Imagine if these two made a podcast together

Imagine if op was straight

>>211590889 (OP)
I don't think it would work. Rollins was a genuinely intelligent and thoughtful dweeb. Bernthal is a wigged out dummy of the younger generation.

Hey, this is Henry Rollins.

I was in a band in the eighties that everybody says they like but they don't actually listen to. I'm a vegan, man! Can you handle this?! Brace yourself, because I'm about to beat you down with my basic bitch political opinions stated with a determined intensity. You won't be able to handle my conventional majority views stated monotonously over some bland hardcore guitar riffs. See, I'm a punk rocker, but I'm old now... old and wise! Being older means I'm smarter even though none of my positions have changed since I was an edgy teenager. Can you deal with that, America?!

I think masculinity is dumb. That's why I make tough guy faces and lift weights and stuff. I'll kick your ass if you like masculinity! I regularly donate to the Southern Poverty Law Center. I really hate southern poverty. Hopefully we can wipe it out one day. See, I'm a white guy, but I can't STAND white guys. This is a brave, bold statement I shouldn't be making, I might lose friends and social capital for saying it. Sorry if that bursts your bubble, honky, but that's just how it's gonna be.

>>211590889 (OP)
Imagine if they burned local together...

>>211592222
Get in the van!

>>211592271
Chills!

>>211590889 (OP)
mandatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVlNfo1tgXM

>>211590889 (OP)
Rollins is a retard. For 40 years he's been shouting about "the man" like he's stuck in the 70s. But that's what all aging punks are.

>>211590889 (OP)
Rollins would hate Bernthal.

>>211592130
>Rollins was genuinely intelligent and thoughtful
He's smarter than the average celeb but that's not saying much

>>211590889 (OP)
Rollins is the reason we have stand-up now instead of stand-up comedy

>>211592222
Kek gets me every time. Perfectly astute.

>>211590889 (OP)
Add Ron Pearlman to the mix and it would be kino.

Okay I just saw this and maybe he’s actually based:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH3WkHF_4J0

>>211592858
Rollins is stuck in a timeplace where punks could actually live together in filthy bohemian hobbles and survive.
Many such citations for how bad it got in the 70s/80s and how many youths were unironically fucked.

Problem is 99% of his advice on how to live is negated by (((modern youth))).
>bro don't carry a gun
yeah try saying that in NYC or LA.

>>211593366
>rollins invented spoken word

>>211592825
Classic. Such a shame how Sven went full retard in recent years.

>>211590889 (OP)
Didn't Rollins die like a year ago?

>>211593906
Typical low iq pol post.

>>211594320
No

Fricking massacre

>>211591415
>As a child and teenager, Rollins was sexually assaulted,[12] and he suffered from depression and low self-esteem.

>>211593906
I tune into a podcast with a punker that's the exact opposite talking about guns and concealed weapons all the time.

>>211594320
He'll die if that museum doesn't work out.

Rollins is an absolute twat online, but apparently he's cool to meet IRL. My brother shot the shit with him in a surfshop for like an hour just because they were both looking at surfboards.

>>211596353
Rollins probably could have been a cool 4chan sperg if he had that in his developing years instead of lame gay punk rock as his only outlet

>>211593766
>go be fat on someone else's time
fucking kek.

>>211590889 (OP)
Left no difs right, because right is afraid of guns.

>>211590889 (OP)
rollins aint a real one

>>211595517
shitposting is a banning offense.

>>211596242
because the "punker" you're listening to is probably a libertine.

rollins got BTFO by Diamond Dave himself
>rollins goes to some 6am morning show
>out comes David Lee Roth who has been partying and hasnt slept
>Rollins gives props to dave
>Dave opens up his trenchcoat which is lined and stacked with beer bottles and cans
>Dave: hey man you want a drink?
>Rollins: no, I dont drink..
>Dave: whatssammater man, yougot schooool tomorrow?
lmao
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/efFY8Zmzzns

>>211599625
They're good friends. Rollins helped Dave write his biography. He was just busting Rollins' balls.

>>211590889 (OP)
>podcast
you people are rubbish, podcast are trash for idiots

>>211592825
opened the thread hoping to find this

>>211590889 (OP)
i don't know who they are

>>211594320
you're thinking of my best mate from college

>>211593766
>english line is "I've forgotten what it's like"
>Dutch translation is "ik ben vergeten hoe dat is"
come on man, you dutchfags can't be for real

>>211600357
I think if I got drunk enough I could speak Dutch.

>>211596289
What's he going to showcase, his 40 different pressings of the same Damned album?

>>211600357
Lmao

>>211600052
Tim Robins on the right and I think Adam Driver on the left

>>211592222
quads of truth

>>211600357
>i've forgotten how that is
seems familiar enough..

>>211592222
>I really hate southern poverty.
always laugh at this part without fail

>>211592222
quads witnessed

>>211590889 (OP)
I'm so glad I never got any tattoos when I was a teenager/early 20s. Every Henry Rollins type of faggot is covered in ugly tattoos, along with basically every single woman in America now. Tattoos have become the epitome of uncool.

>>211590889 (OP)
It would just be the sound of them 69-ing each other.

>>211592222
checked and keked

>>211592130
>Rollins
>intelligent
lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALCLWf0c1cI

>>211592222
The fact this came from the Daily Shoah guys and still gets reposted all the time never cease to amaze me

>>211590889 (OP)
>well known drug addict by anyone who has even met him in passing
>constantly claims he's clean and has never had anything
i don't even get what rollins end goal with the grift is at this point. he's remained consistent about it his entire career and pretty much nobody has believed him for equally as long.

>>211601408
Kek

>>211605907
poltards are not smart people and they expose how out of touch they are to think Rollins is significant enough to mock in 2025.

>>211606152
>>well known drug addict by anyone who has even met him in passing
never heard this?

>>211607709
Making fun of Henry Rollins is funny for people old enough to know who he is, dumbass. It's a funny but

>>211590889 (OP)
I know one thing, they wouldn't allow any racism, antisemitism, misogyny, or any hate speech against LGBTAQ+-. And in the end, that is really the strongest you can be as a white-presenting man, I think!

>>211590889 (OP)
that much homosexuality in one podcast would cause an event horizon.

>>211590889 (OP)
henry rollins and all the touring SST records bands were involved in human trafficking and drug trafficking in the 80s.

he was known as a pedophile at city gardens.

>>211594320
he killed his boyfriend joe cole to get up a level.

>>211596353
he tried to rape me at an all ages show at city gardens in the summer of 88.

>>211592790
Get in the van and burn the coal, locally

>>211599785
theyre both jews.
>>211607885
he does a lot of speed pills hes also 5'4 at most.

>>211590889 (OP)
It would be so awesome. 3 hours of real talk.

>>211590889 (OP)
My favourite Henry Rollins cringe moment is him seething about Johnny Rotten, a real punk, dominating a punk rock panel, during which he could only sit on the sidelines being massively overshadowed. Obviously a problem for someone with his ego. He claimed he was close to knocking Rotten out, or some such tedious meathead cope, even though in reality he did little but sit meekly through the whole thing, and would pretend he owned JR by squeezing when they shook hands and refusing to let go, even though you can see clearly in the footage JR just pulled his hand away and barely even noticed. Rollins is also such a tough guy smartass he bullied and molested a high school kid who was trying to score and interview with them for a school project. A real Alpha male, and a high IQ intellectual too!

>>211596014
Wat

>>211590889 (OP)
Does rollins BURN LOCAL?

>>211609896
he raped teenaged boys he would drug with greg ginns at city gardens, its why him and glen danzig hate each other. danzig got the meathead skinheads to protect kids from rollins at all ages shows.

>>211594320
No that was Ian MacKaye

>when you realize that pop music "artists" (that includes punk rock, yes) are basically clowns and dancing monkeys that people pay for cheap amusement and that you shouldn't take them or anything they say or do seriously

i love shitting on rollins when hes cringe (and hes very cringe at times) but fundamentally hes still an ok guy
burn local dude is a complete retard and a joke fraud

>>211610027
Wait a second, so Henry Rollings is gay?

>>211590889 (OP)
It would be good for Rollins to get to spend some time with a real true alpha male. Teach Rollins some perspective.

>>211590889 (OP)
>Turn on MTV in the 90's
>Henry Rollins is staring directly in the camera threatening to fight me for some reason
Does anyone else remember that? He would do these black and white commercials for MTV where he just acted tough at you.

>>211599625
The actual story was at an art gallery that Dave co-owned that was putting on an exhibition of one of Rollins's friends.

>>211592790

Henry is what happens when you don't Burn Local, Jon is a real one who doesn't take any nonsense from posers and Rollins is a man without a country constantly trying to claim stake in the scene. He'd get folded.

>>211612209
Too true. Thats why we need this interview.

>>211590889 (OP)
podcast local

>>211592271
They burnt coal together

>>211592866
(((Why)))

>>211612209
Jon's a hollywood sellout.

>>211612650
To use weird stereotypes. Rollins is basically that cool dad who used to be tough, but not sits around reading books and making DIY IPA. Where Jon is that forever bachelor that will always act tough and act like a 20-year-old even when he's pushing 50

>>211592222
You're missing "Are you man enough to go extinct?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVlNfo1tgXM

>>211611374
I do not but I got a nice shiny penny if you can dig up the clip.

>>211611374
They were anti-drug ads

>>211612887
*heems your puritanism*

>>211612831
https://youtu.be/G-CrV2hp-p8?si=CIMnBYlHyVLAktqy

>>211613103
>Guns are tools of the weak
So you're saying my grandma has to submit to any man (or realistically, anyone) who can beat her up because they're physically stronger? Not very feminist, Henry

>>211591584
This is nails-on-a-chalkboard goosebumps btw

>>211590889 (OP)
Greg won

>>211613103
I imagine it's probably because of that time he was on Unsolved Mysteries.

>>211613308
Your grandma is weak and deserves it.

>>211613308
Guns used to be called the great equalizer. Weird how lefties want everyone to be equal except in their ability to defend themselves.

>>211614066
+ they want to defund police and increase the demographics and conditions associated the most with crime. What’s the end goal?

>>211613103
The way he smugly closes his mouth after each phrase

>>211592222
my wife's boyfriend witnessed this get

>>211590889 (OP)
>Jews pretend to be tough guy
>It always come off as fake

>>211613103
>If you disagree with me, it's okay, you're wrong.

kek

>>211613103
Now here's a guy who can stop a bullet with his teeth.

>>211616516
Jews literally dominate the world and fuck everyone up with impunity

>>211592222
Checked

>>211605907
i constantly posted the video in whichever thread about rollins i found on various boards like 1.5-2 years ago, i believe i singlehandedly made it popular to newfags, TRS was dying and shat on by everyone back then.

>>211590889 (OP)
>Rollins was born Henry Lawrence Garfield in Washington, D.C., on February 13, 1961, the only child of Iris and Paul Garfield.[2][3][4][5] His mother is of Irish descent,[6] and his father was from a Jewish family
>Jonathan Edward Bernthal[1] was born in Washington, D.C. on September 20, 1976, to a Jewish family.
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE GLOBAL

>>211612756
classic sven
shame he's a stupid faggot now

>>211592222
Classic

>>211592130
>Rollins was a genuinely intelligent and thoughtful dweeb

>>211600357
ooh gib me ein klap, pappa!