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Anonymous No.211540443 >>211540551 >>211540988 >>211541103 >>211543273 >>211543955 >>211544023 >>211546515 >>211547640 >>211548579
>we need someone to play a weirdo freak
Anonymous No.211540551
>>211540443 (OP)
Yes.
Anonymous No.211540567
I unironically await his Mr 3 role.
Wax cabinet psychopath sounds enjoyable.
Anonymous No.211540582 >>211550843
>we need a guy that’s losing his mind
Anonymous No.211540988 >>211543676 >>211543769
>>211540443 (OP)
I unironically want him so badly, he was so hot in Late Night with the Devil and I can’t stop thinking about him. I need his spooky dick
Anonymous No.211541103 >>211549183
>>211540443 (OP)
Is he ethnically italian?


Why was he playing a russian dude in ant man? It didnt feel right and an insult
Anonymous No.211541168
>too White looking and not Jewish enough to be a considered a saintly PEE OH SEE
>just off-putting and foreign enough looking to be cast as a freak or a criminal
This is the destiny of all Armenian/Iranian actors.
Anonymous No.211541228 >>211541274 >>211541446 >>211542866 >>211546080
>We need somebody classical
Anonymous No.211541274
>>211541228
Classic.
Anonymous No.211541446
>>211541228
He really is
Anonymous No.211542866 >>211543273
>>211541228
Based
Anonymous No.211543273 >>211545349
>>211542866
what the hell happened?

>>211540443 (OP)
David Dastmalchian is just Paul Dano with seasoning
Anonymous No.211543510 >>211545471 >>211550447
>We need an actor brave enough to play an incel
Anonymous No.211543676 >>211543769 >>211549521
>>211540988
Certified Goth Daddy confirmed. I need to make out with him while listening to Depeche Mode's Violator
Anonymous No.211543769 >>211543888
>>211540988
>>211543676
Anonymous No.211543888
>>211543769
He's a bizarrely handsome man.
Anonymous No.211543955
>>211540443 (OP)
Anonymous No.211544023 >>211544213 >>211547737 >>211548387
>>211540443 (OP)
A kino with him and pic related would be interesting but they might cancel each other out.
Anonymous No.211544026 >>211544051 >>211545393
Anonymous No.211544051
>>211544026
kek
Anonymous No.211544096 >>211545192
>We~
Anonymous No.211544213
>>211544023
I thought they were the same person for the longest time
Anonymous No.211545192
>>211544096
More like
>W-
Anonymous No.211545349
>>211543273
He’s playing the moon in his next film
Anonymous No.211545393
>>211544026
Lmao
Anonymous No.211545471
>>211543510
>two weeks
You become an incel at 2 weeks? What am I? What have I become?
Anonymous No.211545824 >>211545944 >>211546469 >>211546909
what are the chances that they fucked? They seem pretty close on social media
Anonymous No.211545944
>>211545824
Weren't they also kinda into each other in the movie?
Anonymous No.211546080
>>211541228
>We need someone who is kino
>He's already in the building and improvising musical numbers with the extras
Anonymous No.211546469 >>211546994
>>211545824
That would be retarded if so, his wife is gorgeous
Anonymous No.211546515
>>211540443 (OP)
he's a big fan of the band Failure
Anonymous No.211546909
>>211545824
Fun fact, when James Gunn cast David as Polka-Dot Man he had no idea that David actually has vitiligo IRL. He was bullied for it as a kid and the other kids called him "polka dots" and "Dalmatian" kek
Anonymous No.211546994
>>211546469
Would I fuck her? Absolutley.
Is she gorgeous? Absolutley not.
Anonymous No.211547251
I kinda admire his career. He seems to do whatever he feels is fun, it can be an absolute kino film or something like a CW show or a Batman animated film.
Anonymous No.211547640 >>211547737
>>211540443 (OP)
Happy to see him when he shows

My favorite sweaty guy is pic related
Anonymous No.211547737
>>211547640
>>211544023
Utz are better than nuts!
Anonymous No.211547867 >>211548021 >>211548105 >>211548380 >>211548387
>we need someone to play the pushover white guy nerd who gets humiliated a lot
Anonymous No.211548021
>>211547867
kek, accurate
Anonymous No.211548105
>>211547867
>Gets raped on screen every season
Anonymous No.211548380 >>211548450 >>211548559
>>211547867
>we need a guy who seems like a harmless geek but he’s actually a crazy murderer and his girlfriend who he’s trying to pin it all on stabs him in the head while he has her pinned to the floor and is threatening her
Ironic Namefag No.211548387
>>211544023
Ayooo, hoooooool up???!!
>>211547867
He cute tho. I ain't gay, but if I was...
Ironic Namefag No.211548450 >>211548569 >>211549018
>>211548380
The point of the meme is generic, not specificity, retard.
Anonymous No.211548559 >>211548636
>>211548380
What's the top film?
Anonymous No.211548569
>>211548450
Or is it
Anonymous No.211548579
>>211540443 (OP)
>we need someone to play a wei
Udo Kier
Anonymous No.211548636
>>211548559
Scream (2022)/Scream 5
Anonymous No.211549018
>>211548450
I can't name any right now, but I'm pretty sure I've seen this in more movies and shows that the one OP posted.
Anonymous No.211549183 >>211550338 >>211550360
>>211541103
I believe he’s half Italian and half Persian, though Dastmalchian sounds more Armenian than Persian to me.
Anonymous No.211549521
>>211543676
>black nail polish
certified whore
Anonymous No.211549620 >>211550489 >>211550510
>We need someone to play a loveable odd-ball with a good heart but just can't seem to get things right
Anonymous No.211550135
>get men someone who can play a latino thug named Hector
Anonymous No.211550338
>>211549183
there's an armenian diaspora in iran
Anonymous No.211550360
>>211549183
he’s armo
Anonymous No.211550447
>>211543510
>2 weeks
Bro that is insane.
Anonymous No.211550489
>>211549620
Fucking hate that guy.
Anonymous No.211550510
>>211549620
Fucking necklet
Anonymous No.211550683
>We need a slightly likable dunce who somehow has sex with women far, far out of his league
Anonymous No.211550843
>>211540582
that chin and jawline is something else