Cringelina edition

/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Jin says he is NOT posting in these threads
-- Asmongold mentioned Fishtank for 0.3 seconds https://x.com/BasedInvesting/status/1934757854252290347
-- Kicking Jin has brought more attention to the Marky scandal
-- Eleanor is beautiful
-- Jet used to post on /r9k/ and it's very embarrassing and shameful! Wow, what a FAGGOT!

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Previous: >>211584150

So..APPARENTLY ANGELICA WAS A PROSTITUTE AND CONVICTED FOR IT???

GUYS???

Why isn't Trump attacking Iran? Why is he such a weak little Taco?

Japanese bunda

Fishtank Live Season 4 Concerns from a Fan Who Cares

I’m writing this not to hate on it, but because I genuinely love this show and care about it's future, because there is nothing that is similar. And I don’t want to see it slowly eat itself from the inside.

https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1ldiga7/fishtank_live_season_4_concerns_from_a_fan_who/

PRODUCTION / BEN & JET

The constant interference from Ben and Jet is dragging the vibe down. The only funny thing they’ve done so far was the smoking under the bed bit.
Mints had maybe one or two funny moments, but overall also feels unnecessary.

Ben at least had a reason to be there in Season 3 (his “character” and all), but not this season. The constant camera crew inside the rooms ruins the whole point of Fishtank and it kills immersion. Also, the scenes are „for the most part” absolutely trash to watch live, (and probably in the edit too). When doing the ones where they try to make a normal scene, everyone knows they are scripted, in S3 it was funny in the beginning to fuck with them into thinking that they are faking a Reality TV show but after the bit was up why continue AND why do it in S4 where it has nothing to add of value for any viewer. The only scene that can make sense where for example the Army thing they did today (Day 4) this is fine but the rest, man.

SAM

Sam feels completely pointless this season.
He’s not playing a character, barely interacts on stream or socials, and could literally not be there and nothing would change. Same as late Season 2 is working out alone, contributing nothing entertaining for the majority of the time. Why even bother being there.
THE HOUSE

This house is the weakest one yet.
Season 2’s house had a real personality and a theme. Season 3 had at LEAST a theme to it, but this feels empty, and going back to the s1 house and adding nothing is lazy.

The only thing that they just brought, back was the Doghouse (without a fucking house).

(1/2)

I miss when I liked Sam.

>>211585684
You need to do that to yourself right now. Kill yourself with whatever you have available. I'm telling you to cut your wrists and hang yourself from your doorknob because I know that you'll easily have access to that. Since you're a faggot freak of nature I know that you probably aren't allowed to have a gun. If you have one you should put it at the roof of your mouth and aim for your brain stem. If you have anything else available that you can kill yourself with, tell me what you're working with and I can get more creative. Don't ever talk about that summer with my sister ever again.

>>211585700
What's made you dislike him?

>>211585697
(2/2)

What’s with the rainbow stripes? If they don’t have some meaning or twist later, they have added literally nothing this season that’s new.
CONTENT

And without any significant twist revealed so far, S4 has nothing to it other than its contestants, and honestly Fucking with Rachel for days on end will not fulfill this season.

Challenges in S1 and S2 had actually fun and weird things thrown in. S4 feels low-effort in comparison.

The Newspaper also is boring for everybody and will get even staler from day to day.
ADS??

Why do I have to see ads even when I pay for a Season Pass in Director mode on the website?
Seriously?
POSITIVES?

THE ONLY Positive things I can even think of are the new transitions in Director mode and the animation when the fish got introduced (could also have been a cool introduction for another of Sams characters IF HE WAS PLAYING ONE),
SUGGESTIONS

Just put up a Suggestions Board somewhere.
Fans would flood it with good ideas. Challenges, Doghouse Fights, house twists, whatever. Literally thousands of usable things. But the egos in Production probably won't let that happen.

Even just improving the Doghouse fights would help. Right now they clearly can’t come up with anything creative themselves.
FINAL THOUGHTS

I love this show. I’m not here to shit on it. But watching it rot from the inside when it could so easily be better just by doing what worked when going from S1 to S2, or trying something new with S3.

this is just feels like cash grab so Jet can make his Bloodgames 2,

(Unpopular opinion: I gave Bloodgames a try but it's not at all my thing.)
TL;DR:

S4 feels lifeless. Let the fish alone again. Add twists. Add new house personality. Fix the challenges. Use Sam for something. And stop shoving Production into the scenes.

>>211585697
How bad is your life that you give a shit about this two bit ripoff dogshit internet stream

Like and re-tweet please - Haeley CryoKeen

https://x.com/cryo2052/status/1934921233109565584?t=xnwOkncO4PsiG80gHlHHlw&s=19

Sam Hyde FUCKED a 15 year old girl at 29 after grooming her and moving her over State lines and kicks anyone off the show that talks about having interest in anyone under 18 to cover up for the fact HE ILLGEALLY FUCKED A CHILD

That is all, thank you.

She looks a LOT like that Facialabuse girl, same energy.

I REALLY NEED AN ANSWER ON THE ANGELICA PROSTITUTE THING

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?

>>211585722
you're just racist.

fishtank has now officially become
BBCtank
in the honor of jet neptunes dad

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/42417328/#42418177

>>211585719
In my country 15 is legal, lol

>>211585734
>>>/lgbt/

Jet neptunes mom did hardcore porn and had big fake tits

>>211585722
Ellie is easily the most attractive fish they've ever had.

How the fuck is big hog able to fall asleep mid activity? last time she was eating and fell asleep, this time she was searching her food drawer and fell asleep... how???

>>211585687
What a lovely brapper.

>>211585731
all namefags are so fucking unbearable stop posting already you 50 year old faggot nigger

>>211585734
Johnny is a good dad

does Ellie not have IG or did nobody find it yet?

A literal sheboon is smarter than you

>>211585761
She is not getting a normal amount of oxygen to her brain. Which is why she also passes out while sitting upright. Her drug cocktail also gives her energy fluctuations as well.

>>211585761
when you are fat and hit your head a lot anything is possible

>>211585788
shut the fuck up. it gets posted every single thread. it's private

Guys... they are figuring out sam's secret... uh oh how will he react!?

>>211585695
From what I've seen she's straight up psychotic now. Do wiggers not realize what a liability she is? If she kill herself (and there's a very real chance she does) Fishtank is just over.

>>211585769

That what your mother told you earlier?

>>211585753
and in his country is legal to shoot a gun in your head,
lol

>>211585792
Isn't that the nig who lied about Jimmy raping her lmao

its even worse them cole because there is no ambiguity about it. jin didnt want to leave they unceremoniously kicked him off screen when the dynamic of the house was starting to shape up. they couldnt even come up with a bullshit rigged elimination challenge or only target and focus him. no payoff.

>>211585797
ok but i need the name please nigger

>>211585801
>Fishtank is just over.
Good.

>>211585809
>lied
Hi Jimmy

hopes dreams and expectations for today?

braces on adult women is klaus coded

>>211585815

It's set to private and there is 1 post.

Its pointless as of right now.

Why was Jin kicked? He was the only content creator?! Are they fckn retarded??????

What the fuck was Sam's end goal? Why cultivate a fanbase of neurotic moralfags who sperg out at "muh degeneracy" when you have such skeletons in your closet?

How does this help move the culture and our politics forward if we can't admit that we all do fucked up things, and move forward? Why are Americans so damn unforgiving and moralistic in public but total degenerates in their private lives?

I admire uh what is it Scandanavian style of prisons? Like people actually get reformed and serve time and then get out. In the USA we just PUNISH people like sometimes that works but often it just drives people to hide their dark experiences so they can come out later.

These "programz" i see louisiana public streams obviously don't work very well

Cucumber Feet - Day 4 | Fishtank Live Season 4 Recap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wgxvEUEDTY

>>211585714
I don't care abt the Marky stuff really because I think that only matters if you believe he is a actively still seeking out teenagers and I don't. I just wish he was more honest, like he used to be a degenerate sex guy, loud & proud atheist and libertarian instead of a Trump grifter. He could just approach the things he preaches with a lot more honesty if he acknowledged who he used to be or thought himself out of the bipartisan way of discussing politics. Every podcast, every stream, every episode of his new talk show, every fishtank appearance he's just so fucking bitter man he's angry all the time. I remember years ago maybe like 2018 he made a Hydewars on how you can train your brain to survive on "toxic waste battery acid" and what he was describing was how he acts now, complete apathy and rage.

>>211585814
trust the neptunian kino he will be back for part 2

>>211585825
Could you show me some proof then? Around the time it happened the consensus was that she was an attention whore so I legit dont know. Go ahead and fill me in

>>211585829

>>211585833
>Are they fckn retarded??????
do you have to ask?

>>211585714
The roids abuse desu

>>211585830
then its obviously not her real IG

do you think a zoomer girl has only 1 post on her IG?

>>211585809

>>211585799
It would not surprise me if the wigger crew don't know what the streisand effect is.

>>211585799
>>211585308
>>211585567
>>211585539
long term victory
we won, wiggers lost

Imagine trying to force yourself to give a fuck about some little hapa boy named "Rin" (gay name) because you nutted in a random Asian bitch. Sam has all the obligation of fatherhood with none of the benefits. He has to pay money to some Asian broad for child support but doesn't get the love and dedication of a Trad housewife. He has no marriage but he has to force himself to give a fuck about his gook spawn. Absolute existential hell, evidenced by the fact he was absent from the show on Father's Day and then returned seething and malding. He preaches trad larp and Christianity but has a child out of wedlock and is a race mixer LMFAO KWAB

>>211585734
BURT IMREGNATED JETS MOM
AND HIS DAD WATCHED HIM DO IT

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/42751327/#42752914

>>211585842
its the roids, my friend takes them too and he told me he is always angry and really horny since taking them.

>>211585828
cool clods stream at some point

>>211585842
You think he should just be honest about being a cringe pedo faggot nigger grifter fake phony poser bastard clown?

>>211585850

>>211585847
Jimmy fucked her when she was sleeping, he's not even denying that.

>>211585761
The final boss of the morgue.
She's carrying Mauro's torch.

>>211585847
Yeah here let me show you Shadi's bruised vagina

OMG HE MARKYPOSTED
I'm pissing and shitting my pants right now
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>211585856
that is an amazing image

>>211585792
Rare Shadi W

>>211585853
she probably only posts on her stories she doesn't have many friends

Reminder that whiteboy New-England trust fund art-college WASP mayo-monkey Sam literally believes that as an "artist" he has to live among niggers, homeless, and druggies in the Providence ghetto.

How is this different from what leftist college kids like Smack are doing?

>>211585828
>hopes
None
>dreams
dead
>expectations
low but I have faith the wigger crew will disappoint in spite of that

>>211585869

>>211585878
this but unironically

Bex isn't a lesbian?
When did that happen?
Did I fall into another universe

>>211585869
WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT

>>211585833
He was dropping Jet r9k lore and had no fear of production. He knows everything and he was gaining momentum. They knew where it was headed.

>>211585858
he has at least 3 kids with 3 different woman

he never sees his kids hes just an ATM for the women
his Christian larp is so ironic tho

>>211585886
is this real lmfao

>>211585868
YEAH ACTUALLY it'd make his talking points a lot more interesting if he could talk about everything through the lens of how he acted in his 20s

this nigga is so fucking annoying.

kill all namefags

>>211585895
Shame
>>211585833
>Content creator
I didn't know that. Whats he do?

>>211585719

she was actually 13 when he started grooming her and at 14 he anally sodomized her to the point she started bleeding from her nose. sam hyde is a fucked up individual and has gotten away with it

>>211585900
Yes, quickly deleted after Bill Ottman DMd him.

>>211585869
now this is some good shit

>>211585908
Good to know Skull, ty sir

>>211585900
Yes, but he deleted it. Benleaks made him sperg out so hard he did that.

Jincels... reddit chads are shit testing us... our response?

Does anyone else find it hilarious that Burt legitimately cannot understand morality and instead says things are bad because they're "problematic" aka other people think they're bad? He overuses the world problematic so much I actually believe this

>>211585914

For real. Now we need some of her barefoot and my life will be complete

>>211585920
The modern MDE audience can't handle a true oldfag spirit.

>>211585893
She is. Doing a coon dance doesn't change that.

>>211585903
KAW

>>211585920
This LusterDiamond chap has never had a girlfriend in his life and it shows.

BREAKING:

Iranian ballistics are hitting Tel Aviv right now, during daylight

someone completely unrelated to hyde's autismverse should scoop up all the most mentally competent banned members of previous seasons and make a bannedhouse show just a one-shot and the advertising it's just how kuhrayzee and unexpected it will be
minimal crew interference
maximal paypig interference with gags, secrets, noises, door locking, etc
set on a houseboat in international waters, light to no censorship of fish or TTSes
fish only removed for actual mental breakdowns or medical problems or if they like seriously assault someone else
the women can sign up to wear a lovense during certain hours or even to swap them in 24/7 and sleep with one and so on
the more hours you wear them the higher the share of the lovense donations you keep
they intentionally are loud and paired with playing sounds in the room you're in or housewide so the housemates know she's getting vibrated if she tries to hide it
if they don't have enough candidates just fill in with edgy camgirls
imagine

>>211585886
sam voted for it, he was happy with those money they were making on him

>>211585920
kys

>>211585869

Bro where did you find that

yo stop talking about jet's sister it's mad weird

Aryeh's been asleep for 10 hours

>>211585943
The show is saved!

this nigga thinks those pics are ellie. lmao

>>211585850

imagine youre a father and you have a daughter in florida

id killmyself

>>211585943
Iranian ballistics are nontent

>>211585943
Finally, some good fucking food...

It's almost day 5. Jin was sick when he got to the house. Ellie was coughing this morning. Direnc is coughing in the dog house. Average covid incubation period is 5 days. Covid 2 is coming.

>>211585858
Rin being alive isn't confirmed. probs died. chill out. Sam doesn't have time to be supporting a kid and it's obvious it died.

HAH-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAH!

>>211585967

Bill do you have any photos of Ellie barefoot, in sandals or flip-flops?

I will give you my 1st born son if you post.

>>211585946
Claire is on the job. Give her time.

>>211585893

She's in a throuple with her bff (female) and a goth girl

>>211585896
proof

>>211585920
How would the modern MDE audience react if they find out this was posted by jets dad
would it change how they view wholesome chungus burt
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/41848523/#41852177

>>211585943
AWESOME SAUCE!

>>211585753
In my country 16 is legal, but generally speaking if you are 25 going after 16 year olds you are going to get beaten to a pulp

>>211585920
haha, you're funny dudes but....but you're really getting on my nerves....you're being a Jet....and we we love Jet but you're being such a Jet....and I'm sorry for getting heated with you but just don't test me, okay?

>>211585869
imagine being an explorer spending years on a ship and just after coming ashore to a tropical paradise you find this giggling and daintily running to the jungle....

>>211585988
>Claire is on the job.
oh so it will never move past the talking phase

>>211585788
https://www.instagram.com/noided.e/
https://www.tiktok.com/@smegmaoverlord
Both priavte, now stop fucking asking

>>211585941
i think it's gpt but can't be sure with redditors as i mentioned last thread

Iran not having nukes is like Israel having the immunity totem

>>211586012

i'm from norway and teen girls loosing their virginity to guys in their 20s is the norm here

>>211585920
This feels too performative.

>Season 4 didn't even last a full week.
Maybe it's time to retire the Fishtank formula, Jet? This isn't Big Brother and you can't even run a knock off without it breaking apart.
Maybe going back to read superchats is up to your speed.

>>211586012
This is the cast in most of Europe where the age of consent is 15/16.
Only in America are people like "My daughter is 18 now mr black football player, she's legal for you".

>>211585769
So true. Its why Jin was kicked (Jet the namefag)

>>211585799
Nobody wanted to say shit like this when the retarded Brandon thing happened for some reason

>>211585988
it needs to be a man
women can't understand the exact situations and nuances and extent to which men want to see women get masturbated and squirt pee and be embarrassed and throb and thrash in pleasure

30 y/o so obsessed with Ellie they'll believe anything about her being an OF plant

>>211586000
If you tried digging half as deep into a vagina as balls deep you're in desuarchives you might actually find someone who cares about you.

>>211586035

>>211586038
No? i'm also from norway and most girls lose it around 14-16 look up the statistics instead of having bias bubble.

>>211586038
Nordcuck dads are too drunk or gay to care?

>>211585869

Sauce

>>211586040
Remember when Jet got fired from Scuffed because Nick’s wife didn’t want this freak at the house? Good times.

>>211586050
Guys, its up! www.onlyfans.com/ellieftl

>>211586018
I believe she'll put down the bottle a d link up with Mauro one of these days.
Claudiahouse soon... fingers crossed.

>>211586046
Because Brandon was a creep, and Jin is actually likeable.

nobody can prove sam has kids kek

>>211585986
Jet, you have a son?

The show has always been 4chan: The TV Show Starring Sam Hyde. Sure, kicking people like Jin or Cole might be justified, but ignoring stuff like Marky posting or people getting assaulted on camera, then laughing it off, is just gross.

It’s the “legal” or “Trump” method—rape and drugs behind the scenes = le based!? No, it’s degenerate, harmful, and not helping society.

Moving the culture? Shifting it where, Sam, Ben, Jet? Fishtank reflects a deeply sick culture in a dying U.S. empire.

I saw it. It was great. Charls, Sam and Nick were extremely nice, Burt too. Alex stein, everybody. Alex, Chris, it was great. I actually felt like a member of MDE! They all bought me pizza and called me pretty funny. Sam even smirked at a few jokes I made. What a great night.

Does their area have some kind of HOA or something? Where do people send their complaints about the noise and other stuff?

>>211585833
Unironically too based for the wiggers to handle. He had too much ammo against them

14

The age of consent in Germany is 14, as long as a person over the age of 21 is not in a position of power (teacher, policeman etc..)

>>211586077
Jin was clearly joking. Brandon was a faggot through and through

Rachel is dead

>>211586038
It's the norm everywhere. Problem is that most guys in their 20s don't stay with them leading to those chicks being used up by the time they are in their 20s.

>>211586094
holy. based.

what about recording them? 18+?

>>211585761
Shes drugged up

>>211586029
That’s really interesting, Rajesh.

>>211586078
He's probably infertile, people are just joking because his then hapa GF posted a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test.

>>211586078
he has one kid at least idk where 3 came from, his girl got pregnant during season 2 there were texts idfk how to search them. that's where the hapa meme comes from

>>211586098

Probably what's new

>>211586035
The hit on the haifa refinery was fine.
Nature finds its way. The Ayatollah will deliver us ICBM kino

>gayropeeins discussing age of consent again
these "people" are so fucking boring. we need to just range ban them already. 4chan was a much better place before gayropeein and shitskin hordes were here

>>211586077
idgaf about Brandon but Sam cucked FH2.0 with his faggot meltdown.

>>211586061

i'm from Spain and it's normal to see teen nordic girls on vacation fucking older guys. its like a rite of passage.

>>211586108
>He's probably infertile
yeah Sam being snipped makes sense

>>211586104
wdym by that

>>211586109
SAM HYDE HAS 9 CHILDREN OF ALL RACES AND AGES HIS GENETIC PROGINY WILL RULE THE GALAXYYYYY

>>211586120
This is actually white Euro hours, you're the shitskin.

>>211586107
>thinking something is AI is now also AI support and thus hindustani
Luddites have gotten so weirdly hysterical this past year, it's genuinely jarring to know you exist while being this mentally ill but otherwise capable of communication.

Sam Hyde made out with me during a Green Day concert in 2001.

As of today, I am 26 years old.

I'll let you guys decide.

>>211585833
He hurt prods egos, he knew too much and they didn't know how to deal with him.
He indirectly caused Burt to Markypost and now Marky is getting known about by the sheeple.

Are we just doomposting for the memes or is this season actually fucked?

If so, what went wrong?

S2chads, id like to apologize

>>211586138
kwab

she is a dangerous contestant to have. worse than Jin. i mean she seemingly will take whatever humilation possible but that means she will do things that could kill her.

based?

>>211586131
haha the c p thing haha you know, cheese pizza joke

>>211585869

MOAR

>>211586108
so do you think she had the kid?

>>211586149
>knew too much
Knew what anyone who has ever spent one hour reading posts about Hyde/fishtank already knows?
Some fan season kek
Jet is a retard

i think im gonna quit /ftl/. these threads are full of faceblind autist coomers, 50 year old pedos, indians and faggots.

>>211586140
Tayleigh? Get some sleep already, girl.

>>211586152
The season is fucked, I'm just going to keep up with these threads, not watching this slop unless they bring in Simbal or something, the show has no antagonist anymore.

Jet here

Can you all just shut the fuck up and discuss the show instead of stupid bullshit? We used to love /ftl/ in early seasons but now you are insufferable...

>>211585976
Covid is literally just a flu bro
Unless you are a Rachel landwhale then it’s deadly

>>211585951
its on her friends insta

>>211586138
>OH N-

>>211585833
>kicked jin
>kept rachel
>Are they fckn retarded??????
Yes. Yes they are.

>>211586109
proof that it's alive?

>>211585920
>i cant relate at all
Fucking self insertfags ruin everything

>>211586136
>blah blah I’m a faggot blah blah
That’s awesome man thanks for telling me.

>>211586165
This was before Sams right wing Christian grift, if it was even real he probably told her to abort it.

>>211586152
It's fucked.
Wigger laziness as usual.

Why is pedophilia based when right wingers do it and say it's white culture but also pizzagate is real and means democrats are evil sounds like rules for thee not for me

>>211586152
experimenting i think has been one of the key things that kept fishtank fresh. going back to the s1 house, MIGHT have been an okay choice, but the contestants publicly talking about all the previous seasons is extremely cringe and kind of fucks the show up.

half the people there already know about marky posting obviously so now its like, how big of a sam hyde fan are you the contest. thats not what fishtank is supposed to be. its not supposed to be "Fan House with your favorite E-Daddy"

We're going back to Joop

>>211586152

>Ellie is an OF thot and leaving

>Rachel may actually be dead

>Bogan and Freddie are fucking somewhere

>Ahyran is sick and may be dying

>Angelica admitted she isn't even a fan of the show but her psycho BF is and forced her to do it

Gee I don't know.

Christianity is an alternative form of Judaism. It has all the same mythological substrate. They believe in a messiah and the blood guilt of the human race according to Hebrew mythology, they just have a different interpretation of who the Messiah is. They believe in ancient Hebrew prophecies, they just have a different opinion on what the prophecies mean.

You can't claim to reject Judaism while simultaneously preaching your interpretation of their prophecies and scriptures. You can't reject Judaism while also believing in all the mythological substrate it provides.

Imagine saying you reject Harry Potter but you believe Snape was the chosen one. Imagine saying you reject Star wars but you believe in midichlorians. That's literally what Christianity is. You have a belief in Jewish folklore and you accept all the premises it provides but you have a different alternative interpretation of the outcome of the religion. Christianity is literally just a fringe alternative form of Judaism.

>>211586152
everything ends
jet is simply not competent
the walls are closing in
we can all feel that fishtank is reaching its conclusion

>>211586196
Thick eyebrows on girls are so fucking cute

>>211586168
It took you this long to realize? Kek.
I only come in yuro hours to shitpost. I don't even watch this shit after Bloodgames anymore.
Only dumbfuck paypigs like Aperture keep this shit afloat.

>>211586189
I just think that there would be proof about it. apparently when adam freiland asked him if he had kids, he kept the question but cut the answer. why do you think that is? could the kid exist or is it a larp

>>211586196
Life is so Jupie

>>211586179

Link the Instagram please

>>211586193
uhhh uh

>>211586152
Rachel being coddled, given anything, or in any way aided or helped by crew other than making a judgment call to remove her
Rachel for exisitng
Daniel doing nothing and being "reined in" by retard faggot Jet
Jin being removed by retard faggot Jet for almost as much nothing
Angie facing no consequences for instigating or encouraging almost everything that's "too testy" or "too inappropriate"
Drench for being a huge fucking wet blanket gay hipster who makes Freddy worse just by collaboration with him
Aryeh for his peaks and valleys of autism looking like THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
Jet for existing
Jet for existingJet for existingJet for existingJet for existing
and they got a retard troon that's just a man to help?
cow 5 for giving birth and making everyone realizing how boring and stupid the rest of the show is

>>211586199
Base

>>211586174
What show nigger? There is nothing left lamao

>>211586193
The distinction actually matters. Ephebo is not pedo. Ephebo is evolutionarily normal but no longer culturally acceptable. Teens should be left alone but you’re not wrong for relishing they’re sexy just an asshole

>Fall in love with Direncs
>producers keep placing them close together
>she fucks freddie
fuck this gay show jet wtf

>>211585869
to be fair, she hasnt changed much since 14yo
so if you are attracted to her, you are also attracted to 14yo version of her, since she can be 14, 15 or 17 yo in this pic
bye pedophiles

part of me hates being all moralfag about sam and marky posting, but the other part of me is like, jet ben and sam spit in the faces of their own fans so, just deserts.

they keep not giving the prize winners money or an acceptable amount for the torture they put them through

they refuse or are incompetent and can't get proper audio equipment

and the cherry on top is they use hard drugs behind the scenes and use a minimal staff so there's no rythem or structure to the show, its just a chaotic mess. it was fun at first but, its not really fun anymore.

>>211585976

Brother Ayhren was sick last night and telling sam "I don't feel good" and "I'm really thirsty" and sam told him to shut up

I think people from my past are stalking me
They keep appearing on the 'people you know'
Who is out there talking about me
And why
Many questions

BITCH! MGTOW!

It's sad that everyone on the left is a pussy and a fag, I wish someone would go after Sam the same way he goes after people.

>>211586220
I think the question Adam asked was "are you planning on having kids?" and they cut the answer which is why I think he may be infertile or keeping his kids hidden from the internet, otherwise it's a simple yes or no question.

>>211586174

>>211586152
no meaningful interactivity with the fish
it's plushies and ttses all the way down
stox would be great as the season gimmick but not as a replacement for the chat paid automation features of the house which needed to be expanded, not removed
fan casts reliably and consistently punished for being fans
and everything everyone else already said

>>211586223
have some initiative u retard shes tagged in like the first post

>>211586199
Nope it's the good news that Christ is risen and we're no longer indebted to your guilt trip or bondage by means of slavery, debt and coercion.

>>211586193
its legal when you cross state lines to sodomise a 16 year old
its illegal to do that in a state where the age of consent is 18
thats the difference between right and left wing

>>211586193
>right wing: financially supporting and marrying a 16 year old and having a family.
>left wing: human trafficking babies so they can rape them and harvest their blood and organs

totally the same thing

>>211586187
Blow your brains out, hysterical retard
NHH

In a way, the existence of Fishtank makes Sam advice grifting all the more funnier

>>211586241
>to be fair, she hasnt changed much since 14yo
how do you know that erm pedo guy much

>>211586240
Just woke up and have no idea who you are talking about but I assume Daniel, but it sounds about right. Drunk confident people like Freddy would always win that naturally, can't really blame Jet.

>>211586277
>>left wing: human trafficking babies so they can rape them and harvest their blood and organs
do u actually believe this happens

>>211586261

What do you mean first post?

How do I even FIND the post? Do I just search it on Instagram by her username???

>>211585833
no they are not retarded, they know rachel will bring them more money even if she gets 50% of the tts (implying they will count it fairly)
they love money

>>211586261
he's a retard and thinks that is a pic of ellie, not angie

>>211586277
>right wing: financially supporting and marrying a 16 year old and having a family.
Nonce
>left wing: human trafficking babies so they can rape them and harvest their blood and organs
Nonce with extra steps

I’m ngl
They fucked up last night. Between kicking Jin and doing multiple mediocre challenges, I feel like they blew their momentum.

I hope they have something planned.

>>211586199

Christianity is more greek than jewish. The name itself is greek. The temples are greek, the pantheon of saints is roman/greek, the universalism is greek, the monasticism is directly derived from greek stoics. The Bible was written in greek. and so on. Early christians were jews that assimilated into greek culture.

>>211586269
All the shit you believe is Jewish by definition. The idea that "Messiah is risen" is literally Jewish folklore. The fact that a blood sacrifice somehow atones you is literally Jewish

>>211586284
The fact that nobody he hires has an actual skill is pretty funny too.

>>211586193
We will never accept pedos no matter how much they larp and claim to embody or represent us
Even the left won't consistently accept them, and they're demons
>>211586236
However, if you are "dating" or grooming them but not within French Rule there's room in hell for all of you together.

>>211586152
It's bad.
Rachel needs to go. She's a complete vacuum of narcissism and self pity. Kills any vibe. Insufferable.
Kicking Jin was a massive mistake. One of the only consistently entertaining fish.
Cast has almost no chemistry.
Production only seem to put effort in when they're stomping the momentum.

>>211586302
Holy cope

>>211586301
>I hope they have something planned.
They don’t.

/ftl/ has some of the most face blind niggas man what da spruce

>>211586298

That IS ellie. That is not Angie.

>>211586284
The funny part is that he obviously can't deal with males on the same level as him, he always has to be the e-daddy. Anyone who's the same age or as masculine to him is seen as a challenge he's not prepared for.

>>211586295
lurk harder and you'll find her ig

>>211586301
How can you still have hope after 3 years of this?

>>211586242
its funny til it aint funny

>>211586312
she is farming 3 TTS per minute, they are not kicking her unless she leaves herself

>>211586281
Whoa now Rajesh. I think you should consult GPT on how to work through these troublesome feelings.

no one talks about what a sex pest julien bicflame is any more

has yung diqwaver skated free?

>>211586193
tell me where did i say it is good when right wingers do it
no, samuel hyde is not right winger, jet neptune is not right winger
yes, they are both pedophiles and sex pests

>>211586298
probably a blessing in a way to be that retarded.

>>211586257
interesting. desu anon if he had kids it would have came out by now. I think those chicks got pregnant but they didn't live cuz they were an abomination and out of wedlock.

>>211586326
I don’t like dooming and I enjoy entertainment
Yesterday was too much to ignore, though

>>211586301
>I hope they have something planned.
says increasingly nervous viewer for the 4th season in a row

>>211586277
sam isnt married to marky. he fucked her in the ass in the changing room closet of a boston ross and got disgusted that he saw her poop and made a video about it. right wing grifters dont have the intention of doing any of that marriage shit

>>211586319
slim pickings when there are 4 women on the show and one is morbidly obese

>>211586323
Don't forget the same height as him, that's a big no no.

>/ftl/
>So nontent that people are arguing over three other subjects non related to the show.
It's over. Jannies should send us back to /bant/ already.

>>211586325

Well I'm retarded and need help.

So please just link me the friend's Instagram for the Ellie photo.

>>211586203
Jet is done right? Sam seems like he's totally washed his hands of him at this point. Chris is far superior.

>>211586349
Brian was 6’5, wasnt he

>>211586330
>she is farming 3 TTS per minute
Ah, I forgot his name was Jason (((Goldstriker)))

>>211585920
anyone who ever used reddit should fucking die

If you believe in a "Christ" (aka Messiah) you are literally espousing Hebrew folklore. If you believe humanity needs to be "saved" in some cosmic way, you are by definition accepting Hebrew folklore. It doesn't matter if it's Greek, Hebrew, or some other shit. The idea itself is Jewish. The concept of "blood atonement" is literally a Jewish blood ritual.
Unless you fully reject this entire idea, you're literally Jewish

>>211586301
>I hope they have something planned.
They will just keep brining in cameos of previous fish to keep the money rolling until the end of the season.
Reddit and twitter will eat that shit up. We will be the only ones who finish this seasons with the truth that it was shit.

>>211586294
That it happens is not a matter of "belief", it's not something you can debate.
These threads have the dumbest group of retards on the planet. It's a 24/7 crashout by 99 whiney Rachels and Cryokeens.

>>211586351
Agreed

>>211586366
Which is why he was introduced as a "chad" and Sam had to joke about how attractive he was to the women of the house, to show he's not bothered by him.
He was also kicked for basically no reason.

very happy i was correct about the pedo getting kicked
another good day :)

>>211586277
Basically older guy has done this since the 1800’s except some cults and even then huge age gaps with the girl as a teen were rare in Western cultures at least. Teen girls are not relatable to be in an actual relationship with and even if they find older guys sexy they want to grow up normal and be with people closer to their age.

>>211586394
Sam Hyde got kicked???

>>211586333
I think you should hang yourself, 80IQ hysterical kike.

>>211586304
Did you miss the part where Jesus was the last Messiah and negated the rule of Old Testament? There's a big distinction you're missing between Jew's today and those of the Bible.

Christianity is the remnants of Jews who accepted Christ as the last true Messiah, this evolving. Those who did not accept the good news are but the synagogue of Satan.

You are already forgiven, and the sooner you can't accept the Holy Spirit is the sooner you can stop beating yourself up over Original Sin.

Why are americans pretending they are not sexually attracted to woman that have reached the legal age of consent??

american puritans LOVE to virtue signal to the point of absurdity

>>211586392
Remember when they promised him a fishtank production wigger job lols?

Shows so shit niggas talking bout religion

>>211586392
>He’s taller than me

Im honestly just waiting for Hassan to expose Sam through Markyposting

>>211586319
Anons will simp for anything. There was even a rachelfag here defending her
There is no floor

>>211586187
thread has better lolcows than the actual show
a full blown "wahwah"tranny tier meltdown because ai is your trigger word
tell us about the poor starving human artists anon

>>211585869

Like you're trying to tell me this is angela??? That's clearly Ellie bro.

Is shitting on production usually this fun?

>>211586428
That was mints

>>211586410
Relax Gurpinder

QRD on Abi?
Is she still sucking dick in exchange of booze?

>>211586440
I think you should hang yourself, 80IQ hysterical kike.

>>211586416
Idk I just don't think 29 year olds should sodomize 16s yr olds it's crange

>>211586433
It’s the only saving grace of s4

>>211586436
Hate that pooner.

Season pass oilers did Freddie and Direnc had sex last tonight?

>>211586426
Honestly if Ian Johma scrapped the doc and made an expose of Wigger degeneracy loaded up for when Sam dropped his shit that would have been kino.
Its a shame hes a retarded loser who could not even fathom doing that

>>211586411
If you believe in a Messiah at all, you're Jewish. If you believe in original sin, you're Jewish. I utterly reject all these concepts entirely. There is no Messiah, there is no original sin, there is no covenant. It's all bullshit. You accept all these lies but claim to not be a Jew because of some internal squabble about interpreting the Hebrew mythos. I reject it entirely. You try to mold it to whatever schizo illness you have.

We are not the same. You are jewish

>>211586410
Rajesh I think GPT is feeding you redundant responses to post.

>>211586433
Always. This has been /ftl/ tradition since S1

>>211586351
yep seasons over.

>>>/bant/22830680

>>211586433
nah they really earned it this time so it's extra sweet
more fun than the show they ruined for sure
their best cast member is the one-off fill-in, what does that tell you?
>>211586416
why are europeans such pedophile kikes?

>>211586301
>I hope they have something planned.
they have planned to make money, and reddit and twitter and other retarded mde fans provide them money
money talk, only money matter
you dont remember? they scammed s3 on fishbucks to make frank leave, remember how pissed jet was over dirty carpet in penthouse one week earlier?

>>211586461
>Asking about a dead show
Grim

>>211586450
Go finish your debate with GPT first Gurpreet

>>211586461

They're having sex right now we just can't see

They both fucked off and are off camera.

>>211586433
It's always been fun, although this time it's also frustrating because you realize that they will never learn.

>>211586336
who cares everyone gets horny in the dms

>>211586349
That's whatshisname freeloader from S2, Octopus or whetever the fuck. Built, tall dude kicked off for pretty much no reason.

>>211586366
Yeah, but Brian is a whiny beta, completely wasted on S2. They finally realized before Bloodgames, that he's just a tall, lanky, faggy theater kid, just like Sam, so he was more in his element playing characters.

Burt also didn't threaten Sam, because he was an autistic gaynigger.

>>211586088
HH Dubs of Truth

>>211586470
>>211586469
I think you should hang yourself, 80IQ hysterical kike.

>>211586433
this is actually the least fun season to make fun of if you can believe.

>>211586492
/ourguy/

>>211586377
The idea that there are "Jewish ideas" gives Jews the power to manipulate retards like you into refusing to understand physics. You are the dumbest golems imaginable.

>>211586499
>Utterly rejecting all Hebrew folklore makes me a Jew
LMFAO seethe and mald

>>211586377

Jewishness is by definition opposed to Christ. Try again.

>>211586492
klaus-coded

>>211586478
I think you should hang yourself, 80IQ hysterical kike.

>>211586447
It’s true love and yes. Be happy for them

>Guy does something funny for content
>Gets kicked
And how do they expect the other contestants to react to this? they will be scared to do anything and nobody will do anything chaotic anymore, imagine big brother if everyone was friends the show would have had 100 viewers...

>>211585842
Only low iq can exist in this world and not be bitter about the state of things

Is Fred Hyde taller than Sam, I think that's the question to unlocking the secrets of Sams shattered psyche.

anyone has videos or pictures that make the marky thing look believable? I think proving he has kids is near impossible. I dont mind spamming the subreddit and twitter with it, I just want normies to find out

Every season of Fishtank Sam Hyde becomes more an more my mortal enemy.

>>211586513
Christ is by definition a Jewish concept. You believe in blood sacrifice of a Messiah to fulfill Hebrew prophecy. That's literally as Jewish as it gets. Your God is circumcised

>>211586517
You need a time out Gurjeet

>uhh sam jin is calling me an r9k faggot in front of all the girls and making it impossible for me to run the show (get laid) can you please come kick hom for me?

>>211586511
>>211586540
I think you should hang yourself, 80IQ hysterical kike.

Everything Cryo said about this show was right

BIG PURPLE
BIG PURPLE
MARKY
MARKY
MARKY

Wheres freddy?

Sam if just cranky that his hair is turning gray

>>211586520
Well, this is the first time they've kicked the most entertaining contestant for no good reason. It's also the first time they've casted fans which means they couldn't have expected them to know jet was a r9k poster. There is no way they could've predicted any of this, please understand.

>>211586542
I used to think these posts were funny memes but now that I’ve been here for a while I realize how true they are

>>211586520
I think the real answer is that the wiggers are as subjected to the "dogpile" of the house as the contestants (due to them being betas themselves but in a position of power).
They start hating the people the other contestants hate for seemingly no reason, no matter how entertaining that person is.

>>211586556
he's the third most entertaining contestant but you're still right about everything else except you forgot to mention jet is a fucking retard

>

>>211586469
I'm not Jewish though, I'm Christian. You're just lacking in nuance and empathy. If you actually think all Jews are evil you're actually worse than a Nazi and you probably believe the official WW2 narrative.

Yup, that's to say that the Nazis weren't actually planning 100% genocide which appeases your 4chan brain but you still don't get the full picture.

If you can't understand that Jesus would condemn Zionism, Israel and modern Jewry despite being an ethnic Jew then you're unironically retarded, uneducated and probably not even a Western man.

>>211586548
cryo loses his credibility when he still keeps posting about fishtank and making fucking fishtank related ceramic shit. he is right, but he's also like a pathetic ex girlfriend that just can't let go. everyone knows he would be there right now if jet dm'd him saying "yo cryo ill pay for your ticket, come be a freeloader"

>>211585833
>Why was Jin kicked?
sam hyde is a pedophile and he made jet look bad in front of the high school girl he's trying to groom into having sex with him through his position as her superior as production manager

>>211586574
it hurts, bros....

>>211586452

look at this example when posed with the question the american immediately sets up a strawman about abuse. thus he virtue signals.

>>211586199
Based post, i never thought about it like that before!

To be completely fair i believe even Judaism and Christian stuff came from the other religions before them right? Pagan God Worship and such of the Greek Gods

>>211586574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f26KyGr6y8w

at this point, only one thing can save this season
thats right, a 25 day RV trip WOOOOO LETS GOOOOO!

>>211586578
What did he do/say?

>>211586575
>I'm Christian
That's just an alternative form of Jewish religion. You just have a radical interpretation of Judaism. You're still a form of Jew. Paul directly says this.

>>211586547
Took a shower (Ask GPT what that is) and you’re still posting the same thing. Hope you figure out this little glitch.

drench wakes ellie by farting too profuseley

>>211586574
What happen?

>>211586511

If you are against Christ you are by definition jewish. Only jews hate christians as much as you do.

>>211586596
It would actually improve the show due to the fact that they all have to live in an RV with Rachel for weeks with no way for her to shower.

wha happun

>>211586596
The only thing that can save it is by getting a gay black dude on the show to stir shit.
There is no other way.

>>211586566
True, but the "position of power" part is the key here. They just hate not feeling in control, which is why Sam crashed when Alex left and was shittalking or why Jet crashed when Alyssa dared to pour water on him. They want to be respected and treated like they were kings but at the same time they clearly hate when people kiss their asses a bit too much

>>211586603
I think you should hang yourself, 80IQ hysterical kike.

>>211586599
apparently he groomed a little kid when he was 29 but the only proof I've seen is printed out pages that are ripped up for some reason? lol why the fuck would the printed out pages look like ancient documents? seems fake as fuck.

who has the m3u8 link plz

>>211586609
Christ is literally Judaism. The concept of a Messiah saving humanity is the core idea of Judaism, you just have a fringe interpretation of their religion. You are literally a Jew according to Paul

They could have done so many bits with Jin like a rizz challenge or another "win a date" gameshow like they did got fatty. But no, he said 1 mean thing to jet and jet threw a tantrum

>>211586528
there is no proof. if there was proof besides skull hyde posting a stroller outside of the crazy japanese girls house (cuz she thought she was having a baby) then it would be confirmed. it is not confirmed and it makes sense why sam was crying at the end of fishtank season 1. he is a very emotionally unstable guy and he is probably infertile now.

>>211586614
tired of kiwitroons existing

>>211586614
Nothing can improve this dumpster fire.
I’m open to Jet killing himself in the living room after a lengthy groveling session but I know that midwit has no shame

>>211586109
Prove it

>>211586542
He looks ten years older than me.

>>211586609
What if I hate both jews and christians?

>>211586633

if it's judaism then why aren't jews christian you imbecile

>>211586633
Thanks rabbi, I've seen the light and will go die for Israel tomorrow!

>>211586645
Then you are based

>>211586599
called jet out for being a r9k poster Infront of the girls he brought on the show to bang and implied Sam had children he doesn't visit

fear of him markyposting

>>211586152
>this season
mate the whole MDE brand is fucking stinking like shite spilling out of a doodoo diaper

>>211586609
>posts the most obvious prediction ever
Those towelheads in Tehran were fucking around for decades, now they find out. For like twenty years it wasn't a question of "if", but "when". I remember back in the day Bush Jr. was edging about at Iran invasion, before the arabs backed down the last second and signed a nuclear deal.

>>211586196
damn jet cosplaying as a twink

Remember when Jet left his cast locked in a cheap hotel room starving all day while he went to get a haircut?

>>211586645

nobody cares about cringe centrist contrarians

>>211586599
Just made it clear he’s a 4chan anti fan like us that knows everything so they didn’t trust him not having some Marky post up his sleeve. He mention jet being on r9k and said subtle things like he would fuck a 15 year old and girls 12-16 are prime. Which were obvious shit testing about Sam and Jet.
They could have just told him privately no more of that but they didn’t trust him

>>211586492
based

>>211586296
Torturing Rachel is literally the only thing the show has going for it at this point, she is probably one of the most hatable fish ever so now they have to walk this tight line of abusing her just enough to keep people engaged but not too much that it'll actually make her walk, and we all know the wiggers aren't competent enough to walk that line

>>211586589
People focus on fake Christians and not the Gospel of Christ which is literally the anti-thesis of religion.

Let me put it into perspective:
>Musician becomes popular
>Spreads message of peace and unity
>Gains giant following
>Tries to explain to following not to become a cult and apply basic principles of being a good person
>Becomes cult anyways
>Record label kills musician
>Owns the entire estate and all royalties
>????

Pic related. It's the reformed church and the papacy of Rome selling you religion! Jesus Christ, Greatest Hits ©
(all profits go to war)

>>211586649
Jews believe in some Messiah who has not yet come. Christians believe in a Messiah who came and died. If you believe in the concept of Messiah at all, you're a form of Jew. It's that simple. You believe in Hebrew folklore, you're a Jew. Christians are just radical Jews with a fringe interpretation of the religion. Christians are jews

nice tramp stamp direnc
by nice i mean trashy

How long until Jet gets on camera and starts telling the viewers to kill themselves/turn the show off and get laid? I give it between 1 and 3 days.

I think aryeh and ellie slept 10+ hours each

>>211586667
Centrism? They both mostly promote the same ideas

Watched hundreds of hours of Sam Hyde stream clips and this happened

>>211586656
kike

>>211586669

they kicked him because he told Daniel to keep fucking with production

>>211586599
>ellie, at least you are not r9k person, look, jet is r9k person
that's all

>>211586692
Go to bed, Jet

>>211586626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui9pjFNkues&t=4194s

bill ottman boogeyman

>>211586682

in your head.

in reality Christians are everybody (any nation any race) who reject judaism

I love my monkeys man

>>211586601
Really useless semantics to focus on while ignoring my bigger points

Also, Paul wouldn't be letting you call me a modern Jew either.

Stop being so antagonistic, it's more telling than anything.

>>211586677
fuck off jet
get rid of that anti-draw freeloader and run an actual event for the actual fish

where is freddy

>>211586690
Lol, you literal child.

Eat a cookie, nigga!

>>211586705
Keep coping jew

>>211586655
that's probs why sam is so sad and cranky

>>211586520
>>211586566
>I think the real answer is that the wiggers are as subjected to the "dogpile" of the house as the contestants (due to them being betas themselves but in a position of power).
They start hating the people the other contestants hate for seemingly no reason, no matter how entertaining that person is.

100% TRVTHNUKE

They feel great when they are on top, anyone does. It's a simple matter of they can dish it, but can they take it? No one likes to be humiliated for a protracted period. You never see Sam Jet or Ben stay in the Cell for that long with i guess the exception of S3 I think Sam was in there a while?

>>211586649
If Deep Space Nine is Star Trek then why does Captain Kirk fly the Enterprise you imbecile

>>211586626
He was pictured with her in 2015. Her birth year is either 1997 or 1998.
He was in his late 20s at the time, she was only 16 or 17 at most.
No matter how you look at it, nigga is a nonce. Nigga was born in 1985, chasing kids.

>Complete side conversation because the show is such ass and finished
Solid solid product

>>211586717
says the foreskin gobbling d&c shill kike demoralizer

>>211586692
Could have easily told them what to specifically stop but they bitched out because they’re on drugs and have the emotional control of toddlers

>>211586686
what else are they supposed to do?

who gives a shit if sam has kids from multiple baby mamas. the fact that he doesnt disclose any information about his family when hes trying to be some moral fag tells you that he cant show you whether he applies any of it to his personal life. hes a grifter and will say anything that helps him make money to produce his life’s work, a video game.

>>211586682
judaism did not exist under hundreds of years after christ. there were judeans who followed the old testament. after christ they splintered off.

the word "jews" didn't even exist until a few hundred years ago and the modern day "jews" are actually from ukraine.

biblical judeans mostly converted to christianity or were forced to become muslim.

>>211586717
You chose the wrong presidency to be so blindly anti-Semitic. Especially in a thread for fans of Peter Theil.

Say hello to Palantir!

So what happens now? Is it over or???

Burt fans ruined fishtank.

>>211586722
Why is her nose bleeding

>>211586727
>I reject Yeshua Ben Josef
>Therefore I am a Jew
>You accept the Hebrew blood sacrifice atonement
>Therefore you are not a Jew
Cope seethe and mald

>>211586684
it'll happen today for sure

>>211586722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui9pjFNkues&t=4194s

>It's a SOLID Cast

>Season 4 is gonna be the best one Yet!

This season the gloves really are off. For the Cast as well as the Contestants. Top Kek

>>211586742
NHH you are a false flagging heeb inshallah

>>211586718
maybe building a crew out of make a wish whippet wiggers wasn't such a great idea

>>211586705
chatgpt will parrot literally anything you stuff in it

>>211586732
he doesn't have kids. theres no proof.

>>211586737
>what happens now?
a friend hated mindseye so much he sold me his account for 10 bucks so Im going to play it to have a laugh. then I'll take a shower. then I'll watch a movie and then I'll go to sleep.

>>211586722
I have to assume people asking for the Marky evidence??? is trolling or disinfo to muddy the waters.
It's been confirmed by photos, birth records, blogposts by the involved and 3 witnesses including Marky herself and I think there's some kind of police file as well if I'm not mistaken (was it her parents calling the cops when she traveled interstate?)

The gloves off thing didn't even make sense, why would there be gloves on cameras?

>>211586761
hi Sam

better than fishtank

https://www.tnaflix.com/amateur-porn/ASIAN-XXX-HD-MOVIES-ARCHIVES-japanese-voyeur.public-bathroom.178.mp4/video4043476

>>211586733
>Believes in Hebrew blood ritual atonement
>Plays word games to deny association
Just reject all Hebrew mythology altogether doofus

Mizzy sisters, what the FUCK is this?!

>>211586732
Kinda sad. Sam really could have had an interesting impactful career but he chose to abuse roids and could only get mediocre grifting wiggers as collaborators

>>211586756
true, you should go read philippians 3 for yourself to make sure
it's available online
I'm sure you can even get a zoomerspeak translation
that way you can decide for yourself what the letter is saying

Why do YOU think Jin was actually kicked?

>>211585997
>>211586078
>>211586643

>>211586750
no bar

>>211586705
>using ChatGPT to think for you
I’m not going through the posts to find out what the actual argument is but I want you to know you’ve lost. You are a subhuman iq niggercattle monkey.

>>211586756
Fine point out where it's common sense is wrong here.

>>211586766
I'm going to throw you a bone because you are probably a zoomer

The Gloves Are Off is a term "used to convey that something will be done in an uncompromising or ruthless way."

>>211586655
>mate
>shite
you're such a faggot

>>211586746
I aint watching all that, their ages are public knowledge. The image date is public knowledge.
Thats all the proof you need that he is a nonce.

>>211586784
>You should go read the metaphysical ramblings of a schizophrenic Hebrew
>That will prove my interpretation of Hebrew mythology is not Jewish
It's time to stop posting

>>211586775
Jesus died for our sins, accept him and God or you will burn for eternity.

Christ is king.

>>211586780

And mediocre contestants

I mean Ellie is LITERALLY a grifter so

>>211586761
then that shows you sam’s trad moral fag shit is fake. the fact that you have to speculate on his family is enough proof of this

>>211586786
It's not even up for debate, even the paypigs understand it's because they didn't want him to markypost, the only difference is that the paypigs are in denial about the marky stuff being true.

>>211586790
shit lol
>>211585997
>>211586078
>>211586643

>>211586769
hi, I don't have kids. I made all of them die because of my sin. i'm infertile now desu.

>>211586722
he is, and our job is to keep people remember who he is

>>211586773
real (real)
>>211586802
i don't have the comment at hand to copy and paste but:
gloves water wings kneepads safety helmets CPAPs ON this season

>>211586779
im a mizzy mister and i disapprove

>>211586766
The gloves he meant are enema gloves

>>211586631
it's on ppv

>>211586806
get worked mark

>>211586816
is that a living child though? preg test means nothing. kids die all the time. there is no evidence of a living child.

>>211586718
>>211586655
>WP2 release never, not even called World Peace anymore
>Fishtank is on it's fifth or sixth attempt to not be a total clusterfuck
>NFT cardgame went to zero
>video game is an eyesore joke, release date is a day after Yandere Simulator goes gold
>Sam Hyde Show is screaming into the void, literally nobody cares about the political opinions of a 40 year old art-college chud
>podcasters, comedians and e-celebs will do one photo op with him, then politely ignore him, MISSION FAILED
>Scuffed Realtor outgrowing all his advice e-daddy projects (sabotage soon?)
>Ethan Klein is replacing him as the rent-free boogeyman in the heads of all the leftists who used to be afraid of him

MAJOR HAPPENING!!!!!!!
JACK DOHERTY IS STARTING BEEF WITH THE ISLAND BOY

https://x.com/DramaAlert/status/1934720256439697595
>https://x.com/DramaAlert/status/1934720256439697595
https://x.com/DramaAlert/status/1934720256439697595
>https://x.com/DramaAlert/status/1934720256439697595

>>211586816
cease and desist posting about my client's hapa son Rin Hyde

>>211586722
>>211586819
WE ARE ANOMALOUS

FORGIVE AND FORGET

EXPECTO PATRONUM

>>211586802
I'm aware of that, retard. Jet put literal gloves on the cameras and then took them off and acted like it was some kind of pun. No one puts gloves on a camera.

WHERES FREDDY

Wait Sam actually has kids?

>>211586684
It wont happen because twitter / reddit arr happy jin is gone

>>211586839
richy99

>>211586843
No way dude. This is more exciting than the tank

>>211586808
So since you're an illiterate kike afraid the new testament (literally a collection of old letters) will burn your soul or let god see the sin wasn't actually the chicken's o algo, why are you opening your lying false flagging kike piehole to object to ChatGPT explaining why babies shouldn't be circumcised?
And why did you openly reveal with your autistic posting style that you the one objecting to anyone questioning baby penis mutilation are in fact the same kike false flagging? Begone hebrew NHH!

>>211586786
jet's fragile ego + the fact that jin knew there was nothing to gain out of the experience. daniel insulted his ego too but daniel can be manipulated. a 2 min pep talk from sam saying "you have to build character" or whatever would be enough for daniel to be a good goy. jin is unmoggable

>>211586816

random schizo babble nobody cares about even if they could verify if it's true or not

>>211586843
they linked up??? NEED IT

>>211586847
doesn't mean it's born

>>211586793
Well, you said I lost and call me 4chan names so I must be wrong?

but yeah feel free to point out where the common sense calculator is wrong and maybe I won't believe you're dysgenic. You can also post a timestamp of your surroundings to prove you're someone worth listening to and not just a hateful creep :)

>>211586816
uh oh

>>211586857
People are literally markyposting in the website chat as we speak.

>>211586857
yea i mean was a fking creep. idk why they get guys like that on the show when theyre just weird to all the girls

>>211586842
>YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SHIFT THE CULTURE JET!!! MISSION FAILED!!!!

>>211586864
>Schizo can't even form a coherent sentence
Malding

>>211586814
No it was because he called jet out as an /r9k/ fag. So did Daniel but Danny boy isnt intimidating
>>211586816
Everyone has seen that pic. Anyone can hold a pregnancy test. Show proofs

I'm surprised Sam allowed them to cast Freddie since he has the same name as Sam's estranged father that he hates and owes a lot of money to. TTS should nickname him Feddie Hyde

>>211586780
sam really had the option to do anything with the fan base he acquired and he decided to be a hypocrite money lover.

>>211585661 (OP)
Somebody link cucumberfeet's discord so I can spam it with messages of Jet being a pussy.

>>211586752
Man, I wonder how normal guys like Cowboy and Chris Lynch feel about being surrounded day to day by druggie degenerates.

And Nick and Chuck with their kids.

>>211586865
This. If they tried to humiliate jin he would laugh in their faces

Letty owes Chris sex.

>>211586816
>I'm the chad, say I'm the chad
lmao

>>211586856
no

>>211586575
>I follow another semitic desert religion, not the semitic desert religion you were thinking of.

>>211586807
Do you know why her nose is bleeding though

>>211586856
yeah and his dad still doesn't want to see his grandson because Sam is such a POS lol

>>211586871
shouldn't have kicked jin, jet
sam when you read this thread remember jet is the reason for all of this exposure

>>211586880
>Everyone has seen that pic. Anyone can hold a pregnancy test. Show proofs
do you want a selfie of sam next to the kid? because even a selfie of him next to naked marky isn't enough for a lot of people LOL

>>211586869
this. there is no evidence the kid is alive besides her just planning for a child.

Its simple maths folks. 1985 in 2015 is 30 -> using the age*1/2 + 7 rule: 30/2 + 7 rule makes 22. Nigga went for a bitch under this by 5 or 6 years.
Certified nonce. LOCK THIS NIGGA UP

>>211586893
i follow a semitic desert religion that tweaked and improved on yours

>>211586890
i can picture him doing this and then gaslighting himself into believing he was just doing a bit

>>211586881
Sam literally called Freddie Fred Hyde on day 1 when he was assigning nicknames to everyone.

>>211586786
*sips bottle water adjusts mic sniffs leans back in creaky chair*

So... *snorts* before we jump into today’s gameplay, I gotta address something real quick because, once again, sigh this is the kind of nonsense that ends up becoming the topic of conversation whether I like it or not. I'm sittin' here last night, just tryin' to relax, maybe eat a little dinner — cold chicken, by the way, because of course I don’t have time to heat it up — and I get all these messages like, “Phil! PHIL! What’s going on with Fishtank? Did you see what Jet did to Jin?? Explain it please! I’m confused!” And I’m like, “Bro, why am I always the guy who has to give you the summary like it's storytime with your dad who never came back from the store?” ACK ACK ACK!

Alright, fine. I’ll break it down. But I’m gonna explain it in a way you people can understand, alright? Because clearly everyone online’s too busy roleplaying as an anime villain or tweeting in riddles to just say what happened.

>>211586893
>I'm literally trying my hardest in this Fishtank thread to convince people God doesn't real

Must get tiring, doesn't it?

>>211586907
if the kid was never born that would mean Sam made her get an abortion. not very trad and christpilled.

>>211586848
not really, he is a pedophile groomer, he should be in jail

>>211586879
I accept your concession, kike. Begone from this thread.
NHH!
NHH!
>>211586890
I already depicted Sam as the soijak, this issue is over.

>>211586903
yeah there should be a photo of the child dumbass. are you stupid? the kid died. get with it.

>>211586842
>Yandere Simulator goes gold
>implying this has an relevance whatsoever

>>211586903
Sam being jealous of people more rich and famous than him always makes me lol

>>211586873
>common sense calculator
you’re not human

this is a hooker that Jin said he spent money on

>>211586919
So here’s what it’s like, okay? Picture this...

You're working in a local sandwich shop. Not a normal one — this one’s got, like, cameras everywhere, people livestreaming behind the counter, management thinks it’s performance art or some reality show, right? The kind of place where every time someone drops the mayo, chat’s spamming L + Ratio + Moldy Bread. It’s not about sandwiches anymore. It’s content now. Cringe content, but content nonetheless.

And then there’s the owner — Jet. He’s not just the manager. Oh no. He’s like the boss-slash-star-slash-director-slash-wants-to-be-a-celebrity type. You know the kind. The kind of dude who walks into the kitchen, flicks a slice of turkey in the air, and goes “That was a metaphor for control.” ACK ACK ACK! Like bro, you're not deep. You just put ketchup on a napkin and called it avant-garde.

And here's the thing — Jet still thinks he's living in his “cool internet era,” right? Like he believes he's this edgy misunderstood genius, posting banger tweets and dropping lore. But in reality? He’s just one bad decision away from becoming a Twitter thread. You know the kind: “This you?” followed by fifteen screenshots of old forum posts and a meme of a raccoon with eyeliner. ACK ACK ACK!

Sam Hyde has NEVER had ANY CHILDREN

He never KNEW of a person named Marky Thompson, SHES AN AI GENERATED STORY AND IMAGE

The cast DOES NOT do Drugs On and Behind the set and force women into Sexual Situations

Just SHU TTHE FUCK UP, GIVE US $10 AND WATCH THE SHOW YOU BUGS

____

remember to delete this part before posting on /tv/, mde never dies

>>211586932
why would there be pictures of the secret child posted online

The the hog still hibernating?

>>211586922
He got sick of trying to convince the thread that hebephilia is rad and really anyone who disagrees is just a secret ANGLO PROTESTANT PEDOPHILE PASTOR o algo
kek
compare the posting style

>>211586887
it's better than having a real job I guess, at least in cowboy/chris/charls case. nick probably doesnt care

>>211586926
summer only hangs out with femcels now?

i just woke up
wheres freddy and aussy chick?

cease & desist this entire thread

start doing this

>>211586946
So now this new guy comes in — Jin. And Jin? He’s not playing the game. He’s not worshipping Jet’s artistic toast philosophy, he’s not trying to turn sandwich making into improv theater, he’s just making a decent turkey club and keeping his head down. But Jet? Ohhh Jet can’t have that. No way. ‘Cause Jin doesn’t just avoid the bootlicking — he knows stuff. Yeah. Old stuff. Like, "Hey remember that time you tried to start a dubstep channel and called yourself DJ Ramen?" kind of stuff. That kind of stuff.

So Jet? He does what all these insecure types do. Kicks Jin out. Doesn’t say why, doesn’t explain it, just one day Jin’s apron is gone and Jet’s acting like the guy never existed. Just straight-up memory-holed. Like “Oh yeah, we had a Jin here? Hmm, don’t remember him. Anyway, here’s a performance piece where I scream at a pickle jar.” ACK ACK ACK!

And of course now the whole food court — aka the internet — is in meltdown. Everyone’s going, “Why’d he do it? What happened? Is it scripted? Is it real?” No, bro. It’s not that deep. Jet got called out internally, felt vulnerable, and pulled the plug before someone could say “this isn’t performance art, you’re just being weird.”

That’s it. That’s the drama. Another day, another insecure wannabe boss throwing out the one guy who wouldn’t clap at his interpretive mustard. snorts

Alright. leans in Now that we’ve done our daily dose of internet nonsense, can we play the game now? Or do I need to draw you a chart with cold cuts and arrows? ACK ACK ACK!

>>211586966
No one cares

Dead show

Just end it early Jet. It's over. Take a few weeks to work on Bloodgames or w/e, then you gotta stop for a while. Maybe the entire year of 2026. You need like 9 months at least for you guys to plan a proper season hire people setup a new house BUY PROPER EQUIPMENT etc

you can't keep running on empty. that's what you've been doing since season 2. Running on empty.

>>211586940
Your point being?

>>211586941
how much?

>>211586972
my head will never be that chadwrinkled
scalpcels it's over for us

>>211586969
Sam can cross country sue my ass, and my evidence will still be mathematics...

>>211586950
cuz the baby momma was posting all of that other stuff. are you stupid? ofc she would post. ofc something would have came out by now. its 2025 and it happened in 2022

>>211586966
aussie chick shower
freddy crawled inside rachel (he's in bed you blind fuck)

>>211586966
having sex in the bathroom or something

the show is dead who cares lol

>>211586937
You have trouble with jokes and eye-contact, don't you?

I miss that nigga Jobe

I dont care if Sam Hyde slept with a teen whore from /b/ and she herself doesnt't seem to care. Im tired of pretending anyone actually cares at all because no one does. You people only pretend because you hope it'd cause Sam to break down or something.

We need to go back to bant

>>211586656
>thinks Iranians are Arabs
Smartest anti IRI activist

>>211587022
Stay mad at the truth nigga. Your idol is a nonce.

hey sam hyde if you are reading this get idubbbz on fishtank hes poor now so i think he would do it

>>211586988
they paid him one fishbuck to do it

>>211587022
They care so little they just kicked Jin because of the possibility he might say something about it.

uh oh Angie sisters, our autistic simp turned on us

i don't understand what sam want from the contestants on the show.

he should just say what he specfically wants because he's never happy how ever the show is going

>>211586948
okay thanks for the clearance :)

>>211587022
it matters because sam loves moral grandstanding and would make fun of anyone else doing the same thing not because it was actually that bad

>>211586984
>You need like 9 months at least for you guys to plan a proper season hire people setup a new house BUY PROPER EQUIPMENT etc
Is this nigga serious? PLAN? Did you forget you’re talking about Neptroon?

>>211587022
nah people wouldn’t care if sam didnt pretend to be some moral fag.

>>211587022
if it was a lie or if he didn't care he wouldn't be so buckbroken about it

>>211587022
>you hope it'd cause Sam to break down or something
It unironically does cause him to have a melty and that's exactly why it's funny

>>211587022
youre right
jin needed to be kicked because it doesn't matter and no one cares about r9k and marky
thats why when it was mentioned he needed to be kicked ASAP because its fake and no one cares

>>211587039
He's not my idol, hes a roid raging asshole with fake confidence. I hate him for that, not all this gay marky posting.

>>211587022
>just dont care that criminal is trying to cancel other people with his army of fishtroonkers

>>211587042
What do you guys think? iDubbbz for Fishtank?

no proof that sam has kids

>>211587022
>Torpedos every season at the hint of your past being brought up
Yeah I’m thinking we got a mark

>>211587022
i wouldn't care if he didn't publicly libel people for doing shit way less worse while virtue signaling.
but him and jet are just such bitchmade hypocrites that can't take even 0.1% of what they dish out so ofc im gonna root for them to get fucked.
fuck them.

>>211586924
or miscarriage

>>211587062
Hes a roided raging asshole with fake confidence and has the fact of being a nonce in his closet.

>>211587039
why aren't you out there defending innocent 17 year olds girls from having sex? 17 year old girls are having sex RIGHT NOW and you're just letting them do it?

Has Sam seen Jets post about "graduating to fucking trannies and 16 year olds"? Someone should post that to twitter and see what the orbiters say about it.

Why don't the Wiggers realize when they kick someone unceremoniously that it kills the entire vibe and makes all the other Fish afraid to step out of line? He got pissed at the other Fish for not stepping up enough literally right after he kicked off Jin. Now they don't know what to do or how to feel in fear of pissing off Boss Baby Jet and Daddy Sam

>season hasn't really started and nothing major has happened
>Jet and Sam already crash it and take a shit on it
tax fraud show

>>211587022
Sam's modern fanbase would care A LOT, which is why it scares him so much.

>>211587061
It seems pretty clear from what they all said that Jin was kicked because it scared Jet since Jet is a massive pussy. Markyposting had nothing to do with it. You people headcannoned that it was about markyposting.

>>211587047
>autistic white boys in their early 20s who go from spergy virgin to trad chad overnight after he gives them a peptalk
>pure and virginal white or asian girls with no mental issues that are somehow ok with being on fishtank
>whorish girls and black or jewish retards he can bully without any kind of pushback. ideally, they would change their ways after the show and thank him forever

>Day 5 morning Rachel wakes up
>uh like authority figures and respect
>that's a trigger
>that's a trigger
>that's a HUGE trigger
tumblrtank
>>211587022
Jet we fucking warned you every step of the way not to do the retard shit you did
We predicted it and warned you and you still did that retard shit and fucked your own season and now Sam is going to rape you

Reply to this only if you've touched a vagina and firearm in the last 24 hours AND believe the gospel of Christ

Those who attempt to detract from this have felt none of the above together.

>>211587091
She was 15.

>supposedly straight men gossiping like bitches about random eceleb personal life


lol

>>211587091
Move the goal post some more, nigga. You idolise a nonce.

My queen Rachel is up

>>211587009
No but you do you stupid fuckin retarded sperg. It's so obvious that you're a fucking retard. I recognize you're posts and you are painfully fucking retarded. It's actually pissing me the fuck off because I want to beat the fuck out of you for being so fucking retarded but it's the internet. You are a fucking retard. You're too retarded to even realize this too so you'll just shrug this off. But you are extremely fucking retarded to the point that I'm sweating because
I want to beat the fuck out of you so badly for being so fucking retarded.

>>211587070
is there a warrant out for his arrest or something?

>>211586964
Even if Nick falls off the map completely tomorrow, he'll be financially completely fine just from Chamonix and real-estate. And even then he can grind it out selling cars again.

I think behind the scenes Nick treats MDE as a hobby. Like he gives 100%, like you would for any hobby you care about, but he probably doesn't stress about whether the comedy shows, PGL, or Scuffed Realtor will still be there same time next year.

And even IF there's a fallout between Samchud and him, Scuffed Realtor can just exists with him alone. Who knows, if Stein has to choose between Sam and Nick, he might go with Nick.

>>211587100
Peter Thiel’s Laundertank

>>211587118

she was 13 when they first met and at 14 (just before her 15th birthday) he sodomized her anally until she bled from her nose and got away with it

>>211587120
This, who fucking cares

MARKY MARKY MARKY MARKY SAM HYDE FUCKED A 16 YEARS OLD

>>211587104
jets r9k history is arguably worse than marky
jin simply knew too much and thats always been a problem for the wiggers

Fucking teens is based, I met my wife when she was 16 in fact.
Problem is Sam is a pussy and afraid to own up to it to the point it's negatively impacting Fishtank.

>>211587122
Time for another day day about Rachel and thinking about how hard Rachel's life is and thinking about what we can do for Rachel to make Rachel feel better

>>211587075
you're sperging out
he has a kid he just doesn't want fans to know it'll ruin his Christian Larp it's not trad because he won't marry her (he has multiple gfs)

>>211587135
He can't keep sucking away with it.

>>211586752

MDE NEVER CRIES

>>211587118
15 year old girls having sex? this is outrageous and it's SICK!

>>211587114
And just like that, all the shills have left the thread.

>>211587114
posting your girlfriends under garments to prove a point on 4chan is some shit wack to do to your girl.

>>211587155
Nonce

>>211587104
>You people headcannoned that it was about markyposting
almost like them being afraid to give a reason causes speculation, hmm curious

>>211587120
>>211587138
You don’t get to make this argument in defense of a fucking reality tv show (a woman’s genre)

>>211587131
what does Nick even do? I only know him from the podcast clips on youtube he always talks like he knows his shit about houses and cars and antiques etc, but I never understood what he does

>>211587161
What about her nudes I post on /b/?

>>211587155
15 year olds getting anally raped by middle aged men is pretty sick, yes.

nobody cares if a 30 year old fucks a 15 year old besides aging roasties and the 15 year old girls father.

>>211587114
put your sister's bra away u perv

>>211587114
HECKING SICK DOOOOD, DID YOU BUY THE COFFEE??

>>211587121
>nonce.
>idolise
>whining about some teenage hoe bag
you're literally a virgin

>>211587114
embarrassing

>>211587114
>posting your crossdressing fetish gear to larp on 4chan
grim

>>211587036
They're muslim, i.e. arabs. They even live in the middle east.

What else would they be, you fucking retard? Chinks?

>>211587173
that's not true, pedo Sam Hyde also cares.

>>211587173
oh, and incels jealous that they aren't the ones fucking 15 year olds.

>>211586887
The normal people all work for Sam. It's self-evident that the wiggers don't actually do anything for MDE at all anymore and just do Fishtank stuff. When it's over, I'm not even certain they'll be reintegrated back into the fold, besides maybe Ben.

>>211587114
nigga u cant even afford the season pass

>>211587180
A teenage hoebag that your idol had sex with when she was a child. Stay mad nigga.

>>211587071
idubbbbbbbbbbzzzz
his skank girlfriend
rachel
fedmyster
h3h3
colossaliscrazy
chrischan
sssniperwolf

and run a bitchtank at the same time so the troon paypigs can watch the list above while the other paypigs and normal viewers can watch it instead

>>211587131
nick’s trashy and has nothing to say that the funniest guy at any blue collar doesnt also say. hes an edgy east coast skumbag larry the cable guy

>>211586984
>You need like 9 months at least for you guys to plan a proper season hire people setup a new house BUY PROPER EQUIPMENT etc
Nigga they don't need to hire more people or buy better equipment, its not perfect but thats not the problem
the problem is that they don't plan activities and challenges
Like, why not grab the best challenges of season 1, 2 and 3 and mix them up with the new challenges made for this season?

Why haven't we had the baby challenge from season 1? its the perfect challenge for the fish to get to know each other. Maybe add some new rules to incentivize them to mess with each other.
Why wasn't the human centipede challenge yesterday a competition?

>>211587173
If that's the case why did the entire MDE fanbase freak out over jins joke about the perfect age being 12-16?

>>211587204
you're a virgin and you talk like a nigger. the cringe is off the charts

>>211587084
most likely this. nobody can prove he has kids.

>>211587173

except he was 32 and she just turned 14

every season always has something good going for it. Production always find a way to completely ruin it

>>211587106
>pure and virginal white or asian girls with no mental issues that are somehow ok with being
my wife

>>211587161
We're like the '03 Bonnie & Clyde,
you wouldn't get it

She gets a kick out of it and I rub her bunyin after work and pinch her nips as hard as I can

>>211587210
each season should only have new challenges

goran

>>211587215
You make shit up about me because you're mad I am saying the truth about your idol. Shits embarrasing nigga. You worship a nonce.

>>211586887
Nick goes to degen swinger sex parties and Charls is a drugged out degen schizo already and lets his wife go on sex vacations in Europe.

big ups juche respecters

>>211587170
some real gospel of christ shit my dude. hell yeah.

>>211587214
because we hate asian men

>>211587237
She's obese.

>>211587098
They are surrounded by yesmen. Jet has openly stated that he has decided to just block out anyone who puts ideas in his head that upset him. Not just people who shit on him, not people who give helpful advice and constructive criticism, just anyone who is upsetting him. He can't deal with you right now and has other things to do so you are blocked.
Kicking Jin is like that. His presence upset him so he just had to go. It's just an extension of his twitter behavior.

>>211585661 (OP)
buncha moralfags in this thread
if you hate sam/jet so much why do you even watch the show or post here.
i dont care if they have sex, yall should try it sometime

>>211587192
Persians. Even their language is in a different language group than Arabic. Conflating Arabs and Iranians is like conflating Mongolians and Thais just because they're both Buddhist.

>>211587242
Meds

>>211587173
>>211587197
NHH total pedophile death inshallah rabbis OUT

>>211587220
because of underground steroids, sam hyde is infertile
it is a well known side effect of steroids use, we can already see steroids rage in him, which is also a side effect of steroids

sam hyde the 42 years old roid golem raped a 12 years old girl in her ass and his fanbase actually defends him and covers for him.
let that sink in.

>>211587238
you should never post on 4chan again. it's too repetitive. leave forever.

>>211587241
i can tell you're low iq too

>>211587173
except the 30 year dude when you bring it up.

UPDATE!!!
JACK DOHERTY JUST BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE ISLAND BOY
HOLY FUCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7-CefLAPVg
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7-CefLAPVg

>>211587263
>if you hate sam/jet so much why do you even watch the show or post here.
It’s fun to make fun of their failures, which are plenty when watching Fishtank on ppvs

>>211587214
>the entire MDE fanbase
no it was only twitter trannies and normies.

/ftl/ loved Jin and didn't care about his comments, most even agreed with him.

>>211587210
This.
The production/equipment side of things is like the one thing they don't fuck up regularly.
The problem is they're just fucking fried retards with zero forethought or creativity. They need to reach out and find a creative who is in the same reaslm (ie not some sensitive lib pussy) but isn't encapsulated in MDE bullshit for a fresh perspective, also make sure he isn't a strung up druggie.

They need an outside voice of reason to go "No you shouldn't kick Jin he's good for the show"

Channing, Cryo, I appreciate the work you, but you're too deranged and schizo. If we want to take Sam down, you guys need to stay behind the scenes.

>>211587263
>moral fag is when show gets ruined and fans start to discuss the depraved background of the show runners

>>211586669
this
Jet and Sam are running a show about mental torture/humiliation and encouraging fans to be as parasocial as possible, watch e-girls sleep, send them love letters, and so on
Jin was showing them mirror and they didn't like it one bit

do you miss me miss misery

>>211587237
>retard proud of his first slam pig gf with gross tits
well gotta be proud of something I guess.

>>211587290
>JACK DOHERTY
who?
>THE ISLAND BOY
who?

Don't tell me. I don't care.

>>211587290
fake as fuck

>>>/wsg/5900157

>>211587294
/ftl/ isn't the mde fanbase, we're disavowed.

>>211587264
Persians are a LARP group which ceased to be genetically or culturally distinct with the fall of, you guessed it, Persia. You are all just Arabs now. You are all Muslims now. Israelis are just Russians and Italians LARPing as Hebrews but Hebrews also stopped existing even longer ago so since they grouped themselves in the Levant and LARP as Hebrews they can also be considered Arab now.
All of you can kill each other and we don't care anymore.

>>211587022
The only reason I care is because Sam has made it a core part of his identity that he hates pedos and will ruin his own show just to tell you how much he hates pedos. Like how he went off before season 1 even started when asked if they can say what they want on stream and he went on a rant about how much he hates pedos, accused the chatter of being a pedo and said you can't advocate for pedophilia on the show. All while he is guilty of fucking a kid.

>>211587181
>>211587183
>>211587202
>>211587174
We love taunting the incels :)

Why don't you guys go do something with that impotent rage that will please your MK Ultra handlers?

Or maybe go buy Ellie a snack to feel better!!!

>>211587294
>/ftl/ loved Jin
which is why they kicked him

It makes sense that the people that keep bringing up marky are also degenerate christ deniers. i just know they are all trannies.

>>211587288
Doesn't change the fact that your idol fucked a child

>>211587265
Not a single word of that in conjecture and I didn’t even bring up Nick’s tranny porn incident.

>>211587294
>most even agreed with him.
i dont know bout that

>>211587145
Were you 30 and fucked her when she was 16 and met up a girl hundreds of miles from her home after only talking online?

Drench has a huge ass

>>211587263
Aren't Sam and Jet the moralfags for kicking a guy for being a "pervert"?

BOGAN WIFE IS UP

>>211587237
looks fat and brown but that checks for /ftl/

>>211587168
Nick is (was) a hardcore car salesman, like Glenngary Glenn Ross hungry, real passion for the sale. Sam was a salesman for a short while, but fell out (I don't know if Nick put the word in for him or not).

He had an antique store as his passion project, but I think that closed, because everyone, buyer or seller is a haggle min-maxxing jew, killed the fun in it.

He made/makes big bucks with real-estate, remodeling, flipping, and such, his brother Jake is also into real-estate.

He now has Chamonix with his wife, and it seems to be going well.

Man have wife, man have child, man have business, man happy.

>WAAAH my self-insert was kicked

>>211587319
ellie's pimp (a zoomer twink fag)
vs
some fag but like he's a fag even to other professional fags

>>211587150
lies

Still waiting for literally anyone to claim that they've touched a firearm and pussy in the last 24 hours. At least you can call me gay because the universe would surely never put anyone superior to you spergs in this thread...

>>211587335
It is Channing (Sams ex who is a psycho meth addict) and her KF orbiters.

>>211587342
Kiwitroon pls, HRT has made you retards all pattern-seeking schizophrenics.

>>211587192
Smartest kike

>>211587307
Remember when Josh moon tries to get channing on stream to give her a platform to markypost to a wider audience but she came on completely wasted and incoherent and ruined her credibility

what would happen if someone hypothetically broke into the fishtank house
then impregnated ellie before production can get to her
and then leave

>>211587300
if only Jet were a known 4chan user

>>211587322
what does this expression convey?

>>211587363
Jin was objectively a cringe retard, the circumstances about why he was kicked are the problem.
I know you faggots get this, but you just don't want to accept that the show runners are weak skinned degenerate faggots

>>211587329
did you ever take time to wonder why he has never been charged with anything? it's actually not against the law to fuck teenage girls if they are known sluts. teenage girls are capable of seducing and lying to older men and they do this all time. marky was a slut when she was younger, sam wasn't her first and the funniest part is she wants to put it all behind her. it's you virgins who keep up this crusade that will go nowhere that no one wants except fuck head christmas example and that femcel on youtube

>>211587346
Scary how close you are but we actually dated online for two years then met when she was 18, fucked and then married when she was 19 and have been married ever since, which is about five years now and yes I was literally 30 when we met

>>211587322
did they at least comp his round trip?

>>211587390

>>211587168
He used to be a cars salesman. Now he is a hustler doing side gigs which I think once again includes selling cars, but also flipping houses, probably dropshipping.
The guy is a yapper and a good liar. That is his marketable skill. He will buy some cheap piece of shit and make it look like it's worth a lot and sell it.

>>211586932
Freak pedo wants people posting children. You are a psycho

>>211587390
>what does this expression convey?

>narcissist smirk

>>211587263
I don't watch I'm too based

>>211587209
Okay, calm down Bill Burr.

>>211587379
how could you miss on such a tranny gem?

you have been snippy ALL DAY man

>>211587396
You’re not arguing against his point

>>211587396
And it's legal for Jin to fuck 13 year olds in Japan, so what's the issue?

>>211587396
That doesnt change the fact that he is still a nonce, regardless of the reasons as to why he fucked a child.
No amount of virtue signalling will remove the fact that he fucked a child.

Is anything happening yet

>>211587404
hi sam

>>211587399
this isn't fanfiction.net

>incel trannys with tons of CP on their computer who grooms kids on discord is definitely actually upset that Sam Hyde had consensual sex with a 16 year old.

bill ottman not knowing why people are being kicked off the show

Rachel’s singing sounds demonic

>>211587412
Did they ever give an explanation for this or did they bury it markystyle?

>>211587375
Channing is on her honeymoon in Europe with her new Canadian/Serbian husband (im jelly)

Not a doom poster but I still haven't laughed once at this season
Early s3 had me crying sometimes

>>211587438
>Did they ever give an explanation for this or did they bury it markystyle?
it was a bit

>>211587429
Whatever helps you cope with the jealousy anon, whatever helps you cope.

>>211587443
Ok

>>211587438
i think they delisted that stream and it never was brought up again

>fishtank is going to die before qt gocked up troon dommy mommy girlcock queen season
why even bother

>>211587392
>replying to jet other than to name and rebuke him

tired of this moon cricket behavior
im grumpy and i dont wanna hear this babbling fat pilled out bitch

>>211587390
>hey ellie, i ve heard you are 4chan person, well, as you heard, i am too, will you now suck my dick?

>>211587423
no, you're likely the nonce though considering you think 15 year old girls are children. you're a virgin and a nonce, a dangerous combination

>>211587418
he has no point, he's a loser nerd virgin and crypto pedophile that has never interacted with a 15 year old girl. maybe he got bummed in the boy's school

how can ellie sleep like this?

>>211587447
living in reality helps

reminder they almost kicked mizzy week one

>>211587430
>middle aged rapist and Weinstein style producer trading sexual favors for casting roles is definitely upset Jin was inappropriate to women

>>211587359
thanks

>>211587412
OH NO, THE SMOKING GUN!!!!!!

You tranny, you really think that means anything? You think, that it might just be that, and call me crazy maybe, just putting this out there, just being devils advocate here, that he was searching degen shock shit for a prank/joke?

They literally talked on PGL about sending videos of gayniggers to friends as a joke. You schizo troon, you.

>>211587396
It's not against the law to go on fishtank after writing a book talking about not dating campers, doesn't stop Sam Hyde from sperging the fuck out.

>>211587463
>how can ellie sleep like this?
shes not asleep
shes on her phone

>>211587443
nah s4 was legitimately shaping up to be good. jin getting eliminated anti climactically offscreen was dumb and now the only thing people will talk about for the rest of the season.

>>211587461
>no, you're likely the nonce though considering you think 15 year old girls are children. you're a virgin and a nonce, a dangerous combination
Shit doesn't even make sense. At least troll better

>>211587399
Where did you meet a 16 year old online when you were 30?

>>211587453
Also Jet Im not paying for your season pass

>>211587474
very sneaky tactics jet it’s almost like you’ve had practice

>just find fans that are kind of into the show but also not really

At what point can you just admit that production is the only recocurring thing that fucks the show up? It's not them being fans or normies

>>211587461
>post about why he cares (the hypocrisy, nothing to do with morality)
>argument is why you think it’s morally okay
nah he has a point you’re just an illiterate retard.

So literally none of you faggots own both a gun and girlfriend???

None of you can act like your word holds any water for real bros. It's real gremlin hours and I'm glad I can make some of you seethe

>>211587478
this is crazy levels of cope

>>211587168
Nepobaby fag
His family owns car dealership and they all do real estate business

>>211587363
Danielfags are the worst. Kys

>>211587478
there is nothing wrong about being an eddie rocker nick, its the denying and being closeted about it that's embarrassing

>>211587497
knowing sam fucked marky is a surface level thing at this point

>>211587483
oh it's r/asianmaculinity here to defend simmon's honor

he was a plagiarizing chink responsible for shitting up amazon with all the chink nonsense that make it the marketplace unusable. fuck you

Niggas really in this thread like oh no we know hes a pedo, but liek erm based
The state of you losers

>>211587493
fbi.gov

fat bitch is literally boogie
or lena dunham
always the same type of deathfat predator
it seems to draw in the normalfags
only thing is she did the boogie arc in 4 days

So is Rachel still leaving or not

I hate rachel so much. she reminds me of my highschool girlfriend. she was fat too and a fucking bpd meltdown narcassist.
Everytime she gets owned by TTS its healing my soul

>>211587483
>after writing a book
he didn't even write it, it was plagiarized

>>211587499
I'm single now (she OD'd) but ya guns r kewl I like beretta 92fs

>>211587522
>shitting up amazon
what a crime, hang him high.

>>211587307
I'm happy to just chip away at the MDE empire from time to time and Hate watch.

A single cut will not kill but 1,000 cuts would.

>>211587499
Have both, not insecure enough to need to post about them

>>211587497
I didn't really like jin in the tank all that much but what I respect about him is how he knows there is nothing to win on fishtank. I hate jimmy and burt and dont care about mizzy but seeing them try to suck production's dick is just sad. I can understand someone like vin diesel doing 200 fast and furious movies because they get paid a lot, but making fishtank your whole personality and streaming to 15 people is just sad.

>>211587483
>a book talking about not dating campers
HAHAHAHAHA kys

>>211587533
intended audience for this slop moment

>>211587300
First four days of the show Jin already had two viral clips from the show and was in the middle of his third with the panty raids. Stirred up drama with Drench and squashed it, creating tension with Daniel and making him crack, his crime was being a funny high energy menace he had to be stopped

Aside from S1 they’ve kicked out the actual fan favorite every time, if Luke wasn’t a plant or had his BB credits it would've been the same deal (and even then he was out for three quarters of the season)

>>211587533
>I hate rachel so much. she reminds me of my highschool girlfriend. she was fat too.

just because its an anonymous board doesnt mean you have to share everything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYCogO9a-Wo&list=OLAK5uy_nQ7qzrh2DeQlU278QmrYg6dMPed49WiZc&index=14
>sun rises over the campsite
>link related plays
>director activates and cycles through the cams
>/ftl/ day crowd shuffles in excited to see what jet has in store today
it always turned out to be underwhelming and chudgang always found a way to ruin it but those moments were magical

>Day 1 was solid enough for a first day
>Day 2 boring
>Day 3 hilarious with Rachel's meltdown and then being slathered in milk, things are looking up
>Burn it all to the ground by kicking Jin for no reason
>On a season tied for the least starting fish to begin with
This is why 10 should be the minimum fish amount
>>211587493
Fortnite discord server
>>211587525
16 is the AOC for like half the US and both of our states at the time, only reason we waited so long to have sex is because there is there is some sketchyness with crossing state lines to have sex even if both people are above the AOC also it proved to her I wanted to start an actual life with her beyond sex

>>211587541
plagiarizing is a crime

>>211587533
you're not supposed to date the fat ones dawgy
Just bang them once when you're wasted and then never talk to her again or tell anyone

>>211587532
it would be a power move from her, since less people in the tank, less money for wiggers, they dont give a shit about her, they wanted to humiliate her, and they did last day

>>211587536
uhhh guys, the alcoholic loser and the crack whore are too likable. I'm afraid we're going to have to kick them out, this is a Christian show after all

>>211587505
>>211587515
Bruh, you kiwitroons are the most useful idiots they could wish for.
>ignore real shit
>to hyperfocus on some schizo gotchas over screencaps

>>211587574
Scamming shitty self-help writers by stealing their work is doing the world a favor.

>>211587547
Cared enough to say this you STUPID WEAK REPLYING FAGGOT

And I have the biggest feet.

Rachel ate Vance. His carcass is still in her belly, getting digested like a big animal inside a snake.

>people are still watching

ellie reposted season 3 clips on her tiktok account, only burt clips
and also burtbronx clips post fishtank
shes a burt enjoyer
im in love

NEW

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>>211587522
Sam canceling other "pedos" is crazy how does he get away with it? Is it Jewish Privilege??

>>211587601
Posting about your vore fetish award