Getting a good night's sleep in the superbed, anon? edition
/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Jin says he was ENCOURAGED to be a pervert and they "fed him lines" about it
-- Ellie and Angelina stole Rachel's fishbucks
-- Direnc won $200 for giving Seth a panic attack
-- Ellie said she "wants to get cucked" and she hates Hasan and Destiny
-- Aryeh was involved with the Proud Boys years ago and he's afraid of being cancelled
-- They're doing a CANDY elimination again, Rachel has immunity (because the "script" has her in the final 2, lol), as does the person with highest STOX (currently Direnc)
-- Grand prize increased to 20K tentatively
-- Aryeh has ASSAULTED Rachel with beer, mustard and mayonnaise
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>>211626401
How does he keep winning?
gonna break this bitch's jaw when she gets out
DANIELDWEEBS HOW WE FEELIN?
KEL_TEC NOOOOO NOT LIKE THIS
this bitch cried for an hour and now shes between daniel and freddy????? niceeeeeee, I understand how she ends up fucking all her friends
>Uhhh Goldstriker said I need to join the superbed..
Daniel this is just pathetic bro
freddy just needs to outlast daniel so he can spoon
This nigga Freddy is about to start strokin her hair
>>211628220he likes to watch
Only Seth and Aryeh can save us now
Hey! Fatty finally bathed!
She's literally laying on freddy and Daniel is trying to be involved
>>211628159I don't blame him desu this is literally the first time he's ever laid next to a girl and girlbreath is ambrosia even with hints of vomit.
I hope they dont kick Dan. Him and Freddy led to this funny night
>>211628228this is actually revolting to watch lmao
>>211628244this one was first by 35 seconds, sorry bro
>I DON'T DO ANY DWUGS
>hahaha
>What's funny abowt dat?
>Sorry.
>[soft voice engage] No no you're fine...
did freddy plan this?
dan just pushes her closer and closer
Your girl going on fishtank just by itself is worse than her being railed by an entire nba team. Bubby is already dead and now his limp body is getting knife raped.
>>211628362jesus just that image is equivalent to 50 bodies
>>211628368Many jurisdictions regard this unsolicited intimate touching as a sexual assault.
Just received word, theyโve called itโฆ Taylor WON
just tuned in. is dp on the menu?
>>211628321Hypothesis: the little slut who gave him an over shoulder deep hug for drugs earlier sleeps between himself and Dan.
Analyzing potential outcomes,
a) she seeks refuge from creepy autismo in Freddy's embrace
b) longshot: she gets annoyed by drunk Freddy and goes towards Dan, Freddy is officially a good guy and a bro whose stocks go up because he gave Dan a layup to go past first base with a hot filipino
Engage "Angelica" protocols...
this nigga will literally kiss her hand
top 10 moment in /tv/ history
>Uh yeah Daniel, so for the purposes of this scene I have to take your spot
>angie was moving closer and grinding up on freddy, and he didnt take the bait and remained on his back.
>meanwhile dan inches ever closer, places his hand on angie's hand creepily, and every time she laughed at something freddy said, dan exclaimed " WHAT DID HE DO" in a weird overprotective cuck way
This is SICKENING to watch, worst thing fishtank has EVER aired by far
>>211628228this is the most awkward thing I've seen since I looked up hack_blastard's posts
Is this the greatest night of Danny's life?
And on camera too. This is gonna get bad.
just because someone is at a confused time in their life and needs love and support from a number of sources doesn't make it funny to call them a slut or make fun of them being raped and abused
this is some monkey's paw/kafka type shit for dan, the closer he moves toward angie, the more she is repelled and forced to grind up on freddy, neptunian
>>211628228>Hey, get off of hew
>>211628197bubby seething
Bubby drop the nudes cuck
can wuv bwoom on da supuwbed?
WHY IS RACHEL ALWAYS RUMMAGING
imagine when dan gets home and finds the insta beach photos....
Angie is 100% down for the spitroast
Sex havers know this.
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Whats she thinking rn??
>>211628197modern women always fuck all of their friends nowadays
you just know Daniel is 100% alert with adrenaline coursing through his veins but he has to be as still as possible and won't sleep for hours
>coughing up mucus to assert dominance
>>211629183>why do all these weird guys keep requesting to follow my instagram
i already can see how after her fallout with production after the show(jet hitting it and not wanting to commit) she's going to publicly come out and claim rape on what's happening right now
hack blastard still a pussy, but unironically tonight is impossible with jin here. nontent guy carried
I fear Daniel is so inexperienced with women that he thinks he came out on top here by being the one facing her
this super bed is super fucked up
>>211629199Obviously, sleeping on the edge of her pillow doesn't look comfortable
>clearing throat to try and wake her up
>>211628168Freddy could be their father lol
Remember, her head is laying on Freddyโs arm. For you incels out there, thatโs basically cuddling
It feels like they had a bunch of funny perv challenges lined up for Jin, but Jet had to let his ego get the better of him and now all those challenges are more awkward than funny.
>>211629199>adrenaline coursing through his veinsWeird way to say dick
Direnc's brother just attacked a prison guard a yesterday
https://x.com/7NewsSydney/status/1934529551037821357
>>211629183>god i am so hungry for the cock of a 21-35 year old with no prospects on 4chan's /tv/ board. my stupid brother will be so pissed if he finds out i'm sucking the dick of one of the guys who keeps making fun of him anonymously
The orbiting from Dan tomorrow is going to intense
>>211629234her ass cheeks are wrapped around his leg like a stripper pole, it's fucking over
Holy shit Dan just fucking stroked her hand I swear to god
>>211629179The historical revision has already happened and people aren't crediting Daniel properly: he physically took her blanket and put it on himself giving her a non-vocal implication. Freddy simply said it out loud.
>>211629252Who was she cucking? Max or Jason? Or both?
Jeremy, Winston, and Max link up
Need it or keep it?
>>211629242are they not letting TTS through about him?
>>211629242What kind of name is Mert Nay? What a silly country
>>211629234this. she's facing daniel because she has to keep an eye on him while her ass is fully available to the fredster
>>211629273Literally everyone except freddy
angelina is gonna need a bodyguard when she gets out
What are you supposed to do in Daniel's situation?
My first time over a girls house we were watching TV and cuddling under a blanket in her basement. I didn't realize my shorts were absolutely soaked with precum until after I got up and introduced myself to her parents.
Bros I dont think I could go on fishtank. I would be farting all the time. In a situation like this with everyone in the room I would legit not be able to sleep because I would have to hold in farts all night.
>>211629272maybe i will grab one. 6:20pm here. hmm.
duo
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I've seen pathetic, but never THIS pathetic
FUCKING TAKE THE HINT DANIEL
FUUUUUCK Trish is so delish bros.
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This is suicide fuel because I've been in this exact situation. We were all sleeping at a friend's house after partying and I ended up facing a girl who had another guy behind her, probably spooning her.
They started sleeping with each other for a while after that. I don't think I made as big of a deal of it as Daniel though, I just fell asleep
>>211629303Renounce your identity and enter the clergy
BEN WE NEED YOU RIGHT NOW
What is done in the darkness will be brought to the light.
how sweaty is daniel's hand right now?
>>211629303take a hint and give up on the lost cause, look at the space between him and darenc, he's so pathetic it's nauseating
>>211629294Right on the money. Women donโt care if you see them cuck you, if anything they enjoy the desire
>Hey yo Angie come with me
it would be sublime
>move away and she thinks your uninterested
>make a move and you risk getting rejected
Angie would definitely fuck Fred over Dan. Autists have zero chance.
>>211629317Let this be a lesson to you. Get out of your shell, get some experience, and come back stronger than ever. Soon enough you will be the one cucking some hapless autistic incel, and the cycle will continue anew...
>>211628228funniest gif in the past three seasons holy shit
>>211629303Give up because it's not happening
>>211629242Lmfao. Maybe he heared about Fishtank.
this fat bitch has her hand in a bag of food
RACHEL FELL ASLEEP IN THE MIDDLE OF EATING
>>211629286as far as were aware bubby is the only one who encouraged his gf to get fucked by jet and publicly cuck him to make jet money.
so an issac max link up is much more fitting.
>>211629303Start shouting "SAM HYDE FUCKED A 15 YEAR OLD" over and over again
>>211629317its a situation where you have to let your feelings go at that point
you sleep it off she still got spooned
you fight like daniel like this and you realized how pathetic it was in retrospect
theres no winning here until you drop your feelings
>>211629351This was back when I was an 18 year old incel. I'm 30 years old now.
>>211629348>SnacklessDamn
>>211629348She's gonna die. Isn't she xanned out too
>>211629242that nigga crazy
>>211629357whispered goodnight as well lol
>>211629299Late night /ftl/ crew is where it's at.
>>211629354It will never happen but you KNOW heโs still awake hoping; his mind is RACING
Wait, no way did she pass out with her hand on her snacks again.
>>2116293032 paths:
1 is recognising some obvious facts of the situation, that you're a virgin who can't fuck, this girl is on camera, you aren't going to fuck or make out or get any real action unless it's for humiliation purposes. Then you can enjoy the moment of smelling a cute girls hair whilst ensuring you don't catch any delusional feelings that something might happen.
2 is recognising an additional obvious fact that if you are a Daniel-type you will become delusional and believe you can fuck Angie and so you'll tard out. So you keep things humorous and keep your distance whilst trying to make good content for an internet retard show.
NEW FISHTANK POD ON ONGOING SITUATION
https://voca.ro/1oIJFGEgurJM
>try to watch the confessional with the boys from last night because I missed it
>tts coming in every 2 seconds not giving any of them a chance to actually answer or have a conversation with each other
wish they could stop thinking about money for 15 minutes
>>211629299it's all i have left...
Does she actually need the cpap to safely sleep?
BEN WE NEED A PHOTO OF THEM HOLDING HANDS
im a tosser in my sleep so i couldn't do what fred or daniel does
>>211629348rachel dies tonight
>>211629355they are probably watching it in prison
the hog fell asleep while eating cookies again
>>211629317i've had situations like that, at least you weren't trying to hold hands with her like daniel is. i've done creepy autistic shit before when i was young but this is too much. cant imagine having the memory that daniel will haunting me.
>>211629307Based
You mogged the shit out of her parents
the whole superbed must feel the vibrations from daniels heart thumping this whole time.
there is no way in hell he's just lying there chill.
this is both the most horrifying and the best moment of his life.
fuck a CPAP im tryna SEE PLAP
>It smells like dry cum in here
wake up everyone to fix the cpap again
Spencercels take home the W tonight
>>211629417trish said
>this must happen often at her homelol
>>211629299Don't forget, you're here forever.
fwank
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is fwank coming this season, or did he ruin any chances of coming back last season when he got rid of alex b and corndog?
>>211629303well not get in this situation to begin with. he was being insanely pathetic hours ago and people were telling him to chill, this entire situation was avoidable. the moment she layed down and started half spooning fred he shouldve rolled over and taken the L
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSS6yAMZF78
We're going to need a motion extraction analysis of Daniel's "sleep" tonight.
what daniel's doing hits a lot closer to home than a lot of you would like to admit
getting Charleston White laying down next to Tayleigh vibes rn
>>211629354but giving up is for losers
>Relationship drama
>Rachel getting ready to fall asleep for 3 hours straight high on benzos
>Akward morning to come
>Not even a week in
Jet.I.Kneel
>>211629299I was heavily considering just ignoring this season after the RV disaster but holy shit I'm glad I didn't, this has to be up there as one of the greatest nights in thread history.
>>211629432Replying to yourself kek
>>211629405FREDDY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!?
>>211629317Get a marketable skill and invest in bitcoin
>>211629364This is exactly the way to handle it. My lesbian friend invited me out to a party two hours away while I was in an armsling, lied about being 18 (I was 16) and ended up having the girl (23) she was gunnjng for (straight) grinding her ass into me and I assume it was an accident. Now that Iโm older I realize she was digging it and my lesbian friend facing her was Daniel
He set all this in motion
>>211629431My nigga Tyler
>>211629417>the grippy psych ward socksit's only cute when non-hamplanet babes have those
>>211629348She fell asleep with her hand in a cookie bag. Last night it was the snack drawer, but this retard still acts like she's starving herself.
>>211629460this shit scriptet nontent tho
>>211629398kino time thanks anon
who are the two people snoring
>>211629443Sadly he has not yet died
>>211629443He wouldn't fit this season. They would all just laugh except for Rachel who would quit immediately
wtf are these noises they're making?
That hand is still gaining ground, the nigga's still up
>>211629307I'm fucking dying
>>211629479>can't remember what I ate today... one egg I think
>>211629443frank fucking sucks so hopefully not
Did Daniel hold her hand after she fell asleep?
>>211629481>scriptedI don't think you're using that word properly
>>211629486The Ney FEARS the crate.
>>211628173it's called being based
jesus fucking christ rachel sounds like someone in one of those videos where a person gets shot and is 90% dead but their body is hanging on by a thread
Jet you did a good thing tonight getting Danny a memory heโll always remember. Good on you.
>>211629498Is he trying to touch her face?
>>211629479>She fell asleep with her hand in a cookie bagkek dude i fucking cant with this bitch anymore, its too much
>>211628173he's a good chill dude with a drinking problem
>>211629418Me too
I did something like this that I was 50% aware was autistically cringe and hopeless. But the worst thing is that the girl I did this with years later whined to me how I never straight up fucked her. But she basically said it was cringe and rapey. There's no correct lesson to be learnt from an autist and a slut interacting
>>211629493Youโre retarded. Drench would tweak, Ellie and Angie would cry, Fred would try and get big with him, Daniel would also cry, and Seth would have a panic attack. Heโd do work with this cast
>>211629520and what of poor bubby?
>>211629507Frank's great when he gets to bully fatty however sam wont let that happen to his personal lolcow anymore.
>>211629493Nah Daniel has no mental fortitude, Frank would break him easily
Direnc would probably attack him more violently than Payton did
>>211629508the position their hands are in is the farthest it's gone
I bet her hair smells nice :(
>>211629454When I was like 15, sheโs fully asleep and heโs still rubbing her knuckles like sum going to happen
nwah2
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so how is production going to fuck up tomorrow
Why is Daniel touching a girl that is cuddling with another man?
>>211629522He doesn't know what he's doing or what he wants to do. This is harder to watch than the Frank/Tayleigh shit
>>211629542fatty also sucks i'd rather a season with neither of those two blobs
>>211629533Daniel vs Frank would result in some amazing autist screaming
Spencer isn't even sleeping
>>211629533shut up frank
hit the treadmill
imagine being born a girl. you don't even have to try. meanwhile, my boy dan is fighting for his life.
>>211629460Jet did nothing.
The Fish make their own content.
>people already kneeling to jet
you all pathetic niggers deserve the endless slop you get
>>211629242Ok which aussie guard told him about the tank? Fess up
for real tho
Why does Mints have such a supple fertile body?
>>211629520this was all fred
>>211629317I had something similar where me and a friend were competing over a girl in our friend group but I got her in the end (after 2 years I broke up with her to get back together with my ex)
>>211629348It was surreal, one second you hear the bag rustling and the next complete silence
All we needed tonight was a little Bill Otty to spice things up
Rachel whispers goodnight
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750235398869239.webm
>>211629493>>211629533Based Drench breaking Frank's jaw in a bogan rage
>>211629520This. Reminds me of my autistic friend who would at times get female attention because I would gas him up and then heโd spend weeks talking about a girl holding his arm at a crowded bar booth
>>211628228It'd be so much easier for Dan to just give up the idea of living a normal life and pussy, holy fuck
Look at Ellie's cute sleeping position
Big gap between Elli and Drench. Takes off her bra and slips into between Freddy and Dan.
>>211629570Built for /ftl/ cock
>>211629559I agree theyre both ass but tickle the baby always made me giggle cause how does a grown man have such little agency over his body.
>>211629520he will remember this as the time he embarrassed the shit out of himself infront of a live audience. acting like jet was doing him a solid is kinda insane bro
>>211629516her whole body is heaving as she breathes. did someone forget the cpap
>>211629566Besides Jin jet has been doing fine this season
>>211629520That was all Bill Ottman work. The Minds CEO works elusive
>>211629581he's waiting for the perfect time to make his move
>>211629576the bill ottman supernova pop until now has been an incredible stretch i can't lie, it's gonna go back to shit tomorrow unfortunately
>>211629579that's fucking scary dude
>jin kicked
>human centipede challenge
>superbed challenge
i feel like this is all to get back at Jin for mentioning /r9k/
>>211628228Im dying, Im going to die
>>211629443>>211629507>>211629493>>211629533Did you guys forget what happened to Frank last season when he was introduced to relative normies? A fucking Indian and an 18 year old girl stood up to him and gave him a licking. Drench and Freddy would fuck him up. Maybe even Arye.
>>211629591daddy mints...
>>211629579she always conks out with snack in hand lol
>>211629563a good female equivalent of Daniel would be Julia from bitchtank
>>211629533direnc already challenged frank
https://x.com/wegg_s/status/1934668955505053825?t=NoFu0jEXb69fPfctNax7AQ&s=19
>>211629454yeah but i thankfully grew out if it. seeing a grown man with even creepier and more autistic behavior while on a live internet show is truly fucked.
>>211629582I think autists need a Freddy-like wingman to guide them literally all the way to fucking a girl, then wingmanning him through the process of realising she doesn't really like him.
>>211628228Freddy never could beat him at swords
>>211629516Good ol death rattle
Ellie could feel Seth staring at her, also that nigga ain't ever going to sleep.
>>211629486If Jet was mean spirited he'd add a Put Drench in the Crate option.
Shoutouts to tomorrow when none of them mention any of this in any way whatsoever
>>211629581HES AWAKE AND WATCHING
>>211629612True, Frank might be a broken feature when everyone has realized you can punch and stab him and he can't do anything back
>>211629581thinking about his favorite cumtown bits
>>211629398never stop making these they make me laugh my ass off
>>211629570need to see that white porcelain nigga naked with a collar and in thigh highs
submissively ready to be bred like a BITCH
>>211629605Actually wild that he just walked in
Sleeping with someone is actually uncomfortable. For me its always a matter of hoping the bitch is asleep so I can turn around and get comfy.
>>211629581He's thinking of funny Cumtown references to bring up tomorrow
I admit, superbed was a good idea
== ELLIE UPDATE ==
she turned around and put her arms into her t-shirt
>>211628228>I consent>I consentISN'T THEWE SUMWUN YOU FOWGOT TWO AXSK?
Just busted a load to ellie moving her feet back and forth like that
Wild to think her first choice of the night was Seth and was cuddling at his feet
>>211628228been watching since day 1 season 1 and this is by far the most twisted shit i've ever seen come out of this show holy kek
what a sad day to have eyes
The Jew is trying to cuddle with Freddy.
>>211629520the only reason he's even getting any physical contact is because of Freddy
>>211629642>heard you was talkin shitbill ottman will not be disrespected. cease and desist, fat bitch
>>211629605Was this his first appearance? I was like no fucking way he just came in like that. Cool cat super smooth
>>211629647The arm shit is the worst
>>211629606It was a hilarious way for trish to end her stream
>>211629647are you brown? not being mean, it's a genetic thing. white people would either have to sleep together or freeze to death.
>>211629620Yeah I think sheโd go to war with him. Would be entertaining
Lose lose, either gets called a wapist or a bitch, donโt let these shorties run your life
>>211629638sadly describes most of my thoughts. "what if homer simpons was chinese?" is the kind of thing i ponder throughout the day
Freddy snoring like a damn hog
>>211629566This has been mildly interesting to watch tonight once they quarantined them you have to admit
Freddy is dying. Get this man Rachel's CPAP STAT!
>>211629303get up to take a piss with a clearly visible boner then come back and roll angie over so i can spoon her and maybe get some action from freddy too
>>211629677Holy fuck that's good
does xanax give you munchies or something
>>211629677she literally passes out eating every night, unreal
It might be time for bed. No gangbang tonight fellas.
>>211629581He's most boring fish to date i forgot he existed until you posted this and i didn't bother to give him a folder
>>211629579Famous Last Words
>>211629647It's depressing how much more convenient being alone is
>>211629677dramatic death
>>211629677It takes me minimum 30 minutes to fall asleep most nights how does she fall asleep while eating
Dis is da bess noight of my woife
>>211629677like those giant fields of magma that move in slow motion
>>211629591my femboy roomate cant be this thcc!
>>211629647I need them to be lower than me so my nose is above the back of their head, and 50% using my arm as a pillow and 50% using an actual pillow (so I don't lose circulation in my arm)
Otherwise I roll on my back, but get woken up in the night when they smother and overheat me with their unconscious heat-vampire behaviour.
Bitches be like, omg why cant i sleep on the same mattress between two grown men I live with without them being creeeeepy
This is where the fan base is right now
Aryeh dreaming of SpongeBob and being friends with cartoon characters
Super bed again but with special guest bubby
>>211629591DAMN mints looks like THAT???
>>211629623that doesn't really work if you're physically revolting, maybe would have to try the latter part first because he cannot take a hint
>>211629665Her first choice of the night was Freddy.
A Cleft Lip truly is one of the worst afflictions to have. You cant not look like a fucking idiot with one
alright maybe it is a good cast
>>211628228>angie only intervened to push dan's arm awaydarklord bros...
>>211629548I meant did he put it there after she fell asleep.
>>211629579goodnight
can I?
Oh, Alright.
No? okay
>>211629702No I get it, that's fair.
>>211629533A bogan crackhead is not putting up with Frank's juvenile shit
>>211629734still no conflict, too friendly
>>211629722TTS is still going through so wiggers don't feel any pressure
Shoigu is in pyongyang,deal to get NK engineers to demine kursk
>>211629682Im as white as white gets. But im also very particular about my sleeping arrangements.
>>211629619even that rat acted like she was too good for anyone
I can't go to sleep
I'm just fucking hoping that ben will go up there and take a picture bros
Damn, I woulda quit my job and applied to fishtank if I woulda known that I could've scored a cute hapa with ultra low standards
>>211629701my jewish friend did this as a kid, what the fuck
>>211629677that room kills people temporarily until dawn.
>>211629684He looks like if JD Vance and Charlie Kirk had a baby
>>211629731To be fair his hair and eyebrows aren't doing him any favours either, and those are fixable.
>>211629528yeah it sucks and will make you eternally cringe but at least you will understand why girls find that behavior so unattractive and can learn from it. some guys do it forever. creepy nice guy shit is fucking unnerving. right after he went on about how jin was a creep.
>>211629711She's on enough pills to knockout an elephant. You would die if you had her sleep routine.
>>211629742>you don't understand they'll bring your gf in to give you head and rig a poll to keep you in the game its hell in here you need to go
>>211629750SMOKES LET'S GO LET'S GO
>>211629754>he thinks she's sleeping with danyou're just as dumb as he is nigga
>>211629581what was freddy's line all night?
now thats something?!
>>211629727Oh it definitely has to be a kinky slut into virginity stealing or an actual prostitute.
But autists will fall in love with pros.
>>211629746>too friendlyYeah, friendly is right lmao
>>211629712Freddy is in the alpha-fucks position, shes giving him that ass on his pecker while daniel is the hand holding cuck. He cant hold a candle to old salty dawg freddy hes been knocking off these raver sluts since before daniels balls dropped.
The combined 7 fish in b4 are not snoring as loud as Rachel is in b3.
>w-why isn't freddy trying to fuck the 22-year-old
>he's only 37
>she's f-f-fresh!!
Look, I shouldn't be the one to point this out, but as a 36-year-old man, girls that young are off limits/you just don't. You view them as little sisters, unless you're a fucking ped.
Meanwhile... in room 3... The Hog is on the brink of death
>>211629753I think jet and ben sleep during the night shift this season. jet was begging them not to start shit at 11 PM the other night because he wanted to sleep
>>211629734Before tonight it was looking like Daniel and Arye were flops
>>211629731Can you fix cleft lip? I gotta look that up
>>211629758he's gonna be bouncing angie's head off the playroom floor like luke with those pumpkins in season 3
>>211629647going from sleeping next to a girl for years and being a bitch about being uncomfy to being alone made me realize how much being uncomfy doesnt matter :(
this is the perfect time to turn TTS on
Are the drugs the gateway women's hearts?
>>211629754She's half filipina so basically just a mexican, barely even considered hapa
>>211629647I wanna cuddle with Jet and Mints
>>211629750i'm wheezing, uncanny
>>211629784im not installing WoW
>>211629784You are a massive faggot
>>211629784have a pity (you)
>>211629775The hog isn't wearing her CPAP. You are hearing the results of untreated sleep apnia from bedroom 3.
>>211629784As a 36 year old man I would be all over tight young puss like that, just not in the context of the show
they just gonna let rachel die in her sleep?
>>211628228and they said we weren't getting a romance arc this season
Theyโll inevitably move in the night, where this ends up is a gamble rn
>>211629647i toss around a lot and treat the blanket like its a noodle
must be my survival instincts to watch out for predators
>>211629784im nearly freddys age and i would eat ellies ass with 0 shame
>>211629787THEN MAEJOK HAS TO FUCKING WAKE BEN UP THIS IS FUCKING IMPORTANT
>>211629566i've completely abandoned seasons before due to wigger incompetence. i won't forget the jin fuck up but the season isn't fucked beyond repair (yet).
>>211629795it's attention
>>211629784>Look, I shouldn't be the one to point this out, but as a 36-year-old man, girls that young are off limits/you just don't. You view them as little sisters, unless you're a fucking ped.Lol shut the fuck up faggot
Patiently waiting for Angie to get comfortable and face Freddy
>>211629784absolutely based
>>211629784It's not that complex. I think Freddy would fuck her if he could, but he's not gonna fuck up the frat house vibes and the free beer.
Alright, now that the action has died down, thoughts on a soapy thighjob from Mints?
>>211629784they are way too immature yeah. feels like they're a kid even though they aren't.
>>211629817This is the only reason I'm pulling an allnighter. I need to see where this ends.
>>211629777I know she isn't, but if she's down to hold hands braless with a weird sperg after 5 days, she'd probably be down to fuck someone who's significantly less autistic and moderately more attractive.
Did Angie take any Xanax. Is she going to wake up not knowing how she got there
There are enough mentally ill women watching this show to guarantee that even Dan will have a buffet of pussy to choose from once he's out.
>>211629784If I were 40 I would still be devouring that pussy if she wanted it
Direnc will go full on jihadi against Frank and slice his throat ISIS execution style while screaming Allah Ackbar
>>211629790yes surgically it's fixable, worst you might have a small scar but they try to line it up to look like a philtrum, or you could grow a mustache around the scar. joaquim phoenix had it
>>211629836you mean the ottman special?
who do you think is getting eliminated from the candy challenge? aryeh or dan i'm guessing
need dangelina edits stat
>>211629784this but unless it's Sam Hyde then we just don't talk about it
If the FishBnB was really bought by a simp only for Ellie to reveal that she has a boyfriend then damn
>>211629838nothing will happen, daniel knows its too late and fred is passed out. go to sleep, anon.
>>211629784Johnny Neptune would break your teeth for saying this
>>211629839She's not holding his hand retard, she's literally pressed up against Freddy
>>211629849GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP
>>211629842how do i find these mentally ill women anon?
>>211629784He's a fucking manchild, mentality of a 25 year old and she's an abuse-addicted slut.
There is no better match, basically soul mates, don't you ever besmirch us 35 year old retards again.
>>211629839>moderately more attractivefreddy is incredibly attractive, he's just not a generic sort of attractive, he's maxxed out the whole rocker look
>>211629842what about Aryeh?
>>211629844Jet needs to offer her a fish buck if she wears a burqa for a day.
>even bill has appeared
Letโs see a maejok bit. He needs to redeem himself after the binx simping.
>>211629784As a 35 year old if cutting a crying newborn's throat magically put me in the tank in the position to eat Ellie's ass, tongue her throat and proceed to literally impregnate her 18 year old highschooler pussy on camera I would not hesitate. Moloch having baby back ribs tonight.
Moloch needs hiiiissss baby back baby back baby back baby back
MOOOOLOCH'S BABY BACK RIIIIBS
>>211629842Yeah that's what I would tell him if I was there and being a bro like the fredster is
>you have 0 chances with any of the chicks here and you're live 24/7, just wait until you get out, even jimmy had chicks sliding into his dms, you'll be fine
I had the American LSU egirl invite me to her dorm room while she was on student trip to Oxford in August 2024 and lay in bed with me and rubbed her crotch on mine, we slept in bed all night, my first time at the age of 25, she was 19, she was a cute little skinny thing with bpd. She lay on my arm and even though it was uncomfortable it was the happiest I have ever been. I spooned her and then she spooned me and wrapped her arms around me. We even went on a second date to Liverpool but she kind of had some sort of anxious breakdown because she hadn't had her meds and left me there. She then went back to America. We spoke for a while online but she ended up dumping me on new years day and telling me not to contact her again because I looked at her friends Instagram reel or something and so she accused me of stalking her, I suspect it was just because she lives on the other side of the world and wanted to fuck around back in America. Either way it hurts immensely and I miss her. My fear is it will be like what is happening to Dan right now and it will be the only time I will ever experience such a thing ever again. Fuck my twisted incel chud life, I just want her back.
>>211629855Obviously but theres going to be a really funny awkward move at some point. I need to see it. I'm off Thursday anyway, I can just truck through work tomorrow.
>>211629827Same.
Watching intently, carefully, and unwaveringly.
I think Freddy needs that CPAP just as much as The Hog
>>211629866I'm talking about Daniel
Freddy looksmogs me
was she trying to get raped all along?
is actually forcing it and going the right play for daniel
She even snores australian
>i'm howding hands wif her..
>my stox are gona skywocket tomowwow..
what is this symphony of snores
Is there 2 people snoring?
And who the fuck is it?
>>211629866nigga u gay or dirtgrub type foid fr
>>211629882>August 2024How were the race riots?
>>211629862Go on the show, and avoid shitting your pants.
>>211629889>flops hair straight in freddy's facei know that shit itched
u guys are retards. they got drunk, production pushed a bit, it was funny.
drunk whore slept w the horny niggas. show is over.
no ones a cuck no ones fucking they did a bit for a show and now its over
>>211629854Lmao I doubt she has a bf if some dude spent 15k to see her she better run away with him after the show and say fuck school
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===ELLIE UPDATE===
ellie was AWOKEN by the bizarre noises reverberating around the room and is now STRUGGLING back to sleep
her whole body contorts with each breath, that other anon was right she really is like a body that's hanging by a thread
>>211629889>Freddy gets a face full of hair and doesn't react
Seth is going Olliver mode this season isn't he
>>211629897sybau bitch nigga
>>211629899she died with her hand in a bag of cookies
>>211629899She is always snoring, snoring
They say she will never die
Red pill me on the playroom
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>>211629912Me observing Ellie intently
>>211629878To be fair Jimmy doesn't have a crippling speech impediment he just sounds like Buffalo Bill. Also his face has a kind of retarded movie star quality to him.
If he was in shape he would CLEAN UP hard with these clout whores.
>>211629912Cmon freddy, turn on your side and spoon angelina properly
If you owned season 1 house, how would you decorate it?
>>211629882If youโve done it once you can do it again.
More women will be in your life
Screen recording Rachel for the lawsuit when she dies
>>211629754Its gotta be the most elaborate way to get a girl if you're some freak, that's for sure. You're not getting laid on the show, but after the show even a violent, stunted incel like Jimmy seems to get girls.
>>211629869Jewish women love jewish men in the entertainment industry
>>211629924I want mints POV
God hearing that snoring is making me seethe. Sleeping with a snorer is just hell.
felt like days have gone by since superbed started
>>211629882abundance mindset. literally
>>211629916>SethYou mean Sebastian?
>>211629919This faggot is on the onions diet
>>211629784something tells me you lust after elli and you are posting parodies. nice deflection but you're still sick for finding a child attractive did your pedophile ass notice how she's alone in the bed because it would be wrong for anyone to get near her? kys
>>211629910Your on the cope stage now bubby? That's good, maybe you won't kill yourself.
>>211629882move the fuck on anon. if one girl wanted your dick, others will, too.
Great time for Ben and jet to watch some Minecraft videos in their room
ELLIE GO BACK TO SLEEP WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE TONIGHT IS NOT FOR YOUR EYES
I'LL SHOW YOU LATER
>>211629916Bro doesn't feel safe to sleep and it's his first night
>>211629927>This guy doesn't have a playroom
>>211629901It was actually July, I remember because I heard about the Trump assassination attempt in Pennsylvania while scrolling in the hotel room after she left me in Liverpool. I also didn't really see any of it, I went to a big event in London that Tommy Robinson was holding but there were just a ton of useful idiots waving Israeli flags.
>>211629919why this nigga look like stinky peterson from hey arnold
>>211629930How tall is Dan, the orbiters in this community are really the most desperate girls so I wouldnt be surprised if there is one or two.
Sooo is Ellieโs date tomorrow Mr Bill?
>>211629902i have no desire to be seen on camera. i not ugly or fat, just very shy and really dislike the idea of social media, or anything like this kind of horrible shitshow. wut do?
>>211629938Itโs a good cast. Donโt fuck it up.
>>211629944>goodnightwhat was that whole speech about? tequila and golfing
>>211629927it's the bubby monster's domain expansion
>>211629973>date walks in>it's bill ottman
>>211629930Im positive even Burt had people wanting to fuck him after the show. You are right, jimmy isnt as ugly as daniel and at least he's more confident, but still there'll be some ugly chick that'll want dan's dick
>>211629948Fow Daniewl it's been mow wike a wifetiem.
>>211629677Disgusting. I hate fat people so much it's unreal.
>Ellie lying there awake wishing she took the chance to cuddle with Freddy too
>>211629957keep joking i promise her face will be unrecognizable when she gets home
who is moaning in their sleep
>>211629979crash out like cole and get kicked off.
this is nontent
fishtank fans are like seals that will clap at anything
>w-why isn't sam trying to fuck the 16-year-old
>he's only 28
>she's f-f-fresh!!
Look, I shouldn't be the one to point this out, but as a 28-year-old man, girls that young are off limits/you just don't. You view them as little sisters, unless you're a fucking ped.
I'm starting to regret my decision to drop $15k just to meet ellie
oh hell no, muting this shit
>>211629940Dan looks and acts like a freak, no shot
>>211629889Yes she clearly wanted it. Notice how she flicks her hair towards freddy at the end
>>211629927angies BF has a "playroom" where he tosses her around and hits her in the back of the head before/during/after sex, well that was before tonight
>>211629927its like the laundromat for scott sullivan MMA but for bubby
>>211629998>this is nontenteverybody is asleep so yeah
if dis is a dweam, don't wake me up.
>>211630003should've paid it for angie or drench, they would actually fuck you if you're not too ugly
>>211629842Don't know about a buffet but definitely a few girls that'll want him just on the basis of being tall and on Fishtank. Freddy is the only guy I can see having a bunch of chicks wanting him once he's out.
>>211629994Good, she deserves it.
>>211629910bubbycord status?
>>211629998Site chat is bad
TJ pantsless drunk footsies with Taylor mogs this
How will Jet fuck this up?
Kick Angelina?
Daniel is going to wake up in complete disbelief
There are times when I sit here and think, "God, I wish I could be on this show and be the 'good' Rachel", but I know how you fuckers are. Seriously though, how does one person become such a sack of shit. It's pretty wild.
>>211630018a man who knows how to handle a brat
he's just like me fr
>>211630029It hasn't been a good night for us, but we managed to calm down after the emergency meeting.
angwie i thiwnk i hawe a bowner
>>211630002You heard Rachel
>I read a lot about you on the internet, Sam >most of it NOT good
>>211629784I'm 37 and my girlfriend is 20.
Zoomer girls were made for millennial men.
Theres another cuck we're forgetting about here named sharpfarts. What will the paypig reaction be?
Yow hand fits too pewfettwy in mineโฆ we might have a pwobwem.
reminder that ted was kicked for less than this
>>211630044Why the fuck would you want to be the Rachel
>>211629882Something like this but it happened 3 times and had the childhood friends buff but I was over 10 years younger and in my prime.
I'm going to kill myself soon for completely unrelated reasons (I don't care about pussy anymore and haven't for years)
>>211630044>There are times when I sit here and think, "God, I wish I could be on this show and be the 'good' Rachel"
>>211630037TJ's touching of Taylor without her consent was borderline SA.
>>211630040order all women into basement for the rest of the season (except Rachel)
>>211629996no i mean, an idea for getting mentally ill terminally online girls that doesnt involve going on fish tank?
>>211630060Ted was kicked for a different reason
Does anyone have the clip of jet slapping tj on the head with a wad of cash flashing his rolex?
>>211630053no shit, clip? thats kickworthy to even indirectly bring up marky
>>211630051what do i doooo? *starts crying*
>>211630060ted fucking sucked
I can't tell if I hear snoring or a cow mooing
I DONT MIND SPENDING EVERYDAY
OUT ON YOUR CORNER IN THE MORNING RAIN
LOOK FOR THE GIRL WITH THE BROKEN SMILE
ASK HER IF SHE WANTS TO STAY AWHILE
AND SHE WILL BE LOVED
AND SHE WILL BE LOVED
>>211630062I am also named Rachel, just spelled differently, kinda like they did in Season 1.
You eva howd someoneโs hand and suddenwy bewieve in fate a wittle?
Weird that BUY SELL posting completely stopped once they made the stox a thing
>>211630082what a beautiful couple
>>211630044are you a big sloppy hog ?
>>211629940>>211629950>>211629958Thank you bros. I hope you're right.
She contacted me a few months later to ask me if I was making posts on the unsent project about her (I wasn't) and then blocked me again. I might message her just to see if she is willing to get over this BPD episode. Alternatively I will just have to make money, move to the US, and do it again.
>>211630060Ted was fucking horrible. When everyone was crying after he left like he died was embarrassing.
>>211630082Heโs wide awake daydreaming the wedding night
FREDDY IS NOW KEKING DANIEL FROM DREAMLAND WITH HIS CHAD ALKIE 36 YEAR OLD MAN SNORING
>>211630084Shut up you tranny freak.
>>211630060ted revealed that he knew about fishtank, he was nontent anyway but it was funny that soon after they let the cat out of the bag regardless
>>211630086because that was free, nobody in the thread is actually spending money for endorsements
i just got back and missed today are dan and angie gonna fuck or what
>>211630089Thankfully not.
Weโwe not just howding hands. Weโwe howding time stiwull.
rachel's apnea breaths are not good holy shit
>>211630082>>211630095Guarantee his cock has been hard or at least half hard this entire time and his underwear is soaked with precum.
>>211630103Probably not daniel is too much of a pussy
>>211630063How long ago was this? What was she like?
Why are you planning to kill yourself?
Millennialchad here, gonna score some cute petite zoomer hapa bitches this weekend. It's that easy for us.
can't stop thinking about mints cake and stroking it bros
im down BAD
>>211630106are you a foid? why would you compare yourself to rachel in any capacity ?
>OH EM GEE GUYS DANIEL IS BEING KEKED
>wow angie is buttrubbing against freddy
>dan's moving his fingers subtly
Daniel fell asleep an hour ago, and the only "cuck" here tonight is YOU for watching this shit for the past hour desperately hoping for a subtle piece of movement.
>tfw will never cuddle with a girl
>tfw if there is a next life i'll probably be brown or chinese and women will be even worse than they are now
>>211630090This is gonna sound gay af but hopefully you understand
Focus on yourself and never move countries for a girl, especially a crazy one
>>211630103Eventually, with enough alcohol, maybe a handjob
Crazy how lightly they all sleep
>>211630107TTS is going to be fucking brutal tomorrow.
>>211630113where do you go to do this
>>211630090move on retard I fucked and lost my virginity to a 19 year old when I was 21 but I was a retarded cunt and we broke up but then I just moved on and fucked other hot women get a grip
>>211630098Oh no! A woman on my thread?! Must be a man with a mental illness!!
Poor dude.
I havenโt watched so is it Fred & Angie or Daniel & Angie? Which one does she like?
>>211630103definitely the fuck not no, lol. he was emitting massive incel/cuck vibes the entire night. it was so difficult to watch. at one point he unironically yelled " WHAT DID HE DO" when freddy was making angie giggle in the dark. dan thought freddy was touching her, but in the end it was dan being the creep, inching his face and hand to hers little by little, it's insane
>>211629956I hate Tayleigh but damn her S2 wardrobe was crazy good. Bex did a great job
wild some of you consider this cuddling
>>211630128not really, they're in HELL HOUSE with a bunch of people they met 5 days ago, and they all know both consciously and subconsciously they're being watched by a bunch of people
Daniel's handholding attenpt is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen. I'm 30 and this ia literally me trying to to awkwardly rizz up a girl when i was 13. These are ADULTS.
>>211630069Yeah it was awesome
>>211630116honestly can you blame jet when the viewer base is that subhuman?
he gives them what they deserve
>>211630116It appears you just got proven wrong. Die retard!
what just happened? they broke it up
had a sleeping arrangement like this with a girl after a party once but at least had the common courtesy to finger her
>be retarded
>also be self aware enough to know not to cop a feel
This nigga is living a nightmare
Dan has given up on the hand-holding and found a position where he can actually sleep. Danielbros...
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ITS OVER
holy fucking shit he saved himself moving his hand. now he can claim it was an accident.
>she immediately moved her hand
holy fucking shit they were both awake the whole time weren't they?
>All that free space behind Dan
You're playing with fire here Jet. It may be over if a picture of this makes its way into the tank.
>>211630037Him stroking her hair like a caveman was hilarious.
It's so over Daniel bros, he fell asleep and ruined it.
>>211630139tits or gtfo :)
>>211630116>2 fucking minutes after he says this dan gives up and rolls over and Angie IMMEDIATELY movesretard
>>211630103No he was being a little bitch the whole night and gave every single girl the ick. He was way too "into" her and gave her way too much attention in a way that's a turn-off.
>>211630059wast night was.. wewwy something..
>>211630115We share the same name, and I mostly want to bully her on the show. It would be fun.
fuck, wake up freddy boy. time to spoon
>>211630148You should've seen his flirting when they first went upstairs, schoolyard shit
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>Millennialchad here, gonna score some cute petite zoomer hapa bitches this weekend. It's that easy for us.
>>211630160HAHAHAHHA fucking absolutely cucked by the pillow.
>>211630040as long as they don't flirt with ellie he'll be fine with this
>daniel is the one to turn around
SMOOOOOOTH SMOOTH SMOOTH
HE FUCKING SAVED HIMSELF
Damn good shit copped a hand hold
ellieniggers we are on the move
[Sad news] Rachel woke up alive
is ellie leaving to go sleep alone because "fuck this snoring the bit is over"?
Going to bed, nightwatch let us know if anything happens
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>>211630163Dan isn't as out as people think he is
dan cucked himself angie was awake the whole time and let him do his hand thing
>>211630182He had his head completely on her pillow this whole time
bold as fuck honestly
RACHEL IS ON HER BACK WITHOUT HER CPAP
CALL THE POLICE
She can't pick a side. The tension is palpable.
"ellie=nontent" nigger bet you feel pretty fucking stupid now aren't you?
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>>211630195we are wrapping up warm
>>211630177you should bully me instead
angie looking for daniel :(
>>211630220Consider it fitted.
>Angie and Ellie are piss synched
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i vant to suck your cock! bleh!
>>211630199>Dan isn't as out as people think he is[defeated male leaves]
Angie was at least half awake the entire time wondering if the autistic incel might surprise her and have the balls to do something.
wash the coochie and get ready for freddy dick. lets gooooooooo
Dan is a fucking faggot and has zero chance any because he deformed and talks like a spazz. Jon had Wizz atleast dan has nothing going for him.
daniel pls turn back around and make her pick a side it's so free
>>211630121I do and I appreciate it, anon. I am doing my masters degree soon and working on a tech startup with my childhood friend, I just plan on moving to the US anyway just because the UK sucks rn.
>>211630181Uh you forgot the Freddy pic seething zoomtard
>>211630140Angie likes Fred more, Fred would fuck her if they werent live, but I think he prefers Direnc. Daniel has no chance but he's too pathetic to try and too needy to stop caring
Angie knows that Jet is a romancefag. Smart play to win
>SHE SNUGGLED UP TO HIUM HOLYASDFG AHSDFKGAGDF
>>211630230>Comes back with the spoon
no shot. what's going on here?? no shot
OH MY FUCKING GOD SHE MIGHT GIVE HIM A HANDJOB
Daniel gets to be the little spoon lmaooooooo
How do people sleep on their back? I could never
Shes cuddling Daniel what do you have to say about it chuds
goddamnit ppv and the mainsite bot hfucked for mme right when this happens p[lease clip this for the love of god
AND JUST WHEN ALL HOPE SEEMED LOST
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my guy is probably pitching another tent
>He gets little spooned
TURN AROUND AND CLAIM YOUR PRIZE LORD AUTIST
every season has their cheap imitation
>>211630199You are insane
Is angie freddy's little princess now?
>>211630255of course shes the little big spoon
>he didn't trust the plDan
>Angie is big spooning Daniel
Non-sperg bros, what does this mean?
IM CACKLING FUCKING ANG ALL SNUGGLED UP TO DAN!
She didn't wash her hands after pissing though, disgusting.
HE FUCKING DID IT AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KEEP AN EYE ON HER LEFT ARM
Everyone in the room can hear Dan's heartbeat
DANIEL TURN AROUND YOU FAG
>>211630236posted seconds before disproven
>>211630257i've been trying to tell yall, she wants that tard dick
>>211630279Don't take this from them
>will never be autist little spoon for a qt girl
>>211630285Jetpack bros we won
i'm too invested in this shit
what the fuck, goran.
This was the twist Gorman was talking about huh
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>211630236how you feelin about this rn anon?
>>211629784kek at the replies
he's absolutely right
young girls are fucking annoying retards who are also terrible at sex and you just ignore them unless you're supremely insecure (like anons itt)
Everyone just pretending she didnt say several times that she is pretending to be dans friends because she thinks it will keep her on the show longer?
So they're basically dating now, right?
>>211630285she rewards him for showing no interest by being the first to turn away from her.
t.turbo permavirgin sperg headcannoning shit
>>211630304>Staying up all night to watch cuddle drama of a bunch of retardsReally grim for all of us
>>211630181It literally is. Just don't be a weird sperg, dress nice and look like you've got some money. It's that fucking easy.
the snoring must be killing angie
>ALREADY TURNING AWAY
TURN AROUND YOU CLEFT LIPPED FAGGOT
Why is everyone in bedroom 4?
kino sleep apnea activity in b3
She turned around.
It's jover
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she rolled back because she's like "alright this nigga is retarded"
>>211630325It's very grim but this is the most fun I've had in weeks.
she turned but this is still a daniel win to me
oh did rachel throw a fit bc freddy didn't sleep in her room?
>>211630333cams went off because jet forgot to pay internet so jet has made them believe only B4 and B3 have cams as a bonding experience
UH OH DANIELDWEEBS?????????????? OUR RESPONSE?????????????
she's asking for it danny, wake the fuck up
Daniel is in a tricky situation here. If he turns around it looks desperate but it might be his only chance
>>211630333The bit is 'SuperBed' - one big giant bed for the fish to sleep in
All he had to do was turn around
>>211630137An inspiration. I'll try to move on, but its just not as easy for me because I was a virgin going into this hadn't had much luck with the ladies previously, partially because I'm/was an anxious and insecure twink.
Daniel buddy, now you're supposed to be the big spoon...
>>211630344cope and seethe danfag
SHE TURNED BACK TO FREDDIE IT'S FUCKING OVER
dan needs to put his arm around her
>>211630326>Just don't be a weird spergimpossible
>dress nicemy mom buys my clothes
>and look like you've got some moneyi don't
> It's that fucking easyits obviously not
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ayo this shit paranormal
>>211630333the "internet went down" so everybody had to get in the superbed
She's literally snuggling Freddys elbow
She's giving him the sign to roll over and spoon her, but he's too busy with his third load in his pants.
hahahahaha this bitch is the m night schyamalan of whores
>>211630340shes offering to be the lil spoon, let dan cook
Angie taking advantage of an autist is just not right. Hope production reprimands her
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DANIEL BROS WE WERE SO CLOSE
inb4 she starts cuddling freddy now
Big spoon is a defensive position. It's harder for him to get gropey like this.
She's rolling back to the fredster to sleep in his armpit
She smells Freddy's superior millennial pheromones, it's over Danny boy
>spooned him just enough to rip his heart out again
>back at fred's
lmao
>breathing her stinky hot doo doo breath all over Freddy
GROSS BITCH
sir, a second cucking has hit the tank
>She's even fucking tapping him
DANIEL WAKE UP NIGGA
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH LET ME GO TO SLEEP
This is the first night I feel truly deserves a longform QRD. A LFQRD, if you will
>night begins with all of them drunk
>dan awkwardly and cringily flirting with angie
>eventually they play spin the bottle, dan is super into it, angie AVOIDS like crazy, tries to break the bottle
>it becomes truth or dare, dan is DESPERATE for it to land on her so he can dare her to kiss him. Doesn't happen
>night is declared a superbed night
>angie starts freaking out. It's against the rules for her. She has a letter from max (her bf (bubby)) that says
>>no kisses, no cuddles, no bed sharing
>tts reems her about her abusive relationship, INCLUDING her bf sending a tts saying he is NOT happy
>she has a cry moment. Most are convinced it's fake, including the fish and audience; some more astute anons theorieze she was real crying very quietly then started fake crying to cover it up. Her real crying, which she did a couple times already, was very quiet. Afterwards she calms down and tries to delay the sleep time by spouting some bullshit about golf, making drench mad at her for keeping her up
>eventually it's time to go to bed. She turns off the lights, freddy comes back in and turns them on. They go back and forth. Dan is asking for a blanket
>>come and get it
>she says
>afterwards freddy invites her to sleep between the two of them. She puts up ZERO resistance at all
>also note that she may have popped a xanax earlier, not confirmed
>she shuts off the lights and gets between freddy and dan, saying
>>no jin shit
>dan says, "don't worry, you're between two gentlemen." Dan says, "if freddy tries anything I'll beat him up" or something along those lines
>they have a slight arm fight because freddy touched her shoulder and dan went full white knight to stop him
>she is basically 80% of the way towards freddy with her body and her head is literally ontop of his arm
>she then consistently leans closer and closer to freddy, and keeps backing away from dan,
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>>211630316>>211630296He is never getting any play
>>211630377DAN NEEDS TO TURN AROUND AND SPOON HER
its not over she was just uncomfy, been there, her choosing to spoon him while awake is the point
Man Snoring is another terrible affliction to have, you cant have a girl quietly snuggle up to you while you snore like a fucking elephant
the big spoon lasted fifteen seconds. not a good sign
The millenial won over the zoomette with late 30s heavy snoring
I hate Angie but I'd love fucking her and I do think she's a good contestant. Lots of mixed feelings with this girl.
>>211630368how much I would give for freddy's paralyzed muscles to spring into motion and slam his elbow into her nose
jet if you can get them to fuck, I'll consider the season back on track
So now you want me you dumb whore? Shouldn't have rejected me
>>211630326i am all of those things bbut where the fuck do i go online or IRL or astral plane or otherwise to fucking meet them in the first place? i have 0 issues talking to females and have had plenty of GFs but have been out of the game so long i have no goddamn clue where to meet women
This thread got very sad very quickly
MORE TIME
DANCELS WE NEED MORE TIME
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what the fuck is going on with Rachel
look at that shit
She's literally tapping him with her feet whenever she makes those movements.
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SHE'S POKING HIM WITH HER ASS
freddy's going to elbow her in the eye in the middle of sleeping
>>211630415yo this shit is disturbing.
fred is a swkenjoyer after all
Dan please take one win out of this fucking tank. I'm using all my autism powers to get the idea in his head to roll over. Please do it Daniel you're running out of time. She'll be on Freddy soon.
Angie is a whore, but she'll still fuck a retard (Part 1/8)
>>211630361Sucks to be you then. Only got yourself to blame if you put in no effort.
The fat hog sounds like someone trying to start up an old lawnmower.
Meanwhile, The Hog is on the brink of death in B3
If I was there I'd be fucking all of them, even Dan
Alright, funs over. Time to scare the shit out of everyone with tts.
>>211630415Death rattles.
she's against him, and chose to spoon him when getting back in bed, dont let the fredfags gaslight you.
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jesus the sounds
>rachel = dead
>daniel = cucked
it's been a good night
>>211630410you need to imitate his speech impediment otherwise its not that funny
>>211630388>meanwhile>anon is breeding mints
She also cucked Daniel out of most of the blanket lololo
>>211630441first death on the show?
>>211630427its the wrong move and will make him look desperate.
he's unironically winning rn
>stares at you while you slowly suffocate
>quiet snores in B4
>checks on B3
ACKKKKK
ACKKKKKKKK
AAAACKKKKK
>>211630448fuck was expecting the dan falling down the stairs clip
>missed the big angie spoons Dan twist cause I was jerking off
Yeah I think itโs time I start doing no-fap again
>>211630410gimmie anadow beeoh
rachel needs the fucking sleep apnea machine or she's going to fucking die
What a twist, all Dan has to do now is roll over.. and he fumbled
https://youtu.be/HviGQDHY5z8?t=32
>>211630467It was literally nothing. It's just 2 people sleeping in tight quarters with touch-starved autists pretending it's more
I don't care about the doxxing or the humilliation rituals the only reason I havent tried to be on the show is because the idea of a few hundred cryokeen types watching me sleep and commenting on every single little detail is disturbing
Jet actually needs to go check on Rachel
>>211630474>tfw forgot to load image
>>211630481bro she 100% big spooned that slingblade retard
>>211630466>FWEDDY PWEASE DON-ACK!
Dan gods she turned towards him what does this mean? Be specific im a autistic hkv and i need to know.
>>211630484Just say shot status called and we'll drag you to the finish line
if i was there i would feel her ass under the blankets, if she was into it i would try to start rubbing her pussy and trying to get her wet, then walk into bathroom and she follows then slam the whore. im pretty sure this would work out too
What day would this be in s1?
>>211630481n-no don't say that, my self insert daniel will get the girl and have an epic self improvement arc and he will be friends with jimmy and both of them will be on bloodgames 2 just w-wait and see
interesting. it's time to choose, angie
Freddy has chosen Arye
Ang cucked.
>the news i wrote is unchanged since 8 hours ago when i fell asleep
has anything happened since then
>>211630489her arm wasn't around him or anything lol. you guys are sad
>>211630494they will marry and have 7 children
Freddy you fuck turn back the other way
THE FREDSTER IS REJECTING HER
NOW ESKIMO KISSING AREY
Fredophiles our response?
>>211630481>It's just 2 people sleeping in tight quarters with touch-starved autists pretending it's moretrvke.
fishtank shiteaters are so used to goranian slop nontent that they literally need to play pretend like people sleeping is some grand cinematic master piece.
literally making content up in their head due to the lack of it.
>>211630511THE REAL ROMANCE BEGINS
Fred turned to the jew is it romantical or just bros?
>>211630496I've been in this situation but it was me and two girls and eventually I fucked one of them to completion and when I was done the other girl started crying
The experienced man's choice
>>211630494Memes aside all it really means is spooning is extremely uncomfortable and the moment you want to sleep you end it
>>211630506your jelly of dans wizz i get it bud its ok
>>211630474fishtank STAYs fumblin
meanwhile, mints is fumbling my balls in his mouth
you autists are making me sad how you cheer when you see minimal human contact on a livestream
>>211630505Yeah, bakers are just lazy. They just want to use their shitty pictures instead of actually making a good general
>JUST SAYING FUCK NOW
ONE OF YOU JUST RAPE HER ALREADY COME ON
>>211630508Thank god is she went with fred i would kill myself
NKTV is the kino you don't know that you need.
>>211630511inb4 aryeh cuddles up closer
Who the fuck sleeps like that?
>>211630544bake something good then faggot
is she trying to get his attention with all those movements but dan is saving it for marriage what a guy
>>211630548Woah, is that... keanu reeves?
>>211630540>he doesn't believe in FreddYe
>>211630481did you miss dan straight up stroking her hand
>>211630492OOWWWW GAWWDDD!!
>>211630540Yeah yeah, go work a job or something. We've been waiting all fucking day, at least let us have fun at her boyfriend's expense.
>>211630523were they hot?
>>211630540you're too low iq to envision what's going on at a micro scale
>>211630561All he needs is a haircut
>>211630560She's pretty clearly throwing a little fit because he won't turn around and give her what she wants
>What the fuck is this guys problem?
>>211630548Jet 100% did this challenge tonight to spite Jin.
How did Jin's interview with Burt go?
>>211630547with me
in the playroom
might as well recycle
>>211628171
>>211630555Jet wishes he stayed up for this.
daniel dealers back on top
>>211630540says the nigga watching autists sleeping at 5am n posting to /tv/
>>211630583Yeah man, a haircut
>>211630577Yeah they were both decent. Tight highschool girls.
>>211630583His teeth are fucked, fixing that shit won't be cheap
>>211630584power move, he got her hooked now.
that's what the "turn around fag" will never understand.
did dan just make an autistic grunt because he doesn't know what to do
>NOOOO STOP JERKING MY COCK
She's waiting for him to make a move so she can reject him. He's not falling for it. Stay strong brother.
Jet should come in there without a shirt and bellyflop onto ellie
>did you put something on my back
yeah her tits nigger
>>211630620He's fumbling it bitching and moaning at her
>>211630640you will never get it
dan is unironically a player
>spends all night trying to fuck her
>she spends all night trying to be on top of him
>did you put something on my back?
>verbal exhaustion
i want to work for jet and try to convince him it would be a really funny bit for me as production to try to flirt with the fish, join the superbed, fuck ellie and angie for the bit
>>211630658Nigger he's literally just autistic
>>211630675autism to player horseshoe theory proven once again
>>211630388>to the point where she is off the pillow (the pillow he put his head on that was hers btw)>fred keeps saying stuff and making her laugh>occasionally she will say "freddy stop" referencing the laughing, and dan will perk up saying "WHAT DID HE DO?" this happens several times>laughing continues as rachel is heard falling in the shower twice btw>all the while dan is trying to hold her hand with this awkward half-fist thing on her wrist>at one point she pulls her hand completely away>she is basically on freddy's chest at this point with her asscheeks spooning his leg>eventually freddy falls alseep, angie is half alseep, dan is very clearly wide awake, continues to try and hold her hand more and more>after what feels like hours of this stalemate, dan gives up and removes his hand>he turns around>not all hope is lost, however>angie moves closer to him, nearly initiating a spooning situation with her as big spoon>this lasts for a very small amount of time before she rolls back over closer to freddy>she may have been half a sleep, or whatever, but the spooning was rejected or failed>is now in a restless state between them, both their backs turned to her, looking somewhat frustrated>as i type this she goes in for another spoon attempt on dan and gives up>the angle of the camera may be making it seem like she is closer than she actually is>while all of this was happening, btw, rachel fell alseep without her cpap and with her hand in a bag of cookies.>fred fumbled a bit, but wasn't really trying to do anything>dan fumbled a dozen fucking times over and over>bubby has killed himself. He is the eternal CVCK of fishtank now>remember that HE is the one who sent her into the tank>the first Goranian night of season four(2/2)
Please repost for morningfags bros
>>211630668>"hey jet what if I walked in there with my erect cock out as a bit hahaha"
>>211630610Should have fucked the other one as well to make her feel better.
I feel really bad for Daniel. He's going to have to live with this humiliation for the rest of his life. Wouldn't be surprised if he admits himself to some mental health inpatient facility after this
>>211630691You forgot her taking off her bra
>>211630691omg I cant believe I forgot to mention that she fucking took her bra off in the middle of all this
Please insert that into the greentext
She fucking took off her bra in the middle of this event
>"how am I supposed to call him a wapist if he wont do anything??"
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haha hey angie u look restless maybe i could help i got mattress in the basement ;)
>>211630668>Jet I'm telling you man it would be hilarious if I finished on Ellie's back right now.
This reminds me of the time I invited my friend over and he brought his girlfriend and fucked her in my bed while I was pretending to not hear from the living room
dunno why, just does
i wish ellie would cough on me :(
she was awake the whole time the hand thing was happening, noticed it wasnt going anywhere and since she's literally been on top of him for like an hour, with room to not be touching either of them, she walked back into bed to spoon him. dan you're actually killing me.
>>211630737Should have gone through and asked if there was room for one more.
>>211630737What an asshole
>>211630737Did this to a girl I was friends with and years later found out she's a cuck now
angie is a lonely bitch stirring for a cuddle and dan is retarded
a tale as old as time itself
the hog is in actual danger my dad has a CPAC and im supposed to urgently wake him if he starts sounding like that
>>211629784>36 yo>spending his time in a fishtank threadWhy should anyone listen to you?
>>211630800She's cock starved. I'd put money on her being in a pissy shitty mood tomorrow.
>>211630801Holy shit what the actual fuck is up with those noises.
>>211630801I don't think they care if she dies
>>211630800She just has to be more assertive then doesn't she. He'll appreciate it.
>>211630801p sure they want her to die so they can end the show or at least gain viewership from it
from what I've seen Cowboy hasn't even tested her for a concussion even though she's fallen and hit her head hard multiple times
no but someone really needs to at least prop rachel up
>>211630841women are retarded and also bad at fucking
incels think "just spread em and he will jump right in"
now shes been prodding at freddy for a while but he is out cold
anybody have direnc's audition tape
goodnight ftl the only important thing thats happened since the hand bit was angie getting back in bed to spoon daniel. it was 100% purposeful and if I wake up to see any other narrative I will personally rape you all. He's in
ELLIE IS ON HER PHONE
LOOK AT THE LIGHT
>>211630938that's her safety vest.
>rubbing her legs against Freddy
when do angie/the fish usually wake up
>>211630938SHE HAS FOUR PHONES THE BITCH
>>211629784>>211630319I agree that we should stick with the socially agreed upon norm of 18 as the age of consent but any older is fair game. If you were in power the age of consent would be like 57.
>pedPedophiles are attracted to prepubescent girls. A 22 year old is way past done with puberty
>>211630055I heil you sir
>>211630961>falling for bait at 5 am on a sleeping stream
>>211631039socially agreed upon norm of 18
The mathematical formula for "can I fuck this" is (half your age + 7 years)
>>211631082>The hur durr is nigger +/- 20 unfuckable aidsDon't care
>>211631082>baboon nigger numbersThat's a propaganda formula invented by aging women to keep virile 35 year old groypers away from 19 year old Pinays
>not even one post per minute
lmaooo the show is absolutely dead
show and careers over bc wiggers forgot to hook their paypig up to a breathing machine would be poetic
>>211631180You're in the wrong thread retarde
>>211631039True she is an adult, so it's not pedophilia. but at the same time she looks like 14 or some shit and has a child like demeanor
shes swinging for the fences on freddy making a move
>>211631082>The mathematical formula for "can I fuck this" is (half your age + 7 years)amerimutts logic if she's over the age of consent it's game on
>>211629553Everyday they keep Rachel is a day fucked up
>>211629722>Normie fans don't know jet is a name fagging freak, and Sam is a pedoIt's so over bros...
>>211630055The age * 1/2 + 7 rule dictates that you are a predator.
Your bitch should be 25.5 years old at a minimum.
>>211629239honestly the more it goes on the more its so clear how much they fucked up by kicking Jin. I knew Jet was stupid fat and ugly but i i didnt know he was this stupid, fat and ugly
>>211629428goddamn it jet you fucking retard the kino you kicked out
>>211629772this name is perfect for him, fuck