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Anonymous No.211534508 >>211534658 >>211534694 >>211534704 >>211537465 >>211537490 >>211537548
Chinese Movies
we've had several dumbass anti china threads the last couple of days saying they don't produce any kino, so enough of that, post chinese kino. I'll start

Under the Hawthorn Tree
To Live
Better Days
Dead Pigs
UFO in Her Eyes
Not One Less
Xiu Xiu: The Sent-Down Girl
Lighting Up the Stars
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Anonymous No.211534636
Only chinese things I saw are scissor seven and genshin
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Anonymous No.211534658 >>211534694
>>211534508 (OP)
One of the greatest documentaries ever made, anywhere.
Anonymous No.211534694
>>211534508 (OP)
I won't look at any Chinese and Korean kino because they are all overcooked
sure that has its own attraction but not to me
>>211534658
agreed, love it
Anonymous No.211534699
seconding this, very wholesome kino
Anonymous No.211534704 >>211534722 >>211534773
>>211534508 (OP)
Kill yourself faggot scum
Anonymous No.211534709
i keep meaning to watch that movie with the starving chinese soldiers vs american soldiers eating full thankgiving dinner
Anonymous No.211534722
>>211534704
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Anonymous No.211534773 >>211534819
>>211534704
why are you so angry
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Anonymous No.211534819 >>211535168
>>211534773
Shill didn't like the commercial break.
Anonymous No.211534838 >>211534878
i like basically every Zghanke movie, but picrel is probably his most accessible one
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Anonymous No.211534878 >>211534932
>>211534838
for me it's
Anonymous No.211534904 >>211534932
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Anonymous No.211534932 >>211534986
>>211534878
My favourite is The World and ahis latest one actually Caught by The Tides.
>>211534904
Tsai is from Taiwan.
Anonymous No.211534986 >>211540014
>>211534932
one china policy
Anonymous No.211535168
>>211534819
>all that hi-tech washing powder
>still comes out yellow instead of white
weaksauce
Anonymous No.211536975 >>211537417
Better days = ultra kino
Anonymous No.211537052
my favorite is Braddu Pittu Pree
Anonymous No.211537272 >>211537511
They made this back in the early 10s, when the chinese movie industry was desperately trying to find success by copying 90s hollywood. It's meant to be a Chinese version of a gritty ww2 blockbuster type movie, but the direction was lacking and the narrative kind of gets lost between the many plot threads. It was widely panned as "misery porn" but honestly I don't care, I'm a slophog for ww2 dramas so I really enjoyed it. Every scene with the laughably corrupt KMT mobile military court side characters is absolute kino btw.
Anonymous No.211537278 >>211537317
I really don't like the sound of the Chinese language, not racist just don't like 'em
simple as
Anonymous No.211537317 >>211537343
>>211537278
Honestly any asian language just sounds gutteral and fucking annoying to the ears.
Anonymous No.211537343
>>211537317
>gutteral
pitch-based languages are inherently the opposite of that, but whatever, you don't care what the words you use mean anyway.
Anonymous No.211537417
>>211536975
they could have cut a bit from the ending parts at the police station, it went on far too long
Anonymous No.211537465
>>211534508 (OP)
Maybe in this thread I can finally ask, what the fuck happened to the Taiwanese invasion series Zero Day? When the fuck are they going to release it.
Anonymous No.211537490 >>211537693 >>211537694
>>211534508 (OP)
I don't know SHIT about mainland, but how about hong kong action cinema? I recently watched Green Snake and it was pure bliss.
Anonymous No.211537511 >>211542541
>>211537272
Fucking Adrien Brody did this. Hahahah
Anonymous No.211537527
PRC films fucking suck, but Taiwan has a ton of kino
Anonymous No.211537548 >>211537708
>>211534508 (OP)
China directors can't by definition make any kino because they are censored to hell by the CCP. This means all China movies are state approved propaganda by default. Note I used "China". Plenty of Chinese from outside China or from the British HK era who made kino.
Anonymous No.211537574
I loved Better days
>TFW no qt girl to protect
Anonymous No.211537679
for me it's Kung Fu Hustle
Anonymous No.211537693
>>211537490
>hong kong action cinema
OH NO MY PORT WAREHOUSES AND CONSTRUCTION YARDS
THE HUMANATEE
Anonymous No.211537694
>>211537490
you can find a torrent for this in the kdrama general movies pastebin
Anonymous No.211537708
>>211537548
>t. american state department mouthpiece
yawn
Anonymous No.211537770 >>211537878 >>211537882
China can't make good movies. The only good """"Chinese"""" movies are made by turbo Cantos in Hong Kong. The Han simply do not hate the movie making spirit.
Anonymous No.211537792
You will never be Japanese, Chang.
Anonymous No.211537878
>>211537770
as much as I'm a slut for the non-chinese world, this was cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVtyOwcQo-w
Anonymous No.211537882 >>211537950 >>211537994 >>211538118 >>211539229 >>211539285
>>211537770
you repeating this over and over again doesn't make it true
Anonymous No.211537921
China is unable to produce kino. Chink rom-coms are probably the worst. Wuxia is beaten to death.
Best they can do is imitate, which works well enough for the domestic audience, but it's total slop on an international scale
Anonymous No.211537950 >>211538094
>>211537882
you're right, it being true is what makes it true
Anonymous No.211537994 >>211538042 >>211538094
>>211537882
Not him but I lived in china for 10 years and he's absolutely right
Anonymous No.211538042
>>211537994
ohhh the anti-china hawk that's lived in china for x number of years, real original
Anonymous No.211538094 >>211538173
>>211537950
>>211537994
any day now I'm sure
Anonymous No.211538118 >>211538212
>>211537882
Cantonese people are a different race. They seem to have souls which you northerners lack.
Anonymous No.211538173
>>211538094
>no 14 days
I'm disappointed
Anonymous No.211538212 >>211538388
>>211538118
Han shouldn't be considered a race. they're mutts, they've been raped by invaders for centuries.
Anonymous No.211538388
>>211538212
China went to shit after the Ming dynasty. Cantonese is a much more rich and poetic language while Mandarin sounds like pots and pans being thrown down a staircase. And the Han are stamping it out due to pure jealousy. The south has always been the center of art, commerce, and wealth and Jurchin warlord rape babies hate that.
Anonymous No.211538676 >>211538761
Modern China is like Ingerland if the the NORF FC meme became the dominant culture instead of the south.
Anonymous No.211538761
>>211538676
and... your picture... is supposed to convince us that's wrong?
>would
Anonymous No.211539229
>>211537882
I’m afraid you have eyes but cannot see Mt Tai, junior.
Anonymous No.211539285
>>211537882
Hong Kong cinema is demonstrably better than mainland shit lol
Anonymous No.211539351 >>211539416 >>211539422 >>211539458 >>211539986 >>211543432
Watch this. Thank me later. Puts American animated films to shame.
Anonymous No.211539416 >>211539458 >>211542009
>>211539351
Based movie. deals with

>death
>grief
>genocide
>family
>revenge and regret

Stuff American animation is too soft and afraid to deal with anymore.
Anonymous No.211539422 >>211539498
>>211539351
I like how CCP Mandarin chinks love jerking themselves off over one shitty Pixar rip off baby movie but ignore the entire canon of Hong Kong cinema.
Anonymous No.211539458
>>211539351
>>211539416
What Pixar film is this?
Anonymous No.211539498 >>211539742
>>211539422
Ne Zha 2 is good. Hong Kong cinema is good. Both can be good at the same time.
Anonymous No.211539622
Peak depressionkino. The director even killed himself.
Anonymous No.211539742
>>211539498
Ne Zha is literally a baby movie you are embarrassing yourself.
Anonymous No.211539986 >>211540034 >>211540048
>>211539351
The boy looks like a girl lol
Anonymous No.211540014 >>211540059 >>211540107 >>211542615
>>211534986
China has zero control over Taiwan.
Anonymous No.211540034
>>211539986
>all cultures must conform to my country's gender norms
Anonymous No.211540048
>>211539986
>boy
Anonymous No.211540059 >>211540107
>>211540014
yet
Anonymous No.211540107 >>211540135 >>211542300
>>211540014
>>211540059
>implying taiwan is not a shuthole with a few factories laced with explosives that can be exploded in the blink of the eye
taiwan is a shithole just as china, they both deserve to be glassed just as india and pakistan
Anonymous No.211540135
>>211540107
>shuthole
shithole*
Anonymous No.211541268
squid game
Anonymous No.211542009 >>211542571
>>211539416
that garbage doesn't even have blood and you talk about others being soft roflmao
Anonymous No.211542300
>>211540107
Yeah and I hope the inspectors go with those explosions too. You can't win against people with something to lose.
Anonymous No.211542304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOvFG9dS92g
This movie looks pretty based, hopefully gets a cinema release over here, love big historical epics.
Anonymous No.211542341
I really liked this one.
Depression-core, but holy fuck, the last scene hits like a bullet train.
Well done, chinks, incredible edging.
Anonymous No.211542541
>>211537511
Yeah, this was during his "it's a living" point in his career.
Anonymous No.211542571
>>211542009
Ne Zha 2 has shitloads of blood, the entire final battle is just people exploding into entire clouds of blood lmao.
Anonymous No.211542615
>>211540014
taiwan’s every decision is made in the shadow of china in the same way that many anons live in the shadows of their abusive and/or distant daddies
Anonymous No.211543432
>>211539351
>STILL not out on streaming