Jelly Co edition

Attention Bajoran workers!!

I'm cashing you out, bob

I couldn't help but notice the last thread did not run to completion.

Can you retards not do anything when I'm away? Even for a few hours? Good lord

>>211538670
you're not my real dad

Sad to hear about the behind-the-scenes stuff with Yeoman Rand. I didn't care about her in most episodes, but she was great in Charlie X.

>>211538799
Janice Whitney was a prostitute at one point, correct?

hnng

>>211538670
I was sleeping and at work, and you're not the boss of me.

>>211538799
>>211538828
QRD?

>>211538799
Share with the class please

>>211538799
Was it Gene?
It had to been.

>>211538990
She was always a druggie whore, but getting written off & fired from star trek (after getting groped or something) made her spiral out, then according to Wikipedia seeing how old she looked when they brought her back for the motion picture made her spiral back out so hard she because a literal hooker on skid row

>>211539260
One of producer's *KoffGeneKoff* attempted to rape her.

>>211539260
It's like poetry, it rhymes

dubs to claim a TAS wife

>>211539401

We almost had a SNW x TAS episode. So close to Heaven, but stopped at the Gates.

Not taking the Nu-Trek tranny bait today, boys.

>>211539401
the only tas wife i claim is m'ress

>>211539401
>no Trill spots
Why even bother.

Picard acts like the creepy Junior High English teacher that goes to all the school's Wrestling Team matches.

While Pike has a girlfriend.

>>211539797
Wait, they actually made a new Star Trek with a white, male captain?

>nu-trek fag gets ignored
>starts replying to himself
nice try queer

Who let this faggot out of his cage again?

>>211537620 (OP)
>I'm cashing you out, Riker.

>>211539913
Was it revenge?

>>211539913

>>211539841
>Wait, they actually made a new Star Trek with a white, male captain?

They did, but it's pozzed, memberberries-filled slop.

Zoomzoom here but just looking at the random minor characters and background people is so awe-inspiring and bittersweet. Everyone looks so healthy, they all look lively and aware of their surroundings, no weird piercings or trashy tattoos. Did there really used to be millions of people walking around looking like this in the late 20th century?

I just watched the 1920's gangster planet episode and I just kept thinking about how Picard would have gotten out of there alive. It was easy for Kirk because he's skilled in the effective use of silliness and whimsy.

>>211540408
You're getting kind of distorted impression because you're looking at a bunch of healthy young actors from LA who moved there to pursue their careers but generally speaking, I guess.

>>211540408
Pre-9/11 might as well be another planet that's how bad it's gotten.

ive been studying trek for years and have reached the conclusion that an anthology series is the only way out of this mess. ironically the best way to save star trek is to abandoned the concept on which it was founded, recurring cast.
8 60 minute episodes per year
set in trek universe but each one a completely seperate story with a completely separate cast.
this way the writers and producers are forced to tell a compelling story or no one will watch.
itd be better for the fans but itd also be better for the studio because it would function like a trek pilot factory for spinoffs when they accidentially nail one.

>>211538670
I don't make threads ever its my policy besides I was working, this has been a lot of fun so far, same the art works gone to shit in the second run

>>211540406
Yeah, I read up on it. Two of the things that were mentioned was how the old captains somehow represented "toxic masculinity", while the new captain is a soft faggot. It also specifically pointed out an episode that focused on genderbending.

>>211540409
escape was easy. picard would have called for backup after escaping because it wasnt urgent and hes basically just middle management.

>>211540641
*shame the art works gone to shit

>>211538670
I’m back now and I’m done pooping. It was a little rough

>>211540408
There used to be perverts like Gene-sama, Berman and Weinstein who would ensure actors of both sexes were good looking. Even background extras with no lines had to be hot, because producers knew tv was about escapism, you don't want to see some disgusting whale like you would at a supermarket. Now you get uggos, mystery meat goblins and megaqueer onionboys.

>>211540736
We are living in Judge Dredd levels of ugliness these days.

>>211540736
it wa more to do with how there were that many hot people trying to get into acting to capitalize on their beauty that they'd accept a pittance and happily wear barely anything for less than a day of "work" to get a shot at "making it."

now you can directly capitalize on your beauty with an instagram account

>>211540531
so, like Long Short Treks. Got it!

>>211540930
its both but its mostly because of the me too shit made it so the only way to get a job is by already being in with the kikes. there are 15M women aged 19-24 in the US. 3M of them are 9s & 10s. theres no breaking through without sucking cock

>>211541042
sort of. i dont pay attention to the shorts but from what ive gathered some of them are related to other projects. these would be unrelated to anything else.
random USS Hood missions, tellerite freighter caught in the even horizon, cardassians lost in gamma...and so on.

>>211537620 (OP)
This whole subplot was so phony and hamfisted. Riker was completely out of character. They just wanted the b-plot to compliment the battle of wits between Picard and the Cardassian, but it just didn't work.

>>211540408
Jetal? For some reason I keep forgetting she even existed.

>>211540689
you're right Picard wouldn't have felt the need to fix someone else's mistake and just left after escaping the first time. but Kirk also escaped that time by being silly.

>>211537620 (OP)
I work for Dick Jones

I started watching TNG on Paramount. I'm used to broadcast and this looks strange.

In Trek News, looks like New Trek is soon to be dead and buried, with zero cultural relevance.

C'est la vie!

>>211541594
watch on pluto. its like watching on USA network in 2007

>>211541605
>C'est la vie!
the most savage kirk line

>>211541109
"me too" was just "you can't directly capitalize on your beauty via social media and not come to hollywood we don't want you!" proactive theatrics to hide the fact hollywood was rendered obsolete in 2007.

>>211539913
He actually cashed out Picard.
Baldy went in high on his own supply and the went home empty handed.

>>211541605
>soon to be
in two years, that's gonna be a long wait :(

>>211541710
are there ads for burn notice???

>>211542428
not that ive seen but there are commercials for the closer and rizzoli & isles

>>211540409
Picard would have Dixon Hillmaxxed his way through the situation

>>211537620 (OP)

>its an odo gets laid episode
while I really like odo centric eps this one gives me massive anxiety its too close to home

>>211543269
i like that episode until the guy shows up at the end and immediately explains how their super secret orion spy network works

>>211543269
Hey isn't she on TNG & ENT?

>>211543500
I believe so. They loved reusing guest actors because it was easier than having to go through the trouble of casting new ones just for a one episode bit.

>>211543684
I do love that about Trek, Jeffery Combs is like 28 characters.

>>211543269
Explain

>>211543904
no

>>211543916
Very well. Dismissed.

>>211543684
the ones that make me crazy are when they're playing the same race or don't even have makeup or anything like when Leah Brahms and Commander Benteen or whatever she was called was the same actor. And Sarek and the Romulan captain.

Reminder Janeway's killing of Tuvix was not only morally good, it was the highest degree of moral excellence. She completely an unequivocally vanquished the evil, disgusting lifeform because it violated the Federation moral code of willingly allowing yourself to die when necessary for the greater good. Everyone on the ship was DISGUSTED by this thing sitting there and asking them to keep it alive. No creature such as this has any right to exist within the moral utopia of the Federation, where to be good is to be good and being good is being good and everyone kills themselves in teleporters constantly for the greater good and harry kim is replaced by a dimensional alternate good and the good is good so no good creature would EVER choose to live over the greater good commanded by the good captain Captain Janeway!!

>>211544025
Tuvix is not a separate entity. It was never killed. Neelix and Tuvok were just pulled apart. Correction; the plant died. RIP.

>>211543998
Doesn't really matter to me because Susan Gibney is playing her as a completely different character, with a different haircut and everything

>>211543993
He never had sex, Commander.

>>211544239
>>211543998
Fun fact as well; Susan Gibney was on the short list to play Janeway because the producers liked her.

>>211544286
My dick couldn't take 7 seasons of furiously beating off

>>211544452
Joke's on you, but I was hard as dilithium every time Kate Mulgrew was on screen.

In Trek Events, Saturday's public screening of the first two episodes of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds S03 went great. Fantastic positive response from the audience.

>>211537647
I have ENHANCED the lighting

>211544611
yeah yeah nice b8 and no (You) for you
i am glad celia rose gooding has some hair, she actually looks fine now

>>211544674
No-one asked for this but thank you

>>211544141
Okay Kate whatever you say

The future seems nice but it lacks aesthetics and nature. The ships, space stations and even colonies are too hospital-like.

>>211544611
sounds like bullshit to me

>>211544611
who is the girl?

good book

>>211538542
Handsome...they should have let him have a redemption arc

>but he committed atrocities blah blah blah
Literally all alleged. They never show him doing anything that bad in the show.

>>211540408
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l_smqCTiLFs&pp=ygUSc29wcmFub3Mgc3RhciB0cmVr
Who is the background character at 0:43
She is so hot bros.

>>211540408
Yes and no. You're romanticizing things but it's true that in the 20th century there were drastically less piercings, tattoos and fats. So yes.

In celebration of Star Trek Enterprise and to BTFO all ENT deniers, I made some OC.

>>211549061
You didn't make a braindead coomer content about t'pol booba, are you alright ENTanon?

>>211549367
The shot is still from an episode about having sex, so I'm quite alright, thank you.

Remember Velmaposting, haha?

>>211549493
I literally couldn't tell the difference between that and the other lesbian flash animated cartoon

Captain Jerry curl was right, even if he was an asshole.

Why would you shoot a skagg before hanging him to death?

>>211549061
what is left meant to be

>>211549475
im glad

>>211549493
it is truly a mystery what happened to it, we need scooby to solve it

>>211550175
which sci-fi (besides Firefly) has space confederates in it?

I got another blackpill on how dead and mismanaged the franchise is when I noticed the official Star Trek YouTube channel has been around for 11 years and no upload has gotten more than 2.2m views (assuming more popular ones aren't geoblocked for me)

North Star is a kino episode but it feels Holodeck-on-Voyager tier.

>>211550457
No clue?

>>211552267
one of the best
fun ep
the true story of ds9
begining of the end of kes
great. forgot mayweather was there, too.

>>211550457
the nietzscheans in andromeda, sort of

>>211552267
a matter of time is fucking awful

>>211539401
rolling for the blond aryan kween

>>211552400
>>211552488
I guess /trek/ and /tv/ is just too dawgone cultured a place for a /v/-tard like me..

>>211552267
The Seventh is such a strange Ent epi. Feels like a feverdream.

>>211552788
Is it Command and Conquer? Because I never played that

>>211552868
I think it's kind of meant to be one though? It's largely from T'Pol's perspective.

>>211551765
>Holodeck-on-Voyager
I HATE HOLODECK EPISODES

I HATE THE BAR SET

I HATE THE AMBIENT MUSIC

>>211553607
Irelandland is worse though.

>>211553607
i liked the beach place where we never got to see the beach

>>211553607
I love how the holodeck programs let you identify which season it is
>French pool hall
S1-2
>resort
S3
>da Vinci
S4
>Captain Proton
S5
>Ireland
S6

>>211553607
>I HATE HOLODECK

If you don't like
>The Royale
>Move Along Home
>11:59
>North Star
you have no soul

>>211553799
It was for Neelix dancing and Kim cucking

>>211554330
11:59 is garbage

>>211554422
soulless facsimile of a person

>>211554330
They're only fun to me because I've watched Trek all the way through like 10 times.

After a certain amount of watchthroughs, the shitty episodes acquire a sort of kitsch value. But even I think 11:59 fucking sucks.

11:59 is kino

>>211554020
>Haunted house Janeway sex program
>Beowulf
>Voyager Maquis rebellion
>Voyager Doctor novel
>Kinoma
>Hot rod garage
>Space hot rod design studio
>Nazi hirogen

>>211554330
I like North Star, I just don't like one of Archer's lines, the one where he says he doesn't think his life is worth more than that of some Skagan punk. He's the captain of Earth's first and last hope to protect itself from total annihilation, some damn self-awareness is appropriate.

hell yea

>>211552438
Why is it one of the best? Genuinely hypedm

>>211554240
Hot but married to my corrupt governor while I was in high school.

>>211556723
Because its got massive aura.
Stuck in a literally impossible situation?
Just Win.

>>211543269
It was kind of weird that Odo basically lost his virginity in this episode yet was already a smooth pillow-talking loverboy.

I promised myself I'd stop gooning to Neelix every single day and deleted my neelix folder. But now I find myself browsing Neelix content and gooning again. My life is a mess.

>>211556664
I love that you're basically just proving my ENT is for coom and nothing else theory that I've been posting since like 2019 by posting these images and showing how rampant the cheap attempts to sex up the show were

>>211557491
I'm not proving anything that you didn't already decide for yourself, especially not that tedious hyperbole.

>>211558144
I don't need to prove something I already know to myself, anon. You're just proving it to everyone else on my behalf and I thank you.

Now, shut up and post more ENT coom. God knows there's nothing to discuss on that awful show.

>>211558241
>You're just proving it to everyone else on my behalf
Pretty much everyone here's watched the show too, dipshit, they can make up their own minds and have the right to their own opinions on what about it is worthwhile.

>>211558405
All we do in /trek/ is shitpost about shows we've all seen, anon. Otherwise, we'd be a bunch of faggots talking about Nu-Trek. Maybe you're willing to do that but I'm not.

>>211558548
I don't think you know what a proof is. A proof means that the people you're proving something to don't have the right to disagree with you.

>>211558667
Well, you could easily prove me wrong by actually discussing the stories of Enterprise instead of just coomposting.

But you're not doing that, are you.

>>211558548
I stand by the fact that Michael McDonald (not the Doobie brother) would make a great Garth of Izar.

I do not communicate with nu trek faggots, no matter what those fools believe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ2ZgA3S_rc

>>211558761
>>211558761
>you could easily prove me wrong by actually discussing the stories of Enterprise
Me being retarded doesn't prove or disprove anything.

god i love doobie brothers

>AGAHJKDFGSDFG TENDI IS SO FUCKING HOT I HOPE SHE REALLY IS TRANS AND THAT SHE HAS A HUGE FLOPPY SWINGING GREEN COCK I CAN CHOKE ON GJHADKHFGJKSHDFJGSDF
remember when we had two years of that nonstop

>>211558952
Star Trek Doobie Brothers= Captain's Yacht Rock

>>211559258
I had that purged from my memory. I hate you.

>>211559258
I've been shitposting here since 2020 and the only time I've seen that was someone making fun of someone else posting it at some point in the past

>>211559328
never saw that, but I'm glad that guy reminded you of it haha

>>211559543
I will find (You) and when I do, (You) will spend the rest of your life in ore processing.

People undersell the meaning of Sim's decision here. This is the chronological seedling for why it makes sense that all Federation humans willingly use teleporters that clone and kill them, and why everyone on Voyager was so disgusted by Tuvix' selfish behaviour. Because even the clone of a primitive 22nd century man was able to overcome his desire to survive and die for the greater good - with the bar so raised on morality, it's inconceivable that any enlightened, evolved individual would ever do any less.

>>211559258
Speak for yourself. Like a sane person, I didn't post during those unhinged years.

>>211559612
What's wrong with ore processing?

>>211559258
What is it about millennial-coded flash animated cartoons where female protagonists suddenly become lesbians that makes coomers go nuts? You see it all the time over on /co/

>>211555244

>>211555244
The Nazi Hirogen was the only good one.

>>211560510
Tom Paris' Flash Gordon episodes are the best VOY holodeck bits

>>211560338
>"foo-coded"
shut the fuck up you limp-writed low-testerone faggot. that said:
> where female protagonists suddenly become lesbians that makes coomers go nuts?
ENT made a dispoportionate number of GenXers and elder millenials into retarded coomers. The younger generations coom over cartoons because they know they're too pathetic to ever get real pussy.
Coomerism is a plague and should be destroyed.

Team Trek Talks at Tribeca:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq-cB192V9c

uh huh
all of these shows but one are dead
and the one will be dead in a couple of years

>>211553668
>worse
*comfy

It's convenient that all the holodeck programs are old public domain stories or generic knockoffs of copyrighted IPs.

>>211564468
It keeps the shows timeless but at the same time makes it seem like culture hasn’t advanced in over 500 years.

>>211564468
Like which ones? Besides Sherlock Holmes?

>>211539333
Drugs are a helluva drug.

>>211540531
Nah it's the opposite. We need to go back to several 26 episode seasons on a set with carpeting and weird fuzzy lighting.

>>211565886
or Shakespeare or "Dixon Hill" (a legally distinct parody of Bogart)

>>211564468
>star trek now theyd be dressing up like Marvel characters in the holodeck

>>211565886
>James Bond
>Jane Eyre
>Beowulf
>Dixon Hill
>Bashir's historical war programs
>spaghetti western town

>>211540408
>just looking at the random minor characters and background people
I frequently do this on aznude. It's the best way to find new kinos.

>>211540408
>Did there really used to be millions of people walking around looking like this in the late 20th century?
Yes but the tide was already turning. They even joke about this in Past Tense when the businessman character mentions getting a tattoo in the 90s.

>>211540641
it just dawned on me that tng didn't have a mirror episode. did voyager? i don't think so.
huh.

>>211538849
Call me gay but the bolt-ons are a real turnoff for me

>>211541235
Something like Death Valley Days, but for Star Trek?

RED ALERT

>>211567152
TWO

>>211567152
>What the fuck is the matter with you, LaForge? Are you some kind of degenerate freak? You disgust me, you... you... incel!
What did she mean by this?

>it's a Jake episode
>Cirroc Lofton is absent for half the episode

>it's the first real Jem Hadar episode
JFC I love the Jem Hadar. They might be my favorite Trek race

>>211560338
>makes coomers go nuts
It does?

>>211568457
Victory is life!

>>211568479
Any cartoon does. This is why /a/ exists.

>>211568549
I thought /co/ was tired of lesbos.

>>211568457
What do you love about them?

Neelix > Tuxiv > w*sley

>>211568597
Lots of stuff

>>211544582
Janeway reminded me of Prymaat Conehead. It was the honking voice.

>>211568725
yeah but I wanna hear the specifics. I'm just curious

I take it you all know about Grin's Star Trek edits/parodies, right? https://www.youtube.com/@grinroom9766

>>211541429
I think it was meant to show how different command styles can cause friction. Jellico was the right person for the mission in charge of the wrong crew. The Enterprise wasn't a combat vessel, its crew are all used to problems being solved with diplomacy and not having to get their hands dirty. Jellico wasn't having any of that. If the captains had had their positions reversed, Picard would have dithered about how to get Jellico out of custody and held meetings asking Data for lore on the Cardassians and Geordi to technobabble some way of harmlessly disabling their ship, and it would have taken a random disaster to force them to agree. Jellico isn't going to rely on plot convenience, he's going to solve the problem.

>>211559258

>>211569056
>I think it was meant to show how different command styles can cause friction.
There was only friction because Riker was being a total faggot for no reason.

>>211547748
Redemption would've been lame. He had his chance at not being a villain and blew it, which is fine. His final arc sucked, but beyond the writers hating his popularity he was a victim of the prophets plotline being a lame mess and there was no other outcome as soon as he got inserted into it.

>>211569152
I mean...yeah, there is that. Like I said, he was too used to Picard's pussified command style and he had forgotten how to deal with actual emergency conditions.

>>211566991
I won't call you gay for that. They work for me in this case, but I've seen some heinous boltons that've killed my boner. You like what you like, anon.

>>211569190
>Redemption would've been lame.
Yeah yeah I know.

I think it would've been nice for him to realize what a traitor he was and what a mistake he made and turn on the Dominion but then that would have meant he'd have to actually care about Cardassia and not just himself, which he didn't. So that's fine. I would have preferred if Damar was the one who killed him in the end. Instead he just got to shoot some rando and it wasn't as impactful.

>Starfleet send a bajoran to the Enterprise D
>something bad always happen to them
I guess there is a reason why Picard wasn't chosen to look after DS9. Bajor would had been destroy under his watch.

>>211559258
Isn't Tendi tran?

>>211569484
Nope she's a hot little green Orion slut designed genetically to be irresistible.

>>211569544
Isn't there that whole Orion woman always emitted sex pheromone to be female?

>>211569075
>>211558838
>>211538718

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Kino

>>211568805
Garanagar: You were a soldier?
O'Brien: I have been
Garanagar: You explain it to him

The Jem Hadar are like a slave army. They're like Spartacus. I can't describe exactly why I like them. Maybe it's just that they're so serious. Maybe it's the actors they chose. I like their spiny beard things. They're like just really good honorable soldiers. i find that based.

>>211556856
I hope you relished it
As much as i

>>211569605
~Tendi wa transujendā desu!~

Ds9 had a kino intro

>>211569697
I get you. They come across as very dignified despite being slaves

>>211569697
Let me guess, you also like Clone Troopers and your favorite vidya is image related?

>>211569612
I know Guinan gets a lot of shit for being le magical negro but I think she always did a great job with her acting on the show.

>>211569820
i have never heard anyone say anything negative about Guinan ever

>>211569820
Whoopsie Goldberg was big when movies were big for a reason

>>211569859
You haven't been posting in /trek/ long, have you

>>211569697
>>211569809
They were named after the Jemadar (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jemadar) but are culturally more like Janissaries (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janissary) and yes they were portrayed as noble despite their lack of station.

>>211569812
Must we resort to personal attacks? The Jem Hadar are tough as nails and have no culture of their own. They're extremely tragic figures.

>>211544674
To the equivalent of how many lights, anon?

>>211551671
I don't hate it. I'm honestly not sure how to feel about how much I like it.

>>211569926
Not a personal attack. Its just that the Storm Troopers are very similar

>>211569999
Check out those digits

>>211569999
Extremely good numbers for your posts context

>>211569948
>To the equivalent of how many lights, anon?
ALL OF THE LIGHTS

>>211570023
I watched the Clone Wars show after it was over even though now I've left Star Wars behind, I'd say yeah the Clone Troopers had a similar quality to the Jem Hadar. If Star Trek was told from the Dominion point of view they would probably be portrayed the same. I actually preferred the Battle Droids though. They were much more tragic.

>>211569736
>>211569075
>>211558838
>>211538718

https://vocaroo.com/19i02omyIqwx

>>211569697
I suppose it's that they're so uncompromising, it's a pretty compelling quality in a character. Like the guy who got vaporised for refusing to kill Worf, he was executed for disobeying orders but by his own standards he had failed to defeat Worf and deserved to die anyway.

The Jem'Hadar are great because they're not debuted as jobbers. They kick everyone's ass for a good while.

They really are great monster super soldiers.

>>211569484
There is no way this hot little number is a trans.

Hey you guys, who painted my ass white?

>>211570522
I think it's telling that bulldyke side shaves are considered a trans thing now by zoomzooms.

>>211570522
You better believe it!

>>211570646
Thank God she has short hair. If she had long hair, I would never stop fapping.

What triggered the cartoon spammer this time?

>>211570702
>tranny headcanon
Opinion discarded.

>>211570713
>fapping to cartoons
Why in God's name would you be so degenerate? You must be the thumbman

>>211570785
hes been crashing out nonstop since SNW got canceled

>>211570785
SNW getting cancelled and nudreg being officially over.

>>211570702
Just a tranny wishcasting. No relevance to real world.

>>211570883
The volume of NuTrek spam typically increases when cancellation happen. It's a coping mechanism.

Avatarfagging, eh? Naughty!

Test

>>211570797
>he doesn't know this is an anime site

>>211570785
>>211570883
It's a Monday (schizo Monday), after Father's Day (his dad raped him)

>>211570946
Would be an awful shame if someone snitched, wouldn't it?

>>211571126
wdym?

>>211571181
The first duty, or sumthin...

>>211571224
THE LINE MUST BE DRAWN HERE!

HERE, AND NO FURTHER!

I check a few months ago and there was no /trek/. And then I try a few weeks ago and there was no /trek/. Why is there is a /trek/ thread now? What happen? Is it has something to do with SNW ending?

>>211571276
Are you from Oceania or something? Think it might be more of a timezone thing, there's almost always a /trek/ up when I'm awake

>>211571276
>What happen? Is it has something to do with SNW ending?
My theory is that Secret Hideout is astroturfing the fuck out of this general. It's not a coincidence that it reappeared around the same time SNW S3 got a release date.

anyone else having trouble posting images?

lmaoing at this chinlet

>>211569697
I also liked the time when the Jems were just beating the shit out of Worf, but he wouldn't give up, and the one Jem decided to just himself instead of killing Worf. I'm not doing the scene justice, but it was pretty good and made Worf getting beaten up not a joke.

the Jem'hadar makeup always reminded me of the kangaroos from Tank Girl

>>211570261
Best remix in a while. I'll be listening to it all the time while posting in /trek/.

>>211571024
Is it me, or is T'Lyn basically Space Daria? I'd stick my tongue so far up her tight Vulcan twat, it'd come out the other side.

>>211571349
Yes, having trouble posting entirely on firefox occasionally
>>211571379
kek

DS9 is cool and all but it doesn't feel very Star Trek after the third season. It's just way too serialized.

>>211571386
Oh man, I just rewatched the scene and I remembered it wrong. I thought the Jem used his suicide implant rather than kill Worf. That would've been something.

Also I'm not sure if it's just how the youtuber cut the scenes together, but it seems like they left the Breen behind. Maybe it died in some stuff that got cut out.

>>211571665
The Breen gets killed by one of the Jem'Hadar

>>211571609
Maybe a little bit?

I'd stick my tongue up her ass, personally.

"Anon that is . . . highly illogical."

*pause*

"I did not say to cease."

>>211570785
>>211570883
I am not your cartoon spammer. I'm a completely different cartoonposter.

>>211571709
Ah. Thanks, anon!

>>211571349
Let's see if a really tiny image can go through

Damn these spiky niggas scary

>>211571609
>T'Lyn basically Space Daria?
Yes

This was a great Kirk and Picard episode night

>still trying to astroturf NuTrek in /trek/

>>211571343
>people in a trek general talk about the only new trek coming out
>IT'S ASTROTURFING SHILLS

>>211571609
>>211571721
Here they are, with a little airbrushed cameltoe.

Wagon Train
Love Boat
Babylon 5
Lost in Space
Quantum Leap

>>211572008
Fuck off shill

in Trials and Tribbleations what was the joke about O'Brien saying some random guy was Kirk?

>STD canceled
>PIC canceled
>Lezzie Dykes canceled
>SNW canceled
>PRO canceled
NuTreksisters...

>>211572008
>new trek
you glow troooooooon

>>211572136
The joke is that the guy he was mistaking for Kirk was his stunt man

>>211572161
They had to keep throwing shit or else their paid streaming platform would collapse into a boondoggle

>>211572161
Five NuTrek shows got announced and cancelled in the same timeframe as TNG's entire lifespan. LET THAT SINK IN.

>>211572091
Are these "shills" in the room with you now?
I kid of course. No one would ever enter your room. You will die alone

>>211572375
>avatarfagging as a literal troon
Here's your (You)

He's not a shill. He's a troll, one with extremely terrible taste in entertainment.

He's spamming Nu Trek because you faggots can't ignore him and always fall for the bait, because he knows he's getting under your skin.
But yes, he is deliberately trolling by spamming shit he knows no one in this thread wants to discuss. You don't beat trolls by acknowledging them. You starve them of attention.

Please keep this in mind in future threads.

>>211572256
oh kewl

You want this little green girl as much as I do.

Why bother shilling for a canceled show?

>>211572338
What did you expect? Roddenberry is dead.

>>211572495
i have every buzzphrase and meme image filtered so i never see any of it

I love how their first instinct was to tear their clothes off.

>>211573347
Not a bad idea

>>211571788
i did earlier on another board

Time to fap myself to sleep.

>The Immunity Syndrome

this is a scary episode

>>211573641
Based giant amoeba enjoyer

>>211573641
Giant space monsters that want to eat entire starships is my jam and Trek only did it twice (Immunity Syndrome; Bliss)

>>211573712
although I guess The Doomsday Machine (the planet killer) and Datalore/Silicon Avatar (the crystal entity) also count since they ate whole planets

>>211573634
and u say that's a dyke. as if

>>211572495
Its weird that reports dont seem to work

Yeah. Weird. Like a Changeling infiltrator in a position of power.

>>211573879
Not even for straight up porn

And I'm spent.

Member when things weren't so dire yet that there was even a tiny inkling of enhusiasm for memeing the first season of picard?
I member

>>211574375
I knew Picard was going to be shit the moment I saw the first trailer. We all did.

Don't lie

>>211573879
>>211574010
>>211574187
Curious, isn't it?

>>211574405
Fuck off tourist, you clearly weren't here for those briefly comfy times

>>211574528
First trailer was at NYCC in 2019, I believe

You're just one archive check away from feeling like a retard

>>211572161
Ok, you killed the franchise. Now what's the next step in your master plan?

>>211574625
Where did the romulan cougar elf detective and incest bully sister or kestra posting come from back then retard?

>>211574717
Crash Israel. With no survivors.

I like how Sisko is more of a schizophrenic than a black guy
I unironically feel more safe around him

>>211574821
see: all of the nu trek spam ITT

There is always a rogue element of trolls who will post things everyone else hates.
Anyway, you can see I was there by searching my trip in the archive, so enjoy eating crow, faggot!

>>211574926
It wasn't a rogue element, it was a brief moment before things got so dire that everyone still had some last vestiges of fun, exactly like my original post stated.

>>211575070
Wrong. You were being called a faggot then and you're being called a faggot now.

You were just slower than the rest of us and got clowned on for it by real Trek fans.

We had like three good weeks after 4chan's brief death before tillyfag came around to camp nutrek spam again.

>>211575104
Nah, you were just the one whiny bitch who even the old trek fans couldn't stand to listen to because they were too busy enjoying one last shitposting hurrah before /trek/ descended into faggery as discord troons raided it into the grave with the help of bait takers like you.

>>211575186
Unfortunately that faggot ClingingMars must be involved, that's the only explanation for the posts not being deleted
>>211575241
Keep posting nu trek queer, that'll definitely convince people you belong here

NEW
>>211575329
>>211575329
>>211575329

>>211575269
Okay faggot

>>211572161
>>211572258
>>211574717
>fans make a professional graded Star Trek
>get sue to oblivion
>goes as far as banning people in STO for mentioning it existence
>meanwhile, serve crap for an entire decade by people that hate Star Trek
There is no justice in this world

>>211539797
How was Strange New Worlds, anyway? Soberly.
I haven't watched a single second of it, but I remember people being cautiously optimistic during season 1. Then it just kinda... Got memory holes? I always assumed it sucked major ass, but I don't hear much about it in any case, positive or negative. I'm shocked it had 5 seasons.