Arthouse And Classics

Hands Edition

>QOTD

What's The Most Cinematic Animal?

Previous >>211511809

Queen of /film/

>>211544116 (OP)

>Kubrick never got to do his Napoleon movie
It's over

>>211544116 (OP)
>QOTD
Whenever Man began to tame the horse
He had himself a potent power source
For draft and riding, horses were supreme
From two to three and more they made a team
The dog was not his only friend of course
He knew he had another in the horse
But he would come to cast his friend aside
In favour of a motor-driven ride

>>211544116 (OP)
Again this? I feel like it's the third time this question is asked and the answer has always been and will always be the horse.

>>211544116 (OP)
>QOTD

>watch a woody allen movie
>its just an elaborate excuse for him to kiss a child on the mouth

i expected /film/ threads to be about stuff like pic related, but you guys talk mostly about old movies and don't seem to care about non-narrative films, i'm not complaining, but what's the deal with that

Le cheval du cinéma, galopant dans la lumière hésitante de la projection en salle obscure.

>>211544262
On fossil fuel the engine up and ran
Ostensibly the bosom friend of Man
In serving Man the motor came to be
The Master, even Man began to see
If pride precedes a fall it's time he fell
For horses who have ever served him well
A toiler and a spoiler all in one
The engine had its day, whose day is done

>>211544332
That's all gay shit.

>>211544332
every film can be non-narrative if you just start skipping scenes

Is the guy that posts the horse pics Mr. Hands unironically? Maybe he faked his death.

waifu of /film/

>>211544382
derivative 6/10

reminder to not engage costaricatranny when he inevitably spergs out again

>>211544527
I learned that men in these threads want gay rape or something; seems to be a status ritual for them, getting fucked by a superior male specimen, kinda like horses.

>>211544270
Thank you for saving somepony's canon. But I must tell you Stagecoach was replaced by Wagon Master.

>>211544116 (OP)
Film?

>>211544447
you can't do that in the theater

>>211544482

>>211544673
You can get up and leave the room and then come back, several times.

>>211544562
>I learned that men in these threads want gay rape or something
I just want d*ngo, someonejohn and supremelemon to be given the Baby of Mâcon treatment.

>>211544763
There you have it. I wanna be Mr. Slave in here, and want to give the brookebros some top notch penis (I think they'll like it).

>>211544562
If they want it it's not rape.

>>211544824
I don't want to partake myself (though by rights the deed should be done by /film/goers), it's just that justice needs to be served.

We're all wanting it here.

>>211544546
Look at that stallion eating that chick out!

>>211544332
Arthouse isn't real. Every film essentially wants to do the same thing, capture your attention. If it has ulterior goals, engaging your attention is a prerequisite and that's most easily done with conventional narrative.

>>211544901
I'll put my donger to the task.

>>211544848
Okay, that's an interesting argument, but I think we're threading into the limits of consensual non consent in here.

What did my dad mean by sending me this unprompted?

>>211540670
This is true but I wasn't going to bring it up. That one anon was acting like I gave it a 3/10 or something.

>>211545371
Everytime you mention your dad he seems more based.

>>211544562
We're all like Caligula and Incitatus here.

>>211545371
Your dad seemingly understands what many men don't.

>>211545371
Is it possible to doxx the dad from the numbers in the link?

>>211545864
On it.

>>211545010
what a retard you are

>>211545371
Based dad, and based Sophia Loren.

>>211545702
>>211546082
True, I was pretty shocked he sent that. I think it's because I mentioned the queen's forearms are hot when I was home once lel

>>211545761
>Patti Smith
Very nice! She looks a bit like Charlotte there.

>>211545864
It's a picture from a public Facebook page so no.

The external world only exists as sensations derived from my mental world, the real world. I watch a film and the only thing I watch is my mind playing itself on a screen created by my mind, while sitting on a chair created by my mind, while living in a body created by my mind.

>>211546141
I'm not particularly fond of hairy forearms, but I certainly enjoy hairy armpits and the beaver they portend.

>>211546350
Solipsism is pre-school tier philosophy, unironically.

>>211546350
>The external world only exists as sensations derived from my mental world
How do you know the origin of the sensations?

>>211546350
You don't really believe that, you only pretend to believe that because it sounds cool, as is such with all anti-realists.

I lol at you all, I even lmao, for you not only are ignorant of the fact that you are all fragments of my imagination, but also are not aware of the reality of quantum mechanics.

Oh no mom, it's another episode of retarded philosophical interpretations of quantum mechanics!

>>211546141
>She looks a bit like Charlotte there.
They look similar in general. I love slightly monkefaced broads.

>>211546394
And yet both Harper and Kinski have hairy forearms...

>>211546695
just like my star treks

>>211546716
Do they also have plentiful bush?

>>211546695
It's real, just like classical mechanics deny the existence of free will. It's checkmate for you armchair physicians.

>>211546716
>And yet both Harper and Kinski have hairy forearms
As do all Queens of /film/

>>211546835
>armchair physicians
kek

People can see I'm very smart for the things I post here.

>>211546835
/films/ for this? already watched L'Argent

>>211547197
I thought they all had odd or strange looking nipples.

>>211547773
The Sacrifice

>>211547773
Bizarrely:
All About Lily Chou Chou
Dead Ringers
Tetsuo
Au hazard Balthasar

>>211547846
That's just Charlotte.

>>211547968
>he hasn't seen Harper's non-euclidean nips

>>211548004
They look pretty normal to me apart from that pic where they look really red.

So. Fucking. Boring.

>>211546716
Oh hey, welcome back :)
>I love slightly monkefaced broads.
Same.

>>211547197
Of course!

>>211548004
No idea what that means but her nipples look great. I love those microboobs.

Any of you goobers know a good overview textbook on japanese history? I want to watch more of their films but know nothing about the country because I hate anime and also dislike japanese people.

>>211548481
No, fuck you.

>waifuposting
>quantum mechanics
This is what it's all about.

>>211548458
Oh, I'm not Kinskibro lol. I just posted that pic to prove a point.

>>211548718
We are discussing forearms, nipples, and armpits like educated gentlemen.

>>211548572
Beat me in golf first.

Films? Completed them mate.

>>211548718
No, waifuposting is aids.

>>211548859
Ez.

>>211548859
Código?

Ok, bitches, what's your last message to yours truly before I get wildly rich and never have to work again?

>>211549022
Dreyer theatrical

>>211548977
Huh

>>211548481
just read the tale of genji and sei shonagon's pillow book

>>211548904
You think everything is AIDS though so it doesn't matter.

>>211548481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh5LY4Mz15o

>>211549300
Then it's cancer and aids.

I'm so hot, omg.

>>211545371
he wants you to not shave your underarms because it's his fetish

>>211545371
>What did my dad mean by sending me this unprompted?
what do you think he meant?
>>211545702
what else has his dad said?

>>211549210
That first one is far too long but I'll put the second on my reading list. Thanks.

>>211549361
Not watching this quirky faggot shit

So. AIDS.

>>211546141
And somehow I didn't even notice
>Horses
Careful now....

>>211549828
For me, it's The AIDS Song by Ween.

My final post in this general, my final message: kys.

>>211551201

Go on! Bait me, I'm unshakable.

>>211548481
Unironically just read wikipedia.

>>211548859
Anybody ever play golf here, actual golf not mini golf/puttputt? Is it fun? Looks kino as fuck , unfortunately there are no courses in my area and also i'm too poor to play it.

>>211549022
Remember us, fondly.

Laying my head on Nanako's bosom

>>211549689
>what else has his dad said?
It's not what he's said, it's who he is.

>>211547846
Judging by kinskibro's /hr/ thread I'd say her nipples are perfect

>>211553145
I told him to come back.

>>211552578
Wikipedia is awful when it comes to history. Memes aside, that site is only reliable for science.

>>211554423
It's not in depth but you get a general idea.

Cast her

>>211555136
I love canadian women Gadonbro; I would probably cast her as a fluffer in my anaru eiga.

>>211555246
>I love canadian women
Based

>>211555246
>>211555330
I bet she doesn't even listen to the tragically hip. Fake canadian. And a fake blonde too.

>>211554100
Same.

>>211554909
Meh. I'd suspect an article like that would be too verbose and literal without due holistic consideration but I'll give it a go whatever

>>211555453
Real canadian niggas listen to JB only.

>>211556226
>Azzurro
>It's green
What did he mean by this.

>>211555861
Real canadians listen to Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet.

omw to watch some files
what about you, /film/?

>>211556578
green comes from blue lil bro
>>211557793
im on the same boat as you, deliberating which file to watch...

>>211557793
I'm quantum jumping, got no time for no files...

>>211557793
Gonna watch Amok (1934) today.

>Terrifically, spontaneously funny

>Most depressing thing I've ever seen, girlfriend who watched it with me literally refused to ever speak about it or be reminded of its existence

>>211558525
Dishonest criticism.
Always remember: The critic is the real artist.

>>211558525
Bruno S. was such a cool little guy, playing his accordion on the beautiful streets of Munich, wish he was put in more kinos.

Why does he filter nu/film/? Every other post about him seems to be mainly whining and complaining.

>>211559216
Not me. I'm Herzog's top soldier.

>>211559216
Because he was never that great.

>we need to pull this steamboat up a hill even though that's not what the real guy did
>werner people on set have died and one is paralysed for life
>we need to finish this movie no one will watch no matter what!

>>211559216
>Why does he filter nu/film/?
He doesn't. Herzog has always been based.

>>211559387
>Werner, no one's gonna read my autobiography unless I trash you every other page.
>Hold on Klaus, I know just the thing.
>*pulls out dictionary and invents new German obscenities*

>>211559387
fuck you I'll rewatch it now to spite you

>>211559216
nu/film/ was a long time ago, my man, this is /philm/ (supposedly).

>>211559541
He did his own Boondocks episode so he's also part of nigga/film/.

Cinematography =/= Cinema
Montage =/= Cinema
Storytelling = Cinema

>>211558770
I do love Bruno, I actually like Stroszek very much. And Kaspar Hauser, nobody but Bruno could have played that role. It's just that comedy romp lol line on the poster.

>>211559216
Does he? Why? I don't visit here often enough to know. Maybe his random appearances on The Simpsons and stuff annoy artistic/autistic purists

Quantum physics is kinda cool, but quantum physics movies were always kinda chud since the beginning (Kubrick)

How do I gaslight myself into liking a different actress? I had to turn a movie off last night because she got kissed three (3) times.

>>211559761
>I had to turn a movie off last night because she got kissed three (3) times.
If this is true you need help.

Anybody that talks about 'quantum' anything is a huge nerd and deserves a wedgie.

>>211560494
t. didn't leap.

>>211560603
Kek, nice, anon, you got me.

>>211560441
Yes. Help me find a less famous actress to simp for.

>>211560787
Does she have to be chinese?

>>211560846
No sir

>>211560891
What kind of features are you looking for?

We're all storytellers here.

>>211561346
>cute
>good personality (i.e. not an egomaniac)
>doesn't smoke
>minimal number of romance films

>>211559761
You can't handle seeing your waifu in a sex scene? Not gonna make it.

>>211561756
A M A N D A F I X

>>211561756
Why do you care if a person you've never met is a smoker or not?
Honestly I agree with Gadonfag this time >>211561962 she'll do

>>211561756
>doesn't smoke
That's gonna be the hardest part.

>>211561962
Right…

gonna cream my amanda fix voodoo doll

I smoke dicks.

>>211561756
The beautiful and sweet Maria Luisa Garcia aka Lisa Heredia, who has a small extremely based filmography.

>>211562272
They're all romance flicks tho

>>211562377
They're not and she's not the one being romanced in most of them.

>>211559761
Eunuch.

>>211544673
just look at your phone bro

>thinking about making a thread
>browse catalog
AAAAHHHHHH

>>211561962
>>211562272
I will consider these

>>211562811
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>211562811
They are unironically paid off to allow these threads

I will humilliate myself for my hood.

>>211562811
use filters

I still cant understand how someone in big 25 can like Fat Hyde

Which arthouse director would you want to see Hunter work with? For me it's Carax.

>>211563678
Using filters goes against the spirit of 4chan so I probably never will.

>>211564193
None. I try to avoid all films starring him.

Die tranny

>>211564193
I just put my boypussi in that bussy yesterday, so I'm gonna be brave and say I'm the chosen one.

>>211564193
Stop psyopping straight men into liking this abused child

>>211564373
Too late, I'm already inside her. Sad!

Do you think we'll get quantum cinema in the future?

>>211545864
Doxxing is lame

>>211564765
Let's start a gofundme to buy this bitch a chin.

You spics really fucked this general up

>>211562811
>>211564053
They're teenagers. The people that watch this stuff are in the 14-19 age range. They likely haven't even seen his actual funny sketches.

>>211564977
Spic means Spanish people in command

>>211564977
We made it better, just look at these last few posts, all sexually diverse and shit.

>>211565107
You brown piece of shit

>>211564765
Why do you hate this woman so much, John? Why do you want people here to make fun of her side profile?

>>211565136
Pieces of shit are brown, but I'm white. Maybe someone ate too much vanilla ice cream?

>>211544332
I love Stan Brakhage but wouldn't know what to discuss about his work other than whether or not to underlay it with music or not (for example I saw Cat in the Worm's Green Realm with Aphex Twin and it was beautiful - however I did see Mothlight on a big screen with no music and it was beautiful too)

>>211564977
it's just the tranny sperging about b***** s******

>>211565247
Yeah and if I took a shit it would look just look you, a disgusting lower form of life

>>211565322
I'm pretty sure it would look like shit, my dude.

>>211562811
worse that kpg on /mu/, at least kpop is somewhat related to the board topic

lil hitler went feral

Make fun of my 10s

>>211565619
Can't believe that nigga is still alive. Sad!

>>211564193
Zelda

>>211565628
lol
lmao even

>>211565628
no

>>211565724
Can't believe you're still alive either. Sad!

>>211565290
>Mothlight
This one is actually supposed to have sound, the moth parts going through the projector give out a flickering sound that was intentional on Brakhage's part.

>with music or not
I'm strongly against adding music to his films, it can completely change them.

I also struggle with how to talk about experimental stuff like that, to me they're much more emotional than intellectual, it's more about what they make me feel than think.

>>211565741
Should be beautiful alien Anya Taylor-Joy.

>>211565628
Can't see shit, but let's see:
-A Long Day's Journey Into Night - I can see it, but still think it's not even close to a 10. Just Tark-lite.
-John Wick - Trolling
-Encanto - Trolling
-Uncut Gems - Not very good.
-Marie Antoinette - Interesting, but not even close.
-Star Wars - Terrible.
-Suspiria - Agree.
-Persona - Don't agree, but can see it being a 10/10.
-The Fly - Not even close, but still a great film.
-Akira - Yep, a hundred percent, but I think anime films should be compared to anime, in an ideal situation.
-Requiem for a Dream - Hell nah.
-Lost in Translation - I can see it, unironically, but for me it's an 8/10.

>>211566040
Hunter as Link would unironically kino, but knowing film!Nintendo's track record we'll probably get Chris Evans

>>211566178
Link should honestly be a 15 year old twink.

>>211565628
I disagree with a lot of these (especially I Saw the TV Glow) but rating Suspiria 10/10 will always be based.

>>211565975
>I'm strongly against adding music to his films
Not him but have you ever watched Blue Moses? Brakhage also added sound to that one.

>>211566040
>>211566178
Should be beloved and acclaimed Canadian actress Sarah Gadon

>>211565628
NTTD is the worst one in the entire franchise

>>211566326
Too old. Really both Zelda and Link should be played by teenagers but Hollywood will never do this.

>>211566320
Have not seen Blue Moses.

>>211565628
This surely isn't your taste. It's someone else's (probably someone you dislike's) and you're posting this here in hopes of deriving some pleasure from seeing people make fun of it.

That being said, I wonder why they have that James Bond film 5.0d but none of the other ones?

>>211564193
Kojima

>>211564765
What percentage of this film is just Chika Araki eating? That seems to be almost every webm.

>>211566663
Anon has a fetish.

>why yes, I watch Ozu based on seasonal compatibility

Good news, the skin on my penis is almost completely healed :)

>>211566178
Yeah let's cast the autogynephilliac with an expiration date for a potential decade blockbuster franchise instead of a teen

>>211564765
Why don't they sit on chairs

Really itching to rewatch big trouble in little china but it's supposed to be one of the highlights of my halloween binge this year

>>211566917
Japs like being close to the ground.

Port of Call: New Orleans >>> Original (and I really like the original)

>>211567430
Apparently Victor Wong would fall asleep in between takes all the time and if you look there's a few pictures of Carpenter making fun while Victor is asleep on the chair next to him.

BOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!
It's over.

>>211567734
No, NO is only elevated by Nic Cage but the original is a beautiful sleazy catholic classic.

>>211567737
Not surprising

What are some good films with closed claustrophobic spaces?

>>211567818
I like how the original explores complex moral/ethical dimensions with spiritual rigour and it is more cerebral

...but it doesn't have the "his soul is still dancing" scene nor does it have a scene shot from the perspective of an iguana

>>211568087
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kammerspielfilm

>>211568087
2001
Chamber films

>>211568087
There needs to be more spelunking kinos.

>>211568087
Bakky

>>211568143
>...but it doesn't have the "his soul is still dancing" scene nor does it have a scene shot from the perspective of an iguana
True, but it has cutiepie Zoe Lund doing drugs.

>>211568254
Kek, some of those scenes really give me agony, i hate water breathplay.

>>211568087
Woman in the Dunes
Alien
Climax

>>211568300
Those niggas did it all. Even nearly committed murder all on video. Sheeeeesh

>>211568336
>Woman in the Dunes
This is the answer.

>>211568336
seen em all

>>211568336
>>211568400
Here is Woman in the Dunes but from the woman's point of view, and forty years earlier

>>211568087
Haze

>>211568087
The Descent is actually pretty good, not really /film/ tho
>>211568258
hmm i take your point

>>211568477
Got a link? I’ve been searching for this film.

>>211568777
A link, for the wind? Just open a window bruh.

>>211568087
Bigger Than Life
Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf
Szegénylegények

>>211568894
kek'd

>>211568777
I saw it on okru

>>211568997
>Szegénylegények
You made that up.

>>211568336
Is woman from the dunes supposed to be a metaphor for existence here on the earth from the viewpoint of an evil, tyrannically God?

>>211568477
>>211568777
Really strange that there's no blu-ray release of this. Apparently it got a restoration over a year ago, but it hasn't been released to the general public.

https://www.moma.org/calendar/events/9759

This is the type of shit that Criterion should be doing instead of doing DEI programs...

>>211569146
Allegory*

>>211569146
No, it's about a woman who lives in the dunes and she traps a guy there.

>>211569134
lil bro can't google up stuff

>>211569146
No its about men's need for domesticity

When I watch a coming of age film about teenagers, especially if there's a school and romance involved I get very sad about my own misspent youth playing video games alone

>>211569431
I spent it alone and not even playing videogames

>>211569431
You can't dwell on the past, the regrets will turn you bitter.

>>211569288
>>211569344
I felt it was more than this. The people overlooking them represented a Jewish God forcing me to procreate with a woman I hardly know and could never really get to know (just like trying to really get to know anyone is impossible). They (God) all laugh and mock me while I suffer below in vain, and every effort of achieving godhood is struck down by this jealous authoritarian. It has been more than a decade than I’ve seen’t it thoughbeit.

>>211569528
I don't think that's what Abe had in mind.

>>211569601
Well he should’ve had that in mind. That’s how I, a striving and enraged demigod, saw it.

>>211569686
Are you the 21st century hitler?

>>211569700
I’m the youngest nigga in charge.

>>211565145
no you don't understand these kinds of people, he actually thinks she's cute

You know what the absence of chin has grown on me. I like her.

>>211568300
>>211568396
You two really deserve an interview like, for real.

>>211570064
Watchu tokinbout niggr

>>211570494
I need an interview with you and guy #2, though I can't think of great questions right now.

The only actress I was simping for is half jewish
Kinos for this feel? I will never be able to rizz her up, I'm too antisemitic

>>211570635
is coffee good for you?

>>211566447
>Have not seen Blue Moses.
I watched it with sound on YouTube but the caveat is that whoever uploaded it cropped the video to 16:9:
https://youtu.be/81iD12IRt_E

>>211569259
>This is the type of shit that Criterion should be doing instead of doing DEI programs...
Real shit.

>>211569804
This but with Snood.

>>211570676
Coffee? I drink it sometimes; not that into it anymore.

>>211570676
yes, there's a good show about it called coffee prince

>>211570651
Who was the actress?
There's nothing we love here more than Jewish women.

>>211570635
nice try cartelanon

>>211571030
No, I was serious, but I don't think I want to do the interview anymore. Will just ask how did you guys come into contact with Baki material and if you seeked it personally. Not a glowie, btw.

>>211571007
Ruby Cruz, sexy half latina zoomette

>>211571120
I was going to tell you but the moment you said you weren’t a glowie I got nervous. I don’t want to talk about Bakky no more with you snitching bitches

>>211571120
>>211570635
If you don't recognize who "guy #2" is, you might be new. Unless you're just being polite then my bad.

Why can't I post images?

>>211571409
Don't think you will get in trouble, because a 4chan "confession" is worth nothing, and there are many public figures which have admitted to watching much worse shit (like Moth).

>>211571446
I think I know who he is, but I won't assume I know who he is. It could be another anon stealing his ID, who knows.

>>211571469
because you touch yourself at night

>>211571934
who doesn't play with they worm at night?

>>211572656
I don’t. I never “play with my worm”, as you say.

>>211572707
Neither do I. This guy’s a freak.

>>211572841
>>211572707
Ya, I play with my worm every night! You hear that lecchi? I’m a real pervert! Just like love exposure!

>>211573374
Why do you get so horny for a fat woman at best or a tranny at worst

>>211569804
Chika honestly looks cute in SOME pictures. SOME

>>211573415
Ignore the samefag.

Trying to find more arthouse movies as a misogynist is so difficult sometimes. Always this obsession with having roastie love as a theme

>>211574796
Imagine posting here and never having seen a Godard flick

>>211574796
Don't worry, we can fix you... with a few hammer blows to the skull :)

>>211574861
only watched la chinoise and decided to never approach that french marxist filth again. It also has a dirty roastie subplot as well in case you didn't notice.

>>211575149
Dingo? lol

>fucked Brigitte Bardot
>fucked Isabelle Adjani
>fucked Jane Birkin
>fucked Anna Karina
>likely did not fuck Charlotte Gainsbourg (but certainly had the option to do so against his better judgement

Bow down to the real King of /film/.

>>211570064
What's so interesting about me not being into water breathplay, most people aren't.

>>211570744
Snood's chin is nowhere near that bad though.

>>211575330
Sexual conquests have nothing to do with being the king of /film/. If so, Delon would certain be higher ranking than him. Being the king of /film/ implies that one has done the most for the medium, and that would inarguably make either Griffith or Godard the true kings of /film/.

>>211575330
Serge is no Klaus but he could've been (see Lemon Incest).

>>211575330
You forgot
>ugly
>jewish
>manlet
>100% fucked several teenage girls
Just like Polanski he couldn't possibly be more /film/.

>>211575791
Also, by this way of thinking, Nastassja Kinski would be the true queen of /film/ if we are not misogynistic, considering she has fucked nearly 70 great men in the industry.

>>211574796
You might enjoy À nous amours, although it's not a misogynistic film.

>>211575899
Got a list?

>>211575625
That's not interesting at all, the interesting thing was you finding and watching that "porno", but I don't care by this point. I just assume you guys won't ever take a serious interview about these themes.

>>211575899
>if we are not misogynistic
We are though.

>>211575924
It’s in the public domain. I’m not in the mood for compiling a list right now.

>>211575947
Are you maybe mixing up Bakky with something else? That's stuff is not illegal, it's not like CP, it's just extreme porn that ventures into rape and torture. I saw some anon mentioning it a few years ago on some thread here on 4chan and i downloaded a torrent off of ThePirateBay.

>>211575962
You are! I unironically love and support women.

>>211576064
No, I knew what it was, but I thought it was illegal for obvious reasons lol.

>>211575911
Thanks I meant I literally get triggered about any premise where I'm supposed to care about a woman and her retarded problems but this seems like it'll have some good visual scenes

>>211576100
So do i, that's the paradox, it's like how i'm also both a virulent anti-semite and an enthusiastic philosemite.

>>211576133
> I literally get triggered about any premise where I'm supposed to care about a woman and her retarded problems
Forget À nous amours then, i'll think about something else for you.

>>211576119
No, anon, it's like watching bestiality or murder videos.

>>211576151
>i'm also both a virulent anti-semite and an enthusiastic philosemite.
…….so it's not just me then? It's weird having to reconcile my love for jewesses and hatred for jews in general.

>>211575791
>>211575899
Nastassja Kinski or Alain Delon could've approached anyone and they wouldn't have been rejected. The fact that Serge looked like this and still consistently pulled 10/10s is what makes him the King.

>>211576375
But all jokes aside, idk how some of you could be genuinely antisemitic /pol/tards when so many of the greatest artists and filmmakers are Jews.

>>211576484
>when so many of the greatest artists and filmmakers are Jews.
We said we're also enthusiastic philosemites.

>>211576484
>That video of Serge telling Whitney Houston he wants to fuck her on that french tv show
Kino, Whitney's face is hilarious.

>>211576484
The greatest achievement Serge has in film is producing the beautiful and divine Charlotte!

I think I might fall in love with Adriana Chechik unironically. Great body and personality. I got bad thoughts when I think of her.
Should I just chud out and write a manifesto?

>>211576611
This video alone is more kino than many films out there.
https://youtu.be/unYu22Ign1E

>>211576753
If you're a chinaman you should hit her up, you might have a shot.

>>211577076
That was awesome, and i bet at least half those kids were real smokers.

I'm baking in a bit...

>>211576484
>idk how some of you could be genuinely antisemitic when so many of the greatest artists and filmmakers are Jews.
See, I agree with you. It's a very complicated situation, cousin anon…

>>211577728
Maybe you will bake after so much waiting...

>>211577876
I've been baking for two weeks straight. I think my oven's fucked.

Somepony bake

>>211577949
Just wait a bit :)

>>211578000
Make it a Brian Wilson edition. Please :)

Ok here's the next thread >>211578244

>>211578246
Sorry! I'll make it a Smiley Smile next time.

>>211578283
No worries, just don't forget please :)

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