>What if we make a Tomb Raider movie but with a flat chested Lara Croft
Bravo Hollywood
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:09:07 PM
No.211538478
>>211538384 (OP)
that was the least of the movie's problems
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:09:43 PM
No.211538492
>>211538536
>>211538578
>>211538384 (OP)
tight is superior to bimbo in every way
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:11:43 PM
No.211538536
>>211549494
>>211538492
Tight like a lil boys bod am I right?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:12:48 PM
No.211538559
>>211538384 (OP)
I'm just surprised they didn't cast gal gadot
>what if we made a Tomb Raider movie but the character isn't actually a tomb raider, she's a bike messenger who just happens to raid a tomb, she's not really that interested in tombs or raiding tombs and if her dad wasn't kidnapped she would probably never have raided a tomb
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:13:22 PM
No.211538578
>>211538492
i couldn't imagine being this gay thinking a girl with big tits can't be "tight"
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:19:38 PM
No.211538752
I love flatties but I'm not watching that.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:23:42 PM
No.211538857
>>211538560
do they at least make her rotate on the spot every time she wants to walk in a different direction?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:13:12 PM
No.211540087
>>211538560
Don't forget how cut out everything supernatural.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:14:37 PM
No.211540130
>>211538384 (OP)
I like Vikander, but that movie was dogshit. It's like they were trying to make it as bland and un-fun as they could.
>>211538384 (OP)
nobody likes nuLara and she only exist because spite
the more they try to make her a thing, the more they flop
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:02:25 PM
No.211541476
>>211538384 (OP)
Respecting the early Tomb Raider aesthetics is what matters
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:33:16 PM
No.211542462
>>211542609
>>211541395
The more you try to speak English the worse it gets, just flat out stop, please.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:37:31 PM
No.211542609
>>211542750
>>211542462
? are you esl? nothing wrong with that niggas english
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:39:54 PM
No.211542691
>>211545134
>>211538384 (OP)
Ex Machina made her look White and attractive. Every other time I've seen her she looks like some weird ugly mutt.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:47:13 PM
No.211542906
>>211538384 (OP)
She was cute as a bald robot and never again.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:04:57 PM
No.211543498
>>211541395
NuLara from the games is unironically one of the best-looking video game characters of all time
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:10:08 PM
No.211543662
>>211542750
yet you misuse commas like an ESL
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:51:13 PM
No.211545134
>>211542691
so right.
except in Bourne where she's fucckinly hot.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:10:54 PM
No.211545854
>>211541395
Anon, you made this didn't you?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:11:21 PM
No.211545871
>>211542750
It's clearly cutdown for excessive brevity, not broken. The only mistake is a clear typo
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:26:23 PM
No.211546462
>>211538384 (OP)
yeah well prepare to be disappointed for the upcoming reboot starring sophie turner then
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:27:36 PM
No.211546509
>>211538384 (OP)
What's this twink called?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:28:52 PM
No.211546563
>>211541395
>have strong female character
>make her a dyke
Why do they keep doing this?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:08:57 PM
No.211548486
>>211538384 (OP)
Too late. She's no longer a cutie.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:17:10 PM
No.211548914
>>211538384 (OP)
I respect her as an archaelogist and for her academic work not for her breasts
