Thread #211547868 - /tv/

Thread 211547868 - /tv/ [Archived: 1323 hours ago]

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 8:56:01 PM No.211547868

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>welcome to earf
He actually didn’t say that. You guys lied to me.

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Anonymous

6/16/2025, 8:58:09 PM No.211547971

>>211547868 (OP)
What does he say

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Anonymous

6/16/2025, 8:59:54 PM No.211548050

>>211547971
“Now that’s what I call gay sex with Duane Martin”

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Anonymous

6/16/2025, 9:00:12 PM No.211548067

>>211547971

>welcome to irf

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 9:00:57 PM No.211548109

ID4 was peak 90s optimism, you had to be there

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Anonymous

6/16/2025, 9:23:51 PM No.211549221

>>211547971
I just opened up a can of whoop ass on you

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 9:25:01 PM No.211549280

>>211547971
>I like pretty girls!

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Anonymous

6/16/2025, 9:31:18 PM No.211549535

>>211547971
>Tol' ya ta keep my wife's name out yo fuggin mouf.

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 9:34:15 PM No.211549667

>>211549280
Based.

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 9:46:05 PM No.211550179

This movie sucks

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 9:49:19 PM No.211550343

IM BOUT TO DO SOME INVESTING
I SPEND IT ON YOU AND YOUR BESTIE
YOU AND YOUR TWIN ON A JET SKI
I'LL CHANGE YOUR LIFE IF YOU LET ME

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Anonymous

6/16/2025, 9:50:55 PM No.211550405

I have a very strong memory of this but maybe it's just the Mengele Effect.

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 9:53:31 PM No.211550513

KEEP
YOUR AYY LMAO
OUTTA MY EARF

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 9:59:08 PM No.211550773

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>>211550343

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Anonymous

6/16/2025, 10:03:05 PM No.211550948

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>>211550773
sheeesh

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 10:14:07 PM No.211551475

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This nigga suckin' on a LOLLIPOP XD

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Anonymous

6/16/2025, 10:20:48 PM No.211551798

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Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, lemon
Alright fuck it, I like women
There it is, the truth about me
Ain't too many women ain't pretty to me
AIN'T TOO MANY WOMEN AIN'T PRETTY TO ME
AIN'T TOO MANY WOMEN AIN'T PRETTY TO ME!!!!!!

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 10:23:04 PM No.211551925

>>211547971
>Hi, it's me, heterosexual actor Will Smith. Welcome to earf

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 10:28:11 PM No.211552199

>>211547868 (OP)
Earlier in the film he does wake up next to his whore wife and exclaim “IT’S A EARFQUAKE?!”, however.

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 10:28:36 PM No.211552224

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>>211547868 (OP)
>In memory of the great Mandela... This is for the Berenstein Bears!

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 10:32:26 PM No.211552401

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>>211551475
y dis nigga arch his back out like that LMAO

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Anonymous

6/16/2025, 10:34:43 PM No.211552503

>>211552401
There is no way for a man to bend over and look up without it appearing homosexual in nature

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Anonymous

6/16/2025, 10:35:39 PM No.211552544

>>211548109
It's slop but even the slop back then had heart goddamnit. I watched deep impact last night which is by all accounts corny and nonsensical from the get go and it still made me invest in the characters by the end, like I went from fast forwarding through reporter lady's scenes to actually giving a fuck about her wrapping up her emotional arc towards the end of the movie.

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 10:36:55 PM No.211552595

>>211548050
That alien was getting destroyed...

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 10:44:08 PM No.211553017

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>>211552503
How about kneeling like a normal male? Maybe I should explain to you that I mean being on one knee, not two like you're about to suck dick.

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Anonymous

6/16/2025, 10:48:02 PM No.211553214

>>211553017
Oh, like kneeling on one knee for the blm protests? I see ok.

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 10:53:34 PM No.211553476

>>211547868 (OP)
He did in the original theatrical version. I was disappointed when they fixed it for the VHS.

Anonymous

6/16/2025, 10:55:34 PM No.211553563

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>>211547868 (OP)
>Welcome to Ear-*ACK*!!!!!!!