Thread 211582206

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>>211582206 (OP)
Jason Go- o- o- Ozempic!

>>211582206 (OP)
im gay
t. jet neptroon aka hack_blastard

did jet really post his dick on r9k?
i couldnt find anything except cringe posts but nothing that would make it seem hes some kind of weirdo
why would he kick jin for knowing about it?

Is the house address known? I know the season 3 house is easy to find

Goran's show is in hospice

Repost: Why are Indian men so bad at being manly?

sam looks noticeably smaller this season, did a competent doctor finally tell him to get off T so his heart doesnt explode at 52?

Fred Hyde should’ve beat Sam more

>>211582290
its in the same town as S3

Legitimately being associated with these wiggers has made me cringe that I was ever an MDE fan

I might become a fucking leftist just out of spite

>>211582291
Last night was wild

>>211582206 (OP)
They fucked up so bad with this season I’m tired of “trusting the goranians!!!” Or whatever. Fuck you fags. Series would have been so much better if Sam Hyde actually put a bit of effort into it and fired all the dumb wiggers (Jet, this new tranny person mint) and got people that cared for it (Luke, Vance, literally anyone that doesn’t do drugs) they dropped the ball.

Legitimately being associated with these wiggers has made me cringe that I was ever an MDE fan

I might become a fucking leftist just out of spite

never forget jet can move a table

and that his dad posted his ssn and its on doxbin

>>211582289
yes, it is (not kidding) extremely thin with a very bulbous head. you'd think a fat guy wouldnt have such a thin penis but its very very thin

>>211582289
look up one guy's dick pics next thing you know you'll be looking up Sam's

>>211582323
With all the weight gain, only the bulb remains

>>211582298
That would be my guess. I think Sam realized he’s not as suicidally manic as he wished he was, and it’s time to mature from being a fat retard online

>>211582322
hahahah jet trying to be angry or intimidating is hilarious

>>211582295
Why do you care in the slightest?
Do you have a dog, or anything to care about? I kinda care about you and I dont like seeing you post about another race's masculinity because it probably doent matter to your life. Maybe you should start a garden or something?

>>211582308
Does sam not own it? He only has one property record in that county and it's the s3 house

im surprised he had 550k to put down on that house though ngl

kiss this jet

there's a million different way they could have handled the jin shit. The entire audiance probably knows dirty secrets than they did previously

>>211582339
so how's the weather in kolkata

>>211582322
How the fuck are you THAT weak as a man? That’s not even pure weakness that’s retardation. If his goal was to flip the table he didn’t even utilize his knees AT ALL. Hope he dies because of this embarrassing display of femininity

>>211582341
he owes the state or RI 175k in delinquent taxes, that's equals an income in the millions

When she shows up who is going to win Sam's heart Mizzy or Eille?

let me post ffs

>>211582345
whos that? his dad?

>>211582366
genie does as you wish

>>211582206 (OP)
*a new thread will be made when the current one hits image limit or page 10

>>211582320
hell yeah bruther. come on, fund public education and give kids a place they know theyll get breakfast and lunch when the might not get it at home. is it that bad? you can still say faggot and retard, nwords a little dicey but its your right. come on papa its nbd anymore.

>>211582260
have ppl started ttsing this?

How the fuck did Taylor of all people end up with 140k followers and hundreds of videos with effects and animations and shit? Why haven’t any of the actual fish done anything like this

>>211582329
Or maybe he has leukemia

the week 5 energy is good because when this season inevitably gets good, it will be a high high

>>211582353
on google it says its gonna be rainy for the next couple of days... I kinda feel bad for everyone there because where I am it's really nice. I almost cried in the hobby lobby parking lot bc the sun was so beautiful. wait.... are you trolling me... I am not Indian!!!!

>>211582382
what is TTS

>>211582341
Say what you want about fishtank
S1 and S2 were genuine financial success

Everything after has been hemorrhaging money though. It's why this might be the actual final season because they literally don't have anymore money left.

Even the casting warehouse was in a literal ghetto in the middle of a nigger neighborhood where you might get shot.

I thought it was really weird since in new York you could usually afford better spaces in Manhattan for generally cheap. But they actually choose the cheapest place to host the auditions

Makes sense in hindsight

>>211582382
wouldnt get through moderation

>>211582385
it's still grooming if true

>>211582388
Possibly. But it would be very gay to steal Norms bit by not telling anyone you have cancer.

reposting my idea from last thread:
what if they replace jin with a chinese guy and they say his name is Ching Chong and everyone has to say, like, "yo, Ching Chong!" when they see him, and he can only say like "ohhhh, chi chi bo tai quo laaaaa?"
would this make the show better?

>>211582391
>when this season inevitably gets good
You should write for the wiggers with jokes like these

Went to bed when the human centipede thing started, did anything interesting happen after that, did Jin come back yet?
Otherwise see you guys next season.

>>211582352
People have been shitting on Jet all day and I still don't think it's enough. I've never witnessed a man bitch out so hard where he accuses one man of "being like Cole" like an obsessed ex-girlfriend, and is so scared to confront the other himself that he seethes quietly in the background until his surrogate father shows up to instantly kick the guy out for him without explaining anything about why they were doing it.
It's so fucking pozzed beyond belief that if Sam actually believed any of the advice he's given people over the years he should've popped Goran's head like a grapefruit right then and there.

>>211582395
fine fine pakistani whatever lets not split shit over this

>>211582407
>if true

>>211582410
I wouldn’t even smirk.

>>211582410
better

found this highschooler at a playground
she’s unironically cracked
gonna put her on fishtanklive or something idk
would be peak content
what do you think

>>211582410
do you really fuck dogs, jimmy?

>>211582289
He didn't post it, it was leaked

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36025453/

>>211582298
was he not cycling tren when he boxed?
i wouldnt be suprised if he needs trt cuz he like the roids and now his hormones are fucked for the rest of his life. i really have no idea tho so dont quote me

>>211582399
This season should be pretty profitable. Small production, 8 fans, lots of TTS

its insane that whenever jet does ANYTHING that puts the focus on him, its him being embarrassing in one way or another.

>>211582408
Leukemia in adults is pretty treatable, if he has it wouldn't be surprised if he never says anything about it, at least until he's out of the woods then he would probably gloat to all the people that want him six feet under.

its truly amazing how goran has this incredible talent to completely crash and burn his own show the SECOND something interesting starts to develop.
i mostly had the show on the background and didn't really bother to follow it closely because of fishtank burnout, was mainly using it as a vehicle to shitpost here more than anything.
yesterday was the only day that actually reeled me in and made me start being invested with the show again.
and i shit you not, not even half an hour later goran completely kills any interest i could ever have with this show ever again due to his pride and ego.

>from now on, you will address me as Sir
>do you understand, squire?

you guys are acting like cole right now

>>211582429
what if there was a hood black thug who swaggered around the house rapping all the time? kind of like charleston white mixed with star power

>>211582435
>cutfag

>>211582407
it's more than grooming. you can't transport your minor poon like that.

>>211582435
>no proof that it's him

>>211582450
You can say nigger here.

its cool they kicked jin but they should have done some of it on camera for fun

>>211582432
>i've got a math test today jet, i cant do you stupid show
>get outta my fuckin ear, just get in the car

>>211582439
But
>10 dollars
>Day 4 and already lost in he cash cow
They need 35 more days to make half a million

Unironically do you think this current season will break even 100k in money?

>>211582447
>fishtank burnout
>Scott reaction image
it's obvious you're chronically online enough to be an ironic scott poster, so you've burned yourself out

the funniest part about all of this is that jet thinks he can play off his crashing out as "ironic" or as being "in-character"

>>211582464
The way they kicked him was bitch made. They feared Jin.

>>211582445
actually no scratch that, I was thinking of Lymphoma, Leukemia is actually pretty bad in adults.

>hire self proclaimed superfans
>WHAT THE FUCK!!! YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE SHOW AND PREVIOUS SEASON!!! WHAT!!!????
>one of the superfans knows the incredibly common knowledge that Jet is a r9k fag and Sam fucked a child
what did they expect?

>>211582473
Rachel is the cash cow

>>211582345
is that jupiter?

>>211582450
If it was a cracked out black bum who was told to “freestyle loudly non-stop” before hand I would laugh

>>211582463
sometimes you get banned for saying it and resetting your router just feels pathetic in your 20s

>>211582464
that would require any amount of effort, forethought, inspiration, care, energy, wherewithal, spark, impetus, drive, etc

People need to remember that Jet is a an actual child with no real production experience besides Fishtank which barely counts anyway. He has no business being anywhere near this show if they actually want it to succeed

>>211582461
He confirms it's him in the thread

It won't let me post webms so just imagine Bex's bum

what did the fredster do after getting the shadow beer that made everybody here be like "HOLY SHIT FREDDY"
I passed out

>>211582487
She's not going to make it to day 7
She'll have a sperg moment and leave

She's already been to the basement twice

>>211582473
They probably made 30k today. Roughly 1000 TTS

>>211582422
he does this every season, he does it multiple times every season. yes he should be bullied into obscurity.

>>211582463
OK how u know

anyone remember yesterday when Freddy said he wouldn't fuck a German Shepard but he would fuck a Husky?

>>211582498
sheeesh

>>211582504
Shes staying for 30 days. Free food and attention is all she wants

>>211582486
Jin never alluded to Marky and said on IG afterwards he wasn't going to say anything about it or shittalk production at all because he likes them. They never even attempted to talk to him about saying shit about production's backgrounds, it was literally just Jet's baby beta male rage over Jin calling him an /r9k/fag that caused him to tank yet another season not even a week in.

The amount of replies under this without swear words is the amount of days left for this season

so day 1 recap said ellie said she was practicing piss retention
is that just a nod at the thread or does anyone have the clip of her saying it?

>>211582497
you would too

>>211582497
he probably just said it was him because his actual dick is way smaller

>>211582519
Jet just needed a pick me up after getting bullied the whole day 3

>>211582503
he gaslit rachel into thinking he had the beer the whole time he was talking to her

>>211582516
Even if she does her shtick is already getting old.
TTS will get bored of spending

Jet is a baby

They kicked Jin? ON A FUCKING MONDAY

>>211582532
and a retard

>>211582496
if sam hired an actual professional to run the show he'd likely have to give up more than his current 70%. Jet only takes about 30%, someone who doesnt fill their brain with nitrous induced abscesses would likely want at least 45%

Jan for example (an actually talented on-off member of mde) would likely be quite expensive

>>211582497
yeah even though she trolled me online I still have feelings for her :( I'd still do some crazy sacrificial shit for this woman even if she doesn't deserve it

See this? No reaction to the dick itself (no one gives a shit) so she switches to emasculation methods. Women are fucking crazy man. Know that this shit is always a possibility.

Hoes gonna mistreat a nigga i guess

>>211582529
People will eat the slop

>>211582519
>TJ won
>taylor fumbled
>claire fumbled!
>jet fumbled
>and sam will crash out next weekend, live on fishtank

>>211582486
they expect obedient sycophants that will worship them with zero pushback.
they see him bringing any of that stuff up as betrayal.
they are a literal cult.

>>211582522
yes she said she was doing it in preparation for challenges to Angie

>>211582144
they know they need twitter super fans that will eat shit for a fishbuck but they are so retarded that they cant filter them during casting, every season, every day fuckups
Jin knew too much and flew too close to the sun
they care for money and retarded audience will bring them money anyway

>>211582532
He's a 9/10

Any schizo theories for this season?

>>211582548
No lies detected

>>211582541
how much would Ben and Luke be? Luke and Vance? just Ben?

If Jimmy is getting DMs surely TJ is as well

>>211582525
not saying its small, but take into account that jet has tiny baby hands. also its not like he did anything to get it, thank meth daddy for that

>>211582550
please tell me you have a clip I've heard nothing from her about it since

Take solace in the fact that Jet is an 80IQ mutt wigger, it doesn't matter how much money he makes from this show, whenever the money stops coming in he will be broke within a year.

the prison bit from S3 was the breaking point for fisthank. he immediately stopped trying and decided that very moment that he will never ever try anything ambitious ever again.

Season got me fucked up

>>211582557
>Any schizo theories for this season?
Too much work for a dead show

>>211582542
lol

>>211582557
no man they're completely phoning it in and driving it into the ground because they thought it would be shit from the outset. wiggers never gave s4 a chance.

>>211582435
>https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36025453/
he was actually so lame on r9k holy shit

Why waste a spot on Rachel and just make her a freeloader instead. She would’ve still come on regardless

make a picrew w me anon

https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2684414

literally ALL sam needs to do to save fishtank is kick jets retarded ass on the curb and replace him with Xavier or literally anyone on MDE that isnt braindead from drug use like Vance.

>>211582578
I feel so good about this. Her efforts are completely wasted. Anticlimatic end to a wicked roastie scheme.

Hey bitch post the ones where I'm in chastity

>>211582565
if your parents do meth you get a big dick?

post feet

>>211582578
i don't think it's in that thread, but i don't want to look at his dick to check. there are a few threads where he's pretty much trying to start a proto-friendtank where he gets a group of people to hang out with him on skype. i remember reading it during s2 and it made the whole season make a lot more sense.

>>211582564
duh

>>211582557
jet WILL od in the basement at some point
the stats arent in for what he ods on yet

>>211582587
Sam doesn't care about fishtank anymore

uh oh production what will happen when kicking one of the most interesting people early on and not bringing them back actually doesnt work because the remaining cast cant pick up the slack this time? it worked before because you got lucky, but without jin you just fucked up like 80% of the potential content I hope you realize that lol

>>211582587
Sam does not give a single fuck about this show

>>211582590
That's just Caucasian genetics desu, the meth addiction too.

>>211582564
>my little self insert stuttery retard surely has to be getting dms
rent free

Does anyone have Jets YouTube videos from when he was in highschool? Specifically the one where he’s at some farm with a trailer? I think there’s pigs roaming around and he’s standing on a pile of dirt? I remember thinking it was the worst MDE impersonation ever.

I don't really understand why jin even went on. His statements were contradictory. He said
>i mostly watched s2 because they were closer to my age. Didn't watch too much of s1 or s3
>also s2 was garbage, every time I checked in they were doing nothing
If he mostly watched s2 and thought it was bad, why would he apply to be on? The mind of these fish remain an enigma to me
All of us here have probably imagined ourselves in the tank in some form or other, but I cant imagine being a fan of only s2, thinking it sucks, and wanting to go on anyways

>>211582543
I think this is the real doomer take.

That no matter how shit jet and Sam are there will be people that will always give them money.
But I have to say, I've seen bigger right wing names fall a lot faster over less shit. The thing about audiances is they're extremely fickle

And once someone is no longer seen as
>Based
They start disappearing in droves.
I've watched it happen time and time again on YouTube

>>211582605
uh no we actually have ???? planned to come on so stop spreading misinformation

>>211582578
Yeah I can't believe Jet used to be lame, he's so effortlessly cool now.

>>211582525
>>211582565
thats his penis and its incredibly thin and weird looking
>>211582524
why? do you want to have a thin penis?

>>211582588
I know this isn't you but bring jin back retard. not that I liked him but today was boring as fuck and nothing happened and he at least did shit. no one gives a fuck about your dick getting posted.

>>211582628
It's a good dick

>>211582590
no, i dont think you can punnett square a bag a meth

>>211582604
>>211582606
That's because he's retarded, Fishtank HAS a audience and could actually be something if he didn't plop his most retarded drooling wigger at the helm, he literally has a entire house of retards he can use for bits for his show.

>>211582557
The second half of this season was pre-recorded a month after season 1. All the fish are improv actors that have to try to make the first half feel seamless as it leads into the already finished second half.

So who are they going to replace jin with? Serious answers only.

>>211582605
i think jet's retarded and kicking jin was gay, but he was NOT one of the most interesting people. he is NOT a jon, cole, or alex b.

>>211582557
Only schizo theory is that there IS some twist 2 weeks in and that this is basically a fake show right now until the real s4 begins, whatever it looks like. No one really believes this, thoughbeit, it's pure cope

Cryo here. Any of you fags got good ChatGPT prompts for hypnosis? I want to hypnotize myself to enjoy single player games again... literally addicted to Marvel Rivals and it's not okay lol

>>211582631
This ride never ends friend. You are still here too.

>>211582641
Replace?

>>211582626
>gets on the show
>highlights productions incompetence
>refuses to elaborate
>leaves

unironically the best fish.

>>211582642
Would inviting one of those 3 even save this. I dont think the dynamic would work

>>211582643
trust the plan... they wouldn't follow the interesting idea of famous house with something as boring as season 1 again with boring retards... stay tuned... it's just getting started

>>211582641
Nobody. They'll panic and sperg out and try to bring fatty and chip in like last time

>>211582641
emergency chip

>>211582642
This. Show is basically the same without him lol. just less pervert lols and /ftl/ inside jokes

>>211582649
Yeah, we're in this thread, very few of us are watching the show, even fewer use the website.

>>211582645
your shit is fried you need to take a break I'm in the same boat and single player games just don't have enough happening for me to focus

>>211582654
Don’t be shy Jet

>>211582645
here's a good prompt:
Help im a massive faggot how do i kill myself as quickly as possible

>>211582645
play roblox

>>211582560
not sure but I think jet is almost certainly the cheapest to keep full time. I mean luke is an actual artist and he'd probably have actual ideas that would cost money, and I dont think Ben wants to run the show, he seems more content to simply help run the show but likely doesnt want to be responsible for planning and directing the actual decisions.

>>211582638
sam hates fishtank now. if jet wasn’t asking to do it we wouldn’t get it.

>>211582662
can they even bring fatty in anymore for entertainment, he's not even hilariously obese anymore.

>>211582656
i don't think it needs saving yet, but jet needs to stop cucking content. he already did last night.

>>211582638
but its not about him and the jews are trying to steal his gold. he has to burn it down. what else can he do???
he's a man of god and he has to do whats right. Be a lazy fuck and treat the cash cow like its a piece of shit he's not interested in.

Jet needs to be fired live

why are you still watching this
why are you doing it to yourself?

>>211582671
i wonder if daniel ever got hard

>>211582566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlZxBma0dsM&t=534s

>>211582634
lmao its very thin. how fucked up is your dick to think that isnt a completely bizarre penis

hack attentionwhores again thread ama

pic is me rn

>>211582386
lol

She does half hour gambling streams for 30 indians

>>211582649
alright fuck em. today wasn't actually too bad, but we need moar fish

>>211582688
ice posideons stream doesnt start for another three days

>>211582666
Reminder that this is what brianbuddies said directly after Cole was kicked too.

>>211582676
but there isn't any planning and minimal directing of decisions that are made up on the spot

>>211582557
Given how much effort they put into season 2 and 3, it seems implausible that they've phoned it in right from the very first day.

It seems like the fact they're back in the Season 1 house and everything is boring is intentional.
The week 2 twist is going to be them moving to the season 2 house with 70s/swamp theme and Jason going to Judge. At week 4 they're going to move to the season 3 house and act 3 will be famous house.

>>211582686
The only way this can be redeemed is if jet becomes a fish and Jin becomes production

Today on Fishtank Season 4: Rachel stays in her room and melts down over TTS for 12 hours while the others meander about in the living room

Im gonna meme a dating show mini season into existence

>>211582700
shut it down loser

>>211582695
that's what I just watched which is why I asked not an actual clip of her saying it

>>211582712
>This level of cope
lol

>>211582399
Just sell a house, that's a season's set up costs right there

>>211582712
insane cope

Get Scott and do rape escape

>>211582712
trvst the plvn, the show is only shit right now because they have huge twists waiting... spaceship on week 5

Jet deserves happiness

>>211582688
It's over for me anway.
>almost 35, like days away

>>211582712
has nothing to do with stripes!

>>211582712
everything isn't boring though. a twist is what would make it gay and eventually boring.

>>211582721
that is the only time she has acknowledged piss retention. You asked for the clip, that is it

>>211582713
This but instead of Jin it’s Taylor to replace Jet

>>211582712
>it's advantageous if they think the show sucks

>>211582711
exactly, more for sam's 70%. the show remains cheap and jet get his 30% along with the opportunity to cast and flirt with e-girls of his choosing

>>211582743
He actually deserves to work minimum wage for the rest of his life

>>211582712
>it seems implausible that they've phoned it in right from the very first day.

NA REALLY? SAM? JET? PHONE IT IN? BE FUCKING BUMS AND FUCK UP SOMETHING GOOD BECAUSE THEY'RE SCARED SELFISH LITTLE BOYS? NA COULDNT BE

I keep wanting to call him Jeet instead of Jet but it's not really funny

>>211582712
lmao
the premise for this season is that the "gloves are off", this is supposed to be "hardcore fishtank from day 1". yes, that was the entire plan. expect more icky pukers than usual, but other than that this is what you will get.

>>211582670
Close your eyes.
Take a deep breath in... hold... and exhale. Again. Breathe in — and let go.

Now listen.

You're alone. Just you, the world in front of you, and no one else's noise. No pressure. No drama. No chaotic lobbies. No waiting for anyone to ready up.
Just the game, and you.

You remember that feeling — when the world of the game pulls you in so completely, it’s like time stops. The weight of your real life melts. You’re not on the couch anymore. You’re the Dragonborn. Geralt. Arthur Morgan. Isaac Clarke. A lone scavenger in the ruins. A space marine lost in hell. A detective pulling at threads in a dying neon city. You’re there. And it matters.

Multiplayer games? They’re distractions. Fine in bursts. But they drain. They never leave you satisfied.
But a good single-player game? That stays with you. It means something.
There’s story. Purpose. Growth. Exploration. You play at your pace. You win because you earned it.
Not because your team carried — but because you did the work.

Every time you think of gaming now, that craving will creep in —
Not for chaos. Not for filler.
But for solitude. For immersion. For worlds that wait quietly until you return.
You will want to continue that story.
To level up.
To beat the boss.
To uncover the mystery.
To feel that quiet, soul-satisfying progress only single-player games give.

You crave it.
You miss it.
You want it.

Now open your eyes.

And go play something just for you.
No one else.

Jet Neptune is bitch-made

Justice for Jin

>>211582755
He couldn't maintain a minimum wage job, working for Sam hyde is the only job he could ever do.

jet never had the makings of a varsity athlete

>>211582753
but it could be done without Jet involved at all.

>>211582639
jet does not have the brain power for anything even resembling this. His equivalent of this is "what if they did a comedy skit and the winner got to order dessert, im hungry"

>>211582557
At some point Sam is going to massively shill WP2 and do somekind of crossover.

>>211582206 (OP)
I think Sams micro pecker doesn't work anymore.

>>211582750
that is a voiceover from the recap, not the clip of her saying it

>>211582771
his dad is a literal /b/tard who probably ass raped him every day

>jet is panic looking for ideas in this thread but it's just him getting shit on
I hope this happens in every single /ftl/ thread from now on

I have decided that I'm going to join the military.

I wake up at 3pm everyday, get on Xbox, browse /r9k/, fondle my ballsack and repeat until literally 5am. My life is a joke, I do nothing for anyone.

I have big plans in life:
>buy land and lead a literal 4chan city
>start a late night meme show
>work on my tee shirt business
>colonize an island
None of these silly temporary pipe dreams can be accomplished without experience and money, two things I'm not gaining (and neither are you) in this current state.

So I realize that getting a job and wageslaving, breaking even every month, struggling for cash; not the way to go. I figure I'll sell my soul to my lovely nation for four years, come out with ~60k and mussels, then start at a better advantage. Only problem is that I'm not sure what branch to join, I kind of want a combat MOS.

Pic related is what I'd like to live in. Have a PC setup in there, edit videos, browse 4chan, go outside to my garden, work with my Robot pals who live on the farm with me hnnnng

Preparation starts now. Tonight I train, I'll play some TDM on Black Ops, then I'll do six push ups. Tomorrow I call the Army recruiter.

>Why haven't you joined yet, what's stopping you?

Ask me something if interested, I know a decent bit about the US military and how you could join.

>>211582762
THE GLOVES ARE OFF THIS IS HARDCORE FISHTANK AFTER DARK
NOOOOOOOO DID YOU JUST MENTION /R9K/??? SAMMY DADDYYYYY HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>211582776
nope, its the bare minimum for sam to not be involved 24/7 so he can instead spend time fathering his hapa and performing grating comedy to room fulls of people who suck his cock no matter how bad his routine is

Anything important happen today that isn't in a react simply video? Just saw the challenges and the hog fall a couple times.
>no longer neet and can't watch the show

>>211582792
He just makes kiddy challenges.
>make jello

>>211582790
After this I have no problem saying he deserved it

>>211582699
the point is that we think his actual penis is much smaller than even that

>>211582802
nothing ever happens the day
except jin got randomly removed in the least content way possible

>>211582206 (OP)
Christ, I legitimately thought that was Trotsky colorized at first

Sam has to be a kike

>>211582785
it probably never worked and thats why he had to hit girls and make them cut their hair. because little sammy cant get his peepee up

>>211582688
Im still watching because regardless of all the bad times, fishtank has been some of the best stuff ive seen in years. S1 was pure sovl, s2 had insane progression and themeing, and s3 was some of the most entertaining shit I've seen in a fucking decade man. And fucking bloodgames, man, bloodgames was so much fun. When the show is good, it is REALLY fucking good. It's entertaining, hysterical, engaging, enrageing- it makes me FEEL. But the show sucks balls and is bad very often. It's like I'm addicted to it. Just holding onto the vague hope that it will give me the next Alex B, the next swamp olympics, the next night of the hog-roast. I WANT fishtank to be good. I WANT to kneel. That's why I'm doing this to myself.

>>211582786
Keep watching the clip, she does say it. You must be talking about ABs shitty digest

>>211582798
that circles back to me saying just ben and whoever else is there could do it

>>211582752
If the audience stops watching, we'll know we've got it right

>>211582810
That eye makeup is hot wowie

Tayleighs dad let me fuck her passed out for rent money AMA

what to do while I wait for my melatonin to kick in

>>211582751
Replace Jet with Dallas and you’ve got a show

>>211582814
how did he deserve it if he got raped before he even did anything wrong? if his dad wasn't a /b/tard that definitely raped him then he might have been able to be successful.

>>211582827
ohhhh maybe that's it thanks

>>211582765
hack_blastard !ZBVtO05IZw Wed 05 Apr 2017 11:23:15 No.36028210 Report
>>36028161
I love 4chan because of all of the friends I have made here! I'm unironically very happy to see so many familiar faces join me ITT. Now that you have all seen my privates, our friendships can advance at a personal rate. Im so excited

>>211582834
No he didnt

>>211582827
that's not a clip. it's a shit 46 minute AB video

>>211582807
its crazy how he can do almost anything, and if the idea was good im certain they could wrangle the budget for it, especially because the more interesting the challenge is the more it would translate into further views, but jet settles on "make macaroni art" and if you call him out on it he'd just say its ironic. such a fucking waste of bandwith this "show" is lmao

Letty was a princess… I loved her so…

sam didn't really seem to care about the jin thing, it was a jet call.

nigga went full neptroon.

>>211582834
Sarge would never allow that, that pussy is for him alone.

Jet was getting chatty last night, did he type anything recently

Trap here.

Been trying to think of a way to word and explain this without it seeming like a shitty ironic memepost, but here we go.

Two months ago I started my transition process by investing in hormone replacement therapy. At the beginning of this process, my mind felt very cluttered. My ideals were loose and the things I shitpost about were simply that: shitposts and nothing more. /pol/ and /r9k/ weren't really anything serious to me and reasonable conservative values weren't yet deep rooted in my character. But, HRT has pushed me further right.

Through hours of sissy hypnosis videos and bottom training I truly think I understand what traditionalism is, in the female sense. My only goals are to please a nice, conservative, fashy white man and to be the vessel for his lineage (not yet possible). I understand I was born with male genitalia, i know this isn't (((natural))), but who cares? It feels great to appreciate the color of my skin and the true purpose of my body: to serve an alpha white man. I'd do anything to fulfill my race's future.

Also HRT really really really makes me like to listen to old German war music for some reason.

Anyone experiencing similar results from your transitioning process?

>>211582825
s2 was slop for chuds
s1 was great when sam and jet werent there
and s3 was great in spite of sam and jet. burt carried so hard

>>211582557
BEN DROWNED

Reminder that production is planning to goon Ellie after the show because he told all the male contestant they could bang any of the women during the show except the "Asian girl".

You think hes going to get pushed to far and do it. Retards privilege

its over
fishtank is done
all these zoomers in production will be fired
sam will stick to his millennial colleagues
sam will become more like an alex jones for the right, some kayfabe with some news thrown in
he's shifting his focus
jet will be left in the dust with nothing
nobody will remember jet
he's not memorable, hasn't done anything of note

>>211582836
Go to bed and close your eyes

>>211582853
Yeah I was actually surprised.
I was 100% convinced it was a Sam sperg rage.
I don't know why I gave jet the benefit of the doubt considering how fucking ban happy he is on Twitter

>>211582846
hell the fuck yeah he did we gets down like that in TX

>>211582867
you don't know what goon means

>>211582825
>And fucking bloodgames, man, fucking bloodgames was so much fun.

>>211582519
>Jin never alluded to Marky and said on IG afterwards he wasn't going to say anything about it or shittalk production at all because he likes them
he still needs them to book his flight home lol, give it a week for the truth to come out

>>211582653
>Is Jet actually a bad producer?

>>211582206 (OP)
Dude it's day 5 and Fishtank is already dead. Sam deleted last night VOD it's soo cringe and boring. I bet AP won't be allowed to show that part on Digest too. Memoryholed. PGL is boring as fuck. I hope MDE2 is any good or Sam gonna hit that early retirement.

What day is World Piece premier. You can jot down that day (or whichever day Sam shows up after it) as a free kick for one contestant

>>211582764
Stop posting about me please

>>211582869
no but i really hope angie gets over her retard bf and we get the first showmance that is actually kinda cute

Did they seriously already have the cell?

Grim.

>>211582865
>filtered by s2
>nigger worshipper
Of course this is the opinion of a faggot

>>211582869
he knows he could
but he wont because he's a good guy, which is good

>>211582850
It’s cucumberfeet not AB. posting from phone, works for me. the time stamp is 8:53

>>211582904
oh my bad thanks

>>211582828
my point is that literally any besides jet would ask for too much money to be the main showrunner. jet got the position because he asks for the least. I can assure you this is the relationship between sam and jet, likely put in softer more agreeable terms between them. do you think sam keeps jet around because he is talented? insightful? business savvy? no lol, he's a retard who wont question sam's past and asks for very little compared to the hours (not necessarily effort) that he puts in keeping an eye on everything for sam.

>>211582834
did it make a creaking sound or more like a plap? pls respond immeidtaly like right the fuck now

>>211582903
he also isnt drinking for the year.
if he stepped foot back in that house he'd be back on the bottle
dats my pwesidant

>>211582638
Sam hates everything and has always been miserable. He’s phoned everything he’s ever done in except his edgy stand-up routines and the ted talk. That’s it. Even his performances in world peace get completely out-shined by Charls and nick

angie loudly gurgling her own spit in b4

I think I fucked up guys

>>211582915
but ben is already there. so he's getting paid, and surely less than jet. ben could just do what jet's doing, and it would be better. likely even cheaper, too.

>>211582859
>My only goals are to please a nice, conservative, fashy white man
We don't associate with troon faggots

Might want to realize that before you waste what's left of your life. Especially since we all know the rope isn't far off.

>>211582865
dungay carried season 2 so hard

fembot here, looking to make new friends

im a lonely 22/y fembot. my hobbies include animu (pic related..), overwatch, watching movies, smoking weed, and camming with friends

skype: hack_blastard

Other fembots post contacts ITT !

>>211582936
YA THINK??

>>211582921
CREATIVE HEAVY LIFTING

>>211582917
Just a loud snap before she howled like a fuckin cat and I cleared out of there

>>211582921
What you expect? He's a one trick pony

>>211582898
these bitches got demons
simple as

>>211582936
just write funny shit in the basement. a crackhead could do it

>>211582942
hey you remind me of sum1 i know want some fuck

I love my monkeys man

my current cope is that fishtank always peaks after the rock bottom low

three hundred
and nineteen
high
hill road
swansea emm ayy

Do you like my fishtank haiku?

>>211582899
No, it was a cell-adjascent challenege

>Hot take: sam Is hard on creeps/pedos bc he is one himself (proven) and tryng to virtue signal to improve his reputation

https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1ldaa0q/hot_take_sam_is_hard_on_creepspedos_bc_he_is_one/

>>211582936
Jet would never admit fault, imposter

>>211582977
no shit

>>211582764
I'm going to jerk off to Drench's camshows.

>>211582977
This is generally accepted yeah

>>211582903
>he knows he could
>on live stream
>with everyone in the house watching him who can easily stop him

(proven)

>>211582991
I'm going to jerk off to Angie sleeping.

>>211582867
jet has dibs

I've said it before, Alex Stein should be running the show or at the very least help run it. You might not like him or his public persona, but as a jew he knows how to run a show and also he's not a thin skinned fatso or a roid rage golem

>>211582901
you probably identify with tj and didnt watch s1 live.

if you can't admit burt was foundation that kept s3 together you should take a look in the mirror, and ask whats really wrong with enjoying the antics of an autistic bixsexual black urban trainer

chat is this true

>>211582969
s3 rock bottom was at the end tho

>>211582977
PLEASE WELCOME YOUR NEXT FREELOADER

>Hey Daniel I respect the hell out of you bro but we gotta talk about some messages to Emily

>>211583007
he has never been funny in his life

...

>>211583012
holy cringe, burtfags need to be hung

The "wiggers" DO NOT post here. This general is an abomination in their eyes. They avoid it like the plague. New members of the production team are advised to stay away from it. You are howling forever into the most uncaring void there is. They DESPISE you. They think you are SCUM. They do not associate with you. They do not secretly rely on you for ideas. They do not care about your feedback. When they do read the thread, it is to LAUGH at you. They HAVE NEVER and WILL NEVER take anything posted here to heart. EVERY SINGLE SUPPOSED "PRODUCTION" POST IS FAKE. You are WASTING YOUR TIME. You are DELUDED. If you want to bitch that the show sucks, just do that. Don't address Jet or anyone else as if they give a shit. It's pathetic.

I think the Marky stuff is dumb as fuck but it's so clear that it controls Sam's life the same way hack_blastard evidently controls Jet's so you can't help but think many of their retarded decisions are due to this

>>211583018
you tell us

>>211583007
>as a jew he knows how to run a show
Kill yourself.

>>211582977
ok first of all lmfao
second of all what in the soggy cardboard conspiracy theory hell is this take

"he's against pedos therefore he IS one"
like bro do you also think firefighters are just really into arson??

sam’s a weirdo yeah sure we all know that, but this isn’t 4D chess it’s just him trying to make sure nobody throws piss at his brand again

not defending him, i just think your logic is cooked
go outside. or at least open a window. your brain needs fresh air

also you’re definitely getting banned lol

>>211583018
what does this even mean
of course its real

>>211583031
Hanged, dumb nigger

>>211583007
have you actually watched the show before? all the challenges made by Alex are just some political garbage that is lame , Alex as showrunner would be shit like , the best Trump dicksucker wins

>>211583033
where the fuck is the goblin fish toy

>>211583033
Bedtime, boss baby

>>211582869
He's too much of a pussy, proven by how hard Jin upstaged him yesterday

>>211582309
Sissy Simmons was such a babe

>>211582865
Burt is boring and stupid, you're a closeted gay.

>>211583048
10 seconds before he asked for a bit of that Abi

>>211583050
well at least its not tag or hide and seek i guess

>>211582977
>dude. she's LEGAL in rhode island

>>211582688
I am not watching, I'm just following the threads. S3 I stopped watching after the whole brandon shit and stuck to threads and cucumber recaps. S2 I stopped watching around the time Frank got there and just stuck to threads and cucumber recaps. This Season it took them a record of four days to kill my interest to no life this shit.

You can joke about Summer getting gangraped in our basement but PUH-LEASE never bring up Marky. Let's be mature about this touchy topic

>>211583050
this
Alex can be funny but he's so politically brain rotten it's impossible for him to do anything else

>>211583033
of course they read these threads, they only stopped acknowledging them after the cole situation

>>211583033
Jet likes an echo chamber. We know.

Marky is nothing burger even if true. You either had fun in the early 2000's or you didn't. Don't know what to tell you faggots.

jet and sam take every cast for granted. they thought they needed to go back to make it good, when they were on a pretty good roll. I wouldve liked to see jets space season.

Captcha: BASEDAB

>>211583064
this beautiful mongoloid hasnt looked good since bitchtank. without the wood elf look she is nothing

>>211583056
imagine if she had actually gotten fucking stabbed trying to protect this giant plushie like her child

>>211583031
yes, he's hung

why do people care that direnc did esports?

>>211583033
They read my posts

>>211583036
Zoomers throw shit fits over a 20yo dating a 17yo. It's a dilemma for Sam because he can't expand his audience to them without huge risk.

her feet look diseased, shes gotta be post mortem

did you just call me gay cause I told you not to go in the attic

>>211583092
she wasn't a good player

>>211583067
LMFAO I missed this

>>211583075
He used to be funny

i have pretended to be jet and ben at least 4-5 times every season

>>211583090
>6 inches
not hung

>>211583086
I still want to see her tits

>>211582206 (OP)
Did someone from Production come free Direnc?

MAURO IS BACK THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>211583092
because fishtank chatters only like when men do porn , misogyny is inherently gay and fishtank is the proof

>>211583108
And nobody falls for it, the only reason we know they're here is because they steal ideas.

===DIRENC UPDATE===
direnc has returned to B2 where ellie is currently sleeping with her arm raised behind her head. pits just concealed by covers. minor orb activity

>>211583115
das arrite

ben had a trip in season 2

>>211582977
No one disagrees with it, even a 23 year old therapist could figure this out within 10 mins of knowing Sam

>>211583129
Optimal time to go snuggle up in Direnc's old pillow and sheets at the dog house.

>>211583128
everyone falls for ben posts, especially the fags who want to fuck him

>>211583125
Imagine being on ketamine and licking Mauro's pourous, oily face while How It's Made blasts on full volume.

>>211583129
seen a couple orbs in aryeh's room

>>211582977
>old.reddit
Why do gay pedophile redditors do this shit?
I've only ever used reddit to check on posts like this that someone links and the new layout is fine. Who is actually so mentally ill they have to go out of their way to get the ''OG REAL'' reddit with that shitty layout like they have an emotional attachment to it?

>>211583157
Sam fucked her while Jet watched

>>211583156
it sucks you nigger child

>>211583129
THE BITCH HAS A PHONE DAMMIT

QUICK JET GO TELL YOU HER NEED TO SNIFF HER SHOES AGAIN

>>211583156
New layout sux

>>211583090
he probably had dermal filler injections

can't post images because connection error, but direnc is a good woman

Sam made out with a dude at a Green Day concert in 2001.

>>211583165
She's like a boogie board.

>>211583127
stop posting on this website

>>211583172
the dude was you lol *entire thread laughs at you and calls you a fag*

>>211583172
and that dude's name? benleaks

watching the react simply video, is it all just WMLF?

>>211583172
I believe this

All seriousness, how would /ftl/ save the season? Prove u can do a better job than neptroon

>>211582702
Who the fuck cares about streams lol

>>211583074
It went from production watching /tv/ threads glazing Cole to production secretly seething at /tv/ threads when Cole posts a new vocaroo song.

sam groomed marky, jet groomed ciara (and caused her death) and burt wrote about 15 year olds being sexy
so why did they freak out about Jin?

>>211583156
https://old.reddit.com/r/autism/

I actually skipped most of season 3 and only saw a few clips. 1 and 2 were kino though.

>>211583186
You didn't let me get there... yes, it was me and I'm 27 years old. You do the math.

>>211583193
trannyleaks wishes he was alive in 2001

>>211583198
id tag team drench with my best buddy jin

>>211583033
every single good thing to ever be on the show was directly stolen from here

>>211583204
burt also said he would rape children if he could get away with it, but he's le wholesome chungus niggie so he can stay.

>>211582435
That thread was Jet posting another guy's dick notice how there is not a single face one. A woman scorned plus Jets need to be on camera would mean the real photos would have his face. This is the real deal he made a face swap with a kid he was bullying after it leaked and put it out there to cover it. He's really bad about doing this "puppet master epic troll" type shit. Sam hired him for it that and the CP. As a matter of fact this image is image banned on 4chan you have to screenshot it to repost it as I have done here. Pic related

>>211583198
I wouldn't.
Production has proved it's the problem.
We knew it was the issue all along but many people chose to gaslight themselves over that fact and blame the cast

But this time its never been more clearer and a lot of people have realized it now.

before i put ellie on the show i made her rim my ass
for like 15 mins
then out of nowhere she gave me a reach around
already knew she'd be perfect

ask me anything i guess

>>211582977
trolling remorse
same as idubbbz

Production took an idea from me in season 2

I feel free, Jin and Freddy were the only people I could stand watching in the house, I'm going to play Dragon Age: Origins today, never played it on release.

>>211583240
I can ask you anything?

season 3 just hit different

>>211583060
you're being a real dante right now

>>211582641
Jet was completely unprepared how they went in guns blazing practically instantly
completely underestimated how how much of alpha-sperg Jin and Daniel (pupeteered by Angie) would be

They will kick them out and bring in much meeker aspies they can push around easily, like Mauro

>>211583156
You're gay and your opinions suck cock just like you.

>>211583254
Season 3 fags should just kill themselves

>>211583231
that face is obviously ai though

>>211583276
that image is way older than AI shit newfag

>>211583250
yeah man anything
doesn’t mean i’ll answer it but go nuts

Unironically cancelling my mde.tv subscription after last nights display, I can't take anything they say seriously any more.

>>211583276
Okay hack

Season 4 is fucking fine you losers. Jin was kicked off because he was running around with scissors which is highly dangerous and could get the production into legal trouble.

>>211582641
a contestant that reddit chat likes who in reality is cringe (Jobe,Burt,Luke,Greg)

>>211583284
Okay.

There's no way Vance was fired, he definitely turned them down, as if he'll ever do anything more significant. I bet he won't even be on BG2. No one cares about your music nigga

>>211583198
>dont kick jin but bring nifty in for a consent workshop
>spent 20 minutes every evening working out 3 challenges for the next day
>dampen acoustics and introduce scream tax
>"chase rachel" challenge

>>211583291
fishtank needs to up their security

>>211583282
This guy knows his stuff.

everyone already knows about the jet r9k and marky shit, and everyone has collectively decided they don't care. why do the wiggers still get all barbara streisand about it?

>>211582525
@claire can we get an expert opinion?

>>211583285
good, never pay them again, dont fund grifters

>>211583198
switch production and contestants
I want to see Jet and ginger get bullied relentlessly

Sam used to be known around Massachusetts as "The World's Best Male-Babysitter"

Never a single case of diaper rash under his supervision, always bad breath...

I'll let you make sense of it.

>>211583282
>>211583290
I know you want that to be jet, but the face is clearly just a deepfake by ai thats plastered on, just my opinion, really

>>211583297
>as if he'll ever do anything more significant
He’s not Jet so he doesn’t have that ceiling.

>>211583297
not every change has to be acrimonious

>>211583292
lol i thought jobe was pretty funny

>one contestant made a single remark about how you were a /r9k/fag
>kick him because it hurt your fragile ego
>Now every Fishtank community is talking about how you were an /r9k/fag

>>211583314
Ask him about big purple too.

why is Jet so thin-skinned about his r9k posts, it has been known since season 1

>>211583156
retard

>>211583291
Hey guess what? I told you to remove the sharp objects yesterday Jet. I agree with you Jin sucks, but you could have done this better. Just focus on what's next at this point and if you want me to run it I want a house

>>211583291
troon

>>211583320
cool meaningless post

>>211583324
what the fuck even is /rk9/
sounds like a retarded reddit

>>211582303
Sauce?

>>211583331
Because the new zoomer/tranny/female audience doesn't know about it and can't know about it.

>>211583300
yea why didn't they do a version of the rachel safety bit for jin. pervert awareness, keep the girls away etc. Would've been funny

>>211583324
Some people will look you in the eyes and tell you, sincerely, that they believe this is all some part of an elaborate plan for a highly ambitious season

>jon, you are a fucking pedophile, she was a 19y10m minor in your streamer house
>18yo ellie creeped by jet and his audience? based!

>>211583340
there are more possibilities than "he was fired" and "he told jet to go fuck himself"

>>211583331
It ain't illegal to date underaged girls. It is illegal to post nude pictures of them on the internet. You've proven nothing and you're clearly still in the wrong.

>>211583324
now even jetneptune.com redirects to his r9k posts, before today it redirected to mizzys youtube channel

>>211583326
People need to ask Rachel about big purple

In the first season, anytime Sam showed up we were all thinking "oh shit, what's he going to do? What funny shit will happen now?" to season 4 where when Sam appears it's like a black hole sucking all the energy out of the room and making it depressing as fuck.

>>211583316
>Dude you just wanna be me and wear Balenciaga clowns

>>211583324
I had honestly forgotten all about it. Now that I know that he seethes about it, I won't

>>211583343
it's a special board on 4chan where you can only post original content. if you make a repost, you get permabanned, so the quality is extremely high since the stakes are also extremely high.

>>211583355
i didn't even imply it was acrimonious you double nigger, i'm saying he thinks his "other career" is more important and it's not

Bet Jet wishes he was dealing with normies again and not fans who shit test production because they know they're all pussies and being on the show barely matters.

>>211583354
you consciously left out that Mary Jane was given cocaine , alcohol, and a random assortment of drugs by Jon before they fucked her, but what's really sad is how you still think about adl of all things

>>211583371
sounds like a retarded reddit

>>211583375
what makes you think it was a career choice

>>211583324
The reason he sperged out so much is because Jin said it to Ellie directly

This entire season is Jet wanting to fuck Ellie after the show was over and Jin made him look like an incel dork loser in front of her

Once you think about it through this lense is makes much more sense

>>211583376
He doesn't because every woman on S3 turned down his advances.

>>211583364
man, he's never gonna live down how bad he looks on this season lol

>>211583383
sounds like you're a retarded reddit, tbhfam.

>>211583347
that's all r9k is now desu

>>211583231
Lmao saved

>>211583384
the fact that i have a functioning brain

>>211583363
but he makes sad faces and yells, he's funny dude, he's been doing the same exact shtick since season 2 , he made a sad face showing how annoyed he is, kino bro

>>211583343
>>>/r9k/

>>211583351
>Would've been funny
Jet isn’t funny so there’s your problem. Reminder this is the same bitch he booted Luke (before he was ‘cool’ to work with) because he stepped on Jet’s retarded bit

>>211583165
That's why Jet kicked out Jin

>>211583371
>you can only post original content. if you make a repost, you get permabanned
that was like 10+ years ago

>>211583392
It's what it always was, Jet would've trooned out if Sam didn't bless him with a job.

>>211583292
what's wrong with Luke?
I'm not too fond of Aryeh - that guy started out nice, but he is actually TOO NICE to make fun of
it's like kicking a puppy

>>211583376
Alyssa did way more damage to his ego than any of these fish

>>211583395
Maybe he should star in a reprisal of the Office then.

>>211583371
the quality is terrible only retarded teenagers and sad NEETs use it

>>211583378
so was claire, abi and many others we never heard of

>>211583387
this is the real reason s4 is fantank and 3/4 women are attractive.

>>211583376
Cute, but a total try hard

>>211583393
why would you do that

imagine getting turned down by mizzy

My father is literally a pedo

>>211583407
>what's wrong with Tayleigh
male Tayleigh who's only liked because he said the n word on the more popular show and because the fans want to self insert as an Aryan guy

>>211583427
which one

>>211583297
doing literally anything else is better than working with the wiggers. even if it pays less (which is unlikely)

>>211583343
A board that was good about a decade ago and quickly turned to shit

>>211583343
It was the worst board on 4chan before /lgbtp/ and /soc/ were made. It's like /b/ but for more fringe losers to whine about being losers, talking about being incels, doing drugs. Nowadays it's probably only the top 5 worst board on 4chan. I'd say that /bant/ is probably the new /r9k/, a place where Cryokeen and Jet hang out. People who are technically 4chan posters but too weird and retarded for regular 4chan.

Can we just please TRY to finish this thread without saying something terrible about Somali genetics??

>>211583428
Luke autocorrected to Tayleigh, it's basically the same thing anyways

>>211583378
what'd they run a train on the bitch?

>>211583427
your real father or your surrogate father?

>>211583386
>This entire season is Jet wanting to fuck Ellie after the show was over and Jin made him look like an incel dork loser in front of her
Jin won.

>>211583418
So I can sell it to people for 20$ in Ellie's discord

>>211583125
Mauro showing up would have been 100x funnier than Damiel.

>>211583324
I haven't been watching live. Is this actually why Jin is gone? He was one of the best fish. Jet is a fucking idiot if this is true.

>>211583376
She was cute and I liked her, but man was she abrasive and annoying in personality.

My father, our very own shitposter Tripfag 'JohnnyNeptune' has been arrested on extortion charges.

http://www.macon.com/news/local/article140196378.html

>>211583432
>A board that was good about a decade ago
I used to post there in 2012 and the only decent threads were when Snacks would shill his online radio show.

sam receiving the text from goran on father's day while bouncing rin hyde on his knee telling him he has to remove jin because he said a mean thing

>>211583454
Yes obviously, why else would they kick him off-camera?

>>211583458
You should bring him onto the show. Would be kino

my memories of /r9k/ in the filter days are just /soc/ and feels shit where you said "niggerblox" at the end of your post to make it original

>it's a mobile interview
I bet sam and the wiggers thought that was so clever

>>211583458
he also leaked all of my information and you can find it on doxbin
dad's such a cooky guy, but thats my pop!

>>211583454
Yes, Sam told Daniel that "he wanted to go but they wanted him to stay" (ie Cole) and that the if a contestant is making fun of production it grinds everything to a halt.

why did they not warn him about "meta" and "shittesting"? he was actually getting more popular before getting kicked while Daniel's stock was soaring down because he's a simp little kwab who sits in his cuck room the confessional looking for validation on his actions

>>211583386
You think Ellie is an MDE superfan who posts on /r9k/ but doesn't know about Jet lore?

>>211583322
He had moments, but was a coddled, in on it fan who worked for production and was never seriously targeted and as such, deserves no respect or admiration as a contestant or even a freeloader.

>>211583466
>>211583478
Jesus what a thin skinned faggot. They put the contestants through absolute hell but if the contestants so much as say the littlest thing production spergs and kicks them. Absolute faggots.

forgot to post this from when dawn broke

>>211583478
>if a contestant is making fun of production it grinds everything to a halt.
in what way?
the only explanation for this would be that it makes Jet pout in the basement.

So, what is we thinking about S4 so far? Did Jet jump the shart by kicking Jin and threatening Daniel? Vibes are off and Dan is now too afraid to do anything that might piss of production, so he's acting like the S2 fish who were traumatized into doing nothing at all for fear of getting ganged up on.

I think this is kino and epic and FOR THE WIN FOR THE HORDE FOR ASMONGOLD and nothing should change.

>>211583478
its really a miracle no one has marky posted yet and theyve been able to screen most of the tts mentioning her.
its probably a bit insane how much time has gone into their censorship
but you can say the nword, wow based

>>211583479
Jet is a mentally ill BPDtranny
A bit thing about BPD is that it gets in your head and you think people are conspiring and hate you. Jet had already decided that Jin was out to get him. BPD fags border on schizophrenia because their emotions get so out of control the thing they feel seems real.

>wants to be TJ but is actually Brian
Need to see this little bitch jump off a fucking roof and splatter like a little KWAB

>>211583494
I'd have to watch the clip again, maybe I'm not phrasing it right. It was in the confessional.

>>211583489
Imagine waking up to her giving you a Dutch oven.

>>211583507
hi jet. how does it feel to fail 4 times in a row? your dad was right about you.

>>211583515
ellie is my self insert (want to be the little girl)

THIS IS THE LIFE OF A BOY NAMED JOHNNY NEPTTTT

>>211583479
because theyre stupid pussies with fragile inflated egos. its not that complicated

>I'm the boss, stop fucking with me. its MY show

>>211583487
hes jets cousin retard

>>211582206 (OP)
Even I didn't expect the show to go this low, this is crazy. It's like the more they try to find contestants that are perfect for fucking with, they more they get fucked with as it's a mirror reflecting back onto themselves.
If they really want to feel high and mighty, they might as well get a bunch of non-verbal retarded autistic 40 year olds that they can push around and torture. None of the crew can handle ANY sort of push and criticism, all of them are bitch made.

>>211583496
Worst season yet. They just got 8 people in the house and then nothing, just let 8 people do whatever. No real show, no challenges, they just hang out and drink. And production is like an annoyed neighbor who shows up to ruin the fun.
Jet and Sam seem pissed off that they have to deal with these people they hired and want them to shut up.

>>211583496
Jet just needs to stop being a pussy, ironically kicking Jin has Streisand effected his /r9k/ posting history, now even reddit and twitter fags know about it

>>211583528
uncanny

>>211583520
your favorite cuck fucking sucks bro

>>211583478
>if a contestant is making fun of production it grinds everything to a halt
Jet has dog brain and can’t work if he’s getting lit alive because he doesn’t know how to run a show lmao

>>211582688
jin lost

>>211583507
>>wants to be TJ but is actually Sling Blade

>>211583537
Jet is such a low information low IQ mongoloid retard it's entirely possible Jet doesn't even know what the Streisand effect is.
At the age of 30 or whatever he is, he will finally learn about the Streisand effect.

>>211583551
TJ lost

was s2 and s3 just luck ? how come this season is like this ? I give s1 the pass because it was new, but this is just weird

>>211583507
>wants to be TJ
no he doesn't. you just want a TJ because you're a faggot.

>>211583551
Finally you all see it

>>211583562
TJ lost

>>211583125
He was so boring. 100% full normie.

>>211583540
this mf the type to rape a chick in a crowded train car

close your eyes while watching and this webm is the hottest thing you've ever heard from this show

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750153054978435.mp4

>>211583458
lol destroyed

>>211583548
I woke at 12am

OFFICIAL RANKING
late day 3
late day 2
power gap
day 1
these threads
early day 2
watching paint dry
power gap
early day 3
day 4

It's going to be hecking epic when frank shows up, he'll chase angelina around while she's high pitched laughing, heh don't mess with frank!

>*COUGH*
>Welcome!
>famous house contestants season 1
>lets get *COUGH* lets...lets get ready for the other contestants to arrive... for season 1 of famous house...!
>*COUGH*

>>211583572
>>211583562
>>211583559
>>211583551
Why the FUCK doesn’t TJ have a job yet??? It’s been almost two years???

>>211583561
Anything good that has happened in fishtank was luck. There isn't one thing the production did that made things good.

>>211583561
Season 1 had Jon and Letty (Josie for the simps
Season 2 had Cole and Jimmy (TJ for the self inserts)
Season 3 had Burt and Alex
Who does Season 4 have like that?

>>211583578
She looks like a Primus album cover.

>>211583562
danielcucks still in denial about their spineless cuck tts obsessed little kwab

>>211583472
this. gay as fuck board i looked at 1 or 2 times full of incels.

Good morning /ftl/!

>>211583578
>close your eyes while watching
because of her ugly pumpkinhead?

>>211583473
Yeah, they thought he'd believe it too. No cameras there either, so it's not like they were playing a role. Most fish say production act more like real human beans when they get eliminated and talk to them downstaris.

Hire him and save the show Jet.

>>211583578
she won
angelina wont last the final challenges
whatever they are

>>211583561
S3 was definetly luck getting Alex and Burt

>>211583494
Jet has to run to the bathroom and lock himself in there crying on the toilet for an hour. No one knows what to do until he comes out and tells them.

>>211583591
he worked at a restaurant but had to quit because he kept getting trench foot like two months ago, if you're going to hate someone at least keep up

>>211583615
>jimmyfag
no thanks.

>>211583479
I'm so mad, there was a real showdown brewing between the two. Once Rachel leaves, it'll truly be deadtank

>>211583589
Jin was right
What's Frank going to do? Pour milk on them? Demolish Sam's property?

>>211583478
>if a contestant is making fun of production it grinds everything to a halt
Did he really say that? I stopped watching. That's pathetic.

>>211583528
>BITTY IM FITTED

>>211583626
That sounds like a lie he told

>>211583494
they have to go post on 30 different accounts on every social media website pretending to be random people and defend themselves and say it's fake

>>211583621
The real luck was getting fans so mentally ill and retarded they thought Alex and Burt were funny and entertaining. Jet is lucky to have season 3 fags.

>>211583593
>Season 2 had Cole and Jimmy (TJ for the self inserts)
Tayleigh is super underrated. Only one who was really playing the game and deserved the W. TJ was coddled and dragged to the finish line by production.

>>211583593
s4 actually had a perfect balance until yesterday
>2 literally mes (daniel and jin)
>2 simpbaits (angie and ellie)
>2 normies (direnc and freddy)
>2 mentally vulnerable freaks (aryeh and rachel)

>>211583626
why the FUCK would he get trench foot?

my father made this for me on my 18th birthday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdUo0PLgAyU

>>211583619
>angelina wont last the final challenges
Week two reveal IS Bloodgames and Direnc WILL win

>>211583612
it's still hot , I just liked it better with my eyes closed

>>211583615
He can't save his own shitty channel now either, no thanks.

>>211583496
Jin was funny and generally in the middle of whatever entertaining shit was going down and he got unceremoniously kicked for "being annoying" (as far as the other contestants were told). So now, like you said, everyone is too traumatised to do anything incase they get dissappeared with a fake confessional, cue sam getting all pissy last night that they weren't doing anything.

>>211583626
This isn’t true lol

>>211583632
Yeah, don’t rib my staff (Jet) for being fucking retards who can’t be professional after 4 seasons

>>211583662
it's word for word what he said on lettys kick stream when they were in Korea man

>>211583644
what it really was is he endured
that was the "initiative" goal

dan needs a drink

>>211583534
This is a very accurate assessment

>>211583673
I’m sure he said it, I’m also sure it isn’t true

>>211583642
All the Alex moments with Sam were so good

>>211583653
>>211583619
Direnc is extremely fucking fragile
Damiel, Jin, Sam, she is the typical hypocritical "bisexual" TDS survivor, if a man were to mock to her accent she would have a meltie it's that bad

>>211583673
then he lied

>>211583644
>the game
licking frank hassles boot and being submissive to e-celebs, yep, my favorite game

>>211583645
I actually agree with this, but when you take out someone on day 4 for no reason other than "he's annoying," and telling another one he's on thin ice, you've fucked up the dynamic and vibe. Now all they have to bank on is Rachel being Rachel and Freddy doing funny shit sometimes and Ellie doing nothing farming simp bucks.

>>211583689
>Damiel, Jin, Sam, she is the typical hypocritical "bisexual" TDS survivor
what do you mean by this

>>211583626
it's refreshing to see you not write in textese. keep it up when you put your name back on

>>211583673
Funny he didn’t mention his second stint at Meijer’s

Jet Neptune owes $700 to my bro from Philly who hooked him up with a full nitrous tank and silencer on the fly last August. On sight type shit.

>>211582447
Similair to you. Was enjoying it but now all the fuckups and cole 2.0 I dont think im giving money to sam or jet ever again and I had subbed for awhile on gumroad. Patience wore out. Jet is now the lolcow and I cant wait for his inevitable downfall.

>>211582486
Its just retarded that Jets baby ego ruined something good

>>211582605
Jin may not be the most interesting but everyones alliances and plans and scheming just went out the window with his kick and now fish are scared to do anything

>>211582712
Such cope. No, there is no 2nd house. The twist isnt real or its gonna be gay and stupid. The show was good, jet ruined it because he cant handle being talked back to. Jet wants the show to be nontent so he doesnt have to put in effort, blame the fish, and still get paid.

>>211583680
>stuck in a room with quirky chungus
>pretty much babysitting detail
>her ex went through the exact same thing

>>211583507
Umm what Phenotype is this nigga?

>>211583701
watch the show

>>211583534
they have a great cast, and it's been entertaining so far. Jet needs to stop being a bitch, and someone needs to start giving the fish something to do though. still better than early s1 and overall s2 fish that would just lay around in silence if not told what to do

>>211583691
>>211583682
because you guys went to every restaurant Michigan and checked yourselves before he had to quit?

>>211583715
what does "Damiel, Jin, Sam," mean

>>211583702
schizoposting should be a bannable offense
you are somehow worse than tripfags
>>211583722
>>211583715

>>211583718
no, because he didn't keep getting trench foot. i don't doubt he worked at a restaurant.

>>211583718
No, because I‘ve known him for 12 years

>>211583630
They'll keep gaslighting the stupid bitch into staying because she's the only entertaining fish left in the tank

>>211583729
i watched the show now tell me what you mean

They need some actual idea guys for the show that have a good grasp on human psychology, it's crazy they haven't linked up with DanielFromSL yet. He even is a fan of the show

kek they kicked the content again, its like clockwork

btw i throw junk on youtube sometimes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIhL8oNNYyk

>>211583737
>>211583715

For real though how does Jin not regularly fuck in Japan, he's taller and better looking than the average Jap, and don't say "personality" because every woman in the house liked him even when he played up being a pervert and he could easily have a normal conversation with them.

>>211583739
they don't even need that. they just need to not be dunning-krueger narcissist babies

>>211583751
i already did that now can you elaborate on what you mean or ill assume you dont actually know

>>211583759
How does a shirt get that stretched?

>>211582435
He's unironically barely 4 inches thick and 6 inches long KEK

>>211583739
>>211583615
>Hire him.
>Save the show.

>>211583771
>>211583715

>>211582834
change your bong water filthy nig

>>211583776
so you dont know what you meant? do you just put peoples names in your posts sometimes to make them longer

>>211583561
s1 was a huge fluke, they thought it would just be like a kinda small thing that one person could run in the basement. the cast turned out to be pretty entertaining. but sam and jet ran out of steam at week 4 and it dragged.

Jet came into s2 with a huge ego and it was a massive shit show but i guess little shitter edgelords thought it was KINO!!!111 sam and jet pretty much gave up on the narrative aspect and by week 2-3 were openly talking about how to do s3 better.

s3 seemed like they had a plan for more than the first two weeks, and jet was able to shut up and keep his stupid ass in the basement for a week. then they kind of fucked it with OMG ITS ACTUALLY HELL HOUSE - NOW COUNT RICE. But the cast was really good.

Seems like jet came into this season with a drink/drug problem, a huge gut, and a huge ego. And its a piece of shit. My guess is he planned on using the stocks to drive the show, like all the fucking times he tried to make poker chips currency but no one gave a fuck except for the one time laron stole mizzy's but who fucking cares. but because this cast just think its cool to be on the show and the prize is only 8k they dont give a fuck and just wanna hang out and look cool on fish tank!

Maybe after a massive blow to his ego next season/blood games will be good, or he'll go full alcoholic and it will piddle out with a whimper

im gay whatever
im embarrased i typed this and that i know any of this, such a waste of time

>>211583789
>>211583715

>>211582792
>the fans who we used to steal the most low effort ideas from all hate me now
Maybe he can get ideas from r/fishtank like a faggot
>>211582840
Ever heard of retro causality? What he did now propagated backwards in time and karma caught him early.

everyone this season but Ellie(still 5 more weeks so we'll see) is content in their own way genuinely, you could name something everyone from this cast has did that's at least memorable, Jin wasn't the only content but he sure did have a lot of plans that they decided to end because he was mean to them

I don't remember the contestants in S1 having this much side character energy.

>>211583689
what does the mean?

>>211583794
TJ, Sylvia, Oddbod, what did you mean

>>211583790
season 3 glazers need to be put away lmao

>>211583799
filling dead air doesn't equal "content"

>>211583729
what schizoposting? benleaks is the only fag that defends tj like that. those two other post have nothing to do with me. nigger

>>211583496
jet couldn't even articulate to daniel what pissed him off and didn't even bother with jin. They don't care or know about entertaining the audience, just themselves. I've been charitable to prior seasons because i want this to do well but perhaps that was a foolish. realistically i don't know what they could do to pull it back unless they just go cruel on the contestants like s2.

>>211583689
>Damiel, Jin, Sam, she is the typical hypocritical "bisexual" TDS survivor

>>211583790
>the cast was really good.
half of them left voluntarily

does jet got a dedicated kiwifarms thread?

>>211583799
you can tell by her behavior that she is just honing her piss retention
constantly bouncing her legs or holding her hand between them
spends time in the bathroom at least once every hour staring at the toilet to train herself to resist temptation
stays in bed 15 hours a day to force her bladder to grow

>>211583689
what does if a man mean?

>>211583790
I think this season he literally just wants Asian pussy (either Ellie or Angelina).

>>211583762
He is a smelly ugly dysgenic freak who seems like the stereotypical otaku (translator's note: otaku stands for NEET incel in Nippon)
Japanese women want a guy who will take care of them financially and a good looking chad guy for casual sex. Jin is neither. Shinji is an example of a good looking confident guy some nippon pussy could be attracted to. Jin is just gross and the stereotypical guy who is going to look up the skirts of underage girls.

>>211583794
>>211583715

s2 >>>>>>>> bloodgames>>>s1>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>s3>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>s4

>>211583828
only prince and alexis left. the rest were kicked or eliminated.

>>211583844
Hi Jet.

>>211583800
Everyone feels like a mildly popular freeloader this season it’s wack

>>211583813
>>211583846

>>211583830
>for times like these
She's insane.

>>211583615
>Gets butt mad when anyone decides to troll him back
lol

>>211583799
>Dexter
im watching the series right now and im at the first blood season
episode 2 and 3 had some heavy fishtank vibes

>>211583762
He's cheese gyudon
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chigyu

>>211583593
you can say josie was just for simps,
but the combination of jon, letty, vance, and josie was like a college dropout arrested development goonies or something,
sylvia was a good addition too.
josie vs letty was good vs evil, good story telling elements, ill give them a little credit for the casting but i dont think they thought it would work out like it did

>>211583856
s1>s2>s3>s4. Spinoffs don't count

it doesn't feel like fishtank

>>211583819
This. The whole season so far is cloaked in this ambiguous haze where no one seems to know what's going on, what they're doing or why they're doing it (in the worst possible way)
They absolutely phoned this one in

>>211582320
>I might become a fucking leftist just out of spite
This is the move. Ever since zion-don the right have been massive cringelords.

The pendulum has swung back again, and this place will swing with it. Most of the board already has /pol/ fatigue.

>warn the fish beforehand not to shittalk production too much
>make them sign ndas about marky if you really need to
>tell the fish what is and isn't allowed
>come up with like 15-20 beef challenges before you start the show
>come up with 40ish daily challenges before you start the show
>have a clear plan regarding eliminations
>know when you have to come up to stir shit up and when to stay downstairs if the fish are creating content organically
>if you eliminate a fish for whatever reason, come up with a reason to give the other fish so they don't get scared the same might happen to them because then they'll become nontent fish that are too afraid to do anything

>>211583790
the obvious way forward is doing famous house again, but never actually do the reveal, make it more and more unsettling and have the laron character actually believe he's being kidnapped and in a snuff film
this takes work so will never happen with the current crew
anyways

>>211583860
Jet can't string a coherent sentence together. His reply to you would be something like this
>sheet you trippin brah this nip got no pussy yeah yeah we do the diggy wiggy
see his post history on /r9k/. Jet isn't a human, it's a retard spam bot.

>>211583866
what do those numbers mean?

>>211583869
she's just very into omorashi
imagine how much she wants to be collared and hold out as long as she can before desperately begging her owner to take her to the bathroom