>>211650472first you have to eat a tin of 90 year old rotten fish
then you have to sauna naked with your 250lb naked grandfather, uncle, cousin and boss from work
then you have to drink 1.5 litres of vodka under the midnight sun
then you have to get actinic deprivation and commit suicide
then you fuck your mother; while watching The Moomins cartoon on VHS
that's pretty much the finnish checklist