Thread 211568741

It's time to apologize.

Nah

>>211568862
>nu spino
>old hag
Yuck.

>>211568741 (OP)
None of the sequels live up to the original in any way but JPIII is the only one that really captured that fun adventure feel again. The set pieces are great and it has a good pace. I'm hoping Rebirth is sort of JPIII 2.0 as Dominion was a bloated slog.

>>211568741 (OP)
It's kino.

>>211568862
Hot.

>>211568914
This.

>>211568900
Nu spino looks fine for the most part, especially since they are going for new breeds/mutations. Im just happy he is featured heavily in promo material and on packaging

>>211569014
Spino is gay and always will be gay.

>>211569014
Nu Spino is atrocious.

>>211569087
You are being dramatic.

>>211569144
I'm being correct, is more like it.

JP > III > TLW > Fallen Kingdom > JW > Dominion

>>211569179
Almost correct, Fallen Kingdom is leagues worse than World.

>>211569166
Ok :)

>>211569213
Glad you agree.

>>211569205
I just like that it becomes this weird haunted house movie instead of being Jurassic Park The Force Awakens like World was.

Carnosaur mogs

>>211569273
>weird haunted house movie
That was the worst part, though.

>>211569332
Agree to disagree then, I guess I just liked that it was a change of pace. I don't dislike World I just find it to be forgettable. Both mog Dominion tho, that was total crap.

>>211569386
Looks fine to me tbqh but III's design is superior.

>>211569332
At least it was something new. They've been making worse versions of the same movie for decades.

>>211569398
Liking change for change's sake when it doesn't make any sense is gay.
But you're right that it mogs Dominion.

>>211569179
JP > TLW > JP3 > World > Dominion > Fallen Kingdom

>>211569463
There was nothing new about it, it was just Resident Evil with dinosaurs but done as gay and lame as possible just so they could force dinosaurs on the mainland as quickly as possible.

>>211569649
You mean Dino Crisis. It was new for the franchise. There's nothing actually "new" under the sun.

>>211569777
No, because DIno Crisis was actually good.
Saving the dinosaurs from a volcano was new for the franchise as well and should've been the whole film.

>>211568741 (OP)
I will never go parasailing because of this movie. I won't apologize because I've always liked it.

>>211569830
>Saving the dinosaurs from a volcano was new for the franchise as well and should've been the whole film.
No. That was gay and lame.

>>211570020
Sorry that you have poor taste, I guess.

>>211570020
Yeah, it was pretty gay and lame how it was, which is why they should have fleshed out the entire concept into a whole movie.

There's something to be said about Jurassic Park 3 in how, despite being not that great, it still felt like it belonged. How it felt "Jurassic."
You really can't say the same for any of the World films.

>>211568862
holy shit I’m not seeing this movie but I’d watch webms of this saggy old bag sweat and jiggle all night

Has anyone figured out what ate those guys in the boat at the beginning?

>>211569278
that “movie” is 0/10 garbage not even worth a watch
I’d rather watch Dinosaurus! for shitty low budget B-movie slop from the 20th century

>>211570871
a big fish

There are only 2 Jurassic Park movies.

>>211568862
why is that boat so damned steady

>>211571045
Agreed, the first and the third.

>we will soon have the SEVENTH Jurassic Park movie
>there has still never been a scene where characters have to avoid being mistaken as a mate to a dinosaur in rut
How the fuck have they missed this opportunity so many times??

>>211569278
This movie is kino. No Jurassic Slop movie would ever feature a woman giving birth to a dinosaur.

>>211571045
>>211571066
JP, TLW, and JW1 are a perfect trilogy, none of the other films exist

Mr. Nedry, sir, I'm so sorry! I'd watch kinos with you any day!

>>211571124
>JurASSic World
Point at this retard and laugh

>>211570871
it was the same raptors that killed all the people on the boat in JP2

>>211571124
>TLW
>JW
>good

>>211571221
if you disagree with me call me a nigger or get the fuck back to redd*t, “brown” is the gayest, safest, leftiest thing to say, might as well call me a chud

>>211571366
>sperging over slurs
Which is exactly why I'm gonna continue calling you brown.

>>211571180
>ass world
yes.

>>211569144
He's being correct is more like it.

>>211571449
brown isn’t a slur, tranny

>>211571720
It's a slur to you and that's all that matters, brownie.

>>211571720
>brown isn’t a slur
brown hands definitely typed this post

>>211568741 (OP)
This was a bit too much

>>211571890
Thematically, what did this scene add to the film?

1 -> 3 -> world -> 2 ->

>>211572012
It showed Alan was still dealing with nightmares about raptors all these years later, to the point where they show up even during light naps, to further sell his reluctance to set foot on the island.

>>211571720
you're right. its a fact. that horrifies you.

>>211568741 (OP)
I've always liked Jurassic Park 3, despite the fact that it's what I like to call, a "White Trash movie". White trash movies are typically good, even to great, but they are so predictable, kitschy, and low IQ in execution, they are most popular among white trash communities because of how low engagement they are for you to be able to enjoy them.

>>211572293
that describes the marvel&superhero genre perfectly

>>211572219
And why was he in an empty plane whooshing through clouds and the raptor talked to him?

Jurassic Park 3 was Kino with the personal vendetta Spino.

Almost 3 decades of seethe because Spino killed Rex

>>211572472
The way it snapped its neck made zero sense, especially when T-Rex had stronger jaws and bit him first. It was a stupid scene, put into the film because one of the advisors on the film was an autistic spinosaurus fag who considered it the "real" apex predator, despite it primarily being a shallow water hunter, and not much else.

>>211568741 (OP)
>It's time to apologize
Should have posted lost world at least. Jp3 fuckin sucks

>>211572403
Because he was on a plane when taking the nap and he simple heard what was said next to him??? Have you never had a light nap on the couch and ended up dreaming up an episode of the show that you're hearing play on the tv?
The only problem with that scene was that he was dreaming about a type of raptor he's never seen.

>>211572621
>>211572472
I would have been absolutely fine with the Spino killing the T-Rex by using its arms and by being more intelligent if it hadn't been for that bullshit part where the T-Rex gets its jaws around its neck first. At that point there's just no way anything walks away without massive wounds that it'll bleed out from. Just show off the Spino's superior hunting capabilities by having it stage an ambush on the T-Rex like how Siberian tigers kill bears or something like that and it's fine.

>>211572012
>It's a manifestation of Alan's psychological trauma
>It symbolizes his fear and curiosity of the raptors' capacity for intelligence
>It plays on an aspect of isolation in how Alan's the only one who still takes InGen's theme park monsters as a threat, and how he's still fascinated by them, trying even to coax Ellie into reminiscing about them with him. As much as he denies it by calling them "theme park monsters," he's still obsessed with them all these years later, while everyone else has moved on
>Alan expresses a hint of this to the parrot he tries to get to say his own name. "He used to know me." But just like Alan never forgot about them, in his head, the raptors never forgot about him, either. They know him by name.

>>211572760
My point is more that as a filmmaker I find how they chose to do it very underwhelming. Like if I was the director and I read this part of the script my response would probably be
>waking up on an empty plane seems like a dream that would indicate a fear of loss of control and a belief that you can only rely on yourself
>however, I don't think that quite fits with Grant's character
>perhaps instead he could wake up in the wreckage of the plane, and as a raptor begins to enter the plane he's woken by "Alan"
>this would speak more to his fears of being caught in a disaster that leads to being preyed upon by the raptors

>>211572931
The Spino did kill the T. rex with its arms, though.

>>211572621
>a bloo bloo spino was this and that
They designed the spino off the current scientific consensus, it even works in universe because they could literally design the animal to look and behave like what they thought, not what actually was

The neck snap IS stupid, but as stupid as every dude strangling a guy and then breaks his neck in every single action movie ever stupid, so it’s hardly a good argument unless you’re going to argue for every neck snap

>>211573029
>waking up on an empty plane seems like a dream that would indicate a fear of loss of control and a belief that you can only rely on yourself
>however, I don't think that quite fits with Grant's character
He's the only one who knows from experience how dangerous the trip is and he's naturally worried about being the only one on the plane who's taking the dangers of going near the island seriously. Of course it fits his character!

>>211573071
Yes... I'm saying that I would have been fine with it using its arms to break a neck if they hadn't nerfed the T-Rex's bite strength to give it that opportunity.

>>211569278
I'm reading the book right now. It has nothing to do with the movie. It took me until chapter 6 to understand it was set in England and not in the US.
Also two kids have died and one 15 year old girl was fucked in a Bentley. These scenes are not in the movie.

>>211573402
>worried about being the only one on the plane who's taking the dangers of going near the island seriously
That doesn't seem to fit with "everyone else vanishes"

>>211568741 (OP)
The spino animatronic looked ass

>>211573509
Yes it does. He's alone in taking things seriously and thus alone on the plane. With a raptor.

>>211573462
That's not even a real complaint given we're never actually told in these films that T. rex is supposed to have a humongous bite force. That's just >le scientific """"accuracy"""" autism preventing you from just enjoying the iflm.
The Rex in the first movie doesn't even kill a Gallimimus in one bite.

>>211573029
Waking up in a wreckage already implies disaster though. The empty shaky plane works better here to imply the anxiety of the animals and being the only one taking it seriously. Alan doesn’t even feel safe from the raptors at 40.000 feet because he’s that traumatised about their behaviour in JP1. If the plane is crashed and the Raptors are rummaging through the plane in the dream they’re behaving like literally any other animal on earth, it could’ve just as well been a bear or tiger. The raptors on the plane IN the air before disaster plays to his fear of their INTELLIGENCE

So it’s a good thing you don’t direct movies because you don’t understand the character, the scene, the animals nor human behaviour.

>>211573710
>>211573592
I fundamentally disagree with your interpretation of the thematic elements and feel these interpretations stretch things a bit too far to try and be coherent. That being said, I also find putting this scene here is a poor choice, and would have moved it earlier to a scene where Grant might have this dream while at home. Gives us another chance to have a scene to reinforce his relationship with Ellie as well.

>>211574001
You can backtrack all you want but you’ve already spilled your spaghetti

But yes the plane scene is bad, because it plays as comedic relief instead of instilling horror

>>211574108
>backtrack
Where did I backtrack?
>being the only one taking it seriously
Now that i think back, does he think this? The Kirbys assure him that they'll only be doing a flyover and that this is all above board with the governments involved. They specifically seek him out and say so as much because they value his input as he had experience. None of that really fits by my read of the ideas you're advocating

>>211568862
I’ve never found ScarJo hot. Nothing wrong with her but I was never into her. BDH is the hottest Jurassic Park girl and no one will ever compare.

>>211574746
>BDH
Weird way to spell Tea Leoni.

>>211568741 (OP)
>Alan!

>>211573600
Based assertion

>>211573481
Did Crichton crib anything from it?

>>211578149
>he's just standing there, menacingly!

>>211571569
My mommy

>>211574746
>BDH is the hottest Jurassic Park girl and no one will ever compare.
Yeah but only her all-business look from the first JW, it all went downhill from there.

>>211578260
Got a smile from me

Bad script with too many useless characters making bad choices for the sake of plot points. Has some good set pieces like the aviary and the Rex in San Francisco.

>>211579963
>Bad script with too many useless characters making bad choices for the sake of plot points.
But enough about The Lost World.

>>211578149
>I can hear this webm

>>211571890
>>211572012
>>211572219
>>211573016
How did alan's subconcious know what the new raptor design would be?

>>211580547
Alan knew what was specifically on InGen's list of officially cloned dinosaurs, maybe they had pictures?
A JP1 raptor would've worked better, though.

>>211569087
I will pet and hug both of them. Spinos are so adorable.

>>211571051
because they filmed the scene in a water tank at Malta Studios and not in open waters

>>211572096
Why are you trying to give me nightmares?

>>211580547
he did not. they just wanted to introduce the superior raptor design

>>211580172
It’s the same problem with both movies

>>211569278
I had some kino VHS tapes of old dino documentaries that mummy bought me from the Natural History Museum in London, sadly I lost them and now I can't enjoy them :(

>>211578242
>>211578260
Kek

>>211581229
There's waterparks with wavepools all over the place just to make pools more fun but these fuckers can't build a similar wave-creator for all their boat scenes??