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damiel?

Content overload!!

can't believe they fucked up this badly

DAILY REMINDER:
>Both Jet and Chip sampled child porn off the deep web for their shitty ARG project, Worldcorp
>Jet was previously a notorious /r9k/ tripfag (hack_blastard) along with his junkie father
>It is now confirmed from leaked DMs, that Jet uses his fishtank clout to fuck female fans and contestants (i.e. Claire and Abi)
>Sam came from a rich family and lived life with a silver spoon in his mouth until he was exiled from the trust fund after refusing to pay back his father
>Sam crashed his car and gave his best friend a permanent concussion
>Sam abuses HGH and TRT to compensate for his body dysmorphia as if he were a tranny on HRT
>Sam groomed and fucked a 16-year-old Marky Thompson, yet larps as a moral crusader as if he’s any better than the average person

sam came into fishtank in plain clothes in a pissy mood and ruined the entire day and show. good job self-sabotaging faggot

Kiss Ellie. Fuck Ellie. Mating press Ellie into a bed. Massage Ellie's shoulders. Eat Ellie's pussy. French kiss Ellie. Dress Ellie up in suits. Dress Ellie up in sexy cosplay. Ejaculate inside Ellie's pussy. Princess carry Ellie to the bed. Twist Ellie's nipples. Suck Ellie's small breasts. Lick Ellie's midriff. Encourage Ellie to get fit. Get Ellie drunk. Sloppy tongue kissing with Ellie. Read perverted hentai with Ellie. Eat Ellie's ass. Get Ellie horny. Mutual masturbation with Ellie. Marry Ellie. Big wedding with Ellie. Break off into a 45 minute rant about how Asian NPC pussy is the best while your friends look at you like you're retarded. Ban condoms and birth control. Breed multiple hapa children with Ellie. Massage Ellie's feet. Lick Ellie's armpits. Fuck Ellie until your dick breaks. Total Ellie Love.

this is the show? wtf. When's the last time the show had a multi-day challenge?

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/username/hack_blastard/

>REEEEE STOP SPLITTING MONEY

>>211570766
Fred Hyde should have beat this nigger more

Would this be the easiest season to win since no one is really trying?

>>211570754
Eh. They’ve done it before, that’s what you get for trusting them

>I…I actually didn’t even want to be there!
>I…I didn’t even want a fanbase!

Ok Jin

Where are they going to go with the show if it's just Ellie, Angie, Direnc, and Aryeh after the first week?
Let's say Rachel quits, Daniel is kicked/quit, and Freddy gets another concussion and has to leave for medical reasons...it would basically be Bitchtank for the next five weeks

>cast a pervert character
>tell him to look up skirts/make gross sex jokes
>casually reveals he knows jet went on r9k
>YOO WTF THIS GUY IS A PERVERT WE GOTTA GET HIM OFF THE SHOW!!!

why is rachel so checked out? is being fat just that exhausting?

It’s a bad production team

Gooning to Angie Angel instead of watching this show

Now fucking Arye is pulling a Rachel

Viewtiful Joe mindbroke Sam. Johnny Neptune mindbroke Jet. Dead season. Dont be a fat fag vape addict like this retard.

>>211570834
Jin only wanted to bring the kino. He's a true ftler

>>211570620 (OP)
Bring me back to Vegas.

Everyone is now baiting health problems. They have set such a bad precedent with this Rachel bitch

>>211570834
t. making shit up now

He said he was enjoying it there and still won't say nothing bad against production

It’s a suicide note.

why ruin the show

>see youtube vid in my recommended that jin got removed
OH WOOOOOW. is it cause he was too meta and alpha?

I wish I was on the show right now, unfortunately

>>211570863
he's got head grooves, I believe him

>>211570858
>Gooning to Angie Angel instead of watching this show

cute

>>211570858
been looking for this clip ty anon :3

>>211570890
Jet's ego was in danger.

autist anyi learned to be helpless so he can be coddled lmao

Jet, your robot past will get you MORE mid e-girl puss.
Bring Jin back and apologize.

>>211570858
Based

>and for our next hellhouse challenge....
>we'll be playing tag!
Ok come on.

>>211570834
>Wigger damage control continues
Grim.

>First season where the fish themselves dont bother thinking about or forming alliances so the crew have to force it through challenges
bravo

>>211570895
Hit Jet up, they'll probably allow a new fish at this point

This shit is actually more retarded than watching CCTV footage of an after-school program

Jet removing Jin is the correct choice in my opinion. We can't allow the contestants to badmouth production. Plus the atmosphere is so much better in the house without that pedophile!

>>211570882
Go to bed Jin

>>211570892
He called out Jet's old tripfag days on /r9k/ and that's almost as big of a no no as saying Nina

>>211570910
no, it's clearly Sam's call

You "people" are so fucking pathetic.

Honestly how long can they keep Rachel here? She’s going to get increasingly difficult and nasty.

>>211570942
Sam left?

>>211570956
so fucking gay. is rachel on still?

The real reason Jet kicked Jin for mentioning r9k was because he wants to fuck Ellie and Ellie is 100% aware of what R9K is.

>>211570942
Kill yourself jet

These guys get so impatient and freaked out in the first week, never let natural alliances form, start meddling with the dynamic and then ruin the entire season.

bummybuster bros..... this cant be happening..............

>>211570966
Hi wiggers

>>211570900
>tfw no puerto rican submissive waifu
why even live bros

>fishtank so bad that sam hyde (not goldstriker) is playing tag with the fish
DAY 4

>>211570966
Get a skill

>>211570854
Imagine this landwhale hambeast being surrounded by decent zoomer pieces of ass, thats why she had to get naked its her only way of vying for attention even if its disgust.

what happened? did they fuck up the show again

Hog is just sitting there screaming, what the fuck is this

>>211570984
hack blastard and the inevitable lead to markyposting on the tank

>>211571010
gotta be a new low

why are the vods on youtube so fucking shit? i took a nap for 3 hours and i cant see back 3 hours on the current stream. is there an archive or something somewhere?

>>211571010
LOL

Time for Goldstriker to play with make believe kids!

>>211570895
Every day I fantasize about being in the tank and having a romance with Angie
It should've been me...

Rachel gave up AGAIN

>>211570928
I hate the wiggers too faggot troon, I simply think making fun of the showrunners is retarded when he could have stood quiet, played along, and been a part of the shows future instead of being blacklisted

Crazy how none of you understand how kino this will be once Chris and Rachel are in together.

Literally what is this. It from hellhouse concept to Jet’s summer camp for autistic adults full of fun group games and team-building activities

vibes

>gets her redbull
>still quits the challenge

>>211571043
that's why you'll never be on it, faggot
I want to win, and I guarantee I would if I was on the show

>>211571040

>>211570835
Goontank. Fat bastard edition

>>211571056
>I simply think making fun of the showrunners is
Well deserved.

what was the best Fishtank rivalry? Only oldheads remember this one

>>211571067
you mean frank and rachel

>>211571067
>chris
>kino
Can't wait to listen to him yap about his "weight loss" journey that was 100% ozempic

>"you have to have you flag on the side freddy!!!"
>angelina's is behind her

>>211571080
team building exercises are probably fine to start the show off to force the fish to open up. But i don't think that sort of reasoning is behind the train wreck we're witnessing.

>>211571101
He got a well deseved kick + blacklist

been offline since morning what did i miss

>>211571080
just jet's PG hugbox

>>211570987
>beard needs grooming and the glasses are unflattering
>but has potential
>4/10 pass
I'll take it because it's true

>>211571113
No, I mean Chris and Rachel. Here's a hint: romance.

>>211571102
vance doing the SUCK IT airhump at jon the moment he leaves and closes the door

>>211571113
They better pull that ripcord soon because the show will just be hours and hours of keeping Rachel calm within 4 days

>>211571136
jin got kicked

jet is such a pussy, every time sam does something dumb, he comes up with some gay school yard challenge to lighten the mood instead of telling sam to fuck off

>>211571056
>JIn should have got on his knees and kissed Jet's boots instead of complaining about how boring the challenges are and that Rachel doesn't have to do anything

>>211571132
And now you have no show lmao

>>211571102
cole and brian

Nontent status?

BTFO

https://x.com/evilomens/status/1934801731784986949

>>211571056
He didn't even do that you retard was just ONE slight mention to jet /r9k/ when talking about how ellie is with her age

HECKHOUSE

>>211571177
Women aren’t funny

>we'll pay you $200 to participate
>she proceeds to sit and do nothing

they better not give her that $$$$$

>Freddy tactically flipping the lights off
kek

>>211571056
>been a part of the shows future
>shows future
LMAOOOOOOOOO

>>211571177
CERTIFIED SLOP

Monke just hurt herself :(

>>211571090
Pussy matters more than money

>>211571176
Here's your nontent status >>211571177

>>211571158
did he do something retarded or is another production fragile ego kick?

Next season they should give all the fish overdose amounts of LSD before they enter the tank.

>>211571156
Would

If any anons get onto s5 make sure you dont do pedo stuff and say the age of consent for women should be 35 and call anyone attracted to nonhags a pedo. Its the only way to not be kicked

>>211570858
same

Why won't anyone fall into the glass coffee table?

>>211571177
>miserable twitter nigga is miserable
well i never

>less than a month until /bb/

Been a good ride /ftl/

>>211570757
Proof for the car crash, the trust fund, and the ARG project?

Theyre making more money this season therefore s4>s3

>>211571177
Shadi spent a few weeks on a fishtank offshoot and then got raped by jimmy and she wants to act above it all

Can we save her from the eventual goon from jet?

D-WRENCH CAMPING

>>211571225
nothing truly retarded

>>211571233
Just start showing up it’s not like Jet will actually do anything

>>211571233
despite the fact the show runner groomed and fucked a 16 year old when he was 30

Ellie <3

I'm legitimately embarrassed I ever followed MDE

Went to the gym? anything good? Did they seriously kick Jin and left the cow?

>jin kicked
>daniel checked out
>rachel not participating in challenges
>freddy two drinks away from being hospitalized
and it hasn't even been a week

imagine thinking good girl wouldnt win that

I'm hyped for Extreme Peace yo

>>211571233
If I got on fishtank I would just start breaking stuff and not stop until I get kicked

>>211571166
You know that’s not why he was kicked, he was kicked for bringing up Jet’s 4chan history

>>211571168
You’ll be watching for the next 38 days dont worry, see you in the threads!

>>211571177
lmao based shadi

>>211570835
>Where are they going to go with the show if it's just Ellie, Angie, Direnc, and Aryeh after the first week?
That is still a stronger cast than the dullards that surrounded Letty in S1. Josie was a season long void, Vance cucked out perpetually and Sylvia was just there to soak up rage TTS.

>>211571233
haha but saying nigger and heil hitler endlessly is HILARIOUS
and rember to NEVER say ANYTHING bad about LGBT FAGGOTS

so driench has basically won the show

>>211571225
He said jet posted on r9k in a passing comment and they "pulled him in for a interview" and sent him home and told no one the reason why and now they're trying to gaslight everyone that he was a pedo because they couldnt kick him out like Simmons as he knows Sam fucked a 15 year old for real.

The show was doa anyways. We were doomposting from the start

>>211571177
if they offered to make her a freeloader she'd drop her kfc and fly out immediately

>>211571038
BUMP

What a night

>>211571250
spy themed or something

>>211571269
You need to introduce her to Ice Poseidon and Cx.

That's the only way you can save her from Jet, but she may end up dating the Chad Chicken Andy.

>>211571269
she is way too far out of jets league

>>211571219
yeah but you wouldn't actually get it lol

FISHTANK S4: GLASS HOUSE EDITION

>>211571269
I think she might be smarter than jet and smart enough to not fall for his gay tricks

How did Dan even piss off Jet, I wasnt watching last night

>>211571281
This isn’t MDE. This is fishtank. MDE is coming out in 2 days when Extreme Peace airs. Sam Hyde alone isn’t MDE

I'm like 99% sure Jin didn't even talk about Jet being on r9k, when I heard him mention it yesterday it was always in the context of saying "Ellie is hot but she is obviously giving me r9k femcel vibes". He said it at least 5 times in the confessional alone and to Daniel.

thats it
that was the challenge
no consequences or punishment

just play tag with mister hyde and thats it

>>211571289
I’m hyped to spend no money on it and give the people what they deserve

>>211570754
I can, Sam and Jet's hubris combined is insane. Sam is never wrong in his mind. He always knows what's best and knows everything and he's surrounded by gimps like Jet, Nick and Luke that enable him and never push back. Then he let's Jet take the reign thinking thing's will be a-ok if he shows up for cameos just to watch it all crash when they realize people won't take the same shit forever when they do dumb shit.

>>211571303
my hobbit queen

How are these fish the biggest pussy bitches in 4 seasons plus all the side shows

How will Rachel make it about herself this time?

>>211571303
it should be her or freddy

Direnc W

>>211571321
Discord David has aids and was raped by Andy dick

Aryeh and Rachel should be forced to sleep in the same bed.

>>211571250
I might actually watch Big Brother for once. I still can't believe I've wasted so much time on this slop.

>>211570850
He's got the ability to look like a chad, but he's an absolute dweeb

>>211571327
That's why it matters more than money

@grok could you please give me a quick rundown on the fish/contestants for Season 4 of Fishtank, run (barely) by Jet Neptroon and Sam Kike? I don't even watch that shit anymore but I want you to spend some electricity.
Thank you.

>>211571367
While it's true he was raped by Andy Dick, he does not have AIDS.

>>211571359
with ease

It's insane how pretty Ellie is.

>>211571332
He made Jet think about Cole. It's going to be brutal for him till he leaves.

why does that roastie keep the bag with her at all times?

>>211571293
has jet threatened to rape you ben? is that why you are posting this?

these fish don't do a lot of socializing and getting to know each other.

>>211571269
she's madly in love with sam evidenced by first seeing him she was all giddy
she's incredibly high iq (for a woman) but has horrible parents

>>211571319
Gonna have a straight white male win this year, I can feel it

Shadowverse comes out in 20 minutes

I'm glad I got poisoned with the wiggers shenanings
I'd rather go play card games

>season 3 on day 4
>fish plotting against each other
>burt jacking off and having schizo episodes
>luke being luke
>alex going monkey mode and saying dumb shit

>season 4 on day 4
>tag

we didn't realize how good we had it bros

>>211571365
She has an interesting physiognomy
Like a primitive cavewoman

>UGHH...FUCK...
WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE THIS YOU DIDNT DO SHIT

i feel empty. is the show dead? i quit my fucking job for this shit

>>211571233
I'm markyposting day 1 nigga

Content couch

are we doing another pizza party after this?

>>211571415
>burt jacking off and having schizo episodes
>>luke being luke

...

what the FUCK is rachel wearing

>>211571400
>Everyone who disagrees with me is production

Thanks for conceding

Reminder that Fishtank is still making loadsamoney no matter if you're upset or not. Doesn't matter.

>>211571420
A lot of nigger blood in her. Don't let the eyes fool you.

>>211571339
He def did, he talked about r9k being a place for people like jet not ellie. Its not a direct quote but something to that effect. It was during the jin rating bit.

>takes xanax in the morning
>dances around
>smiles at the camera
>doesnt give a shit about anything
why isnt she on xanax all the time

>>211571296
They had pretty good freeloaders tho. Chris was fresh. Tai was funny. Lance wasnt bad. Even the girls who lasted a day or two werent terrible. Plus the concept was fresh

Why do black dudes love white women like Rachel?

>>211571438
das crazy mane

Brandon bad and worth throwing the show over
but this is normal

>>211571443
>Still pretending like there’s a show
yikes

>>211571404
Yes they do. At least dan / jin did and ellie / drench / arye did

LMFAO ARYEH JUST FARTED

In order to save the show we must create a super pizza

>>211571365
lazy eye

>>211571436
hopefully, the fish look sad :(

How do the simps contend with the fact that angie and ellie are going to get fucked by the wiggers as soon as the show ends?

Everyone here at some point has felt better about themselves because they unknowingly got a (You) from CryoKeen.

You're literally communicating with CryoKeen half of the time.

Is this really the life you deserve?

angie sprained her ankle

>only day 4
>only 5 fish participated in the challenge
This is a new low.

not even memeing, after jin im not opening the show anymore this season, oh well lets see if jet gets it right next year

Went to sleep a bit after they let direnc cheat in the weight holding competition
What I miss?
Is Rachel gone yet?
I know she isn't fucking participating in anything.
Any new developments in the autism alliance?
Did Ellie do anything at all yet?

>>211571456
yeah you type like a gigantic faggot kill yourself

be like Cole

aryeh talking about how he was sick before this and now how he feels sick as fuck, bro has covid and gonna make the entire house sick, also angie talked bout it too

>>211571250
we are so back

>>211571501
now, let's feed em just grits

>>211571233
>get on the show
>do the same thing as Jin and Cole
>get booted unceremoniously before you can do anything actually interesting
>instantly become /ftl/'s new hero

>>211571458
The money laundering scheme is actually making less money

OH MY GAWD, YOU SEE THAT SHAWT?

>>211571424
Thats also funny. Make them waste a cast slot

>>211571501
just like binky!

>>211571492
i dont want to picture jet, ben and sam gangbanging ellie and angie. its a disgusting picture, not because i like them

>>211571492
Sam brought mizzy back on the show just to fuck her, and they still simp for her.

did anyone hear that insane areyeh brap

>>211571319
sounds kino

ayyy lmao

>>211571502
the challenges aren't even remotely difficult yet

>>211571492
what about drench

>>211571506
>Ad hominem

Thanks for conceding

>>211571511
AIDS HOUSE COVID HOUSE
EVERY SEASON IS THE FUCKING SAME

>highlight of the show 8 hours after Jin leaving is Aryeh farting

me when drench rips a massive crack fart

>>211571492
Angie probably would, Ellie seems like she has generally higher standards.

>>211571250
is big brother anything like fishtank? i only know of it from luke getting kicked off for a joke. sounds lame

I remember S2 bits being eloborate and funny, like you could sense the basement shooting shit on what would be funny next. This time Jet's obvious depressive episode is smelling the whole fucking show up. What a waste.

>>211571531
>picture
why do people use this term, nobody actually forms a picture in their mind. it's a black shroud

Content couch is going nuts

>>211571555
n-no he was nonent dude, we- i mean uhh they had to kick him

>>211571339
Jin 100% called Jet a r9kfag. Might have been during Jin and Dan's confessional Day 1 but not 100% sure when it occurred

GLOVES

OFF

Would one of the wiggers please look at Angie's ankle?
This wouldn't have happened if Bex was still there

i forgot how the challenges even were supposed to go. 2 seasons of silly nonsense made me forget

>>211570928
They'll try to smear him forever but he's a hero
>He didn't even want to be there!
Yes he did
>He didn't even care about clout
Sure he did, everyone does. I bet he wanted to reveal himself to be one of our degen ranks in the end
>He was a pedo
Pretty sure he was joking, that sounds a lot like libel to me but I don't know many jews. Wouldn't you have made more of a big deal of his removal if he was?

I havent watched all day, ik rachel became a freeloader and jin get booted but what else

prepping for the joker role

>>211571542
too smart for the wiggers and would ask for cash upfront

anyone else feel like Vance was probably the one coming up with most of the bits for season 3.

What happened to that S2 edit where they put the POV cams and fatty screaming into the camera?

>>211571492
fuck off brian
ellie is a pure virjin tattooless right wing bug princess

>>211571250
>>211571515
>less than 4 days until Ice Poseidon prison stream
let's gooooo

FREE SJC

What the fuck did these guys spend the off season months doing? Season 3 ended in early December
you telling me these guys didn't sit down and write down/ plan challenges, activities and bits?
Like what did they spend all these months doing?

I miss Jin

>>211571547
cryokeen looking ass nigga. Do it coward. No one will miss you :P

>>211571568
i actually do, i picture everything automatically

>>211571375
If you liked the social gaming from S3 you'll like BB. Definitely worth checking out either way seeing as it's the show that inspired this one.

Summytime is here!

>>211571586
Almost closed the webm but then ellie stepped into frame and it became watchable

I fucking love giving $35/month to a millionaire to watch a twitch stream

>>211571604
ear

I hope Jet dies from a nitrous hit, fried brain. Daniel fucking his sister.

>mfw looking at this “solid solid product”

>>211571613
perfect puckernips

>>211571604
ear

and we thought S1 bits were bad
we have sam hyde playing tag on day 4

>>211571339
>>211571575
He specifically said it during the girl rating thing. "She probably goes to /r9k/; I mean Jet goes to /r9k/!" Sounded like this.

>>211571600
why do people watch ac7ionman ?
is it literally all zoomer retards ?
how did he become friends with ice piss ?

>>211571612
>as it's the show that inspired this one.
they said it was ice poseidons prison streams which btw is on the 20th.

brap

Please be the letter, please be the letter

>>211571293
>he was kicked for bringing up Jet’s 4chan history
And by kicking him in the most retarded way everyone is bringing up Sam’s history. Oops!

>>211571492
Most simps dont know about jet fucking the contestants

>>211571606
Thanks for conceding ftl trannykun!

>>211571604
>What the fuck did these guys spend the off season months doing?
Whippets

>>211571329
>>211571407
She wore a custom shirt with the baby wiggers from her discord group on it. She’s already lost.

>sam giving daniel the start of his TJ arc in confession
Lame and gay show

>do nothing all day
>kick a fan favorite for seemingly no reason
>wrap up early
All in a days work.

>>211571613
Yup, it's time to beat my shit.

>>211571604
We say this every time. They don't care about the show at all.

JET I KNOW YOU"RE READING THIS DO ONE BIT DO A SINGLE FUNNY BIT. WRITE ONE THING DOWN AND DO IT.

bangers lined up
real blue collar stuff

i can't hear the jin vids on his instagram... did he not just come out and say why he was kicked?

What the fuck are they going to do for 6 weeks if they've already done the cell, tag, rice, and everything in the first three days?

>>211571657
FUCK
discord link ?

>>211571636
Summytime is nippy!

>>211571649
he's got good balance for being 275lbs

>>211571652
>And by kicking him in the most retarded way everyone is bringing up Sam’s history. Oops!
It’s truly a blessing how fucking low IQ they are

>fish are already down and tired of this at day 4
i feel bad for them
imagine being fans, getting selected and then you're on this trainwreck

>/r9k/

>>211570919
>Jet
>Apologizing for anything
He dindu nuffin wrong ever. Couldn't be. It's YOU, the dirty troll that should repent!

Remember when this was kinda implied to be a fakeout season, but now it's just such a miserable affair that I don't know how anyone could be invested for what's to come next. Embarrassing after the events of Season 3 that you think this is passable. Late stage Famous House 2.0 vibes.

Enough is enough

Send him in

SAM DOING DAMAGE CONTROL

>>211571687
He said he doesn't know why he was kicked. They didn't tell him.

>>211571250
i heard tucker and goblina broke up and it made me smile

>>211571687
Even he doesn't know (they didn't tell him)

>>211571663
>TJ arc

You guys are obsessed with arcs.

>angela
>that aussie girl

>>211571694
when/where did she post these?

bro this fucking guy

What ever happened to fatty?

>>211570834
He said he wanted to be there he is still retarded for revealing power level too early

>>211571562
>>211571599
She’s a groupie for faggots like Jet that are somehow less talented and famous than him. You’re all deluded.

>>211571694
fuck i need to get her pregnant and get custody of the kids so she doesn't ruin them

didnt sam at one point say:
"low effort, but its ironic so we weren't really trying, so its ok"
is one of the lowest forms of media? is that literally the entirety of this show at this point? just haha its bad on purpose?

>>211571699
the moment jin lost

5.5 inches of jap-leaf dick going up neptroon's ass tonight. stay posted.

I love how they don’t know each others names still

they dont have a binx to farm the simps, angie is a dud cause shes hung up on her ex and freaks out when he sends her shit. ellie is nontent and the camwhore doesnt really engage much with the audience, so they have to give rachel special treatment so the chat /paypigs will spend money to call her fat.

sam being out of the loop confirms jin pull was jet's call

>the australian girl
>doesn't even try to remember her name
based

>Uh yeah so I have like no idea what's going on so you can't blame me for anything bad that happened

>>211571687
No, they didn't tell him why. He asked Bill Ottman why and he didn't even know either

Sam actually has no idea what goes on on his show

>Sam laughing at the fact jin can’t ring the bell tomorrow
Fuck this faggot content cuck.

The only thing that might save this season is if they do the season 2 house twist "but you can only bring ONE of your favorite fish along!" and rig the poll for rachel.

>mushmouth hunchback really thought he had a chance with a normal girl
this retard needs a reality check

GIVE FREDDY A BEER

>day 4
>the australian girl

>>211571269
Amelia Whang is back

>>211571734

>>211571740
jet doesn't get pussy
literally look at him loel

>>211571705
it is, we already knew blood games are coming right after

>>211571745
its ok when he does it cause hes white and high iq

https://kick.com/iceposeidon/videos/dfc5b3c7-fb9f-40ae-974f-07b831621d77

the moment Ice Poseidon goes live on the 20th im dropping this dogshit show

>>211571745
Stop listening to what Sam says

>>211571731
she sent them to me and i sent them to my bro on the asmongold paid subreddit discord and that dirty dog leaked them!!!

sam is so fucking GOAT at pretending to be someone's friend. it's probably why so many people are loyal to him

>>211571694
my lord they look like pencil erasers. need to hear her cry mid-coitus

>>211571645
imagine fishtank but instead of this jaded ego fags running production, it's the retard contestants running it.

>>211571770
we've known this since season 1

make an ad with the lyrics >doxing and trolling online
the highest rated and literally our guy best fish jin says jet is a r9kcel which everyone already knows
kick him off first thing
imagine that

not a single girl nudity allowed but guys walk around without shirts and in flipflops without socks

>>211571722
So are the wiggers. I dont want it

>>211571770
He’s been real concerned about his beloved israel getting destroyed so cut him some slack

>>211571663
It's all the show has left.

>>211571757
110%

what people dont realize is that while sam definitely has an ego, jet's is soo much worse lol

>he wanted to leave

BEANER

HES PUERTO RICAN

das crazy

So, what happened? Jet came up with some bullshit story about Jin to get Sam to give the okay in booting him, because he knows Sam doesn't even watch the show?

>sam drops cole reference
lmao

JIN REMOVED CAUSE HE "SHIT TALK THE STAFF" CONFIRMED

R9K MENTION BEING THE REASON CONFIRMED

kino cole reference! Kino!

what if the rest of the season was an RV trip?

Latinx king

My life fucking sucks right now
I wanna go to Sam Hyde summer camp

>>211571734
He transitioned into rachel

>>211571782
my friend got drafted as a bloodgames npc and it isn't until august. stop repeating this retarded theory

>i heard you guys were shit talking the staff

>Actually did kick Jin for fucking with the crew

>>211571613
i need to suck on those

>>211571612
I'll certainly miss the component of the audience interaction, but I would be a liar if I said the first two weeks of Fishtank Season 3 without the constant TTS wasn't one of the better periods this show has been through.

>>211571784
on god.
What a disappointment dude. It was actually looking so promising yesterday and this morning..

>>211571770
>Sam actually has no idea what goes on on his show
Sam views it as an asset to have the fish explain what was going on each day for the handy cam and episodes. He did this with Letty-Betty beef and via group sessions during S2.

>>211571515
what seasons of BB should I watch instead of this

>sam confirms jin was purely kicked for messing with staff

>i heard you guys were shit talking staff...
FUCKING FAGGOTS

couldn't watch for the past week, why everything seems miserable like last week of all seasons minus house damage

>>211571797
>pretending to be someone's friend
Really not that hard to do, helps that he's someone people look up to

>daniel's a beaner

lol kicked for “shit talking the staff” god damn the wiggers have such weak fucking egos

WE'RE TAKING THE GLOVES.. OFF!.. WITH THIS SE- Woah did you just.. did you just mention r9k?... come on down to the basement for an interview okay?

>no we don't hate you daniel, sorry for scaring you by kicking out jin for making content

this shit is so ass

Mexican anons, you finally have your self insert.

>>211571757
>was it the attic thing..?
if he's aware of that moment, jet probably filled him in on jin as well. which leads me more to believe it was sam's call since it happened right when he showed up.

FUCK JET FUCK JET FUCK JET

>>211571852
Cool

I’m still leaking EP

Are we really doing the tj arc again with Daniel

It was garbage enough the first time

THE POSTS ABOUT JET BEING SCARED OF CONFRONTING JIN AND TAKING IT OUT ON DANIEL CALLING HIM COLE WERE FUCKING RIGHT AHAHAHAHAHA

>>211571850
Season 10 only

Sam's not happy with all these personal letters the fish are getting

angie got her wittle toesie woesie injuwed
she needs them sucked (by me)

>>211571698
Do you think they know this shit is done? Fred and Rachel seem oblivious, Daniel and Ari are decimated, but I'm not sure about the rest of the lot.

>>211571493
I already live a better life than you by not knowing, caring or name-dropping "regulars"
Isn't the tank enough for you to overseas creepily over?

>sam please come and kick jin for me he is being a meanie

what's a good long range sniper rifle to use for hunting a pathetic loser animal

Why does he lift like a low-t dyel?

Jin was right
Production pulling them to the side like this feels like some schoolteacher/principal intervention

>Mention R9k like twice
>This is "shit talking"
Kys Jet

>>211571831
RV Trip would have been kino if it didn't cut out 18 hours a day

>>211571828
We should mention hack_blastard on every Fishtank X post from here on out

Can they really block us all?

>>211571867
so, half this thread

>>211571855
it don't think so, Jet

Mentioning r9k grinds the show to a halt confirmed

Daniel is such a fucking pussy

>>211571877

>it actually was just because Jin was shit-talking Jet
fucking wow

Get Burt on get Chris on. Kick the cast. Bring in Jimmy and Tayleigh.
Only OLD FANS ALLOWED NO NEW FANS
Bring in Mizzy to mukbang get Jobe
Buy a flight for Duanye to Massachusetts
Give Vance his bed
Only way to fix the show

when you mention Jet was on /r9k/ it ruins our ability to run the show guys

>don't fuck with the staff
>it will ruin the show
>don't bully them

>The viewers love it, but the producers hate it and can't work
What kind of logic is this lmao

>i-it's funny to the viewers but we can't produce the show if you make fun of us!!!
This show will never be good as long as the wiggers' egos are in the way.

>>211570835
After jin and ange explained how season 2 worked to fred he said that he wanted to stay.

kicked over teasing production? Do they realize this makes them look weaker than letting them be annoying does? They let TTS spam the whale with messages doxxing her dead friend but Jet can't handle R9K being brought up? This brings the show "to a grinding halt." jesus christ grow up jet.

COULDNT HANDLE THE BANTS KEK

>>211571889
because thats what he is beneath the steroids and fake macho personality

>>211571869
right after i posted this he immediately went into
>when you fuck with the staff..
100% sam's call

>don't bully the staff
>it makes it impossible to produce
>because they seethe too hard
kek

JET ABSOLUTELY TOLD SAM SOME DISTORTED BULLSHIT ABOUT JIN UNDERMINING THE STAFF BECAUSE HE MENTIONED FUCKING HACK BLASTARD

>>211571892
they kicked him out of fear of markyposting
he literally did nothing

jet youre such a stupid fucking idiotic trash cunt loser jesus christ
get jin back on he was goated

just took a painful, liquid-y season 4 and it stunk up the whole bathroom

cannot believe this dork waited for sam to show up to kick jin

>jet cried to sam about jin being mean to him

Pre-emptively kicking the first fish is a reoccuring bit every season. By S3 it became kino and that is still the case. Looking forward to tomorrow.

>>211571889
Tren is just for aesthetics. Sam has shit cardio and has said on PGL that he has sleep apnea and uncontrollable high blood pressure.

So it wasn’t even about marky, it was just Jet seething. Mind you he waited till sam got there cause he was too pussy to do it himself.
#RapeJet

>makes it impossible to produce the show
uhh, how? Jin was doing every challenge you fucking wigger retards

>>211571920
They don’t work and that’s the problem

>>211571885
Okay, Punjab royalty.

>>211571914
>look tomar, it's you

>>211571613
Real?

>>211571898
kek, tru.

Jet just do the doc ock cosplay already.

and tell FAT RACHEL to quit wearing the mexican clothes

where's the clip of sam admitting it

>fucking with the staff makes it so we can't produce the show
bro....... how fucking delusional do you have to be, do people actually believe this shit?

>Sam: You can fuck with whoever you want it just makes it hard to produce the show if you do it to staff
HUH WONDER WHY JIN WAS NEVER TOLD THIS AND WAS INSTEAD IMMEDIATELY AND UNCEREMONIOUSLY KICKED OFF HUH???

jet's a faggot and sam's a retard

COLE WON!!

Sam found his fixer upper retard of the season

>SAMMMMM JIN MENTIONED HACK BLASTERD PLEASE HELP

>>211571920
the actually real logic of what happened

The wiggers making fishtank is like a sitcom where the characters make the same mistakes every season and wonder why they failed

>DO NOT BULLY STAFF YOU ARE COMPROMISING THE SHOW EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE COMPLETE POWER OVER YOU WEAK WORTHLESS AUTISTS AND WHORES
Pathetic.

>>211571502
Well clearly there are no consequences or reasons to participate in anything since the fat bitch is still there
Jet talked a hell of a lot about "testing production" on day 3 to wind up revealing you can literally order them around, skip punishments, stay in your room all day and challenges with zero consequences of any kind
Enjoy the next six weeks of this slop

>kicking jin over mentioning jet being an /r9k/ poster
This is legitimately more embarrassing than kicking him for being afraid of a hypothetical Markypost. You are a gigantic fucking loser, Jet

there is a hierarchy making fun of jet in the show is bad

Does Eillie know what she's doing?

>>211571613
Damn fine nips.

>>211571886
>Daniel says like 2 things anti production yesterday
>Jin constantly joking about production and how they are lazy wiggers
>Jet confronts Daniel yesterday and not Jin even though Jin was the way worse offender
>"Its just a bit guys"
Jet is such a pussy

>>211571809
>I dont want it

Hate to tell you, but thats the name of the game S3 was different because nobody cooperated.

LET

MY

BOY

COOK

>>211571892
He actually shittalked more than that but still a shit reason

Holy shit, taking it to new levels of Boss Baby. LE GLOVES ARE OFF THIS SEASON

humiwiation witual

>>211571663
Daniel could never. It's rare that someone actually shows real courage and growth within a season, plus the premise of the show has never been more nihilistic. It's not a breeding ground for that kidn of thing.

>that was a humiwiation wituaw

>>211571947
Cope posts won’t right the ship

>>211571889
>like a low-t dyel
anon... what do you mean 'like'?

>>211571936
>they can't do their jobs
I'm sorry I was watching fishtank for the fish, not for the production lol my bad

Daniel was unhappy about having Ellie's ass in his face.

>>211571947
Fuck off wigger lover

It turns out that hack_blastard posting is far more powerful than Markyposting ever could be

>aussi girls hand on my ass
>ellis ass in my face
>humiliation ritual
huh?

>couldn't handle the bants

>>fucking with the staff makes it so we can't produce the show
WHAT FUCKING PRODUCTION??!!!!

>uhh you cant let people know about our past, it makes it so we cant run the show

>dont shit test production we'll kick you off
I miss Jon so much, Bloodgames Jon completely cucked all the wiggers it was insane.

>giving a genuine sam pep-talk because they got rid of the actual based guy and have to fall back on this fucking retard

>>211571850
i dont wanna shill someones youtube but i saw some videos of a guy going over the best winners it was pretty good. might make me check out the upcoming season desu

>>211571953
it makes it impossible because jet gets sad and depressed and won’t work on the show until daddy sam fixes it

>>211570620 (OP)
WOOP WOOP! NEEWWWWWW THREAD

>>211571951 #

>>211571951 #

>>211571944
Bro legit went "DADDY DADDY THEY'RE BEING MEAN TO MEEEEE!"

>>211571978
honestly much more entertaining when I look at it this way

SAM CONFIRMING JIN JUST BRUISED JET'S EGO TOO HARD

>>211571991
thing is, she knows exactly what shes doing

the producers of this show are massive pussies

>>211572031
what's your goal

huh thats weird, why did they talk to Daniel and tell him to stop shittalking production but said nothing to Jin and just pulled him? almost like there's a ulterior motive!

>Uhhhh we can't produce the show cause Daniel called me gay and Jin mentioned r9k, not because we didn't do anything these past few months

What did Daniel do to the crew exactly?

>>211572023
holy shit that's just embarrassing

>>211571970
wen jin stream to expose these kikes

Anybody have the screenshot of Jet daring Jin to hit him? I don't think /ourguy/ has seen it yet. I'm also retarded and forgot to save it myself.

>>211571674
Don't test me. I'll crash my own show with no survivors. It's not like their all weird autists that will hold grudges.

>Ok I admitted I’m a bitch and scared of Jin—will you watch the show again?
lmao

>>211571988
The way in which he was kicked was to avoid the markypost

>>211572031
kys

>>211572011
>>211572021
he is unironically gay

>>211571911
Famous house was so retarded. S3 was the worst. S4 is getting back to the roots.

>>211571930
it's retarded, but they will never stop since it got them this far.

>>211571988
OR thats just the excuse sam is using because then why not kick him the official way?

>>211572046
For their precious Daniel arc?

>>211571861
THIS SEASON

can someone just actually make big brother but with autistic shutins so i don't have to watch low-iq jeptroon flail around trying to conduct a serious project

OMG GUYS DADDY SAM IS SO BASED AND CARING

>>211571988
it's both, adolf

>>211572051
called them faggots and slammed a door in their face

>surprised that this guy is a beaner

>>211571816
>>211571817
>>211571833
>>211571859
>>211571867
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750128968765807.mp4

nontent

daniel is an upgraded TJ

>jin kicked
>daniel henpecked to death
>Rachel about to leave (again)
>Ellie (the backup) participating at the minimum, and no one wants to mess with her because she just turned 18
>turns out aryeh is the "shut down under the covers" instead of the "sperg out" kind of autist
It's fucking over dude.

Uh... for real though, how do I request a charge back from my bank if I'm not satisfied with the product?

>...I didn't come up with the fuckin idea okay?

JEEEEET

>>211572058
he already streamed and said they didn't tell him why he was getting kicked

Ladies and gentlemen, your s4 winner.
I hate this faggot

>>211571970
Jin was retarded nontent anyways. Maybe one or two good moments, but aside from that he was just an unfunny retard.

>>211571663
>TJ arc
it's so fucking over lmao.
It's unironically a gay show.
These threads are becoming prison stream threads in 4 days.

WOW

STOP MAKING ME LOOK BACK IN FRONT OF ELLIE IT'S MAKING IT HARDER TO PRODUCE THE SHOW

Summytime is loveytime!

his smile and optimism: RETURNED

>>211572058
He already streamed and said he doesn't want to shittalk them because he likes them, this is just 100% one-sided Jet getting his ego bruised and waiting for daddy to show up before kicking him. Absolutely pathetic.

>Sam's side eye to the camera
He knows Daniels an actual faggot that loves dicks

>>211572106
so true

>>211572156
you got any pics of her butthole?

>staff can mess with you
>you cant mess with staff
cant take what you dish out.
The fish take so much shit and they gain nothing from it. Nobody cares about their streams or anything they do after the show. They don't get even money. We just shitpost about them. That's it.
All because jet and sam can't handle bantz
it's sickening.

>>211572134
Enjoy the based daniel "arc"

>>211572074
You're so fucking braindead it hurts.

Sam saying sorry and apologizing, saying that he didnt come up with the challenge, is very funny. We already knew it but its funny to hear.

>>211572132
Reddit loves him

time for sam to do laps around the house and pretend to care about these people

>>211572051
nothing, jet unironically told on jin to daddy sammy so now sam feels like he has to prep other contestants to not hurt jet's feelings, that is actually 100% what is going on here

wait... i'm starting to think this daniel guy is getting better...

Cole, Claire, female Alex B, Jin
Legends of shit testing fishtanks pussy production.

Monke is limping :(

>>211572144
>These threads are becoming prison stream threads in 4 days.
Im down for that

>>211572027
Loved how Jon brute forced the game multiple times. Him working his way up to the election was kino.

Jin doesnt even hate production, he literally just brought up things which triggered jet and he got kicked

Jin had to go, his sass towards the staff would have completely ruined bits like tag, and sitting in a room for 30 minutes.

>>211572021
ew imagine ellies stinky butt in your face gross imagine she farts too eww like who would want that rite guys

>>211572124
Joever. This is great actually. It's hilarious that Sam gave Rachel monopoly money to continue to be abused.

>>211572074
Nobody is impressed by your low effort slop rehash season Jet.

aryeah physical medium for the fishtank magic, and hes dying

>>211572051
She’s kinda hot. Not to sound like a simp or anything

jet is a fat disgusting faggot
anyone in this thread could do a better job at producing this show than him

Sam being everyone’s papa here is fucking awful
This character is Father Goldstriker?

>>211571735
He was so tame, normalfag viewers wouldn't even get the reference, Jet was a thin skinned bitch and overreacted for no reason. Tanked the whole vibe because of his ego.

>>211572156
proof faggot

>Revealing uour powerlevel on day 3 instead of day 34

Jin deserved it

>>211572109
BASED

>>211572074
gas yourself

>>211572124
Day 4 btw

>>211572045
Klaus trying to get us kicked the same thing happened in january

>>211572147
Jin told ellie jet was an r9k fag. Now jet blames jin for not getting laid by ellie

>>211572197
he was surprisingly chill and he even said he liked production

His Trip....... was hack_blastard...
*Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

>>211572177
Want to tell us what happened on the playground today buddy?

>>211572034
it's better when the show is relatively decent for a week or two before production starts shitting the bed.

>when the show is becoming too good for reasons outside of your control

How did they miss out on casting a high energy autist? Ary is interesting at times but he's too low energy to carry the show like a Jon or Alex B

>>211572230
no wonder his brother killed himself, i would too if i was related to him

>>211571781
Claire would beg to differ.

>>211572233
Lol that might have been it

>>211572124
And the "crack whore" is the most chill one and is used to disgusting environments (naturally) so she's unfazed.

>>211572214
Yes but they were also afraid of him markyposting

>>211572200
I prefer drenches farts as opposed to oxygen but thats just me.

Can we cute a cute autistic girl to replace Jin? Like an actual autist not terminally online nontent like smelly ellie

>>211572203
You couldn't produce slop this good even if you tried.

jet neptroon is on 150 strikes atp why doesn't sam just fire him?

>>211572051
>goes up to the attic
>gets told to come down by jet over speakers
>calls him gay
>"did you seriously just call me gay because i asked you to come down from the attic"
>"yeah"
>jet runs upstairs and spergs out
>gets back to his den and hears Jin call him a r9k poster

>>211572255
They used 2 minute videos and choose from that

>>211572255
jin was a driving force of autistic energy. maybe not loud or spastic, but he trudged forth and stirred shit. they had what you are describing and they kicked him.

I don't feel like watching the show anymore but, at the same time, I feel like if I drop it I might regret missing "things"

JIN WASN'T KICKED, HE QUIT! WE WANT HIM BACK!

>>211571756
It was funny as fuck when he sent her some stupid macguffin and she went circles around the house squealing. Daniel btfo. That's women in a nutshell.

>>211572295
because sam is just as retarded

>mfw it feels like its day 35 but its still day 4

>>211572260
She never confirmed there was vaginal sex

>>211572167
No!
>>211572215
You need to believe in Summytime!

>>211572197
it was so mild too, he just brought up that jet was an /r9k/ fag. that's it. They were unironically just worried that he was gonna bring up marky or johnny neptune shit or something. fucking pathetic

>get Jin in the basement
>"hey man don't break 4th wall too much by talking of the prod"
>send him back in the house
>vibes are untouched

Cole broke him so bad

>hey man uhhhh can you not mention that i used to be a tripfag on /r9k/? it ruins my ability to run the show

>>211572228
Crash and burn by day 4 lmao.

They need to legitimately do a recast.

Ellie my 18 year old wife knows how to cook

bitchmade production

>>211572292
It's fucking Day 4. If they don't replace her they're retarded.
Just get some random from craigslist - it's had a high success rate so far.

>>211572301
That's how they get ya. Its hard not to watch, especially if you've got nothing else going on.

E-girl pussy for me but not for thee

>>211572295
Jet can be involved but there is no reason he should be in charge. He's proven is incapable of this job.

>>211570895
They literally picked all naturally lazy people. If it was dedicated fans there would be all kinds of heinous shit happening like sniffing panties slapping ass fucked up comments and throwing food, pranks galore. Season 4 is lazy tank

>yo dude like i cant say exactly what you did but you gotta go sorry man

>>211572295
>not knowing sam is equally as retarded as jet

>>211572301
I forced myself to quit for like a week after Cole was kicked.. Checked backed in and finished around New Years. I regretted it...

Is Jin's elimination the worst since Princess Payton's elimination chocolate?

>>211572294
seethe, if anything this just shows how low the bar is. shoulda put more effort and had a lucid goal like s3

>>211572027

>>211572301
that's the magic of fishtank

>>211572326
she melted cheese on a tortilla

Calm down guys, none of these fish matter anyways besides rachel, she's the only one going on to the season 2 house anyways.

>>211572255
Autists are horrible picks compared to the cluster b picks of last season.

Jet Neptroon is a fucking joke
fat coddled bitch

>>211570963
of course it was
they definitely didn't have him play the performative strongman to deflect the continuing heat on and mockery of Jet which he is too retarded not to obsess over in an autistic loop
i mean they would never do that and sam has never done that before

underrated fish right here

>>211571839
Well yeah, we've been saying it since he got kicked, it was obvious that was why. Jet is a FAGGOT.

>>211572255
They did cast one. They kicked him today.

>>211572301
Same, maybe I'll watch tomorrow but my mood is completely ruined right now

>>211572322
bro is getting elon gut
why do their guts start protruding from their upper stomach like that

>>211572371
Ellie my 18 year old wife knows how to cook

Unironically, if you ever happen to see Jet in public, smack that faggot in the face. He's not going to face consequences anywhere else.

Can someone give me the qrd on this Rachel bitch? Who are these 'connections'. Is her dad really a famous author? Is he a nepo baby?

>>211572301
you need to realize that it doesn't matter, and you aren't missing anything.
better off just watching clips and saving yourself the time. fuck the show.

Is Daniel gay? I dont think its just an autism accent.

>>211572358
the binx one is probably still the worst lol

>>211572388
nah he's accurately rated

>>211572132
The Australian girl is winning.

>>211571177
Duanye and Jimmy really buck broke this bitch that’s insane

Genuinely the same vibes as week 4/cleantank in season 3
Production uninterested, fish dont have unique dynamics, just hanging out with the personalities we know already

no bar

FREDDYFAGGOTS RISE!

>>211572386
Both are faggots and sam clearly spergs out and kicks people and derails shit all the time. pretending one is better than the other is retarded

Heyo...stopped watching after the rigged rose challenge. QRD? Miss anything?

Wiggers make bad impulsive decisions because of drugs and Sam because of roids

>>211571982
it's both and that's why they didn't kick daniel, since he is less likely to markypost whereas jin doesn't give a shit.

i wish i smelled drench's undies

>>211572295
Lol, imagine if he somehow convinces charls to do it and the show becomes like, one trippy hippie séance while everyone tries to figure out how schizo charls actually is.

>>211572322
he's clearly so defeated. It's day 4. Write a couple bits and smile. Depressed fag ruining the show.

>>211572388
He perm debuff while not drunk is staggering. The wiggers need our boy swimming deep for the enxt 5 weeks if they dare to match even their shittiest past season

>freddy stole jet's vape
yeah he's getting jin'd

>>211572367

>>211572320
LITERALLY ALL HE HAD TO DO
So fucking sick of this fat fucking retard trampling all over his own show at every turn because of his bloated ego

The ego on these faggots is unreal. Sam acts like he knows everything, and if he doesn't know it? He would have eventually. Fuck off retard. Stop making me sympathize with your crack whore gf.

THATS THE ELIMINATION VAPE

FREDDY FINITO

>>211572301
EXPERIMENT:
>close the tab for 5 minutes.
>5 minutes later I open tab
>notice I didn't miss anything
>do it again- close tab, wait 5 minutes, check in
>I still didn't miss anything
>suddenly dont feel like watching
>repeat process whenever I get fishtank FOMO
I quit the cycle.
You can too.
You are getting older everyday.
You need to spend your time learning, experiencing new things and growing.
You are better than this show.

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH JIMYYY!!!!!!

>>211572417
yeah it's just his tism lisp

>>211572435
I got Zyns. Don't matter.

>>211572301
every season of this show for me. I find if I do other productive things while I watch it I feel like less of a fucking retard for wasting so much time

>wiggers make implusive decisions because their brains are fried
>call sam and tell him to come in
>he learns as soon as he walks in they made a retarded decision
>visibly pissed when he comes in every time

>>211572358
They just made up some random shit to kick Payton because they were going to Las Vegas and she was under 21.

>>211571869
It was Jet's call but he was too pussy to enforce it until Sam showed up for his mandatory showing.

>>211572480
Jimmy L

>>211572349
Jin was doing and planning to do all those things
but then he bruised Jet's ego by mentioning he used to trip on /r9k/ which everybody already fucking knew
Sick of this fat faggot

WHY ISNT THE PTZ ZOOMING ON ELLIE EATING

>>211572156
Disgusting moles, get that shit outta here

>>211572477
based desu

> captcha: PASTD

>>211572522
incompetence

>>211572320
Jin was totally and completely willing to work with them too. He was always thinking about what would be best for content. He was 10 times more of a man than jet and they both knew it. That was the problem.

>>211572522
she's mid

>>211572453
I'd pay a pretty penny for a pair of unwashed drench panties.
>>211572481
He said he was uncomfortable with ellies ass in his face. I feel like that would be the only perk of the human centipede situation.

>>211572480
Reply guy reddit Jimmy

Ellie, enjoying a little snack~

>>211572499
>can't write a single bit
>play tag

>>211572299

Nah he was nowhere on their level

This show is so much better when Vance and Xavier are the ones making up all the challenges and bits.

>>211572480
Early season 3 was goated with the sauce, frfr jimmy be hatin AND trippin

>>211572480
Famous House was the best Fishtank ever got

>>211572522
like fr, simps are delusional

imagine how good the show would be if production took contestants shit-testing them in stride instead of kicking everyone who upset them.

these guys who are all about quiet masculinity and being emotionally uncompromised but sure are feminine when it comes to the people they hire actually having backbones lmao.

rule for being around mde as a man: have no backbone like luke or the new chinese guy and just attach your lips to sams asshole

rule for being around mde as a woman: be a empty head servile retard or just flirt with/fuck jet

>>211572573
im glad they didnt sink with the ship

top 5 Ellie moments today?

>>211572583
they always zoom in on people eating

>>211572477
>close the tab for 5 minutes
>open the tab again for 5 minutes
I only had to do this a few times myself and broke the cycle in less than thirty minutes. Getting over the /ftl/ addiction will be the hardest part, but everbody here should have the necessary willpower to tune out.

Alright, I'm out. Kicking Jin out like that was the last straw - this shit is complete nontent now.

>>211571906
Imagine being such a bitch that any mention of a Taiwanese Clay Figure Sculpting forum can bring your hundred thousand dollar show to a screeching halt for several hours. That doesn't seem right, does it? Kinda weird, isn't it? You cast people that knew the show this time, didn't you?

>>211572590
You just described a cult

>>211571612
the problem is BB is really gay and daytime television and kardashianesque with that awful editing that goes with it

click click click click click click

>>211572568
Season 1 and 2 bits were well thought out. it's the lack of thinking trough anything. They litterally come up with beef bell challenges on the fly. How hard would it have been to spend half a day coming up with funny ideas in the half year inbetween seasons?

>>211572601
Being a divine sex Goddess x5

So is it confirmed that Xavier was the one who did all the good bits in season 3 like sending Burt out to bloodgames for a night.

daniel is going to be complete nontent after todays events. He's going to be scared to do anything.

*mopes about having cute asian butt next to his face*

poor drench, still in the doghouse

>>211572419
Binx deserved that

>>211571978
>>211572034
Part of the show's entertainment is that it's run by incompetent, egotistical doofuses failing over and over again.

>>211572601

>>211572480
proud to have never agreed with jimmy on anything

>>211572156
imagine biting her cute little nippies and she starts crying as her legs involuntarily collapse from pleasure

Whatever you do DON'T mention Jet's unfortunate childhood and his CHAD father bullying him for being a FAGGOT and fucking his girlfriends. It's just not ok.

>>211572573
nah on some real shit

>>211572622
And it’s because a torture show where the production can take even a fraction of what they dish out is FUCKING GAY

unironically Jet and Sam need to bite the bullet and drive to a theatre and hire the gayest faggiest man there to make up ideas and shit for them.

>>211572645
Goddamn, that cat pose hair flip.

>>211572419
>>211572670
i tuned out when they got in the rv. how'd she get eliminated?

>>211572561
i want to snack on her butthole if you catch my drift

its going to be funny when ellie has to take off the fakeup

First half of season 3 was the peak of Fishtank, late season 3 was the pit

>>211572144
What TJ arc? He basically said dont fuck with production because they are pussies and maybe well get you alcohol. How is that an arc?

incomprehensible to me how anyone could support Jet at this point

>>211572650
Yesterday jet freaked him out for no reason. Now daniel is afraid of being jinned. Simultaneously he was peacocking due to seeing jin as a threat (since he was). Now t's so fucking joever.

When we needed her most, she was nowhere to be found.

My trad child bride

>>211572628
yearp

>>211572677
>when he puts it in the wrong hole

>Don't bully us
>We will bully you
Erm... be less of a bitch and they won't bully you. Not sure what you expected bud.

>what happened after jin left?
>hours of nothing

>>211572725
it was totally random, they stopped at a gas station and told her the candy she ate was 'elmination chocolate' lol

>>211572725
dropped her off next to some prostitutes and the cameras were lagging so bad you couldn't even see it

Even normie chat has been rioting about Jin for like 3 hours

Worst random kick so far from all seasons

>>211572590
holy TRVTH NVKE

>>211572480
>just go for fans who don't dig beneath the surface and learn about hack_blastard and marky
kek

>>211571303
under false pretenses too
wasn't even her panties and she should have lost the challenge for HUGELY bending her arms, and been kicked for spitting on Jin anyways
And I don't even like Jin I hated his content but it's just bullshit
As Angie just said live (yes I'm watching I just woke up and she's doing her notes)
"What happened since Jin left, hours of nothing?"
Apparently all I missed was them kicking Jin

>>211572633
it's not gay you just need a big brain to understand it

>>211572601

>>211572725
stream went offline and she was gone

>>211572655
hmm... Daniel?... Did you just push that chair a bit hard? Acting a little cole-y.. you know? You wouldn't want to come do a confessional would you?

>>211572673
If you dont view it through this lense i dont know wtf you are doing with your time. They WILL fuck up, every time. Thats the 1 thing you can count on

>>211572590
All they needed was a system of actually punishments, like holy shit.

>Daniel and Jin start the first natural conflict between fish
>Kick Jin for being mean
mfw muh edgy internet show

>>211572693
>magine biting her cute little nippies and she starts crying as her legs involuntarily collapse from pleasure
based

Now I know why Shannon was compelled to schizo post. Sometimes you just hate a wigger so much you'd say anything.

>>211572749
She should be on bloodgames 2 but Sam needs to pay her professional model rates because she's worth it.

>>211572788
very based

rachel threatening to leave again kek

>>211572749
who?

>>211572715
*can’t

I'm getting connection errors too, see you guys on downdetector.

JET YOU'RE A LITTLE FAGGOT JUST LIKE YOUR DADDY SAID YOU WERE. HE SHOULD HAVE MADE THE CALL TO ABORT YOU

>>211572738
>>211572738
TJ had no fucking arc and I'm tired of people pretending he did.
His breakup with Taylor however? That was character development.

>>211572787
that's so fucking cute

=ELLIE UPDATE==
still on the couch. Still has her shoes on indoors

fuck you Jet
you blew it

>>211572799
thats the crazy thing, they could actually leverage the shit-testing into content but they are too fucking stupid

how the fuck does it feel like the life has been sucked out of the tank just from one single coomer asian leaving?

BUY RACHEL STOCK
IT WILL MOON WHEN SHE GETS KICKED

>>211572831
why the fuck are you watching her lol?

>>211572803
>censored
kill yourself faggot

>>211572590
Is this why, Josie, Vance, and blonde production girl left?

>>211572854
Damn, the jannies got you too?

>>211572655
he learned from jin not to openly express his sexual thoughts and be a gentleman

I want to lick her throat.

>>211571967
Newer viewers are normalfags and redditors and they actually do copypaste this shit if you say mean things.

>>211572833
Payton Rose!

Jet is coddled.

>>211572156
i-is that real

>>211572878
>WHEN SHE GETS KICKED
Never happening. She is the new haley and will win this joke of a season

>>211572904
i want 2 suck her toes like baby carrots

>>211572879
Her ramblings makes me laugh, and I don’t really care for whatever gay shit is happening downstairs desu

>>211572854
Now's a good time for it to go down, there's nothing to talk about.

>all the fish are just sitting around bored and none of them think Jin should have gotten kicked
great content Jet!

>>211572294
What exactly are you impressed by? What unique effort have they put into this season that gives you the impression that virtually any group of guys with a decent sense of humour and a budget couldn't pull this off?
This season they literally just cast some people and called it a day. There's nothing to it.

merge
>>211571951
>>211571951

>>211571951
>>211571951

>>211572876
Doesn’t even have much to do with him. It was just definitive proof the wiggers and Sam are pansy faggots with the emotional control of little girls

nobody bake, let's just go back to /bant/

>>211572883
yes lol, anyone who ever separates from mde, that is your answer. they either did not want to worship the ground the team walks on or they didnt want to fuck a member of the staff.

this is your skeleton-key answer for every single person who has ever left/disassociated from mde. sam and jet's egos are hilariously out of control

>B1 smells like actual ass
lmao

A piece of Jin is still in the tank!

>>211572859
I was arguing with his faggy idea that this was to make daniel a TJ narrative, I dont give a shit about TJ. Take your gay argument elsewhere.

>>211572904
i want to offer her a 2 year warranty on a Duracell car battery

>>211571332
You genuinely will not believe me but:
>Angie starts standing up on confession couch looking at ceiling tiles
>Jin and Daniel also stand on couch and look too
>Daniel starts vaguely describing the stuff up there (crew equipment/probably actually servers) and saying they could use this as a hiding place
>muh production message don't look in the attic you're not allowed
>Daniel laughs and is like "you're a fag Jet" while complying
>Jet THROWS OPEN CONFESSIONAL DOOR
>"HEY DID YOU JUST CALL ME A FAG"
>yes.
>"FOR TELLING YOU NOT TO FUCK WITH MUH (HYPERVENTILATING) EXPENSIVE EQUIPMENT?"
>yes.
>Jet "pulls him aside" (back to confessional) for "content" (seething) and mumbles about shitnobodycaresabout and "you're funny you're the main STOX guy but you're testing us you've been testing us all day" (he hadn't, Jin had which is the real reason Jin died)
you don't hate jet enough

>>211572878
>WHEN SHE GETS KICKED
We didn't kick Rachel! She walked!
We want Rachel back

>>211571043
and people still jupiter is better fucking lame

>>211573027
You forgot the best part, Jet totally unprompted told Daniel "You're acting like Cole" multiple times
actual rent-free

>>211572876
Because it has?
Everything they have done is basically set the precedent that everyone has to keep their heads down or they might get kicked, and jet got on daniel's ass way too much because autists really don't want to do anything wrong so he was already crippled before jin leaving. On top of that he considered jin his rival, so now he is rival-less.

Arye is literally hiding under the covers because he is heavily autistic not schizophrenic (nice casting retards).

Everyone else is washed up on top of that, they aren't spunky doe eyed wannabe famous retards like last season. Also there is zero feeling of competition, they don't feel like they need to make alliances, etc, because it's clear that production is ultra-arbitrary.

There is nothing worse in a game of crusader kings 2 than having a character with the arbitrary character trait (there is a reason for that). This isn't like a game of kaiji where everyone is trying to weasel around the explicit hardline rules to get an advantage, everyone is just afraid of what is too much or too little. I would be surprised if they were even given safe words.

>>211573027
I guess I kind of understand jets point of view but also he was being a total bitch. There's a funnier way of going about it, after all, the fish are basically prisoners meant to be tortured, just punish the people who do wrong in a funny way without scolding them like a fag.

yellow monke slepe

>>211573027
>"D-DID YOU KNOW THAT COST 100,000 DOLLARS??"
At first I thought jet was messing with him and acting, but now I'm beginning to think he just is a retard for going off on him so hard because what was the point?

>>211571580
hopes pussy has to smell.like a morgue

>>211573256
His job is to run a TV show. Disrespectful cast members have always been a thing in TV & Film. He's NGMI.

I hope Sam and Jet realize how lucky they were with the cast of Famous House 1.0. They are so bad at running their own show when the fish aren't running it for them.

>>211572320
Jin said this too, that if they told him to stop doing something he would have.

>>211571676
oh look another basic botch post

>>211572320
>We fucked up kicking Ted prematurely, we'll make sure not to do that next time

>>211572436
But I'm obviously not doing that
I'm obviously not letting Jet deflect this

>>211573506
She behaves just like Jet. It's unreal how in synch they are.

>>211571703
how inbred do you need to be when you tits are spaced that far apart

>>211572785
kek

>>211572876
Jin was the heart and soul of the show

>>211573620
You're braindead.

freddy w as per usual :>>

>>211573256
I agree with this nuanced take. *sigh*. Hopefully production learns for the future. *sigh nuzzles*

>>211571811
yeah because they are mentally retarded

>>211572349
Jin was doing that, Daniel was doing that.
What happened though?
Jet had his feelings upset, had a tantrum at Daniel and then kicked Jin for... doing things.
So Jin is gone and Daniel has learnt his lesson.

>>211572590
How in god's name does Cowboy stay around them?

>>211572107
no friends in sight

>>211571811
Jet having been raised mormon is so fucking funny. What a faggot.

direnc is going to get kicked next for "shit-testing production", watch

Holy shit that fall

>>211572480
jin won

>>211572590
what did luke do to you brother

Lmao they're cant get rid of Rachel if they kicked her off, he fatass is so desperate for attention shes willing to attempt to give herself brain damage

>>211573965
Nodded out standing up

>>211572876
It's not even because of his personality or anything. The show just feels like shit because he was kicked for no reason other than making fun of Jet a couple times.

>>211574292

Its hard to attribute it to his personality when he just doesn't fucking have one, isn't it?

Maybe he just sucked and now he's gone. That seems reasonable enough to me.

>>211574867
Literally everyone disagrees.

>>211574867
cool spacing friend, very readable :) i'd give you an upvote if i could

>>211572301
If you watch the show, you will regret it; if you don't watch the show, you will also regret it. Watch it or don't watch it, you will regret both.