What films does he watch?

This is oddly specific. Did this guy fuck your girlfriend?

>>211572288
I didn't make it, did it offend you?

>>211573081
Not him but you did offend me with this image so can you please delete it

>>211572129 (OP)
I look like that and sound like that, but I'm 49.

>>211572129 (OP)
About half those things apply to me ong. I don't try to memorize facts though and what the fuck is steely dan?

>>211572129 (OP)
I know a guy like this. They're all left leaning Hasan Piker types but skinnyfat, so they have a peculiar nonthreatening demeanor. They're uncanny loser weirdos who try way too hard to impress people.

>>211572129 (OP)
Hello please respond delete the thread

>>211572288
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>>211573313
OP hit the bullseye

>>211572129 (OP)
That's just a neo-hipster. They all watch 12 hour long marxist analyses of video games on youtube.

>>211573299
They may be losers but you are too to be fair

Hello

>>211573373
>gets only half right
>hit the bullseye XD
You're an idiot

I've never encountered someone like this

>>211573386
>>211573386
>They all watch 12 hour long marxist analyses of video games on youtube.
The intellectual bubble is about to pop.

>>211573437
Plucked out of the field like black sheep; spotted easily, like mold on bread.

>>211572129 (OP)
you just DONT ask a man about the books in his place okay?
you just don’t
it’s so intrusive i can’t even

>>211572129 (OP)
There is nothing worse than a hockey fan that isn't a straight white male Canadian.

Hello

>>211573411
>>211573667
Salutations!

I have yet to copy any hair/fashion/moustache or beard trend that we've had the last 15 years since I've been old enough to consider it. Feels good never doing the gay ass conformist zoomer perm thing, and the moustache mullet thing I almost did unconsciously but fortunately I just did my usualy grow my hair out til its shoulder length and shave my head, the fun thing about that is people label me as some dirty hippy but then I go full skinhead and everyone has a double take when they see me again, never dyed my hair or got a tattoo or piercing like those fags too

im the opposite of this ive had the same personality since 14

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>>211573660
>straight white male Canadian.
rare as hen's teeth

>>211573276
Steely Dan is the most respectable part of the meme, Aja is one of the most well produced rock albums of all time, you could classify it more astutely as Jazz Rock

>>211573276
Steely dan was the name of a steam-powered dildo invented in the 1800s

>>211572129 (OP)
>Gen z slang despite being almost 30
>almost 30
Then he's gen z, millennials are all 30+ now

>>211573792
jej

>>211573520
you're either too old or too young, guys like this are common among old zoomers young millennials

>>211573750
i also wear the same clothing since I was 14 pretty much, funny running into someone I used to know if they recognize that, if I don't have to spend the money why not wear them til they disintegrate, helps that I'm grunge/punk

>>211572129 (OP)
>adding Gen Z slang to his vocabulary despite being almost 30
I regret to inform zoomers, but half of you would now be classified as almost 30.

>>211572129 (OP)
Drive
Fight Club
Snatch
Die Hard
Love Lies Bleeding
Taxi Driver
Brazil

>>211573801
Youngest millennial is actually 42

>>211573859
Too old probably, since I'm a millenial.

>>211574102
I like these films

>>211572129 (OP)
30 here and can't say i've ever met a person like that; it's way too specific
>what films does he watch
according to your jpg it seems his taste fluctuates so how are we supposed to know what he watches lol. nolan for another month, then perhaps alexander payne?

>>211572129 (OP)
kek. someone needs to make one about those curly mullet mustache people

>>211572129 (OP)
I unfortunately know a lot of guys like this. Even worse is when they’re almost 40 and trying hold on desperately to being cool. They usually work as servers, bar tenders or barbers.

>>211572129 (OP)
the only point here that applies to me is adding gen z slang to my vocabulary but it's okay because i only do it ironically to make people mad

>>211573750
I've regressed back to dressing like I did as a teen in the 2000s. the only thing is now I wear "dad shoes" instead of bulky skate shoes
it's very embarrassing

>>211572129 (OP)
change it to late 30s and that's literally me. also making this image is crazy work. are we gonna ignore anons writing is fire
>"that's wild"
is wild.

>>211572129 (OP)
literally me

>>211572129 (OP)
I don't have pretend to have a personality so I don't do any of this

>>211572129 (OP)
I'm similar except
>I only have one tattoo and don't want any more, I consider the one I have a mistake
>I can talk about some of my books
>I can't get a date
>I don't follow baseball or hockey

>>211573585
im gonna kick your fucking ass