SLUT GANG edition
/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Angie was in Jimmy's DMs
-- Jin says he was ENCOURAGED to be a pervert and they "fed him lines" about it
-- Ellie and Angelina stole Rachel's fishbucks
-- Direnc won $200 for giving Seth a panic attack
-- Ellie said she "wants to get cucked" and she hates Hasan and Destiny
-- Aryeh was involved with the Proud Boys years ago and he's afraid of being cancelled
-- They're doing a CANDY elimination again, Rachel has immunity (because the "script" has her in the final 2, lol), as does the person with highest STOX (currently Direnc)
-- Grand prize increased to 20K tentatively
-- Aryeh has ASSAULTED Rachel with beer, mustard and mayonnaise
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>>211615757
MPV door script now has a clickable map.
all credit to the original script creator gentoofag.
read the script for instructions and credits.
https://gofile.io/d/JES7lP
also shout out ppv.to
>It's a kiss Papa Sam's ass episode
God dammit
>We're already at the point where Sam is out of character and just sitting around to farm tts
Damn, this is always the moment when you know they realized the season is over.
>HEY SAM
>HEY SAM
>H- H- HEY SAM DO YOU LIKE WHAT I LIKE
>SAM! SAM! SAM!
Holy fuck I'm glad I'm no longer an MDE fan.
This is pathetic
After a long day of cutting cards into pieces the golem sleeps
havent watched for an entire day
have i missed anything or is it really dead?
it was funny but not it's just tts farming
not watching the rest of today :)
>>211617205he needs it, Extreme Piece of shit is about to drop
Iโm a zoom zoom who loves getting cucked by millennial chads
SAM PLEASE REAFFIRM MY TASTE IN MUSIC PLEASE
sam is basically into everything that his political contemporaries would hate or find too challenging
im brown and went to the ball brothers concert
is the PPV website shitting itself for anyone else? every other website is fine for me
please...please don't do another tts farming night like that one from s3.
that was worse than the production bar party from s2
>>211617232Its funny till it aint funny!
Come play some cozy poker and chat
https://www.pokernow.club/games/pglc_QGiYzePubA4PRai770xm
Has there been any nude slips of the girls besides the pig?
>>211617247drop the xitter @ faggot
>>211617264Apparently maejok is raping the server right now
bitch was tryna fuck CAMERON?
>pays $30
SAM SAM SAM DO YOU LIKE THING I LIKE???
this is who the show is catered towards
I hate this but acid bath rules
burt wants to fuck jin badly
>>211617279ellie has had a couple commando upshorts in bed
>>211617264I'm using the Uninformed Videos playlist and loving it
>>211617278idk how iโm sorry
>>211617265Neptroon weak mind
>>211617298She's a homie hopper.
>>211617299Paypiggers are not human
how are we at this point already
>>211617216this is like week 5 vibes this is so grim
>>211617299This is better than piggy spam
>>211617226I love this goofy nigga.
>>211617298>referring to jimmy as jameswonder if she called frank cameron in dm kek
>>211617297Oh, interesting.
>>211617331it's advantageous
a lot of this music sucks
Sam now parasocialmaxxing
Day 5 BTW
>>211617297Fake news, she's like 20 there
>>211617143 (OP)>soon to be File Deleted edition
>>211617299>SAM SAM SAM DO YOU LIKE THING I LIKE???This would be a good tts to make fun of all the gay tts
>>211617357I am not giving the wiggers a fucking dime
>>211617355Nigga used to be a chad
>>211617298not everybody wants to fuck everybody. sometimes it's enough to be seen by somebody as important as frank hassle from fish tank
>>211617348ape escape ost is rly good
soichi terada is a techno/jungle legend and most of his discog still holds up, this is the one thing im a faggot about
YO DUDE SHITTYBALLSHITPOO SLAPS DUDE SO SICK
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>>211617331>ego weaker than skim puppy piss
this is all the great sam hyde can come up with
him knowing the guy from ovlov is kind of crazy serendipity and sam doesnโt even acknowledge it lmao
>>211617298Women will do anything for clout. Mizzy is exactly the same but at least she has the self respect to try and go for Sam.
has anyone asked about a single good artist yet?
Is it actually possible to โhackโ the site to get free tokens? It seems so cheap and easy to manipulate
>day 5 feels like day 40
grim
Seth just leaked her Rachel's real name is Rachel Flores
>>211617298that's about as low as you can go really
>showing her meds to the cam
Kek
>>211617367right, women would never leverage sex for clout
>>211617385zappa is good and sam mentioned msi
God i wish that were me smashed up under sams shoulder
Man I hate guys like Freddie, has one everything, knows everyone, and if not, then his friends do this or that or whatever. Like, stop making shit up bro
>>211617369that stuff is fine but when its shit like one armed scissor at the drive in, that stuff is incredibly tame and seems to only impact people who grew up on mid stuff to begin with
>>211617385i like tangerine dream
>Hey Sam its squigly_steve from streamstars. Do you like oobie boogie and the dookie squad?
KICK THIS NONTENT OUT NOW
>>211617407Wtf she IS hispanic
Freddie is literally pre-LSD Charles Manson.
>the man who made Jet Neptune kill Fishtank forever
Time for me to carry my nontent princess off to bed!
>Freddie never heard of at the drivein
I am genuinely shocked
>>211617299Reminder that Jet is one of these orbiters. Watching him try to rip sams playbook while talking to Daniel and failing at it was funny. He is still a little kid with no spine. Hyde is a magnet for guys with severe daddy issues.
>>211617298invited him to the play room
>>211617424filtered by the fredster
>>211617385mindless self indulgence is killer
>>211617208That body language is wiiiiiild
>paying $30 US dollars to TTS these dumbass questions
>>211617415*holds up spork*
>>211617407Sheโs so fucked lmao
Time for another โhumiliation roundโ
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i wish i had $30 to tell daddy sam to listen to the system shock music
>>211617143 (OP)got i want to berry my tongue deep up that tight little zoomer ass
holy shit this is so bad even the threads are talking about their gay music taste
>>211617471system shock 2 ost is really gud
You're like.... acting like Cole. EUUUGHHH
ringu
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>>211617385Which of them arenโt good?
>>211617464who gives a fuck
she needs to go to b2.
we need more bedtime cunny.
>>211617299Is that whatโs happening? Iโm hogwatching.
>>211617464why do you do this mondocord
no one is in the chat here, you know this
>>211617454they're fine. couple chunes
>>211617471I've heard him talk about it before
First time Ellie has done something funny lmao
HOLY FUCKING CRINGE IM FINNA KILL MYSELF
she's rapped more words than she's spoken in the tank
Is this supposed to be embarrassing?
This just makes me like her more itโs cute
what the fuck is this shit I'm cringing so hard
>this got ellie on the show
What should be her punishment for being such a shameless pickme orbiter bitch?
we need some meme screens so Sam is influenced to leave as much as possible
this is power of god and anime on my side tier
See guys! It's that easy to get on!
Just apply.
>Jet saw this and wanted her on the show
Jesus Christ...
Sam on Joeyy "never heard of him" yikes
This or Tay's god and anime on my side video, which is more cringe?
Was that a dream sequence?
>>211617531she was a last minute replacement tbf
rapping. No wonder jet loves her
yooo she's into rap let's get her in here
epic rap battles face having ass
>>211617464No one cares about this unless youโre 14
>>211617531Last minute addition btw
>>211617531Mind you they had like a day to get a desperate. Jet probably said โwoah sheโs fucken hot doodโ and tha was that
>>211617535I hate Shadi so much
>>211617528Jet want's to fuck this
>>211617298> fishtank guys shes follows: jimmy, frank, tj> the two losers try to boast about it
>>211617531torture jet in the worst ways possible. useless simp
>>211617464Imagine watching on the website.
>>211617528>>211617505>>211617538>>211617542>>211617541Jet saw that and thought "I NEED HER TO RIM MY ASSHOLE"
>>211617458never actually listened to frank zappa award
her calling me a pedo just made me diamonds
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oh no...
SOMEONE GET A CLIP OF THAT AUDITION VIDEO THEY JUST PLAYED IN DIRECTOR CAM
The funniest part is that the messages Angie sent Jimmy (if she did) are probably completely normal fan-type messages and Jimmy is just an autistic retard
>this cast was supposed to be way better than pic related
...
>>211617534rimming white men
>>211617541I'm thinking of applying next time, but I'd probably get kicked for the same reason as Jin.
>>211617552>>211617560>>211617561still, she was the top of the list?
Was the show always this bad?
Its morally wrong to parade a barely legal 18 year old for a fanbase of 30+ gooner & goomer manchildren
>uhhh yeah itโs like do I get a prize?
>now say bitty I'm fitted
Jesus christ, Jet is such a pathetic simp
>>211617394I wish. At the least atmosphere would be thick with dread. This is pre-climax vibes, where shit slows to a crawl and they just farm paypigs before the finale.
Yeah so she just did a meme rap.
>yeah but.... what does she look like..
>is she thin..?
>Is she....asian..?......
jin
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>>211617559>umm cringe much?
>>211617392he rolled it in his fingers to show all the info
>>211617587first 3 days were great
wonder what happened!
>>211617541Dude get back in there and fuck with Rachel youโre the only one putting in effort to act
>freddy thinks jack vance is a musician
>I have never sent a fan message to anyone for any reason
>>211617596They're good women.
>THE ONE PEICE
>THE ONE PEICE IS WEEEEEAAAAALLL
>>211617143 (OP)neat, I guess I have a sunburned butt fetish
>>211617439>death gripping the bag of candy
rach
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She's actually 27
reminder that this was brian's audition tape and jet thought it was good and funny enough to have him on last minute
https://x.com/TonySimprano/status/1751765430044143996
In case some of you fellas are afflicted with the autism, pretty girls get a pass for everything in reality.
i closed the stream after it became sam fellatio hour, what was ellies audition
i can see why they picked her now kek
>>211617556I canโt remember why she did this
>>211617595i cant blame jet on this one, that is literally the hottest girl that has ever existed in human history
>>211617614sounds like a sad thing to do. weird mindset
>>211617575>if you haven't heard all 300 of his albums you've never listened to him
This is better in small doses than the pig wallowing in mayonnaise
>>211617531giving the producers a boner got her on the show
>>211617581the greatest cast of all 4 seasons
>>211617634She dropped the most fire track of 2025
>>211617653why did you crop out aryehs head kek
>>211617580we literally fucking saw them they were posted in the last thread she is a weird cringey clout goblin who is desperately trying to fuck him, Jimmy is the normal one in them
Jet
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>>211617572Post the real one
He either has a serious drug issue or has an diagnosed brain condition. Every decision he does makes NO SENSE!!!
>ellie is so boring they're playing her audition video on day 5
>>211617628flores is a very generic last name. Iโve known a few
Where the fuck are people watching the audition?
>>211617628>Spanish surnamewtf??? I thought she was a Jew
>>211617653i want to sniff her holes
https://x.com/Dragoon513446/status/1935169907970490592
>>211617614I have tried to hurt the feelings of people I'm genuinely a fan of on twitter and been blocked by them
>>211617648Only Jeff can save this show
>>211617658Lucky bastard Aryeh
>>211617543Joeyy's been posturing a lot since Sematary called Shed Theory nazis and they're probably trying to memory hole the fact that they ever worked together. Sounds familiar, right?
>>211617614the only tts i ever sent was "slyvia shut the fuck up" when she had been silent for 2 hours in season 1. she seethed about it for an hour
>>211617679There are Jews in Spain.
>>211617675>Even that as boringGrim
>>211617581It actually probably was the best season
>>211617588as a 30+gooner i have to reluctantly agree, but its awesome
>>211617640Im the weird one. Strange world
>>211617628Someone could possibly maybe allegedly call Rachel Flores' family and tell them that she needs to get off this show immediately and she's being abused. That would theoretically be funny perhaps.
>>211617659Shadi rocks whatever building she is every time she takes a step because she's a fat fuck
>>211617699Kek that's a good one
>>211617679lots of jews in latam and spain
>>211617659Sheโs a lying whore
>>211617543Considering those tweets joeyy made its possible they had a fallout.
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>>211617551But... who is the dreamer?
>>211617699the only one I ever sent with free tokens was โthat being saidโ and fatty said it at the same time. pretty good
>>211617428>only impact people who grew up on mid stuff to begin withits either this or they heard it on tiktok and now act like day ones
extremely gay either way
>>211617588That's probably exactly why they cast her
shaaawwwwtttyyyy got a dick pic from bicflaaaameee ~
got me singin like na na na na everydaaaayyyyyy ~
Have you guys heard of Marky Thompson? Haha right!
>>211617614I've only sent 1 to Frank thanking him for all the laughs back in the counter-strike griefing days
>>211617143 (OP)im in love with angie cause shes abused wanna fuck her
Eleanor Rigby
Counting the rice in the house where the kino once was
>>211617687It's what her discord orbiters call her, like an in-joke
>>211617711Nigga's ridges are getting deeper the angrier he gets.
>>211617687male version of eleanor
>>211617683i have no problem with this and love her even more now
>>211617670At this point, there are only three possibilities as to why Sam let's him ruin every season. Jet somehow got crazy inheritance and is bankrolling this, Sam has misguided loyalty as Jet joined at Sam's lowest, or Jet has actual and good blackmail against Sam.
>>211617658>18 year old being fed alcohol and drugs and forced to stay inside a crack house filled with cameras for internet dark web livestream
>>211617581the great shit the wiggers pulled off and we'll never see it again
King kruel and together Pangea are good
They rip one might say
>>211617676The town and age are too perfectly matched imo
>>211617711Looks like my nut sack
>>211617683Kek wtf? Jet is such a retard but hey i like ellie so jet w???m
are those bruises on ellies face
>Best way for Fishtank to make money is for Sam to sit around and answer โdo you like Xโ questions
>>211617629Brian is an always has been a huge fag. The fact that Jet thought he was a Chad character is hysterical.
>>211617676i know a mandy flores
>>211617748I think he just picked him up at a low time and sees him as a pet project
Ellie / Leonard: Anti Dad rap
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750215644832114.mp4
NAME ONE (1) FISH MORE NONTENT THAN ELLIE
inb4
>Teddy
was the most talkative for days, produced early burt kino, acted like a faggot it was AWESOME
>Meg
got into fights with jimmy and was kinda funny
>Mauro
got into fights with sylvia
>>211617675>fishtank is so boring theyโre playing audition tapesbravo goran
>>211617729Oldheads remember when they gave out free tokens during season 1
>>211617641give one of his "Shut Up 'n Play Yer Guitar" albums a listen then come back and apologize and call me your superior
>>211617424He's diet Alex B
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riveting content, holy shit, not even midnight and everyone's already spent, amazing guys, great job this season
Ellie Audition
https://gofile.io/d/8bbNoU
>>211617588>Its morally wrong to parade a barely legal 18 year old for a fanbase of 30+ gooner & goomer manchildrenThat is a side effect consequence of them including her. The real reason Jet included her is so he can fuck her and make her rim his asshole.
freddy would have been a good s3 fish.
>>211617694sematary also seemingly stopped caring about that. he just shouted out smokedope2016 who's really tight with shed theory and 1team
>>211617581it was. s3 had lots of duds and the best one were one note
Oh boy, Daniel's here to fuck up the vibe
>>211617641Listen to uncle meat
>>211617588>SHES A 18 YEAR OLD LEGLA ADULT YOU SICK FUCKget a fucking grip retard clown, why do millennials wanna infantize the next generation, cause you're a 32 year old man child?
This song is huge on Ontario radio just saying
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9mJ82x_l-E
dan here to ruin the vibe
>>211617773The project is over. It's been 10 years and that's more than enough to see he hasn't improved.
>>211617784Usually this shit never kicks off until midnight and they're already getting ready for bed.
>>211617748>Sam has misguided loyalty as Jet joined at Sam's lowestIt's this. Sam literally had no one and was probably suicidal when Jet moved across the country to edit videos for free. Hate Jet as much as you want but these niggas have an unbreakble bond.
>>211617543is there a clip?
>>211617780this perspective is insane and hurts me
daniel in the confessional to ruin the vibes
>>211617810the vibe was already fucked when paypigs started asking their daddy for validation
People hating on this just dont listen to music
>>211617765we've known this forever, this is what it always devolves into after Jet inevitably fucks the show and they need to recover
HULU
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>>211617581Best House
Best Cast
Best Seasson
The music talk is gay, but bringing in all the boys to the CR to "hang out" is funny
>>211617775this is impressive, its like anti-music
>>211617780How is she doing that?
>deftones, incubus and tool
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>211617765Clearly it works
That's their audience now
The question is why does /TV/ still have an /ftl/ general if this is what the audience is like
really turning on this daniel fella
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Y'all fw DPRK cam?!
>>211617835>im 25 and only listen to music like deftones>im such a heckin based zoomernah youre a fucking faggot with no taste
Daniel popping in to say he likes Gorillaz, Radiohead, Kanye and Travis Scott.
>>211617842Smaack the snaack was always doing stuff
>>211617846Is this supposed to be funny?
BEER
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>your beer, Sire
>>211617846I want this on a tshirt
>>211617797I wouldโve switched him out with Ian
>>211617765sam tts farming happens at least once a season.
>sam would get laughed off /mu/ any time before 2018
imagine my surprise
>>211617857This is what I imagine you guys listen to
>>211617859to hate watch the show and bant. without these threads we would not be watching
>>211617863My man just pulled up on Big Kim in some baller ass shit this a movie fr
Jets fuming that sam is generating way more attention than he could dream of.. has to pull the interviews out
>when I was 15 I decided I either wanna become an escort or a stripper
Bitch got one shotted
>>211617818https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTmdjCxijx0
>>211617739aryeh's schnoz
>when I was 15 I wanted to escort
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>>211617876Would love to watch this nigger bitch get kwab'd
I hope they play the girl who didnt show up
>>211617815The power imbalance between a 30 year old and 18 year old means the 30 year old can groom and isolate, its a sickness and troon behavior like how a troon manipulates a confused teen into being trans, and needs to be discouraged and shamed.
>wanted to be an escort or stripper since 15
damn
>>211617891i think /mu/ died when WCD died
the soul of that place just evaporated overnight
>>211617846even she knows she's a neanderthal
oof
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Why doesn't she wear make up on the show
I only listen to videogame OSTs because that's the only place musicians are actually trying and experimenting anymore
>sam saying rap is a gay psyop
>daniel and seth say tyler the creator is good
LMAO
>>211617914She's uh...she's a uh...*cough* a uh, good woman.
>I want to eat bugs
SEND THEM IN
>>211617846this is offensive to sensitive young men
>>211617897She catfished us
I feel like Sam could convince Burt to stop pestering him about the prize money if he somehow gave him Alex B
>there is nothing I'll say no to either
>>211617929its a vessel for kpg now
>>211617803That's kinda cool I don't really like nu Sematery shit but SD2016 is one of my favorite artists from that side of music, he absolutely nails the early soundcloud sound but God damn it makes me feel old that the music I listened to is already being used as a gimmick.
Feel like him and Sam prob have no beef but associating with him is career suicide
>>211617786>>211617775worse part about it is that she memorized this shit for the video lmao
>aussie will he anything
muh dick
>>211617936my bogan crackwhore stripper wife with a murderous brother
>>211617925i honestly don't understand why that's so hard for people to understand
freddy is a good guy but i know too many diy scene burnout retards who are exactly like him to tolerate this
>both girls' auditions reference them getting fucked
this feels like something they'd do near the end of the season
>>211617938She's not afraid of her own face like Binx
>you will never find direnc while walking down the street and lead her down an alleyway
>>211617826Sam needs to realize that Jet is simply using Sam's name to get pussy and free money with no effort. Drop his ass, have Jan, Ben, and Luke run Famous House rethemes.
>>211617786>you will never fuck her while you calls you a pedo
They need to put Ellie in a special jumpsuit that has plastic spikes or something all over it so she can never lie down.
Also she has to finish a Monster for every 2 beers Freddy downs.
Wait no, the opposite of that: Freddy has a beer countdown of 4 in the morning and 4 in the evening and for every 2 that he's short by Ellie has to drink a Monster. Freddy less beer = Ellie more monster, vice versa
Oh uhm... They won't play every video of everyone that auditioned would they
Mine was incredibly cringe
be ungovernable
do crack with strange men
>>211617876Iโm not a waifufag but youโre right at least this is cute
>have you ever had a ghetto person from Australia? no
>>211617969kek i clicked on this just as her audition interview ended
Damn she looked really good on that vid
>>211617936I will eagerly and lovingly apply a lip scrub to my dearest Direnc
> says she's from sydney in the audition video not melbourne
she is the sister of that infidel stabber
play the autism girl audition
now that was wife material
>>211617978Post it bro, I won't laugh
>>211617873Did he say this actually
is daniel an alcohol already I thought he's like 22
>>211617929RIP WCD
that killed it and all the poptimism shit. havent been on /mu/ in years.
>>211617917>wot's that shall i spit shine your shoe milord?!
>>211617986He does manual labor in the outback
>>211617846their newspapers are pretty funny desu
>>211617987Theyre speedrunning fishtank
>>211617873rap? you mean retards attempting poetry?
>>211617971harsh binky trvke
>>211617987nah they are setting the stage for how far they supposedly will go. It's gonna ramp up soon, probably something to do with the week 2 "twist". Or the wiggers are really bored
Is Sam being his real self right now? At least 80% authentic right?
>>211618015holy shit lmao
>>211618009A lot of autists love alcohol cause it helps them silence the autist thoughts.
>>211618009autism and alcohol are a match made in hell. I wish I never started drinking 10 years ago
keep doing audition tapes
"bro I like the deftones too" is lame
>>211617971>binx out of nowhererent free
>farm Sam TTS so everyone starts feeling all wholesome and forgets the constant fuck ups
freddy carrying the season
>>211617925>>211617925>>211617964>groom>isolatetwitter tranny nonsense terms too, bro, you are TERMINALLY online. the same fucking fags from universities that look to giver everything a spin trendy word. whats next, creep and weird? Fuck off with your trash, she'll be fine retard. Give her the benefit of the doubt of bearing the weight of responsibility and accountability.
fucking loser.
>>211618015That's actually hilarious lmao. I'm guessing Aryeh wrote it
Freddy is sams favorite this season
>>211618006yes. He sat on the arm of the couch, leaned in, and after being asked by Seth what he listens to, he named those four off verbatim and literally no one commented or responded.
>>211617986west sydney is a ghetto, perth isn't
>>211617911Sam has that 90's kid older brother taste in rock music lol not even bashing it I love it
>>211617902Highlight of Season 3:
> A two-week-long, 24/7 secretly livestreamed gaslight set inside a satirical mid-2000s MTV-style reality show, where contestantsโranging from typical fame-hungry hopefuls to hypersexual paranoid schizophrenicsโare manipulated into believing theyโre becoming celebrities as the show slowly spirals into a surreal torture house.Highlight of Season 1:
>A guy sprays mustard on the wall>A fat guy falls down
>>211617839Daniel get out
>people are paying $20 a pop to ask Sam if he likes random bands
there is no hope for society.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKpSSl2Ouqo
>ashrae fax
alright have to concede that's a good shout from sam
why do fat women all smoke menthols
>What do you think about Death Grips
This is a fucking fatal sentence I'm sick of hearing
>>211617765Do you like very popular band?
Sam and/or Freddy: Yeah
TTSer satisfied?
>>211618015Based Aryeh dropping the trvke of the decade
you know its grim when sam is smoking cigarettes instead of a cigar
>>211618015who writes these lol
the israel declares war on itself article was pretty good too
>>211618069Australia is a nigger filled ghetto.
you now remember the making-of thing they released for S2 with jet sitting there laughing to himself about meg's audition tape while everybody else hastily does the technical preparations last minute
you now remember this fat retard actually thought that a phlegmatic fat chick going on roblox with a goldstriker skin and bullying children while spamming nigger then getting banned would somehow translate into an interesting reality show contestant
>>211618065Without question. Why is that?
>freddy spits after seeing sam spit
lol cute
>>211618076>there is no hope for society.you would know you fucking tayjeet
I DON'T CARE ABOUT COCKSUCKERS COCKSUCKING SAM DO ANYTHING ELSE
good woman , good Audition
lmao sam having his first ever menthol live and liking it
>Iranian supreme leader warns: "The battle begins"
WWIII BOYZ
>>211617846disturbingly accurate. the hoes' rape programming has completely reawoken thanks to judaism. i have mixed feelings about it. crying is really hot.
Sam do you like apples?
oh Sam don't sleep on oranges. Oranges can go crazy too.
>>211618033As in is he really completely miserable? Yes.
>>211618015was this aryeh? it's funny and also sounds like and looks like him
>>211618096Those are menthols lol
>>211618009He drinks every single day and asks for beer constantly. Angie is the same way and also 22 but its incredibly cute and endearing because she's adorable (yawn)
please kick daniel out of the confessional
>>211618103he does funny things and is eager to participate in everything
>>211618076your gimmick is tired
>>211618103He doesn't know who sam actually is and treats him like everyone else.
>>211618023>nah they are setting the stage for how far they supposedly will goNo. No they're not retard. They're not doing anything. They're sitting in the basement looking at twitter and are like "uhhhhhhh what should we do?....uuuuuuhhh play their auditions lol"
Fuck you. They have nothing planned dipshit.
whats there to live for
who needs the peace corps
Freddie is honestly the last type of guy Sam would like
>>211618115Don't get too excited.
>>211618113literally a crack whore
i used to do street fighter 2 metal guitar covers :(
i gotta get back in to the shit
New Viagra Boys fucking sucks, Freddy is insane
>>211618108Tayleigh makes my heart feel warm and fuzzy because she's so cute and she gives me something to look forward to every week
>Sam likes the old Armored Core OSTs
alright I'm thinking we're so back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QC_b5L5dup4
>>211618120this would actually go really hard as a tts, he might even laugh
>>211618015>the most insidious propaganda since triumph of the willlmfao
>>211618100niggers didn't make it in west sydney, there were too many lebs and polynesians already there that beat them out
>>211618137this, they literally admitted earlier that they don't have any ideas
>>211618154She looks and sounds like idubbbz wife. I'm not joking.
>>211618145you're too judgemental
>>211618146just kens theme honestly.
>>211618076Fucked up how you have some reasonable takes but still like Tayleigh
>>211618141nahh he's just an authentic passionate retard, he's exactly the type of guy sam likes. maybe minus the alcoholism lol
>>211618115ermmm do i have to go into work tomorrow? derp
>>211618145Bro all good women smoke crack with strange men and spread their assholes for cash
This is a pathetic season
Luis J Gomez is selling an AlphaBrain ripoff coffee with a fully ChatGPT generated website, of course Sam respects him
"BodyBrain Coffee"
>>211617925Men have inherent power imbalance over men and it's a good thing retard
Daniel has only one way to fix this. The vibes are irreparably ruined. He has to give up on the show. He had to just start beating the shit out of Angie, really wailing on her. Then get a BPD fishtank orbiter after he's kicked. Its the only optimal path.
>>211618120If you spend money on a TTS for this, I'd laugh, so consider it.
notice how Daniel has literally nothing to add to this conversation but insists on staying
>>211618191This would put S4 top for me only if the entirety of production commits suicide straight after.
I muted the director cam I'm just waiting for them to play other audition tapes
>>211617464Because you didn't buy the pass. Fuck you, pay us.
>>211618134He is a fucking loser that keeps making shit up
>DO WE ALL AGREE BONO SUCKS?
Freddy: Bono is a beautiful human being...
Sam:HE'S A CIA FAG
>>211618115two more weeks
>>211617936I want to smell those holes
>>211618191nigger shut the fuck up about daniel
>>211618207a hog never washes
>>211618195>oh they're laughing>hahah-->oh they stopped laughing>...
>>211618076you probably paid tayleigh to $20 to say "fuck yeah dood"
>>211618191Extremely Jimmy-esque post, sorry to say
I hope fred and seth bully the 2 autistic fucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC9jISKU25E
best 3rdstrike track
>>211618225He was cool until jet neutered him
>>211618156https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jrbj4c6KqK4&
Freddy has grown on me alot. He's completely authentic
>>211618246Hes proof its works
jet you need to make the call. save this show
best 3rd strike character
>>211618253NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>211618261Remember Binx did her weird lesbo shit when she was just trying to sleep
>>211617581we'll never have famous house again
>>211618156>Somebody just TTS'd saying this was the best oneBAAASED
confessional right now is a whole different kind of torture
>>211618225he was a good foil to jin and ary. dude is completely lost now
>Joy Divison goes hard! Especially the Ian Curtis epilepsy dance!
I bet Sam is going to google Joy Division and have his mind blown. 30 dollars well spent.
bro we need freeloaders already
holy shit
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Today I learned that this is the average /tv/ poster
>>211618284We are the fish
>>211618290Parasocial faggots lol
Get arye in the CR right now
>>211618103not trying to be epicly based for sam
Sam is so pissed at Daniel lmao
been reading the youtube comments on jelly roll videos from dipshit hicks saying they got sober because of him and it's much more entertaining than fishtank right now
>>211618298Thats just Ben
>>211618298nah its all le wrong generation zoomers
>hey sam do you like deftones??? older brother core XDDD
>>211618296Been saying this when Jin was booted
damiel should have immediately been sent right in as a stopgap til they figure shit out
>>211618286the guy who hated jin the most needed him more than anyone else
https://youtu.be/DpxmVhMRxQA
Fred on the drums
>>211618319He was warmly welcomed into the chill dudes chat TTS farming session and his first statement was
>My favorite music is Gorillaz, Radiohead, Kanye and Travis Scott
the vitriol from Sam is hilarious, we're probably not seeing him for the rest of the week after this
>>211618103he's literally just a burnout normie that's there to fuck around and drink beer and have fun. infinitely better than gay fans that suck sam's dick
>>211618321i hate coomers so much
>>211618169maybe if you're a faceblind autistic
Season 3 didn't need a Sam TTS Farm Session until the pull-up challenge
>>211618175all them bro. also megaman x and zelda 64/majoras mask
it was back when YT was still extremely hostile to covers. even if you put proper credits in the description. i got dmca'd by trivium, metallica and blink 182 all at once. than my video game shit the month after. back in like 2008
>>211618329seth is practically a freeloader. he hasnโt done shit
>>211618359Me too bro can I get that clip though?
>>211618298this type of guy hasn't existed since the obama administration
Excellent Sam is at the buddy buddy with the fish segment of the show
write it down
write it down twice
None of these smoothbrains listen to Supertramp.
Daniel is so worried about people liking him kek
>>211618354he's literally in hell right now
>>211618383go find it yourself
What happened with Ellie? I wasn't watching.
>>211617841HAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IM JEREMY GOLD, WELCOME TO FAMOUS HOUSE
They're making $35 a second
>>211618353Did anyone clip that lol
>>211618298not being interested in music is the strongest indicator of low iq lol
>Daniel saying he wikes the old tywer the cweatow stuff where he's edgy
zoomers, man
I always found it weird sweetwater sends you candy and personal mail like they know you
Where's the rest of the audition tapes Jet?
>>211618353that was genuinely brutal. i know the dude is literally retarded but holy shit
>>211618384They do they all grew up and went down the lolbert to facist pipeline
>>211618412maybe now they can afford to kick rachel
>>211618379heard about redbar in one of these theads during s2 and a year later got really into it lol
Freddy agreeing with everything Sam says lol
>>211618433jimbo orbiting gook whore
Cole should bring back his YouTube playlist, he had good taste that wasn't entirely /mu/fag
Sam not even playing his character this season is the most disappointing part of it all
>TTS: Sam why are you here spending your life with these retards
>Freddy: He's a daddy it was daddy's day
uhhhhhh
>>211618354honestly it seemed like he was having fun just talking to the new guy and freddy until the tts onslaught started
any ouija macc fans?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8EnGcXjrnw
>>211618447>gave it a yearthere you go
How do you build a bubble of safety for women while also showing them you are not a pussy
>>211618441I know but they way the emails and letters Iโve gotten are way too personal to come from a company lol
Seth> Daniel
undeniable Trvke
>>211618463that's a jin-level offense
>>211618478By having money and being muscular
>>211618426guitar center is worse though. Those faggots will randomly call me and ask if i want to buy a new guitar or pedal
>>211618251Reminder that Jet will never take responsibility for anything he causes. It's always imagined haters.
>>211618486daniel is probably better for content. seth is just a guy
SOMEONE BOUGHT THE FISHBNB TO HANG OUT WITH ELLIE
>day 5
>sam and jet are coming up to talk to the fish outside of the context of challenges
it's actually over
>>211618486This is a universal truth that everyone knows. Nobody fucking likes Daniel.
>>211618465>Ouija Macc>Picture that>Lil midget, 6 foot money stack
Which one of you freaks are responsible for this? Fess up
40 year old for Ellie to date, who will it be?
>>211618463the best twist of the season would be if freddy was the one to bring up marky
>>211618349I got the vibe that Daniel is more neurotic autistic than he often acts, he's suppressing his autism to a huge degree. He's dependent on alcohol for this as well.
Anyway, he literally said he enjoyed being around Jin but he thought that was bad because "he's a bad person". He has autistic black and white thinking, he didn't comprehend the nuance of Jin trying to be funny by doing edgy jokes.
He has similar levels of comprehension as Aryeh.
If you ever think he's anything less than 80% autistic, just do a quick face-check and you'll remember that he's literally facially deformed from autism which only happens at 60% or higher levels.
>>211618486daniel is awful so yeah no shit
>they're already prostituting freshly 18 Ellie
I hope somebody capped Ellie jumping just then, that was a nice tummy shot.
wow she is a dumb kid, not asking for any % of that?
>We got jet 15! We got jet 15k!
bros..idk if i can keep watching this shit
$15k to hang out with 18 year old Ellie
I guess that financially makes up for the damage over the past 16 hours
jet just whored his daughter out for 3 silver coins
For your consideration: stinky sweaty sex with drench.
What did jet do to ellie? Pimp her out
>"sowwy i took yew spot"
>doesn't move
I would pay 15k for a night with Ellie
she should've asked for like $5k to do it
>>211618486Dan was better until Jet got pissy with him and said stop acting like Cole and then he stopped doing shit
>>211618539literally zero semblance of a personality
>>211618478Just bee yourself
>>211618565total fucking faggot, hope he dies tbqh
his contribution to the conversation?
>>211618527>he's suppressing his autism to a huge degree. He's dependent on alcohol for thisRelatable, that makes me hate him less.
ellie just fingered herself
>>211618568someone bought the 15k fishtoy for a date with ellie
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>>211618544She was held back in school and she hangs out with discord freaks online
>>211618568someone bought the 15k finge to have a romantic dinner with ellie
>>211618586he said he likes imagine dragons LMAO
Making an account as fast as possible to spam tts at the freak that paid $15k to talk to ellie
>>211618586STOP ACTING LIKE COLE.
Daniel needs to fucking die
>>211618586A half hearted defence of Imagine Dragons.
>>211618577sheโs just too young. thatโs why s3 was so interesting for the first half. they were fully developed fucked up people
>>211618586video gayme sowndtwacks an anime osts
>go jerk off some more
holy based himothy, is a burt hater
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insanely caked up
>>211618623and conversely why payton was such a nontent will o wisp
>>211618608theres no way someone actually did, its 100% a bit. they will bring in some rando craigslist actor or something
>>211618577I get she will be jets new fuck toy but she is just simpbait i hate it
>>211618623ellie is payton's age
someone is paying 15k to have a date with ellie lol
why does angelina have a limp? lol. lmao
>>211618670youโre making my point for me
>sam's face during the tayleigh TTS
says everything
SHOUTOUT BUTTON EYE CROCHET
>>211618633Jet asked Ellie if she was okay with a 35 year old guy coming to hang out with her for a couple of hours. She asked to have a safe word + gang signs for if they have to intervene.
Payton was way more mature than This Gook she was a real Model
Sam are you coming to bumfuck fuckassville?
He's just like me because I always wear the same clothes
What did the TTS say? I'm watching Ellie instead of /mu/tank
>>211618704He should have said warning beanies take 2+plus years to ship
yeah Ellie is not going anywhere
>>211618703he didnt have to shout her out and he did. You're making shit up in your head.
rachel is such a hateful cunt lmfao
RACHEL IS GOING TO SUE AND HER 6 5 HUSBAND IS GOING TO BEAT UP SAM
>>211618718he doesnโt shit where he eats
>>211618684I have no idea what you're talking about but Payton was the one person under 21 s3 and ellie is the one person under 21 season 4.
>>211618426the candy is nothing compared to the weird phone calls
>>211618733How does this bitch not know they hate her?
>>211618623Age has nothing to do with content levels. She has no excuse
This is why Sam being on The show almost every single day is a good thing because he knows how to roll with the punches.And he's very personable at times so once they knows dive.He knows how to correct the ship a bit
will we get an ellie version of this?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750214748576257.webm
is the music spam still going? can someone ask if they like techno producer mark ernestus, who could also be referred to using his last initial?
>>211618757she barely knows how to walk
>>211618747and payton was famously the most boring s3 fish who had no personality or interests you dumb fuck
Seems like Cowboy is the only consistent member of the crew that has skills and isn't some disgusting slob
The pay must be really good for him to hang out with these guys
Did Jet give an ETA on when the Ellie paypig is showing up?
>>211618737Yeah she is baller
>>211618662freddy is so kawaii copying sam
beer
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I don't drink.
>>211618734go get your neck checked out, loser
>sam says hes never drank
>clear evidence of him drinking a beer on s2
Did Sam punk Cringeleigh? What happened
>>211618747extrapolate from my first comment? theyโre both too young to be interesting as a person, not the case all the time, but most the time
>>211618718get at me brotha
why is he looking at him like that
>>211618761The OC makers all dipped after season 1
>>211618792drinking one single beer when you're that big barely counts as drinking
you guys actually believe someone payed the 15k for the date and that this isnt a bit jet and them had planned in advance ? kek
>>211618764It's now life advice questions. We have gone back in time to 2022 to MDE STREAMS on YT. Honestly I'd much prefer that and his Fallout 3 streams to watching retards being tortured.
>>211618779He's the uncle figure that protects the wiggers from Sam's abuse
>>211618726can't wait to meet you ellie, my wife hasn't been putting out, you better be all dolled up when I get there
>>211618792feel like he had beers in s3 as well but itโs all mushed together. though one beer is different from getting buzzed
>>211618776Payton would kick your faggot ass all over the gayborhood you live in you little bitch.
>>211618825waiting for a queue
>any advice for women?
yeah read all the links on the side of r/redpillwomen
>>211618792>erm, actually, Sam took a sip of beer in season 2are you retarded?
>>211618837you think they plan things in advance? kek
no fish will ever top letty
>>211618841oh no now i'm horny again
>>211618804>the fake sniff he did immediately knowing how cringe that shit was
>>211618825sam is so uncomfortable around daniel and i don't blame him at all
>>211618855im not an obese advil chugging mygot untermensch under contract not to hurt her so i would simply knock her out
>>211618876burt mogged this whore
>fat hog trying to get jet to come up
>>211618843Sorry I meant to quote
>>211618703
>>211618876many are saying this
>>211618876ellie's gonna peg her
>>211618876abi topped letty
>>211618905Omg he heckin jacked off and said the same thing again!
when are we gonna see rachels tape
>>211618761I wish evey Josiepedo would just fuck off
>>211618874if this guy shows up anytime tonight you can be sure its a bit, what are the odds the paypig would live within a short driving distance?
regardless, i dont believe its legit. its a bit 100% and honestly cant believe anyone would think otherwise
>>211618938what? fuck you!
>>211618908yeah imagine being 18 and some 40 yr old dude payed 15k to go on a date with you
Fat bitch is leaving! God is good!
>>211618938Omg she heckin played with poop and cry the same thing again!
>>211618959its just another bait, ill celebrate another jet L once shes off the screen for the night
>>211618984Did he talk about hwndu
>>211618922smelly ellie won't even take off her socks
FUCK HER
>>211619012Still donโt know what this is, some kind of Shia Lebuff meet up? Makes no sense
>>211619012talked about meeting shia
>>211619012yeah seth brought it up
This is close to being cleaning week bad.
Does Aryeh sleep 12 hours every day?
>>211619057red man woo :D
>>211618997the joke is that the broom is her transportation and she is a witch
>>211619048https://youtu.be/_p4h3jwJob0?si=oEGIUnwsjwDaFc0I
>>211619085Shia lebuff is based though
what is this instagram ad anime girl shirt daniel is wearing
>>211618597Id love to breed her and give her retard children
>>211619085>>211619133>9 years agoCan't believe I'm nostalgic for 2016
>>211618876True but a whore is just a whore. She was just the first one.
God i hate rachel so fucking much
alright that fall made me lol