>Don't make me look ugly!

I missed the part where that's my problem

>>211615982
peter...

>>211615929 (OP)
the only casting that raimi got wrong.

>>211616050
Who would you have cast?

>>211615929 (OP)
That's not impossible...

tiddies

>>211615929 (OP)
Speaking of ugly, I appreciate all the ugly faces toby made in the fight scenes, it was kino

>>211616093

>>211616093
BDH, but Kristen was still cute

>>211616050
Tobey himself requested her

Her acting as the character Mary Jane Watson was very good.

>>211616387
Imagine auditioning her. Imagine!

>>211616385
cause tobey wanted to sleep with her.

>>211616093
Lindsey lohan

>>211616387
>this was considered an average girl next door in the 2000s

>>211615929 (OP)
SEX
E
X

>>211616050
Tobey wasn't a total piece of shit but that Donnie Darko guy would have been better. Meanwhile, he ended up playing "Mysterio" and being ritually humiliated by Spidertwink and Zendaya in interviews kek

They should have cast Kirsten Dunst in Dunstan Checks In.

>>211616007
>raw dogs her in front of everyone

>>211616775
I don't think you know what that means.

>>211616446
Lohan would've been good... but they would've needed a different Peter.

>>211616554
you literally can't make uplifting and sexy movies like this anymore without it being considered "corny" or "cringe". This entire kiss scene would't work in 2025

>>211616660
damn she's still pretty hot as a hag

>>211619319
I can't even count how many gfs I've had that have asked me to spiderman kiss them. Girls really liked that scene for some reason.

>>211619370
I call her "The Horseshoe" because she was at her prettiest in 1994 and 2024.

Why'd he do it?

>>211619712
To be fair, Mary Jane needed a good cucking.

>dont make me look 35

>>211619712
She already did the upside down kiss with the astronaut.

>>211616470
>average girl next door
mary jane is a model

>>211616050
She worked fine and had a bunch of iconic shots, if anything maybe it was her characterization that was a little off

>>211619712
Raimi went too heavy with the cuck shit.
Typical jewish tricks as per usual.

>>211616050
He cast the perfect Peter Parker to play Harry Osborne.
His perfect casting was with the villains

>>211619582
kek this
>>211619573
I feel like Spider-man in a way fits into that werewolf/monster fantasy thing girls love
>mysterious
>misunderstood
>dangerous but good and saves her life
>willing to be intimate to only her and reveal a part of himself to her
even as a guy I find the scenario extremely hot and romantic, probably because "saving the girl" is also a guy fantasy. Rami was a genius for this

>>211619712
Pseudo acknowledging that BDH should have been Mary Jane
Gwen Stacy in this movie is all the things MJ is in the Romita comics

>>211619712
I'm annoyed the two kisses aren't synched up here, though I know the gwen one is super short (lame)

>>211616385
>>211616418
Tobey was quite lucky

>>211620154
Agreed with everything you said but also I think the rain also plays a massive role in it all. Girls of every era love the idea of being kissed in the rain. Don't know why but it do be like that.

>>211620154
>gif
i mean shit, i don't even remember it being THAT steamy of a kiss scene, no wonder it's so iconic with millennial women, who were at the time all hormonal preteens.

>>211616639
>that Donnie Darko guy would have been better
He's too creepy

>>211615982
Kek

>>211616050
She literally looks cute in the first film, the other two are hit and miss

>>211619811
She didn't make peter watch though

>>211616660
she was ABSOLUTELY already fuckin' in 1994. probably for 4 or 5 years by then.

>>211616050
fake and gay opinion

>>211621268
You're brown.

>>211616387
This location reminds me of other short films that I've watched naked

>>211619712
It’s funny how guys always forget about the Gwen scene when bad mouthing MJ

>>211621668
The real guy she was horrible to was the astronaut, pretending he was peter and then leaving him at the alter.

>>211616418
yeah no shit

>>211620467
>Girls of every era love the idea of being kissed in the rain
oh yeh that's true too. Funny how in this case it made the kiss really hard for Tobey and Kristen, since it was so cold and tobey couldn't breathe
>>211620612
yeh, I remember especially loving the ending where she softly rubs her lips up his chin as she's pulling up his mask, it adds such a sentimental and loving part to the whole thing. I didn't even think their relationship was that bad in the first movie

>>211621668
Peter did nothing wrong. He should be "mouthing" every woman he rescues.

>>211622160
I couldn’t find a Virgin vs. Chad meme comparing black suit Spider-Man 3 to regular Spider-Man. Someone should make one. Go make me some.

>>211622307
>the symbiote on the bottom left
kek

>>211616212
>have a mostly lighthearted tone throughout the movie
>final fight is one of the most brutal beat downs in all of cinema
Why rami?

>>211616554
>>211619573
MTV Movie award winner for best kiss

>>211624479
It just feels real

>>211624479
because, unlike that hack joss wedon, he understands the importance of serious moments in crafting a meaningful story

>>211616227
Prepon as MJ and Grace as Spiderman was the perfect casting.

>>211625320
Genuinely one of the darkest scenes in any cape movie. No music, no cg, and the entire first half is just SM getting brutally destroyed. You can feel and remember every hit he takes and every scream he makes

ywn have your crush tell you to stop hunching

>>211615929 (OP)
You got some dirt in your eye?

>>211619712
aunt Claire was so hot back then

>>211616050
If she was written to be the Mary Jane of the comics, I'd agree but she's pretty much her own character and she plays it really well imo

>>211627126
The fact that she cares at all is a massive hint

>>211616554
mmm soaking wet tits dunst

>>211619914
they can't help it. always with their subversion tricks

>>211619712
I remember my mom took me to see SM 3 when it came out. She said Peter was a piece of shit for doing this.

>>211615929 (OP)
Such a shame she turned into this

>>211619573
Did you ask them to blow you upside down like the spiderman porn parody

>>211616181

ok..

>>211625132
Dude wtf

>>211616385
Tobey is an actor. He should shut the fuck up and do his job (acting)

>>211615982
Kek'd

>>211616660

>>211616385
Just when I thought he couldn't be more based

>>211630990

>>211625132
that little cumshot at the end had me in tears

>>211615929 (OP)
"Then you better whip them titties out!"

>>211633075

>>211629107
>Shame?

>>211629107
The worst thing she did is that she "fixed" her teeth.

>>211624479
fights are extremely serious and need to be shown as such. modern hollywoods made it look weightless and effortless so now every woman thinks she can take down a 280 lb man

Thread theme
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S_u03Nh7Uu8&pp=ygUkc3BpZGVybWFuIGxvdmVzIG1hcnkgamFuZSBib25lIHRodWdz

>>211627126
>you’re taller than you look
Funny how tobey is only 5’7

>>211626054
Topher can't act and has a weird name

>>211635522
It's short for Christopher

>>211634543
This, loved her snagglies.

>>211635538
So is Chris and that sounds normal

>(as if speaking to her like she actually made the thread): "too bad whore, you are ugly and ingrate. white people will extinct very soon. fucking whore pig very ugly I cut your tits off you slut"

>>211620315
wow, based tobey
the first movie is the best superhero movie ever made. The 2nd is good but people are retarded who think it's better than the first.

>>211629717
I loved Kiki's response to the hack
>"Thanks Apple!"
she didn't give AF,

>>211635605
It's the Xander version of Alexander

>>211632910
kek

>>211635674
qrd?

>>211636768
jesus christ dude if you can't figure it out based on the information you have available you're hopeless.

>>211636811
What fucking clues, which hack are you even talking about

>>211616660
something happened between 2008 and 2011, like a major life trauma

>>211616660
she was so fucking sexy when i was just 1 year old
it's not fair

>>211615929 (OP)
This is my last shot, say "fuckable"

>>211625132
>>211632910
top kek

>>211629107
Alcoholism?

>>211616660
She did a good job in the movie Crazy/Beautiful

>>211639531
>>211635674
>>211616554
why the fuck are her tits always so exposed? She looks like a bruce timm girl

>>211637099
Oh my God we really do share this board with underages. This yung'un doesn't remember the fappening.

>>211640237
Well it was a decade ago so you can’t blame them too much. Still was a goldmine. Jennifer Lawrence had the best tits

>>211615982
>proceeds to rape her while taking photos

>>211624479
He's a teenager fighting for his life, he's alone, no one knows his secret, no one will be there to rescue him if he can't move anymore, if he fails, his enemy will kill his aunt and the girl he loves
it's no longer time to laugh because "cool I can climb the wall and swing, it's so cool" he is a warrior fighting for justice

>>211643743
kino take

>>211643743
this dude gets it

>>211625132
Fucking jej

>>211615982
PARKER

>>211643743
I appreciate the MCU spider-man trying to do the same thing, but it was so much worse

6/10 redheads get the same amount of passes as 6/10 asians.

>>211647061
Because there are too many superheroes, too many allies who could come to his aid, a problem? There's Iron Man, Dr. Strange, Daredevil... Peter isn't as alone as he was at the end of Raimi's first Spider-Man; other people are there and can help him if the threat becomes too great, it is no longer a single superhero against several villains as in Raimi's universe.

>>211632910
she bakes cakes. she wins

Were women really like this back then?

>>211629107
she looks like a hot slampig mom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjaTIAoR5cM

this was cool as shit