>mfw the carbon fiber hull is not seasoned enough
>>211553651 (OP)
why did they use a shitty 15$ general controller?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:02:21 PM
No.211553856
>>211560979
>>211553759
if it works it works
>>211553651 (OP)
What was going through his head as the sub exploded?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:06:51 PM
No.211554036
>>211559322
>>211563605
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:08:27 PM
No.211554108
>>211554906
>>211570000
>>211553759
what is your evidence that the controller was the cause of the implosion.
otherwise, he is vindicated.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:09:00 PM
No.211554139
>>211556811
>>211553759
what I wanna know is if he had backups and backups of the same controller or was he just hoping a single $15 controller from 20 years ago is good enough
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:09:30 PM
No.211554157
>watch a 1/3 scale test fail every single time
>decide to go ahead and get inside that shit anyway
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:10:15 PM
No.211554193
>>211553651 (OP)
>mfw the carbon fiber hull is not seasoned enough
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:14:31 PM
No.211554372
>>211553983
The Atlantic Ocean
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:18:03 PM
No.211554531
>>211553651 (OP)
my dick is this big
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:19:57 PM
No.211554630
>>211562167
>>211553759
he was a stockholder in logitech, so using anything else would be in conflict of interest
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:21:11 PM
No.211554688
>>211553759
Everything Iβve seen points to Rush being enamoured with the idea of shitting all over industry experts.
Experts say we need fine tuned controls? Lol, a game controller will do.
Carbon fibre is dangerous? Lol, just watch me do it anyway.
Tests indicate the sub will implode on the next dive? Lol, yolo.
>>211553759
QUICK HIT LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT UP DOWN UP DOWN B A STA-
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:22:03 PM
No.211554747
>>211554932
>>211555587
>>211553651 (OP)
I believe he did the initial testing of the Titan down to 4000meters alone. He may have been an idiot but he was not a coward.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:24:09 PM
No.211554869
>>211555051
>>211557499
Nothing wrong with using controllers to control things.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:24:42 PM
No.211554903
>>211562049
>>211553983
>the weight of this world..these paisans'. I'm tired of getting caught in all their safety regulations
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:24:43 PM
No.211554906
>>211557164
>>211554108
I didnt mention an implosion. I asked why they controlled a very expensive machine with the worst possible option.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:24:51 PM
No.211554915
>>211554742
if i was there, it wouldnt have gone down the way that it did. i would have brought my meltyblood fightstick and dodged all of the water pressure
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:25:03 PM
No.211554932
>>211554747
He didn't even get to 4000
He got to 3900 and got scared but then told everyone he meant to go to 3939 on purpose since it's the 39th dive
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:25:55 PM
No.211554979
Isn't carbon fiber only good to resist tensions anyways lol? I want to believe this guy wasn't a complete retard but have yet to see anything to the contrary.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:25:55 PM
No.211554980
>>211556088
>>211564970
>>211554695
okay but game controllers are fine, we use them for expensive drones. the problem is he picked a bargain bin controller from 20 years ago
Reminder that his sub was 1/10th the cost of Cameronβs sub and had successfully taken numerous passengers down to the titanic multiple times. The dude was an innovator.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:26:56 PM
No.211555051
>>211554869
can you not fucking read you stupid nigger?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:26:59 PM
No.211555052
>>211554695
That is the case. He wanted to prove everyone wrong and forgot that he actually needed to be right.
The cost was his life and his legacy stands with everyone believing him to be a retard.
>>211553759
What controller should he have used? NES Advantage maybe?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:30:16 PM
No.211555241
he was probably too lazy or cheap to do the proper maintenance
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:31:40 PM
No.211555313
>>211555404
>>211555021
but cameron is unfortunately alive while this dipshit turned into fish paste
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:33:20 PM
No.211555404
>>211555313
gabe newell and jamie boy were dabbing on this retarded red paste nigga all over the news hahaha
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:33:48 PM
No.211555421
>>211561198
>>211555215
good enough for lady liberty, its good enough for me
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:34:50 PM
No.211555470
>>211553651 (OP)
wypipo done season dey hulls
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:35:00 PM
No.211555482
>>211560679
>>211571689
>>211553651 (OP)
>This was a terrible, terrible tragedy and my heart goes out to their families. We can at least take solace in the fact that they were warned before the implosion occurred that the hull was about to experience catastrophic failure and they were thus fully aware of their imminent and instantaneous deaths, and were actively trying to escape this horrific fate because we know they dropped their ballasts in a futile attempt to frantically ascend to the surface. Pure, visceral fear and helplessness was surely felt by all. In fact, they undoubtedly could acoustically hear the hull delaminating in real time, regardless of the warning system. I can picture it in my brain. Imagine the camera panning up to the 19 year old's face as he looks to his father in their final moments of absolute existential dread. Cut to dolly track close up of Stockton Rush initiating the ballast release function, possibly screaming, we'll have to brainstorm that shot. Cut to outside the vessel with a full view of the implosion, minimal to no music or score playing for full effect. Anyways, terrible tragedy. Heart goes out to families.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:35:13 PM
No.211555496
>>211555215
worked for the Ghostbusters
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:35:18 PM
No.211555500
>>211556050
>>211555021
so he successfully made a disposable sub
his mistake was thinking it wasnt
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:35:31 PM
No.211555514
>>211553759
> why did they use a shitty 15$ general controller?
Should have bought a Gamesir.
>>211554747
he still might have been a coward anon, because he was such a fucking idiot, he didnβt comprehend that it could actually fail. He believed he was the main character, he had that retarded invincible feeling teenagers sometimes have. His entitled lifestyle never taught his retarded ass otherwise, and so he killed himself and some other gay faggots, because he was such a smug shit licking contrarian. Glad heβs dead.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:38:24 PM
No.211555695
>>211555587
he probably thought he could ride up on the bubbles
>>211553759
Probably battery life.
You can see in the docu he was originally using a PS3 controller, which lasts a couple dozen hours and doesn't have replaceable batteries. The Logitech controller he switched to can lasts >100 hours and uses standard AA batteries.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:43:10 PM
No.211555937
>>211557901
>>211553759
i use the same controller on my PC and it works good. He probably should have used the wired version though.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:44:55 PM
No.211556050
>>211555500
It was never disposable. Itβs made clear that even one of that sounds we hear in the documentary, even just the first one ever, could be the last. You can never tell when carbon fiber is gonna break eventually. Be it early or late.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:45:10 PM
No.211556065
>he thought a carbon fiber hull could resist water
>the water of the Atlantic ocean
based on what I've seen about the company I'm shocked something like this hadn't happened sooner with how slap dash the whole sub was
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:45:28 PM
No.211556088
>>211557901
>>211554980
your example is proof of you being wrong anon. Examine what you said, you used an βexpensiveβ drone as proof. Firstly the cost of it doesnβt matter. The government can just okay more spending at any time, itβs not like if they lose one they have to save up for another. Drones do not carry human lives. Drones are by their nature, disposable. Are there any commercial airlines flying 737βs using a ps5 controller? Fuck no there is not, controllers are not meant to protect your life.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:45:44 PM
No.211556096
>>211562184
if i were Stockton i would have made her head of the department of sex
I remember some other video said it wasn't the carbon fiber that failed, but the glue between the carbon fiber and the steel/glass window thing
So technically we still don't know if carbon fiber hulls are feasable
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:50:56 PM
No.211556357
This guy gave zero fucks, he was probably suicidal and wanted to die looking at his obsession, the Titanic. that's why he went with it despite Stockton's stupidity. kino death honestly
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:52:08 PM
No.211556414
>>211553651 (OP)
wypipo dun season dey food but dey season dey subs *skullface*
This guy gave zero fucks, he was probably suicidal and wanted to die looking at his obsession, the Titanic. that's why he went with it despite Stockton's stupidity. kino death honestly
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:52:36 PM
No.211556442
>>211556553
>>211557972
>>211553759
Memesters here keep saying it's a Logitech.
In fact, it's a SONY Dual Shock 2.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:53:58 PM
No.211556513
>>211564514
>>211556415
>PH looking at the Titanic while the sub was making popping noises non-stop
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:54:46 PM
No.211556553
>>211556614
>>211556442
No
>>211554742
It's a Logitech F710.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:55:10 PM
No.211556570
>can't have a discussion about this topic without autists obsessing over the controller every fucking thread
>>211556553
The documentary stated it was a SONY Dual Shock 2.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:56:34 PM
No.211556651
>>211556415
They didn't even get to see it sadly, as soon as the sensors went off he dropped the ballast before getting crushed.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:58:47 PM
No.211556811
>>211558103
>>211554139
They had a spare logitech, for what that's worth.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:01:11 AM
No.211556987
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:01:40 AM
No.211557021
>>211556614
Well it wasn't.
In much earlier footage in the documentary (before Titan was finished) he was using a PS3 controller (dunno if it was a Sixaxis or Dual Shock 3), but I never saw or heard them talk about a Dual Shock 2.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:01:55 AM
No.211557046
>>211556614
never seen any pics or official details about a sony controller being used but perhaps they used several controllers
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:03:57 AM
No.211557164
>>211554906
utterly irrelevant
name any other person who designed, built, and successfully piloted a fiberglass submarine to the depth of titanic?
he did, several times. nobody else has ever managed it.
how can you expect any mere mortal to explain his design choices any more than you can expect a normal person off the street to explain einsteins theory of relativity, maxwells unified wave equation, or magnetic atomic force.
also, everything has a life expectancy, unfotunately his invention exceeded its. there was no way anyone could have knows. he is a hero who gave his life to further scientific advancement. very few are prepared in the modern age, it's admirable that some still are.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:04:13 AM
No.211557183
>>211558220
>>211568257
>>211556193
I'd rather be in Jimbo's sub.
>>211554695
My pet theory is he believed in quantum suicide.
As long as he was on the sub he was fine in his own timeline.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:05:16 AM
No.211557243
>>211553651 (OP)
>alright guys hang on weβre going down to 4000ft
>also check out this tasty riff
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:07:07 AM
No.211557351
Did you see the controller he used?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:07:53 AM
No.211557393
>>211556193
That's how carbon fiber fails.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:08:08 AM
No.211557409
The controller is crazy
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:08:31 AM
No.211557445
>>211556193
The final report isn't out yet, but no, the hull was definitely fucked.
The audio monitoring systems' recording showed it was on the verge of failure after dive 80.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:09:08 AM
No.211557486
controller!
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:09:13 AM
No.211557494
>>211558234
>>211556193
If only there was some way to test it, perhaps on a smaller scale before you invest in a full scale submersible.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:09:17 AM
No.211557499
>>211554869
the life of everybody on board the ship doesn't depend on a single xbox controller to work.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:09:42 AM
No.211557522
>>211557968
>>211557223
Quantum suicide killed my waifu.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:10:09 AM
No.211557553
controller
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:10:37 AM
No.211557588
>>211557683
>>211557223
Wonder if McAfee is still alive in his timeline too.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:11:15 AM
No.211557629
The controller controlled the sub
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:11:20 AM
No.211557639
I'd like to present Oceangate's updated controller for the Titan Submersible 2.0
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:11:48 AM
No.211557680
>>211553983
>"i'm a genius!"
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:11:50 AM
No.211557683
>>211557747
>>211557588
Either it's true and everyone is alive in their own timeline or it isn't
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:12:49 AM
No.211557747
>>211557795
>>211557683
Did you know the sub was controlled by a logitech controller?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:13:31 AM
No.211557795
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:15:08 AM
No.211557901
>>211558064
>>211555887
bro a $50 xbox controller uses AA
>>211555937
sad
>>211556088
Im saying expensive equipment uses game controllers, but not the absolute cheapest ones. Why would you skimp out when youre carrying life? Retard
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:16:06 AM
No.211557968
>>211557522
haha butte hold
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:16:09 AM
No.211557972
>>211556442
>>211556614
holy fuck youre impressively fucking stupid
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:16:25 AM
No.211557993
>>211558111
>>211553651 (OP)
>*EEERRRRNNNN KA-BOOM-KAWA-BLUMPF
>Nothing to worry about, the hull's just condensing.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:16:57 AM
No.211558030
>>211558317
>>211560778
>>211557223
Unfortunately he's only fine in the timelines where he used an xbox controller.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:17:33 AM
No.211558064
>>211558327
>>211557901
>xbox controller
They were running linux, you don't want to be relying on hobbyist drivers at -4000m.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:17:47 AM
No.211558075
>>211563492
>>211557223
I don't like the quantum theory. At some point, you'll be so close to death because of natural circumstances or just having stretched out the timeline to its most extreme, that all you be doing is dying over and over and over in quick succession as you jump from one dimension/universe to the next
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:18:15 AM
No.211558103
>>211556811
Apparently a half dozen lives is what it's worth
>>211557993
At least they went quick.
My favorite part is when that ex Navy guy took over the controls from Rush because he got them stuck underneath the hull of another sunken ship and was about to hit it. Then Rush ended up just firing him after being embarrassed.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:19:05 AM
No.211558167
>>211553651 (OP)
>WOOP WOOP
>PULL UP, PULL UP
>RETARD, RETARD
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:19:54 AM
No.211558220
>>211564019
>>211557183
Even Jimbo's sub was malfunctioning when he got down there. The deep ocean is our last frontier, not the moon or mars.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:20:06 AM
No.211558232
>>211558567
>>211564044
>>211558135
The other guy seemed like he was a little too smug about it. I'd feel annoyed too as the hypothetical guy in charge
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:20:06 AM
No.211558234
>>211559237
>>211557494
They did test it on a small scale and it failed everytime lmao
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:21:16 AM
No.211558317
>>211558030
if he had used The Duke everything would've been fine
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:21:23 AM
No.211558327
>>211559245
>>211558064
>proprietary hardware? no, ill just use this proprietary hardware!
fuckin bozo
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:21:50 AM
No.211558351
>>211558111
Damn, the first one is crazy, it's easy to forget how dark it actually is down there.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:21:58 AM
No.211558358
>>211558872
I think we can at least all agree this proves jews did 9/11
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:23:08 AM
No.211558419
>>211561442
how many controls could a controller control if a controller could control controls?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:23:33 AM
No.211558449
He used a logitech controller to drive the sub
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:23:39 AM
No.211558452
The controller use was fine desu. What bothers me is that it was wireless only.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:24:28 AM
No.211558502
>>211555021
I'm sure you could make a commercial airplane 10x cheaper too by removing all safety redundancies
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:24:45 AM
No.211558516
did you guys know he used a logitech controller? I am a submarine and robotics expert with a PHD and that's a bad thing he should have paid $80 for a DS5 controller with haptic feedback
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:25:33 AM
No.211558567
>>211564044
>>211558135
>>211558232
Rush thought he was the alpha, the "big swinging dick" of his Oceangate company, but that guy was hiding his power level and Rush felt emasculated when that happened. Note how he said Rush never looked at him the same way since that event.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:26:29 AM
No.211558620
>>211558111
that's gotta hoit!
>>211558111
>I feel like I wouldβve survived the sub accident. This isnβt a joke. You always hear about those 1 in a million odds where people drive off a cliff and had 0.0000001% chance to survive but they miraculously did. Well I feel like Iβm that guy. Thereβs no real stats to back this up, I just know Iβve always been built different. Perhaps the implosion wouldβve left me an air bubble while I slowly floated to the top. Or I escape just in time through a crease and swim up quickly. In other words, I just feel like my odds, personally, wouldβve been different.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:30:35 AM
No.211558872
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:32:15 AM
No.211558973
>>211558628
why is Mark Wahlburg like this
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:32:48 AM
No.211559012
LOGITECH CONTROLLER. HE USED A LOGITECH CONTROLLER
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:33:13 AM
No.211559035
>>211558628
they all should have done nothing, sat down and listened to what the deep ones had to say, but that is what nobody did
Why didn't they just build an escape pod?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:34:14 AM
No.211559094
>>211559051
why didn't they just season they sub more
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:34:27 AM
No.211559111
x-box, get me safely to titanic and back!
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:34:33 AM
No.211559117
>>211555021
Great, so you can buy 10 deathtrap subs for the price of one real sub.
Bargain.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:36:18 AM
No.211559237
>>211558234
you can't just expect to understand the thoughts of a submersonian intelligence profile
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:36:24 AM
No.211559245
>>211558327
what?
logi controllers use standard drivers that are apart of linux's kernel. it's software that's baked in, reviewed, and maintained by a bunch of people.
ms controllers didn't (or still don't?) and need custom 3rd party drivers, which is often a 1 man project which could be buggy shit
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:36:28 AM
No.211559249
>>211572000
>>211559051
The escape pod was also made out of carbon fibre.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:36:30 AM
No.211559252
>>211555587
>he had that retarded invincible feeling teenagers sometimes have
He was an old money blue blood, they consider themselves a superior breed of person.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:37:24 AM
No.211559298
>>211559051
>Uh...this IS the escape pod
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:38:03 AM
No.211559322
>>211554036
Underrated post
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:38:49 AM
No.211559369
>>211553983
>"No! This can't be happening! I'm the one in control here! I can't die! I CAN'T-" *BOOM*
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:40:31 AM
No.211559470
>>211559587
>>211560202
>>211553759
the controller wasnt the issue
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:40:39 AM
No.211559481
>>211559552
>>211559051
Why didn't they just swim to the surface lol
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:40:54 AM
No.211559496
>>211553983
>I really should have listened to industry experts-
And he never got to finish the thought. His life, and the lives of the innocent passengers, ended without their comprehension.
Real talk: what would you have done differently in his situation?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:42:07 AM
No.211559552
>>211564180
>>211567137
>>211559481
Buoyancy works different that far down. Gravity increases and you canβt help but sink slowly to the bottom. Tragic and terrifying way to go.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:42:51 AM
No.211559587
>>211559634
>>211559470
>the controller wasnt the issue
why does the logitech damage control(irony) always show up in these threads?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:43:26 AM
No.211559613
>>211559547
Give up on submersible tourism and focus on remote control submersible technology. His design works for a cheap disposable sub. I donβt know what the sub industry is like, but surely he could find a niche.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:43:30 AM
No.211559618
>>211559547
When the carbon fiber samples failed the pressurized test to withstand the appropriate depths, I would have abandoned the false belief that it would ever work.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:43:42 AM
No.211559634
>>211559587
>2+2=3
>Funny how the 4 damage control always show up when you post that
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:44:20 AM
No.211559669
>>211559547
At what point? The earliest deviation for me is I would've never gone full scale until I had a working small scale first.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:44:24 AM
No.211559677
>>211561842
>>211559547
I wouldn't have done anything. I would have listened to the submarine, and that's what no one did.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:44:35 AM
No.211559688
>>211559836
Admit it. You wish there were 4k video footage of the entire sequence of events from the hull popping getting louder and louder to every piece of organism turning into red mist.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:44:37 AM
No.211559691
>>211559547
I wouldn't do anything I would listen and that's what no one did
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:44:44 AM
No.211559698
>>211560250
>>211555887
But why use wireless controllers at all? That's just another potential point of failure.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:46:29 AM
No.211559810
HE CROSSED THE LOGITECH LINE.
HE CROSSED THE LOGITECH LINE.
HE'S A FUCKING-
>*REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:46:56 AM
No.211559836
>>211559688
Yeah. The footage of Rush doing a test only a few hundred feet down and hearing it popping and cracking was kino.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:48:17 AM
No.211559919
>>211560637
>>211556193
>So technically we still don't know if carbon fiber hulls are feasable
No one's ever getting in one again.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:49:02 AM
No.211559968
>>211563796
>>211553759
>the only thing normgroids learned from the entire event is "LMAO CHEAP CONTROLLER"
this entire planet needs to be nuked
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:49:18 AM
No.211559982
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:50:44 AM
No.211560075
>>211560369
>>211556614
the documentary was just wrong then, it was a dualshock 3, and it was probably replaced with a cheapo logitech because dualshock 3s have ass battery life and can be a pain to get working properly on a computer
>>211553759
Made of japanese steel
why don't they just make submarines out of diamond?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:52:43 AM
No.211560192
>>211560101
kino sequel bait
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:53:07 AM
No.211560202
>>211559470
Yes it was, he tried to surface but the Logitech control panel had the y axis inverted so he actually went deeper.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:54:08 AM
No.211560250
>>211559698
Dunno. Was probably just him trying to make it look [his definition of] cool/relatable.
Though wireless is extremely reliable. Specially when using 2.4GHz instead of Bluetooth which can be susceptible to interference with too many other Bluetooth devices nearby (which that could also explain the switch from the PS3 controller (BT) to the Logitech (2.4GHz)).
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:54:13 AM
No.211560255
>>211560101
logitech stocks jumped up several points after this stupid ass post
>>211558111
>brain pain response
>150ms
holy LAG
we need to upgrade our brain specs this absurd
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:55:47 AM
No.211560369
>>211560075
DS3βs either last 10 years or 10 minutes. Nobody knows what the fuck is going on at Sonyβs quality control.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:55:51 AM
No.211560375
>>211560313
our eyes can only see up to 30 frames a second, which is bullshit cause whenever i play videogames i can definitely see higher frame rates and when it lags i get fucking pissed off
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:56:19 AM
No.211560401
>>211560447
>>211560513
>>211560188
anon, what are diamonds made out of?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:56:56 AM
No.211560433
>>211560188
Too ostentatious. Poseidon would be angry.
>>211558628
>kek at this
>remember that a jeet just recently walked out of an exploding plane after it crashed and got out with minor injuries while everyone else was burnt to a crisp
>mfw
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:57:11 AM
No.211560447
>>211560401
carbo- oh shit
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:57:24 AM
No.211560464
>>211560313
Itβs for our own good because nature knows we are retarde.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:57:25 AM
No.211560465
>>211560188
They originally made it out of mattress but it took a crane to get it out of the pool
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:58:25 AM
No.211560513
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:00:40 AM
No.211560637
>>211559919
No one's ever making one again.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:01:19 AM
No.211560679
>>211555482
Beyond based and could totally see Cameron saying this
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:02:03 AM
No.211560721
Who is a blonde bimbo he wanted to make a sub pilot?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:02:43 AM
No.211560767
>>211560938
This dude somehow convinced 4 other people to go deep underwater with him, in a submersible that was basically just 2 bathtubs glued together, and they all basically got blended into meat pasted together
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:02:51 AM
No.211560776
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:02:51 AM
No.211560778
>>211558030
but only the Gears of War 3 special edition controller
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:05:35 AM
No.211560938
>>211560767
>convinced
They fucking PAID
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:06:17 AM
No.211560979
>>211561061
>>211553856
Until it doesn't
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:06:22 AM
No.211560987
The whole part of him showing his sub off to the Dicovery guy and everything doesnβt work but he shrugs it off
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:07:20 AM
No.211561039
>>211561142
>>211560435
He was hit by a train instantly after being released from the hospital.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:07:43 AM
No.211561061
>>211560979
hey, you cant make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. sucks for the kid though, he just wanted to play fortnite
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:08:16 AM
No.211561090
>>211561169
>>211562393
>>211553651 (OP)
Another cheapskate billionare who got exactly what he paid for.
I'm glad his autistic step son won the life insurance lottery with his pointless death.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:09:15 AM
No.211561134
>>211561279
>>211560435
That's orders of magnitude more likely than someone surviving the sub disaster
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:09:17 AM
No.211561136
>>211561249
imagine being trapped in a submarine and the two indians next to you just eat spicy vindaloo curry
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:09:29 AM
No.211561142
>>211561039
made me look award
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:09:58 AM
No.211561169
>>211561308
>>211561090
You can tell that he didn't like his father
I've known narcissists like Stockton before, they are almost always abusive and/or neglectful of their children
When he died, his son probably sighed like a huge weight was lifted off his shoulders
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:10:26 AM
No.211561198
>>211555421
Go to bed grandpa. It's 2025, we eat ass now.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:11:03 AM
No.211561231
is the logitech meme true
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:11:22 AM
No.211561249
>>211561352
>>211561136
The toilet was a bucket behind a curtain.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:12:02 AM
No.211561279
>>211561134
Yeah if a plane goes down it'll hit the ground and you might just be lucky enough to be in the seat that allows you to live. Subs are just game over.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:12:44 AM
No.211561308
>>211561368
>>211561169
He was his step-father AKA an asshole who fucked his mom and ate all his snacks.
I had two different step fathers and they were fucking useless. At least the kid got a fat pay out.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:13:44 AM
No.211561352
>>211561249
Even more cheapskate billionaires who signed up because they were offered 50% off the regular price.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:13:56 AM
No.211561359
>>211561450
>>211558111
Why didn't he just make the entire sub out of the endcap material?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:14:07 AM
No.211561368
>>211561308
Oh god, a narcissist as a stepfather is even worse, they treat their own kids like shit, imagine how they treat other peoples' kids
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:15:45 AM
No.211561442
>>211558419
Hello, bacon narwhal friend
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:15:50 AM
No.211561450
>>211561620
>>211562641
>>211561359
They're extremely heavy (important when transporting and deploying) and expensive.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:17:18 AM
No.211561526
>>211553983
lil bros' anus
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:18:26 AM
No.211561588
Someone please make an OceanGate themed edit of the Anthony Bordain "have a negroni. have two" copypasta
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:18:34 AM
No.211561595
White people don't season dey subs
>>211561450
Carbon fiber isn't cheap though. Unless you cut corners
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:19:19 AM
No.211561631
>>211553651 (OP)
>hey you know that thing is incredibly dangerous?
>shut the fuck up you old white male, youβre fired!
>sandjeeta keep up the good work
Got what he deserved.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:20:42 AM
No.211561689
>>211561620
It's a hell of a lot cheaper than stupidly thick acrylic.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:23:58 AM
No.211561842
>>211559677
Underrated post
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:26:12 AM
No.211561937
>>211561977
>>211566732
What gets me is the guy wasnβt a complete moron. He was an ivy league engineer. How was he in such denial. When hulk cracks not even reaching the desired depth, how does he not recess shit but instead build the exact same thing and think it will work this time
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:26:51 AM
No.211561972
>>211563504
>Stockton Rush
>kills himself and a couple others instantly through incompetence in a toy sub
>endless /tv/ threads
Meanwhile:
>Peter Madsen
>created a far more awesome sub
>uses it as his mobile murder/rape dungeon
>multiple documentaries
>zero /tv/ acclaim
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:27:05 AM
No.211561977
>>211561937
Because he had shareholders and deadlines
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:27:49 AM
No.211562018
>>211567550
My uncle worked on subs back in the 80s-90s. He said the rape situation is beyond prison tier. There's literally nowhere to go due to the water, so guys are getting raped literally daily.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:28:36 AM
No.211562049
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:28:48 AM
No.211562057
>>211554695
He tried to become the Elon Musk of the submersible industry pretty much.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:30:42 AM
No.211562152
Delicious.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:30:51 AM
No.211562167
>>211562264
>>211554630
Other way around, dum dum
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:31:19 AM
No.211562184
>>211556096
>I was bolting people in.
No you weren't.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:32:46 AM
No.211562251
>>211562489
why didn't they make the entire sub one big logitech controller?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:32:54 AM
No.211562264
>>211562287
>>211562167
they found the controller, in working condition no less.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:33:25 AM
No.211562287
>>211562323
>>211562264
No, they fucking didn't.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:34:27 AM
No.211562323
>>211562650
>>211562287
were you there?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:35:41 AM
No.211562393
>>211561090
>Hey, cutie, I just became a millionaire AND the house is going to be empty this weekend!
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:36:58 AM
No.211562471
>>211565831
>>211558111
all the blood and gore was not fucking necessary
it's a documentary not a heckin ebic horror film
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:37:23 AM
No.211562489
>>211562251
Would have been too heavy to surface
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:40:22 AM
No.211562641
>>211561620
Estimates for the cost of the Titan are <$1m, meanwhile something like
>>211561450 that can do 4000m depths costs ~$20-40m.
The price difference is quite staggering, and it would've been quite commendable if he had pulled it off.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:40:29 AM
No.211562650
>>211562732
>>211562844
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:40:42 AM
No.211562661
>-ACK
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:41:03 AM
No.211562689
>>211566142
>>211566450
>>211556415
>When asked why he was shilling Oceangate despite being THE expert in submarine tours to the Titanic he said:
>"I have had a long and successful carreer, now I am old. If my name gives security to the project then I'm happy."
Lmao this French fuck was trying to die in a glorious way instead of wasting away in a nursing home. He knew it was all bullshit but didn't give a fuck about the other passengers.
Imagine if Walt Disney put his name on random Chinese rollercoasters that broke every single safety regulation and actually rode them during his final years.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:41:46 AM
No.211562732
>>211562650
i humbly concede and formally retract my statement
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:42:04 AM
No.211562744
>>211559547
I dunno, I suppose he needed to make money ultimately which was his undoing. I would have just kept stress testing the sub from a higher depth, e.g. 2000 metres. Find out how many times I can go down and up until it snaps.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:42:11 AM
No.211562750
>>211560101
DUNUN DUN DUN DUN DUNUN DUN DUN DUN
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:42:43 AM
No.211562788
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:43:35 AM
No.211562835
>>211563135
>>211564854
>>211561620
He got it from Boeing for cheap because it was past its shelf life. Not joking, it's in the doc.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:43:44 AM
No.211562844
>>211562650
wow impressive
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:45:43 AM
No.211562953
>>211553651 (OP)
i love that these threads will forever be /tv/-related now
thanks netflix! get fucked jannies
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:46:18 AM
No.211562991
>>211563164
>>211558111
should have built the sub out of crab shells, these buckos live up to miles below the surface.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:48:59 AM
No.211563135
>>211563466
>>211564854
>>211562835
>Rush told the Travel Weekly editor-in-chief that the carbon fibre had been sourced at a discount from Boeing because it was too old for use in the company's airplanes.[17]
>Boeing stated they have no records of any sale to Rush or to OceanGate.[18]
Sorry, I'd even believe a corporation over Stockton Rush.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:49:01 AM
No.211563137
>>211567871
>>211558628
"STOCKTONMELLA CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE HATC-"
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:49:42 AM
No.211563164
>>211562991
now having a giant crab submarine would be so damn cool. these guys are tasty and funny
Why didn't they have scuba gear in the sub in case of a hull breach? Scuba tanks sren't that expensive. Sure, it would be cramped with everyone wearing them but they'd be alive today if they wore them.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:53:00 AM
No.211563363
>>211563472
>>211563269
The pressure literally disintegrated their bodies.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:53:11 AM
No.211563378
>>211559547
realize I'm already a billionaire heir from a family that goes back to two founding fathers so I really don't need to prove anything to anyone anymore.
If I still suffer from the ego and narcizism this retard had I could do something more feasible like becoming real life batman or do what Musk did with less money and start pushing my face in all media outlets to somehow become recognized and respected. Anything makes more sense than traveling in a carbon fibre paper bin to see rusted metal that's only famous because Kate WInslet sucked Leo's dick in a movie about it 31 years ago.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:53:26 AM
No.211563390
>>211563587
>>211563269
Jokes on you, they did have scuba tanks on board. Enough to last 5 people 4 days.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:53:33 AM
No.211563399
>>211563269
Why isn't everyone in their own tiny individual submarines inside a mothership submarine? Redundancy saves lives
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:54:32 AM
No.211563450
>>211564690
i watched both the Netflix and Discovery documentaries
i loved seeing his smug flustered reactions whenever his stupid little toys didn't work as expected. you just know he took it out on some young "mission specialist" when the cameras weren't rolling.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:54:49 AM
No.211563466
>>211565917
>>211563135
>sourced at a discount
>they have no records
Dumpster diving?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:54:57 AM
No.211563472
>>211563363
They have helium tanks for that.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:55:19 AM
No.211563492
>>211558075
it's a science fiction idea, not a theory. It imbues consciousness with magic properties that science fags deny.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:55:31 AM
No.211563504
>>211561972
To be fair the popularity and media frenzy around the oceangate disaster was a highly inorganic red herring meant to clog up the news cycle in July 2023 and keep you from noticing actually important events going on around that time.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:56:20 AM
No.211563566
>>211567024
Did they deserve it for their hubris?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:56:38 AM
No.211563587
>>211569650
>>211563390
But they weren't wearing them, the tanks were just sitting there. And knowing Stockton, the tanks were probably empty.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:56:45 AM
No.211563593
>oceangate.com
i miss them bros. who can resurrect them and carry on stockton's legacy?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:56:57 AM
No.211563605
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:58:34 AM
No.211563681
>>211560313
I want to get a seizure from over-stimulation
There is a reason that lag exists
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:00:40 AM
No.211563796
>>211559968
it's just really fucking funny that they were using the controller you give to a friend when you can't afford an extra one of the 1st party controllers.
I'm sure it wasn't the cause of the problems, it's just really telling they didn't pony up the extra $20 for a better controller.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:00:49 AM
No.211563801
>>211558135
The best part of the testimonials desu. That guy didn't take any bullshit.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:04:38 AM
No.211564019
>>211558220
>deep ocean is the last place on earth with proved gigantism
>not only giant acquatic mammals exhibit intelligence on par with apes, but other animals like octopuses were found to be exceptionally intelligent
>deep sea creatures live to hundreds of years
yeah we won't like what we'll find there
Cameron will wake up cthullu and cause the end of the world
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:05:07 AM
No.211564044
>>211558135
>>211558232
>>211558567
Rush thought he was more masculine and alpha than some literal special forces combat diver with decades of sub and underwater operations experience and sperged out when the guy refused to let him kill them all but instead took the heckin' xbox controller out of his hands.
Does the delusion of this nigga know no bounds? That's like walking up to prime Arnold and getting mad when he saves you from a bench that even he could barely lift and would crush your head.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:07:43 AM
No.211564180
>>211559552
Just kick off the ocean floor, skill issue.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:10:01 AM
No.211564299
>>211554742
He must have missed the trip codes when everything went out.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:13:54 AM
No.211564514
>>211565362
>>211565945
>>211556513
>>211553983
The sub was made with carbon fiber, there was no popping or any screeching before being atomized by the ocean like in a titanium/steel hull. They were all probably looking at some screen or talking to each other and the next millisecond they were red paste going on every direction.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:16:03 AM
No.211564641
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:17:11 AM
No.211564690
>>211566968
>>211563450
>you just know he took it out on some young "mission specialist" when the cameras weren't rolling.
Knowing the kind of old money ivy league arrogant douchebag he was, he did for sure. Narcissist assholes like him always take it out on someone else who's in a weaker position.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:20:26 AM
No.211564854
>>211564996
>>211553983
It imploded you dummy. The literal opposite of explode.
>>211555587
This, Stockton Rush needs to be stop being pitied as some sort of misunderstood Icarus who flew a little too close to the sun and seen for what he was, a grifter and a goddamned murderer.
>>211562835
>>211563135
Probably got it secondhand, as in Boeing sold it to a third-party and it was resold to Oceangate without their involvement.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:22:20 AM
No.211564970
>>211554980
Crazy to think if had used an official licensed controller this would have never happened.
>>211564854
>This post has been brought to you by the pregnant anne frank gang
Why are white people like this?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:23:19 AM
No.211565011
Realistically speaking, what are the odds someone farted and they were stuck smelling farts up to the last moment before they disintegrated? Horrific...
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:23:23 AM
No.211565015
>>211555215
I had one of these the turbo broke.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:24:59 AM
No.211565104
>>211565152
>>211564996
Only white people (Southern US) can save pregnant Anne Frank
>>211565104
Stay away from children
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:27:20 AM
No.211565236
>>211565554
>>211566224
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:29:14 AM
No.211565341
>>211565377
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:29:34 AM
No.211565362
>>211564514
>The sub was made with carbon fiber, there was no popping or any screeching
Yeah there was, the carbon fiber was popping like mad when it went down low, as the fibers snapped. Watch the docu or at least some vids of tests/dives.
They also dumped the emergency ballasts before it imploded, so something big happened just before and they knew they were fucked.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:29:50 AM
No.211565377
>>211565952
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:30:47 AM
No.211565438
>>211565152
>implying I'm 21
>implying I have a beard
>implying I'm I*ish
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:33:12 AM
No.211565554
>>211566323
>>211566359
>>211564996
>>211565152
>>211565236
QRD? New e-celeb on Epstein's list?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:34:14 AM
No.211565610
>>211553651 (OP)
There was nothing that we could do about it. The Titan was a made man, and Stockton wasn't. And we had to sit still and take it. It was among the submarines. It was real subaquatic shit.
>those kids weren't on the sub were they?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:36:12 AM
No.211565717
>>211565642
White people are satanic
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:36:39 AM
No.211565744
>>211561620
Pretty sure he said is idea was to recoup costs through logistics rather than the pure build of the sub being cheaper. Carbon fiber is a lot less heavy than other sub stuff, so would make transporting a lot cheaper.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:37:34 AM
No.211565796
>>211565642
Chris wanted to send their corpses to the moon, but he was thinking in the wrong direction. He would have gotten away with it if he send them to the bottom of the ocean instead.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:38:11 AM
No.211565831
>>211562471
there's a skeleton immersed in blood inside you at this very moment anon
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:39:57 AM
No.211565911
>>211565642
MEMES ARE COLLIDING.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:40:03 AM
No.211565917
>>211563466
Probably a Pajeet sold it to him.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:40:43 AM
No.211565945
>>211564514
>atomized by the ocean
I think that's the craziest part of this whole thing. the fact that the mechanical friction of their own cells collapsing was probably hot enough to convert their bodies into super heated plasma while still alive and conscious
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:40:55 AM
No.211565952
>>211565377
he didn't fly so good
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:42:55 AM
No.211566061
>>211565642
>last time I saw those kids was in a barrel shaped object filled with liquid. Could have very well been this sub. Cops should look into this. So anyways, I'll have a bbq tomorrow.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:44:07 AM
No.211566119
>>211560313
The brain has no pain receptors.
That number means it's the amount of time it takes for the signal of pain to reach your brain.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:44:24 AM
No.211566142
>>211556415
>>211562689
According to the documentary his daughter is now trying to sue the company in 50 million for murder
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:46:08 AM
No.211566224
>>211564996
>>211565236
>>211565152
My parents are gonna KILL ME!!!
>>211565554
A pedo went to a house to meet up with an 11 year old so he could 69 with her while wearing his piss and shit covered diaper. He meets the girl's "mother" and shits in the diaper while talking to her. Then he gets busted by the pedo hunters. They call the cops and the cops are Chads who bully him while he's sitting in his own shit having a nervous breakdown because he's already been in trouble for this once before. They then make him stand up and take it off for evidence and people in the room start dry heaving. He reaches for something to wipe his ass with but the cop pushes him down and makes him just wear shorts while shit is caked on his ass. Meanwhile the pedo hunters are watching and laughing while recording it. It's pretty fucking funny.
https://gofile.io/d/GPk3nC
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:49:04 AM
No.211566359
>>211566650
>>211565554
new season of Internet Pedo Hunter Dudebros goes pretty hard
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:50:50 AM
No.211566450
>>211567974
>>211562689
>>When asked why he was shilling Oceangate despite being THE expert in submarine tours to the Titanic he said:
Did you even see the documentary? This guy didn't even know what Carbon Fiber is. He's FRENCH! He was the expert in giving tours not engineering. He likely has a decently high IQ but French people are dumb as fuck about Science. A German would never do that.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:53:29 AM
No.211566587
>>211566719
>>211560435
Thats wayyyyy different anon.
in WWII with millions of airmen in the sky we have TWO documented instances of airmen surviving a 10,000 foot drop with no parachute, one soviet one American,
that means there is probably like a 1 in 20,000 or 1 in 50,000 chance of surviving a no chute drop.
Being crushed by a gorillion gigatons of sea pressure you have ZERO fucking percent chance to survive. Unless there is some sort of volcanic airpocket that erupts at the same time as your sub collapse you are screwed
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:54:34 AM
No.211566645
>>211567309
>>211570069
>>211553651 (OP)
Someone should build airbags to reverse-pressurize the implosive compression. Like Reactive Armor and reverse of Implosion Bomb.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:54:44 AM
No.211566650
>>211567786
>>211566323
>>211566359
Who the fuck still falls for sting operations anymore? You gotta be dumb as rocks to fall for the "I'm 12 years old and I totally want to suck your dick" grift
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:56:16 AM
No.211566719
>>211566587
>Unless there is some sort of volcanic airpocket
So in other words
>you are almost guaranteed to die falling out of a plane
>you are almost guaranteed to die in an imploding sub
Thank you for agreeing with us
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:56:30 AM
No.211566732
>>211561937
>He was an ivy league engineer.
He was gifted a degree for being born into an old money family. In the documentary, the actual engineer he hired said Stockton didn't understand basic engineering concepts.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:57:05 AM
No.211566765
>>211553651 (OP)
so how fast was the implosion and did they feel it
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:58:21 AM
No.211566819
>>211566323
I know some vigilantes have done this (and in some cases fucked up badly) but whenever I read about these sick fucks I wish the cops would have the authority to perform field executions
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:00:50 AM
No.211566968
>>211564690
In the netflix doc, when they found a crack in the first sub, he took the head of engineering out to lunch and said "One of us is going to pay for this, and it's not going to be me", and then fired him.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:01:58 AM
No.211567024
>>211563566
Hugh Briss was on the sub?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:04:12 AM
No.211567137
>>211559552
Boyle's law, that was definitely an interesting aspect on my first 30m depth dive, just how much more air you consume/use just to maintain neutral buoyancy compared to 5-15m depth.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:04:35 AM
No.211567156
>>211556415
guy was based af
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:05:32 AM
No.211567205
>>211566323
>They call the cops and the cops are Chads who bully him while he's sitting in his own shit having a nervous breakdown because he's already been in trouble for this once before. They then make him stand up and take it off for evidence and people in the room start dry heaving. He reaches for something to wipe his ass with but the cop pushes him down and makes him just wear shorts while shit is caked on his ass. Meanwhile the pedo hunters are watching and laughing while recording it. It's pretty fucking funny.
kino
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:07:07 AM
No.211567261
>When Stockton looked out the window as he's shitting
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:08:03 AM
No.211567304
>>211567563
>>211567620
Why didnβt an Ivy League engineer know what apparently every engineering major knows about carbon fiber? I donβt get it. What was his angle? He knew he needed different materials
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:08:10 AM
No.211567309
>>211566645
>Pressure at 3800m depth is appx. 38.6MPa
So you'd need the equivalent of 125kg of TNT going off right next to you.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:09:54 AM
No.211567391
>muh ivy leagues
The ivy leagues arenβt really known for the STEM schools. Itβs not surprising that they produced this guy.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:10:46 AM
No.211567440
Why didn't they just punch the walls the moment it collapsed thereby reversing the implosion?
Why is it so hard to make a sub that can get to 4000 meters while also housing more than just 1-3 people? Seems kind of shitty that we donβt have the tech.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:13:04 AM
No.211567550
>>211562018
>shit that doesn't happen
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:13:17 AM
No.211567563
>>211567620
>>211567304
Because he probably bought his degree and didn't know shit about engineering.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:14:19 AM
No.211567611
>>211567692
>>211567504
We do have the tech it just costs a lot of money so it's not worth it. But I'd rather scientists spend their time and money exploring the depths of the ocean rather than space where there's literally nothing.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:14:23 AM
No.211567615
>>211567504
>durrr that's shitty. all you guys are so stupid! if I just thought about it for a bit, I could do it. but that's boring so I'm not gonna
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:14:31 AM
No.211567620
>>211567304
The only way it would work financially is if the sub is very light, transporting a non-implodable sub would be too expensive because they're much bigger and heavier.
>>211567563
The documentary basically says as much.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:15:08 AM
No.211567648
>>211567504
you know the cheap fast good triangle?
he picked cheap and fast
then it turned him into salsa
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:15:49 AM
No.211567692
>>211567788
>>211570336
>>211567611
You literally have no idea what's up there. Scientists are discovering all sorts of new shit all the time out in the solar system. And there's still plenty to analyze and explore of the outer planets and moons such as Europa which tada, has an ocean that mya have life.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:17:58 AM
No.211567786
>>211566650
They mostly catch like actually mentally disabled people and the dumbest people alive
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:18:01 AM
No.211567788
>>211567937
>>211568397
>>211567692
Space exploration takes too long and is too dangerous for humans. Deep water exploration however is relatively safe and could yield a shitton of immediate rewards for human civilization.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:19:46 AM
No.211567871
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:20:59 AM
No.211567937
>>211568118
>>211567788
Space exploration is actually way safer in the long run - if you die in outer space your body just freezes and on a long enough timeline the odds a future human or alien civilization finds and revives you is pretty good. Meanwhile one thing fails in the ocean and you get instantly turned into fish food
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:21:35 AM
No.211567974
>>211566450
>but French people are dumb as fuck about Science
guess who invented that shit.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:21:42 AM
No.211567980
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:24:31 AM
No.211568118
>>211567937
lol wut? Even if the tin cans we send into space donβt malfunction they still barely protect our astronauts from radiation. Also remember that long term zero g exposure cripples humans. The deep sea is much safer in comparison but it also isnβt as βinterestingβ to plebes and leftshits. Also letβs not forget the cost of launching a rocket I put into space. Thatβs huge. Now compare that to sinking a sub down to 4000 meters. All you need is something that is really heavy and viola you are down there in a couple hours.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:27:26 AM
No.211568257
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:30:59 AM
No.211568397
>>211568450
>>211569062
>>211567788
The ocean is a dead end, the only way forward for humanity is to conquer the galaxy.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:32:31 AM
No.211568450
>>211568844
>>211568397
>galaxy
Bitch it takes us like 8 months to get to Mars provided we launch at the right time of the year.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:36:54 AM
No.211568628
>be billionaire
>set up a ransom of 1 billion dollars for the design and construction of a 4000m sub for under 1m dollars
>contestants have 999 million dollars of R&D budget
>winner gets 1 billion dollars
>make hundreds of billions back from democratized deep sea exploration and push science 100 years
If I were a billionaire we would be exploring other galaxies by now
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:41:59 AM
No.211568844
>>211568450
Well, we haven't a moment to lose
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:46:34 AM
No.211569018
>>211565642
holy fuck, lmao
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:46:39 AM
No.211569021
>>211555215
The power glove
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:47:39 AM
No.211569062
>>211569412
>>211568397
there's fuck all out there anon. There's no oil in other planets because there weren't dinosaurs in them. Anything we find in abundance will become cheaper and cause economical collapse here
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:52:49 AM
No.211569255
>>211553759
Honestly there was nothing wrong with using an off the shelf controller (preferably not wireless).
Its a pretty tried and tested means of being able to control something 360 degrees through both axes.
The military used 360 controllers for their drones.
All those subs are pretty much fly by wire because if you had actual mechanical joints those are just more places and joints much more likely to fail than a big solid piece of milled steel or tungsten or whatever they're using these days.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:56:02 AM
No.211569412
>>211569062
>There's no oil in other planets
You don't really need oil, and there are plenty of hydrocarbons that occur naturally that you can use to turn into petrochemicals.
If titan wasn't in Saturn's gravity well it would be a fine place to refine the hydrocarbons the planet is lousy with. You could do it, but its really hard to get up enough speed to reach saturn's escape velocity.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:01:49 AM
No.211569650
>>211563587
scuba tanks are always empty, anon
that's kinda the point
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:10:38 AM
No.211570000
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:11:51 AM
No.211570069
>>211566645
and the what?
you just start swimming?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:18:09 AM
No.211570336
>>211567692
>You literally have no idea what's up there
There's no life so who gives as hit.
>woaw look at this rock that's slightly different than the one here!!
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:37:07 AM
No.211571182
watching this while high with my faggot bΞΏyfriend was crazy tense
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:46:55 AM
No.211571631
>>211555021
He invited a suicide booth that works some of the time.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:48:14 AM
No.211571689
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:55:24 AM
No.211572000