Thread 211622388 - /tv/ [Archived: 1339 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:58:59 AM No.211622388
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>rustic, beautiful
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:00:38 AM No.211622443
Why does his chopping board need a chopping board?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:01:16 AM No.211622456
>mom I made the same exact threadโ€ฆAGAIN!!!!
Just fucking kill yourself my guy. Gordon is the shakespeare of the culinary artsโ€ฆhe will be remembered for centuries. Your own family will forget about you within 3 years
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:02:47 AM No.211622505
>>211622443
wow i never noticed it til now
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:03:00 AM No.211622510
>>211622388 (OP)
>look at that cheese, cold and unmelted
>beautiful
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:08:00 AM No.211622666
>>211622388 (OP)
It's an American porvery food. It was probably the first grilled cheese he has ever made in his life.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:10:56 AM No.211622787
This looks a bit like genuine bread. So it wasn't filmed in America.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:35:01 AM No.211623644
>>211622443
So it goes faster
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:43:56 AM No.211623962
>crusty, busted
>beautiful
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:46:18 AM No.211624051
>>211622787
Weird insult. Do you think the entire country has fake bread or something?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:47:15 AM No.211624082
>>211622388 (OP)
for me its the orange fool
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:54:54 AM No.211624372
>>211624051
Bakeries are a niche thing in the US. You're a corn based society
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:58:44 AM No.211624512
>>211622388 (OP)
>Two cinderblocks of bread
>cheese still completely intact in the middle.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:01:40 AM No.211624625
>>211622388 (OP)
Not melted, Raw.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:02:43 AM No.211624666
>>211624051
The bread here is made with shitty emulsifiers and additives in order to satisfy americans and their nigger tier tastes.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:04:32 AM No.211624731
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fat botox pig
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:06:05 AM No.211624783
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>>211624666
>I SLICED THE BREAD IS TASMANIA
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:06:31 AM No.211624800
>>211624666
And to keep it preserved for mass production, shipping and grocery store shelf stability. American bread is more akin to a kind of gum.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:07:00 AM No.211624819
The one where he grills a burger he literally goes through and salts every fucking topping individually.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:07:27 AM No.211624840
>>211624372
Bakeries are not a niche thing at all in the US.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:09:46 AM No.211624917
>>211624800
>>211624666
I'll let you in on a secret, you can go one shelf over in the grocery store and buy bread without that stuff in it.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:09:59 AM No.211624926
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>>211622388 (OP)
anyone have any webms of when he tried doing the grilled cheese again and still fucked it up?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:10:02 AM No.211624927
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>>211624819
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:10:18 AM No.211624935
>>211622443
Because its the rustic way of chopping a toast in half, duh
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:17:47 AM No.211625181
>>211624917
Lol no you can't even the "healthy" alternatives are filled with additives unless you deliberately go to a market that sources stuff locally
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:18:11 AM No.211625194
>>211624927
This has to be a self-aware bit.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:19:28 AM No.211625232
>>211625181
Or just go to a bakery, of which there are dozens in every city. Or even use the bakery in the grocery store
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:21:56 AM No.211625319
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>>211625232
>. Or even use the bakery in the grocery store
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:22:04 AM No.211625321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIesCd4I4hU
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:22:56 AM No.211625359
>>211625181
you retard you can get fresh bread, they make it in front of you. this aint truffles man
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:23:05 AM No.211625367
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>>211625194
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:23:47 AM No.211625390
Wonder bread is delicious
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:25:10 AM No.211625448
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>>211622456
Shut the fuck of Gordon before you make yourself cry again.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:26:11 AM No.211625492
>>211624926
what the fuck is this, why is he in the middle of a race track
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:26:38 AM No.211625516
>>211622443
civvies wouldnt get it
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:27:43 AM No.211625572
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>>211625181
>SIMPLE
>RUSTIC
>FINGERSAUCE
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:28:47 AM No.211625621
>>211625359
You think all kind of flour is this bleached white flour you are used to. There are dozens of types of flours
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:29:00 AM No.211625635
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>>211625492
>TEXAS COUNTY
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:31:39 AM No.211625707
>>211625621
>you just dont UNDERSTAND man, they mix the flour, water, and yeast DIFFERENT in europe. It's just more REAL bro
you are the most exhaustingly stupid kind of person
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:33:02 AM No.211625747
>>211625181
>unless you deliberately go to a market that sources stuff locally
Are you pretending that whole foods is some small niche "market"
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:46:52 AM No.211626200
>>211625707
>noooo America must always win in an argumnet
>America has all those niche hamburger places with lots of variety and we're proud of it
>but the same can't be true for Europeans and their bread

You lack introspection
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:50:43 AM No.211626325
>>211626200
what do hamburgers have to do with whether you can get good fresh bread in america

stop conflating, dumbfuck
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:56:44 AM No.211626512
>>211624783
>half cooked slimy eggs

this shit is disgusting
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:58:22 AM No.211626568
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>>211626325
It's widely documented

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FovIyqov1uA
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:01:06 AM No.211626651
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How do you end up with this as the result and still post the video?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:01:41 AM No.211626670
>>211622787
>America bad!
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:03:32 AM No.211626742
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>>211626651
HE WAS IN TASMANIA
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:06:32 AM No.211626811
>>211625707
Yes they literally do. That was the initial point. Here the fda regulates shit so terribly that the vast majority of bread out on store shelves is shit compared to what you find in western europe. Its the same with eggs, why do you think american eggs have to be refrigerated where even in 3rd world shit holes eggs can be left out with no issue?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:07:45 AM No.211626851
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>humans are da real monsters!
BRAVO TOGASHI
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:07:53 AM No.211626855
>>211626670
no, just the bread
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:08:07 AM No.211626868
>>211622443
Do americans really?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:08:47 AM No.211626891
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>>211626855
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:09:37 AM No.211626922
>>211626811
I buy my eggs from a 3rd world coworker's husband who has a dozen chickens
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:09:56 AM No.211626936
>>211626891
We talking about bread here, dude. Not points and (You)s.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:10:38 AM No.211626965
>>211626936
Stop talking like a redneck dude.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:10:47 AM No.211626976
>>211626811
They do it just for selling and presentation I believe. Actually I just remembered that they remove the protective shield by cleaning the eggs too much. That's why they have to refrigerate it. At least 10 years ago, I'm not up to date.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:11:43 AM No.211627016
>>211624372
I can't think of a grocery store that I've been to in my city that didn't have their own in house bakery.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:11:49 AM No.211627020
>>211626976
protective shield
*protective layer
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:12:29 AM No.211627045
>>211624927
Nobody with any kind of cardio vascular issues can ever eat at his restaurants. Fuck, he even salted the onions..
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:12:40 AM No.211627054
>>211626811
Thirld world eggs dont get washed so they last longer
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:14:18 AM No.211627110
>>211627016
Again, Europe has those too. And those are not genuine bakeries making genuine bread.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:15:46 AM No.211627146
>>211627110
>And those are not genuine bakeries making genuine bread.
You're retarded.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:16:29 AM No.211627169
>>211626811
Itโ€™s really sad that I know your grocery store makes fresh bread in house but you just buy the cheap shit on the shelf. You probably donโ€™t even know that section exists.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:16:41 AM No.211627176
Europeans are just eternally cucked, aren't they? They actually cannot conceive of anything without relating it back to America in some way. Utterly mindbroken
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:17:51 AM No.211627205
Ok, let's lighten up a bit. I recently saw that almost all Japanese school kids eat a very sugary kind of bread as their default during break time. I always thought of the Japanese about being those super healthy stingy eaters. This surprised me.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:19:10 AM No.211627239
>>211627146
You can't name 5 wheat types without AI
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:20:55 AM No.211627273
>>211622443
So you don't damage the cutting board
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:21:14 AM No.211627282
>>211627239
Yeah, I'm not some faggot autist obsessed with the dozens of styles of bread. I buy the ones that I like and stick to that like a normal person.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:21:48 AM No.211627303
>Anglos think their bleached toast is real bread

kek
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:30:48 AM No.211627561
>>211624783
>Yes I would like some eggs with my butter
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:31:21 AM No.211627580
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What a hack
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:39:10 AM No.211627828
>>211626651
i prefer my cheese unmelted.
even if i toast my sandwich i will put the cheese on afterwards so it is unmelted and retains the fine cheese texture.
this is a perfect grilled cheese and i would gladly eat it.
melted cheese retards can fuck off to their pile of taco bell nachos like the plebeians they are.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:44:27 AM No.211628028
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>>211624926
>salts the salty chips
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:46:17 AM No.211628097
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>>211624783
NO FREAKING WAY HOW DID HE DO THAT!?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:47:32 AM No.211628128
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>>211622443
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:48:28 AM No.211628158
>>211622388 (OP)
I still don't understand what's supposed to be wrong with this
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:48:36 AM No.211628164
>>211623962
Crunch
Munch munch munch
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:49:11 AM No.211628178
>>211622443
It dougs
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:51:31 AM No.211628275
>>211624927
Theres something truly eerie and unsettling about this video, as if reality isn't entirely real.

>Gordon looks like a PS3 character
>Gordon heavily seasons 3 patties and puts them into the grill
>Seasons 2 buns and puts them in too
>Seasons 2 slices of onion and puts them in the grill
>Pushes over a bottle of olive oil
>There are now 2 patties, 2 slices of onion and 3 buns in the grill
>Now theres 4 buns on the table
>Gordon talks about his restaurant in Vegas and now there are 5 patties and 4 slices of onion in the grill
>Seasons the patties again, seasons the onion, seasons the grill
>Opens the grill again, there are now 6 patties and 5 slices of onion
>Gordon puts mayo, lettuce and tomato on his 3 burgers on the table and seasons them
>Assembles 3 burgers and leaves 3 patties and 2 slices of onion in the grill
>The burgers he made are even thicker than the infamous "cowboy burger" which he criticized for not being able to fit in his mouth
>Stevie Wonder next door can smell his burgers
>Kim and Kanye are coming over
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:52:46 AM No.211628313
>>211625492
Why arenโ€™t you?