Thread 211565115

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Previous: >>211564178

>sharks out
HATERS GET FUCKED THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING GOOD

this show just proves that women are handed everything on a silver platter and excused of all the bad shit they do daily, while men are treated like shit over EVERYTHING they do. ALL FOUR SEASONS.

>only day 4
it's only gonna get worse from here

what fucking fire?

https://strawpoll.com/BJnXVJo0XZv
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>>211565115 (OP)
>Make the show
>Cast the show
>Create the challenges
>Make executive decisions on who to kick without eliminations at the drop of the hat
>Get mad at the cast for the show sucking
Have these FAGGOT wiggers, Sam, Jet, Ben, ever considered that they are the problem with Fishtank?

>>211565154
Is the onlyfans girl coming back to mog jet again?

I am mutuals with Bex and apparently Fishtank was inches away from being shut down by Sam last night. After Josie accidentally let the Marky TTS through Sam went down to the basement and berated her for being a ‘dumb squaw’ who wouldn’t even be there if it wasn’t for Jet and her paypig appeal. He then started to chew out Jet in front of the whole crew which was a huge blow to Jet’s ego. In the heat of the moment, Sam decided that Brian would be eliminated (it was originally going to be Tayleigh) since he’s an MDE hire (worked on previous projects) and can take over Josie’s sloppy work. According to Bex, everyone in the crew has been trying to get with Taylor since she arrived, especially Ben, but Brian isn’t a balding manlet, so it didn’t take long for him to get Taylor in the basement bathroom. It should be noted that Jet is the only one who hasn’t tried to get in Taylor’s pants – Bex says that he jerks off through his shorts (using the friction of his underwear) to Ivy Wolk’s Insta and doesn’t think anyone notices. However, he hasn’t done this for a couple days and they think he’s letting his penis heal because he wants to fuck Dasha once she gets there. Anyway, Ben got incredibly drunk and started knocking on the bathroom door saying, “Only one crew member can use the restroom at a time”. This was obviously very pathetic and Brian just told him to fuck off. Ben sat back at his computer and started dry heaving. Jet was also very drunk, but tried his best to console Ben. This is where shit got bad. Sam came back to the house unexpectedly and saw that Josie and Bex were the only ones manning TTS/autocam. He walked over to the bathroom, kicked the door open and walked away. Then he went over to Jet and just stood over him in complete silence. After what Bex said felt like an eternity, Sam just said “strike two” and walked out of the house. Jet thinks he can save the show with Tobuscus, but everyone else thinks that’s retarded

crash the show
no survivors

Freddy is a more likeable guy than Sam by the way

nah I’m good

the funny thing about those ads is that they bring negative viewers to the show and negative income

Kill jet

DAILY REMINDER:
>Both Jet and Chip sampled child porn off the deep web for their shitty ARG project, Worldcorp
>Jet was previously a notorious /r9k/ tripfag (hack_blastard) along with his junkie father
>It is now confirmed from leaked DMs, that Jet uses his fishtank clout to fuck female fans and contestants (i.e. Claire and Abi)
>Sam came from a rich family and lived life with a silver spoon in his mouth until he was exiled from the trust fund after refusing to pay back his father
>Sam crashed his car and gave his best friend a permanent concussion
>Sam abuses HGH and TRT to compensate for his body dysmorphia as if he were a tranny on HRT
>Sam groomed and fucked a 16-year-old Marky Thompson, yet larps as a moral crusader as if he’s any better than the average person

Holy shit dude, Sam is angsty about Freddy not respecting him all

Jin won
Jet lost

>>211565115 (OP)
>walk up 1 small flight of stairs
>winded

He won
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1749560453179729.webm

RACHEL IS LIGHTING PAPERS ON FIRE IN B3

white boys go crazy for this

Be prepared for 38 days of
>Boring mornings where Ellie, Jew, Angie, Dawrench, Freddy and Daniel sit downstairs in silence
>Rachel TTS farming in Bedroom 3 for hours every day
>Nothing happens for hours
>Jeet Neptroon and Sam Hyde come by in the afternoon for some forced loud = funny, or throw things = funny, or obvious low effort lies = funny bits
>Back to silence for the rest of the day
>Repeat the next day
Remember that loud equals funny, but cleverly instigating contestants actually ISNT funny. Make sure to watch for 24 hours for the daily loud = funny bit and make sure to RESPECT jeet neptroon and all the work he puts into the show.

Wtf Is Hazelnuts? Camwhore name or something?

I can't believe you guys fell for the kick the most entertaining fish then do the cell bit, almost 80% of the shows audience fell for it and left lmao!!!

glad they kicked this sex pest freak

>how to save the stream
Bring Jin back,
Bring Josh Block and Andy Dick on as freeloaders,
Fire Jet and replace him with Ice Poseidon

You’re welcome sam!

>>211565203
what the heck?

queen of /ftl/

House 2....there has to be a House 2....Jin...Jin are you there...?

1. S3 Famous House
2. S2 with Cole
3. S3 with Alex
4. S3 with Simbal
5. S1 with Simmons
6. S1 with Jon
7. S1 post Jon
8. Bloodgames
9. S4 with Jin
power gap
901. S2 post Cole
902. S3 Road Trip
power gap
9001. S4 post Jin

racheltank won

>>211565162
>Girl literally trying to rip a guy's pants off
>Guy gets kicked for just LOOKING at women
Sam is a feminist

angies butt is like THIS?

famous house was better than whatever we are watching

>Slightest bit of pushback or funny gets you kicked from the show without warning

>WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS NOT DOING ANYTHING

Is Sam Genuinely retarded?
Even if it's a bit, this is fucking stupid

>>211565162
it has to be emphasized that it all happens EVEN when someone like SAM FUCKING HYDE is running it all

>kicking out a contestant for being edgy
>million dollar extreme reality show

JIN IS THE RED SHARK

what are they doing now?

I'm retarded who is Joopy? Does she have socials?

Tight

they're not even trying they're just self-sabotaging for 0 fucking reason on impulse

We won. Wiggers Lost

No amount of le epic Reddit previous fish cameos is saving this sloptank.

Doomposters always win.

*pins this on every anon watching*

They even ruined The Cell

>>211565183
It’s over

>sam pretending to be mad
>turning off the anger act during the ad break
cringe and yikes

>>211565232
OH MY GOD GUY FROM COMPUTER

>aryeh is the only one who isn't falling for it
he's unironically less autistic than you guys holy shit

>>211565209
yessir

SELL DAN
BUY MYSTERY
HOLD JEW
BUY RANCH
HOLD ELLIE

when does the funny happen?

VIBES?

>>211565197
>Create the challenges
I think they skipped this step

let's not put any effort into our show and then get mad when it's shit!

i miss the rage

>>211565115 (OP)
>no more ftl news
its so over bros

>day 4
>feels like week 4

the show don't matta

it's bwoken

Ellie mogs

r/spongebob

>>211565249
Goddamn where are these coming from?

Is he coming back?

>Sam seems legit pissed
>i now no longer know who to blame for this shit show

>kick jin
>cause aryeh to have a crashout
GREAT SHOW WIGGERS

SAM NO

this season was pretty fun until they kicked jin for no reason

>>211565245
Retard

>>211565196
Jet, just boot Ellie and bring 4 new people in

sam just joked about buying guns and bombs. arrested for terroristic threats? i dont feel safe with him being free

Sometimes I really wish Sam wasn't a faggot redditor and actually read these threads so he could get the real scoop of what happens on the show not just what Jet tells him.

they fucked it

>>211565313
if he could read he'd be very upset

>sending aryeh into a depressive strike with the spongebob shit
nice idea

>>211565203
based

The image that got Jin kicked out.

why are viewers so high

>shows an image to the fish
>the viewers cant see it

>"it's fake"
no further reaction

nice, next bit Sam?

>>211565298
goranian

>>211565305
>>211565309
mid

Bring them back.

Somebody explain why picrel happened, what was the context

does anyone have screenshots of ellie without eye makeup? i need to see her natural chink eyes immediately

>>211565319
it was a good 4 days

>he doesn't believe it
DIRE

this is worse than S1, and it doesnt even have the excuse of "finding its footing" anymore

>>211565313
thats just how it is pal, the retard gets the cute girl

>>211565313
she wants him so bad

>>211565319
3 days is almost a full season

>>211565044
>>211565160
>>211565166
>>211565141
KAW is LAW

>>211565305
Unironically hottest contestant they've had so far

>>211565333
Because Jin was a faggot and so are his fans

>be an autistic steel golem
>women stick to you
how does he do it

>>211565328
lmao

>have one of the best first 3 days of any season
>ruin it so you can kick one of your top fish that drives half the content
WHY? I don't get it

>>211565319
it wasn't really even good before that

>>211565312
It's obviously sam

Burt Marky Posting yesterday made his shackles stand up

Remember he's trying to go viral on Twitter and be friends with Elon Musk

He can't have people marky posting at him

THE WIGGERS ARE GETTING AWAY WITH JINOCIDE

RAPE TANK FUCK YEAh

>shows aryeh the r/spongebob shit
>nobody falls for it
>it's real
kek

>>211565284
Funny?

facial abuse time

KILL ANGIE

they're going full scorched earth lmfao

>>211565332
GIVE ME THE NAME NOW PLESE SAAR

Does anyone have the webm of jin calling out jet for being an r9k faggot?

>>211565308
her instagram angie loves to show her butt off

>>211565333
Bots

>jin re-enters
TIME FOR RAPE

HECK
E
C
K

this is temu S1

>jimmy, burt, rachel
the wiggers consistently invest all their hopes and dreams on the worst fish every season

>>211565309
Kek looks like she’s aged 20 years

>>211565343
Wrinklehead used his pheromones to seduce her

>>211565249
HOLY

CUE THE HANDCUFF RAPE PORN TTS

The SFX this season is way too annoying

sharpfart finge

Facts

Funny running into you Duke, heard your little social experiment might be in some trouble

?

Sam is generally such nice, thoughtful, funny, likable guy
what the fuck compels him to nuke all the Fishtank seasons with his moods

>>211565221
:)

the rape begins

Every season I hope they do something other than just the same rehashed challenges and TTS. Always kina hoped they would unmarked black van and bag the contestants heads for challenges so the challenges arent confined to be done within a house. Like imagine if they could go to a skating rink, a pool, an actual arcade, or like a baseball field or something. Also starting with teams might be a good Idea to naturally start drama and build alliances and trickery. The van kind of worked and the bad parts were the transit where there was no connectivity and the actual stream being too much dead air. also blood games proves they can do outdoor streams to some degree. Idk, is this too much to ask, I feel like its feasable but would need more planning ahead and coordination.

>>211565343
beauty and the beast ending

>fire starts
>angelica burns to death

>>211565402
God damn

Surely the sharks will save the show

>23219 Online
nice try jet

>jet and sam kick off the only fish producing good content
>show immediately nosedives

>>211565373
>one of the best first 3 days of any season

You cant be serious man

>>211565403
>"who would pay for this"
careful insulting production like that, she'll be kicked next

>>211565432
based

>>211565249
>>211565263
braces on adult women is klaus coded

>>211565381
I hope they incinerated those gloves after

>>211565432
REAL

>>211565378
this is the truth

Send in Jin

>>211565245
1. S2 with Cole
2. S2 post Cole
3. Bloodgames
4. S3 Famous House
5. S3 with Alex
6. S3 with Simbal
7. S3 Road Trip
8. S4 with Jin
9. S1 with Jon
10. S1 with Simmons
11. S1 post Jon
12. S4 post Jin

>>211565373
seriously man I have no words for this

Nothing will ever top FAMOUS HOUSE

It’s fucking over

Jet has absolutely zero spatial intelligence.

>The Cell challenge failed
>tries to redo the simon bit with spongebob reddit closure
>aryre doesn't believe it

DEAD SEASON

and then.. we taped one of our fans to a CHAIR!!

I already had Sam fatigue when he started his soapbox show, where him and his sycophants fellate every grifter and useful idiot in the second Drumpf cabinet.

This is funny

>>211565435
>Sam is generally such nice, thoughtful, funny, likable guy

>>211565402
Please continue, this shit is unreal

>>211565245
Pretty decent list. Bullet point 4 is too high

>>211565432
>things outside the tank more interesting than things inside the tank
every
single
season

>>211565432
ok he's won me over BRING HIM BACK

>>211565432
ugly toe head nigger

>>211565319
yup.
ruined

what was the thought process? Surely they think ahead? Why get rid of Jin?

Commence the rape Mr. Neptune

>>211565203
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750120277587238.webm
I cant believe I made webm related so long ago

>>211565432
I thought they were disappointing too. She barely does anything and the ones with another girl they don't kiss.

bald bitch day 4?

so this is the part where Sam tapes up the tiny girl and totally isn't into it

I really enjoyed all the violence in season 2

SHAVE IT SHAVE IT SHAVE IT SHAVE IT SHA-...

actually nevermind don't shave her head she'll just screech the entire fucking time

>is this it?
Unfortunately, yes

that's it?

>tape a girl to a comfortable lay-z-boy recliner
iM gOiNg iNsAaAaAaAaAaNe!!!!!!

>>211565432
kek

somebody stop me!

>>211565441
>would need more planning ahead and coordination.

LOL

>>211565432
lol based

>>211565432
hero

is she enjoying this?

today was going so well
we got rachel meltdown, actual beef and alliances being drawn and rivalries starting to develop....

>>211565451
Grim

>>211565432
he should make an onlyfans or some adult livestream services and stream himself gooning and rating girls

Reminder not to accidentally call the cops and get the show shut down. Enough calls and they could get charged!! Artist guys?

>>211565509
who said it

>>211565402
fug

THE JUDGE GETS THE GIRL

LET'S GO

>>211565432
good taste, that's my bogan cockroach stripper crackwore wife

Look how fast you cucks got over Jin... lmao no wonder Sam just does what he wants and its a boring TTS bait season

reminder to watch on the link in OP post

/tv/: Season 2 sucked because they cast fans who wouldn't stop talking about the show.
Favorite Fish EVER!!!: Cole, who got kicked for talking about the show too much.

>>211565214
Could be worse

>>211565432
can we get jin to review creatures nudes?

Jin kicked for talking about jets r9k escapades
>day 4

and now, angelina has to sit in a chair

>>211565530
>tfw you stick big purple in with no lube

>>211565432
I knew this freak would immediately look them up and jerk off once he was free

sam is in panic mode so his brain defaults to weird sex stuff

did someone buy finge?

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/username/hack_blastard/

lol i've never bothered to go through these but they're p funny

Isnt one of the sharks Jin?

>>211565495
kek I never saw that one, she ate absolute shit

>>211565232
Would actually love to see Josh or another cow on the tank

>>211565469
Jet will be doing this to her again once the show ends

>>211565521
WOAH HEY GUYS
I SAW ON REDDIT YOU WERE HAVING TOO MUCH FUN

CAN'T HAVE THAT CAN WE

The Four Pillars of Fishtank.live

>asian baby momma fucks up the general tsos chicken for fathers day
>comes in to the tank pissy and throws out the first asian he sees

>>211565474
he is, he is very womanbrained like that, always keyed to people's emotions

>>211565538
Are we supposed to cry about some guy forever?

>>211565463
Truuuuu

>>211565468
I bet you baby psychic would have known to not boot Jin

NEPTUNIAN STARE BROS?!?!?!?!?!?!

>>211565552
no dumbass

>>211565432
Based Jin. Any links? Or is it SFW trash?

I hate jet so fucking much and sam should be in prison. I do think they can salvage it, it's day 4 after all but they need to bring fucking someone that isn't a dud and stop being so fucking lame god stop pretending you are better than losers you are casting and funding your show jfc LAZY FUCKING WIGGERS

>>211565496
you the best

Haha they tied her up with duct tape epic

>>211565432
Asian Klaus he said the same thing on bant

>>211565550
we have to kick you out of the thread now

>>211565540
cole didnt even like that he was cast with other fans and deliberately avoided the circlejerk when they all figured it out

>they kicked jin because they're putting everyone else into hell house
jet is too retarded to come up with something like this

riveting stuff jet

Why is she crying?

>sam yells at rachel that she's on a gameshow and needs to participate
>she continues sitting in her room doing nothing
KINO!!!

>>211565563
This is 100 percent what happened

>>211565560
it's actually INSANE how every season got worse when these people left

>freddy can't follow whats going on
he is the only humor left on the show

playroom ptsd

>>211565540
FUCK IDUBBBZ, THINK IT DREAM IT DO IT

CRINGE HOUSE

>>211565544
fish mints

the four pillairs of fishtank are poop rape mma and spongebob

>>211565560
trvke

CM SCOTT

CM SCOTT

>"its a good cast"
>cast is actually good
>kick one of your contestants with no warning for talking shit about your gay ass 4chan past
>that'll show everyone im not to be messed with!
masterful gambit, mister neptune. i think i'm done this season lol

>"is that it?"
>white shark comes and turbo tapes her
lol they're such pussies

Out of all these fags I never thought it'd be Jin who was balancing everything

>>211565560
dream blunt rotation

calling it here just @ me when tj follows jin

>>211565538
Got over what? I'm not fucking watching?

Just because people are replying to the thread doesn't mean they have fishtank on

>>211565432
felt the same

>>211565575
ugly bulldog face bitch

Lawsuit sesh

>>211565588
He bf just broke up with her via letter

>>211565469
I'm pretty sure he's been drunk as fuck the whole time this season

Turn the chair around dummies

>y birth name was Jet Neptune, which isnt even my father's last name, rather some self bestowed cool guy alias I've been forcefully branded with

Now I just suffer the same ails all new to the world orphans face; poverty, homelessness and the eventual drug addiction. I am ready to dissolve into a statistic and become a number at this point. My birth was a joke and I'm the aftermath of treating life like it's a show and you're the star of it.

how far he has come!

>kick Jin
>immediately start doing weird bondage fetish shit with the braces girl

>>211565588
Look at her, she's ugly as fuck
I'd be crying too

>Go to the bathroom
>come back
>Angie taped up to a chair

>>211565538
I know right, one retarded half assed bit and retards are laughing again

im glad this season will fail jet. you deserve it.

>>211565588
she's realized this season is nontent

Freddy is the Samwise of the house

>>211565432
my king

>>211565594
fully insane

production takes their anger out on angelina again

check downstairs hall cam you can hear sam punching jet like a sandbag

>>211565363
It's actually insane people simped for this in S1
You niggas were houngry

>>211565548
that's so true lol

>>211565526
>it's your fault people make false reports

land of the free

>>211565594
they literally never learn
and neither do we

rachel is 100% a plant gone rogue. they would've kicked her already by now

>>211565526
Hopefully no one calls about the fat girl's concussion earlier

Who is the white shark I forgot

>stealing daniel and jins bit and pouring shit on people
so kino...

>>211565526
thats nuts nigga

>>211565526
>keeper of a disorderly house
lol

IS THAT HECKING MAYONNAISE????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????WTF??????????????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You don’t understand
They’ll put mayonnaise on you

>>211565609
it's not even about Jin it's about them kicking a decent contestant off for no reason other than jets ego

Feet boys, I think we're about to be eating good....

>angie sobs about nothing
>thinks the nebulous "kyle" again
this is a bit dude

you don’t get it brought they’ll hold a spoon of mayo in front of you

>>211565588
The nontent finally hit her

enough is enough. its time to make the call jet

>>211565577
you see both holes

>>211565654
mauro

What is Angie's IG? I fucking need it

>>211565626
Johnny is 100x cooler than his son.

Looking forward to Jet ODing from fent

>>211565606
Funny how they hyped up the cast like crazy but this seems to be the cast production hates the most so far

NOOOOO BOT THE MAYO THATS TOO CRAZYYYYYYY

>Face the chair away from the ptz cam
Jet you're a fucking moron.

Who is Joopy and why does she keep getting posted here? I'm retarded

>>211565654
mints currently
ben usually

>>211565550
Should be in bake

>>211565432
he's got his priorities straight

>>211565463
good

>>211565572
God that was so good. Jeremy Gold and the entire premise was so energetic and entertaining

holy pogchamp dude that bitch got MAYOED!!!

youre not jerking off to her, are you?

>>211565560
Someone send this to them. Make it happen.

Today was the first day of season 4 where people weren't bitching about the show sucking for most of the threads, and then Jin got kicked.

end this

JOKER.JPG

OY

>>211565550
C&D posting

>>211565672
I KNEEL

>>211565581
>I was supposed to be the one causing autists mental anguish......

>tied to a chair clockword orange style to watch a fat guy in a suit put mayo on brownies
neptunian...

>>211565685
take a long look at her and see if she looks like anybody on fishtank

>>211565685
jet's sister, you couldn't tell by her looking identical to him?

Alright, enough with this weak-sauce, therapy-session cosplay we’re calling Season 4. Half the cast looks like they were picked up from a vape shop closing sale and the other half forgot they were supposed to be entertaining. We were promised psychological warfare, not “Roommates: The Indie Film.”

It’s time to stop pretending and start Fishtanking again. You want real chaos? Get Scott Sullivan MMA in there. That man is a walking cease-and-desist order. He shows up shirtless, covered in sweat and Mountain Dew Code Red, immediately starts shadowboxing the confessional camera and accusing houseplants of being feds.

He’ll have three people crying and one converting to Catholicism by the end of day two. The moment he starts grilling people on their deadlifts and calling the producer a “onions bug,” you’ll remember why you tuned in to this digital mental institution in the first place.

So either fire up the smoke machine and let Sullivan cook, or just rename it "FishNap.live" and call it a day.

Thought I had already lost all faith in the wiggers but I'm still surprised how they could possibly fuck up this badly.

>>211565606
yeah, the cast was good, they were doing everything right, letting things develop quite naturally and little prompting because the contestants are weird and proactive enough

why the fuck would they nuke it? well, I know the answer, but it's still worth asking
they keep on doing it

>>211565674
I'm curious enough, got a link or pic?

>>211565700
>HD feet
BASED

ANGIE SIMPS KEKED BY KYLE

All of this is Lettys fault

>>211565698
so fucking based
s2 is a litmus test

>>211565666
IT's obv Sam who told Jet to kick him off.

He reads reddit and immediately spergs out

I hate Jet as much as the next guy, but he's too pussy to kick content even if his feelings are hurt
This is all on the Big guy

That's really not it for the night, right?....

>>211565685
jet's sister named jupiter

who could forget white shark’s iconic child-bearing hips and womanly breasts

>playing every card they have on day 4 to distract from their mistake
Just when I start feeling hopeful they drop the ball and fumble the recovery.

So during their "busy schedule" they bought duct tape and printed a screenshot of Reddit

>>211565621
thats what i thought first, now shes playing it off, prob based on dan shit?

Hey Jet here's a free bit on me. Slowly alter her boyfriends letters and just make up fake ones.
Maybe something interesting will finally happen again.

>>211565700
I will be

>>211565560
Revisionism

>>211565560
Truthpilled

goodnight, goodbye

>>211565700
no, but
her toes are so weird
theyre like pencils
same when she showed feet today
very odd

>>211565700
holy shit she was no tits

>>211565662
the funny thing is nothing illegal was going on so what's there to be held accountable for

>>211565432
insanely based.
Jin is /ourguy/

Sam is having a hissy fit get the razor its time to drastically alter a girls appearance

>>211565725
shot called

it's advantageous to make the show as bad as possible so everyone hates it

>>211565729
https://gofile.io/d/7bIr5C

>>211565249
Imagine being a conquistador on the sea for 4 months and this the first shit you see when you land

>>211565645
she's so beat

I can’t believe I keep coming back every season, I should’ve learned my lesson after s3

every season gives me reason to think I could easily sweep any individual season

damn I really miss listening to the S3 girls gossiptank in B3, this is just torture

>jet is seething from daniel and jin mogging him
>dresses up as a shark and takes out his frustration on the fish
This is genuinely a Neptunian twist, production have become the fish

>>211565538
Jan will be on BG2 what are you crying about

>>211565768
He's so predictable

>Build up to S5 reveals that Sam wont be involved in any way
How hyped will you be?

Ellie just ate off the couch wtf

dan needs a drink

the show should just be freddy in the house with ten bottles of tequila

What the fuck, they seriously taped Angelina to a chair? This is insane! Not “haha funny internet show” insane — I mean “we’re one livestream away from a congressional hearing” insane.

And the worst part? It worked. She was actually more tolerable duct-taped like a rejected magician’s assistant than screaming about dream interpretation and shadow people. I don’t know whether to be horrified or subscribe for another month.

But enough of this amateur hour psych ward LARP. You know who wouldn't have let it get this far? Scott Sullivan MMA. The second he walks in, duct tape’s off, Angelina’s in a rear naked choke, and someone’s crying in the tub while Scott yells about seed oils and the deep state.

This show doesn’t need moderation, it needs escalation. Uncut Sullivan energy. That man eats chaos for breakfast and washes it down with expired C4. You want content? You want events? Drop Scott in there like a rabid dog with a philosophy minor and let’s see who cracks first.

Either bring in Sullivan or just turn the house into a sober living facility and rename it Tank of Tranquility. Your move, Sam.

>>211565698
this is unironically my wallpaper

>>211565748
Get a pink shark costume for Mints

r/spongebob raid was funnier than anything that happened on the show this season

>>211565550
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36025453/#36028166
uhhh how old is this chick Jet is posting

>>211565560
He wasnt even 1/10th as interesting as any of these guts

Are you not entertained?

You retards hate on Jet constantly in these threads and the problem is always Sam

>only entertaining fish
>sam spergs out about his tattoos

>>211565788
I miss her

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

>>211565780
I'm grateful it turned to shit on day 4 not halfway through.

can we bring in nifty or something
tired of this fucking bitch

>>211565700
no tits
no ass
bf sending cock buddy tts about doing anal when she gets back

>>211565763
that’s what’s so hot. built like a preteen

>>211565737
>This is what made the wiggers go full dogpile on alex B
They are so fucking fragile

So asian gets kicked for something frank hassle would do and no one would bat an eye?

>>211565795
Trvthnvke

>Are you not entertained?
Not really

Honest question, why aren't they sending in a freeloader immediately?

Every time Jet tweets "It's a good cast", even ironically, shit goes down in flames.

>>211565700
post her ass

why does she cry?

>>211565515
Its just frustrating that it can never be more, I'm even fine with sometimes scaling down, but they literally never elevate, desu, the prison thing in S3 was kinda hokey, but it could work, and if it werent for Burt it wouldnt of

Are you even surprised at this point?

>>211565223
NVKE

>>211565792
>nothing but jet bits
yeah... no

nigga heil nina
nigga heil nina

>>211565809
>tats and fake lips
meh
nice ass doh

went into debt to get my love letter to freddy but it was worth it.. im done for now I don't wanna be creepy anymore its not fun.

>>211565804
wtf

NEED WEBM WITH SOUND OF JIN CALLING OUT JET FOR BEING A R9K FAG WHEN HE WAS IN A CLOSET

>>211565788
They've been the fish. I've only been watching after season 2 to laugh and make fun of production. Their misery is the only entertainment remaining.

I miss burt

>>211565792
honestly kinda yeah. means I can stop watching this slop. aside from frank and the very rare moments the fish cause (not this season) sam is the only funny parts

>>211565812
rachel made up the story. it was just some highly publicized case she latched onto for sympathy points or whatever

>>211565700
>the tan marks
ERO EROOOOO

>>211565777
i forgot frank rizzed burt when he first came in. s3 was so damn good.
s4 has been good too, hope we get more kino moments like the hog falling

>>211565740
yeah, Jet sucks on execution but he has the right instincts on what the show should be - people should be allowed to be their worst selves and not kicked because Sam's being a raging moralfag over imagined slights

>>211565491
Link

>>211565804
classic Jet moment

>>211565846
She's a good woman.

put the ptz on freddy

>starts actual drama that might cause a fight
>gets kicked an hour later
>tells everyone he was kicked for being annoying
>complains about how boring everyone is

good job sam

>>211565223
No its this

>>211565811
Luka had some gay occult shit tattooed on him and they hired him for 2 seasons

When do the fish start walking off the show?

I think Ellie is kinda already checked out

>jet gets assblasted over jin bringing up his /r9k/ history
>kicks him off without any explanation
>fans are confused and assume jin was kicked over markyposting instead
>everyone bringing up markyposting now
>all because jet is a retard
hope he gets fired for this desu

>>211565833
theyre figuring out a good bit to bring luke in

>>211565463
Swap bloodgames and famous house(3&4) and I'll 100% agree.

>>211565672
You will never be on anything bigger than this

HOLY SHIT JIN MIGHT BE COMING BACK

>>211565702
No fun allowed. You just don’t see the neptroonian vision.

sam told ben and jet they can't go on cam unless they're sharks
show is saved

>>211565775
Why the fuck does someone in a 1st world country in their early 20s that isnt dirt poor have fucked up teeth to the point of gum disease?

Can americans explain this??

This sucks ass

>>211565846
I love her

>>211565809
I heard she had a video with a tranny. Is it true and are their links?

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS LET HIM OFF WITH A WARNING

MISSION FAILED

>>211565809
beat ass face but still would

>>211565702
s4 died today. the only reason to keep watching is in the hopes that the other fish walk and humiliate jet in the process

>>211565877
i think shes finally getting into it

>Haha okay Sam, we taped her to the chair
>uhhhhh... what next???
>Uhhhh...... what?
>DAMMIT THIS CAST IS TRASH!

>>211565870
betty looks different in every picture i've seen of her

>>211565736
>s2 is a litmus test

Apparently so.

>>211565812
PUT THAT IN YA PIPE AND SMOKE IT HOOHOOHAAHAAHAAHAA

Klaus is in love with Josie

>>211565826
imagine a world where they werent so fragile and the seasons actually got fleshed out naturally with out the top characters being dogpiled or kicked

>>211565154
This is not the first shark appearance of the season, or even the day.

MDE WP2 status?

>>211565875
based comerica

>>211565740
What happened in this video?

>>211565913
>>211565913
>>211565913
>>211565913
>>211565913

new thread

>>211565877
they're all losers with nothing better to do

>they kick someone off the show within the first week
>sam's already just fucking around doing whatever with the fish

grim, this usually happens past the half way mark

>>211565432
Jet is a retard

>>211565203
Jet's little fuckdoll :)

>>211565818
WHAT THE FUCK

>>211565887
It’s over and there’s no coming back

>>211565870
those were the days...

>>211565918
Gooned

>>211565881
Not even the production value (set, actors, music) is gonna sway your opinion anon?

>>211565810
it's both stop talking shit you got paid
>>211565440
Claire and Jet Coded

>>211565883
This is old.

In the light of kicking Jin for fucking nothing I'm quite sick of Sam's holier-than-thou bullshit when in reality he's a dumb fucking grifter comedian that has a questionable at best background (oh it was legal though, it's fine. Nigger CHILD MARRIAGE is legal in some states that doesn't mean it's ok and it certainly makes your moral bullshit questionable) and doesn't know what he's talking about beyond "niggers bad". Tired of this e-daddy bullshit.

>>211565896
What am I a deeply problematic pathologic goon archivist?

>>211565666
nice trips, satan

>>211565765
this season the gloves are coming off

>>211565944
Reminder that Simmons did nothing wrong

how did the cow blow out her ankle?

interesting

>>211565702
S4 was dead on arrival

>>211565883
He didn't say that

>>211565968
part and parcel

>>211565802
kek did anyone document this? I just found out about it

>>211565700
hellno

>>211565966
What a world we live in where Simmons is redeemed.

>>211565804
def over 21 desu. you see girls just like her at every summer festival desu.

>>211565944
It wasn't even legal

i'm glad they filtered all the FAGGOTS today now I can enjoy this kino

>>211565809
I just like her sweet bogan abo aura desu.

>>211565878
Im sorry but can you explain who marky is to jet im really confused

>>211565809
LINK PLZ

Why do you people fall for it every season. Jet and sam will never put effort into anything because they think effort is inherently unfunny and something will happen out of nothing

>>211565968
Over 35 years of existence

>>211565966
Didn't Sam take what Simmons wrote in his book completely out of context? I recall someone posting screencaps from it and it was weird but not exactly how Sam portrayed it.

>>211565913
>>211565913
>>211565913

next investor stream
>look guys we know you know season 4 was just a cashgrab... but we're going to make it up to you. we needed the money. to make season 5 the best season ever. the cast this season is amazing

>>211566030
Link limit reached

>>211565985
Spongebob subreddit is shut down until further notice, people were trying to have serious conversation about SpongeBob with their parents permission but the sub was getting bombarded with fishtank fans spamming

Pretty retarded that they scrubbed all of the actual auditions...

>>211565700
dox the insta

>>211565893
stop trying to put jin in cole's league.

>>211566005
I was giving him the biggest benefit of doubt I could.

>>211566039
Yes. The book says obey the age of consent, he just fucked up the wording and said "Here's how you do it the right way" which out of context seems really bad. "The right way" he's describing is "stop before you make the worst mistake of your life"

Sam is a huge faggot for that one

>>211565331
>>211565203
>>211565490
>>211565930
She put her tongue WHERE???

>>211566039
Simmons book said "here is how to do it the right way, wait until she is 18" but sam didn't read the last part.

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/33247745/#33249732

>>211566159
angelinnareyes

UNWATCHABLE SLOP

>>211566032
To be fair, it does pay off and they make money hand over fist from dispossessed young men looking for something to latch onto in this leftist dystopia. I think Sam should just own up to his fuck ups and get on with it instead of dodging anything that could possibly expose his past to a larger audience. As for Jet it's just sad, so what you posted embarrassing shit on 4chan, get over it bitch. The more you run from this the worse it gets as the audience grows. You don't think people thought it was weird that the show basically stopped for hours while you pulled Jin down for naughty time?

And Angelina is barefoot. I don't give a shit. I told you i wanted ELLIE barefoot. ELLIE. goddamn it. I'm this close to quitting this shit for good.

>>211565221
8 )

>>211565985
Jin called Jet an r9kfag
Jet told everyone "please don't spam the spongebob reddit"
People spam the subreddit with poor context posts that normal people would think is spam.
It clogs up the queue
The single mod modding a corporate subreddit that no one visits doesn't understand the autism.
They turn it to "approved only" so they let through normal posts and easily ignore the autism
Sam, as usual, gets frothing-at-the-mouth autist view where they le eipic owned Aryeh the Wholesome Chungus and muehehehe I'm going to destroy him because I got embarrassed....
And Jet's personal army was so inept that Aryeh thinks its fake.
There was no substance or style in what they were posting.
Just buzzing flies rolling around in shit.