nontent queen edition
>/ftl/ News:โข Jin stole Direnc's red panties, sniffed them, and has now been caught. Daniel and Freddy ratted him out
โข Direnc spit in Jin's face CONSENSUALLY in return
โข Direnc won weightlifting beef against Jin
โข Daniel then rang bell on Direnc because she said he had no "integrity" in the panties situation (???)
โข The challenge was dreidel spinning, neither of them could do it at all but Daniel technically lasted longer
โข Jin and Daniel bromance OVER
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>>211548302
does being constipated really make you smell like poop? wtf?
>s- stop it Jin....
>I can't poop....
>CHAT HELP ME
Daniel stock holders are getting fucking RUGGED right now
Add Daniel can't poop to the news next time
Like it or not, Jin is the alpha among the men of the house, Direnc is the leader though.
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retarded bouncer
>>211550043>does being constipated really make you smell like poop? wtf?Yes.
>>211549956not being a hiveminded golem is a huge advantage on this show.
take notice that the most straight and honest people in the house are 2 foreigners and someone too autistic to be socially conditioned.
>>211550059>watching as his gf is getting used by an another mantoday he is roleplaying jet
the most dangerous contestants are always the ones with the least to lose
>>211549996 (OP)>SHOW THE NIPPLIES, ALSO
>Jin WILL fuck Direnc in the bathroom
>Jin WILL hatefuck angie when they get out of the tank
>Jin WILL win the whole competition
>Jin WILL markypost as he holds the check
Ellie looks nice and sounds nice too
Daniel's value is straight in the toilet. Get on the Jin train while you still can.
Jin the man
the one with the plan
Going all in
and pin them down
Thrust it right in
Daniels a pussy
A cuck as well too
Watch him watch angie get raped
By jin the king nip
>can i beef with you?
god ellie stop being such a bitch and man up
>>211550126His poop isn't in the toilet it's stuck up his ass
>>211550035I (and Cole) DESERVE A NONTENT AZN QUEEN
kek, Daniel is such a faggot
>>211550035>My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute
ellie is extremely hot but too agreeable and not being interesting enough, i am worried she might be the first to go if she doesnt step it up
>>211550043Yes, you slowly shit yourself without realizing it.
>>211550141freddy seems to be out but dangelina is still together
direnc crawling with that chain between her spread cheeks... bros...
>>211550176She'll pop a titty soon, get a stern talking to about it, and then make it to final 3
>>211550161if I could draw I'd do a ben garrison-esque version of this where Jin is super jacked and both girls are looking at him full of desire and Daniel has a nametag that says "pussywhipped" and he's crying because he cant poop
>>211550159Cole watches fucking blacked, Cole deserves nothing. I deserve a chud grifter teen azn queen, not that fucking nigger dick loving subhuman disgrace to his family.
>>211550178>you slowly shit yourself without realizing it.what kind of horrible constipation have you had in your life or around you? what the fuck
which freeloaders do you want to see? i think it would be poggers on a loggers if 'the' synethetic man showed up and kirsche was forced to come face to farts with the fact that she ghosted him in front of her live studio nickelodeon audience.
can anyone post the clip of jin sniffing and direnc's spit? i missed that shit
>>211550207Why'd they even get mad at Betty for that? Not like they have to worry about what the network thinks
>just realized i forgot freddie existed this entire time
my alcoholic goat is nontent when he isnt drinking anons...
>>211550176the problem is that ellie has no incentive to care about the show
if she was at risk of getting kicked she would just give up
>>211550216grok image bro get on that shit
>when rachel comes down you need to salute her
taking bets on who/if some joker throws a roman salute
>>211550251unironically because she was drunk and even more importantly this is a gay show funded by Peter Thiel and Roger Stone.
rachel being so delusional and ignorant to what fishtank is, is so fucking perfect. having a punching bag everyone can join in and hit and laugh at is exactly what the show needs to keep it going for now. 10/10 from the crew for casting this fucking FREAK
>>211550178Anon you need to see a doctor if that happens to you
Rachel - The Lolcow
Manipulative, obnoxious, gaslighting. Obvious plant but milks outrage from both the cast and the TTS paypigs. Either you hatewatch her because you view her through a pathological psychiatric lens, or you enjoy her because her existence alone ragebaits absolutely everyone.
Jin - The Cynical Realist
Made a few p*do jokes. Stole some panties. Metagaming so hard that he's unstoppable. Makes Redditors, Twitter SJWs, and Kiwitroons seethe in one fell swoop. Nobody who hates him can actually substantiate their claims, but they'd cancel him in an instant if they could. Easily in the top 3 if production doesn't kowtow to popular opinion and axe him early.
Angie - The Firestarter
Bubbly, flirty. Has Daniel and Freddy wrapped around her finger. Doesn't have a plan but will accelerate any conflict to its climax. Has decent finalist potential if she can prove her worth in upcoming challenges and not crumble when she's inevitably betrayed.
You control the action /ftl/, but there is not a single good show idea in here. That's why it sucks right.
>>211550300Checked, dubs don't lie
>>211550217Watching blacked in shame is chudpilled you have 2 be high IQ like cole to get it
>the footage they havent even released yet and probably never will
>>211550420why don't more people talk about how fucking weird there eyes are? ITS A BIG DEAL. NO ONE TALKS ABOUT IT
>>211550465They all look like that, it's not a recent discovery
I have a goldmine of ellie lore from when we talked meeting off /soc/ but it would mean i probably get doxxed and look worse than she does. Do I take one for the team for a lorebomb that tts could get some lolz off of?
>>211550274they don't allow me to, i suspect its because of drench on all fours
>>211550370Bussyleaks coded
post your best fishtank creepypasta
>>211550666nobody cares shut the fuck up
>>211550666you're going to post that weird hamster shit again? are you really that proud of making that up?
>>211550159Coal is a fag
His best friend irl is a tranny and he's addicted to bbc porn
>forced stupid fat pig bit
time to turn it off for the day i guess
>I'm not doing this
>I just want a cigarette
>This is low key disrespectable to troops
WHY ARE YOU HERE
I don't understand how they aren't just flirting with Ellie and Direnc all the time, and then Angelina at the end of the night once drunk. How is this generation so inhibited? I was an autistic nerd and when I was that age and still at least tried to hookup constantly in these camping trip type situations
>>211550043lol no it just makes you feel like shit all the time
Burger planet need to be a freeloader. He is so needy and pathetic that he will be easy to TTS into tism episodes repeatedly
didnt this bitch say she was an actor but she doesnt understand what acting even is
where do i find derench goon material, i left the degen discord i was in in s3, kinda regret it now.
>Top Gunt wants to be an actor
>cant act
>can only act like a piece of furniture that smells worse
>talk about your experience about being a fighter pilot
>nigga I don't even have a drivers license
she can't even roleplay when given the supreme commander role what the fuck
>>211551118This IS them flirting lol
how much to give this fishtoy to ellie?
NIGGA I DONT EVEN HAVE A DRIVERS LICENSE
>>211551128She would fit right in with Nifty
Payton sucks wtf why are people talking about her like she was worth anything?
>HE BETTER CUT THIS
see you in the edits retard
>>211551178High probability that she can't answer the Breakfast question.
ellie has cute panties on
>>211551240The only people who need drivers licenses are people who want to drive cars
>>211551118shut the fuck up dude
>>211550907literally the prettiest girl in ftl history
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Are we still simping for Daniel?
>>211551344yes, very much so
Rachel is so painfully unoriginal
ben is so much less funny than he thinks
quick, we need freeloaders to save fantank
who should we bring in?
i think we should bring back burt and have him burt off! XD!
>>211551426He peaked in 2.5 comedy wise.
>Okay Rachel pretend you been in war
>"I know nothing about that"
Actor can't even play pretend huh
someone TTS
"Rachel shoot them in the back of the head for not listening"
>>211551426Famouse House 2 absolutely BUTCHERED his aura.
>>211551451When the darkness comesโฆ
>>211551439we need sheriff ben to deputize jin and police these heathens
ok jet its time to get rid of her, i dont care how many outfits you wasted money on.
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>>211549996 (OP)Freddy would've crushed this bit
Am I the only one seeing the physical similarities between Arye and Prigozhin? Has anyone attempted to make him say โShoigu! Gerasimov!โ yet?
>>211551451Gay Ben was peak
>it's the daily loud and cringe = funny bit
They are deseperately trying to do the whole scenes bit from famous house, but it's literally not woking because no one takes it seriously and rachel makes everything a slog and just overall sucks
>>211551347i didn't need to see this
fuck me production stink
play le funny meme noises over a nontent bit
I joined the air force to make money
>>211551451S2 Ben was absolute kino
>>211551347i chubbed uh oh
>>211551530Its really insane how much Rachel manages to ruin literally everything
only one man can lay down the lay round ere
>>211551347Dude, we know Mints is a total faggot, no need to add fuel to the fire
>jet bit
yeah aight imma head out
Angie got turned on when she found out Daniel is constipated
>>211551426he's been terrible this season
>>211551452It's so goddamn easy to just pick a theme and decorate and play it up. Famous House concept with different themes was the way to go. They're so retarded. Sam could even do the US Marine Hyde character. FFS.
>lets have another scene where nobody can hear anything
>>211551530unioronically famous house cast would have crushed this
at this point just pay xavier to tard wrangle them
there is no point to having rachel anymore
make daniel do jumping jacks until he shits himself
>>211551511He reminds me of the bald guy in the Strain
how do these whores who go on this show survive without dick for so long. other than trish
this fucking meat glob is infuriating. she sucks the fun and energy out of everything.
Rachel was the production manager all along, always disagreeing with Ben and Jet and keeping them in check
I think Iโm gonna go play a game until sam gets there
What was the idea behind this bit? Get Rachel to boss around the fish? They could have done that in a less theater kid bullshit way
>>211551559Kill yourself Ben you're a dumb lazy faggot too.
So will the faggots who glaze Rachel as le NEEDED EBIL CAWNTENT QVEEN concede now that she fumbled a literal softball pitch with nonstop coddling?
>>211551548>destroying that plushie was pretty weird, jin, why would you do that?
ben is fed up with rachel right now
hes heading down to the basement to don his full tactical gear and unload a full bucket of paintballs on her
Jin works out fuuuuuck hes hot
>>211551580it's insane how much of fishtank is literally unlistenable
once again, whatever this is is nontent because it doen't matter. it doesn't get anyone closer to the grand prize. it's filler.
the blackpill is finding out that we are the fringe minority and fishtank chat are the majority
they absolutely love ellie and think she is funny and quirky
>has to sit down from being fat
>falls down
damn this bish is huge
>>211551253Cause thereโs another boring bitch in the tank
>>211551453Actors are props for the writer or director, no different than horses. If an actor asks about their background, the director should give no answer. There's nothing but what is on the page. Use your imagination, retards.
>>211551585shes literally a waste of space
>they could've picked anyone to do this military bit and it would've been funny, even ellie tried
>they pick rachel because jet won't admit his plant lolcow money farm is unbearable and unfunny
swing from the ceiling already retard nigger faggot
>>211551426his glasses look good i guess
>>211551347this is kinda baller
>>211551579this could be kino honestly. they could do airsoft and everything
I want to like the cast, but alas I cant
>>211551592idk how have you survived without puissy for so long ZING
>>211551572Poopoopeepee witch but real this time.
>>211551118Jin has a phone confirmed
This bit is so bad you can tell it's one of those awfully easy-to-detect Jet ideas
Fuck this scene is cringe to watch after being in the military
>>211551642>jet e-begsthey begged Asmongold to stream
>>211551642didnt save the update before posting...
go on a diet you fat bitch
Hey Rachel, aren't you an actor?
>>211551642apparently police showed up yesterday
>>211551312chat is this real
>>2115515796 weeks is too much though, maybe a week then move on to next
>>211551592same as you, homo
Jet thinks Rachel is a hysterical pick for the cast. Aren't you guys laughing yet?
>>211551598somehow this picture is more horrifying than any flab i've seen on her disgusting blob body.
angie seems like the type to have a military dad
what is the point having ear-shattering noise drown out everything they say?
>multiple /ftl/ threads popping up
Wasn't it revealed in the sharty leak that /v/ generals can only be made by 'approved' posters? Why isn't there a similar system for /tv/ and /ftl/?
>viewer count has dropped 2k since the stupid fucking dreidel challenge
To die for Israel is an honor for the goyim
rachel is so fucking dumb
>>211551642No former fish/freeloaders have shown up yet
I imagine Jimmy right now is shitting himself pointing at the monitor laughing
This is fucking terrible
another classic Jet Bit
so Fishtank just combines the idyllic summer camp Jet wishes he was able go to with the abusive foster home he was stuck in
>>211550178that's the literal opposite of constipation anon
>>211551669we got the entire first row on day 2
Has anything really happened this season? It seems kinda lacking
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>>211550035i just know that coochie rank
S4 feels so soulless. Fat ass Jet, fatter than ever. Some faggot onions cameraman, no Vance, shitty not-Nifty instead of Nifty. This is gay.
this is just to fuck with direnc because she is dog
>>211551669Wen did cops show?
This fat bitch thinks she's the main character
How to save the bit? Swap Rachel with Aryeh.
>>211551646Western, Spaceship, Pirates, Military, Police, whatever the fuck. It's endlessly themed and so easy.
>>211551683No asshole. Famous House lasts 2 weeks anyway, then Fishtank reveal, then the reset, which can be GREAT if the wiggers put effort into it.
>>211551669Jin showed his ass to the coomfessional room cam, but it was out of frame
why is DANL not crashing?
this is making me miss gay guy alert
she isn't even fun to hate she just sucks so fucking much dude
>>211551609i hope they make the show unwatchable, like s3, when they left the house
then i'm finally free again
>>211551692the wiggers think its epic and cool
they dont see how reddit they are
They're making her do this while they know she's zonked right?
I can't watch rachel anymore
>>211551692because loud = funny
are you laughing yet?
>>211551698the fuck are you talking about lmao, noe of that came in the leaks
>>211551592Women donโt need to have an orgasm to reproduce. Men do. Itโs all biological
>>211551238they couldn't handle the queen
can we all agree that AI SFX are never funny and just make the shown unwatchable?
-rachel
+jacqueline "nami mommy" laurito
>>211551662>>211551610when does ben show up as her superior, disappointed by her training, and makes them all do hard drills
>>211551706Damiel did retard
>>211551662>fishese schemeing and starting beefs organically>OK GUYS TIME FOR ANOTHER ROLEPLAY CHALLENGE. ALSO I WANT TO BE ON CAMERA MORE
>>211551706dont disrespect war daddy dame like that newfag
>>211551727faggot
>>211551699damn man it's crazy it's almost like everything jet does actively makes the show worse
SAY THE FUCKING LINE RACHEL
>>211549996 (OP)>"Rachel I'm gonna have to read you lines">reads a paragraphlmao
RAPE AND KILL BEN AND JET
>>211551731Why would it crash? Daniel is perpetually making Jet seethe.
>>211551689Jet isnโt funny. Samโs given him too much creative control. Need to reign him in. Ruining humor.
imagine how relieved you'd be if you were ben and jet was getting all the blame for fishtank
Terrible, soulless bit.
to save it they have to either double, triple or quadruple down on it or cut it off early
>>211551248he was referring to an Ice Poseidon streamer, not the ham planet currently on the show
When did FIshtank lose its SOVL?
>>211551724Nah switch with jin or angie instead
>>211551731cause heโs based
>>211551692>what is the point having ear-shattering noise drown out everything they say?it's the Schroedinger's Wigger
you wanna get a bit going but at the same time you desire that sweet SFXbux
yuri doujin plotline where direnc is babysitting ellie (10 years ago)
>maybe you could print out a copy? Of what you'd like me to say
This bitch wants to be an actress btw
She couldnt improve if her breakfast depended on it
>>211551731paypig simps self insert
>>211551464shut the fuck retard, i'm not saying any of that at all. Letty was hated, peopled liked josie more. But us lettyfags back then were ok with either one winning. fuck man some of you never grew out of your sylvia fat stage lmao
couldnt they put freddy in the suit or give jin a samurai outift or something
this is unwatchable
>>211551698to be frank I made the jimmy one knowing full well it wasnt needed because this bit is boring and I wanted to be obnoxious
Thats it
Im just gonna go jack off to JAV
OH YOURE GONNA FEED ME LINE BY LINE?
WELL ACTUALLY
IM GONNA NEED A PRINT OUT
off her already, get a replacement in asap
>>211551669 when was there blatant rigging?
these people don't feel like fishtank contestants yet
I don't quite remember if I felt that way in previous seasons this early on or not
this isn't funny what are they doing?
was season 3 good? people are talking about it the most it seems, but maybe recency bias? i don't know, only watched season 1 and stopped watching 2 after it was revealed that they were all faggot MDE fans
>>211551692zoomer audience
loud = funny
>>211551762he never does anything. ever. except drugs and be gay
sam isnt need today, there has been a ton of content
>>211551523Good shout, actually
idk I think it's kinda funny how incompetent this bitch is
choose your path western man
>>211551801tjdaniel fans won't like this one
>>211551803Ben's an unfunny faggot.
Whereโs cowboy wasnโt that nigga in the military?
>>211551752breakup
gay guy alert
happy bday
are all kino
Whatโs happened since day 1 but in haiku format
jesus the wiggers are fucking cringe we dont care about your gay skit
Would CK fuck me if I paid her $2500 bail and drove her to a hotel?
Gonna try and put money on her books and schedule a video visitation
ma the simps are fighting
>>211551128Fuck that fat faggot heโs nontent. Get Andy or josh block on instead
SWITCH RACHEL WITH JIN OR ANGIE FFS
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Sorry to say but I think winter is a much more soulful season to do fishtank
S3 and especially S2 were so cozy
Rachel though she was going to be writing for mde...
>>211551451Gay Ben was the only time he was funny
>>211551777Jet taking the backseat in the first part of S3 was the best it's ever been.
JUST FUCKING KICK HER ALREADY
>>211551745Go to their wiki and look at the leak page, that part was extensively covered.
I hate to say it but Jin has swag.
the lard has taken over her brain and she cant remember anything
THE.
MIG 28.
HAS A PROBLEM.
WITH IT'S.
INVERTED. FLIGHT. TANK.
kek she canโt remember a simple line
>I CANT IMPROV BRO
>FEED ME LINES BRO
>IM NOT GONNA REMEMBER THAT SHIT BRO
holy fuck she sucks lmao
>>211551816S3 Famous house era was the pinnacle. It's all downhill from here. S4 has been awful.
rachel just fucking try to give 2% effort for 5 seconds
>machine gun fire
>reveille wake up call
>fart zone
>>211551832you forgot vietnamese guy and mexican hat dance
>>211551826I would exterminate entire nations to cum inside the Vietnamese girl.
>>211551752WHAT? HUH? SPEAK UP!
>>211551845yeah this should have been a 1 week special save full leng
Rachel is making Trish look good at acting
she really is female Airsoft Fatty
It's a great bit, makes every fish hate Rachel even more
>>211551828why do u keep grouping us with daniel i self insert as jin u faggot
>>211551805>lettyfags back then were ok with either one winning.You are absolutely fucking delusional and didn't watch. Kill yourself you dumb fucking nigger.
>>211551669Nearly done and it's only day 4. Do you have a follow up card for when this one gets full house?
>>211551808Based elliegooner
>>211551840drunk freddy and josh block talking about new york stories might actually be peak fishtank
SWITCH HER WITH JIN YOU STUPID FUCKING STAFF
>>211551873its aperture, hes making kino
>self diagnosed 116 iq but its probably higher
retarded bitch cant even remember more than 2 words
ok this is actually funny
The Nig-28, my favorite aircraft.
>>211551784alex b leaving season 3
>>211551807That's fair man I get it.
is this chronic drug abuse or is she just that retarded
>>211551802>bottomitesI can not express how much I fucking hate Redditors
"I don't learn like that"
Yeah, you're a fucking retard.
>>211551816S3 was ambitious so it had the highest highs and lowest lows. Some of the concepts were fantastic and some of them crashed and burned. Also had the two best fish ever.
The ACTOR can't remember lines.
>>211551878Does Connor have homophobia on his eyes?
I could do this black-out drunk, how zonked is she?
>>211551826>Choose your pathBald man jumpscare
>>211551893you are rewriting history 3 years later nigger lmao, still simping for josie?
ben freaking out can save this bit
>>211551530>we'll do Reality Show scenes, even though they already know it's not a Reality Show>it will be hilarious!
>>211551826my path leads to the upside down world
What is this fat fucks problem
>>211551867did you like anything before season 3 or are you a newfag
>>211551888Trish is not smart or talented but she's so ride or die that she's loveable. Rachel has no redeeming qualities.
Freddy cracking up at TTS lol
This faggot cameraman makes me viscerally angry. I want to gouge his eyes out.
>>211551816S3 had effort put into it for the first half
The cracks started to show around the middle, and it all fell apart after the big personality left
>>211551920who were the two best fish? i don't know anything about s3 i just know i wanna fuck that one fish payton
>>211551816stressing them? lead up for another bit?
im pretty sure the twist is that this is a deliberate rehash of s1 and theyre tired of same old shit, and then flip the whole script and fuck with these loser fans who think they know what to expect.
I don't think theyre that capable but itd be a good idea
>>211551826Right. Left one is insane and not in the hot way
THE MIG 28
HAS A PROBLEM WITH ITS INVERTED FLIGHT TANK
ITS NOT GOING TO DO A NEGATIVE G PUSH
>the NIG 23
>has a kino
>with its keked flighttanks
>its gonna do a negative chud push
>over
>>211551745>>211551857>The source code leak revealed multiple things and is expected to cause major problems for the 'cuck in the future. Multiple things came to light including: >It revealed that only "trusted" IPs can create certain generals.
reminder that this fucking butterball has aspirations to have her own tv show and can't improv or remember a line any longer than 3 words
>>211551873followed up by the least funny joke youve ever heard in npc voice
>>211551851Yeah, I donโt get why he doesnโt want to be a behind the scenes wizard of oz guy, thereโs some mystery and glory in it
>>211551816why do people always whitewash the fact that S1 was 90% MDE fans? Everyone aside from Mauro, camp counselor and Jon already knew who sam hyde was. Letty, Vance and that fat goth girl would always stay up at night whispering about how they know who Sam Hyde is thinking the microphones wouldn't pick it up.
>>211551777No, jet's not the problem this time, is the fucking obese energy vampire that kills any bit she's a part of, she's not even funny to make fun of or hate. The problem is they are probably paying her a lot of money because they thought they had their next burt. Jet needs to ditch all the stupid costumes they bought for her, all the scenes, everything that was related to rachel and just move on. He has a good cast, except for rachel, she's literally bringin the whole mood of the house down just by being there.
>>211551935I am going to rape and kill you Jet
All these fish would crumble under previous seasons all stars. They just dont have sharpness to them.
>>211551808Recommend me one with big titties where I can't hear or see the Japanese guy
>>211551916imagine how much of an autist you'd have to be to win an inevitable power struggle to be a mod of a spongebob forum
>>211551960straight out of a jojo cover
is rachel genuinely infirm or like stroking out or something? this is like hearing my 86 year old demented grandmother talk
>>211551840Burgers sperg outs would fit the theme of the show better. He's nontent when he is in charge. But when shits out of his control he will cry and neck
please FUCKING SWAP HER WITH JIN jesus FUCKING christ JET FUCK YOU
>Added unfortunately
AGAIN, JUST SAY THE DAMN LINE AS WRITTEN
>>211551911she's genuinely hilarious
Fishtank is the simplest formula on the planet. You cast funny people for a funny show, but since Jet doesn't have a clue what humor actually is, he casts people who aren't funny.
The MIG 28 is a bitch plane
why is this making me laugh
>>211551920payton and who?
>>211551816they are going more hands off.
They are trying to do S1 but jet is retard
>>211551784When they kicked Jon during Bloodgames and decided to go all in on the 'Gay Show' aspect because Sam said a funny line when Jon was leaving
>effortlessly hassles Ben
should I give Ace Combat 7 another chance, I gave up a few months ago after like the 3rd mission
So two months into the relationship my girlfriend looks at me and she goes, "Why havent you made a move yet" and I said "What?" and she goes "Why haven't you tried to fuck me yet??" so I go "well if you wanna go that way we can..." and she says "okay but we need some condoms." so I said "Alright well let me go hop on my minibike and I'll run up to the store and grab some." She goes "No, you're gonna go have your mom drive you up there and get some condoms." and that makes me kind of nervous, so (we're the kind of family that yells across the house to talk to each other) she goes in the house and yells to my mom, my mom goes "WHAT" and she goes "YOUR KID NEEDS SOME CONDOMS. WE'RE TRYING TO FUCK!" so my mom goes "ALRIGHT ILL BE DOWN IN A MINUTE AND WE CAN GO" So my mom drives me up to walgreens and I say "are you coming in" and she goes "Hell no! You're gonna take this money and go in by yourself and get some damn condoms." So I go in the store, and I didn't know there were so many different fuckin kinds of condoms. This old lady comes up and she asks "you having some fun tonight?" And I go "Yeah I need some condoms so me and my girlfriend can do it safely" and she says "Well what are you looking for?" And I say "I dont really know" And she started asking some pretty personal questions, which I had no problem answering ("how sized are you?"). Anywho I end up walking out with JUST THE RIGHT SIZED ribbed condoms. And when I got home, it was FIVE HOURS and a WHOLE BOX OF CONDOMS later when me and my girlfriend are sitting in a stew of love juices... Life juices. We look each other in the eyes and say "God damn, god must have stopped time for this." because so much time flew by, we didnt even realize. And that was the best fucking night of my god damn life.
>>211551948>gets hair cut once>ride or die>gains 200lbs to become new female Airsoft Fatty>no redeeming qualities
>>211552007because it's funny
Big Mom dies by line reading
jesus christ shes crying about a lighter AGAIN
>>211552002it has problems with its inverted flight tank
>>211551838if you have 2500 cash you're probably too wealthy for her taste
bring on Sigmbvll and show her how to make a speech
She's so fucking fried right now, they gonna put the pressure on
This community is quite funny because for every opinion anyone has there is some contrarian faggot. I think we need more regular polls to see the general consenus on how things are going :3
>>211551873every time I read something I don't like on ftl or the internet in general I picture the poster looking like either Aperture or KryoKeen and feel instantly better
>>211551816Season 3 was the best but had a pretty shit ending because they had to leave the house. It was nontent for a while anyways, but it had the most interesting stuff going on for most of it.
They did famous house and tried to make it seem like a normal reality show, then they eventually revealed it was fishtank/famous neighborhood gaslight which made all the normies think they would be killed. Then they had the final four stay in the house while they did famous house 2.0 and brought in new people, and acted like they had just started, 4 months in. Burt and Luke carried the whole thing pretty much.
It was really ambitious and I think the best season yet, but there was a lot of boring downtime. The highs were the highest the show ever got though by far, but the lows were truly dreadful.
how the fuck did they find this retard
crying because she's too stupid to remember two sentences
>she can't do anything but sit down and cry
it's a good cast
>>211551975>she's literally bringin the whole mood of the house down just by being thereTrust the plan
>>211551902>just stop the rachel humiliation ritual
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
KEK NOT HAVING NICOTINE IS THE PROBLEM
>>211551938They must think this scene shit is fucking hilarious. It's completely fine and even funny in Famous House, but it's stupid here. Also, G was often directing the scenes. Remember the Ian one where he had to turn his neck really far and it looked crazy? That was great.
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it's just a lot right now
>she's crying
kek she rules dude
>>211552007okay im laughing now
>30 minutes to wear the costume
>cannot say one line
>cries and blames lack of cigarettes
>fatty has to sit after failing miserably at a simple task
this is getting to be ridiculous
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what the actual fuck is wrong with her
She can't remember a single line. Not one line.
>>211551975In your explanation Jet is the problem for casting her, putting all his chips on her, and thinking she was funny. This is a result of Jet not being funny himself.
>>211551821if you dont like damiel youre a faggot, thats just how the game works
>>211551826right and it's not even close
>>211552043If she's doing a bit she's the greatest comedy actress of the 21st century
OH NO HERE COMES THE MILK TEARS
>>211551118I dont think it's crossed daniel or aryeh' minds at all nor will it. Jin outed himself as a weird perv already and I dont think anyone but rachel wants freddy
>>211551741Because it's so obviously fake? Same. It's boring.
gay ben was the only funny bit he ever did
she's a fweewoader she dont even participate
the lines holding a mirror up to her to show her how retarded she is is pretty good but now she folds again and its pathetic
>>211551999Jet's casting formuoli:
>get a sperg>get a fat person>the rest is just girls he wants to fuck
>>211551815I get what you mean. Itโs hard to describe. It feels like a soulless reboot and the cast are all cgi or something. No real substance.
>>211551987Her body should tell you everything. Sheโs made it through life giving up at everything so the moment something is remotely difficult she gives up
>jet and ben spent 2 hours in the basement convincing rachel not to leave last night for this
>>211551980come on nigga jin is sharp as a tack
>>211552081this was so fucking insane
>>211551938i find this type of dry humor funny.
our lieutenant is suffering from ptsd from watching her best friend get bazinga'd in the back of the head on the beaches of normandy
>>211552085>not MY NIGGA NIFTY
this shit is too fuckin hilarious
>>211551916sorry this is unironically sovlful
I've been hearing some stuff is wrong about the Migg-28. Can anyone give me a qrd on it so I know what to be ready for?
she is the worst fat person I have ever seen.
this is awful why can't they just leave the fish alone if they don't have a good challenge?
Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, youโre an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality.
How is rachel a fan of the show
>>211551954Burt and Alex B. Truly and honestly two of the most genuinely bizarre, unique human beings to ever be featured on a reality show.
So basically the content is purely coming from Jinโs actions in spite of Jet
Get ready Jin is gonna be gone within a week
i'm cackling at this fat bitch
>>211552096>convincing rachel not to leavethey gave her one of her xanax pills and let her sit down there until it kicked in
It's not fucking funny until it's not funny any more
@ Jet Stop the pedobait from staring down the camera fishtoy
rachel has best pussy disorder
>Jin laughing at her
>"ITS NOT FUNNY"
kek
>>211552074nobody is saying this
>>211550035She is an Onlyfans thot but we still stan her
>jet doesnt want to get bullied and mogged but forces unfunny bits like this
its funny till it aint funny
Hogs cry a lot... I don't think I can eat pig again after knowing how much they suffer
has rachel ever had a job? could she ever function at a job at all?
>>211552101no way she can work a job shes on gibs for sure
the only redeeming arc here is completely destroying the fat slob by taking away all the coddle bs mechanics that got her into this lifestyle
it is honorable too
Imagine Alex B doing this bit
this is so bad her crying isn't even funny
Nevermind, I changed my mind, Rachel rules and her being abused constantly is fucking hilarious
>>211552059>everything is to blame except me
>>211552069Generations of selective breeding drunk slop psych drug lifestyle
>>211552069Whatโs up with her face is that dead skin flakes on her cheeks?
>>211552101ballast for a trans pacific cargo ship
>>211552124nigga how is anyone
what if frank comes in and gets close to rachel like he did fatty and burt?
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>>211552061i did like how she absolutely hated him when he first got there but in under 48 hours he won her over and they were a good duo
>>211552124I heard she watched the RV part and that's it. No clue if that's true though.
I've never wanted to see someone die live on stream as badly as I do Rachel
If you go on a reality show based around the idea of hell house and cant handle the lightest of heat...
>>211552081Still laughing at somebody saying she looks like a behelit
>>211552098like a cat that thinks the cardboard box is just for him
can't wait to see angelina's head shaved in a month
>>211551892jin self inserters are ok even though i dislike leaf chinks. there is no "heroes journey" astroturf potential for him. albeit tjdanial fags still self insert as the retard who can barely speak.
>>211552018i hope for your sake this is fake anon
>>211552124She admitted to only watching the rv arc from s3 and knows nothing else about Sam or fishtank.
It's so difficult to tell if she's being real or if this is an act
>>211552074Damiel is a tryhard retard who can occasionally be kind of funny
It's funny til it ain't fucking funny anymore, dood
Cow Status: The cow is lactating again! Why? Because she has to act, as a self-proclaimed actor!
>>211552103Sheโs so fuckable
>>211552060>Also, G was often directing the scenesthis really makes all the difference
Jet/Ben cannot even hold the attention of the fish let alone the audience
THE MID 28
HAS A PROBLEM WITH ITS INVERTED GYATT TANK
ITS NOT GOING TO DO A NEGATIVE G TWERK
>>211552159Would have been kino like his Cobra Kai shit
this is like talking to someone in an active k-hole
>>211550268She said in the interview stream that she is doing this to promote her Onlyfans lmao
>>211552143>$0 out of $65
I have no self insert this season
>>211552143>$0 raisedwhy do people do this to themselves
>>211552183>Jin laughs right at her faceCan he get anymore based?
>>211552075Wtf does she still have dried milk bits on her face or dead skin
Say what you will but Rachel is right. She IS the main character.
>>211552159he would absolutely kill it but take 10 minutes to say each line because he'd have a story to relate to all of them
>>211552164yes rachel rules
>>211551873Crazy this nigga showed himself lookin' like that. Seems unreal.
>>211551953the backlash to season 3 made them go back to the basics and stop taking risks
>>211551826The bratty one on the left
How are none of them losing their shit? I'm crying laughing
>>211552113No need to be sorry friend
>>211551999Jets idea of humor is squirting condiments on people and shouting. He wants lolcows to milk paypigs, instead of funny people that get humor. Just having 1 dude there to make side remarks would improve the show considerably. Instead he casts freaks and girls he wants to know biblically.
We get it Jet, you hate S2 with a passion
However
BRING BACK S2 FISHTOYS
>Bring back Ben's pep talks
>Bring back loot crates
>Bring back cig delivery
>Bring back forced dates
>Bring back STFU bags
>>211552205"You really gotta turn your head or it won't look right. Turn that head more or it won't look right." Yeah really only Sam pulls those off well.
>>211552089>girls jet want to fuckI don't see Joopy anywhere on the cast list
>>211552178>No tears please. It's a waste of good suffering
im starting to think greasetrap actually has some kind of brain damage
>>211552081>HEY WHERE'S THE MILK IN THIS JOINT!?
>>211552233Main character is when delusional victim complex
>the mid 28?
MORE LIKE THE MID 32 KEK
>>211551893no hes right I didnt care who won even though I liked letty more
>>211552233no she drains the energy from every room she enters
>>211552230what a soulful cast
>>211551826chose your poison /bant/
Jet shouldn't have shut down the PinkieToons bit
ummmm my penis was wondering if we could have some goon material dis aftewnoon? :p
>>211552230man they look so damn young
i'm glad I don't have pictures of myself 2 years ago it would terrify me
>>211552228both of those and also some kind of retarded sparkle face stickers
Jin is the star of the show and the main character
>>21155216819 year old Fat bitch posting here today lusting after Freddy, Rachel is your future unless you be a good girl and submit
>>211552252Jin was laughing right at rachels face lol
>>211552241The issue is that the backlash was them over FUCKING it all up
Everyone loved FH1 and the initial shift into FT. Theyre fucking retarded man
>>211551816As someone who watched S1 and also disliked S2, the start of S3 (Famous House) was easily the best Fishtank has ever been
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIC-DwB9qGg
https://www.americanrhetoric.com/MovieSpeeches/moviespeechtopguncharliebriefing.html
>>211552176>>211552192She watched famous house. She said she tuned out during the rv part
Personally I have had zero giggles during this skit also Jet is FAT.
>>211551826Both would ruin me so neither.
Maybe I developed a conscience at some point but I actually kind of feel bad for the big one
>>211552265there's no way you can let yourself get that big without having something profoundly wrong with your brain
>>211552192That canโt be true, can it? Didnโt frank post screenshots that she messages him?
>ahh yes jet what this skit was missing was a shameless plug
>>211552259This. how do retards not know s2 was peak fishtank still. also the circles they had with the lamp in s2
>>211552152Someone post the picture of Jeff FUNNY STATUS: NOT FUNNY
>>211552259Why? He got to rape Summer
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The way Jet moves the bangs out of his face is so cute
>>211551816this place is a terrible place to ask about season 3. this place had literal brandon defenders. this place glazed burt nonstop especially during his sexual harrassment of prisoner 3 or jeff or frank or alex b or connor. now you all pearl clutch about jin. sybau
>flying the Mig-29 on the right screen
>dipshit fat fuck failing to remember that the Mig-28 has a problem with it's inverted flight tank
Did I manifest this bit?
Fill in the Jet begging bingo spot
>>211552290I want to lick and sniff her armpits
>>211552246objectively correct
>>211552296yeah but remember how often they'd just cry and hug in a big group
Steinful did a good job with the S2 Finale, especially with the use of music to tell a story.
>>211552189S2 fan detected
>>211552280Any updates on anything from xer?
>>211552290if she lost like 50 pounds she would be a complete qt
>>211552280that furry got a lot of patreon subs out of Aryeh saying to do that instead of TTS, Jet had to stop it
>Lot of hot girls watch fishtank
Yeah, with their boyfriends
why the fuck don't they make more fucking shirts
jet finally took a shower
>>211552339nobody watched that shit man
>>211551826The aussie, but right also
BUY JIN BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY HOLD JEW
Sam MUST beat Jet into a human goo blob slush.
Jet should be in the basement for a bare minimum 90% of the show
>>211552339shut the fuck up steinful
Why does he look so bad this season? Is it a bit? He looks like he stopped showering and exclusively eats McDoubles
>>211552347Probably closer to 100 lbs honestly. I'd bet she's 200 from that pic.
Did you guys take your magnesium glycinate + vit D&K + liquid omega3's today?
>>211552296>IM SORRY JANNY
>>211552339Except for the part where the ending speech and the prize being awarded is completely cut out. Pretty retarded decision.
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as soon as rachel is out, they're coming for her and i can't wait
they should do a season where they cast 10 ellies. super hot girls that dont do anything other than receive fishtoys
they would make so much money and nufishtank fans will eat that shit up
>freddy and daniel losing it at every other TTS but trying to hide it
sovl
>>211552347im trying :P im down 60 so far! hopefully freddy fucks with fatties X3
>>211552323not everyone is a moralfag like you. some of us enjoy the insanity of having retards in the tank.
>>211552259most of these weren't availble at this point in s2
>Threatening TTS with violence
How dumb is this bitch
The Neptroonian chemo strikes again
>>211552357So fresh, so clean
>>211552260Itโs because Sam knows being serious about ridiculous things is funny.
jet always has the worst fits
im a jincel for real
he is my guy
wtf is up with all of their postures??
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i could not sit that close to a group of people for thing long
>>211552290very cute face but yeah too big
>>211552152>>211552316>>211552336this house wouldn't survive 3 days with jeff
>>211552230s1 had an otherworldly aura
>>211552343>S2 fan detectedS1 actually
>>211552371he makes women cum while your ugly ass scares them
>>211552319Yeah sheโs our new project. Just keep telling her to walk five miles everyday for starters. We can fix her
> https://www.instagram.com/macd3nn1s?igsh=MWwxa2xsNWFrMndzdA==
>>211552033>if candy is to be my downfall...I sure fucking hope it's sweet.
>>211552389And scott does bits with them all?
>>211552371Why is Ellie looking at Jet like that?!
>>211552378forgot actually thanks bro
i actually just take a multi and d+k, plus cialis if i want a nasty pump
>>211552403still waiting for him to show up in chrome hearts jeans (it's totally ironic bro)
>>211552408Jet rounded them up at a smash bros tournament
>>211552402Pay Sam more to get him to do this full time when the Seasons are up or something. Jet can't do shit. Gay Ben is ok though.
>>211552304She's obviously in on the joke, are you retarded? Average fishtank enjoyer I suppose.
You were in a 4g inverted dive with a mig-28?
>>211552422chill with the ass kissing claire you already ate enough ass
>>211552392>I'm a girl! lavish me with attention!tits or gtfo
Why did Angie Daniel and Freddy snitch on Jin about the panties?
>>211552439Because hes so fresh, so clean
>>211552371he stole this bit from sam it's called uglymaxxing
>>211552422hitting close to home huh jet?
your dad is a meth head
Direnรง chained up in my basement
im not a moralfag. i watch sam hydes show blud. its just blatant the difference in tone here when burt was bragging about drunk raping gay bar fags and assaulting prisoner 3.
>>211552357the wiggers are rattled by Direnc saying Ben smells
>>211552280Itโs coming back but nowโs not the time. Aryeh humiliation bits are better when nothing else is happening
direnc has a fucking shock collar on? lol
why cant rachel do her lines well? what the fuck is her issue?
can they give up this bit already
>>211552467Only works if you're big and tall enough, unironically.
>>211552371he's a big shot now. look at the gook, she's checking his ass out.
it is another episode when they are going for a le funny 200$ per minute short term shitshow
however, in s3 they were making around 400$ per minute during their biggest rugpulls
>>211552464the whole reason they did it in the first place was to stir up trouble
Catering to people who crave attention is far more infuriating than funny. Any possible humor to come from it will never outweigh the pure enmity you feel towards the person. Jet has forced this exact situation on almost every season so far and it NEVER pays off.
>>211552408constipation.
they brought laxitives up so in about 12 hours it will shift to diarrhea posture
>>211552469Romani roots leaked. They caught her trying to steal copper from the walls.
currently choosing to entertain myself instead by imagining jeff and freddy interacting both fully wasted
>>211552424i actually am starting to work out more, need my glow up to happen so I can pull freddy once he's outta the tank !!
>>211552483no tranny could grow titties that big
>>211552492Too good of an actor
>>211552497why dis niga have resting pouty face
>>211552357>ellie said i stink i should freshen up for her
Imagine if there was a stox for Jet and Sam and imagine JET stox plummeting every time he was on camera and imagine how funny that would be
>>211552472you dont watch, she deserves it. dont come on this type of show, act the way you do and not expect humiliation
>>211552213That's probably a joke
Her entire personality is bliccy tier ironic jokes, that's why the only content she's ever made was giving retarded answers when being interviewed
>>211552473sam and all of the wiggers pheromone max and it actually works
why are they acting from the couch
>>211552464It's fine, it generates content. The real problem is Jet pulling the train brakes on anything natural forming and inserting his own shitty bits.
have you ever heard about how when a fat person dies in a fire their lard fuels the flame and they become a human candle? thinking about that right now for no particular reason
>>211552483LARPER !! lols im not tranz :3 i did lowkey think i was ftm for a while but I think that over
this stream gets five BOOMS
>>211552464Why wouldn't they start conspiring against the "weaker" links? Jin is going to win the show or at least come close though.
i miss being able to see the DR camera in the DR
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>>211552339That shit was hot garbage steinful gave up during the mallet incident edit and phoned it in
LMAO THAT TTS WAS FUCKING GREAT
>>211552554Man it'd be neat to see that
remember when they said this season was gonna be good lol
As long as the piggy cries it's funny to me
dude they don't stink I just took a shower 2 days ago I promise just sit down
Why is she crying on drugs, aren't they supposed to make her happy?
>>211552188I like TJ and Jin is the only one I'm behind atp
>>211552570shes doin the face again!
>>211552573what did the tts say??? I MISSED IT
whats the last thing you think went through your friends mind rachel?
besides the bullet of course
LMAO
>TTS: Rachel is le fat
>*cries*
>>211552460>are you retarded?Yeah you fucking retard, you are too, we're watching a 24/7 feed of Big Brother Asperger's Edition and talking about it on /tv/. We're all retarded dumbass
>>211552573what did it say?
what did I miss where is everyone
I had stream muted what is this bitch crying about now
>>211552521i hate joke explainers that don't even explain it properly. these niggers are all trans chasers who were giddy as fuck to type it as fasr they could
>what the FUCUUUfuUuCUUuCK is your PROBLEM
>>211552560I dont understand who your posting
I can't watch another day of fake crying. Please! KILL THIS BITCH!
this hog has cried EVERY DAY so far
What did the TTS that made her lose her shit say?
scenes were only funny in the context of famous house
>>211552296Alex was too based
>>211552464it wouldn't have been nearly as funny if they hadn't, frankly. le epic pervert antics are mildly amusing but what we got was much better
WHAT THE FUUUUUUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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can't wait to get my paycheck I'm gonna send 10 love letters in a row to Ellie so she remembers me forever
starting to think this woman is not fit for the military
>>211552592they made fun of her dead friend
doesn't care about being called fat btw
>>211552583i want to smell her week old panties
>>211552590>what was the last thing that was on your friends mind? Besides the bullet ofc>FAT
>>211552590>what was the last thing that went through your friend's head, apart from the bullet of courseshe instantly burst into tears lmao
Kek daniel has the ashtray
>>211552596I'd fuck her belly button
it's another let's make the show all about me episode
>>211552392>>211552514Proud of you. What are doing for exercise? Whatever youโre doing add on the 5 miles of walking every single day, maybe one day off per week.
>everyone is just ignoring her now
Fucking kek.
>>211552601her dead friend again
>>211552601>my friend was shot thru the back of the head on a beach execution style and your laughing?
>>211552590>Rachel,what do you think the last thing that went through your friend head was besides the bullet?
>>211552611what was the last thing that went through your friends mind, except the bullet.
>>211552454I donโt think Sam is committed enough to be there 8 hours every day.
They should have a day time host and an evening host. Need someone other than Ben and Jet who are just guys at the end of the day, not performers or particularly known for being funny
Honestly starting to appreciate Freddy
>>211552590something like
>Rachel, what do you think the last thing was that went through your friend's head? Besides the bullet of course. Fat
>>211552599>>211552590it said
"me meg. oh wait, no, me gorlock the destroyer, oh wait, no, me toby fox from deltatune. oh wait, no, me rachel"
sad grim dawn
>>211552592sounded like a pig squealing
>GO DO THINGS FOR ME IM FAT AND CRYING
these fish are retarded if they do it
THE BIT WAS WORTH IT LMAOOOOO
>>211552339Nah all the eps after s3 sucked
>>211552627she's a loose cannon. i've got half a mind to court marshall her and wash my hands of the whole thing. but she's just too damn good...
>>211552601TTS joking about her murdered friend
>>211552638This but Dawrench
Freddy getting mad at Rachel is very cathartic every time.
being this fat truly does some scary things to the brain wow
>>211552717wait I missed it what did he do
hit her with the Lenny shot George in the back of the head tts again lmao
>>211552357damn that fit goes hard!! how can someone be funny, smart, AND stylish ??
At work I canโt tell if this skit is funny from the reaction posts
>I thought this was about the ashtray
>DUDE
fucking kek
>i thought this was about the ashtray
Fucking kek
Daniel is following Angie around the house like a little bitch. Btw they should put a limit to how many times you can ring the bell. 2 times at most, otherwise it loses its meaning as punishment.
I'm going to go ahead and set it. I fucking hate mints. He's a faggot pussy who has no on camera personality. Plus he looks like such a fucking loser it's painful. Just to add insult to injury, we don't get Vance or that cool British guy because this faggot is their replacement.
>>211553525>we don't get Vance or that cool British guyLast season nearly the whole cast wanted to fuck Luca and tried to befriend Vance.
They eventually had to make a rule that they can't try to talk to production because of them, but hated Jet and commonly called him "unibrow" or Jobe's Cousin.
So they got a goofy looking guy instead.