https://youtu.be/JCB03tUKIKw

>>211594354 (OP)
God she is retarded.

SEX with MATURE women

>>211594354 (OP)
Are Americans really like this?

he's definitely autistic

This is the most saddest movie I've ever seen.
I feel like him. I think I could become him.

There's a lot of funny moments like this in the movie as well.

It's really the perfect movie. But I'll never watch it again.

she wanted that dick

>autism
he just couldn't be assed to have sex with a random hag on the job after burning his entire family alive

she's definitely autistic

>>211595360
this, she can't even communicate like an adult

>>211594354 (OP)
She wanted it but if you do it, she's a danger forever. You become her bitch

>>211594354 (OP)
I dont desire you.

>>211594354 (OP)
I refuse to believe she was flirting with him in that moment. I truly don't fucking understand women, holy shit

>>211595791
Look at how she's dressed. She randomly brings up him watching her shower naked. How can you not pick up on this?

What’s the autism test here exactly?

>>211595854
How do you interpret the scene?

>>211595836
Her tone was not flirtatious at all, only an autistic person would assume that. There’s a difference between being combative and upset and a woman feigning these things flirtatiously.

>>211595836
But she sounds annoyed

>>211594354 (OP)
she wanted to fuck him, retard

Why is a man obligated to have sex with every woman who is interested in him? Girls in college kept calling me gay because I wouldn't have sex with them but I just found them all off putting and annoying and ugly.

>>211594484
How do i achieve that?

>>211595836
I interpreted it as her being annoyed with the whole situation and that's why she was drawing such a ridiculous scenario

>>211594519
yes
however, the fact she's not drinking an 800 calorie iced coffee drink while lecturing him makes me a little doubtful

>>211595929
based as fuck

I love hags so much bros it's unreal

>>211595886
>>211595926
She wasn’t interested in sex here. Maybe you think a woman in the same room as a man wearing a bathrobe automatically means sexual desire but in the real world that’s not the case, especially when she’s being a sexless cunt.

>>211595730
based james, doing the work that needs to be done

>>211595791
He was being dreary and monotonous and it was her (mildly horny) attempt to get him to crack a smile and say "haha, maybe when I'm off the clock, Mrs. Olsen!", but he was too pissed off to comply. It was bad flirting from her and there's a whole movie to watch if you care to learn about his character.

>>211596002
You failed the test, autist.

>>211596002
>She wasn’t interested in sex here.
you failed the test

>>211595836
why the fuck would she even bring that out of nowhere?

>>211596002

My manager got all passive aggressive with me after I never asked her out after she spent several weeks flirting with me.

lol at the people thinking she wanted sex. Have any of you nerds ever talk to a Karen? These bitches live for that shit.

>>211596301
they all want sex

>>211596188
He was fixing the plumbing

>>211596212
If you have this on any digital paper trail, sue the fuck out of the company claiming sexual harassment.

>>211595929
I still sometimes tell women I’m gay when they assume I’m hitting on them or catch me staring at their tits. I’ll say “oh you thought that? No I’m gay” and then fast forward to the time they see me with a gf or now my wife and kids and you know it hits them down deep.

A couple months ago I was chatting with a girl at the beach while walking my dog. We had a nice conversation for an hour and when we were leaving she asked if I’d be back the next day. I said “oh sorry, I’m gay…” as I got in my car. A few seconds later I opened the window and said “…now” and laughed and drove away.

I do this shit all the time simply to make myself laugh later and/or to neg a woman, especially if they are over 30 and single without kids. I’ll have long meaningful talks with women when I’m out alone with my dog and when I can tell they’re interested I’ll keep it going for a bit longer and towards the end I’ll causally drop “my wife…” and “my kids…” Every so often I can detect them almost wincing otherwise they almost always withdraw and turn business like.

I’m not even a Chad just a very chatty intelligent man with a good career who goes to the gym and looks young for my late 30s. Being a husband and father has lent me a certain mellowness and perspective that women absolutely detect and respond positively to. I’m no longer chasing them and when they’re in their 30s and becoming self conscious about age and diminishing attention/male gaze they pick up on this and become the pursuer. It’s interesting and sort of fun to mess around with. The cold side of me also thinks that these roasties made their bed (focusing on promiscuity, travel, conspicuous consumption over family) and they should not only sleep in it but have their noses rubbed in it once in a while.

>>211596367
Not with me clearly

>>211596367
lol no, they don’t. Especially when they are older.

>>211596301
Exactly.

>>211596445
post picture of dog

>autist reads this thread
>interprets that the woman was flirting in an aggressive way
>goes to work the next day
>his female boss takes him aside to criticise him for not wearing his uniform correctly
>"if we don't wear our uniforms then customers won't know we work here"
>autist stares at her blankly
>she tries lightening the mood
>"and we can't exactly work naked haha"
>autist takes this as a cue, why else would she bring up being naked around each other unless she was flirting?
>instinctively grabs her boob and smiles at her
>gets fired and arrested for sexual harassment

>>211596550
completely different situation retarded fag

I kind of feel like she was baiting him a bit to see if he'd start flirting with him, she was open to have sex with him if he wanted to, there's hints, she's frustrated at first which means she hasn't gotten laid in quite a long while then turns openly hostile when her opening for him is rejected

>>211596546
Sorry I don’t post identifiable photos online especially here. My dog is an uncommon breed and stands out.

>>211596550
is this your diary?

>>211596445
>very chatty intelligent man
incel vibes

>>211594354 (OP)
>yes you can take a shower if you want i dont mind
>POLICE THIS MAN JUST ASKED ME TO GET NAKED IN THE SHOWER
>arrested because crazy bitch
its not worth it to pursue it. if she wanted sexo she would have taken the shower in front of him without asking

>>211596611
post wedding ring

>>211596496
Women get hornier as they age.
I can tell you don't have sex.

>>211596550
This is a very autismo situation you came up with, including the insinuation that if she were flirting, it would be appropriate to grope her.

>>211595912
>>211596002
Either autism or victim of feminist indoctrination
Women doing weird shit like that is always meant to provoke a sexual reaction. Le consent no means no thing is not how it actually happens in the real world.

>>211596589
She was not flirting with him whatsoever, any person who can read body language and tone knows this, but like all women she became upset when she perceived rejection and slight even though she didn’t have that intent in the first place.

Women are used to being fawned over to some degree. When they get older the attention is often still there to some degree but wains and in some cases disappears. This is difficult for them because previously they got attention just for existing yet now they are ignored especially if they don’t have social or professional skills/attributes to fall back on. They become invisible like most young men but worse because men in their age group are often gaining appeal.

Even when they’re still attractive it’s not the same as youthful beauty. Especially if they’ve had work done.

>>211596445
I know you're expecting a 'le based' but I think you're a douche

>>211596771
Yeah that’s why marriages are known for becoming more sexual with time and husbands complain about their older wives wanting their dick all the time kek

50 year olds are not hornier than 20 year olds, I hate to burst your milf porn bubble

>>211596771
You're confusing Karens with Cougars. Karen's are married and want be the boss of whatever place they're in. Cougars are single or not dating seriously and want to fuck every single young guy they come across.

>>211596917
you are soft, boy.

>>211596445
If you where my dad i would join ISIS

>>211596947
Women get bored with the mundane same as men. 40 year olds are definitely hornier than 25 year olds. At 20 it's marginal.

>>211594354 (OP)
This scene reminds me of what Im going through right now, dating in my late 30s. Every woman I meet has this attitude. I'm just trying to find a good relationship, and all these women I meet have already made up their mind about me and treat me like shit because in their mind I must have some bad shit I am hiding in order for me still to be single in my late 30s.

Protip to dudes in your 20s: find a woman now. Do not go into your 30s single, it is hell. I dread what my 40s will be like.

>>211596642
No I have just always been good at talking to anyone and everyone. I can get anyone to open up to me and I put people at ease. I used to be socially anxious when I was younger but in my 20s that changed.

>>211596917
I’m not expecting anything just sharing a story. I know it is an asshole behavior and I sometimes wonder why I do it (I never had problems getting a gf and have no misogynist tendencies). I don’t have a reason to “get back at women” I sort of just like being a dick sometimes.

Once a very good looking woman in her 40s was filling up a Jerry can at the gas station and asked me to put it in the back of her vehicle. I just looked at her, smiled and said no. Her smile faltered and she said “what?” and look perplexed and I just repeated “no.” She said sarcastically “oh thanks” and I said “I’m sorry, it’s just not my problem” which made her very upset and she started swearing at me loudly. I just repeated that it wasn’t my problem, almost apologetically, then laughed with half a tank still left to fill.

>>211596445
You spent an hour talking to a woman without the express intent of having sex with her?

Wow, you're a faggot.

>>211597175
It's just your mother Timmy

>>211594354 (OP)
I get that she's teasing in a sexual way but how do you respond? If he said "yes" I still think she'd tell the property manager or w/e that he's a creep.

I think women do that literally to toy with you sometimes.

>>211596445
why are you out so often alone for so long, not even at work, if you have a wife and kids?

>>211596445
>>211597261
good stuff, gotta try it sometime

>>211597013
I like women. Life is better this way

>>211597261
I would do that to liberal women

>>211597422
>I think women do that literally to toy with you sometimes.
Of course they do. They want you to toy with them back. Say something like "The building supe might frown on that" playfully and see what her response is. You didn't say anything sexual so if she's just being a turbocunt she can't do anything and if she's flirting, she'll probably say something a little more obvious for you to build off of. Flirting is a game of small escalations and pullbacks until you both figure out what the other is looking for.

>>211596874
She was wearing revealing clothing are you ignoring that

>>211597476
I walk my dog very early in the morning and when I work from I home I go out again in the afternoon. Sometimes I just go out alone. Believe it or not, you can actually be alone for a couple hours when you’re an employed father.

>>211597484
Most women are liberal where I live so you can assume most women I mess with are liberal and woke

>>211597422
only an autist would be direct and say yes instead of subtly agreeing with her. Just be indirect with your tease back so you still have an out if it goes sideways.

>>211595654
Literally just say this. She's gonna freak either way as depicted in the scene. Girls aren't afraid to say you give them the ick, so guys should throw it back when apt.

Definitively asking for some caulking.

>>211597422
>how do you respond

"I have to get to the anti trump protest"

>make something direct and clear to someone
>they push back a little
>too old to care about coming off spergy
>act like a turbo-autist Vulcan, explain as mechanically as possible with no recourse but to respond directly to the exact words i am saying
>they're already in pushback mode
>snaky glint in their eyes
>they're one of THOSE people

I'm so tired of this, bros. I don't expect everyone to "just be rational", we all get upset. I know I could be in the wrong if they have some legitimate criticism. But when it's so clearly manipulative, we both know what's going on, it's so tedious.

>>211597422
>I get that she's teasing in a sexual way but how do you respond?
Nice guy response and leave. Any other action and you are fucked. You try to get some action or give her attitude like in the clip, she will throw you under the bus. Be the nice guy and you can deny her bullshit to her boss and any future employers if he fires you.

>>211597422
She is too annoyed to be flirtatious. He wasn't the problem it was her. She is the autist not him.

>>211596802
>including the insinuation that if she were flirting, it would be appropriate to grope her.
lmao what?
The insinuation is that the autist is so bad at social skills that he thinks that's appropriate. Are you dumb?

>>211598294
kek okay virgin

>>211597830
well. messing with their heart is still mean. maybe I'm just a pansy though

>>211597896
This is how you get false rape accusations
If he had just taken and ravaged her against her pleas, no rape accusation. Saying 'I don't desire you?' You're inviting a tornado

>>211598351
The reply was making the accusation that misleading autists about flirting will lead to them accidentally causing problems when they incorrectly assume a woman is flirting, not that the autist will cause problems when she is flirting.

>>211598133
Jus fuckin chuck her in the ute

>>211596445
>these women don't notice your wedding ring
inb4 I don't wear one
I'm not falling for your exercise in creative writing

>>211594354 (OP)
>"I apologize for the misunderstanding, I meant I have to check the shower"

>>211598386
It is mean and even though I have disdain for women who prioritized base consumption over all else, I recognize that they came by it honestly and are products of their environment. So I have equal measures of contempt and empathy for the 30+ year olds who are wanting to start a family because their biological clock is ticking but are finding it difficult to find a man let alone conceive. And even the confirmed roasties, who still tell themselves how much better they have it than their friends with kids, are just products of our upside down society. Still, it’s like a fatty convincing themselves they are alright by trying to spread “body positivity” and encourage others to be unhealthy under the guise of self acceptance. It’s one thing to sabotage yourself another to bring others down with you.

I am always upfront about the joys of having a family and I’m always telling women they should have kids. It’s funny that this is seen as a socially weird or even offensive thing to do. I could say “put off having kids and just enjoy life: travel, fuck around, life it up!” and that would be greeted with grins and nods. But saying “having kids is the most fulfilling thing and it puts my partying days to shame, there is no comparison. Have kids.” is seen as pushy, offensive and crossing the line.

>>211594354 (OP)
Holy shit OP is totally right. Social nuance is completely lost on so many of you.

>>211598594
I don’t wear one and I never have, it’s sitting in a top dresser drawer. I tried wearing it the first week but it’s like when I wore a watch for a bit, it bothered me. My wife doesn’t care because she knows me well.

>>211595935
Just flirt with older women who put effort into their appearance. They want to be noticed and desired so many will play along while telling themselves it's just harmless fun. Then you can just escalate to light "friendly" touching, hanging out alone, etc. Eventually you'll be balls deep and she'll still be telling herself that she's just blowing off steam and it's not really cheating.

>>211596445
Based. Fuck the other replies

>>211597481
I haven’t done the “not my problem” stuff in a while but there was a period when that was my mindset when it didn’t involve my family/friends/ neighbors/coworkers/non-liberal whites. I would just say “sorry, it’s not my problem” in an amicable and even apologetic way and it would infuriate people. I might bring that back.

>>211595730
they stole the joke from the big lebowski when the vaginal woman is showing lebowski the porn

>>211594354 (OP)
I'd probably just laugh it off at the moment and apologize that it wasn't what I meant, then sneak into her house that night and bludgeon her to death with my wrench.

>>211598429
>Saying 'I don't desire you?'
Obviously, you don't say exactly that, just tell her to fuck off. It's not hard if you have balls and aren't scared of women.

>>211595791
Your first mistake was trying to understand women.

>>211598488
it's both

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO RESPOND WITH SARCASM AND A SMUG SMILE. “YEAH, THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT. YA GOT ME”.

I understand their little games but I have no patience for them. I hate games. Total normie death.

>>211594519
Much much worse usually

>>211598888
Yeah I'm sure you are the life of the party.
The talk of the town.
You could be a fucken pickup truck for all I know.
Git 'er out!

>>211595290
Not really, he reacted appropriately and matched her energy. You may be as retarded as her tho

The guy’s excuse is that he’s severely depressed.

>>211594354 (OP)
If only bitches like this were only fictional.

>>211594354 (OP)
>You want me to take a shower right now, don't you??? You want to peep on my supple little fragile naked body you big PERV, with your big monstrous hands, how dare you???
Imagine being so incelbrained you can't pick up on this

>>211594354 (OP)
She was a massive cunt

this is an experience test really. if youve had teh sex youd know she wants the dick. if you havent had teh sex youd think she was actually upset and therefore the virgin shes not looking to fuck. its called a woman test and (You) failed it

>>211601927
>teh sex
imma firin mah lazors

>>211594354 (OP)
>her MASSIVE disappointment when he rejects her pathetic attempt at flirting
Kino

>>211594354 (OP)
Even if she wanted the D his reaction is great.
I don't have time to play with these bitches.

>>211594354 (OP)
Yea no, don't get fooled by the coomerbrain reading of this scene.
The overwhelming majority of post-menopausal women don't seek casual sex, they seek romance.

What she says isn't really an indicator neither is her dress either. Maybe it was in the 1950s or something but nowadays you have to strip down to your underwear for it to be apparent you're flirtatiously wanting the D, her not being aware of this shift makes her the autist. Her passive aggressive tone also goes against this theory, since most normie stacies who know what men react to know men respond best to a constant barrage of playful flirting not passive-aggressiveness. Conflating passive-aggressiveness with flirting is prime autism for either side.

>>211594354 (OP)
Even the youtube comments are struggling hard with this one

>>211594354 (OP)
What would Jonah do in this situation?

>>211602116
She falls into the frigid subtype of bored housewife. They don't do playful flirting.

>>211594354 (OP)
people are saying she's flirting with him, but most women look like whores now, it used to be a tell, but now? I don't know, they don't think it's that big of an issue to be partially undressed in public so why would it be any different inside.

>>211596445
you do realise that if you were actually intelligent, you could condense that hour-long conversation neg into about 5 minutes.

>>211594354 (OP)
he wasn't autistic, he was sad, he didn't want roastie pussy he wanted to die

Yeah man as a professional sex haver and non-autist let's just say if I was in that bathroom things wouldn't have gone down the way they did. I would've totally risked my job and some sort of rape charge for that dried up grandma pussy based on a few seconds of some of the worst flirting ever.

>>211602542
I rewatched it again and I guess when she makes the leap to "oh you want to watch me take a shower" that makes it apparent that she's feebly flirting, but it's also completely unrealistic and feeble writing too because it describes a character that is so specifically insecure and uncommon trying in such an unconventional way that it doesn't really have any bearing on reality. Virtually no one is like this in reality, it's wishful thinking coomer porn movie logic.

I guess when he pivoted to caulking from believing it was the pipes, that was the trigger that shifted the conversation into making her think he was autistically flirting. He should say sealant next time.

>>211594354 (OP)
Who cares what this cunt thinks? She's an idiot.

>>211602925
Based professional sex-haver

>>211602994
Do you still actually support trump? Hope you're signed up to be drafted first.

>>211598351
No you’re just a bad and unfunny writer.

>>211597252
That’s just an issue if you’re out of shape, ugly and insecure.

>>211594354 (OP)
it's legit mind-blowing how good she looks with that lighting, haircut, makeup, and dress. but once she moves her hair, you can see her receding hairline and the deep frown that creates very unflattering lines on her face... it's almost uncanny and very difficult to wrap your mind around

>>211600624
>tight

yup I'm autistic. all she managed to do is piss me off. There's no universe that is flirting and nothing anyone says can ever convince me otherwise
Fuck service jobs

>>211594354 (OP)
He was trying to isolate the leak by letting the water run, I assumed it wouldn't help trouble shoot if she already showered earlier. There's nothing in her tone that implies flirting and he didn't want to get in trouble with some tempermental witch.

>>211602961
>it's wishful thinking coomer porn movie logic.
The ubiquity of internet pornography now means seduction simulates porn rather than the other way around. She sees she'd in a porny situation (lonely housewife, chad handyman) and reacts accordingly. You can also tell she's flirting because she covers up when he rejects her.

>>211597422
''i mean..it could help''

>>211603090
Nothing ever happens

>>211599757
the joke fits his personality well, he's an autistic nerd who likes mechanical things

>>211594354 (OP)
Hag SEXOOOO

>>211604286
>chad

this is why the majority of men are sexless, they cant pick womens cues

>>211594354 (OP)
why would I want to fornicate with some old barren bitch who can't even get pregnant anymore?

she doesn't have a good enough body to risk the headache of her deciding to report me.

>>211594354 (OP)
>We can run the shower
>You want me to take a shower
It's just bad writing. Not that complicated.

>>211596445
based, rejecting women is fun
i was air to women in the first half of my life and now its the other way around, im friendly, theyre friendly until they notice im not interested and then the hate begins
but i couldnt care less, got a condom gifted by some feminist cunt i had to work with (while constantly being cautious to not upset her) and she went absolutely mental when i told her i wasnt interested
all their hints are retarded shit that could be read wrong anyway

>>211597625
sounds gay

>>211596445
>married with kids and goes out for hoour + dog walks alone chatting to women

sure thing

>>211604920
>Average height
>Works with his hands
>Knows how to fix things
>Mysterious and brooding
She's a 40 year old who lives in a crappy apartment building. He's Chad relative to her.

>>211596947
Premenopause hormone swings make them insane

>>211594519
Worse.

>>211605119
>all their hints are retarded shit that could be read wrong anyway
because picrel. they make absolutely sure everything they do and say gives the highest chances of plausible deniability to revoke whatever affirmative they've given, and freak the FUCK out if you point it out even in the slightest

gos I hate women so much it's unreal

>>211605365
forgo pi

>>211605365
>>211605405
Have sex.

>>211605455
no

she wanted to fuck, but as we see through the rest of the movie he's so broken that he doesn't want to get romantically involved with anyone

>>211602257
It's just bad writing. The flirting angle makes no sense.

>>211605405
the funny thing is i even asked her if she meant anything by it, she said no, i fist-pumped and she didnt talk to me for the next week (i shouldnt have done that to keep work relations smooth but i was so fucking glad)
the next months were just her hating me, i couldnt stop smiling inside because she was seething so much

I don’t see how she was flirting with him at all

>>211598763
>parent is a self-absorbed piece of shit who likes to torture innocent random for fun
Mmm you love to see it. Remember those "joys of the family" when your kid joins ISIS like that one comment and lips your despicable head off

>>211596445
Somehow the gayest thing I’ve read on this god forsaken forum.

>>211598896
I stopped wearing mine after my it got caught in a ladder and nearly degloved my finger. The scar in its place is good enough for me.

>>211595791
If she had been more flirty and approachable it could've been okay. But the way she phrased it sounded like a false rape accusation just waiting to happen.
Thank god this shit never happens IRL

>>211602494
He wouldn't do a thing, he would listen to what she had to say, and that's what no one did

sure this isn’t actually the gooner retard test?

>>211602856
No because I often enjoy talking to people I don’t know, it’s not simply an hour long lead up to the neg. It’s a nice conversation and after a while I decide whether or not to mess with them. The long lead-up incidentally makes it that much worse because we’re building a connection.

Another time I was chatting with a solid 8/10 chick in her mid 30s I’m guessing, who had a nice Vizsla. She kept saying things like “If I ever have kids…” and “when I eventually have a family…” and so forth. She was nice and definitely a keeper although who knows her backstory, you always have to wonder about keepers who are single into their 30s (were they just playing the field, looking for Mr. Right or are they basket cases?). Anyway I easily became infatuated with her and she was one that I nonchalantly dropped “…with my wife and kids” to after about an hour and a half walk. She became quiet and then was pretty cold afterwards and I regretted saying that because I was really enjoying the time with her and I’d ruined it. But when I said goodbye in the parking lot my last remark was “maybe I’ll see you at (nearby school with a nice park), if you ever have kids.” I felt bad about that one and I still do.

how the FUCK was she flirting with him? what she was proposing was a sexual harassment/assault accusation waiting to happen. she was clearly baiting him

>>211595791
>>211595912
This.

>>211600624
r/redscarepod is (literally) leaking
Not all women are as mentally ill as the two harlots you worship.
Cases as such the ones in the OP happen tho, and she WAS "flirting".

>>211605208
Kek what is unbelievable, that I can go out for longer than an hour at a time or that I’m able to talk to a woman as a married man? I also have hobbies that I do without my family and go to the gym a few times a week. Amazing I know.

>>211594354 (OP)
>I can’t. You’re blocking the door.
Love this little nigga like you wouldn’t believe.

>>211606576
That sounds fucking terrible. I just hate jewelry or accessories on me. I couldn’t imagine having a shower or washing my hands with this ring always on, having it hit against things and especially lifting weights with it on.

>>211598896
Nobody that's married posts on 4chan.

>>211596445
You could of been based by not giving the women the time of day to begin with. Instead you waste all this time on women for what exactly?

>>211607877
How the fuck did someone as obviously narcissistic as you end up married? Did you hook a chronic oneitis, or what

>>211605657
you give her the ol
>yusss!
TOPKEK MY SIDES

>>211606225
remove pussy from the pedestal and reread it.
If you still think it's gay, then youre a seething roastie who would see men enslaved and humiliated
Only trannies and women think liberation of men from modern feminine insanity is gay

What was her problem? I don't understand.

>>211608418
She was waiting for him to make a move on her but once she realized he wasn't interested it made her lash out at him

>>211595886
She seems unpleasant, and maybe a little mentally ill?

>>211608168
You're surprised how many unhappily married alcoholic boomers visit this shithole

>>211595912
Her tone was slightly flirtatious the first time she asked if he wanted her to take a shower. When he said no and she repeated herself it was less so. Her scowling face, arms crossed stance, and ugly accent/voice also are not conducive to flirting

What the fuck is with normalfags and every social interaction being a fucking guessing game of hidden meanings and subtext? You want sex, ask for it. I was at a friend's house the other day and his girlfriend compared me to fucking Anton Chigur at one point and I had no idea what she meant, only learned later she was basically calling me weird and cringy. Just say it you stupid fat cunt.

>>211608460
She's an old woman, and he has a job to do. Why doesn't she fuck off?

>>211608308
I’m a nuanced human being. I do as I described but I also volunteer at a children’s hospital and my kids’ schools, I’ve been giving an old lady in my neighborhood food every week for over one year, I donate blood a few times a year, I help organize a charity drive at work every year and do more. I once even washed and dressed the feet of a bum who was asking me for cans (he clearly had a Staph infection). I’m not some oversocialized wanker who is afraid of being a dick or asserting himself or committing a faux pas. I wouldn’t do this to my family, friends, coworkers or neighbors but to people outside of my sphere of influence well if the mood suits me I’ll play around a bit.

>>211597721
that means literally nothing

>>211608639
It really takes practice, I use to be socially clueless and I still am, but I have become a much better player at this game.

Are you normies telling me that if you were in the middle of a working day, and some rancid old hag threw herself at you, you'd drop everything and fuck her?
I'd feel genuinely violated.

>>211608168
>>211608549
I’m an outlier but I suspect their are a few oldfags who were never hermits, or at least they were functioning introverts, and continued shitposting even as they got married, had kids and their career progressed.

WFH means I shitpost more than I used to, like today for example, but the difference is I’ll pop on for a bit here and there. I don’t spend all day and night here and I also don’t use any other social media so my time wasted on a screen is minimized.

>>211608820
real. her tits weren't bad tho

if she wants younger dick she has to be way more forward

>>211608813
It shouldn't need to be practice, people shouldn't behave this way and play these stupid fucking games. I can't stand the dishonesty of normalfags and the fact that this type of behavior is accepted at large.

>>211608813
there shouldn't be a "game" to begin with it's fucking retarded

The viewer assumes she's flirting with Casey because every other girl in the movie tries to hit on him and he's too depressed to take them up on their offers.

>>211608820
Flirting isn't fucking.

>>211605365
>>211605119
You ever think men would have less trouble if they did this sort of flirting? I mean not a condom lol but just the deniability. It never hurts to have some way to back out to save face.

>>211597261
>I used to be socially anxious when I was younger but in my 20s that changed.
I'm 26 and I still have severe social anxiety. How do I proceed?

>>211609272
You get the fuck off my site, you underage piece of shit.

>>211609341
Been here for 10 years, unc

>>211609368
Thats impossible. You have to be 18 to post here.

>>211609415
Did bro misread 26 as 16 or am I being taken for a ruse cruise

>>211607877
>Gets butthurt that a woman who is trying to find marriage prospects isn't going to waste her time dicking around with a dude who is married
Yeah, you sound like a cretin.

>>211609272
I’d say you grow out of it but that is only the case if you force yourself out of your comfort zone, gain new experiences and interact more with people. It’s like building any muscle: you need reps and mileage. You can’t think or rationalize your way out of it. You need to accept that you’ll commit faux pas and maybe make a fool out of yourself sometimes but that is just part of the process (and the fear of embarrassment/negative attention is often what drives the anxiety and prevents growth).

More new experiences = learning that you can survive and even succeed = incrementally more self confidence = easier to seek more new experiences. It’s a positive feedback loop. You also meet new people, network, have experiences and stories that interest other people and develop your social skills and social ease. It’s a process.

>>211608732
Hang on let me just translate this from narcissist
>I've carefully curated an image of myself in front of my enablers/victims, but given half a chance and zero culpability I will ruin their lives for kicks
Yeah checks out

>>211609498
>26
>been here for 10 years

>>211608308
>How the fuck did someone as obviously narcissistic as you end up married?
you clearly don't know women

>>211608308
Anon, do you think humble people get married as much as people who love projecting a successful image to others? Think about it, faggots like him are the type that get married easily because everything is a performance for them.

>>211608168
>Nobody that's married posts on 4chan.
i pretend to be doing work (instead i come here), just to avoid the wife and kids. they're a psychological/financial drain that i regret

>>211595360
Eh, more like either bipolar or just female.

>>211609975
I'm glad your normalfag ass is suffering for it.

>>211609975
Good, get fucked. You've waived any right to sympathy.

>>211610317
>normalfag ass
>be in relationship, given regular sex
>anon, i want kids, give me one or the sex ends
>regret ever having sex
yep, jokes on me

>>211610482
>be in relationship
yep, its a normalfag

get off my site

>>211596445
I have a married gay friend who does this exact thing because he hates his mom and sisters. I think you’re just gay, dude.

>>211610641
>get off my site

>>211608639
the guessing game adds tension and makes it fun. do you just skip to the end of the movie to find out what happens?

>>211609594
Nah I do that stuff because I like helping out my fellow (white) man.

Is Casey Affleck really attractive enough that an autistic janitor who looks like him would receive multiple offers for sex in a day?

>>211596947
Look up female sex tourism. It's all old hags flying all over the world in search for exotic dick.

>>211611502
Keep telling yourself that, hylic

>>211608639
You gotta call them out on the spot if it feels like criticism. Simple remarks like 'how so?'

women stupid

>>211612776
Uhh based?

>>211608634
No, it wasn't.

The amount that some of you have zero ability to read people or tone or conversation is starling.

>he horny
>find 37 year old divorced woman on hinge
>immediately arranges sex
>doesn't even want to go out, just tells me to show up
>come to her house
>she opens the door in sexy dress and heels
>we make out in the doorway and he strokes my bulge and gets me hard
>look up and see her son on the couch just staring at the TV with the most defeated expression
>feel weird but she leads me up the stairs
>bang her for 2 hours
>she's loud as fuck
>hide my face on the way out
It was a unique sort of kino

>>211614334
And her son would go on to direct Pulp Fiction

>>211614334
>look up and see her son on the couch just staring at the TV with the most defeated expression
I would have left. That's some sad stuff.

>>211600931
Sarcasm in a post sarcams world? Nah, he should have said something like "That's exactly what I would have wanted if these damn walls were dripping wet but they are dry and coarsed because there's no water in the fountain. Want me to give it a check to see if I can fix it?"

>>211610641
Moot was a normie.

>>211615522
who

>>211595360
only men can have autism, women are just silly quirky goofballs

>>211614334
>he strokes my bulge and gets me hard
>look up and see her son

>>211595929
There's this idea that men are all desperate and will take anything we can get. Simply not true outside of fiction

>>211595929
>Why is a man obligated to have sex with every woman who is interested in him?
women can't handle rejection. if a guy turns them down it sends them into a tailspin of insecurity that they can only escape by calling you gay.

>>211594354 (OP)
What the hell? I thought she was an incredibly annoying woman and then I looked at the youtube comments and they're all sayign she's flirting with him

How??? Am I being gaslighted???

>>211606602
Exactly this. I thought she was trying to frame him for rape out of nowhere

>>211605118
Also to check if it drips into the Friedricks' apartment he'd have to be in the Friedricks' apartment.
It's either bad writing + acting + direction or she's meant to sound batshit.

>>211595836
>>211596866
Seems more like a humiliation ritual. Do American men really?

>>211596445
Very fake and cringe post

>>211608732
>I once even washed and dressed the feet of a bum who was asking me for cans (he clearly had a Staph infection).
Why are christcucks so pathetic?

>>211596445
>>211607877
>>211608732
don't kill anyone in your inevitable suicide you psychotic pansy

>>211596445
>Being a husband and father
yeah i feel like you're none of those things

>>211617610
You have autism. Sorry you had to find out this way

>>211614334
what the fuck is it really this easy to get sex

>>211602994
>supporting Trump in 2025
>supporting Israel
this isn't 2016 buddy, both sides are gigaretarded

>>211605405
what do you guys even mean by accountability with women, give me an example

>>211614334
Why is every single mother like this?

>>211614334
was it hairy?

>>211596445
Just say you're gay directly

>>211594354 (OP)
>*sarcastically asks if she should take a shower while you watch*
>"Yes"
>"What did you say."
>"Sure, if that's what you think is needed to 'test' the shower, I'm game."
I mean it's not as it it could go any worse than how it went. Plus she might be horny enough to just do it.

>>211595935
honestly its the easiest thing in the world my dude.

>>211615522
Yeah and he left. What's your point?

>>211608639
normalfags hate honesty, and they constantly gaslight themselves. they don't know what they want or need, which is why they place so much value in material wealth and consumerism - big corpo gives them something to "need"

>>211622008
>noo, you can't just bomb jihadis from afar! You have to give them Eurasia!

>>211595950
thats an LA thing

>>211608639
>You want sex, ask for it.
>hey u want sum fuk?
how many times has this worked for you, anon?
>compared me to fucking Anton Chigur at one point and I had no idea what she meant
true autism. the OP scene is weird and obtuse, but this shit is basic, anon

>>211594354 (OP)
him being chewed out for telling off some rapey housewife is unrealistic

>>211633048
>but this shit is basic
literally how

>>211596445
SOMEBODY GET THIS HOT HEAD OUTTS HERE

>>211633095
The customer is always right. It's cheaper to replace a handyman than a tenant.

>>211595791
it's awkward frigid flirting.
most of the time it's not worth it with those women unless you're a professional gooner who needs to fuck every hour.

>>211596445
>I said “oh sorry, I’m gay…” as I got in my car. A few seconds later I opened the window and said “…now” and laughed and drove away.
this story is a work of creative fiction but I choose to believe it

>>211596082
>crack a smile and say "haha, maybe when I'm off the clock, Mrs. Olsen!",
indulging a senior client's unwanted sexual harassment is not part of the job description, fuck off.

>>211594354 (OP)
There was no flirting here whatsoever. She has an attitude from start to finish

>>211594354 (OP)
I would have flashed a smile, and if she smiled back, I would've made some stupid joke, if she dead eyed me, I would've just turned the water on and did the job. I honestly couldn't tell if she was being bitchy out of anger or being bitchy because she's just gets off on challenging the guys she likes.

>>211617539
A woman I went on a date with said I drank too much to drive home and insisted I stay the night at her place. Once there, she affirms she will not have sex with me. I say I don't care, I just don't want a DUI. Not long after she starts suckin my dick. I tell her she can feel free, but I will not be returning the favor. She suddenly got very hostile and started accusing me of being gay. When she was done with her tantrum we fucked.

>>211596423
Never ever do this. She will go cry HR about you sexually harrassing her first and you end up fired. Man is always rapist.

>>211598512
Go on there's some fuckin space in there

>>211605118
It's not bad writing, it's overt flirting. It could not be any more obvious that she's turned on by the idea of it, that's why she leaps from running the shower to her fantasy of him watching her shower. She says it in an agitated manner so she has an out/deniability in case she's rejected.

>>211596445

retarded incelposting. yeah they totally dont see the fucking ring chatting u up for an hour, but then are surprised when u bring up a wife. and if women are interested, during a course of an hour they would ask if u have somebody. Who falls for this retarded shit i dunno

>>211634732
Lmao

>>211634732
I legitimately can't comprehend this story. How did any of this happen

>>211632546
>noo, you must kill children and get your legs blown off by fighting for Israel goiyum!
You’re not fooling anyone

>>211634108

>>211635223
That's women, it's all a series of games and shit tests that make no sense.

You guys are fucking high. There's no way she trying to have sex with him

>>211596445
The second hand embarrassment I got from reading this has taken a few years off my lifespan. Commit suicide.

>>211596445

Pretty based.

Personally, I enjoy flirting with fat and/or ugly girls in front of skinny and/or hot girls. They seethe with the intensity of a billion suns all going supernova at once.

It's my way of balancing out the universe.

>>211635223
Women are, despite the 4chan memes, still passively if not actively shamed for being sexual -- at the very least they grew up being shamed for it. So they pretend the sex 'just happens' so that they feel less guilty about having sex (see: baby it's cold outside). The calling him gay is a bit strange in this situation, but it's a common goto for women who feel rejected even when it doesn't make sense (for other examples: see women calling men incels or men calling women that reject them sluts). The sex at the end is because she both wanted the sex initially and because she doesn't want to feel the rejection any more.

>>211594354 (OP)
Why are so many people saying she was flirting with him? Seemed to me she just wanted to fuck this guy over with sexual harassment claims.

>>211595929
There are so many down bad simps who will fuck anything with a pulse that it’s led to some women having inflated egos

>>211594354 (OP)

The consideration that he would know what she wants, but she's being a cunt so he shuts it down isn't an option to some of you? Maybe it's a 4chan thing but there are men that exist who aren't so self loathing and hard up for sex that they'd rather tell her to fuck off than debase themselves.

>>211637133
No one's saying he was too autistic to recognize she was flirting. If anything, his response makes slightly more sense if he does recognize it and wants to shut it down. The autism test is for the viewer.

>>211636587
Women want to save face even while begging for dick because promiscuity devalues them no matter what kind of society they grow up in. They only do that if they're being paid (prostitutes, ewhores). So they seek sex under plausible deniability, always maintaining an exit that maintains their perceived dignity. That's basically the whole reason for courtship and flirting. Men don't have this need and will fuck within 60 seconds of meeting a woman if the opportunity is there. But women need the song and dance. This is exemplified by gay dudes who will merely make eye contact and then fuck in a public restroom. This is all down to women and men being different, with different genetics and neurology adapted to completely different reproductive behaviors.

>>211637401
Yeah, I didn't mean to imply it's entirely social and could be eradicated if only we changed our culture. And culture is largely downstream of biology anyway.

>>211595791
Yup you don't understand women.
She was being aggressive but flirting at the same time.
She wanted dick but acted like she wanted the opposite.
She wanted him to show her affection and love, while pretending she doesn't.
She wanted him to fight for her affection and when he didnt she got wounded.
Now if you ask why, you're getting into uncharted territory, just know that they do this and move on.
I had an ex just like this.

>>211596002
The entire movie had women wanting to fuck him and he never did bc he wanted to punish himself

>>211596212
Same thing happened to me i was in my early 20s and she was probably late 30s. She blatantly tried having sex with me a few times and I rejected her bc he husband came in a lot and seemed like a nice guy and I couldn't bring myself to do it but I found out she fucked another employee in the parking lot anyways so it may as well have been me.

Anyway we were kind of buddies before that and then she pretty much completely avoided me after or was very quick to get her point across if she had to talk to me about work

>>211596496
Women in the menopause stage are in heat 24/7

>>211596002
here's just one thing that proves you wrong:
you can see her lacey bra and cleavage for this whole interaction.
>oh maybe she didn't know/didn't care/didn't notice
you're fucking wrong. women know. they literally always do. she knows she's wearing a lacey bra, and that it's visible. if she wasn't at least marginally interested in him, she would've closed her gown up so that's it's not visible. she would've put something else on. anything.

inb4
>that's just how they costume department styled her
look at the way she smiles a little bit at her first suggestion of her showering, and the instant change in her expression & sigh when he just says he wants to fix the fucking pipes. the director obviously intended her to be flirting with him, and she's a good enough actress to show it just enough, in exactly the passive-aggressive way women do sometimes. either the director or the costume department knew enough about women to style her that way on purpose.

>>211595929
Women have been coddled all their lives to think they're god's gift to mankind, that their shit doesn't stink, etc etc etc. When you reject a woman, either overtly if she is blatantly pursuing you, or even by virtue of ignoring her hints and not making a move, you can end up throwing them into a seething raging tantrum.

>>211596445
You’re a cool guy.

>>211597261
R u a supervillain? :0

what part of the video was a test?

>>211633751
>professional gooner
>needs to fuck every hour
"gooning" really did lose it's meaning, hasn't it?

>>211604863
the woman in that scene is nowhere near as hot as the chick in your pic, ESL

>>211605657
>>211608323
>fist bump

bro...

>>211639146
how do you interpret the scene?

>>211639345
Shes hotter. Much more erotic.

>>211595791
I once was blind but now can see

>>211638501
>webm
GOODNESS GRACIOUS

>>211595929
You took the monk pill

>>211638501
>you're fucking wrong. women know. they literally always do. she knows she's wearing a lacey bra, and that it's visible. if she wasn't at least marginally interested in him, she would've closed her gown up so that's it's not visible. she would've put something else on. anything.
but what if she didn't know. especially these days when men are always being told to stop sexualizing women

>>211642479
>men are always being told to stop sexualizing women

>listening explicitly to the words women say (especially in generalization) instead of the way they say it and why
I genuinely think you're not equipped to handle my post or this kind of information yet. I can spell things out for you that you'll just read and forget until you learn the lessons yourself.

>>211642974
why would i not explicitly listen to the words they're saying? your supposed to listen to their words. that's how human conversation works

>>211601075
Got a higher IQ than you 100%

>>211595360
just an older boston woman

>>211644186
Ya our bitches are just like this.

>>211600624
>tight

lived in a country club when i was a teen and another girl who lived in the same neighborhood called to meet me at the clubhouse which had showers for the golfers.

She called saying she was "scared to shower at her house" because she thought she kept hearing stuff so she asked if I would meet her at the clubhouse and she'd shower there.

We both showed up and I just sat in a chair really far away from her and talked at her about stuff id been doing lately then I went home, she never did shower there. I understood the idea of the situation, but I didnt really know how to initiate that and I think she was waiting for me to do it in a cool way or something. Was I just supposed to be like "...so how bout that shower huh"

>>211644343
why were we born like this bros

>>211636587
>Women are, despite the 4chan memes, still passively if not actively shamed for being sexual -- at the very least they grew up being shamed for it.
You are out of your damned mind. You cannot possibly believe this.

>>211638182
>so it may as well have been me.
Jewish thinking.