Thread 211538531 - /tv/ [Archived: 1256 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:11:17 PM No.211538531
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Just read the leaked script
It’s certified kino.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:43:47 PM No.211539345
What about the stupid floating machine gun part
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:57:12 PM No.211539697
>>211538531 (OP)
Spoil the entire movie for me.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:08:29 PM No.211539976
>>211538531 (OP)
It's nonsense, Barbarian was also retarded by the end but at least it explained shit in some capacity.
Not that ambiguity is always bad, but from the script this isn't ambiguity executed well cause it's throwing various cues and symbolism in a way where it looks like it's gonna wrap up in some way but it doesn't.
Cregger thinks he is making Blow-Up or something, but an ambiguous movie needs to have an overall free flowing and ambiguous tone, this is a thriller / horror with clear progression that just doesn't lead to anything of note.
Pied Piper witch wants to cure herself or something using mind controlled kids, the teacher and the detective hallucinate / dream up random shit throughout the movie which includes a huge AR floating above a house, the witch is found out, kids kill her and seemingly get out of the trance....BUT MAYBE NOT!!! That's fucking it.
I really hope the script is a rough draft, but several things in the trailer signify that it isn't.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:15:39 PM No.211540155
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>>211538531 (OP)
>uhh guns BAD
>BECAUSE THEY JUST ARE OKAY
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:22:26 PM No.211540316
>>211540155
That’s not it at all. In fact it showcases a weapon a lot worse than guns. The ability to control minds.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:14:18 PM No.211541839
>>211539976
Barbarian was a great movie. I’ve never seen so many vibes packed into a single movie before. It went from creepy to disturbing to scary to funny to depressing so fast. You felt bad for the cave hag. The father was more “monstrous” by way of what he did.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:19:32 PM No.211542005
>>211539697
The film is told through 5 different characters perspectives, and finally the 6th perspective told through the lense of the one kid who did not disappear from the class. Eventually the perspective of each character ends on a cliffhanger, and then perspective switches to another character. Each time more of what is actually happening is being revealed.

It's the final perspective that finally fully reveals what happened. It is revealed that Alex's great aunt Gladys is extremely old, decrepit and essentially expected to die soon. There is a very brief snippet of Gladys in the trailer, covered in almost clownish makeup. Gladys is a witch of sorts, and takes advantage of Alex's parents by taking samplings of their hair. Her magic is like voodoo, using hair samples, tree branches and her own blood to manipulate people into being her automatons. Also she appears able to suck the life force out of her victims and slowly become younger and more healed over time, while her victims become almost braindead and paralyzed unless she orders them to do something. Alex's parents are braindead almost the entire time and he has to feed them soup by hand into their mouths. They can barely even swallow it, but they'll die if not fed in this vegetative state. She manipulates almost every character in the film save for Alex, who she needs to maintain a semblance of normalcy in the house. She was able to make the kids run out of the house by using the Valentine's cards Alex got in another voodoo ritual. The kids hide in the basement, lifeless and immobile while Gladys drains their life force. She can force people to go into an animalistic murderous rage, where they absolutely will not stop, exhibit any sign of pain or exhaustion until they've either killed their victims, or been killed.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1cQ2oGEjnKHzAbHS9ZmMTTb7t_r1hYefW/view

It's called Weapons because of what >>211540316 said.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:41:02 PM No.211542730
>>211542005
Cool.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:50:34 PM No.211543002
>>211542005
Why
Is
It
Always
An
Evil
Witch
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:12:09 PM No.211543745
>>211542005
>they didn't go for the obvious Pied Piper angle
>just another LE EVIL WITCH story
Zach is a joke.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:13:44 PM No.211543798
>>211538531 (OP)
Hyped for this, watched Barbarian not too long ago and it rocked. Great blend of horror and weird humor.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:15:10 PM No.211543834
>>211538531 (OP)
>an AR15 just flew over my house
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:49:47 PM No.211545084
>>211543002
Witches are kino
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:50:48 PM No.211545117
>>211543745
She did pull a pied piper. It just didn’t involve music. It involves a little plant.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:51:49 PM No.211545147
>>211541839
It was a terrible movie. I’m getting the “vibe” that you’re retarded.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:52:20 PM No.211545161
>>211545147
Nah it was a great movie. I bet you’re just mad that the rapist was actually a rapist.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:27:40 PM No.211546513
>>211542005
Why was there a bidding war for this slop?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:34:37 PM No.211546834
>>211543002
Because witches are the new zombies.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:55:57 PM No.211547863
Is it really a witch though? Script doesn’t mention Satan at all.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:59:34 PM No.211548039
>>211542005
Damn modern horror is so boring. The writing is almost insulting. I blame women getting involved, beyond screaming with their tits out
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:04:16 PM No.211548262
>>211542005
>Poster: every child from Mrs. Gandy's class
>one kid who did not disappear from the class
sounds like a plot hole
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:05:04 PM No.211548293
weapons
weapons
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>>211538531 (OP)
REMINDER
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:34:12 PM No.211549663
>>211548262
It is. That kid would be pestered by so many adults. It would make national headlines. Secret services would be involved, as it implies something a lot more sinister is going on.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:24:05 PM No.211551977
>>211548293
KINO
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:26:35 PM No.211555030
>>211542005
>Don't try to frighten us with your sorceresses ways witch. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion hasn't helped you conjure up the stolen lands from the native americans, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the republicans hidden republican fortress. The ar15 is now the ultimate power in america. I suggest we use it.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:27:44 PM No.211555091
>>211549663
>Secret services would be involved
Is the kid the head of a counterfeiting ring?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:30:21 PM No.211555248
>>211546834
>witchslop
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:35:13 PM No.211555495
>>211539697
It's a allegory about black people