Thread 211645884

The zoomie generation's Marilyn Monroe and you can't convince me otherwise.

>>211645884 (OP)
Hopefully she does by 27

>>211646204
Does what!?!?!

>>211645884 (OP)
Was Albert Einstein just a fictional character played by Marilyn Monroe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYzjorp3AOA

>>211646251
an unaliving

>>211645884 (OP)
I've never seen this woman's face.

>>211645884 (OP)
Does that mean she's going to fuck the president?

>>211645884 (OP)
Marilyn Monroe was attractive though...

massive tiddies

Marilyn fucked the POTUS, Sinatra, and everyone in her path. Call me when Sydney has fucked Trump and Ye.

Her movie "Voyeurs" is on Tubi, her black boyfriend doesnt want to have sex with her, wtf is this movie lol.

>>211646888
Imagine looking at the pic OP posted and not thinking it's attractive.

>>211645884 (OP)
Not as talented not as pretty not as charismatic not as well known not as well liked

>>211647055
she's not hambeast enough

There weren't any sydney sweeney shill threads while tel aviv was being bombed

>>211645884 (OP)
Trump's gonna fuck this bitch and then order her dead

>>211646325
Einstein fucked JFK?!

>>211647117
She genuinely doesn't, sure her tits have some weight but I can't get over how weird her face looks

>>211645884 (OP)
That top is disgusting

>>211647357
I like dumb bimbo faces.

>>211645884 (OP)
marilyn wasn't cross-eyed

>>211647117
>Anon, look! I can't stop these massive tits from falling out every fucking time
>"Isn't she beautiful? Are you gay?"
No, you jerk off and get on with your day because there are dozens of whores around just like her. She simply pretends she's just like you for the sake of making you imagine she could ever be your gf.

>>211645884 (OP)
There needs to be more pics of hot girls getting out of cars.

There needs to be more pics of women getting hit by cars

>>211647431
Is she still pretty to you without the dumb bimbo makeup

Anyone see a hot girl and instantly start wondering what her pussy currently smells like? It’s getting really bad because I can’t socialize normally with women because I’m constantly thinking about their genitals. I don’t see them as humans to communicate with anymore. How can I fix this? Cut out porn?

>>211645884 (OP)
You are correct

>>211647431
Me too, they're hot.

>>211646251
Oral sex with me.

>>211647718
Yeah

>>211647207
>The one thing jews are doing right

>>211647852
>ugly without makeup
>ugly with makeup
Damn bro

>>211647956
You're gay.

>>211646888
norma jean was mid asf, boomer

>>211646888
Monroe was fat, baby boomer.

>>211648396
That's why she's an American icon.

>>211647852
You can tell she got fillers. She doesn't fix the eye because that way it doesn't become too obvious that she has fillers and botox.

>>211646251
poop in my chest

>>211647979
>you're gay for not liking this mid looking roastie

Get some new material son

>>211648534
Here's a song dedicated just for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOcYdHwc1Zo

>>211645884 (OP)

I'm looking forward to the possible Barbarella reboot she's apparently Producing providing that Paul Verhoeven is Directing!!!FACT!!!

>>211648534
If you had an ounce of honor you would post an example of what you believe is a beautiful woman instead of overused reaction images

>>211645884 (OP)
I never understood why women would idolize someone with sex issues, drug issues; who died a needless death at a young age.
> but they keep on doing it, generation after generation

She needs to date a bad boy

>>211645884 (OP)
is she dead yet?

>>211648898
*she needs to date a black boy
Fixed that for you

She's probably in my top 3 most coomed to of the 2020s

>>211647207
Don't give the jews credit for Sweeney. That's red blooded (white) American horny posting

>>211649059
Nope.

>>211648470
What's a filler?

>>211645884 (OP)
There's a walled garden up the road, we're going to take you there, cut your throat.
Not across, in the middle like a hole.
Then we take your balls and we stuff them in the cut, block the windpipe.
It's very gratifying to watch a man you don't like try to pull his own balls out of his throat before he chokes.

zoomgroid here
i prefer to have a pretty face to go with the big tiddies (pic related is ideal), you jeets need to start shilling prettier actresses here

>>211648898
Look at her tongue.

>>211648724
honor is for retards

>>211649194
>pic related
wrong pic?

>>211649194
She's too short. I want to fart on her.

>>211649194
That ginger is pretty much exclusively shilled by jeets here

>>211649194
lol that imax fivehead

>>211645884 (OP)
Nah just another fotm Hollywood it girl that will be forgotten in 2 years

>>211647207
Huh, odd
>>211649059
You are correct

>>211645884 (OP)
I'm 47, though, and I quite like her.

Starting to think you guys are either jealous harpies or troons.

>>211649648
not everyone has such low standards

>>211649194
Francesca is insanely hotter than sydney and unlike sydney she doesn't prefer to have sex scenes with joggers, if kikes didn't have a personal vendetta against redheads she would have a career

>>211649648
I'm just here to make the shills upset

>>211650101
Your wasting your free time "trying to upset" people who are supposedly paid to shill here and you think that youre the one winning?

>>211649204
water pistol kelly slaying prime pussy

tall is all that's needed

>>211649194
zoomers can be pretty based sometimes

>>211645884 (OP)
It's that her tits are so fat and juicy. You could put Bella Ramsey's head on her body and she'd still be hot af.

>>211646251
Get her boobs covered in soap water and wrap them around my penis.

>>211650458
How do gooners have so much power

>>211649597
Good taste, Agent 47

>>211649597
likely larger portion of her heterosexual male admirers is 35+
any zoomers liking her are girls and transfolk that watch euphoria.

>>211646204
Marilyn was 36 when she died.

>>211645884 (OP)
I say more like Pamela Anderson.

>>211650458
Only if you plastic bagged her. No, I don't mean paper bagged. I mean kill her by way of suffocation, with a black plastic bag.

>>211645884 (OP)
why do all famous zoomettes have that xanax stare?

where are my dafne zoomers at??

>>211650756
Hypertelorism is also common with zoomettes, like Anya Taylor-Joy and Halle Bailey.

>>211650756
Billie eilish laid the foundation for them

>>211645884 (OP)
sydney is more like the zoomie generation's megan fox

>>211650801
qt

>>211651051
Megan has always been an insufferable cunt. Sydney is pretty likable.

>>211649194
Hasn't she resorted to selling her clothes to perverts on the internet to fund her hollywood dreams?

>>211650704
>>211645884 (OP)
holy fuck it's like looking into the future

>>211646653
You know she wants to.

>>211651467
leftists b like
>wtffff an american that is actually proud to be an american REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>211651120
>Sydney is pretty likable.
How? She lies about herself to seem likeable, about her background, her hobbies, her views on anything (crying how bad it was to be objectified by men while at the same time appealing to that very same crowd). Together with her fiancé she basically told her costar that pretending to cheat on their significant others was going to make her movie successful with no regard for his girlfriend or her costar's opinion on the matter. When she wanted to fly in to get answers (his entire family was already there), she was basically told she wasn't allowed by not only the costar but also Sydney. This girl will throw anyone in front of the bus to get rich or some publicity.

>>211651307
haha wouldn't it be gross and weird if she was selling her panties that were stained with her vaginal discharge and a few hairs from her anus?? haha ewww lol

>>211651561
I haven't heard about any of that, then again I don't really look into it. She just seemed likeable from what I saw of her.

>>211651467
Is that supposed to be one of the photos, or is it a random pic they used to stir shit and there is actually some of her in a MAGA hat somewhere?

>>211648921
This

>>211651496
>rightoids when they go to a sperm clinic and all the donors were jewish

>>211651658
it wasn't her, was the dad or something. as if that was forbidden somehow.

>>211649591
Zesty...

>>211645884 (OP)
holey crap.. is that syndey boobey? no way! i wanna eat her booch off the bone

>>211651702
>implying I don't just drink it straight from the tap
i keep it real like that

>>211646204
She wont, she'll be producing and raising children with me for a long time! 10 years, at least!

I want
>>211650801
To ride my cock while
>>211650059
Rides my face

>>211651467
>>211651658
>or is it a random pic they used
I fucking hate this modern trend of using some random archive photo of whatever they are reporting on.

>>211651637
She was the producer of the film, Powell often mentioned how she was the mastermind behind it all but never went into details. It's obvious why, both of them are fame-hungry and will do anything for it. Sweeney had her staff "leak" that they were basically fucking all for some publicity, it's the only reason why this horrible movie got any traction at all.

>>211651561
>crying how bad it was to be objectified by men

Proof?

>>211649194
>>211650059
IMAGINE THE RED PUBIC HAIR
FUCK ITS DRIVING ME WILD

>>211652153
What is the browns obsession with pubic hair?

>>211652153
I did and now I have to fap which is something I wasn't planning on doing
Thanks asshole

>>211652009
One of many samples. When someone else says she's doing it, then she says it's her empowering herself, when she's asked to have an opinion, then suddenly it's an issue.

>>211652153
based firecrotch appreciator

>>211646485
took me longer than it should have to get it, but I kek

>>211648534
>>211649304
beta coper afraid of well deserved criticism, hes dead, nothing to see, move on.

>>211652862
I look like that and say that

>>211645884 (OP)
MMM MMMH *POP*
MMM MMMH *POP*
Ahhhhhhh

>>211651561
>significant others
God the way Americans speak is so fucking gay

sextape when

>>211652497
Do you have a better sample than that? Because I don't even consider that to be a sample of what your claiming. That is a picture of vapid nothing.

>>211652862
this isn't a joking matter horny indians really are obsessed with sydney

>>211651307
That's really fucking disgusting
Link?

>>211645884 (OP)
She looks like the girl at my local Taco Bell drive thru window

>>211645884 (OP)
She looks like the girl that let me used her as a toilet after eating taco bell

>>211647852
>I've literally had sex with multiple women who are hotter than the gen Z "Marilyn Monroe"
haha, lol

>>211653734
>I heard the green ones make you extra randy

>>211649194
I'm a millennialchad, and this girl is definitely hotter than Sweeney, although very dark, not quite black hair, with pale skin and light eyes is best.

>>211650801
reporting in

>>211653469
https://poshmark.com/closet/fcapaldi/

>>211649194
>>211650059
That's a very average looking face waifufag and her fashion is dogshit, Sweeny knows how to make herself look hot.

nice breasts are a diamond dozen

>>211645884 (OP)
Marilyn Monroe was fat and useless because she was an alcoholic drug addict.
It took Billy Wilder 60 takes across 2 days to get her to say one measly short sentence in "Some Like it Hot" because of how messed up she was.

Source - the commentary

>>211654862
Samuel Wilder (Yiddish: שמואל װילדער Shmuel Vilder[7]) was born on June 22, 1906,[8] to a Jewish family[

>>211649194
>>211650059
>they hated her because she mogs

>>211647718
I got banned for posting her without makeup here

>>211647207
dumb question, it still is

>>211650756
It's the way they do their eye makeup

>>211654925
good, jannies shouldn't let uggos get posted here

>>211653734
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/Pscou9kXDEXy2xv271hcDA/

lmao

>>211645884 (OP)
I don't think so I have a whole set of Monroe kinos ; Some Like it Hot, NIagara, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, The Seven Year Itch, etc..
What's the best thing Sweeney has done?

>>211649194
Nice fembot outfit Austin Powers
Her tits seem nice though, her red hair keeps her in that fetish zone forever.

>>211655041
To be fair she was Greatest Generation after all, compared to that Zoomer Monroe should have really bad movies.

She owes me sex

>>211651467
>Maga-inspired hats
Kek, cowboys were trump supporters 150 years ago?

>>211655146
>Maga-inspired hats
I'd assume it's some journ*listic garbage ploy

>>211654914
WOW THERE ARE JEWS IN HOLLYWOOD? I HAD NO IDEA

>>211655335
i was only noticing

>>211654719
yet her average face is still prettier than this cross eyed whore
>sweeney knows how to make herself look hot
100 pounds of makeup will make anyone look hot but for some reason will still look putrid

Why do sydneyfags keep gaslighting themselves to believe she's the most beautiful woman ever? It's pretty pathetic being this delusional

>>211655631
theres something very sexy and attractive about her face
its not gaslighting

Have you sydney fans considered moving to midwest america? You'll see plenty of women that look like her at every gas station or grocery store, can't guarantee they'll have the same booba size

i don't get the appeal
ok yeah booba i guess but i've seen plenty of normal women who look way more attractive

>>211655335
Do you have a problem with celebrating the jews in hollywood? All of them need to be recognized, antisemite!

>>211645884 (OP)
Sydney is the Goddess.

>>211657189
>getting mogged by a bug
yikes

The seethe a blonde woman generates on /tv/ is hilarious. Spic lovers seething, Gook lovers seething, /tv/ is an antiwhite shithole.

>>211657274
The goddess of what?

>>211657444
the blonde woman you speak of is also antiwhite

>>211656621
There are a bunch of examples of celebrities who, if you went to a large college campus, you'd see 20 hotter women within just one day.

>>211645884 (OP)
i want to blow a load on her titties

>>211656435
in ohio she's still a 8

>>211657444
she bleaches her hair

>>211645884 (OP)
she isnt being turned out by politicians

>>211647852
>>211648470
>>211656995
How come there's no threads about her hitting the wall? Making fun of actresses that are wall'd is /tv/ tradition

>>211657972
Someone has to be attractive at least once to be able to hit the wall.

I don't think I've ever seen her in anything I liked but she has a very nice body so it's ok

>>211657634
Fucking hell lol

>>211657189
When did syndey answer the call?

shes brutally mogging every zoomer actress and the waifufags are seething

>>211650059
Sydney >>>> all.

period.

>>211647055
>Voyeurs
When Pippa and Thomas move into their dream apartment, they notice that their windows look directly into the apartment opposite – inviting them to witness the volatile relationship of the attractive couple across the street. But what starts as a simple curiosity turns into full-blown obsession with increasingly dangerous consequences.

Is it worth watching? I think i've only seen one of Sydneys movies, it was about a nun or something. Has she been in any good movies?

>>211657447
Of all humans.

>>211658362
Yeah, and the holocaust actually happened

>>211658413
I'm just glad you 4chan weirdos finally like a actual pretty hot girl and not being obsessed with Tyler Swift. lol I mean you gotta admit she does look like a transexual, born a man. I never got why you guys on here were obsessed with her.

>>211647777
holy checked

>>211646903
hell yea

>>211647777
>the lady you want to party all night with
>>>211656995
>the lady you were partying with in the morning

>>211658642
Would ya just look at it! Just look at it! Look at that random number! It's gotta mean something!

lol why are you guys so schizo and obsessed with post numbers. They are legit just random. They mean nothing.

>>211658362
>>211658413
>>211658540
>>211658600
lil bro is trying too hard

>>211658765
>ebonics

>>211651467
>trump supporter
>has sex with black guys
yep, this tracks

>>211647852
still dont care...you faggots disgust me to no end

>>211645884 (OP)
>nearly 200 replies
>absolutely zero fap worthy pictures
just a bunch of amerimutt faggots going back and forth about nothing
die you foreskinless niggermutts, get off my board

>>211657634
No wonder jeets love her so much

>>211658897
Awwwe, thirdie so angie!

I love making sydneyfags seethe

>>211658942
>t.

>>211647207
But I'm from South America

>>211659009
makes sense

>>211659191
My posting being affected by bombs in Israel??

>>211654484
>no unwashed panties for sale
I'm no longer interested but thanks anyway

>>211659485
anytime i see a pic of abigail shapiro i imagine all the horny teens that pretended to be friends with her fuckwit brother just so they could try to have sex with her, i certainly would've

>>211645884 (OP)
zero iconic roles

>>211659692
kek, I bet he was the "akchually.." kid in high school

>>211659485
abby a cute

*211658413
not even close you pathetic jeet simps

>>211659485
>>211660077
dayum she cute

this thread is being hijacked by khazar milkers

>>211645884 (OP)
sydney is perfect in body and soul.
i would allow her to defeat my cock.

>>211660120
>>211660383

>>211660570
no

>>211660570
I too have fallen victim to the forbidden temptation of khazar milkers

>>211660570
>>211661002
In my experience khazar milkers look better in clothed than unclothed.
Unless you're into giant pepperoni nipples

>>211660570
>>211661002
>>211661165
gib khazar milkie

>>211661186
I like her not because the tits but because of her features and her white skin with dark hair and eyes, I would even prefer her with small boobs

>>211661186
>giant pepperoni nipples
That's my favorite kind of areola
FUCK! Now I have to reconsider my antisemitism

>>211660570
God bless Israel

I want to slam a jewess so fucking bad

>>211661326
>her white skin with dark hair and eyes
a man of culture
>I would even prefer her with small boobs
eh it depends, sometimes that's okay

>>211648470
I don't think so. It's just age and makeup. Never underestimate makeup.

>>211661165
>>211661326
vile

>>211646251
Releases a line of sexbots.

>>211658999
Excuse me.
I'm actually hungarian by blood (read: some extinct siberian gook race)

>>211645884 (OP)
Yes, she is massively overrated and a good litmus test for determining tastelets.

Sweeney-haters, unite. Fuck her. Winona, Stone, etc., far outweigh this zoomoid.

>>211664651
gay

>>211645884 (OP)
If war breaks out, would Sydney do a series of nude pinups for the troops?

>>211647207
anon please take your meds I'm begging you

>>211647777
she has a real old school 70s look in this photo

>>211666666
Got the get

>>211645884 (OP)
>The zoomie generation's Marilyn Monroe
Incorrect.

>>211645884 (OP)

daily reminder she was 4th hottest girl on the show

1. Jules
2. Rue
3. that bratty bichh
4. titsmcgee