10/10 comedy.
how did they pull it off

>>211584873 (OP)
Good writing and likeable characters. It was also before the era of woke, so the fact that everyone is brown isn't supposed to be a political statement which means no one got offended.

>>211584873 (OP)
BOOM BABY

I love the movie, I really do, but it feels like a made for tv material. Same with Lilo and Stitch. I don't know why, maybe too much comedy? Lion King, Mulan, Prince of Egypt, Titan AE, movies from the 90s that felt like important things were going on.

>mfw kronk pulls the wrong lever

yzma/kronk were hilarious.

The show was pretty good

>>211584993
How much was Kronk getting paid to fuck her?

>>211584873 (OP)
One of the rare cases when the studio meddling actually improved a project.

https://youtu.be/BFpUI1auoJ8

>>211584873 (OP)
wait what i thought this was a show?

>>211584873 (OP)
The shocking realization that David Spade isn't funny broke me because I love this movie. At least he's got great delivery here.

>>211584918
Or you know, because it was set in a brown country.

I fucking loved this film as a kid. I always wanted to watch the show but I couldn't for some reason. Maybe we didn't have the Disney channel at the time, or something else was on at the same time. I don't remember.

god i hate all these ugly 90s 2000s disney films theyre offensive to all the senses, if someone loves them its a sure sign im talking to an idiot

>>211584918
There were no white characters to blame for the wealth inequality or negative brown qualities like selfishness.

I'm glad doug woke the fuck up and realized how funny this was

>>211584873 (OP)
I like the part where krunk is in the busy town center looking for the llama because it reminds me of Hercules in Thebes.

>>211584993
this

>>211584918
I saw a behind the scenes pop up on Instagram and many were complaining about the lack of POC actors lmao. This kino literally could have only happened at that time

>>211584943
You are retarded.

>78 mins
Hardly a movie

>>211584943
i actually watched this on tv. didn't even know it was released in theaters

>>211586002
>half an inch dick
Hardly a man

>>211586161
Jokes on you, I cut it off and became a woman

>>211584873 (OP)
By all accounts it doesn't make sense.

Now that the dust has settled, why DID she even have that lever?

>Is a fucking STUPUD FUCKIUNG ANNOYING SHUITHEAD BASTARD CUNT in your path

>>211584873 (OP)
Movie was excellent but Kronk is what made it. Almost every memorable gag was Kronk. Patrick Warburton was best choice

>>211584918
*nods respectfully towards you*
Aye. Before the dark times. Before the Woke Mind Virus.

>>211584873 (OP)
It's like rapid fire jokes every 10 seconds >>211585112

>>211586770
Probably to trap people who tried to follow her to find out what she was up to in her free time, she's not a very friendly person and isnt too discrete about her hatred towards Cuzco.

>>211585974
Why were you on Instagram?

>>211585004
hottie hot hottie

I haven't seen it yet but there's apparently a whole documentary about what a nightmare this movie was to make. Basically a whole plot and soundtrack they already did that had to get scrapped for some reason last minute. Yzma's villain song is kinda great, removing an Eartha Kitt musical number should be a crime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbIoa4zA9Vg

>Disney

>>211584993
>Cat girl yzma in kronks new groove

Whoa mama

>>211588378
Yes, and? Disney was good once, you know.

>>211588378
Disney used to be good, gen alpha faggot

>>211588940
>>211590483
>Disney was good
Yeah, in the 1930s

>>211587194
Love this little dude like you wouldn't believe

>>211585080
Elaborate on this.

>>211585380
In 2000 animators set things in brown countries because they thought it would be cool
In 2025 they set it in brown countries because they want to punish you specifically

>>211584943
>Titan A.E.
Pure slop

>>211585369
he isn't that funny at all. he was far better doing more serious work with the dry humor here and there. no idea where the fuck THAT david spade disappeared to

>>211585191
They released a show 5 years after the movie. It isn't as good.

>>211590907
it was supposed to be a more traditional lion king type movie where the kingdom of the sun is thrown into darkness, everyone has their own deep motivations, bla bla bla.
buddy road trip movie with more surface-level characters was far better kid's movie fare IMO.

>>211591046
if a show has that logo associated with it you know that a good third of it is going to be the same recycled plots and ideas and jokes as all disneys other sitcoms, animated or live action. Even if the show itself isn't by heart a sitcom, it WILL have a bunch of sitcom plots and jokes.

>>211584873 (OP)
Didn't Disney have no faith whatsoever in the movie, especially as it started out as a bad musical? So they left the creators alone so they could push it out and let it die. Best decision they made, no interference from executives.

>>211584873 (OP)
It's a brown character that's deeply flawed, which humanizes him even further.

It's also Disney's best movie because there's no romantic kitsch at all, it's about brotherhood.

I'd eat ze pill bug

>>211591147
>there's no romantic kitsch at all
damn there's really not a shred of it, is there? a married couple with a bunch of kids behaving exactly like that, basically, and that's it.

>>211584943
Titan AE was fucking garbage

>>211584993
"My spinach puffs!"

>>211584964
>wrong leveeeeeeeeerrrr!!
lmfao

>>211584993
Would have loved to hear Yzma’s cut villain song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fto13DyeyAQ

Great music.

>>211590907
See
>>211588211
It was meant to be a big epic production akin to Lion King

>>211591272
Hear ya go anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_hJxBUMuss

>>211591202
Yes, Pacha's scenes with his wife are like two minutes long and are played for laughs.

>>211591207
Indeed. It's a shit movie that people only remember for being one of the first animated movies of the century (June 2000)

>>211587194
Squickety squickety squicken

>>211584873 (OP)
It had the same director as this 1997 underrated gem

>>211591393
This movie made my sister a furry.

>>211591422
Is your sister hot

I really miss that era of Disney. Lilo & Stitch is still a great movie.

>>211591511
yeah usually, the fursuit doesn't have much airflow

>>211591527
Stitch's realization he's on a relatively underpopulated island is great. the scene where stitch reveals himself to nani is so good. David being this guy that tolerates the wierdest shit just because he's trying to get laid. the initial villains turning around and deciding the shit they're fucking with is way better than the shit they're used to... it's a great flick.

>>211591511
Does the pope shit in the woods?

>>211591537
heh

>>211591527
Chris Sanders is so massively horny all the time and you can just tell by the exquisite way he draws women.

>>211584918
>before the era of woke
if Mulan, Hunchback of Notre Dame, Pocahontas and Lilo & Stitch came out today you'd call it woke

>>211591694
I don’t entirely doubt it but the difference between woke and not is the fact that they show Nani constantly being a fuck up. That’s diversity done right in my opinion when characters are portrayed as human and not god like beings who do no wrong bevause there women and or brown. I hated pocohantos and hunch back as a kid so I can’t speak for them I haven’t seen them in nearly 30 years

>>211591694
No. Even though they feature brown or ugly characters, they still doing under the mainstream aesthetic.

Woke inherently means that the aesthetic must be subverted and destroyed, because neomarxists claim that the only way forward is to destroy all of society and make it anew, placing the "oppressed" on the top rungs on society artificially. This is why you end up with things like Bazz, where they're trying to find the intersectional inferior and elevating it.

>>211591527
I can't believe they censored this in such a dumbass way

>>211591863
Pizza boxes don't look like that. That is an oven.

>>211591863
>don't want to encourage kids hiding in a dryer
>lead them to the pizza oven instead

Since we're talking Disney, I just wanna say something: this movie isn't that great. Sure, it has good character designs, animation/aesthetics and music, but the storyline is contrived trash, the pacing is rushed, and the jokes are weak.

>>211585191
Kronk's New Groove is basically content for a mini-series spliced together as a movie.

>>211591863
The owners of Disney knows that the safest place is an oven

>>211592043
Opinion invalidated.

>>211592043
This is the worst post I've ever seen on this board, and that's saying a lot after 211 million posts.

>>211592100
>"I'm going to the party with someone else"
She was a bitch

>>211592345
You're just blinded by nostalgia

>>211584943
it was on par with Hercules

>>211584964
>The squirrel moves to pop the balloon
>OHSHIT.PNG
>He pops it
>Nothing happens
>Laugh out loud at him
>Wake up the animals
>FML.WEBP

>>211592043
will forever be bitter that my uncle took my older brother and cousins to see this movie when I was like 5 but I wasn’t allowed to go (I can’t remember why)

>>211584873 (OP)
It going from a serious drama several years in the making to elaborate shitpost (with heart) with a rushed and expensive production strangely in this case made the film better. I believe the animation team got to work on the Rhapsody in Blue segment of Fantasia 2000 during the shift, which was great. Them + the Cats Don’t Dance director was a good combo and everything just aligned. Choosing to put Eartha Kitt and Patrick Warburton together officially made it a masterpiece.

>>211592388
yeah kind of. Max was upfront and honest about how his dad is making him go on a stupid trip and how much it sucks. It’s not like he intentionally blew her off. What the fuck was her problem

>>211593137
lmfao
>Kronk communicates flawlessly through various squeaks and gibberish
that’s good shit

>>211593191
I once had sex with Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom

>>211584943
>Titan AE
Lmao

>>211591694
Correct. Anything else?

By literally runing a "Lion King" style film by 2 homosexuals at Disney so they had to rework everything and turn it into a buddy-film SNL comedy tier.

Watch "The Sweatbox" documentary in archive.org , great kino

>>211592043
I grew up on Extremely Goofy Movie which to me was always superior in every way. It also had banger fucking music. Listen to this shit. I can visualize the dude with the dreads dancing.
https://youtu.be/IWweHBpscDU

As a peruvian that is mostly native american I would never watch this kind of bullshit. Fuck you all putos and fuck all colonisers. Die you filthy scum

>>211593760
bait used to be believable

>>211593795
I'm from Peru and I'm mostly native American. And you are all filthy scum that obliterated the culture of my ancestors.

>>211593760
Very ungrateful. We’re taking the bowler hats back.

>>211591012
yeah good point. huh.

>>211588615
???

>>211593890
Is that why you're spending your time on a website made by colonizers? Speaking the colonizers' language? Fucking twat, go back to growing beans or sacrificing children to the Sun God or whatever the fuck you maggots do

>>211593890
shut up pussy

>>211584873 (OP)
It's a shame the next movie directed by Mark Dindal didn't turn out as funny

>that brief window of time where Disney actually made cool stuff that didn't feel like it was for little girls
What happened?

>>211594222
I miss when Disney used to throw one in for the boys once in a while. When was the last “boy” Disney movie? Big Hero 6? That was what like a decade ago?

>>211594222
Groove, Atlantis and Treasure Planet all bombed. Then John Carter bombed and Disney said fuck it, we’re buying Marvel and never making anything for lil boys again. Also little boys give all their money to legal gambling-er I mean gaming now.

>>211594503
>Then John Carter bombed and Disney said fuck it
Disney let it bomb on purpose to make way for the Star Wars sequels, as they just spent 4 billion on that and really wanted to recoup those costs.
Can't have another space opera franchise in its way

>>211591051
The movie was also so rushed it had no real script or story board, so they literally just made up whatever bullshit they thought was funny as they went.

>>211594503
Why did they buy two major boy properties, and immediately turn them into girl properties?

>>211591527
I want a nani gf and wife so bad its unreal

>>211593760
My best friend is 100% full blooded native peruvian and his extended family is still in a small shitty dirt village and he loves this movie so suck a penis and a cock and a dick

>>211584873 (OP)
Very short run time. It says what it wants to say and gets out of there.

>>211593152
you probably got caught doing something gay

>>211591694
no, because they aren't woke. we are at the tail end of a real period in media history where the people making movies got completely fucking owned by a big dumb egregore.
actually i take it back, pocahontas might have been a bit woke, it's very Noble Savage core

>>211591863
what the fuck

>>211594687
There might’ve been a regime change during production, which always leads to the new guys putting old productions they didn’t start on the pay no mind list. It’s been a while since I’ve read about the production. Changing the title last minute was pants on head retarded.
>>211594851
Hubris. And their evil plan did work for a decade, every Marvel up to Endgame was a hit and the first two NuWars made more money than god. It was a total soiboi cultural victory in the 10s.

>>211584873 (OP)
>72 minutes long (without credits)
I like how short it is. Doesn't overstay its welcome

>>211591863
When I was a kid my brother and I would climb in the dryer and intentionally have the other turn it on. Kids are such pussies now.

>>211584964
>i can speak squirrel
>ahem
>squeakity squeak... squeak squeakem
kronk is probably the best character disney ever wrote

>>211593760
>As a peruvian that is mostly native american
I'm guessing the residual part isnigger

>>211595186
Nah, Pocahontas is still ultimately "white people depicting and romanticizing natives" that's still vaguely chuddy

>that part during the chase back to the palace where they cross the chasm on a rope and cut it, the music builds as Yzma and Kronk put on goggles and prepare the wings on her carriage thingy, the music peaks as they sail into the air and then suddenly cuts out as they randomly get struck by lightning on a perfectly clear day

>>211595186
Noble Savage is unironically not woke in my opinion. It's basically white romanticising their adversary as some sort of worthy opponent. Woke depiction if them usually potray them as weak and defenseless.

>>211591177
Did South America have bamboo? I thought that originated from asia

>>211595186
>Pocahontas has an entire song about white people genociding natives
Come on… you know you’d call it woke

>>211598264
that song makes explicit effort to cut both ways, the indians call the white men savages too

>>211592043
this is a 10/10 compared to emperor's new slop.

>>211594078
Yzma is turned into a cat at the end of the first movie.

In the second movie (it wasn't very good) she still has cat ears and tail.

it's legitimately insane they cut Eartha Kitt's song

>>211587302
Yeah but then we got too much Kronk in the second movie and you know how that turned out. It's like adding salt to a dish

>>211593760
>>211593890
>Conquers by far the largest empire in New World
>Domesticates the only pack animals in the New World
>Somehow learns to write with rope of all things
>Actually figures out bronze
>Was first indigenous (rump) state to adopt Euro arms and tactics
Why seethe, Inca bros, like your victims? Your glorious empire lost to another glorious empire. Many such cases. Move on.

>>211600132
nta ok you actually made me feel better

i might be an idiot but i never noticed the candle joke

>>211590965
>>211591207
>>211593337
Whats wrong with Titan AE? I thought it was decent.

>>211600346
One other thing I left out because there no hard evidence that I know of, but it's fun to think about
>One of the previous Sapa Incas leads an expedition into the Pacific Ocean in search of new lands.
>Legends say he returned with exotic captives and animal skins

>>211600586
I think the secret novelty of this movie that it's sprinkled to the brim with 'small detail jokes' and noticing them and kek'ing loudly is part of the appeal

>>211600814
NTA but I assume you’re referring to the tales of Tupac Yupanqui who is believed to have landed on the Polynesian islands during the expansion of the Inca empire. It’s still debated to this day how they would have been able to pull this off since they were still stuck with the reed and balsa rafts introduced by the Moche and Chimu cultures located in the northern coast of Peru.

>>211591863
Statistcally, how many kids have went into dryers? Was this really a needed change? Why is Disney such bitches?

>>211598264
>>211598612
And it's a banger too

>>211600132
>build impressive architecture in the second highest mountain range in the world
>incredible masonry
The Incas were on another level

>>211602242
it consists entirely of adults who identify with the children in the movies. rumors about "that one kids who went in a dryer and died" spread like wildfire among them

Conmemerative llama strout

>>211602352
>Cyclopean masonry
>But on top a mountain
My back hurts just thinking about it.

>>211602352
Indeed, each stone is perfectly laid on top of each other that there are no gaps of any kind and thus, not even a piece of paper can be inserted between them. It has stood the test of time for hundreds of years even after many earthquakes that have devastated the region.

>>211602352
only half as interesting as their sophisticated terrace farming

>>211602352
They literally had nothing else to do.
Also wouldn't using non-uniform bricks be easier?
You just have to shape that bitch to fit on the spot. It isn't like they were designing them in CAD and meeting exact specifications.

>>211600132
They also didn't exist in a vaccuum, there's a slew of ancient civilizations in the area that built atop another

>>211600132
>>Somehow learns to write with rope of all things
Sadly we’ll never know what each knot of the ropes tried to represent, but there are some theories that point out that it was related to some sort of numerical system for agricultural purposes. The only people who had such knowledge are said to have died due to the diseases brought by the Spaniards afterwards, while the remaining Inca loyalists took refuge with Manco Inca in the deep rainforest of Cuzco, never to be seen again.

>>211588615
>That baking scene in Kronk's new groove

How did disney get away with it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXfkRJwCP44

>>211593271
Yeah, but who didn't?

>>211584943
yeah this movie was always a huge step down from classic 90s disney

Why do people like this movie? It's so contrived and frustrating

>>211602483
Why would adults identify with the children? I have yet to have ever heard about someone not seeing their kid in the dryer or it automatically turning on and them dying. I remember this one video of some black couple putting their kid in the washer/dryer for the lulz and it getting locked, but got them out.

Another thing is the 9/11 plane, I mean I get it happening recently to the release of the movie, but I don't get how they feel as though people seeing the original scene that people are gonna have some hate or some kinda ptsd seeing a plane and tower next to each other. Would it really trigger something in someone to just have a plane flying around? Are people that SAWFT and any amount of complaining that people will bend the knee that easily?

>you got that sweety?
>three oinkers wearing pants, plate of hot air, basket of grandma's breakfast and change the bull to a gill, got it.

>>211584943
It was originally supposed to be a musical called "Kingdom of the Sun" but I think the success of Shrek changed its development direction.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbIoa4zA9Vg

>>211604854
because they never properly grew up. they have no children of their own, if they have siblings at all, they too have no children. it's a generation of people who remain the babies of their family, and plan to until their death

>>211605014
>but I think the success of Shrek changed its development direction
except that Shrek premiered 5 months after Groove

>>211605103
Who ever they are getting for these tests screenings for the films are complete cancer, I can only imagine the animators having to go back and changing slight details just because some Disney adult kid is over thinking possibilities of what a kid might do and yes kids are dumb, but I think a kid going into a dryer/washer is definitley a lack of parenting and supervision, but what does it matter just a dude ranting about some stoopid Disney movie scene.

>>211605517
it's too late, the animators are themselves now exclusively sufferers of peter pan syndrome. there's nothing to do but wait for it to collapse and pray that whatever replaces it is better

>>211594851
They thought boys would remain locked into those two properties no matter what they did and thought pandering to girls could get them even more money.

>>211605568
How are the animators suffering from peter pan syndrome? They are just draw monkeys, they got no say about it.

>>211592388
>>211593204
It's called being young, dumb and wanting to be filled with cum

>>>/co/

>>211605671
It's this. It's the same problem Marvel Comics experienced when they made All New All Different. It's weird how MCU keeps making all the same mistakes the comics made.

>>211601462
>the plant Yzma dumps her poisoned drink into turns llama-shaped in the next shot, right as Kuzco is transforming

>teaching kids to poison people you don't like
grimm

>>211603554
No motherfucker it means each piece is custom handfit after being carried up a mountain. It yields great results but is far too labor intensive and is why the modern age uses preforms

>>211606242
Still a film faggot

>1997: Hercules
>1998: Mulan
>1999: Tarzan
>2000: Fantasia sequel, The Emperor's New Groove
>2001: Atlantis The Lost Empire
>2002: Lilo & Stitch, Treasure Planet

Good times

>>211604326
It just goes on and on....

>>211584873 (OP)
they had the balls to say "hey this script fucking sucks, change almost everything about it"
movies are so bland nowadays because everyone's too scared to give actual criticism

>>211584873 (OP)
i have never watched this but recognized it's popularity. did it age well? should i watch it?

>>211591863
>it's actually an old change for the UK release
fucking brits, man

>>211591669
I think him and R Crumb might share a taste lol

(along with Gauguin).

>>211607866
>did it age well?
You clearly didn't if you're considering watching a Disney movie by yourself

>>211591393
I had this on vhs I loved this shit

>>211608273
Good disney movies can be watched by all ages? That was their whole thing.

>>211605671
Then they're fucking stupid.
Young boys with no major personal connection to Star Wars, aren't going to lock in to a franchise that predominantly stars women. That stands to reason.

>>211584873 (OP)
for starters, the lead character was a piece of shit at the beginning of the movie, so across his adventure he actually goes through a learning arc to become a good person and a good leader for his people.
something as simple as that is impossible for modern writers to do, look at that new pixar movie, elio, his design, the cast and the setup were all planned first to be inclusive and to not anger any demographic, which means removing any potential for growth from elio, turning the whole thing into a bland and forgettable project.

>>211584873 (OP)


reminder this age is over and (((disney))) will never shart out a new good animation from the asses of their dyke and gay writers

>>211603448
Thanks chatgpt!

>>211591393
I always pictured butler from artemis fowl like a nicer version of the evil butler in this movie

>>211607014
Nah those were definitely the dark times. Lion King was probably their last banger for a bit and then there was a 10 year drought

>>211584964
hes literally me

>>211591863
Pizza, you say?

>>211593890
Do something about it pussy. You get subjugated because you deserve it.

>>211610352
come to think of it, he probably inspired my mental image of Butler too. i think mixed with, like, Lurch from the Addams Family

>>211610520
It's not that dire. That list is mostly flawed gems, the worst of them is infinitely more admirable than anything Disney has released in the last ten years. And a couple of them are outright great

>>211609100
>should my character be flawed?
>no, it's the world that misunderstands them

>>211584918
Helps the actors were mostly white so we didn't have to hear stupid brown accents

>>211609100

>>211598876
Goofy the nigger movie

>>211587380
dont be disingenuous you looney lefty

>>211611752
there's nothing requiring Disney to be like this, it's entirely a function of the people they have in the writing room right now. they made plenty of adventurous films beloved by all sorts of kids before they filled their staff with blob people

>>211595632
That's exactly what Noble Savage means, you dipshit. You just retreaded his post.

>>211607866
Watched it recently with my kids. They loved it. Agreed well since it's just slapstick comedy

>>211611959
I think they're leaning into the wrong parts of what made them successful, and now they're also more risk averse and appealing to the types of parents who would pay for this stuff. They also have a brand and reputation around making cute inoffensive movies, so they do this with even boy-related stuff despite it generally not appealing to boys

>>211611959
giving them the benefit of the doubt regarding any ideological cult mentality, I see it first as a money issue instead, they bloat their budgets too much and with the money, they have to get the retarded executive producer meddling with the creative process. too much money, too many retarded people getting cold feet about everything, ending up with a project having all of its potential, voice and risks removed, in favor of a safer, sanitized and non offensive setup.

>>211612295
nah, there are lots of companies where that's a valid criticism, but disney has always been a high production cost firm. hand animation has always been a pricy medium. they just genuinely lack quality talent right now

Been watching The mysterious cities of gold with my kids. The inca's seemed pretty cool.

Zia is cute. Cute!

>>211600638
They're fags. Decent is a good way to describe it. It has Smash Mouth, and it's just cool.

>>211613378
it's got a hole in it somewhere. idk what the problem is precisely, but the fact that i watched it as a kid and basically never thought about it at all afterward suggests it's missing something vital

>>211591177
I always felt hungry watching this

The Playstation 1 came prepackaged with this and final fantasy 9. Fantastic Xmas present. The game was decent for a movie tie in. My wampii¡!!!!

>>211591694
they are woke, people just didn't recognize it back then.

HAHAHA ZOOMERS WILL NEVER KNOW THIS KINO

>>211584873 (OP)
It felt like it wrapped up too quickly, couldve been another 20 minutes easily

>>211614079
Nah. 72 minutes was enough

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A LLAMA

>>211598116
Still does, yes. But even if they didn't, I don't think they had 50's diners either.

>>211614259
it's a matter of verisimilitude. anachronism is played for laughs, things which aren't native to the setting and also aren't highlighted as a joke stick out

>>211591325
No wonder they cut it since it doesn't make a lick of sense for the story they ended up going with, but damn, not having Eartha Kitt sing was a crime. Absolute queen.

>>211614400
they really should have found some way not to waster her talent, she was so good

>>211611752
Why did you screenshot this post?

>>211614719
it's apt

>let me guess you have a good personality

>>211584873 (OP)

>>211585004
The only part of the show I remember is when a Spanish exchange student shows up. Kusco doesn't like him and starts getting suspicious of him, with the show seeming to imply that Kusco is in the wrong for just being jealous, if I remember right.
But historically speaking, all of them would be absolutely right to distrust this guy.

>>211584873 (OP)
No idea. First animated shit post movie for sure

Good trailer
https://youtu.be/vjlPrTzOPUI?feature=shared

>>211617274
bruh, bakshi made an entire career off putting out animated shitposts

>>211584873 (OP)
Disney last great movie, everything has been downhill ever since.

>>211584873 (OP)
Patrick Warburton was involved. The man has never not been funny

>>211591694
My dad certainly scoffed at Pocahontas but not Emperor's New Groove or Lilo and Stitch.

>>211617463
fucking kike just put out his Talmudic beliefs on screen, it doesn't count

>>211613587
Parts of it lingered in my brain until I figured out what movie I was recalling.
It definitely has holes, but I could probably watch it once a month without getting sick of it.

>be disney
>fuck up artemis fowl
>there is no slow burn scene in the movie where butler runs past a suit of armor and stops
>cut to 6 foot 5 butler in armor with a mace beating the shit out of a troll

man its literally best scene in the entire series and they dont include it

>>211608962
He said by yourself. They're family movies.

>>211584918
Just admit that you have been radicalized

>>211584873 (OP)
This was Disney going full Looney Tunes and it actually worked

>>211585112
genuinely, how did Disney make such kino? no film before or after (maybe Lilo and Stitch ) was as funny

>>211594178
It's funny in a ironic way to zoomers

>>211594372
I don't know what exactly counts as a boy movie, but I guess Coco if you count pixar?

>>211584873 (OP)
the movie had an extremely tumultuous writing process and was rewritten multiple times. its a completely diff film than was original planned check out the doc about it

good movie btw

>>211586002
it doesnt overstay its welcome

>>211584943
I think it's cause it's very small scale drama compared to other Disney Renaissance films. Like if David Mamet wrote a Disney flick.

>>211598116
Of course, whole forests of it even, but it's a different species and almost never called bamboo by the locals.

>>211592043
I agree.
>>211598876
I watched both recently and it really isn't.

>>211584943
>but it feels like a made for tv material
Because it was David Spade and John Goodman. Sure they've done lots of movies but in the 90s they were also on likely more recognizable from their sitcoms. Spade had Just Shoot Me and Goodman had Roseanne.

>>211605183
Shrek is just so influential that it warps space time and inverses causality.

>>211591393
>babysitter takes brothers and I to movie theater
>it's Cats Don't Dance
>only ones in theater
>babysitter starts a food fight with us
>almost get kicked out
Kino experience

>>211595546
The dryer and behind the freezer were the best hiding places in the house for Hide n Seek.
>brothers and I playing hide n seek one day
>little brother is "it"
>hide in dryer
>lil bro starts crying because can't find us
>decide to surprise/spook him
>kick dryer door open
>door smacks him square in the nose
>cries become screams
>get spanked and put in timeout

Why did it bomb?

>>211585974
That didnt happen

>>211591756
>neomarxists claim that the only way forward is to destroy all of society and make it anew,
Can you show me an example of anyone saying this?

>>211584943
New Groove was originally an entirely different movie that they just threw in the trash halfway through production and quickly threw this version together. So it makes sense that it feels a little cheaper and smaller than those other movies

>>211606343
They're just following the canon source material :^)

>>211624557
He meant cultural marxism

>>211584873 (OP)

>>211584873 (OP)
Title makes no sense to me. Something about a him turning into a llama or something. Muh ancient Americas. That's all I know, so no reason/motivation to ever watch it.

Don't blame me. Blame Disney's shitty marketing.

>>211624729
Not really. Some of the comics changes were made by feige before getting movies for them made. It's the most retarded move ever, since they could instead make movies based on the most popular stories already published years prior

>>211626171
Elaine... need your keys.

>>211585004
Xochitl?

>>211591694
they wouldn't come out today you stupid grifting nigger

>>211621362
sweet tranny tears
nobody likes your kind, people simply tolerate you to keep you off their backs

What about Bartok

>>211585112
>that's it
>*pumps fork*
>she's going down

>>211584873 (OP)
This movie was my first PS2 game

>>211584918
b a s e d

>>211591694
We don't have to guess. Mulan did come out, and Norte Dame was redone. Both were soulless turgid dogshit. They were remade woke where the woman poc was a soulless omnipotent mary sue.

>>211609100
people with no life experience, grown in their bedrooms and college, are running these companies... mostly... now.

>>211584873 (OP)
historically dishonest

>>211591046
I remember watching a single episode of this as a kid because I loved the movie and thinking "I go to school every day and hate it I don't want to watch a cartoon about going to school"

>>211598876
BASED

>>211584943
That’s due to more serious and dramatic direction rather than quality. Hence why you mentioned garbage flops like Titan A.E and Ph*roah wank in the same vein as kino like Lion King

>>211614400
They gave her a song in Kronk's New Groove at least.

>>211585004
No it was not, having him go back to school made no sense

It has one of the best songs Sting has ever written playing over the credits.

In the quiet time of evening
When the stars assume their patterns
And the day has made his journey
And we wondered just what happened
To the life we knew before the world changed
When not a thing I held was true
But you were kind to me
And you reminded me...
That the world is not my playground
There are other things that matter
And when a simple needs protecting
My illusions all would shatter
But you stayed in my corner
The only world I knew was upside down
And now the world and me, I know you carry me

>>211632204
This is exactly why all of Disney and Pixar’s movies focus on “muh generation trauma” lately. These “writers” haven’t lived life, they have no life experience, they have NOTHING to write about, NO stories to tell. Which is why the keep defaulting on “muh mommy and daddy didn’t understand me!!”

>>211624455
It didn't. Treasure Planet bombed, this only had a very underwhelming box-office performance.

>Chicken Run
>The Emperor's New Groove
>Shrek
>Atlantis: The Lost Empire
>Monsters, Inc.
>Ice Age
>Lilo & Stitch
>Finding Nemo
>Brother Bear
>Shrek 2
>Shark Tale
>The Incredibles
>The Polar Express
>Robots
>Madagascar
>Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
>Chicken Little

2000-2005 western animation movies that grossed more than 150 million worldwide

>>211636168
Your point?

>>211636168
As you can see, movies with a cult following like The Road to El Dorado, Titan A.E., Treasure Planet, and Corpse Bride aren't included

>>211636168
People can mock Shark Tale all they want nowadays, but it was very successful in 2004

>>211591694
>modern disney
>making kino
Doubtful

Emperor's New Groove and Atlantis weren't flops. They just didn't perform as well as they hoped. Treasure Planet was a flop tho.

>that jump cut to the old man getting thrown out

>>211584873 (OP)
Just like Space Jam, it's a comedy movie that quickly/smoothly accomplishes what it sets out to do, and then gets the hell out before overstaying its welcome.

>>211587772
You meant discreet here, but discrete is another word (like, to describe something “distinctly separated” or something like that). The latter is isn’t used often but it’ll still trick autocorrect into letting you fuck yourself

Love the facial expressions in this film

>>211591863
How is hiding in an oven any better?

Did the TV show have to run the "pull the lever" joke into the ground?
https://youtu.be/i3s_kyeDzgg?si=7cx0P7rQ5-6W2Wjy

>>211591527
There’s no way you wouldn’t hear a grown woman climb onto a dryer.

>>211637339
No one asked, grammar nazi

>>211591527
>this was affordable in Hawaii on a single waitress salary in 2003

>>211637720
2002

Is Kronk a traditional Peruvian name?

It sucks when a good animation movie is run into the ground with sequels (either theatrical or home video) and TV shows, especially if they aren't as good as the original movie.

>>211638057
Treasure Planet is one of the few Disney movies that avoided that fate. Obviously because it flopped.

>>211586002
Does it need to be longer?

>>211638241
Treasure Planet and Atlantis both deserved to do better but I'm glad modern Disney doesn't seem to have them in their sights to remake live action anytime soon. Modern Disney would shit them both up so fucking much.

>>211636313
I guarantee it's that fucking "shrek 2 is the worst movie ever made" loser that always starts off by posting unrelated wikipedia shit

It's called a cruel irony. Like my dependence on you.

soiboi thread

>>211584918
It took place in South America ipso facto they were aztec people. If it was made now they’d all be live action niggers leaping around.

>>211584993
Elaine and Putty.

>>211584873 (OP)
In no way is this movie a 10/10
It's cute and funny but people really hype it the fuck up when it's just a mediocre comedy

i remember being like 9 years old and seeing behind the scenes snippets of Emperor's New Groove on the disney channel in between episodes of Boy Meets World. Simpler times.

>>211639063
It’s a 9/10

>>211593760
Paint your fucking house

>>211639002
>south america
>aztec people

>>211639002
All racists are morons and you're proof of it.

>>211639691
>people who notice patterns and act accordingly are morons

>>211639997
Did you notice that aztec people aren't from south america yet?

>>211637720
wasn't this inherited tho?

>>211640032
did you notice that i built a time machine and traveled back in time to when you were 6 years old and raped you and shot a huge load inside your tight little doodoo hole until it was leaking out?

>>211584873 (OP)
Who fucking watched this Disney slop? As a kid I would get angry if my little sister wasted a rental on dog shit like The Lion King or Aladdin. What kind of enormous faggots watched Emperors New Groove as a kid? Were you molested or something?

>>211636168
>only 4 of them are 2D animated
Grim

>>211595546
Nigga kids nowadays will put their lives in danger for a TikTok challenge

>>211634690
Sounds like the average NEET on 4chan

>>211584873 (OP)
David spade has a great voice. Im surprised he never did cartoons

>>211602103
I recently read Kon-Tiki which was about this. In the late 40s six Nords and a parrot sailed a balsa raft from Peru to the Polynesian islands to prove it could be done. It's a great read.
Then in the 70s the same guy sailed an Egyptian papayrus boat across the Atlantic to the Americas