r9k closet edition
/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Rachel said she was RAPED, went through a "trans phrase," and plans to have children
-- Jin says he was ENCOURAGED to be a pervert and they "fed him lines" about it
-- Jin believes he was kicked for mentioning Jet's /r9k/ usage, and "talking shit about production"
-- Ellie and Angelina stole Rachel's fishbucks
-- Seth has replaced Jin and is NOT a freeloader, Jet said he's elligible to win the FULL $8,000!
-- Direnc won $200 for giving Seth a panic attack
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>>211601585
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SEXXOOOOOO
>>211602791 (OP)real ones are in B4 right now
Reminder that jet is a pussy he wont fight me
JET NEPTUNE! I'M COMING TO THE TANK TO KILL YOU! IN REAL LIFE!
autistic baby making with virgin ellie
>i will now watch your show
Wheb does it get good, guys?
Okay I know nobody cares but has anyone noticed the red striped shirt is Seth the key to all this
How much would you estimate Rachel is making the show per hour by TTS?
>>211602826What isn't she built for?
>>211602826big jewish cock
All the Jet Neptune hate has made me like him again
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curious to find out if arcanine is filtered in TTS
>>211600742They are keeping her around so jet can fuck her after the show
Back to the cuck r9kloset Jet
>>211602765Totally washed now
>>211602865Gorania... You will be mine...
describe the type of people that simp for:
>Angie
>Dirench
>Ellie
JET LOOK OOOOUUUT HE'S BEING MEAAAN
Insider here
They're flying out bubgames to be on the show.
angie's ass in those shorts is literally the only reason to watch this show anymore lol
>>211602860its all tts coins people saved up anyway barely anyone is paying actual money for 30$ of tts
I fucking hate you. I hate you.
Okay. Cause here's the thing. All the production hiccups that we talked about, the show almost getting cancelled. HALF THAT SHIT WAS FROM YOU FUCKING NIGGERS. HALF THAT SHIT WAS FROM YOU. Trying to shut th- you watch the show but you're trying to get it shut down? Looks like you got what you wanted. You got what you wanted. You finally got it. The show's shut down. OOPS. RIGHT BEFORE THE FINAL CONTEST. BIG WHOOPSIE. And the streaming thing this is not even a thing, if you watch streaming, because I care about my fans, I care about my fans. If you think streaming is a good thing to watch...my man...you're watching people pick up pieces of shit and turds off a floor for six weeks, losing sleep, you're in a hospital bed. "Fishtank saved my life I'm in the hospital" FUCK YOU. YOU C- YOU SERIOUS? YOU'RE WATCHING PEOPLE PICK THEIR NOSE FOR SIX WEEKS. YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.
There's an entire universe of good literature, movies, music for you to enjoy but you're watching people smearing fucking chocolate ice cream on the wall. And saying it's the best thing ever, it makes me fucking sick. The twitter thing, it makes me sick. All the twitter posts saying how great the show is. Uhhh. You guys are fucking retarded and you need to hear that for your own good. And I'm not joking, the streaming is done, that's over, we've moved on. We're doing big time shit now, World Peace 2 is happening and the stuff that I am making in World Peace 2 is the old school MDE, bringing back the old school MDE, the real culture, the real shit is happening right now and I missed a huge shot today, that's not bullshit, I missed a huge shot today for the FINALE. YOU GOTTA BE HERE FOR THE FISHTANK FINALE MR. GOLDSTRIKER. Ahh. My God.
Anyway that's it y'all. VANCEPILLED VANCEMAXXERS LET'S GOOO. Nah, MDE never dies.
>>211602890only gay people fuck
Have we seen any Ellie poop yet? I need to see her shit
>>211602869that's super cringe, his father is a faggot
>>211602791 (OP)>go out for a walk>come back>hog is still sitting in bed
>>211602890Why would any of these retards simp after finding out that Abi and Claire fucked and sucked Jet lol
>>211602874keep em coming
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freddie is right. I'm tatted up also and don't like seeing girls with tats.
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>>211602900>Angiepatricians
>Direnchmidwits
>Elliegenetic dead ends
>>211602694>kicks out /ftl/ poster early>Brian buddy about to get asian pussy S2 KINO
>you walk into the room and see this
wat do?
Did the jeets just come on or something?
jets lines are so fucking boring he is so fucking unfunny
>>211602900BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Anyone catch Arye sussing out the "Rules don't matter and they just make up challenges to have who they want win" while talking to Daniel? Even severe autism knows their show sucks.
>>211602931claire is probably awesome in bed
what would you do if you saw this on your bed
>>211602900>elliePaytonchads that find it funny to root for the boring cute girl
She's an 18yo child you're all taking sexually about. At least keep pedophilic thoughts to yourself
>>211602826playroom punchies
>>211602946hapa impregnation mating
i need them both at the same time
We dont even car enough to talk about who should replace Jet
hey guys do any of you have any epic skit ideas for jet
WTF IS SETH ACTUALLY BRIANS COUSIN!? GTFOH FUCKING PLANT
freddy is such a gem man. might be absolutely fried but he always tries
>i like cucks
>i want to be cucked
Elliefags, would you be willing to fuck other women while Ellie watches in the corner?
Jet i know you're fucking doom scrolling here, so just tell us, why didn't you confront jin? You said you would punch him, are you that much of a pussy?
>>211602972I'd give her a big smooch
>>211602847this means EVERYTHING
I cant stop laughing bros, I just cant stop
This shit is is so fucking horrible holy shit Im laughing my ass off hahahah
They keep on going like it isnt just absolute shit hahahahah
>>211602890I don't even want to fuck her I just want to bury my face in her ass while I jack off
>>211602985joopa can take all of big purple up her booty hole
>>211602972I wouldn't do anything. I'd listen to what she had to say. And that's what no one did.
>>211602896Thought this was Burt at first
>>211602993maybe make rachel a mad scientist. name her dr crazium and make her do science experiments
>>211603003yes in exchange i get to watch her get fucked by a shemale
>>211602971shut up claire
>>211602912Sam was speaking from the heart here, he was also speaking from the heart during the actual wonkonian ending. He loved the fish, and hated the audience.
I wanna hang with the Fredster
i can see why jets father cucked him
>>211602912He was so real for this desu
I really don't like Seth for whatever reason
>>211603003Only if it's Joopy
if you are older than 23 you should not be simping for an 18 year old girl
>>211602972ange my shit immediately
>>211603004they are treating jet the way they treated letty
r9k = nina
nobody gives a fuck about this show anymore people just want angie's ass. fastest the threads moved all day and it was for that
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yeah i think we are no longer the intended audience
>>211602847you're right nobody cares
>>211602931That means we have a chance with them
>>211603003yo what the fuck did she actually say this? absolutely the fuck not, dont cuck for ANY woman
>fish so bored theyโre passing out at 5 pm
itโs a bad production team
>29
>born two months before the year 2000
why is he lying about this
>>211602900>EllieNerds who are afraid of confrontation and want a cute woman who'll parrot everything they say
>AngieAutists that don't know how to solve a conflict so they want a girl that just likes being submissive
>DirencIntellectuals, self-made men. Grown ups who know what they want
>>211602904no one cares lil bro. he got his 12 hours of instagram messages. moving on
>aryeh got filtered by 28 days later
kwab
>>211603060tight zoomette buttcheeks
>>211603063>getting out of the scene is a biti hate nu-tankfags
small white cock
small white cock
small white cock
small white cock
>>211602993Rachel gets to psychoanalyze the fish and tell them what their problems are.
All the fish have to clap after she berates and insults them
>>211603003No
She has to join in or it's not wholesome
Ellie rubbing a hot girls clit and sucking her tits while im balls deep in the puss
JET PUSSIED OUT! WOULDN'T FIGHT JIN!
>JET PUSSIED OUT! WOULDN'T FIGHT JIN!
JET PUSSIED OUT! WOULDN'T FIGHT JIN!
>JET PUSSIED OUT! WOULDN'T FIGHT JIN!
JET PUSSIED OUT! WOULDN'T FIGHT JIN!
>Hundreds of Beavers
Aryeh is 100% a yms watcher
>>211603063its mad funny
people are in the room talking and they are literally in the heccin closet like hella haha
>>211603079u suck dicks mints
>>211603079Hey.. you're kind of acting like Cole right now? Not that we dislike cole. I did not dislike Cole.. but like.. stop okay?
Can't get over the fact this skinny twig thinks he could take Arye
>>2116030751999 was 30 years ago anon
>>211603082He gets filtered by everything not aimed at 11 year olds.
>>211603086bwcposting has got the trannies seething
>daniel talking about cole again
>he thinks cole left because JC left
>>211602912kek watch as extreme peace releases for free and somehow has even less impact than fishtank
>>211603075he said 25 tho
what do you think the ROI is?
KEK
>>211603008What the fuck were the wiggers doing for the last six months or however long, this feels like they threw it together the day before it started. Remember all the improvements to the site, new TTS voices, new fish toys, etc added in S2? Remember when S2 and S3 had some kind of ideas behind them? What the fuck is this? REMEMBER THE SEASON 1 HOUSE GUYS????
>First season without a new house
>First season the cast is smaller than the last
>First season with a lower cash prize than the last
>First season a fish is kicked for being "annoying" (No Cole doesn't count he did way more shit over days before he got kicked.)
>First season you have to pay to watch it from 10pm-10am
>First season even reddit hates it
>First season there's no drama between fish, no talk of alliances or enemies, there is no feelings of competition
>First season with Ads
>First season Sam doesn't play a character
Does anyone here like anime
THIS SCENE SHIT IS RETARDED
how does she know the camera blindspot?
>>211603004Jet couldn't flip a table that a smaller woman flipped easily and he complained that training boxing "hurt his hands too much" so he had to stop. He also has some kind of neurotic problem because he couldn't sleep for 24hours thinking Jin was going to physically abuse him or something.
Ben also seems to be a bit more bark than bite whenever the man around them is bigger than TJ or Symbal. So they just waited for TRT Luke & HGH Sam to rescue them lol
Cole mentioned in B1, Jet's about to kick his ass
The last thing Jet Neptune will see...
Jet is trying to socialize with Freddy and Seth
The girls are all asleep
This is a new low for the show.
Can aryeh communicate in any way that doesn't involve cartoons?
>>211602900>>Direnchcan't answer for the others, but the people who want direnc want a good mommy coded woman with a heart of gold
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750153054978435.mp4
>>211602779>it's because Jet is in these scenes
>>211603110>people simped for thisfucking hell
does anyone have the clip of daniel callng jin a degenerate and he goes "i'm a degenewate?"
>>211603086shitclitty crashout
>>211603110Genuinely baffled anyone simps for this
>Did you know that Spongbob Elmer Fud Bugs Bunny Pinkytoons Anime?
>>211603044Hey Cole, did she even really exist?
>>211603135i want her tongue on me
THERES SO MUCH GOING ON
YOU WONT NOTICE JETS DAD TAKING A SHIT
fake scenes are the worst part of the season
I don't get it
>>211603112Freddy asked about eliminations/leaving early and Daniel only really watched season 2
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dan needs a drink
hundreds of beavers was unironically great movie
>>211603079lmao jet call the suicide hotline or something nigger
Does anyone think the scenes are good?
I don't think Seth has more to add to the show than he already has.
>>211603136They're such absolute pussy bitches
>OHHHH I'LL TOTALLY KNOCK YOUR ASS OUT JIN!Bitched the FUCK out
>oh yeah, let's have all the contestants ask him the same questions so the viewers can hear the same shit five times in a row
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>211603167it's fine if it's Sam running them
literally any bit run by Jet is the worst part of the season
see
>>211603151
>>211603105cole and jin are both nerd rage fags, legends in their own mind
>>211602900>AngieZoomer betas and Millenial betas
>DirenchZoomer betas and Millennial alphas
>EllieZoomer alphas and Millennial betas
>angelina doesn't annoy you?
>no!
aryeh genuinely isn't annoyed by anybody else in the house. that's insane to me
Just tuned in for the first time today, QRD on Seth?
>>211603126turns out making multiple seasons every year is a dumb idea and they will burn out
>>211603116they gave up on selling it, that's why they have an ad that says you can say faggot
>>211603169Ellie and Angie didn't even watch the show
Ellie was a last minute add and Angie was forced by her BF
>>211603149slutty pet training with direnc
>Drench is the best looking
I feel crazy
>>211603167It made sense in S3 Famous house bit, but they decided to keep it for this season
NIGGERS. THE WHOLE FUCKING STRIPE THING. I'VE CRACKED IT. THERE ARE STRIPES ON THE WALLS, HAS ANYONE PUT THE STRIPES TOGETHER BASED ON WHERE THE CAMERAS ARE POSITIONED?? HAS IT BEEN DONE AND IF IT HASNT WHY HASNT IT. CAN SOMEONE DO IT?
>i'm too lazy to get my laptop and am phoneposting so if someone can do this then at least my theory is deBOOOONked.
THE STRIPES NIGGERS, WHAT DO THEY MEAN
>jannies, you cannot touch me, kikes. the 120 second countdown begins (again with a different IP again)
JANNIES ARE TRANNIES JANNIES ARE TRANNIES JANNIES ARE TRANNIES
>we already knew
So I get some of you underage or numb
Those of you with some kinda soul Why are you still watching and not horrified that they are mistreating a mentally ill woman? I get that Rachel isn't well liked but she just bashed her head into a wall 9 times and gave herself a concussion and is abusing her meds likely
Do you guys just not care? Have no empathy? What's wrong with you? She should be let go and goto the ER for a brain scan or check up.
>>211603152Never gave her a dime but I would die for her
Its just Ben and Jet riffing but the fish have to repeat everything I dont get it at all
>>211603215She has the best body
>>211603192i hate them and want them to suffer
Seth is mogging Jet and Ben
>"How's that one go?"
Kek, that was actually funny from Seth.
>>211603196>it's funny because my e-daddy is doing itit's a shitty bit that no one enjoys. they're just out of ideas
>>211603219the fuck is this
>>211603167Wigger thought process: this was a funny idea last season, let's run it into the ground even though it makes no sense because we have no other ideas and still can't spend any time actually planning our fucking show
Angie covered herself with a blanket, goon time over.
>>211603183BUT HE IS FROM OHIO
I havenโt watched a second since the human centipede challenge started, and it feels great. I advise all of you to do the same. You donโt even have to stop posting, you can post any negative thing you want and it will still be just as accurate to whatever is happening
>>211603206It should be main season around winter and then blood games in summer. Have stupid stream stars or whatever in between so they can focus on prep for the next project
>>211603203jin's replacement he seems ok but nothing like the hapa perv
>>211603215acquired taste
>>211603221she wants to be there
How the hell is anyone with eyes ranking Drench hottest?
>>211603188Total wasian victory. Jinnocent Jintleman (5.5 inches world average)
>>211603218THAT'S WHERE BBC GOES
>>211603221I resent the mentally ill
>>211603221people like that are bad people who deserve to suffer instead of being waited on hand and foot
>>211603241No no you just don't get it
>Jet casually admitting hes looking through the threads
>Continues to pussy out
PUSSY BITCH
PUSSY BITCH
>>211603076Based take fellow Drench appreciator
>>211603192sam absolutely hates every person in that house, including production
at least he liked vance, but not one of these guys are at all redeemable
hmu if you want a gifted season pass
Season 1 and bloodgames are the only two canon seasons. Everything else is just Jet's galaxy gas-infused fever dream.
Is direnc proof that we only simp for mids i think bliccy was the only "hot" one you guys went crazy for
oh man i love the singing
my favorite song to sing is LIVE AND LEAAAAAAAAAAAARN from sonic adventures 2
>>211603221It's funny when fat people get hurt.
holy shit ellie just farted so fucking loudly god fucking dammit why wasn't I recording
>>211603266Of course they're not gonna say Ellie retard.
jet
why are you such a faggot?
this is not how i raised you
>>211603215she's an acquired taste
>>211603215Same. I don't get it at all.
>>211603231Not even.
>>211603221the issue here is assuming that everyone has inherent value
I really don't get the point of the scenes when it's not famous house. It's not funny in the least. Not even awkward honestly. Just stupid.
>>211602791 (OP)Jet needs to be up for elimination for being an r9k incel and killing the show
/r9k/
marky
ciara
big purple
hack blastard
viewtiful joe broke sam hyde
>>211603297He didn't raise him
can someone please post the streamstar drunk girl tits and butt/
>>211603261Just because someone wants something doesn't mean you enable them. She's clearly suicidal and a danger to herself and others
Reminder, Brian was Jets favorite contestant
LEFT HANDED HANDSHAKE????
Day 5 and the cast is done with the show
Be honest, how would you feel if the season ended with Sam beating Jet black and blue?
>>211603221You donโt get it so you? This is her dream. This is a woman whoโs probably spent the last 5 years of her life watching IP2 streams on YouTube and parasocially obsessed with being there herself. She barely knows anything about fishtank but she does know about this whole degenerate live streaming subculture. She loves this shit, thatโs why sheโll never leave voluntarily
>view count steadily dropping the longer this boring bit goes for
Me, an intellectual, appreciates the finer things. Like a crackwhore that spreads her asshole on the internet.
>>211603189the fact this mask looks like fatty will always make me laugh. actual dead ringer.
>>211603286I would love one bro.
>>211603266with this comment you've revealed yourself as being conditoned to think women are for looking at and not fucking
>>211603215you wouldn't understand.
>>211603254wn2b making ben wear more hats
>>211603271>big british cocktrooo australian women are known for their love of BIG BRITISH COCK.
Can someone edit that together but cut Jet telling them the lines, I wanna see if that conversion flows well naturally
>>211603297Heโs really more like a daughter than a son
Scenes are the worst part of this season so far, it makes zero sense.
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>>211603315Seth is Brians cousin. was confirmed in previous thread by anon.
>>211603315Is it because Brian was a burnout energy vampire like the boss baby himself
>>211603266she looks like a different person depending on the camera and the angle
>>211603262I can't disagree with you there.
>>211602993everyone say mean things about Rachel's dead friend and pour things on her clothes and on her stuff and take away her cigarettes and then when she reacts walk out close the door turn off tta in the room and pretend she doesn't exist for 72 hours
>>211603329sheโs leaving
10 minutes
I donโt even care if jet sees any of this or not. I want Sam to see it and know that this debacle has led to people not even caring about world peace any more, the whole brand is dead
>>211603296Only possible explanation for not saying Ellie, but there's also the pickme. She's obnoxious but at least she looks good.
>>211603338I need your username
>>211602900for me its this
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750194390022287.webm
>>211603353What does Ellie's feet smell like?
>yfw you thought S4 was dead
>yfw today has been nonstop kino
No more excuses. If you bailed after the slow start or one too many sleep cam nights, nowโs the time to crawl back in. Today has been FULL of content โ weโre talking S1-tier chaos with a new flavor. If you missed it, youโre missing:
House tension peaking
Legit meltdowns
New alliances forming
Constant trolling
IRL consequences brewing
Schizo cam viewers doing God's work
Mods can't keep up lmao
This isnโt a drill. The fish are finally cooked and the tank is boiling. Weโre back in classic rotcore kino territory. If you're still sitting on your ass posting โdead tankโ memes without watching, youโre a certified casual.
Catch up. Clip the good shit. Feed the thread. Donโt just lurk โ dive back in.
>>211603323They don't even want the money anymore
They just want to go home
That anon has more than one pic of Drench I know it
>>211603357not the one i wanted but i will take it
Be honest, how would you feel if the season ended with Bex burning down the house with Sam and the wiggers locked inside?
Ellie is half korean half viet
is seth a freeloader or contestant?
>>211603371tlucavi420 bro... thank you...
We were promised Ben hats.
Fishtank s4 is the worst thing to ever happen in the history of mankind
>>211603221Im not watching
>>211603365my chigga would've gave us a sniff review
What happened to Ben he is not funny anymore
>>211603390and 100 percent cute
>>211603402Total wigger demotivation
>>211603390I think we found the ideal asian mixture desu. Any more examples of this?
>>211603378Damn bro you wrote all that thinking it was some fire bait. Should have just stopped at the greentext
>jew is a former proudboy
>>211603063if you just turned it on, you wouldn't even know there's someone else in the room LOL
>>211603378we are entering the kino zone
>>211603396yeah that's fair
>>211603399I've stopped watching as well
>Be jin
>Casually buck broke Jet so hard he comes into the threads while in the closet
lol lmao did you enjoy his piss faggot?
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>Aryeh was a proud boy
this fucking guy KEK
>aryeh's nervous about dumb shit he brought up again
goddammit man
>>211603412FUCKING MORE ANON
>MFW he says hes in the proud boys
>vance not around
>season is shit
interesting.
>>211603366its turned me off all their shit, fuck jet fuck the wiggers this shit mad gay yo
>They're gonna try to spongebob you
THEY'RE SPONGEBOBBIN ME BRO
>complete garbage from production for 90 minutes
>one of these retards just brings up something hilarious on his own, unprompted
will they ever learn?
>>211603390And 100% made for bwc
Why are they trying to stop the jew from freaking out?
Are they all in on friendtank now?
This is who seth reminds me of fucking goofball
>>211603402he's literally gay and gets fucked by men
>>211603396Many are saying this. It is worse than all wars and genocides combined. Allah akbar down with Fishtank Inshallah Massalah and Mashed Potatoes with Gravy and Pork!!!
>>211603445>This is the face of online fascism
They kicked him out of the proud boys cause he wasnโt Jewish enough
>>211603412Why does she look like Turbo?
Darkness imprisoning me
All that I see, absolute horror
I cannot live, I cannot die
Trapped in myself
Body, my holding cell
Landmine has taken my sight
Taken my speech, taken my hearing
Taken my arms, taken my legs, taken my soul
Left me with life in hell
>daniel stares at sleeping angie then at the camera when he walks by her
>>211603219what the fuck is this from?
>>211603447I donโt think he is, I actually think he was setting up a bit and Jet didnโt get it and ruined it lol
>>211603378Non of these people want to win. They want e-clout. Even the S2 cast, who were all faggot fans, at least kind of wanted to win.
>>211603402He wants to die like the rest of us
>>211603402this is really the sign that the show is over and there's no coming back
>>211603389I want mommy Bex to kill me too
Holy shit the hog is out of containment
Angie needs her princess rest.
>>211603402Ben is a chronic alcoholic and pill head. He's never happy unless he's high or torturing people or watching Tombstone.
don't ask Aryeh what he thought about the holocaust back in 2018
Ben's bloated sausage junkie fingers remind me of the absolute worst people I've been around in my life
>>211603402Signed a million year contract to bill ottman
>>211603289season 1 fish were the only good contestants. theyre the reason bloodgames was good too
>>211603449https://gofile.io/d/7bIr5C
https://gofile.io/d/UmG8Wl
>>211603465The concept of this giant infant being a member of the proud boys is fucking gold.
Nick fuentes really helped teached these retard wiggers how to bot views
I knew proudboys was a mossad operation
>freddy gets a fishbuck and a chicken sandwich
>instantly rings the beer bell after jet leaves the room
he's made the wiggers his bitches
>>211603499bring back ian
>>211603491SHE KNEED ME IN THE STOMACH
Freddy is unironically an alcoholic. They should feed him alcohol free beer for a day and see what happens
Why do they intentionally make their own show so dogshit?
>>211603402He has to work with jet and sam
How fucking jealous are they of the Fredster right now?
>fishbuck
>chicken sandwich
>beer
he's too powerful
>>211603449there's plenty to go around
JET AND TEAM DO THIS NOW NOW NOW AND I WILL DONATE TWO FULL BITCOINS AFTER THE 24 HOURS IS COMPLETED 100% FULLY WITH ZERO CAVEATS
>have everyone say mean things about Rachel's dead friend and pour things on her clothes and on her stuff and take away her cigarettes and then when she reacts walk out of b3, close the door turn off TTS, SFX in the room or toys for Rachel and pretend she doesn't exist for 24 hours no matter what she does NO MATTER WHAT
if you agree have jet say "like a big burrito" on camera
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i didn't watch season 3 live but im watching the recaps in order now and catching up, im wondering now though, how in the fuck was season 3 so high effort and season 4 appears to be SO low effort in comparison, like to an insane degree. like 2% of the effort put into season 3.
Do you think there will be a twist that makes it "bigger" or higher effort than season 3? are they going for a meme where they recreate season 1 considering they apparently told jin to say creepy things, and other fish mirror season 1 fish? What do you think /ftl/
>>211603531Wasn't their leader a black guy
>>211603402nigga gave up. he's phoning it in. sick of sam and jet constantly having meltdowns that fuck up the show.
>>21160324for now. stay vigilant
>>211603539Then get him to paint with the shakes.
>my best friend is black and she's suuuper hot!
>>211603518Wow they should FUCK
>>211603412Jin is frankly wrong those arenโt exactly pancake boobs. Some perk in those abo tits over her heart of gold
>>211603555Fred freakin moggin right now
King of tha tank
Epicness
>>211603555and he's the only one that everybody likes, except maybe ellie I guess
>>211603541effort is penalized in the sam hyde framework
>>211603378>Tune in to our great show!>mentally ill woman high out of her gord is smashing her skull into a wall because she's having a manic episode Yeah sorry no I don't tune into livestreams to see people self harm. Usually. Lol
>>211603547Why was mike begging JIn to talk to him on his IG live?
>>211603541>intentionallyItโs not a bit, theyโre just talentless
>>211603541It's funny dude!!!!!! They're being FUNNY by putting zero effort into their show and they're also changing culture
i still have no clue why they dont just give them free alcohol once it hits like 5 o clock, the only way to redeem this show is to get them wasted blackout drunk
what's he thinking right now?
>>211603402he lost his aura
>>211603564Can't remember I just remember it was infested with gay guys and feds.
>>211603445S4 has been kinda boring so far but this is one of my favorite fishtank shots ever
>>211603534Freddy mogs the tank
There are two types of fans
Normal fans and 'Terminally Online Fishtank Faggots' (TOFFs)
Sam does a bit
>Normal fan
Haha, this is funny, I'm so glad I waited all day for this!
>TOFF
NOOO SAM ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE STOP THIS STAGED SHIT WAAAHH
Jet and Ben do a skit
>Normal
Oh man, these guys are great together, what a double act!
>TOFF
FUCK JET HE'S SOOOO SHIT AT RUNNING THE SHOW I HATE THIS
Cast are just chilling and chatting
>Normal
Wow, it's great to get to know the Fish, they're really interesting people!
>TOFF
NONTENT NONTENT COME ON AND DO SOMETHING EXCITING DEAD SEASON
Something doesn't go to plan
>Normal
Oh geez, that was obviously a mistake! I'm sure they'll get back on track though
>TOFF
WOWWWW JET AND THE WIGGERS ARE SUCH FUCKUPS DEAD SEASON DEAD SEASON
A contestant is kicked for breaking the rules
>Normal
Phew, glad they're gone, they were really killing the show's vibe
>TOFF
NOOOO BRING THEM BACK THEY WERE ONLY KICKED FOR SPEAKING THE TRUTH I LOVE COLE LOL
I know which fan I'd rather be.
>>211603475the 1000 cock stare
>>211603493Angie is there by force. Freddy is there because he is a deadbeat, same with Drench and probably NEED the money
Ellie is there to promote her upcoming OF
Idk about the rest.
>>211603466>>211603550I don't know, didn't watch streamstars
"Extreme Peace" is such a horrible title.
>>211603534>Freddy has Jet just brining him drinksI really hope this is a long game. Like give him a beer every time for 2 weeks, then stop. Cut him off cold turkey with no explanation, and he'd crash out in about 2 hours.
Hell, how is he even going to get through The Cell?
>>211603462>Yeah, I really wanna work my rotator cuff
After the dud that was the RV trip you'd think they'd make an effort to assure fans that's not the new standard
>>211603563they said they were shooting to high and failing, that from now on they are going barebones and creating year-round content. itโs over when the money stops coming in.
So Seth likes Gingers
Ellie safe for now?
>Aryeh handed TTS another loaded gun
rachel's "best friend" was shot in the back of a head by a homeless black guy btw
Pretty cracking pair, ngl.
Ellie just says random buzz words lmao this bitch might actually be retarded
>>211603439Drench my love?
rachel? free roaming.
jin? forgotten.
vibes status? repaired.
>>211603402dude everyones phoning it in
>>211603390Recipe for all kinds of crazy when you factor in being Asian born in the US.
Captcha: 2Y0NGY
wtf was daniel saying just now? he was pacing around sleeping angie and muttering some shit
Every time Ellie speaks it's try hard /pol/ regurgitation memes it's so cringe, even worse than Angelina. How in the fuck did the crackwhore end up being the only tolerable woman this season?
>I'm going to wape hew
wtf
>>211603587Mike is a notorious samefag
He is posting here with us right now
Im Mike
>>211603557why are her eyes doing that
>>211603563they put a lot of effort yeah, but a lot of the jimmy fan types didnt like it because there wasnt enough peepeepoopoo antics and it ended up backfiring anyways when they tried the fh2 shit which was objectively a failure (because sam had a melty). no one knows how successful it was money wise but my guess is they think its not worth it
>>211603625>ellie says goyslop incel aryan agartha>chat spams "w ellie"
>>211603475She wishes she had anything on Turbo
>>211603625It works on discord with her simps so it should work irl too, right?
>>211603563You have to keep in mind that they bought chewing tobacco for the cigarette rolling challenge and nobody along the line noticed until they were actually trying to roll cigarettes with it.
Wigger shills are not welcome in these threads. That includes you, Jet.
>>211602820>>211602821>>211602822>>211602826>>211602836>>211602844>OH NO MY STOX ARE LOW>I NEED A NEW STRATEGY>puts on slutty clothes>presents her ass non-stopYep, that's all she's good for.
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/username/hack_blastard/
>>211603604Shut the fuck up Jet
i want to sniff smellie ellie all over, anyone else?
>>211603608Talking about it and marketing it as world peace 2 without securing the rights to the name was such a retard move lol nice one business genius sam!
Could she save the season?
>>211603644it's like her eyes are not on speaking terms
>>211603613he doesn't even "crash out," he just gets bored. it's not even fun
>>211603625She is 18 her brain hasn't fully fucking developed yet.
>>211603563even though s3 was highly entertaining, the limited enabling of TTS and roleplay enforcement for large portions of it made it significantly less profitable than relying on the easy money of "FAT PIG OINK OINK" spam that has netted them thousands of dollars already this season
tl;dr lazy wiggers prefer fast cash over genuine entertainment
>>211603593Epic bravo jet
rachel is miserable and makes me miserable
remember when contestants had bios?
>>211603606>same with Drenchshe has a job, stripper, but it is a job at least and she's paying a mortgage
she's doing better than 95% of people to be on this show
The wiggers need to understand that it doesn't have to be complete doom 100% of the time to be interesting, we like when the fish get W's here and there like with Freddy.
>>211603541Its funny, everyone gets excited to watch their show and support them and have a good time and complimenting their work and creativity and then its just literal low effort crap where they deride the people rhat watch the show.
>>211603632Said we're simps for letting her sleep
>>211603625has anyone NOT retarded ever appeared on fishtank?
>>211603653i thought that was a joke was that actually a real mistake wtf
>>211603640did this faggot cover her up
Why did they get rid of Mike?
>>211603667By testifying in court yea
>>211603402Never was, you just remember him being present during funny momentsโฆ scenes are his bit btw
i believe anons when they say seth is brians cousin, they both act the same faggy way and have the same faggy voice and walk
>>211603414What has she been up to lately besides being a druggie whore?
>>211603635shes just here to farm the most retarded pedopaypigs into her discord server to buy her things after the show
>>211603644it's an illusion of asymmetry caused by projective geometry, nigga
WAIT HOLD UP
DID EVERYONE JUST FORGET SETH IS SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE DOGHOUSE RIGHT NOW
>>211603667no, but he can
>>211603587lol how did jin react
>>211603644as above, so below
>>211603674that's everything about s4. watching this season is agony
>>211603604Jet, I just want to see Ellie's feet. A fat woman in a costume is not funny.
>>211603667Yes, Bex walking in right now would make it all worth it
this season feels doomed and hopeless. it feels totally devoid of all passion and just a pure cash grab
>>211603705they let him out
>>211603705They freed him dipstick
>>211603221>Not giving her special privileges by shielding her from TTSHoly shit, is it not enough to let her not participate in anything? Should they just fucking give her the grand prize? If she wants to leave, she can leave. No one's doing anything to her.
brb guys I have to go to the bathroom and take a solid solid product
>>211603691i thought about it for 2 seconds and it was actually funny so yeah it wasnt planned nvm
>>211603705Jet said he could leave, because the fish needed to get to know him, and that wasn't happening with him stuck in a corner with a shock collar on.
Has anything happened this entire season yet?
>>211603705No you dumb fuck. He got let out the doghouse fucking hours ago.
Do normal people do porn/OF or is it all porn watchers or got molested when young? Generally curious
>>211603661i want her all sweaty pissing on my bwc
>>211603705they took him out so he could socialize and the audience could get to know him, instead o spending the first day locked up
>>211603378I'm not clipping shit from midtank unless it's you having a melty about cole and jin again. Kill yourself jet
>>211603696I don't know but they should bring the goblin back for this season they might actually save it
>>211603063clans and avatars and fanposting are so fucking cringe
in fact i just canceled my season pass
>>211603604Go to bed, Jet
>>211603705Yes, they literally all have been breaking the challenges and punishments there are no rules besides
>D-Don't make fun of us! I'll get sam here!
any good photos of ellie? she is so perfect
>I agree with black lives matter in most things
I learned to like Reitch
Cringe Chud Ellie is dope
Daniel Redemption soon
Freddy and Drench love kino
Trust Gorang bros
>>211603718they should shoot more scenes
>>211603710Said he was a clout chasing. said the same thing about mizzy but let her on anyway lol
>>211603667>>211603698why did she leave? whats the lore? seems weird
>>211603718It's only day 5. Have patience.
>>211603723sheโs leaving in 10 minutes
Why is the jew saying stuff like "I actually think I agree with blm on a lot of things" and "I actually think diversity is pretty good" like we're supposed to be surprised those are his opinions.
>>211603705Production freed him so the audience could get a better feel for him (still nontent).
Direnc x Bex x creature fucktank
>>211603518SEND HER IN JET
>>211603737We are in a time where the normal people often times are more fucked than us
>>211603378No im done fuck you Jet you ruined the show
>>211603737Not a single person from my high school did it as far as I know
>>211603742We should spam it in chat or something
>>211603718Streamstars fucked it all up believe it or not
>>211603705>YOU MISSED A 10 SECOND ANNOUNCMENT BY JET OVER TTS??? YOU FUCKING IDIOT
If Jin was here he would be driving actual content, instead we listening to /pol/ slop and aryeh being an autistic libtard
>>211603765in case you missed it, this is a reddit show now
>>211603701last I heard she was traveling around with the ip2 crowd and chicken andy has been fucking her
>>211603758probably found her hot was all lol
etrhy
md5: 6f1c85e5a0f286ff39c19406fb84225c
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Ellie and Aryeh discussing politics
>>211603755>begins listing all the things he disagrees with
How does ellie blatantly state her leftist viewpoints but half the viewerbase thinks shes a based redpiller and not a zoomer masking everything in irony
>>211603604great b8 jet nigger
>>211603604How much money have you wasted on this?
>>211603723She's clearly a crazed fan with severe mental illness obese drugged up hey I hope it works out and she doesn't spiral again and bang her head against the wall again or hurt someone. Goodluck have fun watching a show that doesn't care about people's mental health just wants to exploit people. Toxic garbage show
I'm not watching.
Has TTS been working today?
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Aryeh walking around sperging about cartoons, musicals, and politics is more tiresome than Rachel at this point. I really expected a lot out of him but he's a complete gimp.
>>211603764Good riddance. I feel bad about her friend, but it's not fair to the other contestants to just change all the rules for her.
>>211603742Imagine the goblin running up at night like the entity
>>211603670And it likely never will.
its over guys, its reddit tank now
thanks jet
>>211603789Can I get paid now?
>>211603737Apparently 1 in 20 women un Britain under the age of 35 have an onlyfans. It's unlikely all of them have been molested.
>>211603764Good of true. She needs help and to goto the hospital. Hopefully they don't rape her first like they did with summer. Poor poor pucker nips summer. Vance wept.
>>211603805Every time i see this photo it looks like something the cp spammer would post.
JET AND TEAM DO THIS NOW NOW NOW AND I WILL DONATE TWO FULL BITCOINS AFTER THE 24 HOURS IS COMPLETED 100% FULLY WITH ZERO CAVEATS
>have everyone say mean things about Rachel's dead friend and pour things on her clothes and on her stuff and take away her cigarettes and then when she reacts walk out of b3, close the door turn off TTS, SFX in the room or toys for Rachel and pretend she doesn't exist for 24 hours no matter what she does NO MATTER WHAT
Bonus bitcoin if you get Tayleigh in the house by Wednesday morning
if you agree have jet say "like a big burrito" on camera
>>211603809So what exactly are they supposed to do? Shut off TTS in her room and let her just sit in there all day doing nothing?
>>211603670yes but her supple breasts have :)
Yo jet you know what would have been funny?
Having the stox faked so it shows them as being high when they were low and vice versa that way it gasses up the losers
But i guess stox was just one of those one day type nontent things
>>211603835Don't underestimate the ubiquity of paki rape gangs and the duplicity of the state
>>211603786Jet this doesnt make the show better or funny at all. It just ups the TTS annoyance to constant. The show is not for you, its for your audience. They will give you more money if you quit fucking it up
>>211603835Not molested which means they probably started watching porn at a young age
>>211603737It's normie tier to upload pics and video of sexual encounters. The only thing that changed is complete species-wide recording device ownership + internet access. The amount of fucking hasn't changed.
I like how it is now because it's less fake. If governments didn't step in to ban our lying eyes there would be hoefax, coalfax etc for everyone.
>>211603625Shes basically a child
>>211603860donate upfront and maybe they would do that
what kind of retard thinks they would do that without upfront payment?
holy shit id rather they sit in silence rather than talk over eachother cant hear shit
>>211603886Stox were exactly what everything else mde does, a way to milk paypigs
DAY 5 and it's already dead
>ellie & angela
for the younger guys who haven't lost their V card, just like what looks nice and clean
>direnc
For the real men that have spent time in the field, actually fucking women. You can tell Direnc is a crazy lay
>IM NOT A FUWWY HONWEST
sure kid
>>211604019You wont fuck any of them so why do you care. They are for wigger cock only
>>211604019If the rumors are true, Ellie wants to dominate you and make you a cuck. She wants you to suffer.
Angie would probably be a fun fuck but she's also insane.
Drench would be fine but I need an STD test first. She's slept with almost everything
>>211604019i lost mine 18 years ago, and for me its ellie
>>211603868Make her leave. She's a risk to herself and others. It's the responsibe thing to do. It's the ethical & moral thing to do. She belongs in a psych ward or an ER. Not in that Hell House
I bet Ellie listens to Teddy Swims
>>211603937must not want the bitcoin
>>211604379theyll do the whole thing and you wont donate it dumbass
kys
>everyone under 25 is boring as fuck
craaazy how this happens everytime :O
>>211604075>You wont fuck any of them so why do you careDidn't plan on it, just making an observation on the topic because i'm seeing alot of banter about it. These hoes aren't anything special, just characters of the show we're all watching.
>>211604150Ellie got that weird fucked in the head vibe, in the worst way
Angie probably could get energetic on the dick but I couldn't stand to be around her in the first place
Direnc I could see giving off the nasty vibe but based on my experience alone she seems like on of those that wouldn't give it to any guy who offers. Could be wrong though but I wouldn't be worried about it
>>211604180and you're on either opposite side of the health spectrum, you're either bone and skin anorexic or obese as shit, below average if any hygiene, never exercise in any form, and rarely have any organic social interaction. Tell me im wrong
JET AND TEAM DO THIS NOW NOW NOW AND I WILL DONATE TWO FULL BITCOINS AFTER THE 24 HOURS IS COMPLETED 100% FULLY WITH ZERO CAVEATS
>have everyone kick jet to death on camera
Bonus bitcoin if you get jin in the house by Wednesday morning
if you agree have jet say "like a big purple" on camera
>>211604444shame about those digits, you're unfunny and lame and should fuckin die
when are you bugs going to be grateful?
>>211602820>>211602821>>211602822My dick is so fucking hard for her. You think she would let me fuck her with 4 inches?
>>211604610If I'm a bug you are a cockroach you fucking miserable little 25 year old cockstain
You helped a girl self harm. You are gross man
>>211602826Small White cock.
>>211604610when we see jet cry on camera like the faggot he is for ruining content
>>211604680not actually the ginger woman shaped faggot here but whats the backstory on this
>Ellie likes Andor
She wins bros
I need a cute asian gf like Ellie
>>211604740Mints or whoever was on TTS let through TTSs that told her to smash her head into the wall and they mentioned her dead friend again and told her to do it so Rachel smashed her head into the wall 10 times and Jet was yelling at Mints when he was still letting through TTSs when Ben and Jet were trying to sooth her. Guy is a sociopath
>>211603661I want to huff her pussy fumes
>>211603762She never forgave them for jiggling Bliccy's belly
>>211604822are you talking about the bit they did where ben and jet pretended to be pissed at mints or did I miss a real thing???
Seth is kinda growing on me bros.......
I would watch him gently fuck Ellie until she experiences her first orgasm
>>211604610You're a talentless retarded ginger faggot. You're untalented and convinced that you're an avant-garde comedian but you're just riding on Sam Hyde's coattails
I'd cave your head in you fucking bug
I donโt like the way Sam is talking to Rachel. What a fucking assholeโฆ
Ok I'm starting to like rachel. she is so comically burdensome and lazy. even a free immunity pass is something she groans about. i love it