Thread 211587600

How can you become The One if highlanders are always borning?

borning?

>>211587653
Boughted to life

>>211587600 (OP)
Why was his original gf such a giant cunt? She went from oh boo hoo he's dying to BURN THE WITCH in like 30 seconds.

>>211587600 (OP)
You cant.
But trying is what life is

>>211587600 (OP)
>>211587691
Based ETL

>>211587600 (OP)
>>211587691
SAR

>>211587779
They were dumb people. Remember when he (or Duncan, I forget which) buried his sword and couldn't find it for like a hundred years?

>>211587779
OP is retarded in a can still mop the floors at Walmart way, you're retarded in a drinks the mop juice and wears the bucket afterwards way.

>>211587691
how is babby formed

>>211587798
But several of the movies end with him becoming the one don't they? I think part 3 and the final one

>>211587911
Is that the Type O Negative singer?

>>211588036
It's clancy brown you newage hipster.

>>211588092
Mr Crabs was in Type O Negative?

>>211588216
Damn, you learn something new every day

>>211588216
No, he was in the Hong Kong Cavaliers.

>>211587911
White powder wasn't necessary, he already looked high as fuck.

>>211587600 (OP)
Did they ever explain how it works if your limbs get cut off, or your dick?

>>211588216
>In my place, one hundred patties frying

>>211588865
If they hold the severed against where it was they it reattaches itself

>>211587600 (OP)
This is plainly stated in the movie. When the time comes, they'll all be compelled to travel to one specific place, where they'll face each other until there's only one left.

>>211591187
What about babies and toddlers?

>>211587653
borning from vagene and feeded from bob sar

WELL HERE WE ARE
WE'RE THE PRINCESS OF THE UNIVERSE

>>211591328
You do that one. Go ahead.

>>211587600 (OP)
Imagine never having to worry about paying alimony

>>211591328
You don't turn highlander until you're an adult.

>>211587931
how highlander get pragnant???

>>211591716
>You don't turn highlander until you're an adult.
Ahem. This kid's mentor waited until he was old enough/tall enough to hold a sword properly before killing him for the first time
>inb4 that's the show
The show is canon to the movies

>>211591650
What did he mean by this?

you have to send all of the others back to Zeist

>>211587600 (OP)
borning to you too sir

>>211592739
Oh you're on that mythos huh

bump

>>211591187
No they're all aliens duh

>>211592670
>virgins the moment they turn 30

>>211587600 (OP)
Is that fucking Raiden?

>>211587600 (OP)
>>211587691
sharty and its consequences have been a disaster for this site

>>211591799
Next you'll tell me that Highlander II: The Quickening isn't canon.

>>211587600 (OP)
the highlanders are all impotent, they can't have kids.

>>211587600 (OP)
Have can Ramirez die if he is always bond burgering?

>>211591389
>borning from vagene and feeded from bob sar
btw are there any canon Indian highlanders?

>>211591747
they need to do way instain kurgan, who kill their highlanders because highlander cannot frigth back?!

>>211594971
His origin

>Antonio Banderas was always the meme Ramirez casting for the remake
>yfw it's actually going to be pedro pascal

>>211596229
>Sean Bean as Ramirez

>>211587653
Yes, Borning.
Spilling another person out of your tyke slide is borning them

>>211596652
Honestly, that's the exact direction they should go for. Have him put on his thickest Yorkshire accent and proceed as normal. It would fit the tone far more than going for a realistic accent in a movie beloved for being pulpy.

>>211597017
I don't know if Sean Bean would be up for another fantasy movie after Knights of the Zodiac.

>>211596229
Ramirez isn't even Spanish he's Egyptian

>>211596229
Man SSJ Cavil-kun just can't catch a break

>>211587600 (OP)
Because there's only a certain number of them that came from the Planet Zeist, 500 years ago

>>211587600 (OP)
born is naturally past tense retard.

Which is the least shit sequel?

>>211599347
the sorcerer.
It's fucking stupid and a rehash, but it's the only one that actually tried to justify a sequel

>>211587600 (OP)
How does a spaniard have a katana in scotland when Japan didn't exist yet?

I really don't understand what'd be so bad about range-banning the entire non-English speaking world. People get nostalgic about old 4chan but what they really mean is the time when it was just Americans, Euros, and a few Australians.

>>211596229
Better him than fucking John Leguizamo

>>211587600 (OP)
>woaahhh this race of immortals is locked in everlasting battle
>you see like four of them and half the time they're friends

>>211592670
>in French accent

if you kill an immortal with down syndrome do you get a slowening instead

>All I know of this series is from the Spoony reviews
>The first time I saw the first one was way back in like 2007 cause of my weird friend in high school who wanted us to watch it on Netflix back when they had a watch together feature in the 360.

Is the movie even good? Only things I remember is young Clancy Brown, Connery's over acting and Queen.

I’ve been watching the show and the plot issues drive me nuts. Like how you supposedly get all the knowledge and power from the quickening but that doesn’t seem to happen at all. No one ever mentions knowledge that’s not their own, and if it was true new immortals like richie would get insta killed by 500 year old ones with the power of dozens or more other immortals. Just the sword experience alone would be super hard to overcome. I do find it funny how in a few hundred years duncan has managed to meet seemingly half the human population on earth and 98 percent of the immortal population. Oh and another thing, immortals are only formidable really because humans don’t know their weakness. One immortal who had the foresight to get rich and powerful(easy on that timescale) and then hire/force humans to hunt down immortals, kill them and tie them up and bring them to him to cut their head off would win the whole thing. Also just ones who shoot guys in the face then cut their heads off. It’s shown that nothing happens to you if you break the “rules”. I could go on forever. Still enjoy the show tho

>>211602216
Yes, it's great. And not just in a cheesy 80s way either, though there's plenty of that.

Highlander 2 really isn't that bad, it just doesn't make any sense

>>211595056
Other people are birthing them. It's not like I'm saying they're their own dads

>400 years old
>still bangs 20 year olds
Sick fuck!

>>211599334
We're talking about the present and future, nimrod

>>211600575
Not an argument. And Grammar nazis should go to reddit

>>211601790
That's why the series is superior

>>211602129
You gain retard strength

>>211602610
>It’s shown that nothing happens to you if you break the “rules”.
IIRC they mentioned that Pompei was an example of someone breaking the rules

>>211587600 (OP)
Who decided they all have to kill each otjer but being born at different times? Feels like an unfair competition.

>>211601790
Is the last if them though.

>>211602216
Who wants to live forever...

>>211587600 (OP)
all the modern scenes in this movie were dogshit

>>211605326
can we extrapolate that the jobber black guy and the backflipping suit dude were two of the most powerful immortals around then?

>>211604762
A baby is WAS born.
If a baby hasn't been born, it doesn't exist.

>>211605380
i disagree but i wish kurgan kept his peter steele hair instead of his gay skinhead look

>>211601790
That's how it would be.
Other immortals are the only people you could really relate to after a few hundred years.
Until you're forced to actually battle them, you'd enjoy what few moments of respite you get.
Of course, you wouldn't get along with ALL of them, but you'd want at least one or two meaningful companions.

Who wants to jizz forever?
Who wants to jizz foreverrrrrrrrrr?

I AM IMMORTAL
I HAVE INSIDE ME BLOOD OF AIDS
ACK!

>>211587600 (OP)
>How can you become The One if highlanders are always borning
they're not "always borning"

>>211603898
Argie here, like two years ago a gossip show commentator once casually recounted how during the filming of the movie Christopher Lambert was always doing cocaine at Van Damme levels and the owners of a local strip club had to ask him to leave so they could close and clean up because he wanted to spend all his time there.
(also, I don't know why they even bothered coming all the way down here to film because the locations could have been on any set in LA)

>>211601851
Is Sean Connery retarded?

>>211606042
there's a documentary about the filming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLEWwJwgk9c
basically they blew through the entire budget before they were halfway through filming because they thought Argentina would be cheaper but nothing got done on time

>>211606736
Why not support a film from your country?

>>211604267
>can't have kids and can't get sick
>look like a chad forever
Every immortal would be a horndog

>>211599347
Sorcerer.
It's absolutely corny bullshit, but a few things redeem it.
1: Mario Van Peebles is having the time of his life and his performance, and his one liners are hilarious
2: The training montage
3: Deborah Unger (or her body double's) ass

>>211605426
>cries about grammar
>is WAS
Checkmake atheist.

>>211587600 (OP)
I'm borning your moethr~!

>>211592670
Kino!

>>211596652
Fucking based

>>211591799
>The show is canon to the movies
No, it is not. It actively ignores the ending of the movie where Connor was the last immortal and won the prize.

>>211608363
The show vs the movie was literally multiverse shit before the multiverse shit was even a thing.
Really
I used to watch this shit in the 90s, the show is considered a separate universe

>>211587653
anon doesn't know how babby is formed

>>211608363
Every other story someone becomes the last. But of course someone is always born so the story continues

>>211587600 (OP)
>the prize for killing all the other immortals is that you get to die
I don't understand the point

>>211609249
The only prize that matters was from the first movie, you are one with all living things and can help people understand each other, and also live and grow old and have children.
Just watch the film, its basically about why being an autistic incel who studied the blade is bad and having a family and being connected to others is good.

>HEEEEEERE WE ARE
>BORN TO BE KINGS
>WE'RE THE PRINCES OF THE UUUUNIVERRRRSE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyPWpP6w8AA

OP you don't seem to understand. The Immortals can't die, even if you chop off their heads and there is lightning and shit everywhere and harry potter-sorcery going on, they'll just be teleported to Mars and keep living. Haven't you seen the movies?

>>211600427
they literally explain it

>>211609686
Even if you accept that as still being canon it doesn't explain the prophecy of someone ever becoming the last one

Fuck, I would watch the series when it was first airing. Not by choice, mind you - I was a little kid and my folks fuckin' loved highlander.

I always liked whenever Roger Daltrey and Joan Jett would make an appearance, though.

>>211587600 (OP)
did spooky movie night on cytube change the meaning of the theme song for anyone else

So the stormlight archive guy actually stole the zeist idea from highlander

>>211609525
Sure until your family gets killed by an autistic incel who studied the blade. That's always been the catch 22 of the human condition.

>>211597237
Oh shit. They are gonna make him black in the reboot now, aren't they?

>>211610232
Then you need another autistic incel who studied the blade who counters so it's a catch 44

>>211608363
There was an episode - I think the one where the Watchers were introduced - where Joe mentions Connor killing the Kurgan. So the shows mythology is that Connor killed Kurgan like in the movie but that they weren't the last two. It's weird why they would do that.

>>211587911
>virgin slave to the system
vs
>chad ungovernable jester

>>211604097
>Other people are birthing them
The show always sort of implied that they're not birthed, they just kind of pop up and go to orphanages and such.

>>211609844
What was with those rockstar cameos anyway?

>>211603898
Recently saw this and I completely agree. Granted, I watched the Renegade Cut and not the original theatrical version that was apparently so terribly edited. Overall it was a pretty solid sequel that really took things in a different direction and managed to match the story beats of the original without being repetitive about it. The only really stupid part was Ramirez' second (third) death, and that was more due to the circumstances of that stupid death trap than anything else.

>>211609954
>spooky movie night on cytube
I don't know what that is

>>211610232
After building a family you're meant to build a community to act as a human shield to protect them

>>211588731
Laugha' while you a can, monkey boy!

>>211611151
it's every friday at 10 or 9 EST depending on the week usually 9 now. been going since like 2016 or some shit and got me through the pandemic

>>211611046
Don't know, don't care. Just love 'em. Roger Daltrey was charismatic as fuck and Joan Jett was still a babe.

>>211611609
I didn't like Daltrey's episodes. Felt too cameo-ish and campy

>>211610644
>It's weird why they would do that.
They wanted the show to go on as long as possible, and at the time they had two options:
Make the series a prequel to the original, which means Duncan would have to die at some point, or throw all that shit out the window and do their own thing.
You can see why they would choose the later. Also Highlander III came out not too long afterwards, so it more or less set a necessary precedent to keep the franchise going.

>>211611046
Probably because Queen made the soundtrack of the first film, so they really wanted to leverage that connection to rock music. They probably would have tried to get Freddie myself if he had lived.

>>211611601
>got me through the pandemic

>>211588921
This was a good post I won’t let it go unnoticed

>>211597237
He's Zeisty

what happened to the Japanese highlanders in Hiroshima?

>>211611792
Really? Even with all the great banter between him and Adrian Paul?

>>211616598
Seems unclear what happens when one of them gets blown up by a bomb.

one

>>211587600 (OP)
he's literally me

>>211587822
Search & Rescue?

>>211616606
The banter was fine enough but I seem to remember some episodes that went nowhere and I think there was a string of episodes like that. This was before steaming and binge watching, so stuff like that was annoying

>>211610276
What are you complaining about? Highlanders are the ultimate WE WAZ

>>211588731
i wanted 50 more of the buckaroo banzai movies

>>211609249
Both Connor and the Kurgan have got bored with life by the time the gathering happens. Connor is going through the motions and barely gives a shit anymore, and the Kurgan is a hollow shell that only comes to life when he gets to be an asshole.
Mortality would be a relief.

That said, it would fucking suck for the tv immortals that only just revived

>>211624504
Me? I’d just ignore the gathering and chill on holy ground for like 5 thousand years and bang slutty women.

>>211612768
>tried to get Freddie myself
Freddie? Is that you?

OP being a pajeet aside, it's never really established that new immortals are continually being "birthed" or once it reaches a certain amount then it stops. But that doesn't matter.

>>211587911
Hey man, come on dude. That's not cool

>>211596229
JAVIER
BARDEM

>>211626610
>But that doesn't matter.
It does.

>>211587600 (OP)
Kill faster.

>>211627102
>JAGGGG

>>211588036
Kekkk I thought it was Peter at first too

>>211618094
It's been implied in the series that they would heal the same way they would from any other injury, unless they explosive force is enough to rip their heads from their bodies.

>>211627821
>MAGLOUD

>>211602216
It's classic kino

>>211600696
Do you bite your thumb at me?

>>211625315
It would turn out one of the hot women was actually an immortal and would try murdering you once the gathering struck

>Ywn didn't have your first orgasm explained to you by Sean Connery
feelsbadman

>>211624504
>and the Kurgan is a hollow shell that only comes to life when he gets to be an asshole.

>Pic related
is the greatest TV show of all time,
ABSOLUTE CHAD KINO of the highest order

>>211630630
I dunno man there was a guy in the show who lost his hand. If a hand won’t grow back that raises a lot of other questions about how durable the immortals really are

>>211587822
nah this one was originally a sudaca error that sharty adopted
it's a rare non saar error

>>211612965
great selfie, you lifelong bullying victim

>>211610276
>that card is real

>>211636757
Does it really matter when sharty is full of underage Pajeets anyway?

>>211636468
If he had the hand right after the injury and held it against where it was severed it would have reattached itself

>>211637153
If only you knew how bad things really are.

>>211639245
Nothing wrong with this. Quit your bellyaching

bump

>>211587600 (OP)
The Highlander remake gets worse and worse bros.

>Tom Cruise as McCloud
then
>Henry Cavill as McCloud
now
>Michael Jordan as McCloud

Cruise would have been perfect. Can anyone make an a.i. clip of what this kino? Sean Connery's role was supposed to be a deaged Michael Caine. Why did he fucking make a 6 hour Mission Impossible flop instead? Is he crazy?

>>211587779
Because the Jews who made this wanted to portray Scottish people as subhuman for unknown reasons

>>211641791
>Cruise would have been perfect.
Cavill would be better

>>211612965
I look this this and buy merchandise like this

>>211641791
>McCloud

>>211607634
lol teach a nigger to write n shieeet

>>211639650
so much is wrong with this. what are you a fag jew?

>>211637532
It's kind of strange how, as much as it's "common" behind-the-scenes knowledge, there's never been a depiction of it in any media.

>>211646937
>>211647198
Meds now

>>211611151
It still baffles me they gave such a beautiful woman the ugliest haircuts imaginable during her time on the show.

>>211603898
michael ironside's awesomeness is enough to counteract the nonsensical plot.

>>211587691
I too watch american movie Hi-Lander.
It was very good, thank sir

best robbari

>>211592670
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>211642167
i'm afraid we did kill many many witches in the name of jesus christ here in scotland

unless of course history was written by jews too...
t. antisemite

>>211642056
>/v/ showing off his vidya collection

>>211587911
Imagine a timeline, where George Lucas immediately got to work filming the Star Wars prequels, and cast Clancy Brown as Anakin Skywalker.

>>211587600 (OP)
if you kill a highlander you get their powers and power level, its very hard for a normie to do that but there have been reported cases of it happening

Gimme the prize>who wants to live forever>princes of the universe

Paying indians to pretend they're humans having organic conversations on the internet is something even more perverse than dead internet and AI generated threads/posts. I could talk about highlander but I will not be a part of this neo 4chan shit

>>211641791
nigga hold up
you be saying that ourguy Cavill is out as McCloud and Michael B Jordan is in?

>>211625315
No one beyond the first movie gave a shit about murdering people on holy ground. And there aren't any repercussions anyway.

>>211653512
And?

>>211653705
No one is paying to shill some old movie, seek help.

ahem

>>211654266
It's not like this board have a similar thread every couple of days to keep people interested in this franchise since there's a new movie coming up, right? Go shit on your designated street, Ranjeet

>>211657495
I'd say seek help but I'd rather you just kill yourself since I bet you shit up 50 threads per day calling everyone pajeets

>>211653666
No one cares about ratings from the Prince of Lies.

Would you watch a movie about a black gangster turning out to be a highlander?

>>211657570
der ewige street shitter got mad at the internet again. Don't get yourself fired, Sanjay

>>211658511
Wasn't that the third one?