successful career that allows her to own a home, beat alcohol addiction, plays the role of "house mom", cleaning, cooking, and providing support as needed

Dan - Cold blooded, plays the game to win. Acts up when he needs to, but flails at challenges
Angie - Constant basedfacing and attention seeking, but she shows up in a challenge when rubber meets the road

Jin - Total sex pest, no goals in life
Ellie - Self-proclaimed femcel, has dubious ambitions after the tank

Rachel - Obnoxious as hell, thinks she's top shit and tries to be house mom, cracks at the first sign of stress
Aryeh - Total doormat, charms viewers and Fish alike with his singing and pop-culture knowledge, pushes through pain

>>211529981
See >>211530316

Tag yourself also

>>211530316
go to bed cryo

>>211530303
>media literacy
get newer bait kek

how much to put rachels used panties shes wearing in your mouth?

>>211530316
dan isn't cold blooded or playing to win, he's a turbosperg ego tripping because he's on a relatively even playing field for the first time in his life