Stuckmann Won

RLM Lost

>>211549896 (OP)
What did he win? Talent? Can he walk in a straight line now?

>>211549896 (OP)
I mean who else is better for making midwit onions horror for zog cattle than the king of midwit onions critic zog cattle.
It's almost poetic if you think about. It's gonna make tons of money.

>>211549896 (OP)
Cuckmann is just another cancerous parasite who grew out of Mike Stoklasa, both of them should kill themselves.

The action scenes will be tremendous.

>>211549896 (OP)
I was going to
>literally who
because I'm only vaguely aware of who he is, but if he made a real movie, good on him. RLM making a career out of whining about other people's movies and then going on to make Space Cop is beyond laughable.

>>211550137
Trve.

>>211549896 (OP)
Didn’t Stuckmann cry because they made fun of him once on HITB?

>>211550908
He was personally offended by the sensitive joss whedon joke

>>211550908
they didn't even make fun of him directly, just some throwaway comment about prick youtubers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qpT7bWSgwg

>>211549896 (OP)
>unreleased more than 2 years after principal photography ended
>reshoots announced 2 years into the post-production process

I wouldn't be surprised if the studio just gave up on it and wrote it off as loss for tax reasons.

>>211550137
Rlm were plagiarists themselves. Not surprising rightoids can't do anything on their own.
They belong on reddit, tell them to go back there.

>>211551129
Kek

>>211549896 (OP)
Name a director whose first feature film was a found footage horror film and who had a real career after that.

You can't.

>Matt Reeves

Nope, wasn't his first.

>>211550137
King

>>211551468
matt johnson

>>211551906
I said

>found footage HORROR film

The Dirties is a dramedy like all his other films.

>>211549896 (OP)
>be neon
>hear some dumbass youtuber raised a million dollars in gofundme money to make a horror film
>already has a built-in audience who are clearly retarded in terms of giving it away
>additionally, horror is one of the last genres that's historically still profitable
>buy distribution rights for pennies on the dollar expecting an easy win
>see film
>it's an absolutely appalling found footage low effort rip off of the Blair Witch Project
>realise you got scammed
>fuuuuuuuuuuu
>come up with a plan
>drop another million to "fix" this piece of shit so that the film doesn't tank your brand image
Well played Chris, I guess we'll all be telling that to Zod's snapped neck

STUCKMAAANNNMNNNNNN

>>211549896 (OP)
>Stuckmann Won
Has Chris mostly switched over to just being a shill for new Disney slop? That is all he seems to do now.

WHO'S CRIYNG NOW MIKE YOU FUCKING NIGGER ANIMAL BITCH

>>211551957
school shootings are scary

S

Tell that to ZODS SNAPPED NECK

>>211549896 (OP)
>found footage horror directed by ZUCKMANN of all people

how bad is it gonna be? considering they haven't shown anything for 2 years

>>211553536
He only spent twenty minutes on that you asshole.