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>>211574255 (OP)
Kill yourself

this one

do we really need 5 threads at the same time for this stupid shit

I need a Leanord and Jerry status asap.

like im into destroying seasons 4 days in

playroom type shit

>>211574255 (OP)
Imagine watching Angie getting her asshole blacked by a gang of 50 somalian immigrants at the same time until she shits all over their BBCs

>IF YOU DONT GIVE ME A CIGGY IM GONNA CALL THE POLICE
the absolute fucking state of this insufferable bitch

>Arye and Rachel are both jews
Why are jews so mentally weak?

>>211574255 (OP)
Fuck this show. Full of nerds. NERDS.

Is this meltdown really over a cigarette?

Guys this isnt funny. Rachel is hurt and in distress. You should call the cops on hee behalf. I know i have

>If i can't have a cigarette I'm gonna call the police
How is this a real person?

Rachel is rifling through her stuff again.

Sleazy trash reality show where the producers take advantage of the female contestants.

JET NEPTUNE NEEDS TO KILL HIMSELF

JET NEPTUNE NEEDS TO KILL HIMSELF

JET NEPTUNE NEEDS TO KILL HIMSELF

JET NEPTUNE NEEDS TO KILL HIMSELF

JET NEPTUNE NEEDS TO KILL HIMSELF

JET NEPTUNE NEEDS TO KILL HIMSELF

they call it Season 4 because that's how many days it took it ruin it

>>211575592
ugh I’m sorry

>>211575623
What does Jordan Peterson have to do with that? Fucking Brainrot zoomer. Go back.

Fred Hyde should’ve beat Sam more

she just moves shit around the same room all fucking day man

Too fat to fucking get up and turn off the light

>>211575630
hey uhhh, we'd appreciate it if you'd stop saying stuff like this. It makes it really hard to produce the show.

>hahahaha you're gonna love this one
fredster rules

>>211575629
that’s based actually

you should fuck off

queen of /ftl/

June 13th

like you ruin shows for money right

>>211575647
So funny seeing Sam seethe over the years. His big crash-out is coming. I know it.

Jesus christ

the rachel lolcow shit is not entertaining and never has been

>>211575667
>~730
Grim.

From "These girls aren't going to fuck you Jet" and now I'm going to call the cops. She might actually get kicked lmao.

>>211575686
tell that to the constant stream of tts faggot

>>211575679
I just wouldn't have raped a child.

What the fuck did mizzy do?

ELLIE UPDATE!
SHE'S SHOWERING IN THE DARK!!!

someone webm drench black snake moan stuff rn

She's been threatening to leave in 10 minutes for over an hour

forgot my dick is right there
can I get paid now?

>>211575633
Im 68% sure that him and angie are gonna start dating after the show

>>211575684
>box full of snacks
kek

Driench vs the light switch

>>211575647
she liked it, I know she did

Is she actually afraid of the dark??
lmaoo!!!

lol

>>211575679
Charls gonna crash out first due to be constantly drunk and selling at as his personality splinters and his shadow devours him every night for becoming exactly what he despises most

Is there clip of jin getting kicked?

>>211575708
It was legal though

new mizzy gameplay mechanic introduced

>>211575650
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750134046726832.mp4

Wrench and Ellie are gonna be final 2, Freddy in 3rd place. Rachel and Aryeah are joke cast, Dan and Angelina are too try-hard and annoying.

>>211575727
very funny I’m watching rn

hello i am watching a reality show being livestreamed from a house in your area and one of the contestants is in a great deal of distress, she's fallen and hit her head multiple times today, has been taking benzodiazepines, and has expressed violent ideation, both towards herself and others. i would like to stay anonymous, thank you for your help

>>211575684
holy mental illness
this chick cannot be helped

>>211575686
It is entertaining if you switch to if for 10 seconds every 3 hours. She isnt funny to directly watch, she is funny to indirectly watch seethe in the background.

>everyone ignoring the lights going out
>Drench is losing her fucking mind

Justice for Jin.
You can tell Sam and Jet are wrong because they obfuscate and offer no explanation. It's a lack of transparency and shallow. They know they are wrong and would lose this case in court but it's their show so might makes right. They don't care about what is right. They have different motivations.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XLOOeRSSD0

this fat faggot seriously was so afraid of jin that he never even warned him about "shit testing production" and had to wait until sam showed up and ask him to do it for him. all for the heinous slight of... mentioning how he used to post on /r9k/, every single /ftl/ poster doesn't already know about it
probably didn't even look him in the eyes as he was calling him his uber to his hotel room
pathetic rape baby

>>211575670
>Jet Neptune's face on a normal-BMI-having woman's body
Perfection

>>211575733
>hey can you come down stairs?
the end

direnc is so fucking hot

>>211575707
>80% of tts is production
reddit controls fishtank
this shit straight ass

>>211575733
No, they just asked him to come downstairs for a confessional and he was never seen again

>>211575733
they just said “come to the basement for a confessional” that’s it

Is it just me or is Sammy getting almost too angry recently? Like actual anger. Not comedic, just like, a few days away from a meltdown type anger. I feel like he could actually crash-out at any minute. I don’t find this version of him appealing at all. Idk about you guys

>>211575733
it was on the basement cam
mints wept

>they tried to label me a retard
Oh sweetie

>>211575760
she's fucking panicked!!
actually afraid of the dark!

I thought Rachel was over-hated because she's fat, but after watching her for a while, she really has the ugliest soul in the house (not counting production).

>>211575684
this looks like a CK stream

>>211575735
>It was legal though
16 is the age of a high school sophomore

if you were cast onto fishtank season 5
how would you expose sam for marky so that he doesnt fuck up future season
i would just mention marky and shoutout a couple of videos on day 2 or whatever when sam hyde is in the room so that you can get that facial reaction
the markyposting is just ruining the enitire series
i love this show but marky needs to be exposed so that this show can reach its true potential
free jin
free jin
free jin
free jin

You see a light constantly flickering, and investigate
Upon entering the living room area, you see Direnc crawling around on all fours, chained to a wall, her butt practically bursting out of a pair of thin shorts.
She is struggling to turn off a light
How do you respond?

wouldnt the glow of the stox be enough of a night light?

>>211575684
Snackbox Twenty

>>211575730
>only genuine retards still paying
If they just made the show good i would have given them 10 dollars. But they hate good things

>>211575776
he's dying and wasting his time doing this shit instead of something worthwhile

>>211575776
He can't even make jokes anymore, recently he's just been assmad about everything

why is jet so mad that people know he was hack_blastard on r9k?
>https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/username/hack_blastard/

[Sad News] Doggy Direnc has worms and is rubbing her bum on the floor to scratch the itch.

>>211575792
peak fertility you incel

>>211575792
so? that’s legal

>>211575776
nah he be aight

>>211575776
he’s getting older and has several kids apparently (his quote in a police report).. i’d be angry wasting my time on this shitshow too

>hog threatening to stab people and set the house on fire
>but Jin went TOO FAR shittalking the production!!!

>>211575776
He's probably fucking tired dude.

>>211575759
ye i agree
can't go more than a week watching this shit
I usually leave week 3 anyways and only here for ellie mogging literally everyone on looks alone and doing absolutely nothing but shower and laundry

>>211575797
turn off the light for her and ask her if i can help her with anything else

>>211575776
>Is it just me or is Sammy getting almost too angry recently? Like actual anger. Not comedic, just like, a few days away from a meltdown type anger.
israel is in peril so you’ve got to understand

>>211575795
I think I would Day 1 Markypost and get kicked to set the tone for the entire season

lol was direnc actually afraid of the dark?
somebody better clip when the entity comes out tonight

my name is rachel and I have demands

>>211575776
Its how he was on bitchtank

>>211575726
some one post the vid of him burning books with him and the fat wignat guy who got cheated on in the trailer park

>>211575751
only a matter of time

>>211575776
he's getting old it's to pass the torch

>>211575823
jet is a sensitive young man

>>211575764
>>211574255 (OP)
This nigga was 29. I actually find it sympathetic and relatable because of how pathetic and autistic it is. Like it's refreshing in the sense of how authentically fucked up it was. Sam really was "him". All the shit he tells people not to do with bitter vitriol over how gay and autistic it is, like sending cringy love letters to a girl, is out of hatred for himself and his own past deeds. And not even long past like some teenage or early 20s thing, but rather when he was almost 30. And sent to a 16 year old girl he told to be his wife and live with him in a tradpilled compound after she had abandoned her family, did her required /r/redpilled reading, and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind viewing... to REALLY GET HIM.

lmao

29 year old Sam Hyde telling 15/16 year old Marky to read /r/RedPillWomen/ and watch Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind before she abandons her very concerned but misguided mother and family to go live with Sam in his "compound" and be his tradwife.

>>211575823
they know she is all talk and wont do shit

Not only have I dropped the season but I’ve dropped the whole show. Better season this, bloodgames that, how about I’m watching none of it. I stuck through some horrendous nontent feeling mainly disappointment, but now I feel straight contempt. Even Ben completely fell off, what a shame

jet here check out my comment history at
>https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/username/hack_blastard/

>>211575787
the fact that she has a husband and a family that must interact with her everyday is mindboggling. The things they see on a daily basis...

Why is angie hobbling around like that? was her leg really fucked up from the fall on the stairs? HOW? is she that fucking weak?

>>211575792
She was 17

A literal cashcow in b3

production gets held hostage by contestants so fucking much

No one wants to fucking talk to her, even production said. The new guy seems cool too.

>>211575776
he's never had a crashout on video
never will
keep dreaming channing used up ibs xanax brain fried cum dumpster

>>211575849
imagine gathering the crew he has.. pass the torch to who lol

>>211575835
>I think I would Day 1 Markypost and get kicked to set the tone for the entire season
Cole if he wasnt a whiny bitch

It feels like week 3 but it's only day 2.5

>>211575795
im not gonna tell you how, jet.
otherwise you'll patch it
it's gonna be a surprise :)

>>211575776
He's one markypost away from choking out Jet. Let's help him along.

>TSSCHH. You're a fat fucking pig
>"a fat pig? yeah, but if..."
>TSSCHH. You're such a disgusting slob
>"a slob huh? and what would yo..."
>TSSCHH. Just leave you fat bitch
>"Yeah you're so smart you're..."
>TSSCHH. You should overdose on Xanax
>"You know i've been taking these..."
repeat for 96 hours

Drench being scared of dark is really cute. She comes off as very tough, she's even done crack. Its nice seeing her act like that, seems very innocent.

>>211575862
Yes, she's a small woman

https://www.pokernow.club/games/pglZxIJRkutVNT6WJmcdvTYrb
Comfy poker while you watch just dont be a faggot

>>211575776
he's broke

but he's also always a second away from spoiled brat/sperg/narcissist tantrums

==ELLIE UPDATE==
ellie is still in the shower. she has been there for 23 minutes. she will surely come out soon!

>>211575865
winston status?

>>211575732
I hope one of them “crashes out” soon because that would be 1000x more entertaining than anything MDE & co has done in the past 9 years

so who from this season is going to be lame enough to stay in rhode island until bloodgames 2 starts?

>>211575852
Kill yourself Channing. Your life is worthless. Just take all the pills at once, you wont even notice it happening.

>>211575733
They said they were all going to do confessionals before tonight's challenge. They called Jin down first. Then Sam came up 5 minutes later and told Daniel to pack all Jin's shit, and had Dee Wrench break the lock on his suit case to open it and get it all packed. Never seen again, not even a chance for goodbye or a last word cause they framed it as a confessional for everyone. But it was actually just removing Jin for no stated reason. All production has said is that "Jin was annoying".

Obviously if you're not new here you can figure out why he was actually kicked. Marky/r9k posting

>>211575852
get pussy nigga it will set you free

>>211575776
he's a bitter and fearful old man

She really expected production or TTS to beg her to stay, huh? Not even the other fish are trying to get her to stay. She's like a child threatening to run away and her parents are ignoring her.

>>211575852
he said he’s a recovering pathetic beta

really need some magical ellie puss rn

>>211575866
Casting requires high IQ and galaxy brain Neptroon just isn’t it

where's the qt asian

Jin mentioned PPV earlier, just sayin

>>211575892
Oh she must be coming all right

>>211575787
overly fat people tend to have the ugliest souls. you start seeing a pattern when you watch 600lb life

>>211575823
>somehow jin is more of a liability than the hog
crazy

>kick Rachel instead of Jin
>funny content of the girls fighting
>he actively wants to get slapped and spit on
>Daniel has to pick between Jin or the girls
but instead it was Jin who got kicked

Freddy has just the right amount of extroversion, head trauma and normie-ness

>>211575903
They said Jin and Dan were annoying, so Daniel pretty much knows he's next out

>>211575907
Seems like its caused sam some trouble

HEY JET

>>211575896
>charls threatening to break effina's neck while drunk midlife crisis stream
effortless kino

b2 4 cunny

>>211575829
let that be the last time you say "ye." trust me it's for the best. say yeah with your chest

Ellie will decide if Rachel leaves!

FULL SEND
UNPACK
ONE MORE

>>211575954
KISS THIS

lmao... this fucking fat bitch

telling angie to get every contestant in the house so....

they can have a conversation about if she's going to leave or not, SHE'S GOING TO LEAVE TONIGHT IF EVERYONE DOESN'T JOIN HER IN HER ROOM

>>211575900
Jin won.

b2 nightly shot get ready

The tts spam is actually pretty great

>>211575642
It's a pic I accidentally took from an autoplay video while fumbling around in my sleep.
It has nothing to do with anything, Lighten up.

>>211575886
>lets have a bunch of fishtank fans be contestants.
>they definitely aren't aware of all the gay shit we've been up to

>>211575920
her shoes must be so smelly haha she never removes them haha its been 5 days haha yum yum

>>211575898
ellie for streamer university at jet's apartment

Reminder, this is not the real cast
This is why losing people this early doesn't matter.

Jet has a plan.

>>211575852
Honestly I admire sam more for recognizing how insanely faggy this was to the point where he dedicated every thing he ever made in his career to making young men not repeat the same mistakes kek. It's really insanely cringe but I know I'll never do anything like this partially cause I've seen how horrible it is in action from Sam himself.

>>211575878
im not jet
but i understand why you wouldnt want to reveal a super secret strategy
anyways goodluck on fucking over this fraud

>>211575776
He's always starting new projects because he likes the excitement that comes with them -- even if they tend to fail. Fishtank is no longer exciting but it's one of his profitable endeavors so he has to keep trudging through it despite having lost his passion for it since the beginning of S2
when it comes to fishtank he's a corpse trying to reanimate itself

>>211575929
on the stream?

Four seasons and these wigger retards haven't figured out to put the TTS/SFX speaker on the opposite corner to the camera so the audience isn't earraped everytime it comes on. I can't even listen to Rachel's crash out.

Robot9000

Angie's ankle is so fucked she's crawling to b3 to dump the trash, what a trooper

the stream has been unwatchable ever since jin got kicked btw

>production stops interfering
>kino in every room
weird huh?

>>211575946
HE
SAID
R9K
SAAAAAAM HEEEEEEEEEEELP

>>211575888
you people are more child-like than her lol

>>211576007
this is you jet
>https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/username/hack_blastard/
there are pathetic dick pics in there too lmao

>>211576001
bwc

>>211576001
>Jet has a plan.
To do more drugs as his show fails?

>>211576001
if you haven't learned by now that jet never has a plan you have brain damage

tight little piece........

Yo Vance

>>211575667
proof?

>>211575996
>instantly repulsed from bumping into the sweaty italian and went to go ocd clean herself of his filth
bet the sex with this demon is INSANE

>>211575776
he acts like he's working some shitty 9-5 factory job when he comes in

stop being mean to me it's making it harder to produce the show

I miss the madness that was famous house. The reset was awesome. This sucks

>>211576010
No, on fishtank, happened earlier in the morning, way before Sam was there

>>211575984
I hope she actually does leave, a quarter of the cast gone before week 1 is over has to be a first, maybe it’ll be the wake up call that Sam/Jet need

so how long is going to take the wiggers to realize rachel keeps falling and trying to hurt herself so she can try to sue them

>>211575813
>>211575879

>>211575900
>mfw i shit test jet and he spergs

what would these interactions be like:
>binx x direnc
>tj x daniel
>freddy x alex b
>aryeh x tayleigh
>jon x angie

>>211575670
Good god these post op trans post are getting good

>>211576006
I never went as far as a letter like this but I don’t think it’s that uncommon to act like a total fag in a relationship that’s falling apart in your 20’s

Fredster is going great tonight

>>211576001
wn2b getting hype for season 4.33

>>211576050
damn that's pretty funny

>>211575872
His meltdown will come and it will be devestating for him

>>211576034
bwc

>>211576034
its hard to tell Asians apart but shes like a notch or two higher than most of them
built for BWC

>>211575900
kek

daniel status?

>>211575790
KEK

>>211576001
If losing people wasn’t a problem then they wouldn’t have been talking to Daniel and telling him to chill out. They knew that if they have to kick 2 of the only fuckers doing something the shows dead.

Only now daniel is basically kicked off anyway since he’s scared to do shit after jin got kicked over nothing

Freddy stock is rising.

I BET

Are you having fun yet?

>>211576037
tourist doesnt even remember S1 viewcount schizoposts

where's daniel

Ellie is fucking perfect holy shit

anyone denying she's a fucking solid 9 is insane

>>211576012
We've told them multiple times.

>>211576007
AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
thats funny but im swear im not jet im just some random anon
if you have some crazy idea that jet wont thing of im all for it
dont tell me
im just trying to gauge the temp of this board.
again im not jet XD

The Good Ending to Fishtank is Sam dying to whatever preventible disease is killing him and the rest of the wiggers desperately and embarrassingly trying to keep Fishtank running and funded for a year or two after only to fade into poverty and irrelevance.

>ellie doesn't talk
>ellie doesn't scheme
>ellie doesn't show skin
fucking mauro incarnate

I legit want Jet’s life ruined

>>211575776
>Like actual anger. Not comedic
Whens it ever been different

>>211575902
Why would you be so angry at Channing unless you were involved with her at some point? Like seems weird to be so tested over this shit

>>211575852
I kinda feel for him
I'm well in my 30's, good job, a place of my own, gf

So why then do I get intrusive thoughts about my ex in highschool?

>>211576093
she is the PERFECT 12 year old boy!!!

>>211576076
>daniel status?
Neptuned

Forgot to make my show

most viewers are watching a fat hog. this is seriously the lowest point in the history of ftl, if not in the Sam's career.

where is jin

SHUT THE FUCKING TTS RETARDS

so who from this season is going to be lame enough to stay in rhode island until bloodgames 2 starts?

>>211576093
shes a 5 where shes from

>>211575812
fixed the red smear

>>211576105
I’ll settle for ended

damn shaddy just called it diddytanklive

>>211576093
She's just way too fucking boring bro, nobody is saying she isn't hot

the bitch is obese

>>211576110
same brother..

>>211576024
Never said I wasn't, ding dong.

>>211576103
nigger she's wearing fucking dolphin shorts doing full squats

>>211576093
Her face, body, & holes are so delectable and fuckable

>>211576089
Not proof. I find it more interesting that there were 55,000 viewers opening day.

>>211576093
Need the squatting footage

>>211576057
just picture them in your mind you simpleton

>>211576093
is she worth having hapa kids for?

missing her

what the fuck is jet doing man, what in the fucking fuck is going on man

>can you not make content
>I want to sleep tonight

>>211576117
they quietly eliminated him because he didn't like season 2 and said season 3 was boring. It put Jet in a bad mood.

JET IS SUCH A FUCKING FAGGOT FUCKKKKKKKKK

>>211576117
a hotel in providence

Jet cucking content per usual
This is why Ice Poseidon will always be better

>help let me in I escaped from the fishtank next door
that one actually made me lol nice

>>211576122
Angie and Ellie are going to get a "streaming bootcamp" if you know what I mean

>>211576141
ok jet

goon to joopy

shadi, post some twerking or gtfo

>>211576118
>acting surprised that production is shit on a dead show
MARK IT UP

That chicken jockie TTS is so fucking grating. This shit sucks dude

NO CONTENT ALLOWED NO CONTENT ALLOWED NO CONTENT ALLOWED NO CONTENT ALLOWED NO CONTENT ALLOWED NO CONTENT ALLOWED NO CONTENT ALLOWED NO CONTENT ALLOWED NO CONTENT ALLOWED NO CONTENT ALLOWED NO CONTENT ALLOWED NO CONTENT ALLOWED NO CONTENT ALLOWED NO CONTENT ALLOWED NO CONTENT ALLOWED NO CONTENT ALLOWED NO CONTENT ALLOWED NO CONTENT ALLOWED NO CONTENT ALLOWED NO CONTENT ALLOWED NO CONTENT ALLOWED

>>211575735
A Marky family member bashing in the skull of Sam Hyde for grooming her would also have been legal

>>211576069
>20 more years

Drench is fucked

>Jet shuts Angie dumping trash on the hog down so he can sleep
lol

Somehow Ellie is even more boring than Josie and that's saying something

Content cuck Jet badson.

>>211576055
Blow Rhode Island up

>please don't make the hog squeal so we can sleep tonight :(
fuck you jet we all know you're staying up until 5:30 huffing galaxy gas

>>211576148
over 10 men

Cant he have someone be on night shift?

Jet is so goddamn stupid
Holy shit i hope you read this you fucking retard

>>211576018
More feminine energy than male spells disaster for a comedy show.

literally wallowing in snacks and filth

awww lil jetty needs to get some sweep tonight

>>211576139
Okay Jin, I can't get off to shit like that. I was talking about nudity.

>>211576148
>muched gook pussy with two uncomfortable black women in the room then wiped her fingers all over the wall
shameless bitch

>you now realize that the change from the 6-month $60 season pass to the 1-month $10 season pass was done so production isn't afraid of just ending the show early
Given this information, how much longer does this season last? Three weeks? Two?

>>211576103
what is she suppose to be scheming about on day 4 of floptank?

>>211576093
>>211576139
need clip

>maybe I want a conversation
But no one wants to,
>bam
Lol, huh?

>>211575776
I think he's just tired
this season feels half assed and he's tired of it

She doesnt know what gullible means

>>211576057
I have a Euwopean accent too
Mine is Australian
What did yous say

>do not listen to jet until he loses weight
dude tts you have been snippy ALL DAY

>>211575872
what? that "free speech absolutist" crashout on one of their biggest donators was pretty bad

>>211576167
oh fuuucckkk I'm bout to make my 5th joopy trib

>>211576105
Then start Marky posting and have Sam blow up his entire show out of anger. It’s kind of hard to get at jet when Sams the driving force of his career. Need to get Sam first and the dominos will fall

>>211576093
she can't stop taking showers and doing laundry lmfao

the only pictures i saved today were of ellie

What is fishtank going to do when the "TTS spam the fatty" bit gets old?

What is the content supposed to be tonight?

just got home only to find jin gone
fuck jet
fuck scam hydestein
fuck the wiggers
bunch of retards

>redbull at 12:36pm
do fatties really?

Don't say that I never did anything for you guys

Shadi is stealing Claire's conspiracy bit now?
Lazy girl.

>>211576187
To be fair Rachel is a whole team problem

>>211576174
it was legal and she liked it
you know this

>>211576110
>So why then do I get intrusive thoughts about my ex in highschool?
dude what the fuck is this shit? same story over here. things are totally fine, even have a kid on the way, but all of a sudden I’m having intrusive thoughts about my high school sweetheart. why?

its funny til it aint funny

I can't believe they cheated me into giving them 10 dollars
I sure as fuck will not be buying Extreme Peace

Ellie deepthroat facial abuse no mercy
Angie fondling my balls & rubbing her tits on me
Drench filthy rimjob with tongue

>>211576222
reaching for the light switch takes a lot of energy

>>211576001
She’s their for eye candy. Is she funny? Did she say one funny thing in 4 days? Are any of the females funny?

>>211576225
I was the one who educated Claire she’s a fucking retard

>>211576201
Look at how Angelina manipulates others to fuck with people. That creates content.

>PTZ cam won't focus on Ellie
Fags.

>>211576165
You been drinkin' tonight, son?

SHE WILL NOT GET UP TO TURN ON THE LIGHT, SHE KEEPS ROCKING AND REACHING

How has the room gotten dirtier since she started packing

>>211576122
The three Asians and fred

jet fears the effect of /ftl/

WHY ISNT FRED HANGING OUT WITH HIS SMELLY AUSSIE WIFE!?!?!?!

>>211575807
I didn't even know he was sick

They got my nontent princess all bruised up. I'll never forgive them.

>>211576214
This. Jet isn't gonna turncoat on his sugardaddy. Fucking with Sam is the path

"Stop making me money and creating content"-Jet Neptune

coaltank bro's/// this season will be different
>t. https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/username/hack_blastard/

>>211576223
cheers <3

>>211575898
Jet's type is becoming increasingly more obvious and it's kinda disgusting to see desu

How the fuck is this real? Ugliest person I’ve ever seen and I’m not exaggerating. TAKE A SHOWER MAN

>>211576220
B3 for the next 5 weeks

Very funny that they were on the cusp of winning the thread over with all the antics early in the day only to completely and utterly destroy any chance just a few hours later.

>>211576225
where do you even see shadi posting

>he’s getting older and has several kids apparently (his quote in a police report).. i’d be angry wasting my time on this shitshow too
Any more info on this police report? What happened

Imagine being a paypig, spending 10 bucks to be able to watch after 10pm. Then Jet comes in and cucks the content cause he wants to sleep.
LMAO KWAB

are the digests remotely decent this season? I cannot keep watching like this

>>211576223
THE GOAT

>>211576211
no idea what you're talking about and don't care

>>211576223
Shes so beautiful. Fuck i need an Ellie but all I can pull are Rachels.

>fatty's taking all the snacks with her

lmao

>>211576245
Cope more, seethe more and then kill yourself.

>>211576174
umm actually thats aggravated assault and battery actually

can't wait for the simps to get nuked by their gook whore's bodycount like they did binx

>>211576220
revel in the subtle but steady increase of Jet's BMI as he huffs whippits in the basement

If you are unironically still watching this absolute trash there is no hope for you as you have zero self respect. Immediately start planning your trip to Canada to use one of their suicide booths.

>>211576134
The bitch is TWO obese people

>>211576254
The worst part is that we want to like Jet. He does this to himself.

>>211576223
The one time you night niggers clip something good

THIS SEASON ON NONTENT HOUSE:
-SEASON OVER AFTER JET NEPTROON GETS WORKED BY SENSITIVE YOUNG JAPANESE MAN

>>211576279
I don’t experience those emotions

>>211576262
bwc

>>211576263
hes trying to find his ex in various poor egirls

>>211576285
binx aint never had simps

>>211576245
spill tea on contestants, we dont care about made up conspiracy theories

PTZ IS FREAKING OUT

>>211576051
They lost 4 of 8 in the first 4 days of season 2 lol.

MAURO IS LEAVING

>>211576254
the doomposting worked

>>211576270
the channing one. I’m on mobile so I don’t have it. he said she was threating his “kids”

>>211576263
right wingers are all what they hate the most. For Sam its gay and a pedophile. For Jet its also pedophile. Just look at Lindsey Graham

>>211576223
genuinely, how does she have so much laundry every day?

>>211576304
somebody sound send this as a tts

>>211576246
lol simp. all she is doing is being a try-hard pick me so retards like you will tell themselves she is creating content

>>211576289
I'm an artist guy, I was personally addressed and tricked into watching

She's leaving? Probably a good thing because if she has an actual psychological break that's not a good look for the show

>>211576182
will you spare him?

I understand the Ellie love but for me, It's Angelina

LMFAO HER TRYING TO HIT THE SWITCH

>>211576310
lol

Wrench being scared is very endearing

>>211576304
Someone tts this

>>211576317
looool

>>211576223
Thanks bro.
I think I'm out. Creeping on Ellie in shorts is literally the only reason to watch and that just leads to an unsatisfying coom to a blurry picture of a clothed teenager.
I've played porn games that were a better use of time.

>Angie's the only one still smoking under the bed
Good girl

>>211576318
piss

idk why ellie looks hotter in nightvision

>>211576298
the jet neptroon jew fears the samurai

>>211576223
>>211576312
I wonder how much of a depraved simp you have to be to actually get off from this type of shit

Season sounds like trash and I can't even be bothered to check out clips to see what happened and won't watch live.
I assume they got pissed off at contestants and are having a meltdown, but not actually saying what their problem is, just impotent rage. Just like when they kicked Cole without any explanation.

Ragepig production. No idea how to actually produce a show and turn their frustration into content.

>>211576312
she be bending down on a bwc

>comment gets posted on /ftl/
>shows up a few seconds later on ppv chat
>appears 5 minutes later on twitter

>comment gets posted on ppv chat
>shows up a few seconds later on /ftl/
>appears 5 minutes later on twitter
it's just so tiresome

>>211576332
STILL? HAHAHAHA

>>211576213
post a trib pussy

>>211576200
It’ll end early

she's been "packing" for 40 fucking minutes

>>211576254
hack blastard

little booty

>>211576313
Can not even begin to imagine what Sam is like as a father.

>>211575787
Severe obesity comes with absolutely deranged hormones and every organ including the brain severely dysfunctioning

>>211576331
same

it would take her 12 hours to get dressed and pack all this shit

I didn't watch today.
Jin was kicked and I have to actually search for the reason why
Not a good sign for this season, nobody cares?

>>211576304
Based?

>>211576335
her and ellie need to fuck

>>211576200
theyve given up on this even quicker than they gave up on s2.

wonder if theyre only this 'season' because the legally required to cuz of that crowd investing thing they did
and greed

holy fuck you can see Ellie's veins in the nightvision ptz

I just saw Ellie's insides

What a dumb fat broad

>>211576317
Same applies to leftists desu. Lefties are all rich, lazy people who mooch off of the labor of others.

its obviously a sam thing. jin’s shit testing and schtick only got sam’s attention because of twitter fags. sam doesnt even watch the show. its the only explanation as to why they kept daniel. hes been shitting on jet but hasnt gotten any attention

>>211575787
Many such cases

HOW MANY FUCKING TIME IS THIS BITCH GOING TO CHURN HE ROOM? I'M GETTING SICK OF THIS. CONSTANTLY OPENING AND CLOSING SHIT.

Ben should cave Jet's skull in while he's asleep

>>211576376
eeeeeewwwwwww

>>211576305
The contestants aren’t the problem for the most part but I know Letty and Josie got w Jet too

Just watching her pisses me off, what the fuck is she even doing? Packing? Cleaning? Eating? What?

>>211576355
check the #fishtanklive hashtag on x/twitter

>>211576359
>you will never smoke under the bed with angie

>>211576148
Binx and her amazing Binxlegs still rev my motor

GOON2B2 NOW

>>211575852
People actually look up to this faggot and send him 50 buck superchats to say something to them.

>>211576269
in my third temple

>>211576309
No they didn't + there was 10 of them.

>>211576223
You never did anything for us

>>211576373
just doing a 2 week summer activity and a season in the fall/winter would keep 99% of people satisfied

>>211575929
do you have a clip of this?

>>211575951
>cast fans
>get annoyed when they act like fans
lol

>>211576326
>"Should I ring the bell?"
>Yes!!!!!!! Do it!!!!!!
>"Should I help Rachel?"
>No! Rachel was talking shit about you earlier!
>"Should I fuck with wrench?"
>Yes!!! Take her panties and sniff them!!!
She may be annoying, but she's encouraging people to do shit other than sit around all day. Ellie fag.

>>211576376
pretty cool looking

>they’re laughing about Jin
:(

the early weeks coast by because of the hype over a novel thing, but the production is already done this time by day 4 lmao

How are we 4 seasons in and the wiggers haven't hired someone to sit around at night operating the director cam and doing bits.

>>211576223
> Close the laundry door
> Tip toe across the floor
> Keep your clothes on
> I've got all that I can taaaa AAAke.

>>211576284
Law enforcement and courts would look the other way

>>211576368
he talked about jet using /r9k/

They should bring in her fiance and cap off this landwhale saga like they did Alex B.

>>211576399
Real. Think everyone thinks this desu senpai

>>211576357
She's fucked up, she probably has no idea what's she's doing

Why do twitter fags coon so hard for the wiggers?

did that gook just wish derencs plushies goodnight?

>>211576376
Eek!

>>211576317
>Lindsey Graham
Reddit troon

I want to see the inside of ellies vag

NEW ELLIE PUSSY SHOT

>>211576404
Those who know

>>211576376
put that thing away man

>>211576376
>skinwalker
Anons...

>>211574255 (OP)
NEW
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NEW THREAD

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>>211576376
>no knife marks
healthy

>>211576433
shes spent most of the time messing with the snack box too lol

2nites cunny

NOSEHAIR SPOTTED

>>211576441
she has a beard

>>211576423
How is Jet supposed to buy nitrous if they have to pay someone to do a job they refuse to?

>>211576395
how are you so smart shadi

>>211576451
Over
10
Men

>>211576435
Yes it was very cute.

Goodnight Ellie's pussy

>>211575787
Some fats are fat because their favourite hobby is eating and they're mostly ok.
But any obese person that claims to only ever eat low-fat ice cubes is a psycho. They are fat because their mind is bad.

>>211576368
jet has paper thin skin

>>211576415
>should i pretend to do something so some incel on 4chan will whiteknight for me?

>shutting the lights off
>more fatty comedy
Love you jet

>>211576311
it should've had the opposite effect with production making better choices. instead they just cope and deny.

>>211576391
He mogged the tank.

any clips of Direnc getting shocked with the collar?
>>211576435
she did

>>211576434
THEY ARE THERE TO BE THEMSELVES, not BE CONCERNED ABOUT THE PRODUCTION SIDE

>>211576376
thats so hot

>>211576450
Holy shit I kinda see it

>>211576460
she is teasing us more and more every day

Should Rachel get milked again?

>>211576441
early human observing neanderthal tribe

Ok I'm tapping out for the season. Not a single fish worth rooting for.

>>211576376
h-hot

>>211576434
>they're just trying to make an interesting show
that is the exact opposite of what they're trying to do

>>211576467
I’m probably below average. Anyways I just know too much.

>>211576006
>recognizing
That's the thing. He'll never consciously recognize it. The facts that he was down tremendous simping for 15 year olds, playing with chastity cages and buttplugs, getting fucked by trannies, asking gfs to cheat on him with black men. He will never consciously recognize any of this as it causes him too much psychological damage. That's why he chooses to ignore it, and he violently lashes out whenever something reminds him of any of this. It's part of the lack of self awareness that comes with being a lolcow.

>>211576434
>talking is le bad
>muh 4th wall, they were supposed to be playing a character

>>211576001
>Jet has a plan

Pretty aight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T6l7g-ikoQ&list=RD9T6l7g-ikoQ&start_radio=1

>>211576454
kys

>>211576434
ah, i see, this is the audience that actually likes this sort of shit, this is what a new mde fan looks like

Holy shit I forgot Daniels been on laxatives this whole time. That human centipede challenge could've been wild

how come the lights are off on living room ptz, but on with living room and kitchen?
am I retarded?

>>211576434
Well they can’t make a show because they’re drug addicts so what now?

>>211576490
Maejokian

>>211576469
Plapped out. Way to go Binxyboo!

>>211576432
It's true like 60-80% of the time depending on how you define "mess around"

>>211576057
what about tj and jin they're mutuals now

>>211576148
Same

Every season people are learning the wiggers actually have very thin skin, they're not pretending to be triggered

there's no way she makes it down the stairs, she's gonna fall again. actual liability

>>211576460
I bet it grips like crazy.

>>211576352
Will this go viral?
>https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/username/hack_blastard/

>>211576434
>don’t talk about our public personal lives also we flew out your real wife and we’re gonna try to ruin your life lol

>>211576395
josie got ben'd

>>211576376
hot

show is so ass i'm watching the hot nontent girl lie in bed not even responding to tts

>Simmons
>Cole
>Alex B
>Jin
Every season, they push away an entertaining fish and kill the vibes for up to a week, these retards don't know how to run a show

>>211576501
how do you know so much

>>211575891
>burt running in the background
lol

>>211576477
you're the perfect fishtank viewer. Addicted to nontent.

>>211576434
Blocking/muting as a feature needs to be removed from all platforms. It would prevent this dick rider army Elon and everyone else gets that prevents them from realizing when they are fucking up and doing wrong

>>211576495
freddy you faggot

>>211576531
of course tj loves the coomer

ben loves his prize pig

Orb status? Is it too early for them?

>>211576148
Post all of your rare binx next thread

"YOU'RE ALL THE SAME"
fuck this

i only watched the cucumber guy on youtube and his edits for season 3. should i go back and watch the raw vods?

>>211576574
everyone loves jin unless you're a wigger shill

>>211576557
you didnt do that every season?? wtf

>>211576434
it's really gay to talk about outside shit the entire time you're on the show instead of making content within the show. it's like how rachel calls Sam by his real name but extend that moment of cringe to an all day long thing. Just fucking lame. faggot nontent

Supreme Gentleben

>>211575776
He hasn’t had gay sex in over 48 hours cut him a break

I want to watch Chris and the Hog have an epic Kaiju battle in the mud.

>>211576578
We saw a real ghost on stream earlier. It corporealized. >>211576376

How would (you) make the show better

Jin mogged the hack blastard! Goo goo ga ga cry baby blastard

>>211576560
People talk to me there’s a reason I’ve said a ton I felt like the Fishtank contestant doctor Phil, and how it made me wanna die.

They're gonna have to call an ambulance for this bitch

>all the fish's lives are fucked
>all the people I know have fucked up lives
Is everyone fucked these days? I don't know a single person who has their shit together.

>>211576557
this is how to watch fishtank

hack_blastard

>>211576523
didn't Angie tell him to wait until later to take them, since they were overnight laxatives?
the whole bit got fumbled, he even lost his pants

>>211576593
You realize that's about 20,000 hours of vods right?

Rachel is very bad at gaslighting

>>211576613
You’ll have to pay me for advice, neptroon

I hope that Angelina doesn't get stuck under the bed!

>>211576425
>Clueless

>>211575835
>>211575835
i would have to be strapped somehow, I am legit afraid of Sam crashing out and killing someone

>>211576633
answer the question

jet wouldn't be such a pussy if he didn't take hrt as a teen

>>211576617
who are "people"

FALL COMING

>>211576625
hey anon come to the basement for a confessional please

>>211576434
I'm not a twitter guy but every time I check FTL related stuff on it it's all braindead retards glazing the fuck out of production and everything they do. It's no wonder the show is so bad when Twitter's they're main source of feedback.

Staring contest with Ellie: see if you blink or she blinks first

>>211576612
Oh great, dont tell Jet he’ll probably try to fuck it

>>211576613
crucify jet challenge

>>211576640
lmao sam isnt that strong.

>You are home
Goated gaslighting freddy

you live here now

what does rachel expect to come from her threatening to leave?

ellie just coughed

>Freddy: you're home right now
Kek I fucking love this guy

Julianna told me Jet invited her over to his apartment and asked for a massage prior to bloodgames.

>>211575872
He's had plenty but he's so irony poisoned that people think he's doing a bit any time it happens

if freddy suddenly pushed her down the stairs it would be the best thing I've ever seen

>>211576434
every excuse is destroyed by them not talking to Jin and kicking him out without telling him why

qrd on drench
morning she was in the doghouse
I go to work get back home
she's still in the doghouse
did nobody ring the bell? nontent house?

>>211576666
He could kill angie

I think he was about to throw her down the stairs without thinking LOL

Push her down the stairs in the wheelchair freddy

>>211576676
this is crazy

>>211576675
the same thing she's gotten every tim

>I'm trying to go home
>You are home!
have this convo with my alzheimers grandma every couple of hours

Jet needs to fuck off already. He is responsible for every decision.
If the cast is bad it's because Jet picked them. All things considered the cast isn't bad, but he got mogged by two contestants so he goes to cry to daddy Sam and it pisses off Sam who doesn't even watch the show. If Jet tells him that ''the contestants are talking about my 4chan posting history and shitttesting me'' Sam won't ask specific questions or try to figure out who did what or Jet is just talking about a single person. Sam is pissed off, and now the other crew who want to do something have to ask Jet for the green light, but Jet is pissed off and throwing a tantrum so they can't work.
Every season this pattern has become more blatant.

lmao I live freddy

>>211576640
Sam is the exact kind of guy Scott Sullivan MMA warns about
psychos with something to prove

>>211576651
[REDACTED]

>>211576701
are you a 98 lb girl?

>>211576710
which is what?

>>211576683
Kekkkk I hope so

Anyone got that picture of Angelina flipping off the camera on the beach with her cute sole covered in sand? I deleted it because I was fapping to it too much but now I want to fap again.

freddy fucking rules

>>211576700
Jin rang bell on Jet
Jet got sad
Nontent

freddy deserves to win and be insta-freeloader status whenever in the future. he's the best

>>211576700
they decided it was enough beef for the day and she didn’t want other people to get shocked by the shock collar but she won fishbucks after winning the tag challenge/game

im gonna go to bed, cant wait to see rachel "im leaving (x100)" mcfatass still in the tank tomorrow

>>211576727
no one cares or will even find out, just say it

I hope Freddy gets the money

has anyone snapped at rachel yet? aside from the milk incident.

im so glad jet lets me know when the show is interesting, what a swell guy

Fred is so fucking raw bros

FRED IS BASED

Freddy is the fucking champ dude

>>211576711
what is this from

>>211576729
coddling from production

>>211576331
>pretty
>knows the ftl lore like the back of her hand
>funny
she is a literal unicorn

>>211576744
He's been consistently entertaining and funny, losing him would be a major loss like with Alex B

>>211576574
base

Freddy deserves to win. I'd drink with this dude.

>half drunk Freddy helping out a drugged out fat bitch
OK this is pretty neptunian.

>>211576760
i spoke to soon kek

>>211576737
trvth

He has my endorsement

decidedly team fred

>cancel season 4
>wholesome larp sesh with the rest of the cast for 40 days
i would be okay with this

>>211576757
Send me a hot twink first

>>211576758
sam is not giving money to that junkie. he was kicking freddy in the head.

>>211576767
>>211576769
>>211576772
what happened

Rachel is rude. Thank you Freddy.

>>211576666
he broke TJ's ribs with boxing gloves on. also checked

For you.

Production still seem so exhausted and depressed after the train wreck of the end of S3 (their own fault). Kicking Jin off out of paranoia when the guy was having fun then the parallel of coddling Rachael because she farms TTS. Production isn't even fucking with her, like wouldn't that be the entire reason you cast her? Surely not for her bubbly personality. Really infuriates me they wasted a spot as a contestant, she will walk very soon out of her own boredom and stupidity. Freddy is kinda funny but the rest of the contestants just stopped doing anything after you scared them by kicking Jin with no warning, that'll last until you have an actual chat with them (Which you should do pre-season).

Just zero shame from them it feels like. Sam barely smiled today, Ben is still hilarious but is holding back and Jet legit looks like he wants to quit. Kicking Jin really ruined it, you're gonna have at least a few days or maybe a week of "bad vibes" until some shmuck does something really funny or a good freeloader shows up.

>>211576376
>not a single cut scar
are zoomers healing?

the show is so much better when the fish can just be themselves and show off their personalities

NPD REVERSE CARD

lol when did she get into the wheelchair?

>>211576326
That's true but it's still better than nothing at all which is what Ellie has been doing this entire time

Goddammit Freddy is growing on me

>>211576223
When that tight piece of goonbait leaves this show is done.

>>211576321
>bro give Neptroon money it'll totally be funny dude
Unironically Sam and Neptroon should be milked like cashcows like theyre doing Rachel. Way funnier than whatever is happening now.

>>211576799
this show worth watching

>>211576800
better than giving it to e-girls

This bitch is actually fucking crazy

>>211576764
So delusional
What's so funny? rachel whined for the 1000th time

>>211576773
almost famous

>>211576531
they can be goonbuddies

fred is losing it

did angie break her ankle or something? fall down some stairs?

Kek Freddy

>>211576831
I dont think so

When are we moving this general to r9k
If we do maybe jet will come post with us

>>211576764
There's no way this came up. KILL JET NEPTUNE.

>>211576764
10 hours of crying pig

>>211576376
hot ccp sleeper agent

>>211576639
>hello officer I was just at my 16 year old girlfriends house and her uncle smashed my head with a baseball bat. Arrest this man. I’m 29 btw
Any officer in the world tell Sammy to fuck off and kill himself

>>211576799
post proof of things

Frank just needs to give up, she can't be helped. At best she will fake cry and pretend she learned a lesson

>>211576289
I need something to use as background noise. Recommend an interesting podcast or something instead.

>>211576814
Ellie was discord groomed on edgy 4chan shit calling cutters stupid whores instead of edgy reddit/tumblr femcel wiccan shit that says cut for the blood god.

>>211576599
Jet, you cast fans for a low-effort show where nothing matters, not even winning. The logical conclusion to that is fish becoming hyper-aware and fucking with production.

>>211576799
What do you think of the S4 fish?

>>211576801
Hard to describe, but he's telling off rachel and gesticulating with his arms alot. It's very charismatic and fun to watch

RCHL: i have a great therapist, a have a great psychologist
FRDY: well thy're doing a horrible job

Fred kinda funny ngl

Fred actually a good guy?

Just give this nigga the 8k

she has to be on drugs

i'm gonna peel off jet's skin and tear off every single one of his limbs slowly and painfully

This bitch got wetbrain!

>>211576809
San is a pretty strong guy but that’s really not hard. Take a few boxing lessons and you’ll realize its pretty easy to do especially against someone who has 0 training

>>211576867
nah she’ll just throw a pity party and say you could never understand and actually you’re the narcissistic sociopath

!! CRYING START !!

I love Drench

>>211576764
>hehe I'm not bothered and things are going swimmingly!
fuck this troon

>>211576867
>frank

Hog Whisperer

>>211576613
>burt is in the walls and he's butt naked

>>211576434
>ruin the show for the audience
Are we even watching the same show as twittertroons? He was the most entertaining person in this entire thing.

>>211576898
8k is that all???

>>211576809
after repeated punches using gloves any decent boxer can do the same regardless of weight. sam is high inhib either way. hes never been actually full force physically violent with anyone.

>>211576764
>>211576836
laughing at us maybe?

They need to find a new goldstriker
sam clearly doesn't wanna do fishtank anymore

freddy has been my favorite since day 1. so glad they keep giving him beer

>>211576892
Id bet he is but he just has a drinking problem and has probably crashed out and done fucked up stuff because of it

Only moment where a fish looking at the camera comedically is funny holy shit

HAHAHAHAHA

Fuck yeah dudd

>>211576900
She is, she admitted to it. It was some kind of benzo or whatever that she called her sleeping pills

>>211576654
Gotta clear this up: Anon was NOT banned from the board! He walked... We want him back!

Holy shit the beer

>>211576892
he is just older and wiser because of it

lol ben acting like he cant see which hand to give it to him

Angie can't walk. I'm marking it down.

holy fuck that sequence was amazing

Every day Ben is more checked out than I thought he could possibly have ever been. Grim.

i had it the whole time

BEER UNDER THE COVER OF DARKNESS

>>211576849
Yeah they fucked in that doctor’s office.

>>211576892
i think he's just a normal guy with a drinking problem

ok the lights out ben beer deliver was actually pretty amazing ngl

>>211576940
lol okay bro. the moment they try to replace sam this show will plummet to zero viewers. no one watches for jet

This kind of resembles some tragic scene of a young man visiting his estranged, terminally ill and alcoholic mother in her shitty run down apartment.

>>211576832
sam is giving the money to either rachel or daniel.

i feel like i understand what freddy is trying to say but he is terrible at expressing it

>i had it in my hand the whole time
Freddy is fucking awesome

>>211576879
The girls are pretty

>wannabe reality tv show
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

Freddy is kinda salvaging this shitshow

>I've had it in my hand the whole time
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHA

>>211576968
Ben is literally me waiting for summer holiday rn.

>a wannabe reality show
SO RACHEL GOT KICKED FOR BEING ANNOYING

>>211576875
I'm not jet. I've said it once and I'll say it again; production really does need to coach these retards about this kind of shit before they start rolling.

I just want you guys to imagine how good this night would be if they didn't sour the day by kicking jin

>>211576986
it does and it's great

>right after these messages
i fucking love freddy

This fat broad is so annoying and needs to die

>>211577006
not really, this is lame as fuck

freddy is really getting a feel for this

Freddy is top 3 fish for at least, he's so fucking funny

>>211577020
Who?

>>211576935
Jet genuinely thinks this hog is the funniest thing in the planet

>Its on Hulu
ROFL she really never did watch it, huh?

6 weeks of this shit, there is no way
rugpull incoming

>a woman tried to pay freddy for sex
sure thing bud

you’re a wannabe timothee chalame..

>>211576927
That's what they're offering apparently. Fuck it let's throw in the rest of the Burt's money too

freddy is cool and funny buts hes low brow. idk hes better then burt ig.

freddy is actually the perfect normie, wild and fucked up, but still not terminally online so everything is new to him

>>211577046
Season 5 will be nothing but fat people.

>>211577050
she only saw the rv portion of s3. it’s clear she’s insane to be a superfan of the show from only seeing that

Falling asleep together with Drench while gently touching her bunda.

There’s no way this goes on for 38 more days

>>211577042
Like Jeff, but it's always funny

>>211577044
you know who

>>211577020
I only want to imagine how good this night would be if Ellie was sitting on my face.

>youre not being calm youre not being corrected
>BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>one of the best fish on the season is just a burnout normie that barely knows about the show
will jet learn from this or will he continue being a retard

RACHEL GASLIGHTING

she's actually such a cunt it's almost an art form

Jin was raped.

>>211576038
buddy every body loves tony! ayyyy comaaan! its my main man tone!

freddy is incredible

This should be studied

>>211577093
>will jet learn
Come on nigga

>>211577096
a lifetime of surviving off of it

FRDY skyrocketing

How much do you think Direnc weighs?
She's got some meat under there

>>211577086
yep

>>211577080
i've uh
got an ace up my sleeve
or maybe it's a joker
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>211577078
I know she said that, but I doubt she watched any more than a couple clips on twitter or something. The 'Hulu' bit was early season3 anyway

>>211577093
he's just a millennial so he's not completely socially retarded

>>211577085
yeah i was just playin with you

>>211577071
This could be a good concept but they'd never get it right

DESERVE!!! WE LOVE FREDDY!!!

>>211577093
autistic zoomers = soulless
burnout 35 year olds = soul

>>211577096
may God dry up all her eggs before she can reproduce

Freddy is just a more chill Alex B

>>211577080
2 weeks