>we need someone to play a weirdo freak

>>211540443 (OP)
Yes.

I unironically await his Mr 3 role.
Wax cabinet psychopath sounds enjoyable.

>we need a guy that’s losing his mind

>>211540443 (OP)
I unironically want him so badly, he was so hot in Late Night with the Devil and I can’t stop thinking about him. I need his spooky dick

>>211540443 (OP)
Is he ethnically italian?


Why was he playing a russian dude in ant man? It didnt feel right and an insult

>too White looking and not Jewish enough to be a considered a saintly PEE OH SEE
>just off-putting and foreign enough looking to be cast as a freak or a criminal
This is the destiny of all Armenian/Iranian actors.

>We need somebody classical

>>211541228
Classic.

>>211541228
He really is

>>211541228
Based

>>211542866
what the hell happened?

>>211540443 (OP)
David Dastmalchian is just Paul Dano with seasoning

>We need an actor brave enough to play an incel

>>211540988
Certified Goth Daddy confirmed. I need to make out with him while listening to Depeche Mode's Violator

>>211540988
>>211543676

>>211543769
He's a bizarrely handsome man.

>>211540443 (OP)

>>211540443 (OP)
A kino with him and pic related would be interesting but they might cancel each other out.

>>211544026
kek

>We~

>>211544023
I thought they were the same person for the longest time

>>211544096
More like
>W-

>>211543273
He’s playing the moon in his next film

>>211544026
Lmao

>>211543510
>two weeks
You become an incel at 2 weeks? What am I? What have I become?

what are the chances that they fucked? They seem pretty close on social media

>>211545824
Weren't they also kinda into each other in the movie?

>>211541228
>We need someone who is kino
>He's already in the building and improvising musical numbers with the extras

>>211545824
That would be retarded if so, his wife is gorgeous

>>211540443 (OP)
he's a big fan of the band Failure

>>211545824
Fun fact, when James Gunn cast David as Polka-Dot Man he had no idea that David actually has vitiligo IRL. He was bullied for it as a kid and the other kids called him "polka dots" and "Dalmatian" kek

>>211546469
Would I fuck her? Absolutley.
Is she gorgeous? Absolutley not.

I kinda admire his career. He seems to do whatever he feels is fun, it can be an absolute kino film or something like a CW show or a Batman animated film.

>>211540443 (OP)
Happy to see him when he shows

My favorite sweaty guy is pic related

>>211547640
>>211544023
Utz are better than nuts!

>we need someone to play the pushover white guy nerd who gets humiliated a lot

>>211547867
kek, accurate

>>211547867
>Gets raped on screen every season

>>211547867
>we need a guy who seems like a harmless geek but he’s actually a crazy murderer and his girlfriend who he’s trying to pin it all on stabs him in the head while he has her pinned to the floor and is threatening her

>>211544023
Ayooo, hoooooool up???!!
>>211547867
He cute tho. I ain't gay, but if I was...

>>211548380
The point of the meme is generic, not specificity, retard.

>>211548380
What's the top film?

>>211548450
Or is it

>>211540443 (OP)
>we need someone to play a wei
Udo Kier

>>211548559
Scream (2022)/Scream 5

>>211548450
I can't name any right now, but I'm pretty sure I've seen this in more movies and shows that the one OP posted.

>>211541103
I believe he’s half Italian and half Persian, though Dastmalchian sounds more Armenian than Persian to me.

>>211543676
>black nail polish
certified whore

>We need someone to play a loveable odd-ball with a good heart but just can't seem to get things right

>get men someone who can play a latino thug named Hector

>>211549183
there's an armenian diaspora in iran

>>211549183
he’s armo

>>211543510
>2 weeks
Bro that is insane.

>>211549620
Fucking hate that guy.

>>211549620
Fucking necklet

>We need a slightly likable dunce who somehow has sex with women far, far out of his league

>>211540582
that chin and jawline is something else