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Previous: >>211564178

Miss us yet?

>stupid fucking audience just wants friendtank
>removes the guy causing conflict and tension between the fish

Beer with my boy Freddy

JET NEPTROON AND THE NIGGER WIGGERS

Jin deserved to get kicked for this

DAILY REMINDER:
>Both Jet and Chip sampled child porn off the deep web for their shitty ARG project, Worldcorp
>Jet was previously a notorious /r9k/ tripfag (hack_blastard) along with his junkie father
>It is now confirmed from leaked DMs, that Jet uses his fishtank clout to fuck female fans and contestants (i.e. Claire and Abi)
>Sam came from a rich family and lived life with a silver spoon in his mouth until he was exiled from the trust fund after refusing to pay back his father
>Sam crashed his car and gave his best friend a permanent concussion
>Sam abuses HGH and TRT to compensate for his body dysmorphia as if he were a tranny on HRT
>Sam groomed and fucked a 16-year-old Marky Thompson, yet larps as a moral crusader as if he’s any better than the average person

bro thought he cooked

this shit sucks

AIEEE!!!! NOOOO! JET NEPTUNE SAMA I KNEEL!

does ellie speak?

obsessively reading the letter angelina got from her boyfriend is not as good of a look as you think daniel

>SOMEONE MARKY POSTED AT ME YESTERDAY SO I HAVE TO KILL THIS SHOW

>@ELONMUSK PLEASE RESPOND

Sam is the biggest pathetic nigga to ever live

would you conquer her?

I miss Famous House.

>4 failed bits in a row
>sam slinks back downstairs
Yeah
Nights over

>>211565938
I wasn't watching, was he kicked off the show like Ted or a more Simmons-like exit?

the juxtaposition of my obsession with s1 and my hatred of s4, and these seasons being in the same house makes me really sad

nigga heil nina

FLOP TANK

you thought you could just joopy post and get away with it?

>Jin shittests production
>still respects them afterwards
>makes content and drama with the girls

>Daniel shittests production
>silently malds afterwards
>dysgenic hunchback freak
crazy work

==ELLIE UPDATE==
she flipped a water bottle trying to get it land upright.

>shows up
>kicks your favorite fish for no good reason
>works out in front of the camera
>sits in the corner and sulks

he's as bad as the wiggers

can we get some boxing in this biatch

>>211565962
Only when spoken to like actionman told her to.

>>211565979
he got tedded

jet neptune deserves the electric chair

Well this is low energy and gay, I miss my nigga Jin.

just tuned in, why did they kick jin off?

>>211565933
Yes especially Ianposting and Payton Updating

he would have ran this season

This show sucks lets goon to Angie Angel instead

>>211565913 (OP)
Sam doesn’t want to be here and it’s the least funniest I’ve ever seen a “comedian” act in my life. Covering his fucking ears? HES SO EDGY AND BASED!!! Fucking cry-baby. Lost all his presence

SEND IN SCOTT!!!!!!! WE NEED TO SAVE THE VIBES!!!!!!

>>211565996
FIRE Ellie content

the show's over for the night
they will give no explanation for kicking Jin
go to bed at a normal time if you still can

>>211565955
>>211565982
I knew this being the selling point was a bad sign

>>211565986
blue kim clears

It’s a loose watery product.

>>211565971
its crazy how literally every woman is a whore

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36025453/#36028166
uhhh how old is this chick Jet is posting

In what way could they kick rachel that would restore vibes?

S2 keeps winning

>Fish kicked
>The Cell failed
>the arye spongebob gaslighting failed

ITS OVER!

>>211565933
such a good cast

>>211566011
too based

The Cell flopped harder than the post-Cole Chip bit

Sammy told me to close the tab

>>211566000
Sam back to ruining every season like normal

why does Sam keep ruining the show? you can larp as a christian without wigging out and shooting your own projects in the foot

SUCCUBUS REVVING UP
>SUCCUBUS REVVING UP
SUCCUBUS REVVING UP
>SUCCUBUS REVVING UP
SUCCUBUS REVVING UP
>SUCCUBUS REVVING UP

>>211566013
damn..

Reddit is fucking retarded.... first they make a post in the morning that Jin should be kicked #1 post, Sam sees this freaks out and actually kicks him, and now these retards are crying for him to come back.

>>211565933
Famous House was peak fishtank

>>211566012
Payton Updating wasnt a thing at all poser

>>211566011
production didn't like him

fishtank aura debt

dan needs a drink

>>211566038
kek

>>211566000
there's a reason his twitter handle is @wigger - he's the ULTIMATE wigger

>>211566013
DON SAY DAH SHI

so sam just showed up today to kick jin off? I thought jet and ben were talking all day about how they had a big bit planned tonight

Seriously though

Who was it that made the call?
Sam Sperg raging
OR
Jet feelings hurt

It was actually Mints

>>211566044
wiggers lost their aura

>AND THEN WE'LL GIVE FREDDIE A BEER HAHAHAHA
yeah you're not in our good graces anymore stupid wiggers, not gonna work

>>211565982
only because of her

>>211565913 (OP)
how does it feel knowing you're the kpop general of /tv/?

>>211566019
Anyone who doesn't mute their audio for that whistle is a psychopath.

i'm going to stream soon

This guy STINKS

I machine Rachel spends most of her days walking around picking things up and putting them down again

>>211566038
Sam really crashes out a lot now. It’s not even funny or endearing it’s just stupid and embarrassing. 40 year old man

>>211566000
Much worse

>Arye thinks it's fake
>Rachel refuses to do anything and knows she's a cash cow
>Daniel is non-verbal
>Angelica is tied to a chair
>everyone else isn't doing anything
>crashing out on the contestants
>viewership at a all time high with literal nontent
>Day 4

i wouldve probably left at this point
them being fans they have to know this season is cursed right?

>>211565853
i don't think there's going to be a season 5.

>>211565955
>best season best cast no bar
He must have been writing these barred out

Don't even want to scottyrock anymore. Rape and kill Jet Neptroon.

why did they print out the subreddit posts instead of just going on reddit and showing the posts to him on sam's phone
sam did that for the fake tai cancellation except this actually happened
dumb fucking wiggers

Dan is a dud

>>211566078
everything bad that happens is sam's fault

SEASON 4 WAS A CASHGRAB AND IT WORKED LMFAO RETARDS

J O Y R I D E S T A T U S ?

>>211565979
even less screen time than ted
they called him into the basement for an interview and he was gone
instagram normies are holding out on us with his story

>>211566059
hi jet, you forgetting you stayed up all night seething and then posted in chat about a “big change” coming today

BUY MYSTERY
SELL DAN
HOLD JEW
BUY FRED
HOLD ELLIE

>>211566011
he mogged jet yesterday by calling him an r9k poster

Scottyrockers, what's the plan

>>211566078
>scapegoating mints
that's low

>>211565933
It will NEVER get any better than Famous House 1

>>211566086
nice

Who in S4 would have been good in S3

>>211566082
pretty based, like the kpop generals we're the only active threads on the board

>>211566038
>YOU'RE A CREEPY PERVERTED PEDOPHILE, GET OUT!

>>211566063
r u kidding me?

LITERALLY AN HOUR AGO
WHAT THE FUCK WAS SAM THINKING?!?!?

>>211566023
this guy killed his wife and his subsequent girlfriends

>daniel still going shirtless trying to pretend to be tj
god damn i hate that faggot

>i got a fucking death threat
Freddy is so naturally funny

>>211566070
lol he made a straight up disgusted face when Freddy told him he plays rock music. I'm legitimately starting to hate this faggot.

whoa they taped her to a chair

The "huge bit" for tonight was the cell and spongebob shit, none of the cast cared about either.

>>211566013
That's good eating.

It's Jet Neptune Dot Com!

fat rachel limping around moaning and doing nothing is symbolic of the season
it's an artist type thing

post joopy plz

What the fuck? They kicked Jin from the show? Are we seriously firing people like it's a Starbucks shift change? This isn’t a group therapy retreat—it’s Fishtank, not Nice N’ Easy with a Subtle Plot Twist. What the hell’s next, sending someone home for "exceeding meme allowance"?

Jin was doing what we actually pay for—he was throwing barbs, sparking mini meltdowns, and ironically demanding we all “just vibe.” That’s content. That’s unhinged-benevolent-neurodivergent-lord-of-chaos content. Hell, even if he was stumbling into metaphors like a caffeinated koala, it was at least entertaining.

My beautiful wife

>>211566087
He’s afraid to do anything now thanks to Sam

>>211566011
I promise im not joking when I say the official explanation was "he was being annoying"

Horrendous vibes right now. No pizza party could save this.

>>211566083
Yeah and Sam used to play-up the crazy psycho comedian bit and have energy. Now he’s no better than one of the contestants

how many viewers are on the site right now?

WE NEED AN EMERGENCY CHIP RIGHT FUCKING NOW

cool clods

>>211566011
sam feared his power level and charisma and complete disinterest in being a fishtank clinger oner

>>211566078
IT RHYMES WITH WHAT NIGGA

>>211565913 (OP)
>>211565979
Jin kicked for talking about jets r9k posting
>day 4

Angie has her feet out btw

>>211565933
The best cast members are always a minimum of 27

>>211566082
sorry would you rather have the uncle spammer back? fuck off

>>211566123
freddy

>>211566116
Disowning this Neptroonian production and focusing on getting a PS5

>>211566123
Freddy. He could have gotten hammered every night.

jin won

>>211566068
he doesn't have enough power(alcohol) he needs more!!!

>>211566130
and his mom and crazy neighbor

>>211566094
there's no way the audience counter on the website is real, right? the youtube stream has 5,000 people max

So how many times are they going to kick people off camera before people start asking why they're doing it?

>>211566108
>Have never received a single cent from me or mined crypto
Opps neptroon

>>211566123
Freddy

Jin based god and real

>>211566129
how the fuck did this happen?

complete vibe annihilation

>>211566135
Freddy is a deadbeat faggot but he's cooler than Sam has ever been and ever will be. He'll almost certainly kick him because of this

BINX <3

Goodnight, godbless

at least turn angie around so the hd camera can zoom in and i can jerk off and go to sleep

>director cam in an empty room
kino

bleak

drenchgooners, anything to report?

>i know you jerked off to me anon
how do you respond

>>211566135
>guitar music
>2025
uhhhhh

Frog boiling status?
They killed S2 with the gator squats, and now they killed S4 in record time with this

If Angie loudly pisses on herself and moans as she does it I might be able to forgive. But still probably not.

>>211566155
nearly the all time peak

the scene that sealed his fate

>>211566031
This is the guy telling you not to say troon because it's cringe lol

Jin is not like cole
That's not why people are upset
People are upset because the wiggers who kicked jin are the same wiggers who kicked cole
The situation surrounding his kicking was the same. It's not because of who he was as a fish, it's because prod are fucking retarded retards who can't run a fucking show and are retarded retards

does jet know it's over?

>>211566200
I don't jerkoff

>>211566124
look binx! kino!!

>>211566161
>it's not right what he did
what did he even do? why are these fags so damaged

>>211566196
dude I LOVE fantank

>>211566155
not as many as the counter says thats for sure

As much as I hate Indians(more than you). Simbol would have been more interesting than most of theese fucks

even the stow exe reflect the absolute state
every one is red apart from ellie
gj wigger shitters
jin was the embodiment and played up his character yall are fucking trooned up

>>211566149
She's not exactly beautiful. Yes, her ass makes up for it but let's be real.

>>211566171
>>211566183
>>211566188
finally someone said it

>hey guys so i know this was the first day where we actually saw the fish come into form and make alliances and rivalries
>so i decided to kick the only shit stirrer and kill all content
>GET NEPTUNED!!!

>Jeremy Gold: Best
1 appearance
>The Judge: Middle
1 appearance
>Jeremy Goldstriker: Worst
3 appearances

Why do they insist on forcing garbage on us?

"Guys....look...it's no surprise season 4 was a total shit show dud...alright? Listen....I know...I'm the first one to hear all of it...But....we have to take risks....we're fishtank...and I'm personally proud of the team busting their ass...that being said...we're gonna take the time and hammer out all the problems and come back even stronger...better audio...better bits....guys....season 5 is gonna blow your mind...."

>Bot audience smiles
>Agrees
>" Ya know what? They did work hard."
>Next season
>Repeat

I usually don't care if a contestant is boring. But holy shit.
KICK. RACHEL.
This bitch is doing NOTHING.

>>211566171
>>211566183
>>211566188
jincel hivemind strikes again

>buy jin stock
these niggas are getting kicked

>buy jin
arye is based

Guys, it's time to unleash the beast — BRING IN AIRSOFTFATTY! The tank is flatlining. We’re two episodes away from it being repurposed as a community college improv class. We don’t need more awkward silences and passive-aggressive granola energy — we need a full-blown entropy bomb waddling through the front door like he spawned from a Dorito portal.

AirsoftFatty doesn’t blend in. He dominates the atmosphere. The man is a walking fever dream. One second he’s peacefully humming anime intros, next second he’s in a spiritual shouting match with the ceiling fan while making ramen in the coffee pot.

He brings lore. He brings volume. He brings the exact kind of barely-contained pandemonium this season is starving for. You want real moments? Try watching someone try to explain boundaries while Fatty is shirtless in the kitchen screaming “LIGHTNING BLADE!” and launching a vape at a roach.

This isn’t just a casting decision — it’s an act of mercy. Drop him in the house, let the laws of physics unravel, and watch viewership soar. Otherwise, this whole thing’s going out quieter than a Discord mod at a party.

>>211566011
who knows

/ourguy/

>>211566111
>instagram normies are holding out on us with his story
There is no story. On his live he said he doesn't know why he was kicked. He said he asked Bill Ottman and he didn't know either. They didn't give him a reason, just gave him his suitcase.

all the stocks should go down in revolt. id love to see jet and sams reaction. kek

a Tribute to everyone’s favorite Turkish Bogan Crack Hoe/House Maid

>>211566188
HOLY SHIT

>>211566123
Freddy is the only one who feels normie enough to blend in while also being subtly based

>>211566228
she's beautiful of soul

>>211566019
He's a an out of touch, grifting boomer, now. He just gets by on yesterdays work.

>>211566208
i'm actually really glad they kicked him, this age gap made me super uncomfortable and his behavior towards the women on the show has been super icky

>>211566103
No shit he already got threatened to be kicked off by Jet last night and then Sam came in today and said they kicked Jin cause him and Dan were being annoying but Dan has higher stox. Now he’s gonna be docile and try not to get kicked. One again, production blows up their show when it was heading in a good direction. It’s actually incredible how bad they are at this.

>>211566036
I regret scrolling to the top

how do you let this happen to your show on day 4 of 42? shit was dead on arrival

the house 2 case is fire they got a tranny midget name tyreek

>>211566220
They're honestly cute together

Hello, Tanklings. Yes, it’s me. Your host, your tormentor, your unlicensed therapist in a three piece suit that smells faintly of trout. Now, I know the whispers. I’ve heard the gasps. “Why did he kick out Jin? What did Jin do?”
Nothing. Jin did absolutely nothing. Not a prank, not a tantrum, not even a mildly unhinged confessional. And that’s the problem, isn’t it? In a house built on bedlam, Jin had the audacity to be... reasonable. The nerve!
And so, in a moment of pure theatrical impulse, call it a vibe, call it cosmic indigestion I pushed that button. Out Jin went. Poof. Gone like a dream you can’t remember but somehow feel guilty about.

Simmons did nothing wrong and was kicked wrongfully
Brandon essentially did nothing wrong and got people raging because of the implications of retarded parents dressing kids up like fags
Jin did literally NOTHING wrong

why does Sam keep nuking the vibe of the show?

>>211566075
Evil ellie

>>211566019
>failed at art
>failed at politics
>failed at comedy
sam is a grifter. he has no skills

>>211566094
>the cast is very entertaining
>they do the love hate stuff so good
>they bounce of each other well enough
>only one that i didn't like much was jin since he took the creepy shit too far

tbt this cast is great, rachel is non-tent but she is the lolcow and so pathetic that just living is a struggle for her.

So she's just taped to a chair? There's nothing else?

>>211566149
Any of these vids on a normal porn site or only some shady link?

buy jin

wallahi this shi aint even g4

>>211565933
It's no exaggeration to say they will never top Famous House, like most things in life they peaked at the third season and it's all downhill from there

>>211566234
is he even jeremy goldstriker this season? everyone has been calling him sam

>>211566220
look at this and weep artist guys

>>211566140
>surprise rachel drama shitshow last night
>oh shit the spongebob thing the reveal is gonna make him freak
>this season going great can't wait til tomorrow

>kick best fish
>fake coddle rachel
>"its fake"
fell for it again award

>>211566252
Saved. Gooning to this later.

>>211566202
S2 still had some stuff to go on because we still had Jimmy on to assault a bitch
Fatty was there crying
Tay and the flip were also "fine"
TJ had the fat titted whore

The current cast was already a wash with Jin being the general standout
Without even the bare minimum of Jin this shit completely washed

If I was the wiggers I would just shut it down now

this was day 4 of season 3. the night luke was eliminated

>i dont buy their bullshit story as to why jin got kicked
based

>>211566263
for me it's beetlejuice

>>211566252
based, post it in oc

>>211566201
and what do you listen to? 2010's niggerslop? eslut dream pop? tranny breakbeat?

>>211566078
>>211566117
Mints is an unironic karen tier seether faggot that should uninironically be excluded from show like Luca and Rockystream.
Never trust this fucking retard, he will knife you in the back

>>211566086
appreciate it

Aryeh constantly calling out the wiggers bullshit and retarded bits is my fav running gag

>>211566188
He’s a literal dickhead lmao

>>211566275
dude it's a gofile link you freak

Only one girl is strong enough to resurrect this season…throw some “taymakers” down

>>211566068
is that coors light?

>aryeh knows sam's bullshit reason was, in fact, bullshit
uh oh aryeh's gonna be gone next for going against daddy sam!

alright see you tomorrow
i'm sure they'll bring it back

They kicked Jin off-camera because if they tried to Simmons him he'd have Markyposted on the show

SAM IF YOU'RE READING THIS, KILL YOURSELF NIGGER
YOU'RE A HACK
WORLD PEACE 2 ISNT FUNNY AND NEITHER IS YOUR STAND UP

Why hasn't house 2 gone live?

>>211566261
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/33247745/#33249732

dirench confessional

>>211566285
he's seen a thing or two

Can someone kindly explain to me who marky is in relation to jet? And why its such an issue.

>>211566285
JET, THIS GUY IS SHIT TESTING. GET HIM OFF THE FUCKING SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARYEH STOP SHITTESTING PRODUCTION

>>211566234
It's jason goldstriker, faggot

The only thing that can save this its the ball brothers

Production is so bad this season, what’s going on? Feels like they outsourced the whole thing to a Fiverr intern with a cracked copy of OBS and zero concept of “timing.” Mics cutting out, cameras pointed at empty hallways for 20 minutes, and somehow every dramatic moment gets interrupted by a scene switch to someone making toast in complete silence.

There used to be flow, there used to be chaos with intent. Now it’s just surveillance footage of a daycare for people with seasonal depression. Half the time it feels like the producers are asleep at the wheel or too scared to actually produce anything. You can practically hear the offscreen panic whenever someone starts yelling — instant hard cut to the fishtank logo like we won’t notice.

And the audio mixing? Bro, sometimes it sounds like someone duct-taped a lav mic to a dog and let it roam the house. You’ll get one person whispering existential dread into the void while another is offscreen knocking over pots and pans like it’s a Tom & Jerry skit.

>>211566210
it's like they saw how fucked the voting system was last season, and are overcompensating by kicking anyone on their own discretion.

>>211566285
autists can tell when you are lying but not when you are joking

If I was on Fishtank I'd bail right after they kicked someone for the lols

>>211566309
the first flattering image someone has ever posted of her, nice

>>211566314
holy fuuuuuuuuck

>>211566035
Yes.
Women love to show off their body, it's just their nature. They almost all enjoy rough sex.

They want to show you their vagina you just have to make it seem like she's not only a vagina (and some don't care). They love sex as much as you do.

>>211566087
the adrenaline from pouring milk on rachel ran out

>>211565951
Did he actually say that? Because he's right.

>>211566090
He's been the fucking dad of his gang of zoomers for years now. That's all he is now. A faggot dad.

I think that's why he hates Freddy (and that he's a disgusting drunk). He's roughly the same age, so his e-daddy spell won't work on him, so there's a risk he'll find himself on equal footing with another male, and that's the one place alpha-male dad doesn't want to find himself.

this morning to afternoon was kino and now it’s fucking dead air, gg wiggers

>>211566309
I want to put her in a sun dress

>>211566245
fatty would absolutely rip into them for being a bad boring cast and make it even worse for jet
do it

we need to be shittesting production

i just woke up, can i get a qrd? is jin in the bathroom i don't see him on any of the cams

>>211565979
Cole and Ted at least had an intense exit off the show. Jin was called down to the basement for a confessional, Sam comes out and tells Daniel to pack up Jin's stuff. So it really was the sneakiest way to kick someone off.

>>211566285
AND JUST LIKE THAT

>>211566285
YOU'RE ACTING LIKE COLE

>>211566277
hang on for 4 days /icej/ bros the prison stream will deliver the content we desire

>>211566011
He mentioned hack blastard and jet on r9k and they were scared he would marky post

rachel isn't gonna last long. might as well find two new people from craigslist or get some bums/freeloaders in and have SOME ACTUAL GAMES

>>211566271
>Get a skill
>No, of course I don't have one
>T-t-that's why it's good a-advice

best thing one of them could do right now is leave and call production lazy

>>211565913 (OP)
went to go workout and shower
what i miss within the past 2 hours?
jin status?
jet status?
samuel status?

sam, they're like, shit-testing production again.
when do i get paid?

>>211566279
I meant Jason Goldstriker, but you're right he's not really playing a character at all and they've stopped correcting the fish when they call him "Sam".
He's literally just Sam in a blue suit this season.

it's time

>cast autistic guy
>hes smart enough to see through the wiggers retarded bullshit reasonings
oops!

>>211566306
why are they so afraid of marky? everybody knows about it. hasan always talks about it on his stream of 40k people. just let the cat out of the bag already so you dont have to live in constant fear of an open secret.

REMINDER
>bill ottman doesn't even know why jin was kicked
>BILL OTTMAN doesn't even know why jin was kicked

>>211566348
yeah he's in the shower

>>211566171
kek

>>211566267
Brandon was a faggot
He did a lot of things wrong

>>211566334
It's from like 5 years ago lol

>>211566327
it would be reminiscent of the twerking protester as the background is engulfed in flames
could be kino in a way

>>211566000
we thought this was a season 1 repeat but it's actually a season 2 repeat

Don't sleep on daniel something is planned to push him up to main character but you didn't hear this from me
-Anonymous

>>211566285
Based

these 2 in the finals will go wild

>>211566360
smell like vegemite

>>211566324
>noo not my fictional character
faggot

>>211566140
How did the cell only last a half hour?

What was the excuse for kicking Jin???????? I haven't been here all day.

>>211566316
Pretty sure Marky was also posting on r9k and Jet had a crush on her.

rachel large

>they’re all speculating crazy reasons why jin got kicked
>the truth is just that production has fragile egos and suck at running a show

>>211566360
Wait.....

>>211566193
where do i find these

>>211566360
Be brave and post her butthole vid, please anon

>>211566332
yeah it kind of makes me angry at the contestants for not wondering more but i guess they didnt like him and its competition, the viewers are the real problem eating it up

>>211566392
Being annoying

>>211566382
He just doesn't have main character energy, it's impossible.

This tank needs a hero

>>211566332
I would have as well
Unfortunatly the women need twitter clout and the remaining males are too autistic and retarded to understand what's happening

>>211566019
>say anything including the n word but NEVER say the m word

>>211566360
Imagine the farts.

>>211566392
he made sam and jet angwy

>>211566285
YOU'RE ACTING JUST LIKE COLE
YOU'RE ACTING JUST LIKE COLE

>>211566363
>jin status?
kicked
>jet status?
troon
>samuel status?
faggot

>ANGIE FEET OUT
ARE DIRECTOR AND PTZ RETARDS (POSSIBLY SAME PERSON) ASLEEP AT 8:49 PM?

>>211566363
they had a cell challenge that was horribly mismanaged and sam freaked out about how fucking bad it was

>>211566363
jin got kicked out
jet is checked out
samuel is cucked out
game over desu

>>211566332
Yeah, I wouldn't've danced for no reason after they kicked Jin for no reason and they would've kicked me

>>211566382
no one cares

>>211566063
dumbass

>>211566382
>something is planned to push him up to main character
that much is obvious. he is the worst fish BY FAR too. i would rather rachel be the main character

>>211566397
>Jin would have immediately guessed and told everyone that was the reason if it was Daniel kicked.

>>211566416
andy dick will be there soon

>>211566392
meta onions or some shit

>>211566360
How many fishbucks to have that on my face?

>>211566149
She’s sweet, fit and feisty. That’s all a woman needs. Dog face don’t matter

>>211566349
They feared he would Markypost on his way out. 100%.

He explicitly said on his IG live when people asked him about Markyposting "I wasn't going to... you know what, I won't say it, say anything about that, and if it was the creep stuff they could have asked and I'd have toned it down. I thought everyone knew about hack blastard! Like jet was on r9k, it's no big deal!"

>>211566023
>>211566130
>>211566173
I love that guy's videos and (unrelated) rape.

>4 days in
>already kicking people off for bullshit reasons
>still dont have Profile Pictures for the cast
goronian

Fishtank contestants should have to be either older than 35 or younger than 20

>>211566416
Scott Sullivan MMA

>>211566328
This is literally worse than the rv

nina

>>211566285
STOP SHIT TESTING PRODUCTION

>>211566416
just send in cole what the fuck

I can't believe Aryeh got the /r/spongebob subreddit shut down... Is this dude deranged or what? This man really speedran going from “funny eccentric guy” to “internet war criminal” in under two weeks. How do you even get banned from Spongebob? That’s like getting kicked out of a church bake sale for bringing too much frosting.

You have to actively try to tank something that wholesome. Like what was the plan? Show up in full Squidward cosplay and start quoting Nietzsche until the mods cracked? If your mere presence causes a subreddit dedicated to a yellow sponge to nuke itself from orbit, you might need to reevaluate a few things — or at least stop treating every corner of the internet like it’s a battleground for your inner monologue.

At this point Aryeh has become a metaphysical force of forum decay. He doesn’t troll — he haunts. Subreddits, discords, DMs… everything he touches starts glitching like a PS2 cutscene with a scratched disc.

And honestly? Kind of iconic. Horrifying, yes. Morally ambiguous, probably. But undeniably content. Keep him away from any fandoms with structural integrity unless you want to see them implode like a dying star.

i will never get over duranche looking like this

>jet he knows about marky
>we need him gone

>>211566387
josie and vance part 2
angelina/letty will be there too

>>211566426
wigger crew huddle
and I'm sure mints isn't pleased with us right now (ptz runner)

>>211566424
is it all just softcore?

>>211566388
nice

ANGELINA FEET OUT, DIRECTOR AND PTZ RETARD ASLEEP AT 8:50 PM BEING FED MOMMY MILK BEFORE CRASH

>>211566371
>REMINDER
>i dont even know who bill ottman is
>I dont even know who bill ottman is

>>211566391
It was 1v1 force the other person to leave the room. Freddy won because he is not a clumsy sped or a 90 lb woman.

>everyone sits in silence and does nothing
wow great show. smart choices were made today.

>>211566360
Gotta pay that mortgage

>Everybody just sitting around after 4 bits end in disaster
Hey remember when things were happening between these people and developing organically? What happened to that?

>>211566371
This is what bill wants

bill ottman wondering why a contestant was kicked

>>211566374
nothing worth hijacking the show and scuttling the plans they had for the season over
Laron was a fag, Burt was a fag, Brandon was a fag like all the other fags before and after

>>211566416
This tank needs the basement purged

LITERAL DEAD AIR

>>211566344
Tan marks sexooooo

>>211566331
When people joke with me I think they're retarded and actually believe what they're saying. Takes like a day to figure out they didn't actually believe the nonsense that they were saying.

But when they lie, the subtle discrepancy with facts and reality immediately sticks out like a sore thumb. The story doesn't add up.

>>211566460
don't reply to ai posts

sam hyde's legacy

>>211566466
Why don't the wiggers use chatgpt to come up with challenges?

>>211566424
damn that's the first time I've been nearly more attracted to a girl once she got tats... good call on her part

>>211566441
S2 had so much potential man. The fan reveal fucking ruined everything

>Shows up
>Ruins the show
>Leaves
Bravissimo, Sam

>>211566469
I really want to know how conversations like this go down

>>211566486
KWAB

how can a bad season have such a good woman

>>211566422
SEND IN COLE

>>211566360
Reminder: this chick owns a house and Sam owes the sate of Rhode Island 200k

Ugh, can Ellie fucking do anything? Talk about nontent. Every time the camera cuts to her, it’s like the energy in the house flatlines and gets replaced with the sound of a single moth hitting a lightbulb in an empty room. She’s got the vibe of someone who wandered onto the set thinking it was a group interview at REI and just decided to stay.

We’re deep into the season and her biggest arc so far is… what? Mildly raising her voice once and occasionally existing near the fridge? That’s not content — that’s background noise. You could swap her out with a cardboard cutout holding a LaCroix and no one would notice for two days.

Everyone else is either unraveling or launching into some bizarre vendetta arc, and Ellie’s just out here doing the emotional equivalent of buffering. It's like watching a screensaver of a person. No chaos. No gambits. Not even a cursed arts & crafts moment.

At least be weird. Do a monologue to a lamp. Pick a fight with a toaster. Whisper conspiracy theories into the vents. Just something. Right now she’s like the tutorial NPC that never got assigned a quest.

Thanks for the kino, Jet!

>>211566486
>>211566495
KWAB

>>211566486
KEK

I'm howling every time they cut to B3

>>211566486
He's really gone?

>>211566486
Goddamn he is based

>>211566416
nah i don't feel like it

>>211566486
Just like Burt lol

>S4 is a flop
>World Peace 2 public release will expose that MDE doesn't have that spark anymore in 2 days
Genuinely worried for Sam's state of mind

>>211566416
>hero
more like a MONKEY KING

>>211566486
What a joke lol

>>211566486
you're acting like cole
stop acting like cole

*annoys you*

>>211566474
nope

dirench confessional ruined by faggot freddy

>>211566382
He's a Jon/Jimmy, not MC material
MC will either be Wrench or Angie S1 repeat

Jet never learns

>>211566448
Exactly
she's not boring, knows how to take care of people and seems like she'll put her faith in you

>jin kicked bc of hack_blastard's fragile ego
>every single bit going down in flames
>sam pissed at the absolute nontent cast
>let's just tape the annoying bitch to a chair lol

WHAT WILL THE WIGGERS DO NEXT?!?! TUNE IN AFTER THIS AD BREAK

>>211566094
>viewership at a all time high
You know it's all fake, right? Jet's been faking it since S1 and Sam has not paid enough attention to notice.

>>211566416
Let him get a third W?

>>211566486
GO HOME JINCEL
ITS OVER FOR YOU

>ANGELINA FEET UNIRONICALLY OUT
>NO ZOOM

>>211566486
fuck the wiggers

>>211566486
really cooling down on jin

Okay, Sam and Jet have to see their audience not TTSing and the chat just spamming to bring back Jin and to buy Jin - do you think it just makes them seethe even more?

>>211566505
Sam hates Jet for ruining his name with this shitty as show
Jet hates Sam for ruining this shitty show

TOP 2 IN CONFESSIONAL

seriously, why do they hate us so much? they all used to post here, they steal ideas from us constantly, and we're their main audience, but its obvious they absolutely despise us.

>>211566483
few realize this

anyone who goes on the show after season 3 is dumb

>>211566416
He's on his way

>>211566552
sexy preteen body

>>211566416
Literally ANYONE from the S3 cast

>>211566486
snippy

>>211566536
The WP2 premiere must be eating at him so bad

>>211566541
post the hardcore ones man, take one for the team and make this thread good

>>211566486
Fucking cheap lazy wiggers

>>211566480
I got banned for saying Jin won

>>211566360
I CUM FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER

>>211566416
This tank needs heroin

>>211566540
Cole used to act like that...

we need to be acting like Cole

>>211566527
Jet
>put sister on staff/camera
>kick rachel
>bring back jin
>apologize

>>211566486
jin needs to list his demands

>>211566559
>ZOOM ON ARYEH FEET INSTEAD

>>211566552
flat

>>211565933
No.
>>211566046
lol

>>211566486
>>211566495
>200 fucking dollars
he should have markyposted on his IG live insta of being a fucking pussy scraping and begging for production's money afraid to burn bridges

can you shut the fuck up you whining faggots I'm trying to watch rachel kino

RACHEL POOPING HER PANTS IN THE WHEELCHAIR

>>211566550
His methhead father looked better at 50.

>>211566555
It's Sam who kicked Jin

I'm dying on this hill

>>211566486
>Paid to shit on Neptroon
Jin won

Freddie is around Direnc he won't leave her alone LEAVE MY WIFE ALONE!

>has to sit outside confessional and listen to his dog talk to the wrench
kek

>>211566536
Don't worry he has legion of cryptobros that will fund him into early retirement

Hack blastard meltdown

So now what?

>>211566564
Yeahhh you can see the cycle since s2

>>211566504
Nonsense

we need alex. alex and fred need to team up

>>211566460
I fully expected them to go full degen like the old IP2 RV trips, but unfortunately I was disappointed.

Day 4 shows ruined. Jin being kicked will have a chilling effect on rest of cast, so expect even a greater degree of nontent from the remaining boring cast members.

>>211566569
honestly good question. out of reddit, twitter, discord...

>>211566539
cole got paid $0 lmao not $200

>>211566474
nah i just clipped some cute booty teasing (my favorite)

top 2 confessional

>>211566546
Freddy needs to go drink for drink with him

>>211566537
Genuinely the most obvious way to fix the show

>>211566509
she is really cute for a trashy stripper

>>211566500
>21k people are watching this
totally real and not botted at all

>The funniest thing about fishtnak is that all of the beers are warm


hahaha

I hope Jin gets some good jap pussy in Osaka

final two if the show doesn't end tonight

>>211566546
Fuck no, he's boring and annoying (and not in the good way).

I'd pay $5000 for them to get Boogie2988 on it and then surprise him with Frank Hassle.

>>211566426
I got you

Marky
Nina
Marky
Nina

Dude.
Why did the cast fans again?

>>211566595
to be fair he did say "i was never gonna markypost" on live which is still technically markyposting

>>211566486
why are people seething about the pay? he only had two fishbucks so he got paid the same price fishbucks have been since season 1? are you guys ok?

so uhh, they taped her to a chair, is that it? nothing has happened for the past hour.

>>211566550
more hideous than most of the contestants

maybe you could have not kicked Jin

>>211566486
Damn fine wages for an /ftl/ poster. Sadly I can never forgive him for letting the Mizzler on his exit stream.

>>211566559
>>211566590
I NEVER RAGED SO HARD AT PRODUCTION
ZOOM IN ON THAT SHIT

Ok guys, I’m tired of all these Coleposters. Every thread turns into a shrine for this Season 2 lunatic like we’re all supposed to pretend he descended from the heavens with a can of Bang and a copy of Meditations. It’s been over 2 seasons — let it go. You’re not deep because you quote his 3AM porch ramble about duality while he’s pissing in a bucket.

Every normal discussion gets hijacked. Someone says “Production’s kinda scuffed this season,” and suddenly three Coleposter accounts pop in like “Actually, if Cole were in the house, the energy grid would realign and the cast would ascend into hyperconscious fish beings.” Bro. It’s a livestream. Not a sacred text.

Yes, he was entertaining. Yes, he looked like he hadn't slept in 3 years and might challenge a lamp to a debate. But he’s gone. He’s not walking back into that house barefoot to spiritually cleanse the drywall. Move on.

Let the current cast rot in peace without you trying to summon Cole like he’s Bloody Mary for terminally online schizos. This isn’t Season 2. We’re in the post-Cole era now. Adapt.

>>211566608
They feed Freddy alcohol, milk Rachel's tantrums, and lightly torture Dan for a few weeks

>>211566569
Jet is ashamed of his past here

>>211566094
Website viewership randomly doubled in 15 minutes when Sam showed up and Youtube stayed the same. Definitely botted

THEY'RE HAVING THE SAME FUCKING CONVO WTF IS HAPPENING??? THIS IS PRIME TIME!!!!!!

>>211566589
Cole is so fucking funny it's unbelievable.

>>211566608
Kill Jet

>>211566637
Because non-fans called the cops on them last season and got the show shut down

>>211566546
he'll just scream the whole time while both chat and the other fish chant put the fries in the bag

>>211566486
What a bunch of fucking jews

>>211566486
jesus christ jet.
im gonna go back to listening to cumtown and playing rimworld. fuck this shit

It was so good for 3 days and then it completely shit the bed

>>211566589
>Harsh but fair demands
This is why Cole is the champ

>>211566486
He is unironically so fucking funny

GOON SACK

>>211566569
because we say it like it is and don't suck their dicks for doing absolutely nothing

fishbucks have always been worth $100 is this thread ok?

Just bring Jin back and all can be forgiven.

>>211566653
Hi Mints.

jet sounded insanely demoralized on that announcement

>>211566539
We like Cole though. We aren't mad about Cole. You're mad funny.

>bakers quit
lol wiggers pissed off the wrong people

>>211566565
the show is over dumby

>>211566684
Jet sounds really enthused

>>211566637
Jet wants to fuck and he has no shot with anyone who doesn't know he's e-famous, we've been over this.

Rachel has been slowly degrading every day by week 2 she will be a pile of rotting meat

>>211566596
forreal

final 3 will be the wrench, fred, and daniel

>>211566683
they used to be $500

COLE WON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff2zfsfypio

>>211566633
it's the only good outcome left, but the wiggers are going to coddle ellie and rachel to the end so they can farm tts and toys

>>211566684
No. Because they've exposed how much their ego is fucked

>>211566674
nigger what it sucked for two days and had like 3 good moments in the 3rd and 4th

>>211566666
It didn't get shutdown, the visit happened in the first 3 or 4 days and the show continued like nothing happened.

Fat fucks just rolling around her room saying fuck over and over. And, I don't even feel bad for her.

>>211566648
To be fair he didn't watch Season 3 and told her "I don't know your whole deal"

>>211566674
it was not that good

>>211566616
Sam will regret it and for a moment become apologetic, then he'll build into another rage out - I predict the target of his next rager will be either Daniel or Freddy
after which the season will be again cut short

>goon sack
>tapping the goon sack
aw memories

>team building challenge
We reached “vibe repair” status on day 4
Truly grim

>>211566666
holy checked

>>211566370
Cause Sam has to have a perfect Aura on the show and cant be seen as weak ever

>>211566689
Yeah lol, he was crying beforehand.

sam is the worst part of the show right now, it did not need him today

Sam just finished beating jet

Jet is LOW energy right now

>>211566693
Wow Jet ruining stuff again for another one of his faggot half-baked bits? Color me surprised

Why is Sam so pissy? He’s acting like a big roided-out baby this season. Dude’s stomping around the control room like a gym rat who got denied his pre-workout and now has to take it out on a group of unpaid improv actors trapped in a livestreamed IKEA maze.

Every time someone breathes wrong, he’s slamming buttons, cutting the feed, and ranting off-mic like he’s directing Full Metal Jacket. Bro. Chill. You created a digital fishbowl of insanity — what did you expect? Peace? Dignity? Rational behavior? You filled the house with sleep-deprived gremlins and then act shocked when one of them eats glue on camera.

He’s got that energy of a substitute teacher who lost control 10 minutes into class and now he’s just angrily assigning “silent lunch” to a room full of feral middle schoolers. Sam, if you wanted order, you should’ve launched a podcast. Instead you built a panic simulator and seem mad it’s working.

started a stopwatch when the announcement went out for rachel to leave her den, it's been 1 minute as of right now

>>211566674
It wasn't "so good"
It was fairly mediocre

>>211566715
>>211566710
Hey it was good for the first few days, usually fuck all happens

>>211566393
But who is marky? And why is it something forbidden to talk about

Angelina already being let out
Great fishtoy

Sams here funs over guys :(

>>211566674
the only good moment that's happened so far is sam kicking freddy in the head, wasn't that the first night?

wow man i'm glad that taping up angie bit paid off

>>211566716
When they asked why Jin was kicked, Sam replied with "Because Jin and Daniel are annoying." So yeah Daniel is next.

>>211566744
based stopwatch anon

>>211566662
this old post Jet made will do
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/32658743/#32658743

>>211566711
they were nearly charged with keeper of a disorderly house because brandon filed a police report

>>211566731
He should be a once a week thing.

>>211566742
chatgpt

>>211566731
>right now
always has been
other than jet
they are constant, active detriments to the show that they created. wild thing

>>211566739
his show is off the rails so it's understandable

Sam doesn't belong in this season, these people don't need him

>>211566752
It's a schizo thing, you wouldn't understand.

it can fixed if he returns by tonight, it can just be seen as a crazy little fishtank day and itll be all good ;)

>>211566739
Not low enough

>>211566752
The child Sam fucked.

cant wait to see what half assed bullshit they pulled out of their ass at the last minute, hotdog eating contest?

>>211565990
Thank God for TJ saving season 2 and making it the best season (along with Jimmy)

new >>211566781

>>211566744
she's got to rearrange her trash at least 10 more times before she comes down

nobody bake

>>211566773
The wiggers are so fucking retarded

Even though Sam probably hated Jin too, he still kept the show together and stirred shit up in a fun way. There's no tension now
>no tard to wrangle like Jimmy, she locks herself away upstairs
>daniel on an island seething the entire day, too autistic to do anything

Crazy idea I know but maybe if you didn't have a bunch of skeletons in your closet you were trying to hide away you wouldn't have to be so paranoid and kick people for no good reason on your "say anything show" sorry, maybe that was a nigger thought.

WE NEED JUPITER REPAIR VIBES

>>211566086
thanks scott

>>211566785
Yeah I'm not fucking buying it Jet

Kill yourself
I hope your payment processer bans you

>>211566744
keep us updated in the new thread homie

>>211566772
Nigga is that his sister in the pic?

>>211566773
It was him that did it? I'm not even surprised, he was such a fucking bitch and is still threatening people on YouTube that even talk about him.

>>211565992
It's about control. Jin can toe the line but he can't be controlled or manipulated like Daniel can. Daniel's already been buckbroken and is being a good goy

>>211566716
I can’t see them continuing.
Total demoralization.
They did this to themselves.

>>211566752
sam hydes 16 yr old ex gf
he doesnt like people knowing about it
during s1 someone snuck marky into a fishtank montage and sam retweeted it LOL

Sam Texted Mizzy to unfollow Jin on instagram and she did it. Cucked.

>>211566160
every season they cuck content for seemingly no reason
this is exactly why
fishtank is solely for recruiting under the guise of le ebbin reality big brother show

Why do they keep the fat piece of shit around. She just holds things up and acts like she's in control of the show.

Scam Hyde is a pedophile and serial rapist

Justice for Summers

Justice for Eve

Justice for Marky

Justice for Simmons

Justice for Mauro

Justice for Cole

Justice for Joel

Justice for Charls

Justice for Sam's fatherless kids

Justice for Fred Hyde

Justice for Don Jolly

Justice for Channing

Justice for Meg

Justice for James Price

Justice for Andy Ruse

Justice for Kurush

Justice for Orangy

Justice for Alex B

Justice for Burt

Justice for Jin

Justice for all future victims of Scam Hyde and Jew Neptune

make a new thread i want to post angie

>>211566867
Jin told her he never watched her and then dropped her because she was hurting his views
She mad

>>211566877
Well now she is

>>211566830
It looks like the camwhore puddems to me.

>>211566674
>It was so good for 3 days
X, you know you can load up any basic bitch stream and find a mid-asian girl doing nothing, right?

>>211566742
>—
Imagine needing AI to write shitposts for you

>>211566884
Shinji too

>>211566742
Roid rage. Guy is anti drug but doesn’t get his choice of drugs aren’t good either.

>Suggested by asmongold
FAGGOT

Insider here

Kicking Jin was just a shit test to see his true colors and if he'd markypost. The whole "arranging flight" thing was just a delay by the crew to see if he would. He'll be back tonight

DANIEL THAT LUCKY FUCKER

This is severely hard to watch

>namedropping assmongler
its so over

FUCK YOU FRED, FUCK YOU. IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME SNIFFING DRENCHES FAT SWEATY AUSSIE ASS

Ellie is the tayleigh of this season minus speech

>>211566684
Personally I'd never forgive Goran. I feel like I'm not alone there. I think he's an egotistical piece of shit and only brought Frank back for S3 because of how shitty he looked in the leaked call. I'm glad his father abused him, he deserved it in the end.

>>211566992
Insider here

This guys is a nigger Also they took Jin out behind the house and shot him for being a pedophile

FREDDY BEST POSITION LUCKY BASTARD

This is the worst Sam's ever crashed the show in a day and I've been watching from the start

>>211567062
What did they do to Sam for being a pedophile?

i've been edging to angie for the past hour

>>211566259
Why's that?

>>211566992
who fucking cares. oh boy, more creepy gooning talk and autistic incell defining

What I would give to be Freddy right now

It's Jehovah lads...

anyone leet and based and want to make the site markypost

Insider here
Jet is going to town on a family-sized galaxy gas canister and will be up shortly

jin seething

>>211566992
Real insider here

We were actually the ones behind Rachel's friends death. We took that bitch out back and shot her in the back of the head. We even had a fall guy to take the heat.

I would mount ellie from behind immediately if this were me

daniel so lucky

ELLIE TAKE YOUR FUCKING SHOES OFF

Outsider here
Vance is here too

I ignored the last couple days mostly because it's been so boring but if they kicked Jin they can fuck off
>>211567105
Yeah that shit's funny. The best fishtank contestants troll the others by nature of just being who they are

I wish i was behind direnc

>>211567271
same

I just saw daniel shove his finger up the high schoolers pussy thru the sweatpants!!

you think angie likes ger butt licked

HER SOCKS ARE COMIN OFFFFF

>>211567224
nigga how you know you outside

>>211567325
Retard anon...

>>211566546
His new handler Tony would never agree

>>211566674
It was never good. The girls non whale girls are cute sometimes that’s about it

>>211566292
What happened to Luca?

lmfao
STOP SHOWING YOUR TITS

>>211566577
>>211566536
thanks for the doom posting
now go post that to the jews in /pol/ instead

RAPED

sam gets involved too much desu

oh baby sweaty screaming ellie

Which girl is #2 and which is the one on the end? The contestant names on the site are fucked up and I'm too racist to tell the difference between these two

>>211565913 (OP)
Does anyone have the clip of what jin did to get kicked?

>>211566259
You are a faggot or a retard woman, either way your opinion is fucking worthless.

>>211566259
Leave

>>211568247
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/32658743/