Bengpt edition
/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Rachel said she was RAPED, went through a "trans phrase," and plans to have children
-- Jin says he was ENCOURAGED to be a pervert and they "fed him lines" about it
-- Jin believes he was kicked for mentioning Jet's /r9k/ usage, and "talking shit about production"
-- Ellie and Angelina stole Rachel's fishbucks
-- Seth has replaced Jin and is NOT a freeloader, Jet said he's elligible to win the FULL $8,000!
-- Direnc won $200 for giving Seth a panic attack
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>>211601524instant pattern recognition goes a really long way even if you have brain problems elsewhere
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Imagine spending money on this shit. Terrible season.
>>211601585 (OP)can one of you FAGGOTS post Ellie socials ?
I've been askin for 3 days
>>211601616He only shows up in Jets nightmares along with Cole.
Rachel does suck ass, but coddling her and keeping her on is way funnier since I can bathe in her misery
shit's funny till it ain't funny anymore dood
>>211601642just got back from goo lagoon
>>211601585 (OP)Stick to the original one first and circle back.
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>>211597919 #
Fishtank is Nontent right now so weโre collectively agreeing to discuss EXTREME PEACE airing June 18th (tomorrow) 9:50PM (EST)
Itโs $19.99 for 6 30 minute episodes. LOG ON
MDE.TV
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>"I don't get it I never talk bad about anyone"
>"Stop trying to fuck Frank Alexa"
>"Frank is a freak rapist drunk"
>"Aryeh I get it you're autistic"
>"I'm fat"
Why is she like this?
>jet neptroon
say his name!
I think being an MDE fan is probably the most pathetic thing you can be in the current day
Being a Hasan orbiter is honestly more respectful
Love and Life
Aryeh
Ellie
Direnc
Hate and Death
Daniel
Angie
Alcoholic
Freddy
>>211601654we miss you GOAT
Hey Cole can you make a song called Rape Jin. Like a cover of Rape Me by Nirvana but keep talking about how you want to Rape Jin.
RESPECT THE PRODUCTION AND DO NOT MENTION MARKY, CIARA, HACK_BLASTARD, BIG PURPLE, TROONS, AXE WOUNDS, VIEWTIFUL JOE, /R/REDPILLWOMEN, JOHNNY NEPTUNE OR WE WILL HAVE TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE
Honestly, what is their fucking problem? It's the 4th mainline season and the wiggers somehow can't even make it one week without crashing and bruning.
>MDEtroon ban evading now
>>211601661his name is fred not frank dumbass
>>211601652Itโs not funny after the wiggers pulled their usually bullshit by kicking Jin
The hog can stay until Fatty gets there. If she's still whining after that kick her
>>211601652i need to see sam plead with her to stay the way he pleaded with alex B
i might actually go watch a clip of that now
>>211601661She fell on nothing. Gravity just became too strong
Kinda funny they spent $3k to fly out a 4chan anti fan for 4 days and do permanent damage to their brand and search results.
did that guy just say his name was cole lol
>me and bubby monster didn't leave on good terms at all
>>211601680brilliant idea
she kinda reminds me of milton from office space
she just mumbles nonstop while people walk away
>>211601658Someone will rip them and have a link so Im good
bruh
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We have people defending chatgpt making challenges
EMBARASSSING
>>211601646ellie only has an r9k account her socials is johnnyneptune on r9k
she posts her feet on there
FUCK THE BAKERS ARE RETARDED. GET BACK TO YOUR THREAD FAGGOTS
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>>211597919 #
Seth kinda looks like that car guy, tyler hoover
Keeper of a disorderly house incoming
>>211601546>>211601644>>211601604>>211601666the thing about her is she constantly tries to isolate herself and others.
she folds as soona s there is a crowd
shes a sociopath
>>211601682say that 2 me in the basement n not on tha show
When does Alex B show up?
Rachel is the only entertaining fish
Did I miss any choice Ellie shots today? I love my nontent princess.
>>211601689>hog and hogette in one room togetherI might blow my brains out
Rachel is really the most insufferable worst person to ever be on Fishtank
It's your decision honey, my planet or yours?
Sectoral heterochromia
>>211601682>impotent rage
manifesting brain bleeds and cpap failure
>>211601715Not a fishtank thread
>>211601722i love how they actually fired him after the bitchtank stuff
>>211601699it's hilarious
>long-haired production guy's name is Cole
OP is a keeper of a disorderly thread.
>>211601679Reminder he stole Luke's shit
>>211601689>The hog can stay until Fatty gets there.Either fatty or Frank
>>211601709chatgpt could write a bitter joke about how chatgpt scripts are bad than Jet and Ben.
>>211601585 (OP)NIGGERS. THE WHOLE FUCKING STRIPE THING. I'VE CRACKED IT. THERE ARE STRIPES ON THE WALLS, HAS ANYONE PUT THE STRIPES TOGETHER BASED ON WHERE THE CAMERAS ARE POSITIONED?? HAS IT BEEN DONE AND IF IT HASNT WHY HASNT IT. CAN SOMEONE DO IT?
>i'm too lazy to get my laptop and am phoneposting so if someone can do this then at least my theory is deBOOOOnked.THE STRIPES NIGGERS, WHAT DO THEY MEAN
>>211601722LISTEN FUCKO SCOTT SULLIVAN IS NEVER COMING BACK
This Rachel shit will never progress because all the sharks are low social IQ pushovers who fall for every single Rachel technique. Its grating.
Will the week 2 twist save the show?
Anybody wanna tell the wiggers that making the fish purposely do shitty low effort "content" only works in the context of them thinking they're on a Hulu show that will make them famous after
>>211601715Million Dollar Extreme Presents: Extreme Peace and The Fish Tank: Season IV are actually separate projects under the direction of Samuel Whitcomb Hyde. Please educate yourself.
Will Jet ever be called out for the
>The bit is bad on purpose
He does this shit every single time
Ok nigga. Make a good bit then
I think listening to Rachel for 5 days is starting to make me BPD.
>>211601743can someone post mints chatting about fucking MTFs?
>>211601760who cares itโs fishtank
rachel feldstein is gonna sue the shit out of this show. jet is fucked, he's gonna be suckin dicks for a five piece mcnugget
>>211601772its frustrating i wish they would openly tell her to fuck off to her face
Kick Seth tomorrow for shits and giggles.
CONTENT NVKE:
Ellie is the most entertaining person to ever be on fishtank.
>>211601661>almost drunk with no control over motor skills and seemingly no pain, but still conscious enough to know you can milk itI've never been on pills so what do I know, but holy shit, what fuck doctors doing to people?
>>211601777We can only hope, but we all already know the answer :(
We're super prepared, guys. Just banger after banger of inventive bits.
I've been sick as shit the past few days so I missed the beginning of the season, who has the best recaps?
>>211601769Drench's friend buttmogs her
>>211601699This dude was tearing into the show hard. I knew when he said he called Jet fat, retarded, and that he wanted to punch him that it wouldn't last long. Flew too close to the sun with a perpetually ass sore wigger shithead
wtf why did she actually drink piss???
About as subtle as an earthquake I know
My mistakes were made for you
>>211601769I SOLVED IT
THE STRIPE LEADS TO MY DICK AND POINTS TO YOUR BOI PUSSY
FAGGOT ASS NIGGER
>>211601793He hasn't shit tested production yet.
>>211601785alex b as a freeloader when?
>>211601777>itโs a different type of twist >a twist of a differentโฆ hueTheyโre just going to do the โbring in a bunch of Indian guysโ bit theyโve talking about for over a year.
>>211601772Something will eventually change, maybe she'll do a Gilbert Gottfried voice.
>>211601805>recap nothing happening
>>211601817god that fag has the most punchable face
reminder that rachel took a benzo and a sleeping pill last night and then followed up with an energy drink
who will be the Alexis of this season?
>>211601793>>211601828they wouldnt let him on if he didnt pinkie promise not to be mean to jet. he's a good goy
>>211601793>handcuff him to Rachael and offer him 2 Fishbucks if he can get her to willingly leave the houseftfy
How tall do you think the guys are? Some seem tall but then also seem short because of the camera angle
Sometimes Freddy looks 5'8 then 6'0
>>211601654>we didn't listen
watching this season is pure agony
>>211601788Stealing shit to sell for drug money is fucking pathetic and should be reprimanded and reviled at every given opportunity. Luke was a chill guy and he didn't steal his stuff as some funny bit. He stole it so he could get a bag of dope like some strung up junkie loser. Fuck Jeff
>>211601777we all know it'll be underwhelming and suck so no
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won't be watching :-)
man, she'd be so hot if she wasn't a camwhore
ughh
>>211601654in the end, he was based for stealing from the wiggers
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what causes this dogshit lightning on the PTZ, they can have "100k" worth of tech equipment in the attic but they didnt feel like spending more then $20 on cameras?
>>211601785my wife don't fart man
Does anyone still like Daniel?
>>211601882pathetic faggots
>>211601882Hellooo hes a fag
>>211601855First thing he said when he came in was that Jin was a pervert, would've loved to see Jet smiling and nodding in the basement at that moment.
>>211601862Daniel is definitely 6ft+ when straightened out
Freddy and Arye seem kinda short, 5'10 or something
>>211601817>brandon slaps the bag himself Nerd
I want to say Rachel is a plant because it's almost like she is unlikable on purpose, but there are legit cat ladies out there exactly like her.
>>211601852Ellie, i want to smell her stinky unwashed pussy
Been holding onto my rachel stocks hoping she'll do something funny soon and it'll sky rocket
I'm starting to think it'll never happen
>>211601888why did he do that i wasn't watching
>>211601837the one that will just be a worse repeat of Matan's show?
>>211601889Yeah she do, but only for a real nigga so she don't do it fa you
>>211601777>still thinking there's a twist
>>211601882small penis, otherwise he'd be crushing his shit with that posture.
>>211601712Kek almost got me
angie just bent over and her asscheeks were out for a second
why does she talk to him all day?
>>211601862Daniel is tall as fuck but since he's so shy and insecure he shrinks into himself with that hunch to not stand out. He's probably about 6'3". Jin was tall too, tallest gook I've ever seen.
i haven't jerked off in days because i keep catching sight of rachel
Ellie has a tight asian teen virgin pussy and is unvaxxed
>>211601887I think they use a filter on the PTZ camera to make people look like shit, and the behind-the-scenes S2 edits showed that they did a lot of color correction on the main cameras. It's probably a combination of both making it look like shit.
>>211601836Make the call, Jet
does anyone have that pic of dave with the "i would never ever ever burn down a house"
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>>211601918Daniel called him gay the day prior and Jet was up all night fuming
>>211601882I was sitting like that just now kek
Itโs advantageous to make Daniel give up on the show
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>WHAT IF THE BIT IS WE PRETEND TO BE RETARDED
>WHAT IF THE BIT IS WE PRETEND TO BE RETARDED
>WHAT IF THE BIT IS WE PRETEND TO BE RETARDED
>WHAT IF THE BIT IS WE PRETEND TO BE RETARDED
Are the wiggers fucking cooked?
>>211601891literally worst male in there.
>>211601943Based no fapper.
>>211601777It better be at the start of week 2 and not at the end
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>>211601937ellie's the only one who gives a shit about the inane nonsense he yaps about all day
>>211601938what does this bitch have to do with fishtank?
>>211601862ben is 5'3 for reference
>>211601785MONKEY KING SAVE US
>anons have been posting chatgpt generated opinions for shit and giggles this season
>chatgpt related skit today
>there are people lurking this thread right now that still dont think production lurks these threads
>>211601954Why be the "host" of a show like Fishtank if your own skin is paper thin?
>>211601937They're both retarded and watch destiny streams like faggots
>37 days left of this shit
This dude turned out to be such a boring little cuck.
>>211601982we know they lurk thats why people write :
>>211601979
Why are they letting her hide in that room?
>>211601742I've had that Pulp song you posted about her stuck in my mind since.
did nobody get any pics of angie's asscheeks hanging out?
okay im just chiming in now, whats happened since last night?
We're crashing out and getting in the RV again
>>211601978That's Jets live-in girlfriend
I don't think these threads were ever this slow, even during the lowest lows of Season 2. Grim and fucked status?
Reminder that Aryeh likes Hasan, thus he is our enemy. Ellie likes based Destiny.
>>211601995>>211601994why is he fucking sulking now?
>>211601982I've seen them steal my bits far too many times to believe otherwise
>>211601982Jet and Ben literally have these threads pulled up on the computers downstairs right now. Half of the viewerbase is /ftl/ Chad's. These threads do Iron Man numbers
how is he not feeling the heat right now?
>>211602006Because they spent all day trying to get her out. I don't think she's even gone downstairs today
I dare Jet to make a good season of this show.
Can we discuss Twitch streamers instead?
>>211601785Alex should have won s3
Bringing on his wife was not a mistake, it was kino
The mistake was doubling up that night with frank/wild randy, forcing him out while his family was there
If they weren't still there giving him an easy out, he PROBABLY would have stayed
Cobra and lion (lol) would have unironically teamed up to fight frank
Then they would have voted off the jeet and gone into FH2 with alex and mizzy involved.
>>211602017buck broken after he was told he was almost kicked for being too annoying
>>211602017he knows he isnt getting a crumb of pussy
>>211602012A couple of Pakis on the cow 2 cam ended up stealing the calf from it's mother earlier and she was distraught. Nothing else of note has happened.
>>211602023If that's true SHOW ELLIE'S FEET JET SO WE CAN WATCH AGAIN
>>211601937>there's a lady in Ohio with a very feminine penis waiting for youBased chud queen. I bet she hates Kai Cenat and Destiny just like us.
>>211602016this is why it sucks when they talk about dumb shit like that, you faggots think that has any bearing on whether the fish are good contestants or not
>>211601982I genuinely dont think they do. I think they stopped during s3 and now only care about Twitter and reddit. They are trying to distance themselves from this place and it shows.
>>211601982>>there are people lurking this thread right now that still dont think production lurks these threadsEveryone knows they lurk here. Sam and Jet both came straight from this website
>>211602017Better looking white guy in the house now
>she is built exclusively for BWC
>>211601646please don't call me a faggot https://www.tiktok.com/@smegmaoverlord
>>211602042Let's talk about Kai Cenat!
Just tuned in, give me a one sentence rundown of who the goober in the red striped shirt is?
>>211602019jet never confronted jin to his face. completely bitch made.
>>211602027He can put on a good face but deep down we know he's shitting himself
>>211602027He's actually too low IQ to understand cause and effect.
I'd lock the door and jump her. No way Jet or Mints could do anything before I was inside her.
Jin is the first contestant to be straight up replaced. It might have been the earliest for someone to leave the show too.
>>211601644>Not a narcissist or deliberately maliciousShe smiles while hurting people and deliberately lies and falls to get attention. Somehow the most evil person they've had on a show full of freaks.
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Does anyone have the Taylor PMV someone made recently? I need to goon
>>211602045he mogged the tank!
Did nobody screencap angie bending over in those shorts????
>>211601989>watch destiny streamswow based
>>211602043the black homo had to win
>>211602027he hides under a veil of "it's bad on purpose" so he never has to take any responsibility
>>211602045Did Jin ever even get fucked with? He was unmoggable
>BEER
>BEER
>BEER
>OOOOooooh
>>211602048should have just leveled with him and explained that jin alluded to jet's 4chan phase
it's basically the same thing as alluding to letty's revenge porn, and that's just not okay
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>used to think Jet is ugly as fuck because he's bald and his head has a weird shape
>now that he got a Bieber/emo haircut I start to think he kinda resembles me
I'm 32 years old. I can't believe I actually look like Jet.
How tall is he?
>>211602043>there is a universe where the final four are burt, alex, binx, and mizzy for fh2FUCK dude
>>211602043Close but the jeet had immunity in that challenge or he would have been voted off . Mizzy was always going home before Famous house 2
>>211601937He's the only person there who can have a semblance of a conversation.
>>211602065hes just a guy. he shit on jin immediately upon appearing. hes probably a friend of the wiggers and gay
>>211602095Nobody cares anymore bro
>>211602084I'm playing Shadowverse
>>211602017he has no internal monologue
>>211602043Sam powertripped and got mad that Alex B wouldn't divorce his insane wife live on TV (who would have gone home and killed his monkeys and broke all his shit). Retard incompetence. The only way to make it right is to bring him back in. BRING HIM BACK!!!
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>>211602078I finally understand now
>>211602112>three sentences kill yourself
>>211602107>How tall is he?Doesn't matter. Start lifting weights and get a new haircut NOW.
>>211602095I was thinking the same thing. Where the hell are the /ftl/ gooners this season?
this time I'm not really disappointed. It's expected at this point.
Why don't they just have the fridge stuffed with beers so Freddy can keep a constant buzz?
There's no downside except his health.
>freddy waiting right by the door for a beer
the fredster rules
>>211602064I'd rather talk about Emiru, EE etc
>>211602027Maybe he should DANCE WITH SOMEBODEH
>people only like Angie because she looks like a hebe
>>211602065you actually summed it up already
Rachel is a shoo-in for bloodgames 2
>alright heres my idea for season 4
>we cast fish who know the show
>the first 2 weeks we take it easy
>then week 2 we turn it up a notch
>we can go extra hard on them because they are not normies
>any questions?
>>211602027mild anesthetics most likely...
Jet I know you're reading this, Rachel needs the following;
>Mini fridge with sodas
>Daily McDonald's deliveries
>Immunity from all challenges
>A fish toy that takes other fishes mattresses and adds them to her bed
>>211602137this is fuckin vile
>>211601813Revealed his power level way too readily. Should have practiced being a lot more restrained and subtle. Decent 14,000 mile round trip effort shit post
>>211601944That's why Jet cast her despite it hurting the season because she can't drink or be sexualized as much as the others. Jet literally picks girls to Weinstein himself onto based on how much he predicts they'll mind his very small girth, thin penis.
It's funny how hopeful he is, as if Ellie wouldn't have an entire inbox full of big white and black penises on any social media she uses. Jet Ellie will know how thin it is if she ever sees it, you cannot escape even with azn girls!
>>211602143Because /ftl/ viewers get a dopamine rush when he rings the bell
Ellie is upset that seth isn't a nazi political fag lol
>>211602104Drench spit in his face and he specifically let her and obviously enjoyed it a bit.
>>211602017angie's bubby tts'd her, and she told daniel its not happening. also, ellie called daniel a cuck LOL...
I know she admitted to being on adderall
But do we know she takes downers too
>>211601937Ellie watched during the philosophy arc
Ary watched the Israel arc
They are not the same
>>211602132kek i thought this too
>>211602084Can you give this season a rating out of 10?
>>211602147How about we find a middle ground? I'd like to talk about ishowspeed, adin ross, cuffem, any of the faze boys or neon
>>211602156No shot she'll go outside
can we get a fishtoy to have sam punch mints as hard as he can?
Fred is such a classic alcoholic.
Ratchal denying being on pills, Xannie blackout.
>>211602098Only because alex wasnt an option
>>211602065>Just tuned inTune out honestly. If anything happens (it won't) you'll see it here.
>>211602142She actually posted nudes on /b/ you don't see them posted because she was underage at the time
>they would not let you into agartha
What did ellie mean by this?
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*does nothing*
>>211602168did jin only have 2 fishbucks or they just jewed him out?
>>211602169He's in the shower
angie's been bending over constantly in there and nobody's capping it
show really is over
>>211602138THERE IS NOTHING TO GOON TO
WE HAVEN'T SEEN FEET SINCE YESTERDAY.
ELLIE STILL WON'T SHOW OR EVEN TEASE.
>nobody's even making edits or funny shit anymore
grim
>>211602120Still unreal how she made people upset just by being a pretty white girl.
You guys need to be more grateful.
>>211602178jobe is implying that they should kick jet but they cant because he runs the show
>>211602180he let her spit on his face like 3 times absolute unit
5 Days in and Rachel is just finding out where people are from
alright just got back from work so was today as explosive as yesterday? Any kino?
>>211602200agartha is popular amongst middle school boys btw
I really like Freddie. Probably one of the least annoying Fish ever.
>>211602108We are truly in thr worst fishtank timeline
i'm usually able to keep this shit in the background and do other things but something about this season is so off man, dunno, maybe it's that rachel's issues are actually a bid deal, and that the rest are actually boring as fuck. dunno. doesn't feel the same.
>>211602059they follow reddit and twitters opinions yeah, but they still lurk here because like the anon beneath you said they came from here and they know that even though we like to doompost a bit too much we know better than reddit and twitter
Claire rimmed jets stinky butt
>>211602213shut the fuck up jet
>>211602168Lol he flew as long as he was on the show. That's a 24 hour flight from Boston. Did it the other year.
>>211602002rght but ben is actually 5'3, my college friend dated him back in 2022 and got addicted to oxy
>>211602062thanks non-faggot
this girl a freak
>monthly bills 6k
Disfat bidge is such a horrible liar
Sam is going to be pissed today if he even shows up
>>211602213Nothing to be grateful about
>>211602212Sheโs fugly though
>>211602204Doubt theyโre giving him shit other than a ride home
>>211602219I don't think she even knows their names, despite them doing a sketch where people said their names to her yesterday.
>>211602209Do you watch the show or are you too focused on these threads?
i have a dream
a dream of a jetless fishtank
challenges come through speakers
rewards distributed through dumbwaiters and boxes with timed locks (beer box unlocks after 8PM)
the only production members we see are sharks or goldstriker (comes for challenges and gets out quick, doesn't hang around moping)
She'll be back in B3 in 10 minutes
>>211602189parts of speed's china stream were ok
>>211602225Yeh even before theu kicked Jin the vibes weren't there.
>>211602225I actually fell asleep during the mad scientist skit
>>211602220jet read chatgpt and had the fish repeat what hes reading to do a heckin awesome theater kid improv show!
>>211602178so this is why jobe isn't back on kek
>>211602152>max sent his gf into the tank to be gooned on by the entire audience
>>211602178Jobe has been online friends with Jet for a long time pretty sure. Obviously he will defend his friends. Jobe is still based. Best freeloader ever
>>211602213BRING BACK ALEX
>>211602239People have been sending him Jets post about him fucking trannies and 16 year olds all day, he's coming to clean house.
JIGGLE CAM BR4
JIGGLE CAM BR4
>>211602245damn he really is idubbbz
>she's gonne be part of my family in some sort of way
jesus christ fred don't
Lowkey?... Angie owes me sex...
>>211602245i think he's in his head about it too
i bet he feels more humiliated than anyone else thinks he his
:(
>>211602188so far id give it a 4/10. 3 of those points are rachel, and daniel and drench share a point. we'll see how it plays out
>Freddy actually is going to crash at Rachel's place after the show
Brother fix your shit
>>211602189could never watch a full speed stream but from clips he's kind of kino
>>211602246No stop doomposting I swear it'll all come together
>>211602223He was annoying as absolute fuck the night he got blacked out drunk, but it was funny because it also annoying the other fish
>PEOPLE FROM BOSTON AND NEW JERSEY SUCK>NEW YORK RULES For about 3 hours straight
Where are screencaps of Angie's asscheeks
>>211602245Why did no one ever tell him not to sit like that?
>>211602245that's all this dude is here for at this point
>>211602252I've been watching. Neither Ellie, Angie or Drench have shown feet in the past few hours.
>>211602059with the current state of their subreddit, they're going to want to distance from that too
it's full of new markyposters and r9k references
>>211602282he's going the alex b route
>>211602090someone has to have it
>>211602296Yes it's true. Jin is a fag
>>211602295Angiefags dropped off after her bf TTS'd
>>211602267Fuck off jobe youโre a giga faggot
>>211602255But then how will the crew interaction multiplier come into play????
hack_blasterd
/r9k/
marky
nina
>>211602296what an idiot, he deserves it
>>211602296No one would lie on this website
how the fuck does a nutcase like rachel make more than $6,000/month
>>211602302Why don't they???
>>211602296>it's true because it's on 4chando xtroids really
Send him in Jet, it's time.
qrd why everyone hates Daniel? I haven't really been watching
i want to eat angie's burger
>>211602321Ban him! Ban him now!!!
>>211602296no he didn't even make $730
>I'm so cool
>mememememe
>my bills are 6k
>memememememe
>they took a chance on me without college
>memememe
>>211602296ive been every one of these threads and didnt see this at all
>>211602296he made 200 bucks.
>>211601888mints almost taken out.
>>211602267long term internet friends with... his cousin?
Is this better or worse than the RV trip?
>>211602296>he's not even on the show and he's still the funniest person
>>211602321STOP DISRUPTING THE SHOW
>>211602317This is the most Jewish thing I've ever read.
>>211602321UH...yeah... we like... we kicked jin because he was annoying us... you're annoying too..
>>211602326welfare scamming
send in cryokeen unironically
you guys are gonna look dumb when the twist happens lol
>>211602315dammit I just want to see her ass
>Sam and Jet ruined my show again
I feel so bad for Ben
>>211602326She doesn't, she's a known liar.
>>211602321Nina and Marky are sexy
>>211602321this never happened
its fake
so now we have to remove you from the show
>>211602333Nontent simp today. He got a letter from a person close to him last night that told him his ego was getting too big and he was being a bully. Has made him become far more introverted knowing that his family are watching him.
>>211602327Because God hates me clearly.
Bogan goes barefoot at night..usually.
The other two not at all HAHAHAHAHA
Rachel is almost certainly lying and recruiting for some kind of pyramid scheme. โBusiness developmentโ reps make like $50k/yr and have crazy turnover
>>211602342Theyโre not going to give him the 200
daniel is my idea of every site chatter
>>211602359maybe he should go grab a gun and kill these two fucks then
>>211602359He hasn't been funny since famous house, this is on him too.
>>211602345>believing this You're a dolt. Jet already said that wasn't true.
Why did things have to be this way
FUCK JET
>>211602356more humour at our expense truly neptunian
>>211602346worse by a long shot
>>211602356ok so the twist is either porn house or an excuse to buy time
>>211602333Production killed his personality and now he doesnโt care
>>211602359Ben is as much of a faggot as both of them. Astroturfed forced meme nigga
>>211602226>we know better than reddit and twitterJet blocks people who are critical of the most superficial things about the show
If you think he's in the basement reading
"Neptune dies tonight" and posts about his sister i think you're wrong
Yo Jet check this out
>>>/r9k/
>>211602321YOU'RE ACTING JUST LIKE COLE RIGHT NOW
COCKS OUT BOYS JETS GONNA SUCK EVERYONE OFF
>>211602383he's very streamstars coded
Direnc is unironically the best female fish they've had.
>>211602317legal documents don't have comedy ellipses in them
The fat genuinely thinks she's "cool" in some ironic way and its mannerisms irk me to a degree I did not believe possible.
>>211602392>a joke so unfunny that nobody believes it's a joke
Each successive season of fishtank makes you realize how much better the previous one was
>send him in
>his task is to tame Rachel
>wait three days
>send in the ogre wife
>>211601937She knows he will be set up as the winner or second place. Easiest retard to manipulate there.
She tested the waters with Daniel and didn't get a good response. She knew Jin won't get anywhere and knows Freddy is just the joke character drunk who won't get far.
She is an empty soulless husk and by the end of the season most people will see that I was right. She will be second or third place. The only reason she won't win is because it's rigged and Jet will give the win to the bald autist, unless she manipulates the bald autist so much he gives up his win.
>>211602413this site doesnt exist
>>211602402Tbh, think it was more to do with the letter he got than the production shit. All contributing factors though.
Direnc isnโt a boy Iโve seen her vagina
>>211602359Ben is still winning because being in the US keeps him safe from the draft. As a trained ex-IDF guy he'd be called up right away. He also got to fuck Josie after s1.
Angie is a TIGHT little piece
>>211602419Australians are a really good fit for fishtank
>>211602296chase bank doesn't operate in canada or japan
>>211602451many are saying this
>>211602392he told the cast it wasn't true while also telling the cast Jobe is eligible to win Famous House
you're a mark, Jobe talking about their family gatherings as a kid on his stream
someone should ask jet if his favorite pokemon is arcanine
>unfunny new guy keeps burping
hate that fag
tts r9k while jet is in the r9k closet
>>211602419she's being so fucking wasted on this season
>hey, can you guys like, not make content? I wanna sleep tonight.
>>211601995>gets told that he is on thin ice and to stop doing anything or get kicked>''wtf why is he not doing anything REEEEEEEEEEEE''Average mondonigger
>>211602430you dont get the joke, its funny that you actually believed jobe was his cousin
how are you not laughing?
>>211602456Yeah, it's weird. But Oliver became one of my favorites. He was game for just about anything and never complained or had issues. Dude just powered through the end of Season 2 listening to 'Oliver Gay' on loop for 2 weeks.
>>211602039my right wing grifter gf
>>211602456they didnt give leah a chance
The scenes are the worst thing about the show, why do they keep doing them?
The thread is going at week 4 speeds
>>211602473I was just thinking "he's in the r9k closet"
Lmao
>>211602043The people who clowned him for leaving are the biggest retards on the planet. No one in the history of the show has been dogpiled on even 60% as hard as Alex got dogpilled during that 24 hours.
>be a non-online guy, completely oblivious of this kind of Fishtank adjacent culture or ecelebs>get tricked onto some internet torture show youโve never heard of >stay anyway>have no contact with the outside world and are left completely in the dark>production brings on your real life wife and stepdaughter>they say the show is fake, people die, no one gets paid, your entire family hates you and is embarrassed by you, your fathers grave is being defiled, and your wife threatens to leave you if you donโt quit>stay anyway>production brings on some 300 pound smelly faggot youโve never heard of to follow you around and assault you the entire night>stay anyway>all the next morning he follows and assaults you and your friends again >production encourages it>finally leaveNo one wanted to be there more than Alex. It still shocks me how fucking dumb the wiggers were pushing their best contestant that hard.
>we haven't had an eliminated yet
>>2116024731. I'm not giving them any money
2. That's probably filtered already
reminder Jet admitted on /r9k/ that he has BPD
Lance
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>>211602456Missing this nigga
>>211602473Someone needs to come up with a way to send it through without censors noticing
not a lot of testosterone runnin through this room
it's crazy cause until jin got kicked it was actually picking up momentum. two good beefs yesterday, alliances forming and tensions rising. now it's back to the rachel lolcow show.
never
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he has a chance to do the most amazing thing here, but i know he wont
i wish i had the confidence of this mediocre white guy
>>211602492Week 5*
This shit is so awful it's insane
>>211602039>not hapadropped
Why are they shooting scenes without the famous house pretense? Are they really that dumb that this hasnโt crossed their mind?
Asking about Seths private stuff, that's a big no no, stop shit testing him!
>>211602354>jetweak.webmIts his fucking gloves you can see it slip. I hate this clips so much
>>211602502theyre gonna pretend Jin never existed huh
>>211602473arcanine might not be filtered
>>211602490They don't even make sense. When they were doing Famous House they were at least a funny concept but now they're just making the fish do retarded low effort improv shit to fill time
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she needs to wear less
>>211602456They also had the best survivor seasons
>C-C-C-CHALLENGE TIME
>TALK TO EACH OTHER
>>211602498>No one in the history of the show has been dogpiled on even 60% as hard as Alex got dogpilled during that 24 hours. I love how this is completely true and yet Jimmy loves trauma dumping about how he had it the worst at every opportunity lmao
>>211602462did you get any of her bending over and her asscheeks coming out?
>>211602490Yeah, it feels weird. It worked for Season 3, but don't these fish know that the scenes are pointless? Why are we doing this other than to make the fish say funny things? Hell, most of it isn't even 'funny' because it's from ChatGPT. Even that was better in Season 3 as the cast thought the scenes were written by people not AI.
June 2025...I am forgotten
@mints
at least move the ptz cam onto ellie so i have something to look at muted on my second monitor while i don't watch the rest of this retarded show.
>>211602451Imagine shoving a stungun into her stomach until she drops and spazes out on the floor while she pisses herself.
>>211602502Only 5 days in, might not this week either because of Jin/Seth situation
>>211602108Replace Mizzy with Simbal but yeah. That wouldโve been the best final 4 of any reality show ever. Alex was the glue that held that whole cast together.
>>211602462i was getting worried we no longer have anyone watching the show to clip these moments
maybe i can now finally go outside
>>211602493It used to be the piss closet :(
>>211602462imagine how your cock feels inside of that ass
would key ara slip through
Every major problem the show has had leads back to Letty in some way
>>211602529Jet are you seriously browsing this thread while locked in the closet?
>>211602549>Shit is so bad you have to have a challenge for them to talk to eachotherKill jet
>>211602511A pirate whonis happy he found 9 thousand dollars worth of treasure
>>211602354You realize that the center of gravity for that table is extremely low because of the heavy legs? There's zero chance any of you faggots could flip it either.
they really shit the bed this season, they shit the bed last two seasons as well but this season was just dead on arrival. why hasn't sam fired jet yet?
>>211602480The mondo bagholders can never stop shilling. They're holding the bag for Sam & co to get rich LOL. Promises made that they will totally get their payoff, just wait another year. Hold that bag a big longer mondonigger
>>211602529>Jet posting in the closet
file
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>>211602107I'm 36 and look like Joji, kek
>>211602549Did he get this idea from chatgpt too?
>>211601877Brother I just want it to end
It wasn't so bad before Seth came along but now it's unwatchable
>>211602561Time changes all things old man
If only Kircheis was here...
>>211602549Most on this board would lose this one
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>>211602523Wiggers want to play with their toys
this literally feels like an awkward first date conversation, very gay.
Imagine being on this show for 8k
do you think Ellie would read Chainsaw Man with me
>lotgh
oh he is even more autistic than we thought
>>211602529if you're browsing ftl in the closet then I take back everything I've said about you, you're based (if thin-skinned)
>>211602586smaack my beloved
>This dark fantasy has some dark content
Seth is retarded huh
>>211602574At least S2 and S3 started off with high effort interesting premises, even if the wiggers eventually ruined them or gave up on them. This season feels like the wiggers gave up before it even started
I'm a crypto millionaire
I'm going to make a spiritual successor to this shitty show and mog them
It's gonna be called birdcage and have the same general concept
I'm not a fucking retarded painthuffing faggot like jet, so I'll run the show better
I'm gonna need a tall and imposing actor to play the role of host and hire competent people to work production, cameras, website, runners, etc. It's gonna be a hundred times better than this shit bros
>>211602593Who is the Oberstein of fishtank
these threads are going so slow i keep checking to see if its split and it never is
>>211602523they weren't even really funny in S3. Why on Earth would they do them now?
>>211602574> yo sam my dad doxxed my social security number on r9k> whoah, my dad got angry when i crashed the ca he bought me, would you like to live in my office?they have a weird co-dependent father-son relationship
>Angie listing of her IRL simps names in b4
Sharkfart needs a drink
>>211602565Interesting.
I'd like to see you expound upon this thesis, anon
>>211602608ellie cannot read she is a zoomer and spent her entire life getting groomed by ip2 discord servers
>>211602586Famous House was so good bros...
You know what I love about Jet? He has to micomanage every other sentence they say
>Jankees and Cowboys
DROPPED
>>211602521>not hapaEllie not being a hapa is a good thing
>>211602622I'm a sketchy Bosnian, you need a producer?
>>211602622have all the contestants be stand ins for prod
>>211602624OH NONONONO... JETSISTERS?!
>>211602649thousand cock stare
angie's butt is constantly about to come out of those shorts
>>211602186>tfw i've been watching since the jontron swvRW
imagine if this show had one single good consistent season. is that really so much to ask?
>>211602508Vance vs. Lance was kino and one of the best ideas they had.
>>211602653its really funny, especially when all his directions are so funny
>>211602624let's see her try to do it while in full cosplay though
>>211602645>ip2 discord serversWhy do you keep saying this, it literally doesnโt exist.
>>211602606its honestly crazy cause it shows they arent here for the money. they really just want the pitifully tiny amount of clout that comes from this
>>211602245>watched Jin tear up his crush's teddy bear and put the remains on his head>Did nothing and wore the cuck hat for the rest of the day
you guys realize Seth is Brian (Peter)'s cousin right?
>daniel talked about pumpkin scissors
only real autists would be that deep into anime
>>211602622Hire me, I'm 9'2" and I have a successful comedy show that got cancelled for being too funny.
>>211602498Alex was too good for fishtank
>>211602508What happened to him? He did one video on Fishtank, promised to do more and disappeared as far as I remember
>>211602675few realize this
>>211602511>>211602568Not a bad shout, maybe pretend to be talking to Aryeh too, something about Aryeh - nine - kay
daniel deserves a bubby monster
more angie butt type stuff
>>211602636The funniest part is there's history of Jet talking shit about Sam in his r9k tripfagging days
>Jet is only doing scenes this season because he watched the rehearsal season 2
Doesn't even let them finish their talk before kicking them out lmao
>>211602694Seth is one of Brian's Buddies?
>>211602554miss this nigga
>Daniel is a Yankees and Cowboys fan
Disgusting combo
>>211602566>>211602576>>211602611Yeh totally posting while on stream are you retarded
>>211602682holy shit you dumb nigger ahahahaha
>>211602714Being retarded
>>211602413Alright Anon pack your bags your replacement is on the way
Bogan mama fell asleep
Fucking Rachel is part of the cast now
This is how bad its gotten
>>211602714Retarded and jewish
>>211602419She might win if she passes the final test: letting jet fuck her
>>211602662big white cock stare
>>211602692Its zero clout, the days of the fish sticking around with Jet and Sam and shit are long since over. The best you'll get is a namedrop in a /bant/ thread
b4 is literally the only reason to watch this show
>>211602622Depressed alcoholic fullstack developer here, I'd pitch in
>>211602730>are you retardeddo you know where you are?
>/ftl/ even hates Ben now
How'd that happen? He helped carry S3 and S2
>>211602714Homeless larping as functioning members of society
>>211602636>they have a weird co-dependent father-son relationshipthey also share their love for marky
jets dad also got in on that action
sick fucks
>>211602694>>211602724Yep, brian even mentioned him in S2 saying he was a fan of fishtank too
>>211602714They're the BALL BROTHERS
>>211602738>you do stuff for money right?
Jet stop reading the threads
The reason these scenes suck compared to S3 isn't because it was famous house, it's because Jet is in these scenes.
>>211602749yeah when i say pitifully tiny i really mean pitifully tiny
>>211602714One is retarded and the other hates his life.
>>211602752sheesh good call out bro
>>211602753any internships available
>>211602714Being drug addicts who think they are smart with almost no empathy
>>211602749At this point it's negative clout, the only impact it will have on your life is negative. There's no incentive to be on the show whatsoever unless you're a total retard
Hire me.... We can show that little sissy boy who's boss.....
>You remind me of my little brother
>He's younger than me actually
Freddy is so kino
>>211602779Few realize this
>>211602622I'll be your host potentially. - cryokeen
>You remind me of my younger brother
>He's actually younger than me
>>211602622I can work production. I'll work for peanuts and like drive the cars and go to the store. I've directed some short films before so I know how to operate a camera. I've also acted for other people so I could do some bits or gaslighting shit if needed, but I'm also happy to just be an errand boy. Please do it.
>>211602027He's seething like crazy. Gonna lash out at the fans by intentionally making the show bad now
>>211602765he just came up and made them read chatgpt
>>211602738>She might winNo, Samuel will have some christcuck spergout, and kick her before storming out of the house to tongue kiss a tranny for WP3
>>211602354>>211602624I was about to mock Jet for not knowing to bend his legs for more strength, but the thin woman hardly bent down at all and flipped it no problem... is Jet weak and easily rattled to the level of some deformity? What the fuck is wrong with him
does jet think feeding them boring lines is in any way justifying him being involved? what a fat ugly loser
>>211602785Not at my company unfortunately, I didn't even apply I was headhunted from Dice.com
click click click click click click click click click click
POP
>>211602522Good, retards donโt deserve good things
calling it part 1 will be about picking "agents" and part 2 will be like bloodgames where they roleplay man in black shit and kill aliens. jin won already so he has to wait until part 2, he is the best actor they have that's why his ig stories seemed so real. screenshot this im not coping
>what's your favorite girl bro?
fucking kek
why are they feeding them lines?
im glad we cleared that up, anime is really gay
i like girls, waht about you?
You like girls? What's your favorite girl?
>>211602714crying about getting mogged by their own dad on /r9k/
>>211602701He barely got any views and gave it up, he appears on fishtank twitter spaces occasionally
>>211602891They're trying to make them uncomfortable with cringe lines
>>211602902You like girls? Name every girl.
>>211602765he insists upon himself
>>211602622Do it dude I'm a professional video and audio guy and I'll help remotely as much as possible. Make a website and start recruiting with 4chan ads now. Do it
>>211602765He was funny during S3 and S2
This has been terrible
>>211602916It isn't working its just unfunny
>"My favorite girl."
>"No tattoos."
Lmao Freddy is legendary.
>>211602765Same reason racism is a thing. If your group robs and kills people eventually people won't like you.
If your show scams people and is a failure over and over people won't like you.
Only way to avoid it is calling out your groups bad behavior.
Ben's silence is deafening.
>>211602891Because Jet wants to be cool Nathan Fielder
>>211602942Freddy should win, even the simpbait this season sucks
>>211602514He was instigating content without making it all about him. If he hid his power level more he could've been a top 10 fish
>>211602941idk maybe they're going to do something with the footage to fuck with the fish, maybe editing it to make people hate/distrust each other.
That's a lot of confidence to give the wiggers though
>>211602916>it's bad on purposePosting from the closet, impressive dedication
I noticed you said you want a tall host. I'm only 5'10 which isn't Manlet exactly but it's no Sam Hyde. I could get shoe lifts or can u help pay for surgery to lengthen my legs?
>He thinks he could take Arye
And this guy watches MMA
Ben and Jet should just kick everyone out and do their own little show because its obvious thats what they want to do
anyone have the clip of daniel callng jin a degenerate and he goes "i'm a degenewate?"
>>211602988He's already a top 3 fish, retard.
>>211602982people think he's playing a character, but he never was and never is besides the only time he was ever funny (the gay bit) because he's just an actual asshole, you can see it in his face
>>211602997>idk maybe they're going to do something with the footage to fuck with the fishBen and Jet just want to be on camera
>>211603020The recorded bits actually worked most of the time when it wad Famous House but with these fans it feels so forced and award and breaks up the natural interactions
>>211602514Cause that little sissy boy was worried that Jin knew he constantly got mogged on r9k by his old man in 2017................
>>211602714Doing a Sam impersonation
>>211601629>>211602039>>211601796>>211601937>>211602193Built for my small white cock. Her tight little Asian holes are just the right size.