Thread 211614979

Your Princess Zelda, sir

>>211614979 (OP)
That is a boy

>>211614979 (OP)
what color eyes does she have? a little hazel, but on the outside, i can't tell if it's green or blue

>>211614979 (OP)
holy based

that's link

>>211615026
Out of 10!

>>211614979 (OP)
zelda is NOT this erotic

>>211614979 (OP)
not pretty enough, sorry.

>>211615169
prettier than her sister.

>>211615065
eyes like that look more green or blue depending on the light hitting them.

>>211614979 (OP)
sir what?

>>211615072
this pic is powerful enough to send me into an instantaneous depression

>>211615065
>Isabel
hazel greenish
>Emma
blueish grey
>Olivia
brown
>Avery
brown

>>211616692
>>211616804
yea, it's weird because i have the same eyes, and the more light that is hitting them, the more green they look, but in low light they look more blue. weird not to know your own eye color.
i need to ask an optometrist

>>211616804
isabel is the prettiest by a mile.

>>211616892
>so... you made an appointment with me, your optometrist, to find out what color your eyes are?

>>211616952
she's definetly more conventionally beautiful, personally i find emma to be the prettiest but i also have a softspot for olivia.

>>211616973
well, who else is going to tell me?
and who knows, maybe it will lead to something..more ;)

>>211616804
Lmao. Bitch on the right looks like Elon Musk

>>211617114
that's avery and she's a qt

>>211617174
This pic isn't so bad, but it looks like someone deepfaked Elon's face on her in that other one.

>>211617058
isabel could just be a model. i dunno if she can act. definitely has the looks for it though.

>>211614979 (OP)
>Your Princess Zelda, sir
Ever Anderson

>>211617404
Lol. No. She looks retarded.

>>211617351
She’s starring in a movie with Milla Jovovich so we bout to find out

Princess Lingerelda

>>211617351
she has had a couple small roles in different movies and shows and she's been at it since 2012, a bit flimsy at acting but who knows maybe she's gotten better as an adult.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o81UYDvFNGo
>could just be a model
i think she's been working on that too, last project she did was appearing on a music video for some zoomer chink musician
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZbBm64jMHU

>>211614979 (OP)
She's a PIG!

>>211617744
also she plays guitar and could be trying to build a music career from her collab with rocco, maybe she'll be like a new christian billie eilish.

>>211616892
My eye color is all over the place. Low resolution they are green? What color is this

>>211616804
Sneed looks retarded

Sweaty sports bra snood! snood titty residue

>>211617636
Why is she dressed like an anal queen?

>>211614979 (OP)
I for one agree with your statement good sir.

i have bikini pics

Do you think if a hot chick was magically transformed into a guy she would have a huge dong? Is a huge dong a part of the hot guy spectrum

I'm super lonely so I'm gonna post my snood pics.

>>211617913
looks green, m8

>>211618310
>>211618793
>>211619063
Snood tranny invades another thread. Kys

Pomf =3

>>211617636
why would you screenshot the reddit page and not post the actual picture instead. Fucking retarded phoneposters

>>211619518
He's a pajeet

>>211619384
She farts in her sleep btw

>>211619562
I doubt pajeets know about pomf. I'm just a drunk lazy loser.

What's up with this fenotype of modern girls/women? Small face and big eyes. Reminds me of an old prediction drawing I saw 15 years ago of how we will look like alien creatures in te future.

>>211614979 (OP)
That's not Gio

>>211620232
I am all for it desu. I want girls to look elfier. Small cute faces, large feminine eyes. I hate the Megan Fox masculine face.

>>211620316
I am a Snood and Izzy appreciator and I also appreciate Gio. Admiration for either doesn't contradict admiration for the others, indeed it makes it more likely as they're all exceptional lovely zoomette specimens

>>211620591
I meant more like underdeveloped.

>>211620232
high neoteny is objectively attractive.

>>211620720
I think they're just more petite and youthful, and there have always been some portion of girls with that look. It just depends on whether a given era prefers it. Cutiepies were popular in the 20s and mid-late 60s too. They're probably selected for now by certain features of social media and anime influence

>>211620729
This. I will never apologize for my preference for it. I've always liked it and I always will. It's the highest brow taste

>>211620842
young ellen page was one of my first celebrity crushes. you can imagine how i've felt throughout the years.

>>211620729
This, baby face women are hot.

>>211620921
Majorly. It's simple nature. Anyone trying to problematize it is a psychotic oversocialized weirdo with invariably something much worse to hide than the 99% of other men who are naturally attracted to teen-like looks

Snood and Izzy are the kinds of girls, like Anya Taylor-Joy or Emma Watson, for guys who find beautifully cute or cutely beautiful faces extremely sexually attractive themselves

They're also the kinds of girls that appeal to leg appreciators. But leg and face appreciation usually come together in a package. Definitely my favorite features in girls

Snood is face porn

>>211621388
How to get a girl like that?

>>211621684
By the grace of God

fugg

Your Princess Zelda, sir

>>211621339
I asked my dad if you ever stop being attracted to 19 year olds. He said "no"
It was a bonding experience. That's the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen and I'm 39

>>211621925
Kudos to your dad for being an honest real type

I want Sydney

>>211622029
ooh woops that pic was apparently badly upscaled

>>211622158
reminder she shares her clothes with emma, imagine how they must smell, yuck!

>>211620316
i dont like gio. she looks dumb. you know what i mean? she looks like shes low iq. can tell by her face. snood on the other hand is smarter.

>>211622387
Really? From my experience, women with 'sophisticated' euro beauty like hers are always very high iq. I think it's more that she lives a carefree life as a beautiful woman in Italy and is just enjoying being pretty

>>211622529
>that quad
both her and emma have such good leg genetics it's honestly impressive

>>211622594
Seriously

I am so sick of snoodposting

>>211623411
then don't snoodpost or enter snoodposting threads

>>211623411
Socks to be you!

>>211614979 (OP)
Uhh pls tell me she has a dick...wtf. who even is this?

why are they so hot?? aaaaaaaahhh

>>211622387
She is very high IQ which is why she opposes nonwhite immigration into Europe

What would sex with Snood be like? Would she burst out laughing and start making pig noises with her nose?

>>211614979 (OP)
20 might be too old. Director told a 22 actor he was a little too old for Link. He’s looking at teenagers.

>>211627015
>smoker
Confirmed low IQ

>>211615026
Wtf i'm gay now.

>>211615782
Way prettier, and i think Snood is super cute but this one, holy shit.

I've never seen a thread infested with so many Indians beforehand goddamn this has to be the most brown thread on the entire site right now

>>211614979 (OP)
Even if they give us the perfect Zelda, everything surrounding her will be DEI'd to hell.

>>211627015
>smoker
>high IQ
oximoron

>>211628010
>>211628068
Zoomers are smoking a lot for some reason.

>>211621339
>Face and legs
Absolute patrician.

Why does the princess not have her own name? Why is everyone pretending this name is normal ffs?
>yeah its the princess that little Zelda guy is saving, lets just call her princess zelda or something
Peach is not called princess Mario either.

>>211621339
>snood
>beautiful face
Bruh. She literally has a negative chin and looks like a fookin Dr Seuss character.

>>211629468
>caring that much about a woman's chin
You watch too much tranny porn

Why do you fags like zoomettes so much?

>>211629796
Because they dont smell like sawdust and moth balls

>>211616804
>Olivia
>brown
>Avery
>brown
Into le trash

>>211628540
Never thought of that before, you're right this is dumb.

>>211629796
They're from India.