Thread 211639631

Well? who's winning this?

>>211639631 (OP)
Us, the moviegoers

>>211639631 (OP)
The Distortus Rex will become the most iconic dinosaur in the Jurassic franchise.

>>211639631 (OP)
Obviously:
>jurassic around a billy
>jewperman around 500
>m she u flops

>>211639631 (OP)
Jurassic World

We do, by not watching.

>>211639919
mmm yum yum yum

>>211639631 (OP)
WORST SUMMER EVER!

Me, playing Minecraft ignoring all three

>>211639918
Why do you specify FF will flop when 500m for Jewperman would also be a flop on its budget

>>211639631 (OP)
Imagine leaving your home to go watch any of this crap.

>>211639631 (OP)
Jurassic Park. It sucks, but if you want dinos it’s the only game in town. There’s a million different flavors of capeshit.

>>211639631 (OP)
even the last jurassic world direct to streaming slop broke a billion
JW 1.1, superman max 700, fantastic max 375

>>211639631 (OP)
The exact order in the picture. Box office will be JW>>>Superman>>>>>>>>>>F4

JW easy.
Superman will barely earn above budget.
F4 will flop.

>>211639919
Someone told me she got breast reduction surgery, yet her tits seem bigger.

>>211639631 (OP)
I have money down on a parlay with both JW and Superman breaking a billion.

>>211639919
Imagine Sydney in this scene instead....

>>211641375
She had that surgery 15 years ago, she has gotten fat since then.

>>211639919
Why are people hyped for this movie when Jurassic slop is a bad movie?

>>211641533
Im gonna need some documentation and photos

>>211640598
I meant FF will be a mega flop and probably make 240 mil or some shit

>>211641555
Dominion broke a billion with barely any dinosaurs. Its dinosaurs. People like dinosaurs.

>>211641533
Nta, but how is she fat in that webm?

>>211641898
That's called a bomb

CHUDs

>>211641945
The size of her thighs and stomach, not to mention the fact that she wears her pants above her belly button like every other fat woman does.

>>211639631 (OP)
Jurassic wins, Superman does well enough, no one gives a shit about Fantastic 4 because their concept has been done over a hundred times with more interesting characters.

>>211641166
I watch dino documentaries instead. The last JP I watched was the 3rd one. It was like a boring B-movie.
>>211641367
This. No surprises there. Supes will never pull a Minecraft because it's Supes and people are mostly indifferent to him.

>>211642095
Good movies, but there's not remake upcoming.

>>211642223
lol
lmao

FF is predicted to make over 2b. it's likely the most hyped up marvel movie of all time, bigger than fucking endgame

>>211639631 (OP)
Anybody that wants these movies to flop (they will)

>>211639631 (OP)
I haven't been to the popcorn stadium since the plague, and now more than ever, I don't regret staying home.

>>211641375
>>211639919
They look like bolt on here, might have gotten som work done to keep them perky

>>211641375
was never proven
innocent like brie larson

>>211643083
lmao what are you smoking bro, there's zero hype around it, I'm terminally online and if it wasn't for this thread I wouldn't even know the premiere date

>>211639834
CINEMA IS BACK

>>211640598
not him, but as bad as superman looks, it has a couple of things giving it the edge over F4
>it's not a movie where you have to do homework to understand the setting.
>superman is still the lead character, unlike with F4 having only sue and female silver surfer stealing the spotlight.
>they're really betting on the pet angle for the youngest and most casual audience, unlike F4 barely using ben grimm.
>>211641367
this

>>211641375
Movies are not real life

>>211639631 (OP)
IRS, shareholders a little, effects "artists", mid actors, and Jews.

>>211639631 (OP)
Jurassic movies always do crazy business overseas so I think Dinos win.

>>211642145
She's like 70 give her a break

>>211639631 (OP)
In the long run? Jurassic World. Its budget is only $180 and makes back most of its cost on the merch and toys. Meanwhile Superman has a budget of over $360 million and Fantastic Four $250. So while JW may make less gross, its profits will likely be higher.

>>211641555
Edwards as director so it will at least visually look good (which it already does vs Superman and FF), the writer of the first two JP movies is returning, and no Pratt are all reasons to be hopeful.

>>211639631 (OP)
Jurassic World doesn't break a billion but still turns a profit
Superman does okay but makes less money than GotG 1 did without even adjusting for inflation
Fantastic Four under performs but isn't a total bomb

>>211639631 (OP)
All 3 of them underperform
Jurassic World is the highest grossing but still a sharp downturn for its franchise
Superman falls short of Man of Steel's unadjusted gross and Snydercucks celebrate
Fantastic Four is the lowest grossing but gets the best critical and audience reception