Thread 211595308

Cast it

definitely needs a trans negro pregnant woman disabled wheelchair down syndrom main character

>>211595308 (OP)
Idk about the cast but the story should be about 2 female black detectives and the bad guys are the drug pushing KKK community members, just like in real life.

>>211595308 (OP)
>S4 screenwriter back at the drawing board
I lost all interest in S5, thank you for the heads up

>>211595308 (OP)
just fucking kill it jfc

>>211595308 (OP)
I didn't even watch Night Country.
I am annoyed that it successfully fooled people into thinking it is same show.
Season 4 my ass.

>new york
boooooring, what should i know about jamaica bay. regardless won't watch Issa Lopez slop again, 4 made 2 and 3 look like masterpieces

>>211595308 (OP)
>Issa Flopez

>>211595308 (OP)
Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson

>>211595509
there's paranormal things that happen there that will be brought up in the story but never resolved

>>211595541
>Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson
With Issa Lopez writing. would be unintentionally bad kino

>>211595308 (OP)
>Same writer
it's fucked

>>211595308 (OP)
True Detective is interesting in the sense that even the stoniest, darkest, most intense dramas can and will be twisted by Jews and their minions to somehow become woke screeds about how evil and useless white men are.

>>211595373
Perfect. What Billie Eilish song should they use this time?

>>211595308 (OP)
1>5>2>>4>>>>>3

%chance someone says carcosa

>>211595509
>jamaica bay
I would imagine there are a lot of Jamaicans there so it's probably a total shithole.

>>211595675
Someone needs to do that superman button meme but with a merchant nose. And the buttons are
> White men are evil
> White men are useless
They really paint themselves into a corner trying to do both.

>new york
so trump bad lectures guaranteed

>>211595488
same

>>211595737
3 is much better than 4 pleb

>>211595308 (OP)
>Set in New York
Fucking boring

>>211595308 (OP)
>detective show set in new york
Wow. How inspired and original. There's so much untapped potential there

>>211595724
>Billie Eilish
Pfft. She was yesteryear's singer.
It's all about Sabrina Carpenter and Chappel Roan now

>>211595438
You have to be shitting me, DONT THESE PEOPLE LEARN, WASNT S4 A HUGE FLOP?

>>211595724
>>211596241
dubs and it's Bad Bunny

>>211595308 (OP)
Zendaya

>>211596400
Sheeeit.

>>211596390
Women pretended to like it to own the chuds.

>>211595509
>OUT IN THE STREET, THEY CALL IT MURDER
>Welcome to Jamrock
>Poor people dead at random

>>211595308 (OP)
Bring back Sarah Gadon

>>211596241
>>211596400
>PINK PONY CLUB!

>>211595308 (OP)
Do we really need everything to be set in the big city?

I just don't have the energy to care about this show anymore.
It's been in a constant state of decline. Season 1 was peak kino, one of the best seasons of television up there with other golden age of tv shows.

Season 2 was a mid to mediocre waste of time for the most part.
Season 3 started off really strong and intriguing, but in the end it was a nothingburger disappointment.
Season 4 was just shit, low quality slop.
Season 5 will continue this trend.

The same thing happened to Fargo, an otherwise very promising start just degraded and devolved into a mess over time.

>>211595308 (OP)
More old over the hill bossy cunts and definitley more ugly nigger bitches who cant act. Don't listen to all the reviews. Also don't even bother writing a good script, focus only on THE MESSAGE that is what the people want

>>211595308 (OP)
snood and idris elba

>>211595308 (OP)
Pic related as identical twin brothers.

>>211598815
I agree with all of that, including that season 2 was mediocre, but I also felt there were moments of real greatness sprinkled in there. I especially agree with the comparison to Fargo. The first seasons of both airing concurrently was terrific television; now they're both trash.

Zenderstein and Idris.
The whole show is shot in an abortion clinic and they are surrounded by midwest nazis.
Who unalived the receptionist? A white incel.

>>211600481
>season 2 was mediocre, but I also felt there were moments of real greatness sprinkled in there
Caspere knew this

>>211596400
True Detective bros, we're going home

>>211596185
>>211596081
the second series was set in LA and it was fine

>>211600908
A shitload of people hated it for that reason. Nobody likes californians.

>>211601511
well it portrays it as dirty gross and corrupt, I think it worked

>>211601609
I think so too but it filtered a lot of people. You would think a corrupt land grab would resonate with rural people but it was too complex for them.

>>211595308 (OP)
Pedro Pascal and Bella Ramsey, directed by Neil Druckmann

Awkwafina, pregnant, and Kevin Hart, gay. They're after a racist killer that recreates famous historical lynchings.

>>211595438
Yep. I was hoping they would do something like Maine or Upper New England in general. That schizo that crawls around True Detective threads might have been right that Nic pissed off a lot of people with the first two seasons with how much he focused on elites and sex trafficking.

>>211600908
It worked because it was willing to show LA as this corrupt hellhole with visuals akin to making you feel like you were in a bad trip. I don't like it when movies and shows set themselves in LA because it feels self masturbatory at times but S2 did a good job framing it in a way of "You shouldn't romanticize this place"

>>211600671
Caspere posting was elite.

>>211598815
>Calling S2 mediocre
No you just got filtered by unrefined kino.

>>211595308 (OP)
>"and the second with issa lopez as writer/showrunner"
into the trash it goes

>>211595488
its good for a hatewatch, but even for that it drags on for too long
its one of those cases where a network got the ip and some writer uses the ip to shoehorn his/her own story in there

>>211596241
Billie is an industry plant/Nepobaby her music is so dreary and sleep inducing. Meanwhile Sabrina and Chappel make fun music. Fun white girl music is back on the menu this summer.

>>211605145
It's a dog eat dog world, Ray.
And I'm the fucking Chinaman.
Caspere knew this.

how many coffee shop conversations will this have

>>211605389
Every single scene is a coffee shop therapy talk with a raspy song at the end

>>211596390
>>211596547
Maybe fucking idiots shouldn't have "hatewatched xD" it. Retarded.

>new york
Fucking hell, just announce to everyone you put no thought into it why doncha

>>211605145
>>211605368
No Mexican ever steps into the Rio Grande twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man. Caspere knew this.

Jamaica bay has a lit of weird isolated liminal neighborhoods, its not like inner city NYC

>>211609126
Who cares, unless it's the 70s or 80s, nyc is a boring location

>>211609126
>liminal neighborhood
Zommerbrose...

>>211595367
>definitely needs a trans negro pregnant woman disabled wheelchair down syndrom main character
Agree, but only if they/them does interpretive dance routines to solve cases.

>>211609126
>liminal neighborhoods
liminal safe-space

>>211595308 (OP)
>Cast it
They should've made these with a different Cheers actor paired up with a movie star each time.

>>211609241
You know this is a great point how come movies don't do 70s and 80s NY anymore? Is it because they want to forget that NY was a hellhole during that time?

>>211595308 (OP)
>issa "feminism-via-AI-telenovelas" lopez
I cannot wait to review bomb this shit. I'm going to review bomb this shit harder than the time Jodi Foster played rough pinball with a bunch of drunks in a bar

>>211610292
Seriously what did Nic do to get his show hostile taken over by a diversity hire retard. I've never seen an IP start off so beloved then treated with revulsion by its fans.

Night Country was one of the dumbest fucking things I've ever wasted my time on. I legitimately laughed out loud when the big spooky bad ended up being a cabal of vengeful cleaning ladies.

>>211610194
That and it was done to absolute fucking death during the actual 70s and 80s

>>211608084
>no thought into it
Do you have any idea how many AI prompts she had to write to piece this mastercraft of storytelling together? She also had to watch the original seasons to know what tenuous references to splice in, that 100% involves thinking time.

>>211610087
Cliff Clavin and Brad Pitt would've been kino

>>211609639
Only man for the job

>>211609639
Is there any other way to do it?

>>211607990
This doesn't actually happen bro

>>211610377
Bad enough it happened once. To give her a second bite at it, when tolerance for on-the-nose activism slop is threadbare has to be wilful IP mismanagement. Which low-skilled, disenfranchised minority group are the killer/s (but for good reason) this season.... she ripped off Wind River, so what's next to plagiarize?

>>211610443
The cleaning lady militia are protagonists in S5 and will solve crime/s from an A-Team van.

>>211610954
>>211611361
I understand there is literally no where on Earth to find other cleaning ladies and that their make-shift union would be powerful, but what would stop the rich people from say ... idk ... paying teenagers or someone to clean their houses?

>>211600908
It showed LA like no other show, a giant festering puss hole with a few nice places to escape to. Great respect for that.

>>211611516
Regular coded warnings. Should they terminate their cleaning contracts, they'll terminate their lives. They just want to be left it peace to scrub floors. That's all they ask.

>>211596390
>WASNT S4 A HUGE FLOP?
Not at all.

>>211612426
>not at all
There's no coming back from this drop..

>>211612600
>Ratings