Cinderella edition
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Times you acted like Hoff?

>>211569155
He murders like half of an entire police force in that film. Really is amazing.

>>211569577
You can't off the Hoff.

>>211569008 (OP)
Evil whore.

>>211570145
Rude.

>>211570145

>>211570145
Princess Evil Whore to you, peasant

I love this phenotype so much it's unreal.

>>211570899
same

>>211570458
>>211571184
Nice filenames, you sure save a lot of pictures of women!

>>211571228
Ehh, not really

>>211571551
Don't be shy :)

>>211570899
I don't know if I think they are that similar. Margot Kidder gets compared to Courtney Cox though and I don't really see that either.
>>211571228
>wait until he finds out there are anons in the AI image generation thread that have generated 40k+ images of the same waifu

>>211570899
>>211571184
Cuck taste.

Lowlifu mogs.

>>211570899
The "Mother Mary" phenotype

>>211571228
Different people

>>211570899
indeed

Ok, he showed up, I’m out

>>211572318
I’m going put on a movie

>>211572055
Funny joke.

>>211572431
Lowlifes?

>>211572318
Who are you talking about now? You’re always complaining about someone.

>>211572636
>You’re
Not everyone who disagrees with you is the same person.

>>211572661
What? I want to know who he is complaining about.

>>211572726
He is probably leaving cause the harperfag showed up or something >>211572149

>>211572726
This is probably the first time he's complaining, he doesn't always do it.
Are you alright? You seem confused.

>>211572773
He's leaving because he got called out for being a cuck
>>211571899

>>211572773
Who? Is that your boogeyman?

>>211572431
Whatcha watching anon. I'm gonna put on Clown in a Cornfield in a bit.

the clowns in a cornfield poster looks like absolute edgy tubi-tier dogshit (not to mention the derivative 'IT' killer clown idea) but Im curious why the ratings for it arent in the 2.xx range. Is it actually good?

>>211573166
We're watching Lowlifes

>>211572773
>He is probably leaving cause the harperfag showed up or something
I posted this >>211570899 but I've also posted that picture of Rona De Ricci more than once. Judging from the filename, they saved it one of those times. Filenames people!

>>211571774
I've never thought she looked similar to Courteney Cox but that's just me.

>>211572149
Excellent taste.

>>211573847
Cuck taste. Begone cuck.

https://youtu.be/EY9uZauSmLU?si=CiyzHy8NdTAd0M5C

>>211573989
>cuck cuck cuck
Which spammer am I even replying to at this point?

>>211574454
I swear every YT actress wants to unlock the blacked achievement like gamers completing achievements.

>>211574454
>Which spammer am I even replying
The filenames are the key to figuring it out, plus just learning their typing quirks
>at the Coal Mine
This kills me every time.

>>211574632
I know some of them spam on multiple devices so it is hard.

>>211574454
>>211574611
>>211574632
That's just her costar in a stage play, cuck.

Sarah Gadon has a white husband in real life

>>211574611
Yeah pretty much. Similar to how European actors get uncomfortable if it has been awhile since someone else has banged their wives. Reminds me of Nosferatu 2024.

>>211574729
Many people post the Canadian actress Sarah Gadon and also the Canadian actress Amanda Fix.

>>211574632
>The filenames are the key to figuring it out, plus just learning their typing quirks
You're exactly right, I was just being a smartass.

Halloween best one

>>211574901
> Sarah Gadon has a (white) cuck husband in real life

>>211574901
>t. in denial about the coal mining

off season /hor/ is pure suffering

>>211574611
>>211574901
Sarah Gadon is very familiar with unlocking blacked achievements, similar to an Xbox 360 gamer circa '07.

>>211575072
>beating the cuck to death

>>211575043
>>211575055
>>211575167
Sarah Gadon's husband is not a cuck.

>>211575072
Jason vs this guy

>>211575248
The way girls take pics so close to each other (are you guys aware of the Ariana Grande and black actress thing?) and act like they are in support group is always hilarious.

>>211575248
Girls take pics like they just went through some trauma together lol. Its so funny.

>>211575368
>Ariana Grande and black actress thing
Pic?

>>211575248
Dude… just how short of a memory do you have? Gadon literally lusts over basketball players calling them King on her Instagram. You fucking posted it first! You think we'd forget that, cuck?

>>211575411
>>211575368
Cucked thing to complain about.

>>211575506
what the fuck

>>211575368
>>211575411
Samefag

>>211575411
Lemme explain. For like a month, every video, interview and picture they were in together, it was like they both went through something traumatic together. There were loads of internet jokes and comments about this. You can google it wit those keywords. I remember loling seeing the youtube vids. It has to do with their stageplay and how they faced negative criticism and girls cannot handle criticism. Look it up on youtube. Their tour was just them holding each other non stop like they just came back from war. But this really opened my eyes to how girls take pics and videos and really do act like they are in a support group even when just hanging out. What happened to Ariana Grande and the black girl was like an extreme that we all got to see publicly and for like a month straight since they had to do the promotion tours and stuff. It was gross, fascinating and hilarious to watch. Gross because she looks so sickly and she looks like some wakanda refugee, fascinating because it is the extreme side of female relationship trauma bonding and hilarious cause its two females that just look wierd. When you see it and realize, you understand every modern girl is so weak they really do feel traumatized over every stupid thing. Hence why there are so many le trauma horror movies.

>>211575440
https://youtu.be/CIKi22WN0OE
The black with green face paint on didnt help too. lol. not sure if the video is good but start from there. It was a freak show.

>>211575881
>>211575745
>>211575368
Sarah Gadon and Cynthia Erivo are friends too.

>>211575582
It is not.
Also, she is going to look so busted at 30. She is like 26 now? What are her agents thinking? And who thought it would be a good idea to cast that black as the witch? It looks so ugly.

>>211576047
omg

>>211575368
>chud can't even work up the nerve to type out the name of an actress
>>211575881
>shilling SLOAN

Saar it is not.

>>211575745
>>211575881
>>211576049
>>>/sharty/
I will concede that both actresses are ugly as fuck though.

>>211576112
>chud
It's an indian.

>>211576112
Not him but I am also not the type to go to a theater to watch Sinners.

Was CGI'ing blood here really necessary
I'm liking the new Final Destination though

>>211573847
>>211574954
>If we count their footsteps we know where they go at night
>If we read the filenames we know who the pissjeets are

>>211576343
Too many blacks. The opening sequence was just all these blacks shoved in on purpose. The black kid, old black lady, black mom, black band. Shit. Just way too many of them.

>>211576551
Thanks for being here. Sometimes it feels like it is just all redditors in here.

>>211576551
Seriously, how do you sit through the opening and not start getting uncomfortable with all the blacks?

>>211577004
I just ring my bell until it's over.

>>211576551
>>211577004
Do you think you were born with a severe mental illness or was it caused by abusive parenting?

Suspiria 2018 > Suspiria
And it’s not close.

Simple as

>>211577124
Yeah but I dont have one. I only saw the opening so far. It is hilarious how everyone dies but the white chick and black kid. like pottery. Then the scene right after starts with a screaming brownoid female. Like wow. The memes became real.
>>211577261
Are you black? You triggered?

>>211577345
Honestly surprised by the publication date, it’s a perfect pastiche of 2018

Pick one

>>211577388
Who's still saying triggered like it's 2014?

>>211577261
Is that too problematic for you?

Anyways, there are just endless browns and blacks in mainstream movies. You have to be some cuck to be able to sit through it and not think it is a minor issue.

>>211577539
Why is it an issue?

>>211577410
substance is trash compared to ugly stepsister

>>211577601
This isnt Reddit.

>>211577601
Because when he sees a black person in a film he immediately thinks of cuckold porn and has to go masturbate.

>>211577539
Shut the fuck up spammer Faggot. Imagine being so autistic you make something as fun as being racist on the Internet seem annoying. You're prob not even white either, like that ugly US Mexican shooter with a swastika tattoo.

>>211577680
Damn that must suck. Glad I'm not some pornbrained retard.

>>211577706
Your white card has been revoked. Worry about yourself.

>>211577706
>I pull the white card as soon as I get called out for acting like a liberal leftist. Your like a white guy that has bbc tattoed on his lower back.

>>211577902
> Your like a white guy that has bbc tattoed on his lower back.
LMFAO

>>211577410
ugly stepsister really hammers in the cruelty of it. but now that we have two of those kinds of female suffering films, i wouldn't put the substance next to the stepsister
a better comparison would be that grafted film as the substance deals more about beauty standards in hollywood and how younger generations fuck over the older generations by not really caring about the older gens
grafted is better because both are about body dysmorphia, they perceive themselves as "ugly" and go through painful transformations to turn into something that barely represents who they really are, because they think everyone looks down on them
it's like an anti-bildungsroman, they have the potential to turn into something better, but the circumstances that they are surrounded with have a negative effect turning them into something much worse by the end of it
one of them, of course, does it marvelously by recontextualizing an old fairy tale that the majority of people already know about while the other one is more culture specific ostracizing a large part of the audience who won't understand that aspect of the story, or at least not on the same level as those who grew up in that kind of culture

Michaels Myers is grim reaper

>>211577797
>>211577902
>>211577958
pathetic sperg samefag. seethe more for me.

>211577292
Bait that doesn't even deserve a (You)

>>211577410
Left and it's not even close.

>>211577982
Grafted is fine on my its own. If anything, Rabid is more similar to the Substance.
But all 3 films are related to females and the toll aging takes on them along with the importance of looking attractive in a girls life.

>>211577539
You lost, Klannie Oakley

>>211577601
Not him, but for me it just doesn't look right. Nevermind that they're often cast in unbelievable roles, casting a racial mix of actors throws off the visual style of the movie. Cameras can't even capture black and white people in the same shot properly. It's got to be either/or, not both

>>211578159
i don't think grafted or ugly stepsister deal with aging at all, they're both about beauty standards and how unconventionally attractive people feel put down by those who embody those beauty standards through genetics
stepsister is someone who's text book ugly: crooked nose, fat, clumsy, bad teeth
and grafted you have a woman who don't see themself as attractive by virtue of having a genetic disease that fucks up her skin

>>211578159
>the importance of looking attractive in a girls life
Women don't seem to empathize with the fact that men have this too. They'll look past every short, bald guy and focus on Prince Charming and how she'll have to pretty herself up to get him, totally overlooking all the miserable guys that just have no chance with even a mid girl no matter what they do .

>>211578383
>Not him, but

>>211578412
Aging/beauty/insecurity, its the whole package. The most attractive girls fuck themselves up young with fillers, botox and more invading procedures. Grafted focused on looks of young girls, Substance on menopausal females.
>>211578474
So? Majority of men are unattractive just like how majority of girls are unattractive.

>>211578554
Blacks just look off in most recent films. Blacks have always been puppets and dei hires, but the movie flowed better and they fit in a bit. Now its just out of place. The amount of blacks shoved into the opening scene was like a parody of
>how many blacks can we shove into the opening?

>>211578257
what's the point of that umbrella design?

>>211578624
>>211578474
Also, all girls look ugly without make up while we are on this topic. It is men that are the “attractive sex.”. Girls have no eyebrows or eyelashes and lack distinctive features. In the animal kingdom, it is the males animals that have beauty. Look at all the famous statues, they are all men. Only men genuinely have beauty. Aesthetics, to make it sound less gay. Female beauty is an illusion. They all look like ugly boys without make up.

>>211578474
> They'll look past every short, bald guy and focus on Prince Charming and how she'll have to pretty herself up to get him, totally overlooking all the miserable guys that just have no chance with even a mid girl no matter what they do .
Look at how disgusting Adriana Lima looked on stage for her retirement. A fat blubbering mess sobbing on stage. Absolutely revolting. If Prince Charming was smart, he would realize only an insecure individual would ever wear painting on her face.

>>211578712
lol

>>211578883
Have you considered that you are gay? Not judging.

>>211578883
>He did the thing

>>211579116
It is Michaelangelo and Hercules statues that are admired.

>>211578554
"Not him" is his calling card.

>>211579116
Not him, btw

>>211579204
Wow, you really are a straight-up homo. You finally admitted it. I mean you already posted pictures of shirtless Christian Bale from American Psycho that one time, but this just confirms it.

>>211579191
this thing?

>>211579324
Whats wrong with Patrick Bateman? Every female at his age is busted.

finished Resident Evil Afterlife, only Retribution and The Final Chapter left

it's a fun movie series

>>211579324
What is so wierd to you? In the animal kingdom, it is the males ones that look better. Like lions, peacocks. The male form can be perfected. Females wall at 21 hard.

>>211579363
>>211579395
>It is men that are the “attractive sex.”.
Not only are you brown, underaged, and certifiably clinically retarded, you can now add being a faggot to your list. No wonder you hate women like your life depends on it.

is it really that bad?

>>211578883
I'm not gay but I don't understand how men can find any woman attractive compared to men. I would personally never have sex with one. To me, that seems so disgusting compared to hypothetically having sex with another aesthetic man.

>>211579523
you're a fag!

>>211579465
it's worse

>I'm not gay but I don't understand how men can find any woman attractive compared to men.
No way someone actually typed this out and posted it. Yeah, he's totally not gay.

>>211579559
I remember really liking the first two movies back in the 00s, I feel like I have to see to close out the trlogy

>>211579465
No. Honestly even 4 isn't as bad as I thought it would be. But I'm not sure my expectations could have been lower.

>>211579462
There are only two sexes, only one gets the “aesthetic” and “visually pleasing” title. Why do you think the hercules and michaelangelo statues are so admired? You’re probably out of shape and lack grace. Why would I hate something inferior to me? And I dont post here often, youre mistaken for someome else.

>>211579598
gay

>>211579636
So you don’t think youre more attractive than most girls? Thats probably why you think girls look better.

>>211579660
gaaaaaaaaaaay

>>211579636
this is not remotely new for him

>>211579675
You just put girls on a pedestal. Or dont look better than most of them.

>>211579694
Why are you screenshotting posts from this general? Are you okay? Seek help.

>>211579523
>I'm not gay
>but

>>211579841
Begone.

ok I'm continuing on with the 28s. Alex Garland didn't have anything to do with this so interested to see if it's better. I have seen it before but remember nothing but the opening scene and maybe something about a tennis court.

>>211580016
I don't remember anything about it either except for the opening and the gurney

>M3GAN 2.0 promises to be “bigger, badder and bloodier,” in the words of Jason Blum, and it also upgrades the franchise into a much more action-packed spectacle.
do you trust this man

>>211580163
Yes

/hor/ is going full retard again.

>>211580163
Give it an all-white cast and I'll start to trust him again

>>211578883
This nigga zesty as fuck god damn.

>>211579694
Kek

>>211580016
I found it kind of annoying and trying too hard to be grimdark.

>>211579598
>>211579660
>So you don’t think youre more attractive than most girls? Thats probably why you think girls look better.
So you're AGP too? Good fucking god lol
I don't look at it that way at all, though. You can make yourself look nice so women take notice, and you can also appreciate when another guy has nice style/clothing, but it's never homoerotic.
When women do it though, it's pretty hot. I've always loved seeing women lez out though.

>>211580772
kek at that pic

Enjoyed Bloodlines. Definitely the funniest of the series.

>>211581083
I really couldn't stand this chick or her brother but otherwise, yeah it was good. Enjoyed the ending also for that reason.
Gore was a bit over the top at times though.

>>211579582
It's not bad
It's low budget. Like those ASYLUM syfy low budget parodies.
It's extremely low budget and very very badly acted. But the plot itself is ok.

>>211581126
For me gorier the better but at times what they were trying to do with it was let down by shoddy CGI. I swear CGI is just worse than it was 20 years ago and that's crazy to me.

>>211580016
>>211580602
For me 28 weeks later was like a proper adaptation of resident evil 3 the game. A lot of aspects of it felt closer to the resident evil game than the actual movie resident evil apocalypse

>>211579598
>Why do you think the hercules and michaelangelo statues are so admired
Completely ignoring the thousands of paintings and sculptures dedicated to the female form throughout centuries.

>>211581214
there was a webm posted a while back with a practical version of the garbage truck head crush. sad they didn't go with it.

>>211579598
More women are pretty than men are handsome. Some men are super good looking. But that's more rare


Pretty women are everywhere. Even cashiers at the mall.

Good thing I checked before I watched my 1080p copy, now I get to see it in 4K with DV.

>Final.Destination.Bloodlines.2025.2160p.iT.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.DV.HDR.H.265-BYNDR.mkv
Final.Destination.Bloodlines.2025.2160p.iT.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.DV.HDR.H.265-BYNDR.mkv
>Final.Destination.Bloodlines.2025.2160p.iT.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.DV.HDR.H.265-BYNDR.mkv
Final.Destination.Bloodlines.2025.2160p.iT.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.DV.HDR.H.265-BYNDR.mkv
>Final.Destination.Bloodlines.2025.2160p.iT.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.DV.HDR.H.265-BYNDR.mkv
Final.Destination.Bloodlines.2025.2160p.iT.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.DV.HDR.H.265-BYNDR.mkv

>>211581225
I was gonna say there's no nemesis, but now I see the dad is developing into one.

>>211582076
A lot of shots from 28 weeks later capture RE better than the official movie. Like the running between alleys at night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4qTd04-zNQ

Got this recommended on youtube. Any /hor/ certified kinos?

>>211582629
>Braindead
>People Under the Stairs
>The Faculty
>Ravenous
>Nightbreed
These are great, though not exactly unknown movies. Hated The Addiction. Haven't seen the others

>>211582629
All those are worth watching yeah

No one look at the post count.

>>211569008 (OP)
Shot of the Year. Gorgeous

>>211582754
hope they yeeted that bitch into the shadowrealm

>>211580602
>>211582392
It wasn't terrible but it wasn't a great film either. On paper it works but constantly killing off the adult MCs left you with kids you didn't care about.

>>211582906
Kek more like the shartyrealm with no blue eyes white dragon.

>>211569008 (OP)
Why didn't she bury her dad at the end?

>>211583040
She'll come back to kill the stepmom and take rightful ownership of the homestead

>>211583040
the moral of the story is she is a bitch. she doesn't care about anything but chad, who is also an asshole.

>>211583079
Her dad seemed to have been mummified in the post credit scene, so quite some time has passed

>>211582629
>20 minute video just to list 10 movies
fuck I hate the modern web.
also yes Braindead and Ghostwatch are favs.

>>211536247
>>211536646
>>211542084
>>211542186

>muh third act
>those men wanting to kill themselves because they couldn’t get pussy for 28 days? STUPID AS HELL!
>it’s the movie’s fault i can’t stop seeing politics in everything!
I always see /tv/ parroting this but I think it just shows how inexperienced in life you fags actually are and it also exposes your complete lack of empathy. You also complain about The Mist's ending the same way. Those people had given up all hope and thought the world had ended so they would rather end life on their own terms until Eccleston dangled one of life's greatest pleasures in front of his suicidal squad in an attempt to persuade them to keep going a little longer. A month is a long time in an apocalypse and nobody could've predicted the infected would eventually die from starvation given that starving humans don’t have the energy to run around like that. It’s not about not being able to masturbate; Naomi Harris' character literally spells it out for you too.

Not to mention it completes Jim's character arc where he goes from a cowardly fish-out-of-water to the badass alpha chad who's able to protect his women. It's cathartic as hell to watch.

>>211583976
Fine I admit it.
Naomi Harris is one of the few cute black women.

>>211583976
>badass alpha chad who's able to protect his women. It's cathartic as hell to watch.

>>211577345
>average modern Dread Central article

>>211583976
The film is just bongs trapped on their own island, they don't even have confirmation of what's going on overseas.
>nobody could've predicted the infected would eventually die from starvation
They literally predict that in the film though, that's why they tied up the black dude. Also it's a virus not magic why wouldn't they starve.
The film sets up a "men bad" paradigm and the third act is entirely dependent on how much you agree with that. The MC straight up gouges a guys eyes out. That's definitely worse than rape, I'm sending him to the electric chair.

>>211583976
Personally I just think the last third is stupid and uninteresting. I don't really care about how realistic it is or isn't for the soldiers to become that antisocial in 4 weeks, it feels totally different tonally from the rest of the movie. Also I think Jim turning into a super ninja and taking out all the soldiers is ridiculous. I get these guys aren't special elite forces or anything but they have at least basic training right? And Jim just kills all of them, essentially by himself? I do kind of like how the most brutal kill in the movie doesn't come from any of the infected, but instead Jim killing one of the soldiers when he jabs his thumbs in their eyes, but overall I just think the whole sequence is a bit silly.

>>211584117
That or "Stephen King/Quinten Tarantino/Guillermo del Torro/Whoever the Fuck Says..."

>>211584126
>they don't even have confirmation of what's going on overseas.
Yes that's why they thought the world had ended.
>They literally predict that in the film though, that's why they tied up the black dude.
Can't remember that part, but it's a fact that when Jim wakes up the streets of London are empty save for the infected and the highways and roads are empty too. A lack of information or any outside help for a month would make anyone fear the worst because even if the infected all died what would even be left? IIRC they had been overrun before too that has to have taken its toll. The soldiers just weren't mentally prepared enough for such a scenario, maybe they hadn't even been in any actual war before either but I can't remember if it's ever brought up in the film.

Also, two of the soldiers didn't want to go along with the rape plans and were promptly executed for insubordination. It does not paint all men as evil predators. /tvpol/ is seeing something that isn't there as usual.

>>211584058
i remember bits and pieces of the real story but the power girl cosplayer was as lut and she slutted out on purpose and the creator of the comic was a faggot who made shit up

>>211584462
>/tvpol/ is seeing something that isn't there as usual.
It definitely is. Garland has a long streak of feminism in his works. Ma-Ma in Dredd. Half of Annihilation is a gender flipped Predator (all female military science team). Ex Machina psychosexual wrestling with objectification. I didn't even watch "Men" but I would bet $20 there's a "Men (Bad)" thread in it.

>>211583976
If the world was ending I wouldn't suddenly be one some rapist. I don't care if anyone calls me reddit or retarded. I specially wouldnt force a 14 year old girl into doing anything
Specially a girl that literally just lost her own dad


No
No the writer is fucking retarded. No. I do not believe that my brother or any of my friends would suddenly wanna hang rape 2 vulnerable and traumatized women specially a young teen

No. Fuck you.

>>211584462
If the world ended, pussy is the least of my worries. Not everyone is a porn addicted coomer like You. Food would be priority 1. Contact with outside world priority 2. Safe sleep priority 3. Health as well. Ammo. Electricity. Fuel. Clean water.

>>211584922
>Food would be priority 1. Contact with outside world priority 2. Safe sleep priority 3. Health as well. Ammo. Electricity. Fuel. Clean water.

This is a pretty bad priority list.
Shelter should always be first, you can die in hours from hypothermia. Even quicker if wet. You need a base of operations and somewhere to rest and hide from zombies before anything else.
Food should be dead last. You can go weeks without food.

Any news?

>zombie apocalypse huh? didn't notice. had my door locked and was watching kino.
>streaming? OHAHAHA no, no. I own my media.

>>211585728
But Anon
You were the zombies all along

>>211580301
The original was like 90% white if that's good enough. The only minorities I could recall from the first movie was the boss David and Gemma's assistant Tess and David is dead so he won't be back in the sequel.

>>211585750
>28 Years Later (June 20)
>M3GAN 2.0 (27 June)
Just realized both of these are dropping real soon. Gonna be head to head for the 2 of the biggest horrors of the year. Both are gonna do well and they have niche audiences to support them.
This actually might be a very high grossing year for horror, still more big films at the end like FNAF 2 and Anaconda.

>>211585966
Final Destination made 273m WW on a 50m budget as well. Not bad.

>>211585543
Oh those soldiers already had a mansion. I was thinking on their situation. Food and ammo would be a problem.

>>211585966
You sound like such a huge faggot, good grief.

Goddamn, these subtitles suck.

>>211586112
calm down, Charlie Brown

>>211586026
Eat my shit
Drink my cum
Push my piss down your throat.
Sit on a broom.

>>211586112
Eat my shit
Drink my cum
Push my piss down your throat.
Sit on a broom handle.

>>211578723
Apparently there are vents under the second layer that keep the wind from inverting them while allowing cooling air circulation.
>T. google

>>211579191
Ok but nothing to write home about. Little on the lank side, poses make her arms look weirdly muscley and of course half the thread would immediately say "her ass is flat".

Fuck yeah, it's time for another pointless post with my brief thoughts about what I just watched.

>Final Destination Bloodlines
Honestly, it's like a 5.5/10. The complete reliance on CGI brings it down. The worst part is that I didn't feel any significance or weight to the entire thing, just pointless death after pointless death. Some of them were nice to watch, but that's it. I'd probably rank it 5/6 in the franchise.
>Hook (2025)
At this point, I'm 100% sure that Kelly Rian Sanson keeps getting roles because she's fucking the right people. There's just no other way it makes any sense. She's a 30-year-old woman who looks 40 and is playing an 18-year-old. Fuck off. All the kills suck ass and there's no real shot of contact being made or anything. It has one of the most horrendously fake axes I have ever seen in a movie. To top off this shit show, Hook's face makeup keeps changing in almost every scene, as does his voice. It's honestly impressive just how fucking shit this movie is.
>St. Agatha
Are umbilical cords really that strong? This starts off interesting, then drags, and then gets interesting again. The ending does seem a bit overly written and only works by plot device alone. I still enjoyed it and was the best out of the 3.

>>211587163
I enjoyed FD more than you did but I agree with you in that I didn't give a single fuck about any of the characters. Also agree about the CG but that's most movies these days.

>>211584334
>it feels totally different tonally from the rest of the movie
It's been a thing since NOTLD that zombies aren't the only threat in a zombie film. Psychological horror has always been a part of that subgenre.
>Jim just kills all of them, essentially by himself?
He gets help from the infected that he intentionally lures with the siren to distract the soldiers so no.
>>211584628
You're mentioning movies that all came out over a decade after 28 Days and ignoring the part where two of the soldiers didn't want to go along with the rape in the first place. Romero swore until his death that Ben being black was purely coincidental and that people read too much into it. It wasn't until after Dawn of the Dead that he started becoming obsessed with making all his movies social commentaries. People change. There was no feminism in Sunshine for example aside from an offhand remark Rose Byrne made which seems like something women would realistically say.
>>211584875
>14 year old girl
Oh I see, so you're just triggered because a movie made you uncomfortable. That explains a lot.
>>211584922
It's not about the sexual relief it's about the need for warmth and intimacy. They did know that the zombies would starve eventually but there was still no hope for a future beyond that given the lack of communication with the outside world. How you guys don't understand this says a lot about the type of people you are.

>>211587199
I forgot to mention a few things. I'm on the fence about giving Tony Todd's character a backstory, as it was almost unanimously accepted by fans that he was death in human form. Having a 28-year-old, who clearly looks it, play a college student was a horrible idea, unless she's that dumb and just failed a lot or something. The writers clearly loved Final Destination 2 because they reference it 4 times at least and don't any of the others unless I missed it.

>>211587334
>It's been a thing since NOTLD that zombies aren't the only threat in a zombie film.
Sure and I don't have a problem with that. My favorite parts of the movie don't even include the infected directly. I just think what is happening in the last third is less interesting than Jim exploring the abandoned London, or when they stay in that house, or even when they all raid the grocery store.
>He gets help from the infected that he intentionally lures with the siren to distract the soldiers so no.
I know, that's why I said "essentially"

>>211585750
>The original was like 90% white if that's good enough.
Without sounding like the retarded spammer, I liked this about M3GAN. Even if they threw one black lady in there or something, I liked that it wasn't focused hard on diversity.

Love how angry people got because of this, so here are the updated 2025 horror rankings for 6/17:

Should Watch
>The Ugly Stepsister
>The Gorge
>Until Dawn
>The Monkey
>Clown In A Cornfield
>Final Destination Bloodlines
>Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare
>Heart Eyes
50/50
>Fear Street: Prom Queen
>Screamboat
>Death Of A Unicorn
Waste Of Time
>Bloat
>Popeye The Slayer Man
>Popeye’s Revenge
>Morgan: Killer Doll
>Mouse Of Horrors
>Hook

>>211588722
>people
You're giving him too much credit.
If you couldn't tell, most of the angry replies you got were one guy.

>>211588814
But that one guy made it worthwhile to keep it going. Just knowing he got that angry over it is hilarious.

>>211588844
Yeah it was funny as fuck, he was flipping out. He comes here just to cry.

>>211587334
Are you trolling or do you think that all men are rapists? Are you a woman? I get the feeling that you are.
But no. No matter what happens not all men wanna abuse women. I don't care what your gender studies professor told you
That doesn't happen. Not all of them.
To make it realistic it needed to be held the men refusing to abuse them. Half of them should have been taken out to die by the other soldiers
It was unrealistic retarded crap

Horror movies need more Italian women

>>211589225
Go on?

>>211589225
Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between Italians, Mexicans, Columbians, Puerto Ricans, etc. They're all the same shade of not white.

>>211584334
>And Jim just kills all of them, essentially by himself?
Just watched it the other night
Jim kills two, a soldier climbing a ladder who couldn't fight back and the guy who gets the eyeball scoops. And the fleeing soldier who literally just runs into his bayonette, I guess if you count that.
He "encounters" the other soldiers but outwits them or leaves them to die via the infected, the first time he tries to fight on equal footing he gets shot in the gut.
His only legitimate infected kill was against a child.
If anything he's pretty much an average guy, his only feat that puts him above average is the face he was able to scale a wall with barbed wire and didn't get his body cut to ribbons.

>>211589225
French women too. We always need more Italian and French qts in horror.

>>211575072
that's part of the charm desu senpai

>>211591086
Bitch has hairier arms than me

>>211591086
Why are hairy arms so attractive

Why is the thread filled with replies to deleted posts?

>>211591585
Wish that were the case for me :(

>>211591612
It's a caveman thing, I guess. I never really paid attention to hairy arms until I fell for someone with them. Now I think they're hot lol funny how that works

Did I pirate a shitty copy or is this movie really dark visually?

>>211592228
Looks like a locked character in some fighting game.

>>211592228
can your screen handle HDR?

>>211591612
It might signify healthy woman . Healthy hormones.
Your unconscious picks up on that

>>211592547
Nah it's a shitty old screen. But I don't think it's an HDR copy

>>211592688

>>211590234
italian women are white

Thicc Italian actresses

>>211592909
Some are, some aren't.

>>211588722
The Rule of Jenny Pen with John Lithgow and Geoffrey Rush is good you should check it out

>>211593304
I've seen it and did enjoy it. It's listed as 2024 since that was the festival date. If I had to rank it on my list, it would be either above Bloodlines or Cornfield.

Someone mentioned Goya last thread and I meant to ask, have you guys heard of the Black Paintings? Goya was deaf and losing his mind when he painted those. Really intense stuff.

>>211596517

>>211596912
That shit STILL creeps me out.

>>211591086
Sarah Gadon has both Italian and French ancestry

>>211597492
means she's neither italian nor french

dropped final destination bloodlines after 25 minutes. The sequence at the tower had some funny moments but the rest is just unbearable. I'm not gonna stand watching that shit drag as hell because it's boring as fuck just so i can watch some entertaining deaths every 20 minutes or so

>>211597492
She is Canadian not French-Canadian, cuck.

New trailer for I Know What You Did Last Summer sequel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IceTkSOSNJI

Fisherman looks good but otherwise its a rehash legacy sequel

>>211598525
It's weird this is technically a franchise

>>211597772
I strongly feel they saw is a much much better franchise than final destination.
Saw has better entries, and the worst saw movies are still much better than the worst final destination movies

Final destination could be "fun" but most of them have shitty acting and shitty plots. Whole saw might have its faults,it has a compelling and interesting plot from movie to movie.
And to be honest the traps on saw are more interesting than final destination

>>211598568
Yup. With a surprising amount of instalments

>main film
>direct sequel
>supernatural sequel/standalone
>Amazon tv series
>legacy sequel

>>211596517
>>211596912
There's a movie where he's a side character in Natalie Portman's experience of the Inquisition called Goya's Ghosts that's reasonably intense

>>211598644
I liked the original okay as a late 90s early 00s horror fan but yeah it's weird how many official entries it has. It'd be like if Valentine had a sequel, reboot and revival tv series.

>>211591711
The spammer had another breakdown last night.

I wish that a Halloween or Friday the 13th movie had been like an episode of X Files or CSI or something.
Not teens having sex and drugs but something about a detective or an investigation.
Sadly Jason goes to hell did try that but they ruined Jason by killing him.

Is there any slasher that it's like that? ( Silence of the lambs is good but it's not a slasher and doesn't really follow the killer)

Do any of you know of any slasher movie like that?

>>211598788
Valentine should have a sequel. I want to see David Boreanaz killing people as a villain again.

>>211596517
Literally me.

>>211598995
Skinny

>>211598900
Most giallo movies are like that.

>>211598385
Gadon is a French name, cuck.

>>211598788
Valentine does have a sequel.
It's stuck on Meta VR, but it exists.

>>211599709
what the fuck

Better than the original. Sorry, Romero.

>>211599859
It's unpopular but true.

>>211599255
Can you recommend some

>>211599923
It's actually the default retarded normalfag opinion.

>>211599961
Well, my favorite is probably Tenebrae. That one has a police investigation going for basically the entire movie. There's also What Have You Done To Solange?, Blood and Black Lace, The Fifth Cord, The House With Laughing Windows, The Bird With the Crystal Plumage. All of those have a good investigation/mystery.

>>211598644
>Series goes on for so long that the killer begins suffering age-related memory decline
I Know You Did Something Last Summer...

>>211600627
>The House With Laughing Windows,
Kino, doesn't get mentioned enough here.

Corpse Grinder fans, were you aware of Blood Orgy of the She Devils?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM0qN0MsFPA

>>211600627
>>211600736
Thoughts on Short Night of the Glass Dolls?

>>211601130
I regret to say that one's still in my backlog

>>211601130
Not as good, much less intense.

watchin' Terrorbytes rn
the first episode is already 2 hours long and there's 5 of them

Movie lineup for tomorrow morning:

>Borderline (2025)
>Exeter (2015) - Some /hor/ fren said it was good
>Hippopotamus (2018)

>kino is back on the menu

>>211602626
As the world's #1 drug hater, I do not approve.

>>211593304
Good call. This film and Until Dawn are the only ones to get bonus points for not doing anything to piss me off.

>>211602626
did michael jacksons soul get trapped in that bong?

>>211602745
Jenny Pen & The Manor are movies that make you depressed at the thought of becoming elderly.

>>211577435
It's been shoved into various things by the lefty bullies and hasn't gone away. Faggots who need trigger warnings should be mocked continually

>>211592228
That's racist

fuck, it's so hot I can't even concentrate on the moobie

>>211600627
Based

>>211603631
>tfw unseasonably warm summer already
>nights are going to hit 97% humidity this week
Rewatching Torso, mad anyone would wear a scarf

>>211603631
>>211604705
Meanwhile it's been really cold here for the past two weeks, would much rather have the heat.

Bleh!

man, rewatching 28 days / weeks later again i forgot how creepy the shot of the church scene was where he just gets stared down by the zambo's in complete silence.

An absolute Chad on a private tracker uploaded a BD-Remux of Frogman.

>>211603631
That's how I felt when I watched Lifeforce

https://www.fangoria.com/phantom-of-the-paradise-musical/

>>211607861

>>211606978
Yeah it's a great shot. The other one I noticed was how the fish tank was almost empty when they entered the apartment, because they were running out of water.

Pretty cool sit down with Adam Green.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCAj0uiaKT8
tl;dr Hatchet 5 won't happen unless producers behind the scenes relinquishing it.

>>211609177
His sleepover series was cute

>>211609177
uh pic not related.

>>211569008 (OP)
this bitch just doesn't shut up very realistic journalist character though

>>211609962
It's best when they have accents

okay after finishing Rec (which I saw first and last time when it came out) I have to ask: is it a spanish thing to shout so much? Only movie with more shouting is Uncut Gems, holy

The new JP is gonna have a horror element.

>>211611756
>is it a spanish thing to shout so much?
Yes, it is, the portuguese even complain and make fun of them for being so fucking loud.

>>211612484
I understand. The thing is that I'm from south Italy and it was too much even for me

>>211611756
>is it a spanish thing to shout so much?
yes
theyre top 3 loudest europeans

>>211613146
hmmm who are other two?

>>211607861
I wish I would have watched this. My friends were going to see it and I passed because I didn't know much about it and I don't typically like musicals.

>>211569008 (OP)

Miss Leslie's Dolls is kind of insane i'm glad they rediscovered it

>>211569155
Damn he's using stealth

>>211579341
She looks a little like a fish

>>211616229
>born at just the right time to enjoy high def kino of the past
it's a silver lining

Wtf is up with the all-black casts in horror these days? Not only does shit like sinners and peele movies do it a ton of indie films do it. Just tried last cabin and deadly retreat. This is a re-occurring theme. Do they get gibs to make their garbage movies cause they are minorities or what

>>211617301
>sinners and peele movies
Not all black casts

>>211617301
Black directors obviously.

>>211617301
>are there grants specifically for minority films/filmmakers
hmm, let's think real hard about that one..

>>211617301
>Do they get gibs to make their garbage movies cause they are minorities or what
This is a pretty ironic assumption since there's a big pushback against Ryan Coogler and Sinners by the hollywood establishment execs because he got a deal where he gets to keep the rights to his movie instead of letting WB or Disney control it and get all the profits and make it a multimedia franchise.

>>211617301
When black people make movies, they cast black people in them

>>211618257
That's wholly hollywood big studio backed movies. A light search found even Netflix offers funding for "underrepresented voices" in film.

>>211618333
White people dont do this thoughever

>>211618425
okay?

>>211618462
The movies you mentioned were made by blacks

>>211617301
>peele movies
he has admitted that he doesnt like whites and will not hire them directly

>>211618488
>Do they get gibs to make their garbage movies
Okay, so there's some truth to what anon said about there being grants/funding for movies that feature or tell the stories of minorities.

>>211618637
Everyone does anon

>>211618754
Yes, Uwe Boll got gibs from the government of whatever country he's from to make movies and the world would have not been the same without those films.

>white people directing horror movies like hereditary
>bend over backwards to add diversity even when it confuses the plot.
>a son being inexplicably a different race than the rest of his family and never brought up

>>211618875
It doesn't really matter. I think that's just colorblind casting anyway like how Kenneth Branagh doesn't care if Keanu Reeves and Denzel Washington make no sense as siblings

>>211618875
>film is called Hereditary
>inexplicably refuse to discuss how kid is brown
Aster is such a fucking hack.

>>211619021
Sure but it's supposed to be a familial curse and it was super confusing and never explained if he was actually blood or not. It's pretty bad

>>211619445
It's not a familial curse the grandma was using the family as vessels to try and bring a lord of hell to earth.

this chick in Clown in a Cornfield is tiny but has a deep voice. she's like that moist critical guy.

>>211619021
They could just say one of them was adopted. Easy as that.

>>211619805
Maybe you should stick to marvel movies if you need characters to explain everything to the audience every scene.

>>211619554
I love clowns, I will now watch your movie.

>>211619931
Damn, what crawled up your ass?

>>211617301
None of the films you listed except maybe deadly retreat have all black casts what are you talking about. I get that some of you don't like black people but the way you react to even seeing one is genuinely bizarre, you need to either stop taking the meds you're on or take a lot more of them.

>>211619931

>>211621034
That reply makes no sense because you claim it would have been perfectly fine if someone just said he was adopted.

>>211621023
I dont watch long enough to see the evil whitey antagonists I guess

who the fuck is watching all these shark films? I swear they outnumber even slashers.

>>211598644

>>211621670
I like a good one. For the dogshit one I assume the same people who watch other landfill fodder movies

>>211621670
Shark side of the moon is top tier how dare you

Clown in a Cornfield was fine but it was muddled. It's set up like a slasher but the plot doesn't want to be one. Also the motive is just like something thrown at a dartboard.

>>211622727
The trailer made it look really cheap and not in an indie movie way but a we need to make this for as cheap as possible and get it onto VOD as fast as possible way.

>>211622850
Well it's a Shudder film. I have seen much cheaper. Had a $1m budget.

>>211623056
Not about budget as much as where the care went in. Something about the lighting reads as made by people who are just making a product. Looks like a network TV show.

>>211618257
>there's a big pushback against Ryan Coogler and Sinners by the hollywood establishment execs because he got a deal
Then why did they offer him such a deal in the first place?

>>211623174
Because the movie was going to make 300+ million so they still get paid.

>>211623227
They knew that before the movie was released?
Also, you can't really complain if you chose short term gain over long term gain. I thought Jews were supposed to be financially savvy.

>>211623303
>They knew that before the movie was released?
Studios do have a pretty good idea of how much a movie is going to make yeah.
>Also, you can't really complain if you chose short term gain over long term gain.
The normal way for the industry is to get both. They were mad because now any other hot directors are going to demand the same deal if they realize their value.

>>211623367
>Studios do have a pretty good idea of how much a movie is going to make yeah.
Then explain bombs like John Carter and Cats.
>now any other hot directors are going to demand the same deal if they realize their value.
Then just refuse? They're still the ones that hold all the cards and decide if a movie gets made or not.

I told you, anon...
you should have left

>>211623496
Is this the movie where someone read a summary of house of leaves but never read the actual book?

>>211623539
Pretty much

>>211623539
Many such cases

>>211623496
they should have never gone in in the first place

>>211623813
What about this house?
Should I enter?
It's open.

I'll bake

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