>Did you watch that movie I told you about, Anon?

The other day I posted in one of these threads that a girl I usually go to the cinema invited me over to her house to “talk” and didn’t want to see a movie, and everyone here told me she was mad at me and that she was going to humiliate and scream at me and that I shouldn’t go, but I went anyway and it turned out she just wanted to cook a meal I said I liked for me and really did want to talk. Just letting you know.

yeah it was dogshit lmao

>>211593058 (OP)
Fuck zoomer women are ugly. What’s with that dog ugly haircut?

>i thought it was Gay but have you seen Shrek 2 its up there with Shrek 1 and Blade as the best movies ever, anyways let’s cut to the chase can we go back to my place and I lay on the bed and you stomp my face with your stinky feet and spit in my mouth as I jerk off, oh and leave them socks on I like to get the tastes out of them before moving on to them bare, hope you got them sweaty for me.

>>211593250
you didn't fuck? she's never going to contact you again

>no i didn't have time't, i'm binging a cool soapy opera at the moment

>>211593250
What did she want to talk about?

>>211593250
fanfiction

>>211593250
One day I was working in my garden and as I wiped my brow and drank a cool beer to cool my glistening toned physique a sexy beautiful model that lives down the road says to me “can I get one of those beers and then suck your big hard cock” and I was like “ah no more beers sorry bye” apparently my buddy says she definitely wanted to suck penis, MY PENIS but I didn’t know.

>>211593323
Shut up. It’s cute.

>>211593840
Zoomers really are faggots, aren’t they?

I have a backlog of 5000 movies you bitch, let me alone I don't need you

>>211593058 (OP)
th-thanks you too