Thread 211595033 - /tv/ [Archived: 1342 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:40:34 PM No.211595033
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Who else is excited for this?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:46:52 PM No.211595265
>>211595033 (OP)
A movie so shitty looking it makes Gunn Superman look better in comparison.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:48:32 PM No.211595331
>>211595033 (OP)
hollywood's never gonna do fantastic 4 properly
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:52:48 PM No.211595466
>>211595033 (OP)
I saw the 2005 one recently and the whole plot is basically driven by the thing is upset about how he looks now.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:53:32 PM No.211595495
>>211595265
Shut up retard, you have no taste in film. Go back to /pol/
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:56:19 PM No.211595574
>>211595466
He went from sexgod Michael Chickless to brown piece of shit...
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:59:21 PM No.211595693
>>211595495
Thatโ€™s where you should be nigger faggot
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:00:30 PM No.211595748
>>211595574
>sexgod
>a bald, pudgy manlet
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:00:42 PM No.211595756
>>211595466
Do you know how much it hurt to shit rocks every day??
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:01:32 PM No.211595803
>>211595693
Good morning sar
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:05:05 PM No.211595944
>>211595693
>look mom! I said it!
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:05:06 PM No.211595945
>>211595033 (OP)
From what it looks like they watered down Human Torch's entire personality

Johnny's always been the hotheaded, brash, ultimate bachelor with a heart... literally how Chris Evans portrayed him but here he's just a golly gee shucks good boy

The fuck happened to Mr. Storm?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:24:15 PM No.211596783
>>211595748
I'd go dickless for michael chickless...
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:27:01 PM No.211596920
>>211595033 (OP)
Well they managed to keep a black guy out of the main cast this time so that's a plus, I'm not sure what kind of plot you could get people excited about at this point though, MCU is pretty dead
>>211595466
like half of FF comics are based around that
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:27:11 PM No.211596931
Nothing about it looks innovative or interesting, just like the new Superman, Mission Impossible and Jurassic Park. In other words, it looks completely stale
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:27:58 PM No.211596964
>>211595033 (OP)
I could not care less.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:30:04 PM No.211597058
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>>211595033 (OP)
Vanessa Kirby looks legit 60
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:30:47 PM No.211597089
>>211595033 (OP)
No. Nobody is.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:31:43 PM No.211597125
>>211597058
she looks like bonnie blue, the whore that fucked a thousand dicks in a day. Ain't beating the cucked allegation by having Reed played by a gay spic...
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:32:46 PM No.211597172
>>211595033 (OP)
actually looks like it could be an entertaining superhero movie because it doesn't seem as connected to the other pieces of shit that has come from Marvel lately. Very very low bar means this movie at least has one thing going for it. I understand by the end credits this movie is going to be trying really, really hard to set up the next big action figure mash-up, but this movie alone looks like it can at least be entertaining.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:35:16 PM No.211597270
>>211595033 (OP)
Why are they all doing the same head tilt?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:37:03 PM No.211597341
>>211597125
That's the worst part of it all is that mustache
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:38:18 PM No.211597393
>>211595033 (OP)
Go woke, go broke.

Reed Richards is white not hispanic.
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6/17/2025, 8:40:54 PM No.211597507
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>>211595033 (OP)
Pascal has turned himself into an automatic pass.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:07:26 PM No.211598655
>>211595945
>The fuck happened to Mr. Storm?
That depiction of Johnny Storm is considered either highly problematic or outright toxic masculinity or something gay like that.

Male characters need to be kind, sensitive, bland, and inoffensive. Its why Thing isn't such a grumpy curmudgeon type here either.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:39:53 PM No.211599928
More like Mr. FantaSPIC, am I right?