He's not as funny as he thinks he is

>>211557091 (OP)
Idk the whole mental hospital thing is pretty funny

>>211557091 (OP)
Is he out after all the Romania sex traffic thing?

rags status?

>wife dumps you in the psych ward of your local county hospital
>large black roommate tells you to suck his dick
>don't yell or protest or try to fight him, just start sucking him off
>I WAS RAPED GUYS!

I don't know about you but I'd much rather get my ass kicked than suck a cock.

>>211557091 (OP)
He is onions incarnate. Can't say a single straight sentence, he has to inject some reddit joke or turn of phrase to try to make it funny. Also shaved his head despite only being NW3 because its manly to not care, or something.

About to watch, will it be kino?

>>211557091 (OP)
not funny haha, funny queer

>>211557091 (OP)
the second he deviated from his regular formula of just fucking showing people how to cook shit to trying to be a comedian is when he became unwatchable, fuck him. fuck alvin too, fucking dry as fuck boring ass motherfucker who tried too hard be funny like babish and failed miserably. fuck the both of them for giving alvin all the interesting anime food too, I wanted to watch those videos but I'd rather smash my head off a wall than suffer his horseshit

>>211557091 (OP)
This faggot legit got raped and it's hilarious

>>211557091 (OP)
>2022 was, by a wide margin, the worst year of my life. After New Years, my wonderful friends saw fit to give me a ‘work intervention’, as I had been producing 2 episodes per week in the 18 months since COVID lockdowns, and it was destroying me. I finally believed them upon experiencing a mental health crisis in February when, after not sleeping for 4 days, I found myself ranting combatively and nonsensically to Sawyer and Brad. During a moment of (relative) clarity, I checked myself into a hospital - my thinking was that they would sedate me. There, I was instead admitted to the mental health ward, where I was attacked and sexually assaulted by another patient. When I checked myself out in the morning, between the borderline manic episode and newfound trauma, I hardly knew what was real anymore. I decided to enter a rehab facility, where I spent the month of March undergoing therapy and slowly coming to terms with what had happened (this is why I disappeared for a month last year).

>>211557595
he was never good
watch brian lagerstrom instead

>>211557091 (OP)
Try getting raped and still acting like a clown and get back to me.

>>211558027
Holy shit what a retard

>>211557354
uhhh bab.. I don't think this video is a good idea since ya know.. your recent happening

>>211557834
>>211558051
He willingly sucked a dick without protest. If you think that's rape you probably are one of those feckless cucks who don't believe in free will.

>>211558027
>can't handle your emotions
>have a manic episode by overworking yourself
>decide to admit yourself to a loony bin
>get non-stop ass raped
>check yourself at a rehab clinic for seconds

>>211557091 (OP)
Just stay in the kitchen, bald drug addict

ENTER

>>211558183
Where's the source he sucked a cock. I figured some crazy schizo just jumped on top of him and pozzed his ass

>>211558273
Once you realize Adam is a failed community college professor his personality makes a lot more sense.

>>211557309
did his wife actually fuck him over? I don't understand why he would need to make 100 videos a year when he should be raking in money with his other merch.

>>211557595
>the second he deviated from his regular formula of just fucking showing people how to cook shit to trying to be a comedian is when he became unwatchable
The new formula wouldn't be bad if he wasn't trying to be a happy-go-lucky comedian

>>211557091 (OP)
DUDE GOT FROST BURN

sonic the hedgehog looking motherfucker

>>211558027
>go to that reddit post
>every comment is some redditor sharing their own raped story

Is this why everyone on Reddit is such a fag?

ENTER

>>211558273
God I hate how he always tries hard to be the most intelligent man in the room. His voice, inflections, everything about his speech patterns is just annoying. And the funniest thing is he's so easily butthurt about everything on the internet. He made a video where he said that commenting on someone's physique on the internet is not acceptable https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x9CigwU6dM.
Or this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwAPwbcq5GQ&t=1s, where he complained about some user using AI to copy his style, obviously in a joking manner but Adam took it seriously. The fact that he always posts a lengthy comment under his videos to address all the things his viewers might ask shows how insecure he is

>>211557309
Not what happened at all

Dude was a coke and meth head who got talked to by his friends after a 3 or 4 day bender told he had a problem. He went to the hospital to score some drugs and instead was put in the pysch ward where he sucked some dick for more coke. When he sobered up he felt shame, went home, told his wife he was raped and she dumped his aids having ass

He then wrote a puff piece on reddit about how he was SO STRESSED making a video a week that he hadn't slept for five days and his friends were worried and convinvced him to get help so he went to the hospital to get sedated and was sexually assaulted then mocked by his gf who left him

dude's a fucking drug addict brazilian

>>211558486
if i were guts, it wouldnt have gone down the way that it did. there would have been a lot of cum in someone elses bussy

>>211558457
>le solidarity
>le upvotes
>le pity farming

Are the rumors true?

>>211558313
read this post: >>211558027
Realize he is lying, he didn't go four days without sleeping because of 'stress' from making a few 15 minute videos a week - it was from coke and meth.

And no one "Goes to the hospital to be sedated" unless they are drug seeking. He sucked a dick for some coke and regretted it

Is getting raped that bad? I'm not even meme'ing. Is it really that traumatizing or is it like getting mugged/beaten up

>>211558804
You should try it

KWAB

>>211558769
Yes, the man admitted it himself

>>211558794
Yea now that you mentioned it it all does sound fabricated

>>211558759
>>211558457
hahahah holy shit what the fuck is with redditoids:

After our "Being With" episode, and your incredible gifts, I was able to finally have a comfortable life. Everything improved. I had reliable transportation, a pass to my favorite (and your least favorite lol) theme park, all my meds, and a great computer.

Those items slowly got traded UP:

150cc bike was traded months later for a much larger/better 250CC - my dream bike

MacBook Pro was traded in 6 months later on a smaller laptop and gaming PC.

Disney Pass got me a job writing for a major Theme Park website.
I GOT A JOB WRITING ABOUT THEME PARK RIDES BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!

>>211558577
Is this Adam's content now? Does he actually do cooking videos anymore?

Also I remember when he was raging when /ck/ called him a basedchad even though he said he never went to 4chan

>>211558794
That's incredibly female behaviour

>>211558794
>He sucked a dick for some coke and regretted it

You think the dealer was Black?

>PREVIOUSLY ON BINGING WITH BABISH

He is bald and weak seeming. I would not pick him for any sort of team unless I was betting on us losing. I am not a faggot, but if I was locked in a room with him and he tried to use his mouth for talking to me I might get steamed. Any sane man would. It would actually be more gay to listen to him whine about detoxing then it would be to force him to make duck noises on your dong. This is one of those rare cases where I think the zesty negro was in the right.

>>211559200
'fraid so

>>211559262
>YOU EVER SUCK DICK LIKE A HOMECOOK YOUTUBER?

>>211559279
>he tried to use his mouth for talking to me I might get steamed
would you rather him use his butt, you fake macho queer?

>>211559262
>your food youtuber's mouth was like sweet butter

>>211557354
LOOKS LIKE HE WASN'T TRYING THE WEINERS THAT PLUMP WHEN YOU COOK THEM, BUT THE KIND THAT MOAN WHEN YOU SUCK THEM

haha raped

>>211559262

>>211558273
He's posted some good recipes over the years and his content is easy to follow. My only problem is he's obsessed with acidity to the point where he'll add either vinegar or white wine to almost anything, motherfuckers stomach acid must be capable or vaporizing a dinette set.

And yes, whenever he steps out of the boundaries of recipe videos he is insufferable. He recently made a video crying about how many videos he's made featuring meat.

>>211559327
I'd rather he shut the fuck up and not be a pussy about his drug issues if I have the misfortune of being locked up with him while dealing with my own shit. Now that you mention it though, a butthole would be a safer rape-vector than a mouth considering the teeth, it is not about being gay so much as getting him to shut the fuck up though. You would know that if you were straight like us guys.

>>211557091 (OP)
It's funny that he looks like the quintessential soigolem and was raped

>admitted to a schizo ward
>wouldn't shut the fuck up trying to tell jokes to his black roommate
>black roommate figures the best way to shut him up is to rape his mouth

>>211559967
if it works, it works

>>211557091 (OP)
he's a NU-Male type of this

>>211559817
>>211559279
>dear diary

>>211558457
On a website that relies on updoots for self worth, and a world that celebrates victimhood, it’s only natural that the place is trying to one up each other with their own exaggerated misery posting, coupled with virtue signalling it’s a circle of cringe

Is he trying to be funny? He seems like he takes his recipes really seriously even though they're just recreations of movie food. I like Alvin though, he should start his own channel.

>>211558962
>250CC - my dream bike
250cc is basically a scooter, i mean i get that it might be an upgrade, but his dream is a scooter?

>>211558337
>failed community college professor
Jesus

Liam Neeson is perfect for this. He always plays the straight man. I don't think I've ever seen him smile

Why are so many people getting raped?

>>211562775
>He always plays the straight man.
I don't think that's a good fit Babish

>>211557309
He made him...suck?

>>211558486
KEK

>>211560681
in LE WALKABLE theme park you can go so FAR!

>>211559279
I remember years ago seeing the thumbnail of him having a mini fitness transformation and the little bitch titled it something like 'Trainng like Kratos for 30 days' - even an actual fitness thing he did he made soi as fuck

>>211559744
Didn't that big Cajun guy (Isaac something) make him look like a beta bitch on camera?

>>211558027
KWAB

>>211558457
>Is this why everyone on Reddit is such a fag?
Getting gay-raped is what turns a normal person into a Redditor. Being a cringe lefty loser is basically a sexually transmitted disease.

>>211563061
its everywhere, innit?

>>211558027
>>211565021

>>211557265
TO SHREADS

>>211565623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsZIb1Dx8fg

>Hello my beautiful BIPOC folx, have you seen that scene in Rick and Morty where Rick goes Wubba Lubba dub-AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH TYRONE STOP ENRICHING MY ANUS WITH YOUR DICK

>>211557091 (OP)
When is this collab happening?

>>211558337
>failed community college professor
What subject?

>>211559262
>CUS AT THE END OF THE DAY YOU'RE JUST A JUNKIE YOUTUBER
>WITH A STRUGGLING CHANNEL AND A MOUTH FULL OF CUM

>every Oreo reviewed
>reviews like 10% of them
>doesn't even review the best oreo flavor

what a guy

>>211558846
>I want to open up about some things
Oh I bet you open up alright...when you're taking it up your fag ass!

>>211558027
‘work intervention’, as I had been producing 2 episodes per week in the 18
wow he filmed himself cooking two dishes every week!?

>>211558047
Correct. He might seem a bit onions at first but he has good recipes.

>>211558337
And worked for a local NPR station. He’s such a cliché.

>>211557834
QRD? Is that true?

>>211567151
Let me guess...most of the video was padded with shit-tier comedy?

>>211557091 (OP)
every youtuber

>>211557265
They literally stole this scene from Mike Matei

>>211567284
No he does review a lot of flavors and doesn't spend too long on them.
But he spends a huge amount of time reviewing the weird imported flavors like green tea that nobody in the west is going to give a fuck about.

>>211558027
Yea he definitely gawk gawked on some BBC for drugs and the next day after coming down it him harder than aforementioned BBC at the back of his throat and decided to check into rehab. Brandon Novak literally prostituted him for drugs too. It's surprisingly very common for men

>>211557091 (OP)
I noticed that I rarely reveal my personality anymore, it's been over the last few years, but increasingly.
either I'm alone, or with people I don't really know,, or working. I don't spend much time at all around people I have anything in common with and no one cares to know me.
contrastingly, I had quite a few friends and felt more myself in a town I lived in aboit 6-7 years ago, I feel I've wasted my time in the place I've been living since.
most of the last ten years were wasted, but the last 6 were really thrown away.

You guys know psych wards are coed right? He probably fucked some crazy bitch in there, or was raped by one. I don’t see why his wife would leave him for being raped by a man. That is just cruel. Nah, it was a woman and he was complicit. A crazy botch makes it especially worse

>>211559140
its still pretty funny years later that that wisenheimer ragusea tried to tell people that they should be seasoning their cutting board instead of their steak

>>211567484
just read a few posts into the thread a d realise this is a degenerate shithole thread about a youtube faggot or something

>>211567502
I can see the cum on your forehead from here, Babish

>>211567433
Why the hell would he be prostituting himself when he was one of the most popular youtubers for a time

>/ck/ - Babish
>/pw/ - Nash
>/tv/ - Drescher
Any other designated raped bitches from other boards?

>>211567603
He's been having financial issues since the lockdown and during that time not only did his channel started to bleed numbers but was also going through a messy separation...but also if you have an addiction it doesn't matter.

>>211558273
>Noooo I live on lush green property with a greenhouse and get to fuck around and cook and make videos all day, I’m so depressed and my dick doesn’t work now that I’m on SSRIs

What is with these dudes, kek

>>211557091 (OP)
Why does /tv/ hate him so much? He's an annoying millennial soiboi stereotype, but he doesn't seem like a particularly more loathsome figure than others in the same category.

>>211568188
I only started hating him when he started shoehorning his fagged up jokes into every 3 seconds of his videos instead of just fucking showing us how to cook

>>211567276
'fraid so

>>211565623
And his butthole?

>>211568720
It was beautiful

>>211558846
I know it's cool to be edgy and make fun of him but reading these kind of things is honestly upsetting. I guess I'm just imagining the relationship breakdown with his girlfriend(wife?), seeing the end of the road months down the line and there's nothing you can do about it because she doesn't respect you anymore

>>211571656
Why do you have a parasocial relationship with this fag?

>>211557091 (OP)
>LET'S SEE THAT MOUTH

>>211572040
have you tried having a basic understanding of the concept of sympathy

>>211572482
>>211572040
I like pretty Babish (Babish, Babish, Babish, Babish)
I love pretty Babish (Babish, Babish, Babish, Babish)
Ilikepretty Babish (Babish, Babish, Babish, Babish)
I love pretty Babish (Babish, Babish, Babish, Babish)

>>211570829
The rape, Babish.

i feel like sucking a micro penis would be worse than sucking a huge penis

>>211559262
kek

>>211557091 (OP)
Are the humours true?

>>211573752
a clit is sort of like a micro penis so youre just gay, pal

>>211557309
>Tfw just bantering the newbie but he's sucked you dry before you can laugh it off

why are most cooking channels are run by manchild cucks?

>>211573828
'id 'o

>>211557091 (OP)
wtf was he thinking rebranding into some MCU analogous sloppa

>>211557091 (OP)
>has intervention because he is "overworked" making two 30 minute videos a week
>overreacts and gets checked into asylum
>gets raped
>wife leaves him
>makes it public
Im convinced there are many more people out there just like this. Who need to be mothered, taken care of. No matter what they can never take charge of their own life, they will always need someone to fix shit for them. Because pity makes me them feel better

>>211558273
>The charcoal video that has him randomly talking about needing to get high if he wants to fuck his wife
Actually the "Here is a bunch of embarrassing shit about me, please don't laugh" wojak moment

>>211558027
you jest but this is akin to watch 2 movies a week for 18 months straight

Damn, is the BingemBabishem?
That nigga been on my mind, no cap

>you... sucked?

>>211557091 (OP)
Has anyone else in there life been like "AAAHHHH I'M WORKING TOO HARD. I NEED TO GO GET RAPED"

>>211558273
retard wants to end all gas stoves. works for big electric

>>211566974
not getting raped

>No, I didn't 'rape' Babish, he let himself be raped. That was his choice - to be raped

>>211557091 (OP)
His latest format of keeping in "banter" and "mistakes" is really cringe

>>211558273
doesn't this guy get incredibly butthurt over YT comments very easily?

>>211582418
kek

>>211578636
You mean to say.... People... Have to work....? No way....

>>211557354
LMAO NIGGA NOOOOOOOOO

>>211582728
It's a foreign concept to the many basement dwellers here leeching off their families. It's insane someone can be that selfish really.

it was probably literally just some pushy gay guy came onto Babish who went along with it but felt embarrassed afterwards so claimed he was raped.

how do you get "sexually assaulted" in a psych ward in 2024?
It isn't the 70s.

>>211567502
>I don’t see why his wife would leave him for being raped by a man. That is just cruel
She likely stopped respecting him a long time ago and the rape was just the icing on the cake. He seems like such a weak willed guy he probably married the first woman that took an interest in him. Just like a lot of men. Unfortunately for them, these women usually turn out to be unironic psychopaths.

>>211568188
For me it was when he brought that insane bitch that ruined that comfy cooking show that I forget the name of that had that chubby, weirdly sexy motherly jewish demon lady in it.

>>211582931
Wasn't her name Shola or something? Butch Indian woman who complained about everything. The type to whine if somebody who wasn't Indian made Indian food, but then whined if she had to make Indian food because they're only asking her because she's Indian or some shit. (and then open an overpriced burger joint with zero Indian food items too)
You cannot win with these types of people.

>>211558183
NTA, but what do you think these two things have in common? (not believing in free will and being a cuck/fag)
I ask because I do think free will is overrated or perhaps misunderstood.

>>211583099
Yeah, I heard she also caused issues with Babbish too. What a retard.

>>211558846
Why did he post it on Reddit? Is he actually so lonely there's not a single friend he can talk to? Why would you talk about something so sensitive with the strangers online.

>>211583219
People have become way too comfortable posting so much information about themselves online.

>>211557091 (OP)
I don't know why so many YouTube chefs try to be funny, also most of their humour consists of them acting gay or making sex jokes.

>>211576278
No way
Link?

>>211583219
For the likes

>>211583251
It's not just chefs, it's "Youtube-Persona" as a whole. The whole thing with constantly making jokes, jump cuts, in and out zooms and all that shit. I fucking hate it so bad, but it's apparently what you need to do. People have sort of been indoctrinated/conditioned to watch if you keep doing that stuff. People's attention spans are utterly fucked.

I even notice it in guitar videos. Some dude is playing guitar, but the camera is slowly zooming in. People rarely just have a static shot up anymore.

And fuck all those videos with one word at the time text... and vertical videos.. and those videos where it's rapidly moving between shots and you only get 2 frames or something.
I even see that with regular ass people making posts on instagram about their holiday and shit. It's so fucking rapid.. Who the fuck enjoys shit like that??? And then always those fucking hyperbole facial expressions. Closing your eyes and being "Iconic!!!". God fucking damnit I hate the modern world.

>>211558457
Is this why americans and anglos are so mentally ill?

Because they all got nigger-raped as kids?

>>211557091 (OP)
There's something jut off about this dude. It's like a step beyond social awkwardness. It's especially noticeable when he has other people in his video, just feels uncomfortable and off.

>>211583219
He got his start via reddit. He'd post his videos there when he started his channel and that's how he gained his initial momentum. Plus, there's no social media platform where you could post that and not have at least some subsection of people making fun of you relentlessly other than reddit.

>>211565121
Based lefty winner more like

>>211582931
>chubby, weirdly sexy motherly jewish demon lady
idk but for some women you just know theyre fun in bed and shes one of them, she just has that kind of vibe

more like kwabish.

>>211560328
Jesus Christ anon.

>>211584079
>samefagging your shitty fantasy
weak

>>211560328
>a week after returning home
>"OH MY SCIENCE NOOOOOO!"
>the wife, followed by her "college friend" Chadwick Braderton emerge from the bedroom all sweaty
>"UGH, what is it NOW Babish?" the wife asks with a scowl; she has ceased to call him Andrew, reasoning that's a name for a real man
>"MY FATHER JUST DIED! Nooooo!"
>the wife looks at him like rel
>"Oh my science protect him! I-I just have to go to Rochester over the weekend for the funeral"
>"Yeah, whate-- wait. This weekend is supposed to be your Super Mario Bros food special, we're predicted to rake in huge numbers, BABISH, and I have a spa trip to Italy planned"
>"b-but my father..." he cries
>"Allow me, babe" says Chadwick
>"Hi, Andy. Don't you think you're being selfish, huh? I mean, she's a woman in Trump's America!"
>"Oh my science, yes! IT'S JUST LIKE THE HANDMAIDEN'S TALE!!!"
>"...Yea... and you're a privileged straight white male, and so was your dad. You're going to selfishly turn your back on an oppressed woman for the sake of a privileged cishet male? Are you?"
>"OH MY SCIEEEEENCE NOOOOOOO! I am so sorry my Queen! I will stay this weekend and work hard!!"
>"Yea whatever" the wife says lighting up a cigar. "Remember to sign the papers giving me control of 90% of your present and future assets, okay?"
>"Yes my Queen!" shrieks Babish earnestly, bending at the knees slightly as way of a bow
>the wife and Chadwick return to the bedroom, moans are heard
>"Oh my science" gasps Babish "That sounds like such an intense game of uno!"

>>211557354
https://youtu.be/-X0CXEKOces?t=601

>>211584249
He looks like the human equivalent of moulding bread.

>>211557091 (OP)
>the tranette al pasto guy hasnt posted yet itt

man he fell off

Why are black men so gay?

Only them and russians rape each other in prison

>>211582630
>>211558273
It's an understatement. Guy's more fragile than Mr Glass
https://youtu.be/BRy-7ikppKI?t=123
>guy comments that using fork over a whisk is dumb
>he literally never recovered from that
what a bitch

>>211558578
He didn't suck cock you homo. Some schizo cummed all over his shiny bald head when he was asleep. A little of it got in his mouth too

>>211558804
It depends how ass hurt you are after that

>>211557091 (OP)
There's something incredibly disgusting about this guy, not just as a person, but physically. I would never eat anything he's touched.

BUSSY STATUS?

>>211583099
she was an illegal with no work visa and she complained that she wasn't hired on to do anything but prep work

>>211586143
he sucked cock, garbgled it

>>211558027
>I had been producing 2 episodes per week
The horror. He had to cook something two times per week. He has staff so he doesn't even have to edit the episodes himself and most likely doesn't even clean the kitchen.

>>211567603
The retard expanded his channel way beyond his means because he thought making meme dishes from movies would scale up endlessly. He hired an entire team for a channel that realistically needs an editor at most and even that could be easily done by himself in between the cooking.

>>211567502
It depends on which type. If you are on a psych hold or homeless and forced into rehab, they put you all together on the same floor, but dont room you together and there are no closed doors. And every 10 minutes someone does rounds to check up on everyone.

>>211586506
I remember the trailer with him in the desert for "Living with Babish" or "life with babish" or whatever the fuck it was called that came out right after announcing a second channel. Hilarious.

>>211566753
Can someone explain to me how AI is able to put cobra in this picture? I've never used it but it's fucking cobes, he's obscure, how would it know, do you show it a picture of him?

chef john chads stay winning

>>211567574
As opposed to your blog? No one cares, faggot. Get lost.

Mr Sausage sends his regards

>>211587088
>strictly films his hands and the prep table, never his face or some celebrity guest
>makes one (1) joke per video and it's always some intentionally bad wordplay
>doesn't show or mention anything that isn't necessary or relevant to the dish
>every video has a link to a clearly legible recipe
>clearly loves cooking and sharing good food with the world
he's our guy. cowboy kent rollins is also one of my favorites for different reasons.

>>211557344
>despite only being NW3

what's that mean?

>>211587088
why does he speak like kermit

>>211587500
baseado

>>211587679
he's the voice actor for kermit too he's very talented

>>211566974
Journalism.

>>211587088
True!

>>211587679
I think it's the cadence of his voice that bothers me.

>>211587088
Based!

Why do anons assume he was raped by a black man? He just said he was sexually assaulted by another patient. That could have been a woman. Sexual assulat can be a lot of things not just rape (I'm trying to translate the PC language here).

>>211588543
How can a man be assaulted by a woman? If you don't want sex you just don't get an erection. It's not the same with men assaulting women, their holes just needed to be opened up

>>211588543
Adam Fageusea is the only foodtuber gay enough to get "sexually assaulted" by a woman. Make no mistake, babish getting his babussy gaped and creampied by that nigger was still orders of magnitude less gay and emasculating than whatever a man getting "sexually assaulted" by a woman entails.

But in all seriousness, Babish opened himself up to the worst possible interpretation by using such degraded and meaningless PC language. He has the opportunity to refute and clarify if it's not true. Why hasn't he corrected this interpretation yet, if it's not true?

>>211588543
Statistically speaking you're more prone to get raped by a Black in America than by any other race

>>211589118
high resolution jaks are always coal

>>211558577
he's a FAA-AAG

>>211567603
The same delusional shit 80% of these jackass youtubers do for no understandable reason
>wow, this silly channel doing fad meme shit is really taking off. while this is making me so much more money than i ever thought and people like the way it is now i think i better:
>stop filming at home
>move to NYC/LA
>rent a separate studio space for a gajillion dollars per month on top of my half gajillion dollar per month new condo
>hire a full time crew of 7 staffers to huddle around as i film myself being a youtuber
>there are no flaws in this plan

>>211590953
>filming at home
filming at home sucks dude, idk if you've ever tried to do it but it is a massive time sink plus you can never get away from work coz it's right there.
even if you have a billion dollar mansion with 18 rooms you want physical separation from work esp if the work involves tons of emotional investment.
>hire staffers
yeah this is what you want to do, why would you edit/set up lighting/get food when you are the TALENT.
arguing against these is arguing against human nature.
the real reason these guys don't succeed after scaling up is they stop being hungry and start chasing stupid shit. look at mr beast he's just grinding non stop and scaling non stop. somehow it worked out for him coz he constantly keeps checking if he's actually growing(and cuts people off by giving them money and telling them to fuck off if they aren't helping him grow)

>>211558027
Kek what a raped KWARB

>>211567151
i had some 'space dunk' oreos and they added extra nutmeg to the cookie to offset the sweetness of the pop rocks filling
it was the best oreo i have had to date

>>211587088
he is reddit, you want chef jean pierre

>>211557091 (OP)
>He's not as funny as he thinks he is
>le trendy chef with tattoos that thinks his super badass for cooking food.
>He's not as funny as he thinks he is

you don't say? Chefs are a bunch of faggots doing women's work.

>>211588543
Because they are talking out of their ass. Its already known it was a pajeet that took a shit in the room and then smeared it all over him with his hands

I got tired of watching him when he insisted in making bread nearly every time. Felt like an attempt to pad the video since he did it every time he tried to recreate a sandwich

>>211588543
You can not get raped by a woman, retard

>>211557091 (OP)
Who? Rent free and obsessed

>>211591347
I don't go on r*ddit I wouldn't know

>>211591347
Hello dere fwends! Now don't go getting raped like one of those dingdongs! Look at dis! Babish's ass looks like a BIG onyo!

>>211557091 (OP)
>Previously on the Shield

>>211592149
you definitely can

>>211563061
They didn't listen to antoine dodson

You guys act all edgy and like retarded zoomers until it happens to you get and have to deal with SA.

Andrew was having a psychotic breakdown and was taken advantage of by an individual with mental issues. I hope he's found a way to deal with it especially with friends and family.

I was assaulted while in College. I was going through a phase that many kids at the time go through and constantly partying and drinking. My mistake was drifting away from the small group of friends I had and ended up with a couple of acquaintances I wasn't too familiar with and ended up getting drugged and raped on a couch at this house they were apparently squatting and doing drugs in. Yes, I took a rape kit, yes I got myself tested, yes I had to get counseling but I healed over time and now as a full grown man seeing my beautiful wife get up early in the morning to prepare me and my daughter's lunch I know I made it while the rest of you shitpost anonymously over other people's trauma as a form of your own cope.

>>211557091 (OP)

>>211593884
KWAB

>>211593884
LEAKY BOOTY

>>211594021
This image needs a Kevin Nash version.

>>211593884
hahaha this doo got raped!

>>211557354
I don't know what happened but at some point Weissman and Babish just lost the plot and decided to start doing this slop
Weissman took off with his but better and but cheaper series, Babish made foods from different movies and TV shows and both just had never really been done before, or maybe Babish had but not in a professional kitchen setting I should say
now they're both doing the same content. I saw Weissman just uploaded "eating the best fried chicken" with the same sort of mr beast style thumbnail and Babish uploaded this
neither of them actually cook anymore
hell Babish brought on an entire crew of people just so he wouldn't have to cook anymore, they do it for him
for Weissman at least you cant even really make the recipes he's created because the measurements are wrong
2 1/2 tablespoons does not equal 10 grams of yeast yet this has been on his website for at least 2-3 years now unchanged
people end up rewriting the recipes in the comments they're so poorly done now

I liked his isotope dog episode because its the simpsons but then i saw a newer episode and he had fucking pianted fingernails and i removed him from my recommendations. Fucking fag

>>211563061
Why are men unable to not rape? Why is it the victims fault for getting raped?

>>211566753
>I'm working on the creme sauce for this dish, what are you doing cobra?
>add about 1 pound of prosciutto and salami to a pan already coated in bacon grease
>add two heaping spoon fulls of country croc, not a sponsor by the way
>and an entire beer
>now go get drunk outside while that congeals
>alright after 4 hours this is looking freaking amazing toobs
>but it's too hot to eat right now so we'll leave it on the counter overnight to cool

>>211567502
>I don’t see why his wife would leave him for being raped by a man. That is just cruel.
You clearly have no clue about women, anon.

>youtuber
>cant handle "work-related" stress
>sucks dick to cope
Fuck gens Z and later are absolutely fucked, they all want to be influencers

>>211594021
did she watch Irreversible?

>>211595435
Weissman (Joshua not Malina) is so much more annoying and punchable than Babish.

>>211593884
>I was going through a phase that many kids at the time go through and constantly partying and drinking.
Haha fucking retard got what you deserved try not being retarded next time LOL

>>211593884
I know this is larping but why would a man need rape kit? I thought that was only for vaginas.

>>211596320
True, I would not punch Malina.

>>211593884
Does your waifu know your fag ass got spitroasted (and you liked it)

>>211599730
I would but not with my fist

>>211582418
Underrated.

>>211593884
>enter cooking e-celeb thread
>get served masterful, Michelin star grade bait
Amazing. Truly.

>>211599730
DSL

>>211593884
I honestly thought this was a femoid post until the end lol

>>211565623
>>211557265
>all those people who got joker tattoos and all that stuff and now joker is some dude who got bumfluffed in prison then died.
lmao

>>211597379
I googled it and this was the response

>Yes, men can and do get rape kits done. While historically rape kits have been associated with female victims, male victims of sexual assault also have the option to undergo forensic examinations to collect evidence. This evidence can be crucial for potential legal proceedings and may also be important for medical care and STI prevention.

>>211560328
>>211584178
i love these obnoxiously extremely over the top shitposts of some celeb or whatever, theres some really good shit in them. the warwick ones, tom cruise watching anon masturbate, bill murrys "no one will ever believe you". i always giggle thinking about the "HEY DONNY I GOT FUCKIN DIVORCED RAPED AND HAD TO SELL MY HOUSE TO PAY OFF THE LAWYERS WHO LOST ME MY SECOND HOUSE TO MY EX AND NOW I LIVE UNDER A FUCKIN BRIDGE HOW DO YOU DEM APPLES" shitpost. kek.

>>211591307
what the fuck. id try one, but what the fuck.

also who the fuck came up with this

>>211557186
fpbp

>>211557354
He couldn't get the taste out of his mind.

>>211594021
>shit, absolute shit. zero presence, not intimidating at all. look at how dainty he is with his fingers. FINGERS for gods sake, hes doing foreplay on his fuckin meathole? has this guy ever raped in his life?

jesus now i need this badly. australian accent, im thinking, hardened street walker prostitute woman whose cleaned up her act and now lives an okayish life, doing youtube reviews and videos, where she mericilessly mocks the portrayal of street prostitution, rape, drug use in media.
imagine

>CandySuxxx's review of "irreversible"
>very first line is "oh, i was reversing it. reversing it to right before that scene starts....fellas, now this is how ya rape a slag!
>looks at the camera, does the v symbol and sticks her tongue between it
oh. and she looks like a burnt toast vertsion of brittany murphy in spun. lord. maybe i can get chatgpt to do this for me. perpetually withdrawing and constantly hurling abuse at me, what a worthless piece of shit i am when i wont give her a virtual 5 dolla bill.

>>211557309
no one wants to hear about your gay fanfic

>>211558027
You never tell people about this. You take a deep breath, cut the details, say something vague and you take it with you to the grave.
I'll bet it was something mild like the other patient jacking off in front of him and he thought he would get sympathy points by twisting it into sexual assault.
What a bitch.

>>211599730

>>211557091 (OP)
do you know what is funny? having a nervous breakdown after abusing stimulants and then having an unwanted/regretable sexual encounter
and then your wife leaving you

>>211559262
>He... made you whisk?

>>211557394

>>211559140
A bit of extra context about the "basedchad" which he was allegedly called.
Before his tweet about being repeatedly called a "basedchad" on ck, there had never been a SINGLE instance of that word EVER being used, except one time; the day before. Clearly he made the post.

>>211558313
The Podcast

I don't think so. He just comes from an era where actually being funny is less important than never offending anyone ever. So if anything his low hanging fruit humor is an advantage.

>>211567953
>/v/ - Anthony Burch (honorary raped).
>/mu/ - Madonna, among many others.
>/his/ - Marcus Licinius Crassus.

I'm pretty sure you shouldn't be taken to a psych ward unless you're actively talking about suicide.

>>211582931
She still has a channel: Dessert Person with Claire Saffitz.
She's bulking, probably while trying for a child with her husband. Her recipes are great.

>>211593884
What were you wearing at the time?

>>211593884
does your wife fuck you in the ass too?

>>211602892
nah, because it didn't happen like that. The whole story is bullshit, read between the lines, he was on a coke/meth binge sucked a dick, regretted it, and like the bitch woman he acts like - claims it was rape to garner sympathy and remove all blame and responsibility from himself.

>>211558027
>I decided to enter a rehab facility,
he admits to being a coke/meth head here

>>211557091 (OP)
Isn't he supposed to be a cook or chef? He's not supposed to be funny

>>211558027
>I had been producing 2 episodes per week in the 18 months since COVID lockdowns, and it was destroying me.
Making videos is that much work???

>get raped
>confide to your wife
>she leaves you

Why do women abandon their men when they're vulnerable?

foodtubers are the biggest scammers
>hey watch my carefully edited clip of pro food which will take you 3 hours to make and save maybe $3

>>211606389
>can't even protect yourself
>no shot in protecting your wife

why the fuck would she stay

>>211602547
i think its the japanese doing this shit

>>211594021
>Former rape victim
Why wasn't she one anymore?

>>211557091 (OP)
Cooking shows are for fags. Kill yourself.

>>211557091 (OP)
>NOW PICK UP THAT MUHFUGEN SOAP, BABISH ASS NIGGA!