Thread 211635330

bro looks androgenous

>>211635330 (OP)
Let's just light a pile of money on fire!

-Hollywood Jews, probably

If they do this now, they 100% cede cultural relevancy to the video game.

>2024
>caring about Amazon's Bond

If this happens, every single normie will be redpilled. Imagine the controversy over Little Mermaid or Snape but about a billion times worse. Bond is sacred, not some supporting character in a children's book series or a cartoon mermaid. He's a European one-man cultural institution and making him black will be the first shot in a nuclear culture war.

BUT DanielRPK is a pozzed faggot who routinely makes shit up and he said nothing beyond that he's being (((Considered))) just so Amazon can say they gave non-white actors a chance before just casting Aaron Taylor-Johnson or Leo Suter who are thre real candidates.

>>211635330 (OP)
They already killed off the last Bond, might as well kill the franchise while they're at it.

MORE NEWS:
>Amazon MGM has locked down a May 27, 2027 franchise for an untitled film which industry insiders claim is for Bond 26
>DanielRPK says they'll start shooting next year but production grids lists the start date as October 2025
>Amazon MGM will move from Pinewood to Liverpool because Disney/Marvel has an exclusivity deal with that studio
>Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Tom Brittney, Leo Suter, Tom Blythe are serious contenders. No one aside from DanielRPK has mentioned Aaron Pierre or any other non-white actors.
>David Leitch, Ilya Naishuller, Ben Wheatley are contenders for the director's spot.

>>211635330 (OP)
They wouldn’t make a black bond so light skin.

>Dr. Nah
>From Chiraq With Love
>Coalfinger
>Thunderchirp
>You Only Bail Twice
>On Her Majesty's Social Service
>Live And Let Breath
>The Man With The Golden Strap
>The Cop Who Shot Me
>Buckbreaker
>For Your Wings Only
>Octatroon
>A Bodycam To A Kill
>The Living Alarmchirps
>Licence to Pick
>Tomorrow Never Bails
>The Welfare Is Not Enough
>Steal Another Day
>Chiq-fil-a Royale
>Quantum of Basedsauce
>No Time To Breath

>>211635589
>David Leitch, Ilya Naishuller, Ben Wheatley

it doesn't matter who is bond, we are so cooked bond bros

>>211635729
>NOOOO IT CAN'T BE A JOURNEYMAN ACTION DIRECTOR IT HAS TO BE SOME OSCAR WINNING SPIC FAGGOT WHO DOESN'T SPEAK ENGLISH BUT MAKES LE PRESTIGE MOVIES
If you have a problem with that lineup, you're not a Bond fan. Someone like Leitch or Wheatley is music to a Bond fan's ears. Enough "prestige' pseud hacks shitting up Bond.

>>211635729
With Leitch, maybe we get more humorous Bond ala Moore era

>an expoding banana
>but why can't I eat it?
>it explodes
>but why cant I eat it?

>believing some guy with BLM in his Xitter bio
It'll be David Leitch with Drew Pearce writing and Aaron Taylor-Johnson as Bond.

>>211635500
>Bond is sacred, not some supporting character in a children's book series or a cartoon mermaid. He's a European one-man cultural institution and making him black will be the first shot in a nuclear culture war.
What are you even talking about you dumb cunt? This place is the only board or forum or whatever else that I've seen where Bond is deified. Literally nobody cares anymore. Imagine thinking he's a "European Icon". He's literal Bri'ish Propaganda. How is that in any shape or form European culture? You can grab any person in my Eurocunt and 9/10 will prefer Spider-Man or Batman or Iron Man, be they 10 or 80. My 90 Y/O grandma knows who Batman is. That's what an institution and an "icon" is. Bond's just another boomer action hero. Conan's more of an icon than Bond. In what sort of fantasyland do you live in?
>>211635330 (OP)
No chance. Either just to drum up discourse (and make people go easier on the actual pick), or because they have to check off nonwhites due to regulations, regardless of whether they intend to cast one or not. Bond's going to be some Bri'ish white twink and that's the end of it.

>>211636004
>What are you even talking about you dumb cunt? This place is the only board or forum or whatever else that I've seen where Bond is deified. Literally nobody cares anymore. Imagine thinking he's a "European Icon". He's literal Bri'ish Propaganda. How is that in any shape or form European culture? You can grab any person in my Eurocunt and 9/10 will prefer Spider-Man or Batman or Iron Man, be they 10 or 80. My 90 Y/O grandma knows who Batman is. That's what an institution and an "icon" is. Bond's just another boomer action hero. Conan's more of an icon than Bond. In what sort of fantasyland do you live in?
You're a spectacularly ruined person. Unrestricted internet access from a young age really destroyed any chance you had. Jesus.

fucking kikes

>>211636004
Bond may not sell toys but he's a far more prestigious and respected character than whatever childish nonsense you're on about. He is sponsored by the most prestigious brands in the world. You're definitely out of touch with reality.

>>211635589
>David Leitch, Ilya Naishuller, Ben Wheatley are contenders for the director's spot

Yikes.

>No one cares about Bond
>but they care about Batman and Spider-Man!!
another day in underage brown Xitter tourist infested /tv/
jesus fuck put these people out of their misery

>>211636122
>>211635729
You're so right sisters we don't need action movie directors we need someone like Sean Baker or Ti West or some other heckin cool A24 director!! Bond is a misogynist relic but still!!

>>211635330 (OP)
>Plant a rumour that you are gonna cast a black actor as Bond (make a deal with his agents for giving him all the attention)
>Reveal your actual choice a bit later
>"Oh he might be [insert slur] but at least he's a white guy"
They can get away with basically any casting choice this way

>>211635330 (OP)
You've met Nomi
Now get ready for NOYU

Your ass is being considered for a foot. Stop posting stupid rumors.

>>211635330 (OP)
Will they ever come up with their own shit? XXX was created to be their own superspy series. But they always have to covet and lust for what the white people have, and all of their pathetic dreams revolve around replacing white people.

>>211636159
> doesn't mention a24 slop or the hack ti west
> strawmans it anyway
NGMI

>>211635330 (OP)
>We need a spy who can blend in with the natives at Moscow
>He's whiting up as we speak

>>211636232
DanielRPK is making shit up. It's been known for a while now that Aaron Taylor-Johnson or Leo Suter are the two main contenders. They're still vetting them though and it'll take some time.
>>211636268
Then who should direct Bond? Because Leitch and Weatley are as about as good as it gets when you're talking classical Bond directors.

>>211635589
>Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Tom Brittney, Leo Suter, Tom Blythe are serious contenders.
Of these, Brittney looks the chaddest but Suter would also be good.
>David Leitch, Ilya Naishuller, Ben Wheatley are contenders for the director's spot.
Dear God, no. None of them. Leitch and Naishuller are pure reddit.

>>211635728
>The Welfare is Not Enough

>>211636293
>Aaron Taylor-Johnson or Leo Suter
Grim

>>211636285
James Bond went to Madagascar(an african majorly black country)and nobody complained, though.

>>211635728
>Thunderchirp
O i am laffin

>>211635330 (OP)
I thought Bond always had to be a white male

>>211636422
white people are all over the world doing business and owning shit. blacks arent if you are not the son of a dictator, nog. white bond can go anywhere, black bond is a sore thumb. sorry to show you the world. I want black bond though, I want this whole shit to crash and burn

>>211635330 (OP)
Lol the race of the bond character isn't going to be why this movie completely sucks donkey dicks

>>211635330 (OP)
I find it funny that people still think bond is this realistic spy story so he can't be black when this dude literally fights supervillains in space.

>>211637496
>Bond was in space once
>therefore it takes place in the same universe as Gay Niggas in Outer Space
this is your brain nigga

>>211635589
Terrible set of actors.
ATJ is charisma void, he will forever remain Kickass dude.
Brittney doesn't look like a Bond at all. He can play football player or smth.
Suter is the best but even him doesn't have the MAN written on his face. He'd be okay Q.
Blythe looks like a tranny.
Is it really that hard to find unknown black haired interesting looking actor? Do we really need to go through the bunch of football players, trannies and waiters to get proper handsome black haired guy with the natural manly charm?
Have Hollywood just made such a type go extinct?

It's women. They think society is like a primary school and every child gets to play with every toy. James Bond is just make believe and now its the black man's turn, its only fair.

>>211635330 (OP)
>Who?
Jamal Bond, sir. He’s a black British secret agent. He was probably sent here to acquire the plans for Operation Purple Drank III.
>Black secret agent? BLACK! They sent a stupid fucking NIGG…(sighs with disgust)…right. Have your men take those plans and hide them inside of a book, then in a stack of job applications, then in a waterproof container. Anchor it in the deep end of the east wing pool and make sure to remove any flotation devices from the facility. If there’s three things blacks can’t stand, it’s books, job applications and swimming so the plans will be perfectly safe. Next, have the gift shop announce a 50% sale on all designer basketball shoes, hats and sports jerseys with free Kool aid to all customers. Capture him while he’s trying on shoes, then call the police and child welfare services to find out if he’s got any outstanding warrants or behind on any child support for the many illegitimate children he is sure to have. They will both undoubtedly answer yes to these inquiries and when they do, you may then coordinate a time to turn him over to their custody.
Very good sir.

>>211635589
>Ben Wheatley
That would be a hilarious fucked up Bond

>>211637570
They want to cast a british and they are the best to offer right now.

>>211635728
lul. gud

Gotta love how clickbait articles have been milking the Bond casting meme for a decade now

>comicbookmovie
>reliable source

>>211635589
>source: my ass

>>211635728
>On Her Majesty's Social Service
>The Cop Who Shot Me
kek

>>211635500
They specifically mentioned he doesn’t need to be white when it came to their requirements.

>>211635330 (OP)
This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.

>>211635330 (OP)
>Aaron Pierre
Better than Aaron Taylor-Johnson but that's not saying much.
He's a good actor but casting a black Bond will create a bunch of dumb controversy for no reason and make it another pawn in the culture-wars bullshit that you can no longer just sit down and enjoy casually. If they want a black Bond, call him 006 (or any number besides 007) and then write it exactly if you were writing a typical Bond film

>DanielRPK
This faggot always says someone is being "eyed" and never ends up being true

> Its another /tv/ gets angry at a made-up scenario

great...

>>211635330 (OP)
>BA NA NA NA
>BANANA

>>211639816
>Better than Aaron Taylor-Johnson
Kys
Also if they wanted a black Bond they had IDRIS ELBA right there

It was her turn!

>>211639931
please stop posting russophobic pictures

>>211635330 (OP)
This nigga zesty AF.

>>211635728
>quantum of basedsauce
>not quantum of soul
i know you hate blacks, but you fucked up big here

>>211635330 (OP)
Don't care, shan't watch.

>>211635330 (OP)
Little light in the loafers, Bond?