Thread 211609009

>*CLANK*
>Why the look of concern, anon? I told you before, the sounds you hear in the submersible are completely normal, you'd hear them on any other sub.
>*POP*
>The hull is seasoning. It's actually a good thing. You're not doubting my invention, are you?

Real niggas test in production

>>211609009 (OP)
What game you playin bro?

he just wanted to be instantly evaporated

>>211609009 (OP)
Just watched this kino. Why was he so obtuse? What made him keep going after every failed test? Was he just a retard?

At least the extreme pain only lasted for 10 seconds when the ship exploded and killed everyone

>>211609320
he was a based retard

>>211609262
To be fair, there’s nothing wrong with that attitude. Especially if you tried to stop people from killing themselves and they ignored you.

One of my coworkers was Russian, and he talked about traveling back to join the army after the Ukraine war started in 2022. I told him it was fucking retarded and he was better off here. He ignored me and went back to Russia. Got killed, god knows where and god knows if the Ukies left enough of him to bury.

When his brother told me about it, I did the same thing as Cameron. I told him it was fucking retarded and he got what he asked for.

>>211609262
>it's real

what the fuck is wrong with him?

>>211609345
>At least the extreme pain only lasted for 10 seconds when the ship exploded and killed everyone
I thought it was .10 seconds.

>>211609009 (OP)
Why are there so many threads about this? What is it about it that obsesses zoomers so much?

>>211609565
The Netflix documentary just came out

>>211609565
fags and women love true crime

>>211609345
The ocean is scary.
>>211609503
Yeah, it was instant. No time to feel anything.

I can't imagine what this guy was like when he was younger. He must have been completely insufferable as a young man.

The biggest mistake made was not putting diving gear and scuba tanks on the passengers during the dive. Sure they would be uncomfortable but at least they would of lived.

Am I a bad person if I just didn't give a fuck about this sub and the people who died in it?

>>211609657
>He must have been completely insufferable as a young man.
Probably the typical obnoxious frat-boy.

>>211609493
>>211609262
>>211609489
I can imagine Cameron, hunched over, giddily typing out the "bad news" and sending his summary and conclusion to 100 different people, many only tangentially related, saying in 20 different cold, logical, ultimately tactless ways (with a barely concealed air of a gloating "I told you so" tone) how they're definitely, absolutely reduced to little more than a fine particulate mist (once human, now just "cellular matter"), joining the rest of the whale piss and shark shit and fish cum and microplastics making up the vast and wondrous expanse of the sea, nature's bosom.

>>211609345
If only that coward son actually stood up for himself and told his retarded dad he wasn't gonna join him on a suicide vacation. He would have been set for life. Instead he's dead at 19. Never says to be a wimp.

>>211609009 (OP)
Hey Stockton, anything to be concerned about from these last dives?

>>211609493
1.
>monday morning heard about it
>thought for days about scenarios
>emailed out conclusion same monday
2.
>transponder is fully contained separate autonomous system
>i knew when transponder went down that sub had imploded
why? the sub imploding wouldn't affect the transponder if its separate.

>>211609732
How would they have survived the pressure shock of the implosion?

>>211609009 (OP)
I wish we had film of the last minute. They must have known something was off shirtly before it imploded

>>211609493
The glee with which he is speaking to all of this. What a Fucking Dick!

>>211609009 (OP)
>"Whoops. Looks like the Logitech is broken."
>"Anon, would you mind grabbing the backup controller for me?"

>>211610020
You're fired. Say a word and I'll sue your ass into poverty.

>>211609345

An instant death from implosion is not the worst way to go. You can compare this to deaths in supposedly safe mature commercial aviation accidents such as Air France 447 a plane that spent 3 harrowing minutes out of control falling 30,000 feet to crash into the Ocean giving the passengers plenty of time to think about the mistake they made getting on the plane.

>>211609565
A Fucking billionaire died, anon. We need to get to the bottom of this!

>>211609493
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>>211610133
lmao based cameron

>>211610076
>why? the sub imploding wouldn't affect the transponder if its separate.
I don't think you understand just how fucking violent that implosion was.
There was no way for the transponder and the comms to go out at the same exact time without the sub essentially getting fucking atomized instantly. Otherwise, the issues would have at least been staggered.
That means the sub couldn't have sunk, or had an electrical malfunction, or been disabled in any other way. It must have been completely destroyed almost instantly.

>>211610118
I know Stockton was under a lot of pressure but I don't think the passengers would mind it too much to wear scuba gear. Like I said, it's 20/20 now but they would be alive if he did it.

Why are rich people with presumably hot wives/husbands/girlfriends so hell-bent on getting themselves killed?

>>211609009 (OP)
>decides to play call of duty instead of piloting the sub
yeah, it's a real head scratcher that they died

>>211609493
imagine getting one of these emails and getting to reply to all with a "shut up you gay retard"

>>211609850
No. Nobody does. These threads are for feeling superior to the dead retards.

>>211610160
>Actually, I brought my own.

>"so P.H., this sub is fully experimental, made from discarded carbon fibre, very low chance of surviv–"
> 《 Bah! Guys, guys, it's okay say no more, I surrender. I get my wetsuit. Hon hon hon. 》

>>211610020
nope throw it in a box for an entire winter

>>211610305
bot post?

>>211609732
This. Just a few scuba suits and they could of swum up to the surface.

>>211609489
I feel the exact same way.
If I sound amused, it's only because there's some cosmic satisfaction of realizing how the universe is like a well-oiled machine and it works the way logic implies it should, regardless of how stubborn humans get when they're brewing some retarded notion.
I don't want anyone to get hurt or anything, but it is satisfying when people get what they ask for when they tempt fate, and it's also satisfying to have it proven that I can see the world with some clarity that other men seem to lack.

>>211610499
"implosion of the vessel likely took only tens of milliseconds, fast enough to kill the occupants before they became aware of it."
How would a scuba suit help with that?

>>211610623
It's like you don't even listen. They could swim to the surface since they were underwater. I'm fixin to get red assed over people not listenin

Did they ever consider trying not to die?

Hey Anon I invited your gf to check out my cool sub haha, nbd itll be chill

The record for deepest human scuba drive is 332m/1090 feet. Titan imploded around 3340m. Good luck swimming to the surface.

>>211610623
If they had scuba suits on they could have ejected before it imploded!

>>211610699
Trolling is not for you, son

>tfw the CEO's wife had relatives who died on the Titanic and now her husband died in almost the same spot
morbid

>>211610565

>get what they ask for when they tempt fate

like those people in wing suits that splat into the sides of bridges? what's the cut off? Astronauts tempt fate every time they go but I think it would be in very bad taste to be satisfied when they die.

Hey Anon I invited your gf to check out my cool sub haha, don't worry it's safe!

>>211611290
Astronauts risk their lives to explore the cosmos beyond our Earth. Comparatively, these were a bunch of rich people who wanted to see a wreckage that had already been explored a hundred times up close, like a tourist attraction more than anything else.

>>211610160
KEK

Why didn't he just build a thousand scaled models and imploded all of them in the pressure chamber to collect carbon fiber pop data?

3340m = 10,180.32 feet
1 cubic foot of water is 62.4 pounds
Water pressure at depth = ~635,252 pounds per square foot, or around 4411.5 pounds per square inch.
Ordinary concrete has a 28 day compressive strength of around 3k psi. High strength concrete can go higher, but at that depth, the water pressure can crush regular concrete.
No problem swimming to the surface, nope!

funny thread

>>211610126
I think they must have known something was wrong because apparently the emergency ballast weights were dropped.
My guess is that acoustic monitoring system gave out an hull integrity failure warning, they dropped the ballast to come back to the surface but it was too late.
Those seconds of realization that something was terribly wrong must have been terrifying.

>>211609503
It is. You aren't surviving 10 seconds that deep into the ocean let alone in an IMPLODING SUB

>>211609009 (OP)
The sad part is that while they knew something was up for a few minutes, the implosion itself was so fast the stupid cunt didn't suffer, wish he had time to repent for firing the white dude to hire the stupid nigress.

>>211611366
>Astronauts risk their lives to explore the cosmos beyond our Earth.
Why would we need that? We can see it just fine with a telescope.

>>211609345
It lasted less than a second my man, it was instant, literally a fraction of a second.

>>211609009 (OP)
why didn't everyone just wear those indestructible pressure suits from the Mission Impossible movie? they would have easily swam back up to the surface.

it would have been a kino experience actually.

>>211611619
they were too dumb, should have just held their breaths and swam up, were they stupid?

The 19 year old survived for approximately 6 seconds. Supposedly the submersible imploded and launched him into the ocean right as Celine Dion was singing "YOU'RE HERE THERE'S NOTHING I FEAR!" Stockton Rush's head floated by him with a confused smile on its face and then it imploded and then finally the 19 year old's body gave out and he imploded as well. No one should ever have to suffer that level of terror.

>>211611598
There's more to space exploration than just visual data, anon. Even ignoring astronauts for a moment, the mere irony of a man-made object, the Voyager 1, having a likelihood to outlast our entire planet in the far reaches of space is a bigger accomplishment than what some twats might discover on the bottom of the ocean.
Btw, the Titanic wreck will completely dissolve by 2029.

>>211610623
>implosion of the vessel likely took only tens of milliseconds
this is an old wives tale. they recovered electronics from inside the pressure vessel and even uniforms. there's literally vids of fish swimming around the titanic. you've been watching too many movies.

>>211611290
Deserved, believe it or not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spjTqgabu04

>>211610160
>stay cool
lmao

>>211611729
I dunno about voyager but my sides are in orbit because of this thread

>>211611784
That was fucking painful to hear, you can hear his chest destroyed, he can barely scream

>>211611512
>apparently the emergency ballast weights were dropped.

is it known how long after the weights were dropped that sub imploded? that duration is basically when they knew they were doomed.

>>211609009 (OP)
>If I was on that sub with my kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would've been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying "OK, we're going to land somehwere safely, don't worry"
Isn't this a bit insensitive to say just 2 days after the incident?

>>211611909
100%
The man is living through a total fucking nightmare. But, he did survive, is currently fine, and honestly, the massive concussion he sustained when he hit those rocks probably fogged his brain up enough that he didn't have to actually experience any of that pain. He was probably in a white void and had no idea who he was or what was going on by the time he was making those noises.

>>211612024
That never fails to give me a chuckle.

>>211612027
Damn and he landed on a bunch of rocks too.

>>211609503
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>>211610623
I think nerds exaggerate a little bit about it because it makes them feel badass. They probably had at least a few seconds of realization.

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>>211611619
The whole idea was not to spend a lot of money

>>211609009 (OP)
>>211609345
>the fact that they never managed to recover their dicks
reminds me of that snowplow tragedy

>>211611984
as soon as they dropped ballast the hull failed.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o88ci684UWE

>>211611767
It's a P.R. thing. You're not allowed to see one of them fall or think they suffered.

>>211609345
At least there wasn't much left to collect as it became a part of the ocean. The byford dolphin incident left meat pattys all over the place that someone had to clean up.

>>211611767
This. It's just what they tell normies so they aren't traumatized by the sheer brutality of what actually happened.
>Everyone died peacefully with a smile on their face. They didn't feel a thing. :)

>>211611909
There’s one with a lost diver running out of air in POV that will never not haunt me

>>211612286
>what was that?

would, btw.

>>211611307
Isn't that the sub built by a guy who wanted to live his Dolcett fantasies with a hot redhead journalist?

>>211612087
So, what happened is that you need to throw your parachute behind you when you do that. Because you're falling so fast, it needs to catch you immediately. Immediately.
He got too hasty and accidentally threw it down and in front of him. That's why you can hear him say, "Fuck." as he basically prepares to die, because that meant his falling body needed to fall beyond the parachute before it would catch him.
It did catch him at the vary last tenth of a second, which arrested his momentum just enough that it was barely survivable.

Five men become as one in a swirling pink mist, deep beneath the ocean waves. Pretty fucking gay that, lads.

>>211609493
>Hi, it's me, James Cameron (Director of Avatar and other highly successful movies your dad watched). I know we only met briefly at a party, and while I really should have been more upset that you didn't know who I was immedietly and you didn't ask for an autograph, I have chosen to forgive you.
>Anyway, I just wanted to let you know that the Oceangate submarine (the one in the news at the moment) is fucking destroyed. Its gone. its in pieces along with the bodies of its occupants at the bottom of the ocean.
>I know about this because I have friends in naval intelligence who told me
>Anyway, hope to bump into you again sometime
>Regards, James

>>211612286
>the 2 dudes look at each other and immediately knew what happened
>guy in white shirt leaves the room and doesn't return

>>211610224
apparently no one besides the pilots knew about the imminent crash in this flight,the passengers couldn't feel the stall and the rapid drop in altitude

>>211611307
Netflix cast the tiran with a black sub?

>>211611715
source?

>>211611767
>old wives tale
>"Subs implode too fast for your brain to register pain. Now spread this vinegar on your vagina to ward off the incubi."

>>211612716
Different sub, built as a mobile murder/rape dungeon

>>211612611
The guy in white saw something happen 1/2 second before the pop. Creaking?
That shit hits 10 times harder when you can see it coming. Cuts through the mind's defenses.

You have to kind of admire Stockton in a way. He built a homemade nigger rigged sub out of used carbon fiber and glued on endcaps and actually got down to the Titanic. He probably really believed that water pressure was just a scare tactic the elites used to keep poor people from deep sea exploration.

>>211612024
>You're NO FUCKIN SUBMARINER!

>>211611512
>My guess is that acoustic monitoring system gave out an hull integrity failure warning, they dropped the ballast to come back to the surface but it was too late.
Stockton didn't care about that. At least the documentary makes it seem he thought it was some nerd crap. I bet there was a pop so loud that the tourists were terrified enough to demand they go back, even after stockton assured them it was nothing

>>211611512
They were aware of a cracking sound but weren't sure where it came from or what it meant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Dj8IJbP41c

>>211610565
By this point in history there are enough people who have tried just about everything and documented the experience that's its pretty easy to get a general idea of what's possible and what will fail. Submersible technology is not a recent development and we've had over a 100 years to figure out how to utiluze it properly and safely. If the actual experts in that field are calling you retarded and trying to warn you about a bad idea maybe it might be prudent to actually listen to them

>>211612717
I’m a Satanist and used remote viewing.

>>211613763
Those transcripts were fake.

>>211609345
>10 seconds

That would be a literal actual eternity retard. Luckily it was probably less that a second of ultimate level pain.

>>211613867
>I’m a Satanist
not based
>and used remote viewing
based

OH N-

>>211612144
>They probably had at least a few seconds of realization
Prior to it imploding? Maybe. During the actual implosion? No, they didn't have time to feel anything, just instantly ceased to exist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaV__EcyKGU

I'm putting together a team.

>>211614283
the water squirrel gets me every time

>>211613582
My guess is he got so used to the cracking sound he no longer considered it a problem. He starts off on the test dive sounding very scared and then ends laughing about dive 80 and the big bang they heard.

>>211609489
Death before Dishonor. It's a White thing. You wouldn't get it.

>>211614463
NTA but I can see this as somewhat applicable in a war situation, but definitely not with the Ocean sub, this was just plain callousness and lack of preparation. Particularly on the CEO's end.

>>211613809
>If the actual experts in that field are calling you retarded and trying to warn you about a bad idea maybe it might be prudent to actually listen to them
he wanted to be a Steve Jobs. Do everything differently and tell the industry to go fuck themselves when he inevitably succeeds. Pure unadulterated ego.
No one dies when you take risks with smartphones lol. Elon's video game rockets were unmanned for years. Stockton had a severe case of narcissism.

>>211614454
Literally the chirping smoke alarm effect. "It's supposed to do that!".

>>211614463
>white

>>211609009 (OP)
It would be more of a tinkling, crackling sound.

>>211611767
>they recovered electronics from inside the pressure vessel and even uniforms.
Explain to me how you'd survive for more than a second after an implosion like this.

Im still convinced that jeet son tried to open the window

>>211609489
but why did he actually go back and join?

>>211614818
Like the Mexican recruit from Das Boot
>As a German I had to come

>>211610020
>We have a state of the art listening device that can hear the smallest crack
>We don't actually pay attention to it though

>>211609262
>tell a guy he’s going to kill himself
>guy tells you to fuck off and kills himself anyway
I would be a bit smug too. Shame about the other passengers, they had no way of knowing.

>>211612611
>old guy just stares into the void and doesn't say a thing after the *pop*
This really should be this funny.

>>211610020
Ludicrous. He had to have known. Why not just build a new sub? 80 dives is more than successful.

>>211609009 (OP)
>I'm DEFINITELY special, I'm weird, we do things my way, we do weird shit here, sorry if you can't take it
Yeah fuck this cunt.

>>211610623
It wouldn't and that's the funny part
The world record scuba depth is 332m and required a decompression time of 13 hours. Assuming you ignored everything else that makes diving deep deadly (high pressure nervous syndrome, oxygen toxicity, work of breathing, gas density, nitrogen/hydrogen narcosis) then you would need 32 days of time to decompress from that depth after spending 1 minute that deep.

>>211612224
If only there was a blogging app that could have recounted that tragedy

stockton reminds me of the orange man and his cult. you actually CAN visit the titanic, and or win an election based on reality tv white supremacy. it will however, blow up, and it will be hilarious. and the world will laugh at you

Water does not compress and we are 95% water. If they had arctic dry suits and compressed gas they absolutely could have had a way to exit the sub and either waited for a rescue or even met their rescuers halfway. 3800 meters is a very difficult swim and I doubt they could have done it but if they had an inflatable they could have made it to the surface assuming they accounted for dabenz. Or they could put on suits and masks, flood the sub so it can’t be compressed and then float to the top. It’s honestly crazy that he had zero contingency plans. It’s freezing cold water not lava.

>>211615579

Only like 3 of those dives actually made it to depth.

>>211612595
You ain't a real one if you're not willing to pony up and get in the retard squisher to be atomized with your homies

>>211614727
I would jump out really fast as soon as it started so I could swim away before getting crushed

>>211615938
since water does not compress, what is the fluid state of water at the bottom of 3800 feet?

>>211609345
how come theres a fireball

>>211615754
kamala lost

>>211612286
>>211612611
Was that sound coming from the ocean or equipment?

>>211615938
humans have never been in a suit that deep, we've only been down to around 600 meters.

>>211615754

Stockton:
>Failed businessman
>Disintegrated into a fine mist at the bottom of the Atlantic
>Forever a joke associated with the folly of denying reality

Trump:
>Most powerful man in the world
>Most significant/influential figure of the century so far
>Succeeded at almost everything despite the hatred of smug redditors

Yeah man the parallels are astounding.

>>211616196
and stockton successfully visited the titanic over a hundred times

>>211609009 (OP)
Why was this nigga obsessed with carbon fiber?

>>211609262
His recent movies are proof that your creativity diminishes as you get older.

>>211616239
Stockton on June 17th:
>innovative genius
>disrupts old and archaic regulations
>successfully visited the titanic over a hundred times
>considered the leading pioneer of deep sea exploration
>normies and richie riches are paying out the ass to sit in his cutting edge sub
>literally the most successful businessman to ever navigate the ocean

>>211616172
It’s liquid. What you think it’s ice down there?

>>211615938
>assuming they accounted for dabenz
Yeah bro only about 32 days required to hit every decompression stop so you don't get the bends from being that deep
Another fun fact you average full 12L steel tank with 230BAR of gas is ~2760L of breathable gas. At that depth one scuba tank would last about 20 seconds. You would need at least 138,240 12L tanks of oxygen to surface without getting dabends

Implosion basically means all the billions of liters of water above them rushed inside their cubicle at once right?

>>211616194
The sudden compression of gas and physical molecules causes an explosion from the sheer friction of atoms colliding inwards. Apparently for a brief moment that tiny section of that imploding sub was hotter than the surface of the sun.

>>211609262
The only person of value on that submarine was the French explorer. Rush, that British millionaire, and the jeet billionaire and his son were all ultimately worthless or downright negatives for the human race (specifically the jeet billionaire). And the French explorer was also the only one who was genuinely prepared to die, because he was the only one who comprehended the risks involved.

>>211616464
hmm, I asked for fluid state, not molecular state. again, for fun, if water does not compress, what is the fluid state of water at 3800 feet? I’ll give you a hint, the weight becomes exponential

>>211616226
Put on 8 suits then, 8*600=4800 so they would have been safe

>>211614021
There was no pain. The implosion happened so quickly that their nerves would've barely had time to send signals to their brains, and they certainly did not have enough time for their brains to process those signals.
This is probably the closest thing to instant death there is. Though it's possible that they knew it was coming, if the hull was making noises prior to the implosion.

>>211616464
Water can become ice with enough pressure. It's way more than 3800ft but it can happen.

>>211615938
No human being has ever been down to 3800 feet without a submersible. Even assuming that they wouldn't just die from the weight of 3800 feet of water pushing down on them, they would never be able to make it back to the surface without dying from the bends. It would be even worse if they tried to ride an inflatable to the surface - not that the inflatable could even inflate at those depths unless you're applying air pressure higher than that of the surrounding ocean pressure.

>>211615754
Your TDS is showing.

>>211616945
Could you get a hyperbaric oxygen chamber down there and retrieve them in it?

>>211616373
He didnt have a income stream and rely on is generational wealth alone ,he didnt have a side hustle to keep him a float. Also he was broke by the time the sub imploded.

>>211610623
They should have been wearing them already just in case, dumbass.

>>211617140
Rich faggots can waste their money until they go broke too. It's just spectacularly more wasteful.

>>211617142
No, you're the dumbass for making up these obviously stupid and idiotic completely fictional scenarios and pretending they're a plausible course of action

>>211609009 (OP)
If you're from so called "old money" you should be lined up and genocided point blank in the street. From a utilitarian standpoint it's the only thing that makes sense. Imagine how many lives would ultimately be saved.

>>211616373
In two weeks trump will fall!!!,,