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/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Jin says he was ENCOURAGED to be a pervert and they "fed him lines" about it
-- Jin believes he was kicked for mentioning Jet's /r9k/ usage, and "talking shit about production"
-- Ellie and Angelina stole Rachel's fishbucks
-- Seth has replaced Jin and is NOT a freeloader, Jet said he's elligible to win the FULL $8,000!
-- Direnc won $200 for giving Seth a panic attack
-- Ellie said she "wants to get cucked" and she hates Hasan and Destiny
-- Aryeh was involved with the Proud Boys years ago and he's afraid of being cancelled
-- They're doing a CANDY elimination again, Rachel has immunity (because the "script" has her in the final 2, lol), as does the person with highest STOX (currently Direnc)
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>>211606325
>mr neptune or as you call yourself on xbox live hack_blastard whatever
Neptroon is going to jail! Oops!
>>211608608 (OP)The Goys are Back in Town
itt we post things we don't care about
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dan needs a drink
>>211608608 (OP)MAKE THE CALL JET
Fishtanks stox setup is illegal. You buy stox on their main site, virtual stocks that rise or fall based on shows events but canโt be cashed out. On a second site, you bet on game winners, where holding the most stocks grants immunity, letting you rig outcomes. This exploits gambling laws by separating stox purchases and betting, violating U.S. laws like the Unlawful Internet Gambling Enforcement Act (UIGEA). Report to the FTC
Extreme Peace release day is going to be a disaster
>highest stox has immunity
>you can bet real money on the elimination
uh bill ottman this is illegal
You guys are.. grhh.. really pissing me off... you're acting like Cole... NOT THAT I DISLIKED COLE!!! Now come on down for a heh... confessional
It's crazy what kinda wild stories the schizos will come up with haha!
>Don't Gamble, Sports betting is fucking retarded. It was a stunt in season 3
>Thank to our gambling sponsor!
Sam's moral high grounding make zero sense. Anything for a sheckle!
>they stole ellie's $3000 braces
HELLHOUSE
Somebody is going to prison
Damn. These threads are dead. I can't understand how they went from season 3, which is the most entertaining thing I've ever seen in my life, to this piece of shit. What in the absolute fuck happened?
>>211608677WE SENT THIS VIDEO TO OUR LAWYER!
>>211608635remember when jet thanked cole for not saying his hack blastard gamertag out loud
>>211608669Episodes will be leaked as theyโre released.
Stay tuned, /ftl/!
When does the special cast show up?
We should always be grateful to fishtank for showing us how much better it is to see events ran by true IRL legends with an eye for content rather than a gaggle of LARPing wiggers
>>211608687>moral high grounding make zero senseGood evening ESL
>>211608678what did cole even do again?
ellie's retainer got stolen
she's crying now
>>211608692Ninaโs fault
>calls himself HACK_blastard
>runs a show that's a constant rehash of past seasons
goranian nominative-determinist poetry
do I sell my direnc and freddy since they're high? how does this shit work
Weโre back on track guys. Enjoy the kino.
Paying girls and retards money to put candy in their pockets, le trad mde ftl based
>>211608677https://reportfraud.ftc.gov/
>>211608694paypigs are a joke, theyll spend money on anything
>>211608692>>211608695look at our lawyer dude
we're going to prison
Bring Alex B back and apologize or Fishtank will forever stay cursed Jet. No amount of Burt or โtwistsโ will save this. Yall really fucked up
>>211608714Ice Pisseidonโs only good event in the last 5 years was the last prison stream, and that was only because Carl was there
>Ellie steals from Arye
>Angie gives up some of her own candy to Arye to help out
Ayrebros...we're officially in an alliance
>>211608720said the nina word
The face of nontent (male)
>>211608380Looks like a good mascot for slim jims
oh no no no Ellie sisters.....
>>211608715casually making new words is something native speakers do all the time, pissdrinker
>>211608714ice poseidon sucks gorilla cock, everything he says and does is mind numbingly retarded
>areyeys candy already stolen
>doesn't have the willpower to steal back
>already gave up and is eating snacks while mommy Rachel begs for him
It's over bros
>>211608687To be fair Jet did it behind his back as soon as Sam left.
Jet doesn't actually tell Sam what happens in the house, he very likely just told Sam that Jin was a weird creep and needed to go.
>>211608737i am unironically going to do this because i believe in good faith that this is a violation of the law
Hoping Ellie goes home but at least if it's Angie we will get Angie streams soon
>>211608714>>211608751sam and jet could never make kino like this
>>211608724not my perfect angel ellie :(
>>211608749this show has been cursed since the satanic season 2
>Buy the currency so I can buy the candy toy
>candy fishtoy option disappears, never comes back, even after I clear cookies, refresh and relog
wtf lol
YOU DON'T FUCK WITH BURT!!!!!!!!!!
mommy direnc will find the retainer
There are no ongoing legal issues involving Sam Hyde or Fishtank Live LLC.
Please stop mentioning the FTC and the SEC.
Cease and desist posting about calling the police.
awww, my fragile little angel is crying........ :(
>princess ellie is crying
I'm going to rape jet
>>211608677>Wiggers canโt into basic researchPrisontank
>>211608756Reminder that we lost Jin for this cock sucking wigger faggot.
It's a loose, watery product
>>211608730It's only Day 5. There's 37 more days. Hold and sell later.
>challenge going on
>director on Rachel who doesn't have to compete
>>211608763no it fucking isn't lol, also you didn't make a new word
>>211608791>giving money to fishtankLMAO
stupid brown pickme whore
Is it just me or do these threads feel 10x more botted after the Marky and Ciaraposting surged
God these faggots SUCK KILL THEM
"my retainer!"
This is fucking terrible. Are any of these people even likeable? Maybe Freddie and Direnc?
Kicking Jin literally derailed the entire show. And it's an elimination night?? wtf
>"HACK BLASTARD JOHNNY NEPTUNE CIARA HORAN MARKY THOMPSON BIG PURPLE EDDIE ORANGY DON JOLLY SUMMER WAS RAPED"
they should get a freeloader that lives in a trailer park and wants to be a professional monster truck driver and is genuinely moved by the music of jelly roll and cries when he drinks
>>211608768>sam hyde youre a faggot
NEW COLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86tJeTYwtd0
>angie to seth: "you are tall, how tall are you?"
uh oh danny boy
>>211608755does jet not understand that literally every person watching fishtank gets this information anyway on 4chan, reddit and x?
>>211608784i hate this nigger
>>211608784>Be racist at Denny's>All the nogs nearby start yelling at them>They flee back to the RV and peel out of the parking lotPure kino
>>211608691I need this tight brown slut asap
godamnit, jet, stop remote viewing me -_-"
>>211608779Is this from her instagram? It looks like it was taken at the house.
>ellie is on loads of drugs
shocker
how did he win s3 anyway i forget
>>211608687
>>211608687sports betting is different from prediction markets
>>211608730yeah direnc might admit to not liking trump later which would upset the piggies
Iโm jerking really hard to Ellie rn
>>211608784>40 years agoso ice is still washed up eh
>>211608779And watch her kissing her boyfriend, you cuck? kek
COOP
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>>211608703I swear he read it out almost immediately.
I know where the retainer is but I'm not saying where
>>211608826FRED HYDE DID NOTHING WRONG
SAMMY DESERVED THOSE BEATDOWNS
Can.. ccan you do something about Jin, sam? He mentioned me on r9k and that's like.. that ain't it.. i'm like... id like to see him TRY and hit me...
DANIEL WAS GOING THROUGH HER SHIT
IT WAS DANIEL
>>211608842Danny is permacvcked
>>211608845He actually had aids and is dying
>>211608714Ice Poseidon thinks that if youโre not circumcised youโre subhuman, that alone discredits him from anything ever
>>211608822>production focuses all their energy on one contestant>get mad when the other contestants don't do anythingwhere have i seen this before
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>>211608677Not really. If the rules are clearly communicated and there's no expectation of a fair outcome, it wouldn't be illegal.
all of these fish are incredibly weak
>>211608691LEAK THE TAPES
>>211608845this is a TTD board
>>211608768>i wish i had heroin
>>211608817what determines the price? if I sell it, does that make it go down and if I buy it goes up?
>>211608840Kino as always
>>211608846Seth and Daniel found the container. I wouldnt be surprised if it fell out when they opened it and they didnt notice it fell or even what it was.
It's called Stox. Not stocks. So it's legal. Bill said so.
him and dan look like fucking beavis and butthead
bro your dad is rich and she's crying over 1k?
>>211608832they're all fine
>>211608722Long live the king
has anything at all happened today?
>>211608722Looks like Soros son
>>211608824can't believe this brownoid is high horsing me rn
>>211608784Bjorn was a sick kunt
I hope Mr Samuel Hyde punches her in the teeth live on fishtank. My head canon is he reads my tweet and then storms up the stairs as jet is being lame and gay talking to the cam, and Sam just lays a BIG one on his mouth
the wiggers stole it from her closet
>>211608899It's an interactive pay-to-play web game.
I know there's more posts but it feels like less individuals posting than 3 weeks ago on /bant/. It feels like instead of 60 people posting in /ftl/ it's 20 people 5 times more.
Elli is leaving on the account she's barely 18 but you didn't hear it from me
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Wouldn't the best strategy be to just chill and keep track of where the others keep their candy, then steal it at night, or am I overthinking it?
>>211608830there was definitely some unnatural stuff happening on the downslope of the jin elimination with posters trying desperately to get the focus off jin and back on the show
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No need to include your own name or address, just put a 73 cent stamp on the top right to mail.
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>>211608756He is cute, looks like a nice bottom Twink
Is he Gay?
anybody has that delaney clip from s2 where shes completely blasted screaming nigger from the bathroom while everyone is sitting in the room right next to it laughing? I cant seem to find it anywhere, its nuked from the internet. It was the same night she hit jimmy with her shoe
>>211608840need that cole album asap
>angie cries
FUCKING ELIMINATE THIS STUPID BITCH IM GLAD YOU GOT RAPED
>ellie cries
wtf... not my redpilled chud queen...
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>entered the tank
>checked the vibe
>said fuck this and dipped
Seth is a complete nontent faggot. Fuck you Jet for picking another one of your buddies.
did ellie actually steal aryeh's candy? if so she deserves that shit
>>211608784I hate all of these people but I hate them infinitely less than the wiggers.
>>211608947And that's a good thing (really)
>sam shows up for 20 minutes, eats a bunch of candy and leaves
based
i love watching this show
my favorite show ever
i can't wait to die for israel
>>211608926If I were there I'd go through all rachel's stuff and just take hers
you know she has an entire bag of candy somewhere in all her luggage
>>211608784idk who any of these guys and girls from computer are
Im tired bros. They are just rinsing this season for all the shekels possible. Create challenge for pay pigs. Top Stox is immune. Gambling sponsors.
>Its a great cast
>you guys need to be scheming and plotting like other reality shows
>but uhhh not like yesterday when we silently kicked the first guy that decided to start scheming
MOMMY DIRENC GETTING TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS
>>211608840He posted and privated a video 30 min ago where the thumbnail was him playing drums and the title was Bedroom Prison Bus
In a normal season I'd wish death on Ellie and her simps, but honestly angie's such a rancid, horrible, raped, pick-me bitch, that Ellie is benign.
give jet $35 to tell her where her retainer is
>>211608768about all the thoughtful and poetic dm's from me
>>211608918The Ultimate fishtank bait and switch would be Sam bringing Jet up into the living on the pretenses of presenting a challenge Sam made up and just kicked Jet off the production and fired him entirely. WOULD BE KINO!!!!!
i am a poor desperate american man and i am going to use the stocks feature on fishtank.live to become rich and successful just like my hero samuel whitcomb hyde
>>211608945kek she was also mogging sam but can't rember exactly what happeend lol. fun night, damn. time flies.
>>211608885nice argument, but that's for the judge to decide. shut it down.
Is he the only Fish that never lost likability post Tank?
Seems like all of them eventually crash out of favor, but Cole seems to have lasting appeal.
>>211608978sam already said exactly what they're doing
>let rachel win>don't pay her>jew the audience as hard as possible this season
qrd on candy challenge so far?
>>211608832Jin sucked. He was a perv and they couldn't risk him criticising production's morality
>sam like this on day 5
what a fucking trainwreck
How many y'all like candy?
>>211608976still seething you don't know who the computer people are huh
>>211608903>dude just throw away money because your parents have more of it.Retard. I bet you give jet your money
I hope the crack whore wins
>>211609000>>211608999God, S3 was kino except for the last two weeks.
>>211608947ellie is a perfect angel silly
>>211608987Love my oriental queen
never mind, you can't even legally use the gambling website they are using in the united states and most western countries lol
what the hell is wrong with sam
>>211608954Eyup. It's impressive how quick the vibe was noticeably killed yesterday. It seems like they're intentionally sabotaging it but even that's probably giving them too much credit.
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>>211609012him and jin and josie i guess
>>211608945That was actually a funny moment so I assume all the gay clippers ignored it
>>211608954He was begging to be put back in after Jin was kicked.
>>211608927https://vocaroo.com/13AmPPp6hQPB
>fishtank sucks already
>riots were a nothing burger
>daddy trump already saving israel
this month went from so kino to so shit so fast
>>211609012can you link me the stream or whatever that screenshot is from? ive been seeing it forever now but ive never seen the original
i want Freddy to win. He has the most reliability that any fish has ever had for me. Just a burnout that drinks lol
>>211608608 (OP)very weird draining vibe this season something is definitely off
i keep hoping that this is somehow a reverse famous house where we're supposed to believe it's season 1 classic fishtank all over again until the big reveal with the stripes idk
Both pics posted on insta today
Keeper of a disorderly house
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>>211608822>"GUYS ISN'T SHE FAT AND OBNOXIOUS PLEASE SEND US MORE MONEY TO TELL HER HOW FAT AND OBNOXIOUS SHE IS."
>>211608874There was some Angie ones yesterday
>>211609026Need Jet to recreate this image with Ellie
>>211609012If you care about any of these faggots a day or two after their elimination youre a parasocial faggot
>>211609048TJ got way more entertaining post-S2 let's be real
I can't tell if this is fun Sam of seething bitch Sam.
>>211609069Josiepedos... Not like this...
>>211609049monkey kings blessing
>>211609012idk him posting about watching momcest and blacked didn't do him any favours
>>211609061>big revealItโs a dead show.
>>211609058Freddy's cool as fuck, I would be friends with him
>>211609068healthiest american food
>>211609012>never lost likability post Tankdude we found out cole loves blacked porn after the tank what are you talking about
>>211609068nice i like that too this one is my favorite :)
>>211609061>the big reveal with the stripesWhat?
>>211608949How did they go from Famous House to whatever the fuck this is now?
>>211609036>FBI Internet Crime Complaint Center>The US turned the cyber police from the Jessi Slaughter incident into a real thing.Mad cunts.
>no ones going home tonight
Why are they all stressed about candy still? Is this going to be like this all night?
>>211609026source, or is this ai
Didn't feel like watching today. Did I miss anything or has it remained grim?
seth didn't even get the friendtank experience, it's straight into neurotic sam trying to do damage control
>>211609069nigga deserves it, he worked his ass off on those episodes
let 'em have fun
>>211609012this dude a fag tho
Freddie found Rachel's xanax loool
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>>211609061the joke is on you. they're not even trying and still making money. they're the ones laughing at you, not the other way around.
Who actually stole the retainer? Someone else has to have been watching the show right?
>>211609103yo how many people did she kiss that day
>>211608677Wiggers are so stupid it's irritating how Full of themselves they are , they don't seem to care about anything except for money
>>211609094Gummy candies are pretty healthy actually it's just collagen and sugar with some food dye
>>211609069bro real question
why are you doing this to yourself?
>>211609105it'll probably be multiple days like in s3
>>211609069This low caste red dot indian bitch should be wasting away on a reservation with her alcoholic obese boyfriend not travelling the world.
This is a cosmic injustice set up by Jet Neptune.
>>211608781Joopy... my beloved
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great partner jet
>Freddy says Sam's tarot card is the fool on a day he's melting down over his anxiety for WP2's release
Based
>>211609012Cole is a BBC obsessed loser who got cucked by Brian
>>211609084You're in a /ftl/ thread, you are the parasocial faggot. The call is coming from inside the house retard!
>sam asks Freddy if the tarot card is death and itโs the fool
LMAO sam is fucked
>>211609103when did we start pretending famous house 2.0 was ever good?
What did Cole mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86tJeTYwtd0
Freddyโs tarot reading is a good omen.
Was it Samโs or Sethโs is the question
>>211608489Fuck it, I'll do it if nobody else will. Is there anything that I should reword before I send this out to the FTC and SEC?
>>211609069roadtrip status?
Just got in whatโs the general mood?
Are we holding in a grim status?
Reminder that the police told the wiggers if they kept getting calls about the house they'd get a "keeper of a disorderly house" charge (this is why they did the RV trip for the last 2 weeks) (this also means the show can just be shut down if they keep getting the police called on them, memorize this artist guys!)
>>211609123Jet borrowed it to drink the spit
wow look guys rachel fell AGAIN (totally not on purpose) haha aren't you entertained!!!
>>211609058He's just going to blow the prize money on coke
>>211609119For what. What could they hit them on?
>>211609152I thought it was good.
>Rachel getting on her knees to help get the candy for Aryeh
fucking based
>>211609097Woah never seen that. looks fire but im on keto diet nigga
red shark looks so badass!
Orange shark is Don Jolly
>>211609140nontent jurisdictions
>>211609123Daniel or Seth
>>211609158Jin said he was in the basement so yeah.
>Nothing Jet ever does will surpass season 3 even with it's flaws in the latter portion
>>211609147Awww did I hit a nerve? Iโm here cause of the stream happening right now, not because of faggots that havenโt been relevant for 2 years. Back to /bant/ bud
>>211609175idc what he does after the show
>>211608779Im also hoping Ellie goes home so I can go home too and read books instead of watching this shit. With all due respect.
How would jet respond if you just dug into his pockets and took the candy?
>>211609069Josiecucks on suicide watch
>>211609141Hahaha you canโt make that shit up
The hog cant even fake fall properly
>>211609140oooof the long dick of the FTC is coming to a tight asshole near you
my face is twisted into an expression of disgust
>>211608781>>211609139I literally can't tell if thats Jet in drag or Gorania
>>211609095cole wasn't the one posting about blacked every day in the thread for a year after the fact, says a lot more about the guy spamming it, which was taken out of context in the first place, "hi cole"
anyone have the ss of mints simping over ftm
>>211609157>no direct cash out systemand that's the key part. this is why video game companies are allowed to fleece dumb children for hundreds off their parents' credit cards
>>211609157Put it in a pastebin, I'll send it too
>>211609176>buy stox on main site, virtual stocks that rise or fall based on show's events but can't be cashed out>can also bet money on main site, where holding the most stocks grants immunity, letting you rig outcomes
>>211609157throw more "allegedly"s and "i think" in there. don't get ottman'd
>>211609122>the joke is on you.Keep telling yourself that, Neptroon lol
>>211609099there's a thing with stripes this season idk what were the hint but you can see some on goldstriker's outfit + the logo
Going around giving equal amounts of candy to everyone is going to achieve what exactly?
>>211609196prisoner x was kino
>>211609144Kek the samefagging about Blacked. Nice one Jet
>>211609155I don't know but a new Cole vid is more hype than anything that's happened all fucking day.
>>211609183they're pretty good, i've only ever seen them at one corner store in my neighborhood
why isn't kirsche, the OFFICIAL fishtank vtuber, streaming the show anymore????
>max measuring the floor
CAMPING ARC 2 TIME
the police are gonna mog the tank in a big way
cowboy measuring for a dumgay cell/cage
>>211609108Rachel bashed her head into the wall because Mints on TTS Let through some horrible messages telling her to DO IT And making fun of her dead friend
I don't want to watch this show much anymore.It's To depressing
Mommy direnc tramp stamp... hot.
>>211609095>He fell for wigger psy-opsKWAB
>>211609201the psychosexual nature of this entire post would make Freud dizzy
>>211609237too busy being fat and findomming synthetic man
>>211609219https://pastebin.com/c4XPyu9C
Are people really spending 350$ to send plushies? Feels fucking insane, who cares that much
Freddy took rachels bottle of xanax
>>211609237she only streams it for a while
Angie is the tightest little piece in Fishtank history
>>211609253Sounds about right. Might check it for another update later, hopefully not.
>>211609167You guys are such losers. I put my neck on the line and work tirelessly to bring nonstop entertainment and you spergs constantly whine and try to ruin it. I hate you fuckers with every bone in my body. You should be glad I even gave you this much.
>>211609235only one man can stop this
>>211609220You dont bet money you bet Tokens
>>211608978it was a great cast. first 3 days were breakneck pace, and if jin wasnt kicked we could've had some real beef the first week between him and daniel. now everyone is cucked and the most popular fish is someone sam will never give money to because of his moral righteousness
>>211609256Calm down Jet, you're acting just like Cole right now.
>>211609269lol she has a gut. ellie is way tighter she just doesnt show it
>>211609198Then you don't really care about him
ellie always folds every time she's confronted about doing stuff wtf
>josie dating a wigger who would leak her nudes for (You)s on /ftl/
...
1 to 10 (max) how grim are we currently?
This is just people walking around reading simp names
whoever's idea it was to add all of these high-pitched whistle sfx should be shot
>>211609157mention the no direct cash out system like that other anon said, also they call shares "shores" if you feel that's necessary to include somewhere
Ellie, you're supposed to lie...
the address on the postcard is wrong
that address doesn't pop up on maps
them kicking Alex B put a curse on this show
it will never be good ever again
this is the exact moment when fishtank died
>>211609237did anyone actually watch this
>>211609276I KNOW SHE FAT
>>211609230i wish i had a natural chad walk
>>211609075not that there's anything to gain from it, but my heart cannot help it
>>211609292its almost like shes an 18 year old girl
Daniel will raid Angie's candy hamburger after being pestered to to it by TTS for hours. Arey will get his candy stolen again
>>211609196Season 3 all the way until Alex B left was the greatest Fishtank season of all time
>>211609307I love her bros
>>211609307What did she say?
>>211609295>josie>sending nudes
>>211609297its been at 10 since day one
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>>211609276this thread is funnier than the show
>>211609122Jokes on them they're going to jail For a long time
>>211609283>because of his moral righteousnesshe genuinely seems to not care about it though
>fredster taking it right out of sam's pockets
he's the man
>>211609157extremely based. post it in a pastebin so more people can send it in. post the email adresses as well
>>211609152It was good until Sam and Jet fucked it up
>ooh a piece of candy
>ooh a piece of candy
>ooh a piece of candy
>ooh a piece of candy
>>211609297This might be the lowest of the low, as low as the RV bit and worse than Bitchtank. Too early to say for sure but this is the first time I've seen everyone unanimously hating the show.
Youre delusional if you think ellie is gonna grow a spine at all this season
Shes only 18 just let her sit around and say discord memes until she gets to final 3
DIRENC TRIED TO TOUCH SAMS JUNK
>>211609069Is there a photo of Steinful? Is he black?
>>211609157Its fucking over
>>211609322its almost like the show shouldn't be casting nontent girls who can't even drink
>>211609331They all do it buddy
>>211609321I just want her to be safe bro
>>211609313>THIS IS THE BIGGEST SHOW YOU'LL EVER BE A PART OF
they're gonna rugpull rachel's immunity at elimination time, right?
>>211609237Does bashing your own head into the wall Because a voice tells you to count as fighting?
>blocking sam on the stairs
>>211609322JC didn't tell everybody she stole their chips until she was about to walk out the damn door. Even when everybody was screaming in her face and Jimmy went nuclear she didn't fold
I'm not a JC guy but still that shows the difference
>>211609122We actually haven't broke even yet this season
>>211609354you are a cuckold
>>211609237sodaman status?
>>211609342>>211609263https://reportfraud.ftc.gov/
https://www.sec.gov/tcr
You'll have to submit a tip on the website instead of sending it to a mailing address.
Why does production care less about the show than the contestants?
>ellie: I AM A SEE YOU EMM DUMPSTER
>thanks for the candy
>>211609157Gay little tattletale
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>>211609376YOU'RE OFF THE SHOW
Sam and Arye interactions are pretty funny
>>211609225nvm i realized all the room had a stripe it's probably just a minimalist d.a
show is truly dead lmaooo what a trainwreck
Does Rachel have immunity or can she be eliminated tonight?
Is she even a contestant at this point?
>>211609388they just want fat lady to scream fall over and cry
>fred - too nice
>direnc - too nice
>daniel - massive pussy
>angie - too nice
>aryeh - too nice
>seth - who?
>ellie - constantly forget shes on the show
jin was essential for driving conflict.
>>211608608 (OP)>Are you going to scheme? >Form Alliances?>Or just get the candy? They know its bad.
Get off the Galaxy Gas wiggers.
Freddy going throigh withdrawl!!
>>211609367Missing me yet?
>>211609157take out the direct cash out line
>It could be anyone behind that mask
>it could be Joe Rogan...
Why did the Jew go to that first lol?
>>211609378JC is a sociopath
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Freddy/Direnc: Love and Life
Daniel/Angie: Hate and Death
Damn this shit is boring...are we f*cking hyped for the real fishtank?
It's going to be absolutely legendary..in 3 days..
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>>211609348Ok thanks for the info bro, Iโll stay in a not watching holding pattern
>>211609387>>211609397Not your personal army
What causes people to become babbling freaks like Rachel? She reminds of my friend when he's spun on speed
>>211609407She has Rachel immunity. She's there to farm TTS and not be paid or do challenges.
>>211609420What do you think?
>>211609184>tfw you are faced with a fraction of G10
the FTC can't do anything there would have to be a class action
>>211609274Maybe if you treated us yourself and the contestants with a little more respect And cared about their well-being and mental health You would have more of our respect. Going through foster homes And having an addicted father really messed up your brain. People fighting all the time and using drugs is not normal
>Thank you "ellie's husband" for the candy!
Much better than "ellie's knight"
>>211609382He has a "cool black guy photo" as his profile picture.
orange shark folding his arms like luke
kek its him
Jasawn! You said Fwee!!! That the fwick! Gimmie the chawclates! I fucking hate this faggot
Daniel spergs out about fucking everything but not even in a funny way
>>211609439will watch for kimmie's cute butt (shame about the nose tho)
>>211609452i mean to be fair she did say she'd work with them for free. never deny free work lol.
>>211609397funny how the threads were completely fine and filled with positive posts until they fucked up once again, then jet acts like it was like that from the start. we wouldnt have people spamming this shit if he could just make a good show
why don't parents sort out their kids' speech impediment when they're young? it's criminal.
>>211609367>>THIS IS THE BIGGEST SHOW YOU'LL EVER BE A PART OF>the most successful person to come out of the show is Josie with 200-300 viewers on youtubekek
why do they pretend like this show makes careers?
They gotta stop following that fat bitch on director
new cole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86tJeTYwtd0
>>2116092978/10
It's very Grim but it can always get worse (broken bones, bleeding, sexual Assault etc)
>>211609465>>211609468he is an actual retard and i hate him for it
>>211609465I dont think daniel could endure a redemption arc
>>211609470mondocord is doing their best man
>>211609470yeah youre right none of us should care about any of this and stop posting including you
the fredster said he'd come visit you if you help him win so me and him are gonna go to the bar together after we do some blow
Imagine going back in time and showing him footage of season 4
Remember when people said Luke joining the crew meant they would have better bits because he was on BB for a week?
>>211609280click the PREDICT button, they're patterning with a shady off-shore company to enable betting (and that company is not allowed to do business in the USA)
>>211609274fuck you unibrow, this is worse than nothing
>>211609495because its objectively a bad life decision to join this show
>>211609439>more contestants>more cash prize>will actually pay them>more content>shorter time periodMogged in all catagories except simpability
fred hyde needs more drinks
>>211609508He doesn't have the mental capability for a redemption arc
I was kinda pretending to simp for Direnc it wore off idgaf about this cast anyone else feeling this bigly
>>211609397This is incredibly based and I fully support it. Fuck the Wiggers.
lmao sam is gonna kill arye now
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Send something nice to our friends at production :)
https://imgur.com/a/kapb3Ck
hey guys remember when sam tried to fuck with aryeh by showing him screenshots of the spongebob subreddit, after which he declared them fake and didn't believe them
and then ayreh mogged him again in a discussion about wicked of all things
lmao
>>211609488Why don't they just do it themselves as adults, you can practice alone easily.
>>211609167>obese mentally ill woman being encouraged to kill herself by ai voices>illegal gambling operation hqDisorderly house much?
>>211609335Unbearable without it
>>211609517he has no creative input
he carries contestants bags, picks them up from the airport, runs director cam etc
>>211609517that was all homos and self inserters. everybody else cooled off on luke when he started sucking production's dick talking about what geniuses they were
>>211609465Let me explain Anon, its not his fault, Daniel wants to create a shit ton of content, but he thinks hes the reason Jin got kicked and since Jin got kicked because of making content hes scared to do anything, also staff gave him an official warning so that didnt help either.
i thought this was jet for a second
the beer bell is the best part of this show
>>211609495josie's probably made an insane amount of money from that though. hell even burt's probably made a pretty good amount
>>211609465How does his speech impediment sound more like a child than Jon's did?
>>211609516they got lucky with a once in a lifetime cast for season 1 and just rode from there...
guys luke is the red shark this is so kino please tune into the stream and check it out and buy some stox!! get hype
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>tfw you're having to oversee your retarded adopted child's shitty internet show while he does whippets in the basement
>fish gets eliminated
>nothing in the house changes
>>211609157Is there a pasta for this? I need to send one
>>211609167them getting shut down would be a kino ending ngl
Sam wants to box Freddy? dude
>fish talking about how production didn't pay last season's winner right in front of sam
kek
>>211609395Fuck production
Get a REAL job
>>211609544What happened now I was watching frud
Decent foota on Trishs live btw
>>211609517No but thatโs something they would say.
What was Goran thinking starting the first week with nothing in the bag?
Remember when Chris Lynch and Damiel showed up for an hour?
>mad because they arent scheming and forming alliances
they were literally doing this 48 hours ago until the wiggers cucked it. I hate these faggots so much its unreal. It's never their fault, always the fish.
>>211609481>1.8 stars>only people that rate it are literally insane people
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>>211609508angelina is CODDLED
If you're not doing push ups in between boring bits then you are no better than the slobs that follow Josie
>>211609439How come the stake Gambling is okay, but fish tank is not.Is this happening outside the united states
>>211609563he'll have this build by season 6 for the latest
>>211609587Aryeh is so fucking based. He literally doesn't give a fuck about Sam.
>>211609517I liked Luke but I never thought him on the crew would lead to bits or anything
>>211609587didn't he bring it up first like two days ago when he did the epic asmon promo
>>211609612based thanks anon
>>211609608jesus christ you fucking tards
>>211609613It was a fair trade
>>211609540yeah direnc and fred are cool but i don't feel attached to anybody
>>211609508Is this taylor's old editor trying to force a new goblin meme?
>>211609608>josiesperg op...
>Introduce candy toy
>Get angry when you have to deliver 100 candies
I fucking hate the wiggers and their jew tendencies
>>211609544what happened?
>>211608637new car seat headrest looking wack
>Daniel seething over Sam not giving him candy in trade
>>211609667They are upset they are making money. Thats why they love ai sfx slop they do none of the work
>>211609552Can you actually fix it as a adult? My ex said it was hopeless and just accepted her lot but she was super lazy so who knows lol.
>>211609692dumb faggot kek
>>211609157Mention how they donโt even plan on being Gorania on the show
>>211609157CEASE AND DESIST
>>211609617crypto casinos are a legal gray area because using crypto instead of USD circumvents online gambling laws. a lot of the sites will have a mirror US site saying "sorry but online gambling is illegal in the US, but if you just pinky promise swear you're not in the US, go to our other domain (usually hosted on some tax break island) where you can gamble your heart away!"
>>211609692I can't stand this dude. He's just a more reserved Jimmy.
daniel was nontent the last 3 days, he is a done