Thread 211587460

times you acted like The Whale

>>211587460 (OP)
My family orders an entirely separate pizza box just for me when we get takeout. Wish I was joking.

how do I get rid of my sweet tooth? I'm not a big eater by all means but I have to try really hard to not have a sugary treat every day

>>211587486
These foods were designed to be as addictive as possible. Trying to get rid of a sweet tooth is like trying to get rid of a heroin addiction through sheer willpower (impossible)

I went to a house party and I did not know the people. It was a friend of a friend's relative's house or something. The food there went quickly and I didnt get any, so I went into their fridge and found a box of new, really nice looking sushi and ate the whole thing. I wasn't even really hungry, I ate a pretty big meal already before the party. I was drunk and just kinda mad that they didn't have enough food

>>211587486
Just don't, it's an acquired habit that will go away if you break it. As to how, don't put yourself in situations where you're like to want sweets. Eat something else. Only buy groceries with a list. Don't get hungry with nothing else to eat. Dont' have them at home.

>>211587485
Gluttony
>>211587528
Sloth
>>211587531
Wrath

>>211587486
A bit of sugar is ok to keep the overcharged ADHD brain running apparently.

I got two sausage mcgriddles instead of one

>>211587460 (OP)
Times I acted like a movie? Huh? Do you mean times I acted like the character Charlie from the movie The Whale? "The Whale" is not a reference to Charlie. It is a reference to Moby Dick.

>>211587557
The first 2 arnt really moral sin as they arnt harming anyone but themselves and thats their choice. The third is theft so is morally wrong.

HOW DO I STOP EATING CHEESE

>>211587986
what else can you do with it

i ate 18 uncrustables in a sitting

>>211587986
based cheese enjoyer

I eat so much that sometimes the veins in my left arm start to hurt

>>211587755
>The first 2 arnt really moral sin as they arnt harming anyone but themselves and thats their choice.
Both fatasses and neets harm every other society member but requiring more government-funded medical care and gibs respectively.

>>211587460 (OP)
when I couldn't help myself and ate a second hard candy from the bowl

>>211587460 (OP)
>Order 8 wings
>they give me 9
>eat all 9

>today I'm not going to eat any br-
>*eats all the bread of the whole world*

>>211587528
Oh yea sugar withdrawal is so bad. Millions of people are hospitalized every day

>>211587730
it's a double entendre smartass

>>211588819
No it isn't. He wasn't even obese in the original draft of the play, just a shut-in.

>>211587460 (OP)
On Sunday I got a large chicken tender meal at my fast food area and then went to the Pizza store and got a large pizza.

>>211589206
Makes no difference. We're talking about the finished product, not the original draft.

>>211589406
You are making a double entendre out of it but the title is not a double entendre. You need to have some postmodern death of the author world view to support that.

>>211588716
>goyslop isn’t designed to be one of the most addictive substances on earth
Retard

>>211587460 (OP)
The moment I gained sentience I became The Whale

>>211587460 (OP)
When I woke up from a 18+ hour nap and was so hungry I just crouched in front of the fridge and ate two boxes of cold thin crust pizzas and lasagna and I swear to God it was the most delicious thing ever

>>211587755
The REAL Real 7 deadly sins:
Kikes
Niggers
Trannies
Faggots
Whores
Druggos
Fats
(Violations of based E V R O P A )

>>211589501
Death of the author and also death of the poster who disagrees with me

>>211587460 (OP)
doesn't happen with food happens with fapping
God have mercy on me

>>211590384
Certified latinx post.

>>211587755
Murder is just extreme assault
Rape is just sexual assault
Trespass is just temporary theft of property
Coercion is just threat of assault
Deception is just theft of the truth
You only have 2 sins there

I was obese basically from when I could form memories till 24. Raised by a single mom who basically just threw food at me with no limits. I was basically the whale everyday growing up.
The biggest at once was I believe during E3 in 2011/2012 I went and loaded up on food for the show and I ate a family sized doritos/big ass strawberry cheesecake/3 mc chickens/3 double cheeseburgers/2 large fries/a random assortment of other chocolate candy/ 2x 2 liters of coke all within the span of probably under 2 hours. I'm pretty sure I ate 2 other meals earlier in the day as well.

It's a miracle I made it out of that mess without diabetes or any gastrointestinal problems. Loose skin is a bitch though.

>>211590563
Especially after popping an adderall

>>211587460 (OP)
I used to not move much except to walk across the street around every 4 days to pick up a 4 pack of 2L Cokes. Then I moved and now I need to drive to the store and got fat. I think it's not about the actual calories burnt in the short walk but about signalling the body to focus on muscle development instead of storing fat like you're hibernating.

>>211587486
Eat apples and bananas instead. That worked for me. I still eat chocolate every once and a while, but I no longer feel like I need to eat a little debbie after lunch every day.

>>211587460 (OP)
Yesterday I ordered three meal packs for dinner. I paid ~30$. Then I ate ice cream. And I had some leftover soft cookies too. My whaleouts are becoming worse.

>>211591239
Single mothers should be executed by the state

>>211587460 (OP)
*heavy breathing*
>What have you...
*clears throat*
>got for me?
*licks lips*

I whale out on Panda Express all the time. It's so fvcking good

>>211592127
idk what a meal pack is but your whale out is pathetic.
i used to get $50+ of food on doordash and then $30+ of snacks/candy on gopuff and stay up until 2am or later munching on it all. i’d eat food, then goon, then eat candy, then goon, then eat food, over and over until i couldn’t keep my eyes open anymore. i would do this pretty much every friday and saturday, and sometimes sundays.
i am fat but sometimes i am amazed that i’m not 300lbs.

>>211587486
I used to have a sweet tooth as well and just replaced it with eating fruit every day, honey, peanut butter, jam, milk also help.