Thread 211581120

Ellie Edition

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NEWS
-- Jin was kicked for bringing up Jet's r9k past, alledgedly
-- Ellie is looking cute
-- Angelina is a tight little piece
-- Direnc is still in the dog house
-- Rachel fell

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Previous: >>211579916

Day 4 collage. Goodnight /ftl/.

>>211581120 (OP)
This show fell off.

>>211581120 (OP)
Trixie mogs

>>211581152
o7

>rachel falls
>take over 30 minutes to compose herself
all time funniest bit

We had Jet and Letty, Cole and JC, TJ and Taylor, Alex and Binx. We have no one this season for a will they wont they. This is disastrous. Its supposed to be like a Touch

ellie is making content

>>211581253
Sam is a pretty fucked up guy.

>>211581253
>I used to have a show on Adult Swim
>I... wonder if anyone's bought our hot sauce...

Its our fault the show is like this. We let Jet down

>>211581169
KEK

Would you rather get fucked in the ass by Sam or suck off Jet?
No you cannot kill yourself.

Tomorrow there will be less people
And the day after even less

Will they even make it to day 7 without cutting it?

>>211581120 (OP)
>4 days in
>this is what passes for news
it has never, ever, ever, EVER been so over

nontent queen

>>211581283
Taylor didn't show up until day 10 or 11

Visualize this thread as a Men's support group IRL

It is you, 4 other dudes and CryoKeen.

>>211581215
>I'm gonna stab you with a knife
>You're manic and an alcoholic
>Takes an hour moving snacks from one box to another

what do we think the stripe twist is anons? Can't wait for this masterfully calculated twist to save the vibes!

We just have to wait 2 weeks for the plot of the season and then it'll be kino

>>211581283
freddy already fingered rachel in the closet

YO VANCE

>>211581283
Direnc and Freddy dumbass. If you can't feel the chemistry then you might want to get an autism diagnosis.

>>211581305
they're bringing in someone to replace jin last I heard

>>211581305
>one guy left
Si? And we got a whole.nights worth of content. Shit needs to naturally happen

>>211581322
A literal cam whore doesn’t count

ELLIE NVKE:
Being attractive on camera is content

>>211581299
I'd fuck Sam in the ass while he gets sucked off by Jet

>be me
>qt in high school
>literally the perfect person ever
>into anime, vidya, is redhair, slim, hot as fuck
>get with them
>they impreg me and ghost me
why is life suffering bros?

SAY
HER
NAME

How did angie injure her ankle?

>>211581283
french have literally been talking for an hour

>>211581322
I havent noticed it honestly

What you guys snacking on while you watch this trainwreck? For me it's chimichangas

i normally enjoy the seasons and only come to /ftl/ to let out my excess negativity

>>211581325
I really could not give a fuck seeing as how pathetic production is this season.
Maybe the kiwitroons might give you a pity watch Jet

>>211581305
that's the twist

it's time to meet our first freeloader.

>>211581283
Freddy and Da ranch, is your showmance for this season.

>>211581337
boxxy

>>211581330
Letty

ANGIE NVKE:
Being an annoying pick me on camera is content

This season, we're really putting the gloves, kneepads, comfort plushies, water wings, training wheels, and CPAPs on.
And with that, Fishtank is back worse than when it started.

Drench sleeps with the lights on, that girl aint right

stripes are so interesting and kino this season feels fresh and good, can't wait for the week 2 twist!

Was trying to get gaslight tts's to go through all day pretending to be angies bf all day but they wouldnt let a single one out

>>211581344
tunafish sandwiches

this will either go the way of season 2 where they kicked cole and after a while they kind of found their groove again and the show got funny or it's going to be like season 3 where it just got worse and worse

>>211581295
will he blame the jews?

The hangman swords tournament coming up just isn't going to feel the same without Jin

>>211581337
who?

>>211581362
Doesnt matter, she has a boyfriend. kick her

>>211581366
at this point the twist will just be that there is a week 2

>>211581337
Her name

>>211581364
It's a rape thing.

>>211581362
true

>>211581364
least traumatized sex worker

>>211581363
Let him cook.

When is Frank Advil showing up?

>>211581381
Jin was too based for this show

>>211581349
Jimmy almost killed a girl and they still brought him back, twice.

>>211581283
Don't we already have Daniel and Ellie?

>>211581337
Sexocon!

Cole its time for another song. My request you gotta The Gambler with montage of Jet and Sam looking depressed

they are THE power couple

Goodnight anons, hopefully the show doesn’t crash and burn tomorrow. Or hopefully it does idk

>>211581370
Dead show

is letty actually preggers? bros??

>>211581325
sure they are, man, sure they are

>>211581381
they had no problem with this but he said Sam had a kid and Jet was raised on 4chan so he had to go

>>211581322
she's not into him though

>>211581377
holy fuck kek

Why don't any of these bitches fart.
Say what you will about binx but at least she would rip ass all night

>>211581396
I dont think these two have ever interacted

>>211581331
awful late at night to be TRVKING this hard, anon

>>211581359
No it's not in the slightest, go, go ahead and tell your family directly in the eyes you're fucking an 18yo child and say it with confidence. They're going to call you out for it

>>211581405
gn :)

What were they talking about before Freddy’s movie idea and we need help? I caught that part

>>211581398
Is that Scott Sullivan MMA behind Chris

>>211581403
>first and last time they ever interact

Gloves: OFF

if this cope twist does not include crashing and burning the current cast..

>>211581416

Ass like a 10 year old boy.

>>211581299
i payed for a pass sam has already fucked my ass

>>211581408
jet said it on the site. he said the jin stox would be replaced with the new person's stox
who knows if they will follow through on it

>>211581416
we was in the playroom nigga

>>211581418
>18 year old
>child

They need to clean up and cut some of them lights off. Heathens

>>211581370
it wasn't even good before they kicked Jin. it's only downhill from here.

>>211581381
Reminder Jet is mad this clip did 2.3m views and 20k+ likes on a rando fishtank fan twitter

>>211581418
this. when I was 30 and started fucking an 18 year old, my dad and mom were pissed, they got over it though

>>211581120 (OP)
He stopped getting away with it…

manifesting ellie gf

>>211581412
>Say what you will about binx but at least she would rip ass all night
Go back to /bant/, you dysgenic simp faggot

>>211581424
doesn't look like either of them

https://x.com/sullivan_mma/status/1934877606911828220
i can think of someone who could teach her!

>>211581388
>run show contrary to advertisement to coddle unfunny landwhale for "content" and punish any interesting developments arbitrarily
>shocked and dispirited when fans hate you and other participants lose motivation to follow instructions or do anything

They said there’s a “stripes” twist in two weeks…
Great. Can’t wait to see which cast member ends up in federal custody while the rest argue over who stole whose vape. This show turning into Orange Is the New Mid!

>>211581334
hello kitten

>>211581418
No one would care except my libtard sister
T. 31 yo

>>211581344
Can't snack I've been on a diet
In just over a week I've lost 7+ lbs by eating nothing but a ham & mayo sandwich with a small bowl of Cape Cod kettle cooked chips everyday for dinner

I have 2 8oz Redbulls throughout the day too

>>211581448
That's a man

>>211581409
accidentally posted this in the old thread but
Is jet just embaressed over his r9k posts or is he worries about something being brought up? None of it seems particularly aggregious, most of it is just like normal 18 year old edgy homophobic stuff at worst
but I've only looked through maybe 10 pages of it out of 145 so

Look at this dumb bitch.

>>211581363
yay fish tank!

>>211581458
Water weight

oops forgot to make my show

>>211581334
Coalburner whore

>>211581445
i actually think they might not do exercise this season.. only the girls are into a little bit of cardio. there hasn't been any sam workout sessions. no vance doesn't help either. daniel even said "fuck exercise" directly to sam's face today

>>211581445
wtf is he doing in this image?

>>211581434
because they are they certainly are not adults that is for a fact
>>211581457
society looks down on your kind of a reason

https://www.pokernow.club/games/pglx8lMgJorEfpTShDhAmKdy-

Come play with some thoroughly respectable and dignified chaps

>>211581418
my mom tells me to get with an 18 year old so i can get her pregnant multiple times

>>211581370
s2 hardly recovered from kicking cole

>>211581418
I’m 24 years old unlike your middle aged ass, nobody would care, not everyone is a basedllenial redditor transplant you senile retard

Sit down and shut up unc

>>211581458
Try 4 bags of nacho fries and a large dirty baja blast

>>211581465
sam was not the only one lusting after marky

>>211581474
>daniel even said "fuck exercise" directly to sam's face today
how can he do that
doesn't he know sam hyde is a self-improvement guru

>>211581403
you're a man now arye. its time to take more responsibility for things you didnt do and/or no one cares about

>>211581429
why would you have that mental reference on hand you sick freak

>>211581465
>Rip the jewish sodomite only to become one
Cooked

do you think jet completely gave up since the autism girl who was supposed to win dropped out early? seems like they've been in the not giving a fuck phase since minute 1 of day 1

>>211581465
he probably associates 4chan with weirdness, and is all masculine now and trying to hide from his past and be a normie successful guy

why is there a gay zoomer retard angry about 18 year olds that stalks the threads

>>211581478
gods gonna cut you down

>>211581412
binx farted in the morning usually so I'd say look around there. maybe females let their guard down in the morning.

>>211581457
she literally has math homework.

>>211581418
>18 year old child
Oh cool I guess words don't mean anything anymore
Should've expected from troons who say things like "female penis" and "pregnant man"
Fucking retard

>>211581493

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mp9df7ha_Lo

>>211581500
>is all masculine now
JET? NEPTUNE? are you fucking serious?

I am 21 years old and have never had a gf

>>211581502
zoomers got tricked into believing that teen girls can't be hot because it makes you le pedo.

>>211581499
They thought the "dont care" act was funny in the later half of season 3 so they continued it into jets depressive episode so now its just sad

>>211581493
Because he was one at one point? Retarded neopuritan mutt

Freddy pulled away from Drench when he was getting lead on by Angie and now that he heard about Max’s letter he went back to Drench. Which bitch does he want to fuck more though?

>>211581517
i was raped my entire life

you don’t understand they’ll duct tape you to a chair and wave a spoon of mayo in front of you

>>211581516
masculine as in the type of shit the wiggers spew, not chad-masculinity

>>211581497
>a group of grown men had to wait for their boss get there to kick out one balding asian dude
>they work 18 hour days in an unfinished residential basement

do you think angie is thinking about us >.<

Which of the Fishtank girls would be most open to a sugar daddy arrangement?
Asking for a friend

Im turkish, has drench said anything about us tonight?

>>211581530
Two words

EGG FARTS

>>211581317
no idea but i wonder if it involves someone named hugh

Why are you still watching? it's 2011 and all your friends are on Xbox live or just down the street. All the other boards on here are filled with new, exciting content and they're inspiring various subcultures as we speak.
Prices are low and women are just excited to be around guys doing their thing. The future of all our beloved franchises looks bright, and Sam Hyde is producing genuinely thoughtful, hilarious content.

>>211581530
Hey could you please not post for the rest of the night? I'm really tired.

>>211581523
you are a dumb retard gorilla nigger

>>211581532
oh that's why she tried to hide
damn she really is sneaky maybe she's smart after all

Famous house Fishtank reveal was the funniest moment of this entire series and it’s not even CLOSE. Nothing was as insane as that moment

>>211581466
rest in peace

>>211581536
Probably one of the bitchtank slags

>>211581539
she's cypriot turkish you mainland cockroach

>>211581532
>i cant make a lame tj arc again because these are actual people...
>i fucking hate this season!!!!
jet is gay and lame.

>>211581448
he says as he simps for some ugly cunt. kill yourself brownoid.

if 18 is too young to fuck then it's too young to vote or go to war. you can't have it both ways.

>>211581530
That was rough, maybe Jet went too far
Time to repair the vibes

if ellie streams after the show and doesnt spend 90% of it staring silently at the camera she will suffer irreversible aura loss

>>211581546
i don't remember it being funny at all. most people in the threads at the time thought they did it too early and it was anticlimactic

>>211581370
S2 had Jimmy sperging out and being a genuine threat as well as Taylor coming in as the hot girl.
Brian was an energy vampire but MISTER BEAAAAASSAST and duawyne were generally funny

There's not a single cast member in S4 that is interesting enough to carry the show on their own and that was evident even before Jin left.
People were starting to get hopeful because some kinda of dynamic was being built by the cast, and it was genuinely funny how everyone shit talked production for being lazy pieces of shit.

Now they all clammed up and refuse it do anything at all because they might get kicked next

This is a hostage situation now. Not a show

It's not anywhere close to S2 and I would be surprised if other contestants don't start leaving before the week is done. 8k really isn't a lot of money and as the initial energy starts to fade away they'll start asking themselves
>What the fuck am I even doing here

>>211581542
this vibe still exists if you know where to look and arent above the age on 26

>>211581532
a reality game show is going to become meta. that's inherent to the genre.

>>211581532
>be jet
>excuse your adderall use because its "an appetite suppressant" and "no one else can run the show"
>looks down

>>211581546
the entire season 3 build up until they fucked it all up with the prison skit was insanely impressive. season 4 hasn't lived up to the potential AT ALL.

>>211581555
>some ugly cunt
That's not binx
>kill yourself brownoid.
Projection

Go home, binx simp

>>211581532
It's so weird to see this faggot of all people say this
Like he's right but he's BEEN the most soi one so far as a new viewer, on par with Rachel/Aryeh/Direnc/Freddy the soi patrol

Being called eyebrows and saying you thought he was ugly and wouldnt fuck him, but would fuck old men was allowed

>>211581565
>what the fuck am I doing here
Something has gone wrong in our lives.

>>211581403
>you will never make a woman this happy

>>211581546
It was the initial Hulu bit and they didn’t even come up with it themselves lol

>>211581546
Yeah
that was fun. but season 3 after was pure nontent after , just terrible, worse than s2 even

What if the drafters show up at Fishtank house and drag half the cast and production away what happens then

>>211581120 (OP)
Got da grooves look at dat yall got ta groove wit it yall got ta groove wit it yall got ta groove wit it yall got ta be groovin yall Ima tell yall right now yall got ta be groovin imma get in da groove yall

Sam needs to stop being a little bitch and own up to the fact he dated a teenager. Trying to hide it makes him seem like a pussy

Who the f*ck is ready for the real fishtank?

It's going to be absolutely legendary..in 3 days..

https://www.iceposeidon.com/

>>211581546
Agree. It felt like the show did a werewolf transformation.

jet is an ugly fat moron and a raping blob

>>211581546
TJ mindfuck in the attic was craziest for me, famous house reveal was #2
>what's that hills have eyes creature

>>211581487
I'm under 30 next talking point pls what are you going to call me a femcel?

>>211581367
That's fucking bullshit bro

>>211581587
No one gives a fuck

>>211581589
No Carl
No watch
Sorry Ice my terms are clear!

What's going on here?

>>211581565
to be fair sam has caused injury to more cast members than jimmy ever came close to

>>211581546
it was a peak moment.
Then the once alex left it was just a burt epilogue though.

I'm not a fan of Daniel really, but he was already facing a tough battle with standing up to Jin, and then he had Sam tell him he sucks and is annoying and it completely broke him. He is not mentally as strong as TJ or even Cole. Brutal stuff.

>>211581589
They dont even know who on it yet

>>211581551
And what do you know about that? Btw am actually Greek I was just larping Kek

>>211581608
need more ellie thighs

>>211581542
>>211581568
the rot was already terminal by 2011 in fact 2011 was the first truly bad year for this wave
the 90s were far more shit than you remember
the 60s were when everything truly went to shit
and to stop this destiny you would have to go back to the 1890s and kill a lot of the european authors and pundits you mistakenly believe to have been based or honest

So is there any official word on why Jin got kicked? Was it really because of how fragile productions egos are?

>>211581597
hello kitten

>>211581601
Clearly he does since he panics every time

>>211581584
I don't think any of these people could be drafted, bro. This is the 4-F house. They would take one look at Mints' giant ass and drive away.

>>211581611
I got tired if burt, I djdnt watch the Vegas trip. I had enough by that point.

>>211581593
get the fuck outta my ear

>>211581542
Millennials are so gay

>>211581597
what's ur bmi

>>211581608
perfection

How do you sleep with your knees up regularly.. strange choice

>>211581381
like ptz cams were not looking for ass or tits many times
or there wasn't hundreds of coom bait clips on their site

>>211581572
its because its day 4 and they havent had a single bit with a punchline.
their "happy accidents" only thing clearly didnt work. It was obvious when the rice challenge was the exact same.

atp production are bigger lolcows than any of the fish

did jet sperg out? any clips?

>>211581621
jet complained indirectly about "meta onions" and sam said "he was annoying" when pressed

she needs to bear my children.

>>211581407
She's having chickenandy's greasy crackbaby???

>>211581621
The verdict is in >>211581349

ELLIE UPDATE
she rolled over from her side to her back

JET LOST
there will never be another fishtank season
sam is going to cut jet off after this
it's over
there's no need for him anymore
this show's over
what a waste of money, time and energy
all for a fragile little ego
hack_blastard lost

>>211581608
blood is pumping

the hack blastard stuff is honestly nothing
Jet was a kid
it's not like he's an almost 40 year old cryokeen talking about raping tayleigh and gangbanging trish

>>211581370
Insane tranny narrative. Season 2 didn't recover from kicking Cole. The only thing that happened after Cole was Jimmy attacking Abi and then on the next day Tayleight attacking that other one.
Failed season Jet flushed down the toilet for his ego and Nina's feelings. Nina doesn't even associate with them anymore.

Sams lost a shit-ton of weight and is grooming himself more. Is he retiring his whole schtick soon? He’s even being less-abrasive as usual. I have a feeling in my stomach that Sam is regretting doing all this wigger stuff and just wants to go back to making sketches, ever since he started hanging out with Charls and nick again.
>oh yeah I’m 40 and I should be hanging around other 40 year olds

>>211581657
content queen unironically

>>211581657
how will this affect her dreams?

>>211581633
nigga u play fortnite

>>211581517
this but 30+

>>211581349
when, which girl, and clip please

Does Sam seriously believe he's some big shot now because asmongold watched a twitter video of his once and he got mentioned in passing on Joe Rogan?

>>211581638
i feel like that would fuck up your knees just like sitting for too long because you're keeping them bent

>>211581659
They don't need to hold back, but it has to have some watchability. Them just fucking things up the whole day isn't entertaining

>>211581546
The season died when Alex B and Connor left, then it came back for a bit with famous house 2, then died again and permanently when they ended that in the most gay way possible

One man could save the tank
Make the call jet

>>211581596
fucking hell that was funny, you just reminded me how alex freaked them all out and they thought they were gonna die for the rest of the night

>>211581665
cant wait for baldmaxing Sam

>>211581665
he cares more than anyone else does
just like the marky shit
they don't realize they are making it an even bigger deal by being such freaks about it

>>211581667
i have bad news
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIezo3RrM4w

>>211581667
>lost a shit ton of weight
You mean he stopped using roids cause he was literally dying lol

The cast? good.

>>211581667
>He’s even being less-abrasive

>>211581667
sam is a fucking loser who's dedicated his entire life to a grift that's lead to most people being unwilling to work with him
he's probably realizing he's wearing out his welcome

>>211581608
Ellie wasn't fully dried after her shower and so her skin got really cold as the remaining water evaporated
Since she has such low body fat, there isn't that much insulation on her thighs
Veins of the thighs being warm, there was enough of a delta to show up on the simple IR camera
kind of cool

Ellie's legs are now in birthing position

>>211581597
“I’m under 30”
t. 29 year old basedlennial boomer

Your hair is balding and grey
Your skin is getting wrinkly and leathery to touch
Your metabolism is slowing down
You’re getting fatter, clothes don’t fit right anymore, you’re sick all the time, you struggle going up stairs, your face is puffy with fat and your collagen levels are deleteriously low

It’s over for you you’re just going to get older and uglier and weaker and frailer
Your prime is over, you’re aged out of teenage pussy, hot young girls are not interested in you, and you are lashing out in jealousy at younger more virile men

Sad!

>>211581695
Was good

>>211581657
stox skyrocketing

>>211581418
>18yo child
they stop being a child at 15

>>211581565
Trvkenvke
I dont even like jin. I think he's a single-trait, hylic coomer retard, but removing him right when the alliances were being drawn was a braindead decision. Ontop of that they even psyched daniel out by making him think they will remove him too if he gets "annoying" whatever the fuck that means. They basically paralyzed him and he was afraid to do anything all day, to the point where sam had to tell him to go chill out and not worry so much (lol)
They vibes are fubar and freddy, despite his heart of gold, cant fucking fix it
What a mess man

>>211581659
they have that crowd investor campaign, they probably have to keep doing this until Big Toppz Entertainment goes broke

>>211581684
i love burt, but he has too much power. it'd just be about him again. we need someone that would act as seasoning to the fish. not a new meal entirely

Am I crazy? Trish cut Sam's hair in season 2 and it never returned.It's like the Gods punished him for cutting Trish's hair against her will in s2

>>211581665
does cryokeen even care anymore that people bring that up?

>>211581618
I too am Greek (mutt)

>>211581629
I watched it all, but it was rough.
There were some good conversations between burt and luke and burt and alex stein.
Fatty was annoying.

>>211581597
>average retarded leftoid basedjak woman crying about women having sex at the same age that men go to war for Israel
You'd think someone like you would find it amazing and empowering for a woman to be a fucking hedonistic slut?

>>211581705
omo

yoooooooo online friends

>>211581706
yikes

>>211581572
Season 4 is a throwaway/bait and was always intended to be

>>211581695
what about production

>>211581546
Pure cope. It was botched as fuck. Made no sense and instead of getting a big ''holy fuck oh shit'' moment, it turned into them just being very confused and asking questions which got bullshit answers, telling them it's a streaming neighborhood and they move to the next house, telling them they don't know who owns the stream etc. Just a complete dud.

>>211581706
wow you typed all that and still hit post? goddamn

>>211581530
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1749432593932513.webm

>>211581704
interesting

I had 4 chicken wings, a cup of noodle, and two slices of bread for dinner. Is that a lot?

>>211581621
Jet has a female freeloader he wants to try and goon and he needed space in the house for her

>>211581572
season 4 has been very good so far, as a standard fishtank season. jet's about to ruin it though.

>>211581737
pick me shit

>fucking a 30 year old child
thats disgusting are men really so pedo coded that they look for women under 60

>>211581620
>if you know where to look and are under the age 26

filtered

go read island time by olivia kan-sperling, it's not the best but it's a great intro to gen alpha's upcoming zeitgeist. new shit is cool, dont be old and reductive.

>>211581727
>The bit is it was always going to be bad because… uh…
Cope, Jet

>>211581724
closing time

>>211581665
nice try goran

>>211581620
thats a weird word for jews

>>211581747
no dessert?

>>211581747
you should eat more fiber and vegetables

>>211581416
Love that sunburnt ass.

>>211581667 the weight-loss is the first thing I noticed when he walked into the house. Pretty sure sam was actually dying from the roids and now that he (supposedly) has a family he might be slowly realizing his career is fucking retarded and he’s not having fun entertaining mentally handicapped people and drug addicts anymore

>>211581756
a woman's body isn't done developing until menopause

>>211581763
ellie is mogging the tank with all this sleeptent

>>211581721
Όντως?

>>211581476
he was going from having his arms back behind him and then bringing them forward so his forearms were vertical. He was doing it slow and controlled, but I haven't seen anybody else do this exercise, I don't know the name of it.

>>211581667
>cant even commit to the multi-season long Goldstriker meta narrative
Fucking pathetic

>>211581674
What are you even talking about retard

>>211581670
fortnite was a great game, its ok that you're getting old

>>211581772
what if he had a bunch of fiber and vegetables for breakfast or lunch

How to save fishtank
>idubbbz makes his own streaming house
>pays someone to just prepare challenges
>it's actually fun
>no Jet sperging out and shitting up the show
>Sam Hyde kills himself

more like jet neptroon lol
hack_blastard
sucks tranny dick
and sam watches in the corner
fishtank is over
careers over
time to retire boyos
it can't be saved now

>>211581684
he said on stream he'd stay butt naked while freeloading
>hell house

>>211581667
You retards really can't grasp that he's a father and is using this gay show as an inconsequential crash-course in caring for a child.

Retards will think even saying that is Neptunian conspiracy but it's really so fucking simple. They're all burnt out from this, Fishtank no longer has any momentum/traction/engagement to make it go anywhere. Jet is physically unhealthy and Ben needs a librarian wife.

This is Sam's last hoorah as the "mascot" for FT and he's jokingly leaning into the coddletank to hone his paternal instincts. This is what Fred has started to emulate as well. People who don't have friends and don't have sex will say otherwise.

>>211581706
how would you know all this if you aren't 30+?

the best thing sam and jet could do is to get someone obviously autistic and retarded looking on and have him start screaming about marky and jets r9k posts nonstop for 30 days straight and just never acknowledge it and keep fucking with him

>>211581727
is that how we're spinning this now, Jet?

>>211581769
Two of those ice pops I like.
>>211581772
True

>>211581629
i like burt, and the vegas trip still sucked

this is how jet saw jin

>>211581793
you can tell someone is a nufan when they bring up idubbbz completely unprompted as if that has anything to do with sam

>>211581747
That's a fairly small amount of food for an average sized person, I'd say?

>>211581705
>Ellie's legs are now in birthing position

I wonder what's she dreaming about

>>211581807
>to get someone obviously autistic and retarded looking on and have him start screaming about marky and jets r9k posts nonstop for 30 days straight and just never acknowledge it and keep fucking with him
Cryokeen

>>211581775
who's his family, konzept.globe who he supposedly impregnated or that asian chick he supposedly impregnated

>>211581793
>its actually fun
>leftists
Pick one

>>211581807
id watch that unironically

>>211581758
>bro I swear we just express ourselves and play the perpetual victim and are hypersensitive exactly like the last ten generations of marxist retards and screech about any present outgroup we can mooch off because we're DIFFERENT this time for sure
The irony of anyone from gen alpha telling anyone else not to be reductive is fucking INSANE. Your vocabulary is even ultra-reductive.
>>211581767
It would be GREAT if it were just jews but Europe is entirely lost to the exact same brainrot as the jews. We already had two world wars demonstrating that.

Won’t there be a freeloader coming to replace Jin, at least?

>>211581719
He was thinning for awhile. Reason for the beanies. HD also stole Nick's look in S1 of FT with a msn-bun to cover his bald spot

Sam has been really boring this season so far. He simply just doesn't seem to care. He only shows up and does the bare minimum and barely even interacts with people.

>>211581695
Are you actually eggy?

>>211581747
>Is that a lot?

Only if you are a skinny Asian woman like Ellie or JC

>>211581817
FUCK IDUBBBZ

>>211581817
ichad lives rent free in Sam Hyde's head

>>211581727
insane cope

>>211581775
the damage is already done, Sam's heart won't magically heal after the testosterone abuse. He effectively shaved 20 years off his life

>>211581797
Sams not even being edgy anymore. Like he’s an entirely different person. Literally left the “Goldstriker” persona the second he entered the house

>>211581718
oh no, that would suck, a bizarre, charismatic, entertaining person on the show. we definitely wouldn't want to distract the audience from slingblade's tj arc. GET ME THAT AUTISTIC BISEXUAL WEST AFRICAN

>>211581793
You're even more of an immense faggot than Jet

>>211581819
>I wonder what's she dreaming about
peeing on me :)

>>211581806
Reading about it online, thankfully I don’t have to worry about any of this myself for nearly a decade, plenty of time for me to go after hot, fully grown teenage adult females that would never look twice at gross middle aged men like (You) that are as old as their dad

>>211581832
I know he was mad but telling them the grand prize is now one dollar and he can change it when he wants was an absolutely retarded move

goodnight /tv/

>>211581693
this is the content of his that joe rogan said is good, bytheway.

>>211581695
Thoughts on Jin?

>>211581817
the majority of his current fans were transfered directly from idubbbz lol. Starts to make sense why fan casts will always suck

>>211581719
>Am I crazy? Trish cut Sam's hair in season 2 and it never returned.It's like the Gods punished him for cutting Trish's hair against her will in s2

why do you think he had long hair and wore a beanie for so long. doesn't he seem like the kinda guy to call long hair gay? or wearing a hat to hide your chrome dome a bitch move?

>>211581774
Same

The autistic girl who dropped out is regretting it and they kicked Jin off so they could bring her on.

>>211581856
you'll 51% before then kek

>>211581818
I'm overweight, I actually don't eat a lot..the beer keeps me fat

why do a season if you're just going to phone it in? they've got people from all over the world to be on this cast, what's the point?

kicking Jin off means they're all going to be scared as to what they can do because he was kicked for no fucking reason

>>211581695
Eggy what’s up with that new project ur doing with Mumkey

>>211581807
Which will never happen, of course.

>>211581822
well, he told the police he had "kids" either way..

>>211581639
yuck that some nasty loose ass arbys roast beef hanging out

>>211581706
yo lil nigga this one should have stayed in the drafts ya feel me fr fr

>brings on fans
>get mad when they bring dirt up on you

You purposfully brought on people that know what the show is. why do you think they wouldn't shit test you harder then normies?

>>211581819
BWC

Sam's going to do the "YOU GET NOTHING, YOU LOSE! GO WATCH MDE 2" bit but for real this time. They are kicking all the best contestants out one by one until its Rachel and Ellie left.

>>211581873
I can see why that one anon had an argument with his gf over fishtank...

>>211581876
>The autistic girl who dropped out is regretting it

I completely missed this, did this happen today?

>>211581792
then anon would poop out his carb heavy dinner in one giant unbroken shit log without having to push at all

>>211581856
this retard reminds me of elliot rodger for some reason

>>211581832
Sam is on Joe Rogan now and his podcast goes viral on Twitter for basic braindead 2016 pol shit takes

He's above nu-tank and wants to be seen as a serious commentator.
Now to mention the cast is way too autistic for his tastes now.

He feels no kinship with anyone in the house which is kind of Sams whole deal

>>211581793
as shit as production can be an Idubbbz fishtank alternative would be even gayer

>>211581858
He's mad that after 4 seasons and getting "fans" it still becomes friend tank and people dont want to compete. they treat the show like a joke still. season 3 was the closest to having their vision met but they fucked it up so hard. season 4 honestly just feels like bullshit filler to get some money back so they can attempt another season 3 sometime down the road.

Official ship list
>Daniel and Angie
>Freddy and Drench
>Arye and Ellie
>Rachel and grim reaper

>>211581849
Ever been there to support a old friend when they're just now on the wrong path and the most you can grant them is a small semblance of how things use to be, before you both inevitably go your separate ways?

That's what this is.

I think Sam should go full Vance mode, shave his head.
Also shave his beard so he looks less gay

>>211581790
i never played that fuck shit, we wuz in the trenches

>>211581879
Like we’ve all been saying here, I don’t think Sam is in this for passion anymore, at all. If you were even a little bit intelligent you could pick up on this. His performance is different this season. He’s quiet-angry as compared to comedic-angry before.

>>211581850
I like these fish. My only concern is that Jet's already not letting them do their thing.

>>211581876
Jet needs to get his dick wet, please understand.

>>211581877
Unlike you I’m attached to reality, males are males, females are females, 18 year olds are not children, sorry!

>>211581879
They are retarded MDE fans, they'll just convince themselves that daddy Sammy is right and if someone got kicked them it must be justified and the right decision. TRUST THE PLAN.

Can production tell Rachel to keep clothed more often thanks

Twenty something and teenage zoomers are very proud of being twenty something or teenage, huh? It's like an identity. At that age, I always felt like a 30 year old would kick my ass with old man strength.

Remembering Sam has kids catches me off guard sometimes. I'm expecting him to be nothing but a dead beat

Let me know when The Square Hut starts again, rather watch that than this shit

Can anyone fill me in on who bill ottoman is? Captcha: j0hn0

>>211581670
Never played that, roblox is more my style. But nigga if you look like those guys in the earlier image, its so fucking over for you.

>>211581895
the girl who dropped out and ellie replaced 2 days before the show started

>>211581849
He's not even fucking trying man
I remember how he said FH and the G persona was the most fun he's had in the tank. Yet here they are, all giving quarter-ass and being upset with the fish and the audience for the show being bad
They have full control over it. They can make the show they want to make. Theyre choosing not to have fun and theyre upset theyre not having fun
Every single wigger is fucking stupid

>>211581923
they did actually lol

>>211581884
must be a diaper fetish thing

>>211581923
She wants to be simped for so bad its pathetic

>>211581903
Let alone his production. Fuck man, imagine Sams frustration hanging out with actual galaxy-gas loser wigger kids.

>>211581933
oh right

You know, while we're on the topic of transformations—whether it's unlocking hidden potential like Goku or reshaping the way we think about old concepts—I’ve been really intrigued by the latest Total War Warhammer 3 patch. The AI changes in this update are pretty remarkable. They've refined how the AI handles high ground and decision-making during critical moments in battle. It’s like watching a strategic evolution where every digital soldier becomes more intuitive and dynamic, which, in a way, mirrors how unexpected shifts can reshape entire systems. These tweaks invite a deeper, more strategic engagement with the game, making each battle feel more alive and unpredictable.

Here, Joe successfully bridges from the energetic discussion of anime and personal transformation into the world of digital warfare, drawing connections between evolving systems in both realms.

>>211581906
*Angie and Ellie

>>211581916
>My only concern is that Jet's already not letting them do their thing.

you havent seen the show, have you?

>>211581797
fishtank still gets a surprising amount of engagment for what it is.

it has a extemely dedicated audiance no matter how bad the show gets.

they'll do this forever because people will always fund it

>>211581829
you are jaded and a faggot, nobody knows or cares about what you are talking about, I didn't even read it, I just scanned it for buzzwords. Love is more important then whatever you are rambling about. This is why you are old and will die alone. This is why i'm loving life all the time. It doesnt have to be this way anon. try feeling an emotion that isnt derivative of pain or hate.

>>211581923
They already tried. She has lard in her brain

>>211581926
he'll pay child support

>No one posted the Jin video yet.
This is the problem with instagram.

>>211581936
HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA

Anyone else getting "Connection error" when trying to post images?


> see me


> see me

>>211581903
Sam will never be taken seriously hes a washed loser

I think we all owe her an apology.

>>211581891
>Rachel

She is epic tbf

>>211581946
Angie and Ellie will become enemies. There is room for only one petite wasian

>>211581936
The show's not even bad. I don't understand why production is acting like it's bad. Especially since they're being so hands-off.

>>211581876
was thinking they were maybe gonna bring her back

>>211581931
this is really bad b8 anon please stop embarrassing yourself :(

>>211581876
they should and she can get all catty with ellie

>>211581926
imagine seeing your dad in black face. how do you explain that to class mates

>>211581974
my femchud queen

>>211581945
I can't wait for this show to die and for you, Mr. CryoKeen, to become another irrelevant anon among the void.

>>211581968
yeah im having to toggle autopost off and on

>>211581971
A washed loser who's a millionaire and carries with him a dedicated audience of millions of fans. Yeah... GLUCK GLUCK

>>211581936
I was thinking earlier that the audience always shows up and pays and the cast usually tries but the production fucks everything up with retarded decisions based on their mood and the vibes and ruins everything and then blames the audience and the cast
fucked up and grim

>>211581936
It's because season 3 was an utter failure and they lost a shitload of money from it. Sam still hasn't recovered and thinks this cast is shit and is just eating time and energy from what he really wanted to do with fish tank.

>>211581925
yes because being young is cool and being cool is important. not bait just a truth that you havent confronted bc you are old and lame

>>211581978
Some people want it to be chaos all the time, but that's not what the show really is. S2 did that and by the end felt very dark, oppressive, and depressing.

>>211581977
They can easily resolve their issues via scissoring and making out

>be jet neptroon aka hack_blastard
>fail epically
>be forgotten
>end up like his father

>>211581951
>screechy ad hominem meltdown about muh love
You are even more hateful than the last nine generations of groomed "we're the kids and we're different" faggots.
You want to be different?
Reject the advertised hypocrisy they get every generation of narcissists with and be decent people for a fucking change.
Stop screeching about how you want those old evil fascists to die, or whatever.
But you won't because it's not as immediately rewarding as acting like niggers.

any angie feet screencaps???

>>211581915
It's like he was during bitchtank. The laziest season they've done.

>>211581951
>This is why i'm loving life all the time
posted at 4am on /ftl/

>>211581784
pretty nifty

>>211581968
Yeah. Happened all night for me. Several anons also said it happened to them. Jet is personally attacking the 4chan servers

>>211581948
He was doing a pretty good job of being mostly hands-off for the first few days. it felt like a better s1. Now he's kicking people and telling fish to go to bed and not organically interact with each other.

its time to give jet the elimination crystal

>>211581991
Pay your taxes

>>211582012
Le western europea face.jpeg

this is the final season

>>211582001
>season 3 was an utter failure and they lost a shitload of money from it
so was bloodgames LOL
maybe season 2 as well LOLOL

>>211581876
Not happening but it should she cute

>>211581991
It feels pretty obvious that he's not as financially successful as he would like people to believe, perhaps I'm wrong. I'm following my intuition on this one.

>>211582012
love this slutty hobbit

>>211582002
>not bait

>>211582025
Good. I hope some deranged zoomer shoots Jet over this.

>>211582012
I can smell her from my screen. It is not a pleasant smell.

They had Joe Rogan mention Fishtank on the biggest podcast in the world and they decided to still be retarded and not put any effort into challenges. They are still being petty about contestants not sucking their cocks. Fucking retards.

>>211582021
and stay away from the high school across the street from your apartment.
you know you're not allowed within 500 feet.

>>211581926
I miss single crazy sam

>>211582009
TSMT unironically fuck these narcissistic zoomer faggots

>>211582010
A few early in the day

>>211581440
Huh? Sam said himself that Jins comments about production specifically referring to Jets history on r9k was what got him booted. Why tf would jet care about looking at a girls ass kek. Yeah he's totally seething buddy

>>211582001
purchasing a multimillion dollar mcmansion unsuited for a show is by far the dumbest decision they have made production wise and probably drained their budget for years to come
what the fuck were they thinking

>>211582025
they already have bloodgames going on right after. bloodgames will only get cancelled if season 4 gets cut early due to something terrible happening.

>>211582005
but then tonight, Angie was going to fuck with Rachel, and jet stopped her because he's tired. he wouldn't have had to even do anything. i don't get it. what's he want them to be doing then? this is the first season (outside famous house) where the fish aren't all sleeping all day until told to do something.

>>211582013
its 1pm where i am

>>211581926
he already is a deadbeat lmao

>>211581925
Ageism is fun until you hit 30 and then you're just left with racism and classism

>>211582056
arent they renting it

Did /ftl/ manifest this? Spending over 5 months talking about Letty and Claire type stuff with no hype for the new season? Spending the last two days before the season started listening to songs Cole put on vocaroo and posting Jupiter?

>>211581667
He has prostate cancer, it's an open secret at this point

Worst thing nuMDE has ever made. It's so low effort it's baffling. Like they paid a vtuber to stream the season to 400 people, and it's not even advertised anywhere and not incorporated in the season in any way. They are paying a vtuber for nothing but steal viewers from the official stream.

>>211582006
ellie's a dangerous combination of both too tight and too lubricated. it would form a suction, and angie could die.

Replying to these threads all night, watching all of my friends and opportunities slip away before my eyes.

Turning 28 in a few days.

I just hope the world ends when my cat gets old and it kills us together at the same time. It's the only thing I ask of God.

>>211581983
I'm old enough and foreign enough to remember blackface not being anything bad
the whole idea of blackface being a social death sentence is just alien to me

>>211581918
have fun trying to fuck the groomed trannies in your age group

>>211582053
>Yeah he's totally seething buddy
Yeah.

>>211582075
no, they bought it. the bloodgames set is on the property. the wiggers live in the guesthouse (which is the size of a normal house)

>>211582002
I phased out of trying to be cool when I was 12. There was a certain evil that came with it that wasn't me. Everybody gets old -if they're lucky

>>211582080
it's a good general

>>211582082
artist guys, memorize that

>>211582009
never said any of that.
Have you tried roblox?
also please stop projecting onto me. It's ok you're old, all i'm saying is there is new intresting things being put out and maybe your ideas of the world are a little outdated. Maybe your idols and knowledge was even a lil misguided? is that possible?
Also: how do i get grammarly to work on this website?

>>211582092
this is a very cryo coded post. you may be in a laundry room soon.

>>211581960
People are all hyped because it just happened but in 6 months he won't be brought up i would not worry about it.

>>211582096
Why do you immediately think about troons when we’re talking about actual girls? Do you crave dick that badly?

>>211582084
or is he just off cycle? and is suffering from destroying his hormonal balance with tren combined with old age

>>211581925
When I was younger on here I flamed the shit out of boomers too but everything these zoomer fags say is just gay

>>211582063
i will disregard your opinion even more now thanks

They seem to really hate Bitchtank and pretend that wondrous mini season never existed, but it's going to be funny when Aryeh is the only man left in S4 and the rest are female contestants and freeloaders, and the audience buying roses for the girls

>>211582082
there's a guy that fucks that

Is this website broken or something? It haven't been able to post images for the last day.

>>211582099
lmao thats even worse. whats the long term plan
did sam stop leasing his porsche now he got kids

>>211582075
No, pretty sure the s3 house (and s2) were purchased. These fucking dumbass wiggers didnt even think that they should just BUILD a house as a set to their specifications and in a private location to not have to deal with neighbors. They could have created a house specifically for fishtank with angles and challenge rooms in-mind. Instead they bought a gigantic swinger-house and struggled to pay the fucking bills

Whilst its sleep time, can someone qrd me on summer. why did they kick her out? I didnt watch the start of s2

how does a cpap machine even work?

>don't wear it
>fats suffocate to death on their fat
>do wear it
>somehow air goes through the fat blockage and you can actually breathe without struggling?

>>211582124
more specifically its 1:12

>>211581931
that's for 8-12 year olds only so you're a pedo

>>211582092
why u post the 6y/o dick sucker pic with this shit bre? na

>>211582080
there's more than the one Cole song?

>>211581120 (OP)
The wigger krew arent very smart.
Them saying "probably no superfans ever again for all future seasons" means they 100% withour any shred of doubt kicked Jin simply because they feared he might markypost. Jet is a superfag but he wouldn't kick him just because he called him an r9ktripfag a few times. Zero warnings either.
Theres a chance Jin doesnt even know the marky lore and if he did he said he's a superfan so I doubt he wanted to nuke himself and get kicked.
Faggiest shit i've ever seen.

>>211582091
>and angie could die.
Beautiful

>>211582138
dont care, you are indian now sorry twin

>>211582137
i think it blows air down your fat throat that is closing up because fat

>>211582010
This is the best I got

>>211582073
lol

>>211582092
its over m8. im 23 and about to get a law degree. what have u done with your life?

They need to work out fixes for the s3 property to make it work otherwise that's just too much cash to spend on something they aren't getting ongoing use out of. Then there's the s2 house sitting vacant for a year too.

>>211582147
cmon man i specifically picked uzbekistan as a funny place for a hardcore /ftl/ fan to be from

>>211582161
They were trying to run a real estate scam and it didn't work out

Everyone should have this coming when they fucked up streamstars

I think we're starting to see them get more and more exposed every year and the wiggers trying to fall back on
>WE WERE ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDS
Has obviously run it's course as people are starting to see them as genuine retards

>>211582146
>Sweaty
>Messy hair
>Arched back
Im gonna fucking cum

>>211582143
There's like 3 or 4 and yes they're also about Letty and Claire type stuff

>>211582144
u really think he knew about r9k and not marky. lol retard

>>211582160
>law degree
kek, imagine having a law degree in a lawless country. it's pretty much catch and release anymore.

>>211582137
it's pressurized. it keeps the airway from closing because of the air pressure

>>211582153
Even the cat hates this dumb cunt

>>211582087
they make money on TTS/toys/memberships, not viewcount
1paypig is worth more than 1000 non-paying viewers

more viewers is detrimental because high traffic nukes their shitty server

>>211582128
are they really never doing a proper release of bitch tank?

>>211581946
these bitches look like they still catch the bus to school...

>>211582165
kek ok that is p good, but sorry you are now indian cant undo it

>>211582056
Jet wanted to live in a mansion and convinced Sam it would be good.
He basically scammed him kek

>>211582176
i live in australia.

>>211582125
It's a gay show.

>>211581704
IN ENGLISH DOC!!!

>>211582056
>what the fuck were they thinking

The only rationale for a huge house like that would be for there to be better accommodations for the staff so they could sustain a higher quality production, but they reduced their staff for S3...

>>211582171
>Everyone should have this coming when they fucked up streamstars
no they should have seen this coming when they even attempted streamstars. it proved they were still creatively bankrupt and learned nothing from season 3 or the whole summer last year.

>>211582183
hell yeah

>>211581903
>He's above nu-tank and wants to be seen as a serious commentator.
sadly, he is a pedophile

>>211582092
If you still have friends that enjoy your company I wouldn't fuck that up, might be the last time you're going to have friends

>>211582181
>more viewers is detrimental
therefore less viewers is advantageous
jet wins again

mfw sam does a adolf bunker with goran braun

>>211582120
because everyone your age is a groomed tranny pussy

You know what's hard for Sam to swallow... It's that Nick Rochefort was always the funnier comedian and a better dad. Oh and that he also literally paved the way for Sam to get famous via networking.

And then you have Charls being a manic queer raising Nosferatus with his brooding bat wife and streaming his mental masturbation brain jizz.

>>211582185
scammers scamming scammers. like pottery

>>211582184
so be it. RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRR

>for basically the first time in FT history we have a cast that actually does things unprompted and is actively thinking about how to make the show interesting
>production is constantly seething about how "meta" they're being
>kick one of the main people driving content and destroy the storylines and alliances that were developing
>scare the other so bad he becomes paralyzed and immediately stops being interesting
>subject them to a series of rapid-fire boring forced competitions as the show falls into the do-nothing normalcy we've come to expect
>they will blame the fans for this once again
It's fucking infuriating to be rooting for these guys and this show ever since season 1 yet they somehow ALWAYS find a way to fumble it due to ego and just plain not understanding their own show. They clearly thought it was going to suck from the start and it turned into a self-fulfilling prophecy when it absolutely did not need to. Fuck you Jet Neptune.

will this season get better once they give up on forcing Rachel upon us? she's director cam 80% of the time, will it make the show "nontent" are her meltdowns considered "content"??

>>211582195
>huge house
I remember someone saying that we haven't even seen half of it on camera

>>211582128
Doesn't Jet still refer to it as his favorite season lol? I think it was just really unpopular with paypigs like aperture so they wont do it again.

>>211581120 (OP)
We’ll continue your Sam health concerns in the NEW THREAD

>>211582206 #

NEW THREAD

>>211582206 #

>>211582143
which one did you listen to

>>211582212
Where are you goings getting info from that you’re basically certain Sam has kids? I haven’t watched any of his low effort yt slop since around 2020 so genuinely curious.

Do you guys think you would be mean to me if I was on this show. thinking about that kind of hurts my feelings and makes me emotional. because like hey we kinda have a shared memory of spending tonight together. does that mean anything? maybe you call me ugly and gay but maybe if we met at the gas station or bar we couldve done something fun or even became lovers. maybe we couldve meant something.

>>211582142
it's a good song and Ye is more brave than Sam for being able to confess his degeneracy

>LEAVE THE WORLD BEHIND

>>211582212
nick could have been a top tier stand up if he really tried, hes got the chops for it

>>211582221
Ching Chong was nontent, I'm glad he left

>>211582223
Apparently there was a pool and everything

>>211581793
idubbz is actually so far gone that he isnt even remotely capable of doing some easy power play like this. you talk about him like he's still able to be in some back and forth game between himself and mde. he's out, he's completely castrated and has a full blown degradation fetish. you're basically asking one of the background characters in a fighting game stage to fight akuma.

They will get rid of Rachel before the season turns into spacetank and they start moving the contestants from house to house

>>211582056
Shouldve been a warehouse

>>211582128
bitchtank was literally a 0 effort means to make back what they lost on bloodgames. they detested every contestant except abi (lust for claire notwithstanding) and didnt even try to disguise the paypig rinsing

>>211582242
Ellie is a woman and she hasn't left yet though?

>>211582212
>Charls being a manic queer raising Nosferatus with his brooding bat wife
qrd?
I not familiar with Charls lore past WP and falling out with Sam (for whatever reason)

>>211582128
Sam hated that mini season cashfarm and it showed.

>>211582226
rape yourself early baking fag

It's such a shame to see the franchise go up in flames like this man. There is so much potential in it. So many different ideas, and themes, and stories you could tell. The concept is really avant garde. Essentially removing the TV barrier that has always existed in reality shows and letting the viewers see directly into the show. It's great in concept, and especially intresting with the meta-narrative of Goldstriker losing his mind. But they cant handle it. They don't have the money or brains or workforce to handle it. So much potential all for naught
Think of what we could have
>spaceshiptank
>brotank
>piratetank
>noirtank
>indiantank
>fattank
All of these ideas lost like (vance's) tears in rain

MERGE

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>>211582220
Why are Indians so bad at acting manly?

>>211582242
hackblastard detected

jin getting kicked is the equivlant of froggy fresh from creator clash being kicked for making of anisa's onlyfans

they're liteally pulling an idubbbz

>>211582246
His wife told everyone he shits his pants and doesn't brush his teeth lol it's so over for him it's not even funny anymore. Just sad and wretched

>>211582221
>It's fucking infuriating to be rooting for these guys
Let this be the last lesson and stop

>>211582251
What? Do you understand how much of a pain in the ass that would be?

>>211582268
well ok that hurt my feelings.

>>211582188
Oh, so an actual convict country.
You'll be sucking cock, in Mandarin, soon enough.

>>211582242
Whether or not you liked what he was doing is irrelevant. It's undeniable that kicking him completely destroyed the energy of the house and had a rippling effect on the others.
There's a reason people are saying it felt like day 30 on day 4.

>>211582272
Go to bed Jin you have a long day at the rice factory tomorrow

>>211582221
>>production is constantly seething about how "meta" they're being
This is the most surprising thing since they conciously and deliberately hired fans.
It's season 4 now, you fucking idiots. Pandora's box has been opened and most people applying will know about Fishtank in some form. Go with the flow and adapt instead of trying to hamfist something that won't work anyway.

>>211582175
Illiterate nigger
Jin said he liked production and wad a mega mde fan
Why the fuck would he markypost when he knows itd be insta kick and possibly worse

okay what if they replace jin with a chinese guy and they say his name is Ching Chong and everyone has to say, like, "yo, Ching Chong!" when they see him, and he can only say like "ohhhh, chi chi bo tai quo laaaaa?"
would this make the show better?

>>211582221
I wouldn't go as far as to say they were "doing stuff" naturally. Today was the only day that really happened. FH fish did much more on their own in the same timeframe

>>211582182
>are they really never doing a proper release of bitch tank?

Most likely not
I heard that some fans are trying to piece together key moments of the season from their own recordings

>>211582312
If it was 2017 and I was 22 again I'd find this extremely funny.

>>211582226
way too early but all the jeets went to that one so whatever

>>211581659
Lol you think your Marky posts are anything on what Jet has? Get real

Getting called gay destroyed Jet

>>211582143
Yeah he's had a few.

>>211582270
>>211582226
On your fucking telephone? Unreal.

>>211581667
People are just more vicious now too ontop of getting older. He's and old clown and those tend to be the ones who get moved from the circus to the rodeo.

>>211582153
post more chad

>>211581910
I still think just redoing MDE bits with puppets is a huge idea. Have considered just doing it myself to make fun of Sam, but I just don't care that much anymore

>>211581983
Man the kids these days are so gay

>>211582128
The bit with the mouse traps is one of my favorite bits sucks it was relegated to bitch tank

>>211582212
The actual thing hard to swallow is that Nick doesn't want to be comedian and neither does Charls. Sam Hyde is like that fag who started a garage band with his buddies but his buddies moved on with their life.
Sam is the 40 year old loser trying to get his highschool buddies to come to rehearsals with him.
Nick is funny, but not as a comedian, he is funny like your uncle is funny when he tells stories at the thanksgiving table.

>>211582221
>>211582242
I agree with both of these posts

>>211582246
Having a streaming house is the most low effort slop possible. Anyone with some spare money could do this and all they need to get people to watch is a PR gimmick. Idubbbz could just pay for someone else to set this up and have his name on it purely to attract the Sam vs Ian drama fags. Ian himself doesn't have to be involved.

Remember the love and light post?
Not so funny now is it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnTfNt9wX_k
This Jin guy certainly is a character. I think I learned more about him from this than watching the show.

imagine fishtank with max and chad as the hosts

>>211581536
Any of the bitchtank girls

>>211581546
The funniest moment was when Alex B's ogre wife showed up, attacked Binx and broke the bed just by sitting on it