Thread 211550086 - /tv/ [Archived: 1127 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:44:04 PM No.211550086
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>So who talks first? You talk first? I talk first?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:45:31 PM No.211550148
>>211550086 (OP)
Star Wars has always had cheesy dialogue and quips. This line is one of the less offensive parts of the sequel trilogy.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:48:54 PM No.211550325
>>211550148
Yeah, it's actually amusing
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:50:25 PM No.211550384
>>211550086 (OP)
Reminder that the Farce Awakens is just as bad and harmful as the Last Jedi.
Fuck JewJew
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:53:46 PM No.211550522
>hey guys, if you're watching this movie ... this is silly huh *wink wink* we get it, you can relax
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:55:30 PM No.211550596
>>211550384
it isn't, Rian
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:57:26 PM No.211550689
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>>211550086 (OP)
Imagine starting a Star Wars trilogy with this much self-aware cringe
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:57:34 PM No.211550697
The Force Awakens was better than all three prequels combined. The Last Jedi shat the bed and JJ had to spend the entirety of TROS fixing it.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:57:40 PM No.211550703
>>211550086 (OP)
I feel like this is where the last hopes of Kylo Ren being cool disappeared.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:59:45 PM No.211550807
Somehow I'm the spy now, for another time
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:01:12 PM No.211550865
Without this little scene it would have been a decent intro. Ruins the tone.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:02:47 PM No.211550935
The first line of the movie is โ€œThis will begin to make things right.โ€ Prequel hatred birthed this shitty trilogy. Before the movie even came out, there was behind the scenes videos with nonstop โ€œWOW look at all these practical effects! Boy, if a star wars movie ever used CGI, it just wouldnโ€™t be star wars at all!โ€. Along with all the fucktards saying โ€œGuys, Star Wars is back!โ€
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:02:47 PM No.211550936
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>>211550596
Fuck off retard
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:03:51 PM No.211550978
>>211550697
This post is peak jewery.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:06:46 PM No.211551105
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>can you hear me now joke
>your momma joke
>we are the spark, that will like the fuse, that will light the fire, that will grow into a wildfire, that will burn the first order down
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:07:44 PM No.211551139
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>>211550697
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:10:11 PM No.211551271
>>211550697
TROS didn't fix anything it is easily the worst of the three
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:10:50 PM No.211551302
>>211550807
Somehow, dey the spy that will light the the Sacred Jedi Texts that will activate the Rube Goldberg machine that will burn the Banji Klub TR-8R now, for another time.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:11:42 PM No.211551349
Why did Disney make a whole new Star Wars era and then abandon it? Have these Storm Trooper designs been used a single time outside of these films?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:12:56 PM No.211551416
>>211550148
>>211550325
but is that a good way to start your movie?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:55:28 PM No.211553556
>>211551416
It is a good way to establish Poe's character
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:28:32 PM No.211555139
>>211550148
>>211550325
It's too early and fucks the movie. Princess Leia being willful in front of Darth Vader is good but if Han Solo had been there rolling eyes about the scary helmet man, the movie's ruined
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:29:33 PM No.211555200
>>211553556
Poe's a supporting character who doesn't need establishing
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:31:30 PM No.211555305
>>211550148
Yeah remember how during the opening of a New Hope one of the rebel soldiers who just got shot says "Um cheque please?" before he dies?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:35:19 PM No.211555503
>>211550148
untrue though starwars is serous business
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:38:07 PM No.211555678
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I wish I could see THIS Leia in that slave outfit. Sagging out of that gold bikini.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:50:16 PM No.211556321
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>>211550086 (OP)
Their big mistake is undermining the evil space wizard in the first movie. From his first encounter with Rey, EVERYTHING goes downhill for him, and the audience is never taking him seriously again.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:52:17 PM No.211556423
somehow palpatine returned
somehow palpatine returned
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>>211550086 (OP)

>So who talks first? You talk first? I talk first?

Thanks a lot OP, I'd managed to forget that cringe. Now its back.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:53:44 PM No.211556500
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>>211550086 (OP)
Was it rape?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:53:54 PM No.211556509
>>211555305
A New Hope is the first ever Star Wars media. How long into Phantom Menace did the first quip appear?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:57:31 PM No.211556719
>>211556509
the ventilation shaft, the opening scrawl? the applause ends? jarjar appears
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:00:44 AM No.211556946
>>211556321
Yep.
Him spurging out and destroying everything was our first time seeing a Sith trainee go full autism and the absurd damage that can do.
Why ruin it.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:01:57 AM No.211557050
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>>211556321
Gonk.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:03:58 AM No.211557167
>>211550086 (OP)
Kino scene
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:04:01 AM No.211557173
>>211550148
I can never forget the iconic moment in A New Hope, when Tarkin destroys Alderaan and Leia says
>Well... THAT just happened!
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:08:18 AM No.211557423
>>211550148
It's got the same problem the jar jar poopy jokes have where it doesn't fit the tone at all. Actually it's arguably worse since it ruins whatever intimidation factor Kylo had in the first 5 minutes of the movie
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:12:20 AM No.211557712
>>211550086 (OP)
7:48 into the movie
Obi-wan:
>You were right about one thing master, the negotiations were short
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:19:23 AM No.211558184
>>211557712
This is probably one of the better lines in TPM. Obi-Wan has a problem in the prequels of being too much of a cynical Jedi, always bitching about shit and especially Anakin. He needed a couple more smart ass comments honestly.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:20:45 AM No.211558282
>>211550148
Name one quip in the OT

I'll wait
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:10:33 AM No.211561204
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>>211558282
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:14:39 AM No.211561389
It is almost unbelievable that the plot for 2/3rds of the new star wars movies was 'the empire is back now'. The last jedi was actually the best one fuck everyone
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:16:12 AM No.211561469
>>211557712
Establishes that while in a stressful situation, both Jedi remain calm and are able to speak somewhat flippantly regarding the events surrounding them
>>211550086 (OP)
Tonal whiplash, bookended by a cold-blooded murder, then the execution of helpless women and children
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:17:59 AM No.211561564
Back in my day, Marvel quips were called oneliners.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:18:48 AM No.211561603
>>211550148
It's a Joss Whedon style quip. Lucas' dialogue was more corny and earnest.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:23:11 AM No.211561816
>>211561389
>The last jedi was actually the best one fuck everyone
Last Jedi had interesting ideas for the direction to take Star Wars.
>conflict between the First Order and Resistance is a tiny petty squabble in the grand scheme of the galaxy
>rich warmongers just like making money from arms sales
>Light Side and Dark Side are artificial labels borne of religious dogma
>the two powerful special people decide they should stop being used by everyone and go do their own thing
But Disney wasn't ready to take even a single risk so they asked JJ to undo everything potentially interesting and bring back Palpatine for nostalgia. You can see it happening in real time at the end of Last Jedi, when Kylo offers Rey that deal you can feel the Disney execs stepping in and saying "NO! MAKE IT MORE FORMULAIC!" and then the whole ending is just standard Star Wars fare after that.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:33:00 AM No.211562271
>>211561816
All of that is retarded pseudointellectual bullshit that isn't explored in any depth, and falls apart when examined in any detail beyond 'capitalism bad'
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:34:02 AM No.211562305
>>211562271
It was a base that could have been built upon.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:36:23 AM No.211562442
>>211562305
>fuck the entire saga of this cultural icon
>instead let's build a new saga of critiquing capitalism
You'll go far in Hollywood