Thread 211647807 - /tv/ [Archived: 1262 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:56:02 PM No.211647807
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md5: 5c4061b6033c411de58d516a290d5a94๐Ÿ”
What would you do if you were invisible
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:57:09 PM No.211647862
>>211647807 (OP)
insanely cute shota hot boys
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:57:10 PM No.211647863
i would turn myself in and hope to get a lighter punishment to reward my honesty.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:57:59 PM No.211647904
>>211647807 (OP)
yes. what you are thinking. not violently and probably would use drugs, but yes, absolutely I would.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:58:43 PM No.211647934
>>211647807 (OP)
fall down the stairs, become invisible stumbling block
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:58:54 PM No.211647944
>>211647904
?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:05:26 PM No.211648218
>>211647863
Kek
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:17:37 PM No.211648728
>>211647807 (OP)
assault and harass jews every day
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:18:41 PM No.211648766
>>211647807 (OP)
Your mom
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:18:53 PM No.211648774
>>211647807 (OP)
Kill Epstein.
Uh...ignore that...
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:19:09 PM No.211648790
>>211648728
Why do you need to be invisible to do that
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:19:50 PM No.211648821
>>211647807 (OP)
eat the pussy of teen girls
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:20:03 PM No.211648825
>>211647807 (OP)
go in liquor stores and steal vodka.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:20:16 PM No.211648838
>>211647807 (OP)
same thing I do now but I would not pay for groceries
Replies: >>211660010
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:21:00 PM No.211648877
>>211647807 (OP)
make the Warwick Davis copypastas real
also rape
Replies: >>211654073
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:22:08 PM No.211648917
>>211647807 (OP)
FREE FOOD
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:23:59 PM No.211648999
>>211647807 (OP)
squeeze butts
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:35:17 PM No.211649485
>>211647807 (OP)
>say nigger around black people
>watch them beat the shit out of the nearest guy
Replies: >>211655806 >>211656268
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:41:00 PM No.211649738
>>211647807 (OP)
>go to Super Bowl and lightly kick football during kickoff
>poop invisible poop in buses and taxis
>masturbate while making loud pleasure noises at animal petting zoos
>at the end climb to the top shelf at a Costco and die
Replies: >>211656905 >>211675650
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:45:42 PM No.211649930
>>211647807 (OP)
I'll pretend to be some kind of demon or vampire so I can seduce crazy goth girls
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:46:11 PM No.211649947
smuggle drugs by shoving them up my ass to turn them invisible and make cops seethe when their drug dogs bark like crazy for no apparent reason
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:50:07 PM No.211650107
I would fuck with power
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:52:03 PM No.211650177
Go blind because the light would be passing straight through my retinas
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:57:48 PM No.211650440
>>211648790
to escape the law
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:58:10 PM No.211650456
creep into suburban homes at night and scream at the top of my lungs while being completely imperceptible sounds like a blast
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:02:15 PM No.211650609
>>211647807 (OP)
Get a job as a john cena impersonator.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:08:00 PM No.211650856
>>211647807 (OP)
I would probably try phrogging
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:13:16 PM No.211651072
shitpost on 4chan
every day
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:18:17 PM No.211651263
>>211647807 (OP)
Live out in the wilderness like Survivorman, steal everything that I need without getting caught, and be excellent at hunting because the wildlife can't see me. If I encounter other people I can pretend to be a ghost to scare them away to be left alone.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:20:58 PM No.211651364
>>211647807 (OP)
I think I would slowly descend into madness letting my deep desires come to flower just like kevin bacon in hollow man
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:23:48 PM No.211651465
>forget I'm invisible
>get hit by a car while trying to cross the street
SUPER AGGRO CRAG !!lvskrld+4TB
6/18/2025, 11:25:38 PM No.211651518
>>211647807 (OP)
scream SUPER loud

just out of no where

you don't see anyone but then someone just explodes with sound and there's no one there

i'd make people think there was something wrong with them
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:29:46 PM No.211651678
>>211651518
alternatively, follow someone around whispering in their ear so they think they are schizo
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:31:27 PM No.211651748
>>211647807 (OP)
I would rape, just like I imagined when I was 11
Replies: >>211654073
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:34:10 PM No.211651870
>>211647807 (OP)
Find someone with charisma who is suggestable. Make him believe he is hearing the voice of God. Talk him into starting a cult. See how many followers we can amass.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:34:15 PM No.211651875
>>211647807 (OP)
I would rob back the aluminum cans I turn in for recycling $ and then turn them in at different places
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:53:38 PM No.211652615
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md5: 000672209cac891f35e08fedef3672f2๐Ÿ”
>>211647807 (OP)
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:57:32 PM No.211652780
>>211647807 (OP)
>go to crush's house and watch her get naked
>get extremely turned off when she farts because she thinks she's alone and i can't leave because she'll hear me so i have to stand there and breathe in her rancid ass fumes
>have to watch her scratch her ass and pop her pimples and sniff her finger afterwards
>lose interest in women for a while
>develop a new crush
>repeat process
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:00:12 AM No.211652877
>>211649947
Be funny if you pooped them out right in front of them
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:03:44 AM No.211653024
>>211647862
Pardon you?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:04:14 AM No.211653032
>>211647807 (OP)
Rape women
Replies: >>211654073
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:06:08 AM No.211653116
>>211647807 (OP)
Losing my virginity by convincing a young female into thinking she has a consensual relationship with a ghost, or uncover government secrets, whichever is easier.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:07:06 AM No.211653148
>>211647807 (OP)
Hang out at the subway and make people get into fights by saying things like Nigger faggot. Also go to Temples, Churches and mosques and fuck with Holy men pretending to be GOD. Than to win Karma back Iโ€™ll start to become a reporter to get the dirt on Hollywood weirdos.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:08:20 AM No.211653197
Live out my voyeur fetish. Watch every girl I like, use her dildos etc.
Fuck around with people I don't like, literally make them think they're going mad.
Sit in on top secret government stuff.
Travel the world for free.
I'd probably get bored eventually and end up killing people.
Replies: >>211657411
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:12:17 AM No.211653377
At what point does bodily fluid become visible? Like as soon as my cum leaves my cock?
I'd wank in people's living rooms, cum on the wall or TV or something and watch hilarious arguments unfold.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:14:12 AM No.211653449
Rape women
Replies: >>211654073
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:16:47 AM No.211653552
marry a visible woman and have transparent children with her
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:18:41 AM No.211653628
Just little things to amuse myself for the rest of my life
>leave massive shits in random places in people's houses
I like the idea of a guy living totally alone and constantly finding piles of human shit around his house. He'd think someone is breaking in just to shut or something, maybe he'd move to a different place, but I'd follow him and keep doing it there.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:21:10 AM No.211653713
shit bricks and start tweaking out when I encounter someone that can see invisible people
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:22:06 AM No.211653750
>>211647807 (OP)
That depends, does the serum also make me a psychopath?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:22:43 AM No.211653782
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md5: f440e00daff852e23010b1ed036e55d7๐Ÿ”
>>211653628
>but Iโ€™d follow him and keep doing it there
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:24:14 AM No.211653857
>>211647807 (OP)
Consensual lovemaking for the sole purpose of procreation.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:25:24 AM No.211653914
You'd never see damage on your skin, you could have a nasty infection and not know about it. Also you'd have to walk everywhere barefoot, your feet would be fucked.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:25:57 AM No.211653941
>>211650177
It's not that king of invisibility it's similar to the Lamont Cranston method
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:27:07 AM No.211653989
>>211653914
>Also you'd have to walk everywhere barefoot, your feet would be fucked.
Why? Just do what Kevin Bacon did in the film.
Replies: >>211654088
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:28:37 AM No.211654050
>>211653914
Any fillings you have would be floating chunks of polymer.
Your skin would get dirty constantly so any soot or mud/sweat on you would essentially make you visible.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:29:16 AM No.211654073
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md5: f51fa290be525dc7401b82a7276cc223๐Ÿ”
>>211648877
>>211651748
>>211653032
>>211653449
Replies: >>211654161 >>211671823
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:29:23 AM No.211654076
>>211653914
just buy invisible shoes you dumb nigga
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:29:38 AM No.211654088
>>211653989
What did he do in the film? I can't even remember.
Replies: >>211654100
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:29:59 AM No.211654100
>>211654088
He dresses up.
Replies: >>211654135
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:31:08 AM No.211654135
>>211654100
Kek that's not a solution when you want to go somewhere and be invisible.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:31:47 AM No.211654161
>>211654073
I'd wear this shirt so it looks like I'm a sentient floating rape shirt
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:32:38 AM No.211654195
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92e866c4f5beed2b8b50719ae20b5e48
md5: 3e0d347ffe402e93e2accb0c87c5b21f๐Ÿ”
anyone wanna get rapped by an invisible girl?
Replies: >>211654316
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:36:15 AM No.211654316
>>211654195
It would only count as rape if she was fat.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:36:44 AM No.211654338
Generally just be an asshole. I'd follow plumbers, electricians etc and fuck their work up just as they leave.

I'd pick an unfortunate person and make their life hell for a month. Move things around for them, hide things they need, change their clocks constantly, cut holes in their clothes, leave animals and insects in their house, block their drains, start small fires in their house, shave their pets.
Fuck even just typing that stuff made me laugh, I'd lose my cover by laughing around them.
Replies: >>211654482 >>211654929 >>211655816 >>211656642 >>211656693
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:40:06 AM No.211654482
>>211654338
based and poltergeist pilled
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:45:59 AM No.211654732
The true superpower of invisibility is being able to be places and experience things in which your existence isn't acknowledged. I just watched Before Sunrise and Ethan Hawke's character makes the point that self hatred has a lot to do with never being able to escape yourself, that nothing you'll ever do or experience will be without you. I guess that's part of the attraction of voyeurism, people watching etc. and invisibility could take that to new levels of intimacy, you could ghost someone so completely and so closely that it wouldn't shock me if you could begin to hear their very thoughts
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:50:29 AM No.211654929
>>211654338
Honestly what would someone do if they come home from work and their housecat (who has been inside all day) is completely shaved? No fur anywhere in the house, like how the fuck would you get your head around that one, let alone trying to explain to people how you came home and your cat was shaved. You could make people go insane easily.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:56:43 AM No.211655169
>>211654929
>completely
Just shave a spot every day.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:58:37 AM No.211655254
>>211653628
Wouldn't the shit be invisible too?
Replies: >>211655707
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:00:45 AM No.211655354
>>211654929
>tame cat
>cat can perceive you because they have a better sense of smell than humans
>cat follows you around everywhere
>guide it to unusual places
>owner panics and thinks the cat is possessed
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:01:11 AM No.211655374
Be sad that my kid can't see my face anymore.
Replies: >>211655664
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:02:23 AM No.211655442
My hot big tittied neighbor
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:05:50 AM No.211655593
>>211653914
Your hair is invisible, just make hair shoes.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:06:22 AM No.211655617
>>211647807 (OP)
Impregnate the prettiest youngest girl I find.
Rape the whores. I wonโ€™t rape or impregnate virgin girls.
Float loose change in front of jews.
Pretend to be a black guyโ€™s father back from the store
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:07:24 AM No.211655664
>>211655374
you could try to recreate it with makeup
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:08:04 AM No.211655696
>>211647862
They have hairless cute tums??
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:08:16 AM No.211655707
>>211655254
So this guy keeps stepping in invisible shit, thatโ€™s not much better.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:09:39 AM No.211655765
>>211647807 (OP)
Fuck some cute hebes. Wouldnโ€™t even have to rape most of them, theyโ€™d think my powers are bussin.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:10:21 AM No.211655806
>>211649485
The first good suggestion.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:10:35 AM No.211655816
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md5: 4f3cabaeb683d16ea439b4c3734d8e6a๐Ÿ”
>>211654338
gey
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:11:47 AM No.211655881
Invisibility doesn't seem all that great of a superpower to have. Obviously it would make it a lot easier to enter areas you're not allowed in but you'd still need to be really quiet. Stealing stuff would still be difficult unless you can also make the object invisible. If you want to rape someone or kill someone (with your bare hands if you can't make your weapon invisible), that would take a while and your victim would be able to try to fight back, blindly swing at you or reach for a weapon.

I'd much rather have telepathy. That has many more application for improving your life.
Replies: >>211655983
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:13:47 AM No.211655983
>>211655881
telepathy would be comfy because you could be really subtle with it like slightly moving your car psychically to save on fuel expenses
Replies: >>211656400
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:16:15 AM No.211656088
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md5: 88ea51207796ac29f2e5e3b5d2904aea๐Ÿ”
>>211647807 (OP)
>What would you do if you were invisible
Rape. Stalking. Voyeur.

I'd stalk whomever caught my eye. Sneak into their homes and watch them. I'd drug her drink and rape her off and on all night long. Recording the whole thing. Then I'd clean her up and put her back in bed letting myself out.

I'd obviously rob and become incredibly wealthy. Stealing anything I wanted.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:20:07 AM No.211656268
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md5: 31ee7817bb816ffeeb762a5a3250ffbe๐Ÿ”
>>211649485
Replies: >>211656347
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:20:57 AM No.211656302
>>211647807 (OP)
sit in chairs just before cute girls do
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:21:57 AM No.211656347
>>211656268
>Ha ha ha, I'm clear.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:22:01 AM No.211656349
>>211647807 (OP)

Be very careful when crossing the street
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:22:34 AM No.211656379
>>211647807 (OP)
not wear a creepy skin suit like that that's for sure
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:23:10 AM No.211656400
rf
rf
md5: 01e247509bf58e3eeccff01213aa28c9๐Ÿ”
>>211655983
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:23:22 AM No.211656410
>go to a concert
>climb up on stage
>fart into a microphone
Replies: >>211656548 >>211656769
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:24:04 AM No.211656445
>>211647807 (OP)
I wouldn't do anything. I would listen. And that's what no one did.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:26:13 AM No.211656548
zoom
zoom
md5: 135a9cd1ac197e5a41f397c164497c0b๐Ÿ”
>>211656410
Replies: >>211656573
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:26:47 AM No.211656571
magical realm
magical realm
md5: e810f41afbeabf449c0973b6e1f9e0ff๐Ÿ”
>>211647807 (OP)
Find a small time magician and partner up.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:26:48 AM No.211656573
>>211656548
I'm almost 40. What do you mean by this?
Replies: >>211656703
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:28:05 AM No.211656642
>>211654338
>I'd pick an unfortunate person and make their life hell for a month
How would I know the difference? If anything for that month I would think things were improving.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:29:13 AM No.211656693
>>211654338
IT WAS ME BARRY
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:29:24 AM No.211656703
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md5: 5860ae817583b2166c3b53acea43773f๐Ÿ”
>>211656573
>I'm almost 40. What do you mean by this?
Replies: >>211657470
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:30:11 AM No.211656748
>>211651263
you would become Gollum?
Replies: >>211656810
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:30:20 AM No.211656755
>lurk by staircases and escalators
>shove fat people down them
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:30:35 AM No.211656769
Zoom Zoom
Zoom Zoom
md5: 0a420a02022bcfa057139059499db5e6๐Ÿ”
>>211656410
>fart into a microphone
Replies: >>211663209
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:31:21 AM No.211656810
>>211656748
yes I'm already halfway there
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:32:43 AM No.211656865
>>211647807 (OP)
What ever I wanted, except rape. I'd steal cash, valuables, PINs for credit cards. I'd get petty revenge on people I think deserve it. Slash tires, trip them, punch them in the face, shit in weird places around their house. I'd have to move to a warmer area since winters get pretty cold here and having to wear coats would kill my ability to be a creep. If I got bored I think I'd take up assassinations in politically volatile countries just to watch them implode.
Replies: >>211657237 >>211657341
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:33:44 AM No.211656905
>>211649738
>at the end climb to the top shelf at a Costco and die
Diabolical
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:35:44 AM No.211656999
>>211647807 (OP)
Tickle girls
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:36:55 AM No.211657069
>>211647807 (OP)
not looking at that fugly pig from madmen thats what
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:37:41 AM No.211657106
>>211651263
Based Survivorman enjoyer
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:40:15 AM No.211657237
>>211656865
what's the point of cash? you can't purchase shit or deposit it if you're invisible, with a card you could order online at least
Replies: >>211657390 >>211657394
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:42:32 AM No.211657341
batman-thinking
batman-thinking
md5: c56d1bd94eb444b365c26406190ac296๐Ÿ”
>>211656865
>If I got bored I think I'd take up assassinations in politically volatile countries just to watch them implode.
I'd watch that show.
Replies: >>211657755
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:43:35 AM No.211657390
>>211657237
I'd steal the cash just to make other people's life worse.
Replies: >>211657535
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:43:39 AM No.211657394
>>211657237
>PUT ALL THE MONEY IN THE BAG
>if the cops arrive just drop the bag and walk away because you're invisible
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:43:57 AM No.211657411
>>211653197
>use her dildos
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:45:36 AM No.211657470
>>211656703
>accuses me of being a zoomer
>posts based Jeremy Brett
fuck you for making me like you
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:46:46 AM No.211657535
>>211657390
Based.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:51:53 AM No.211657755
>>211657341
Now all I'm imagining is a show where there is a kid who through some wacky circumstance is able to turn invisible at will. His dad is a CIA director and keeps having trouble at work with the various skullduggery bullshit that he has to do. So the kid, who I'm imagining is in his tween years, uses his invisibility powers in secret overseas to help topple governments to make his dad's life easier at work so he can spent more time at his kid's baseball games or something stupid like that.
Replies: >>211658590
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:53:47 AM No.211657848
Why does 4chan harbor pyschos like the ones in this thread?
Replies: >>211658180 >>211658548 >>211658749 >>211659319 >>211659942 >>211662293 >>211665652
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:56:28 AM No.211657969
>>211651263
Could mosquitoes still bite you if you were invisible
Replies: >>211658019
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:57:42 AM No.211658019
>>211657969
yes they detect you when you exhale carbon dioxide
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:01:29 AM No.211658180
>>211657848
Most are just edgy teens repeating the same joke.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:09:30 AM No.211658548
>>211657848
It's a place where you can say just about anything you want with zero consequences. People just type shocking shit here because they simply can't anywhere else.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:10:30 AM No.211658590
>>211657755
Sounds like a Disney channel movie from the 90s.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:14:37 AM No.211658749
>>211657848
I wouldn't actually rape anyone but I still like to joke around about it. It would be cool to have a gf you can roleplay invisible rapes with while she's actually having the time of her life.
Replies: >>211659098
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:24:17 AM No.211659098
>>211658749
Reminds me of the scene in Scary Movie 2.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:30:14 AM No.211659319
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md5: 8a9b3e8c00acba9e56fe9aaa6b962f6e๐Ÿ”
>>211657848
Real answer? Anonymity allows for freer expression of the jungian shadow self. The reality is that a lot more people on average harbor sadistic and psychopathic tendencies they're unaware or in denial of which a part of them knows they can't express freely. On 4chan, nothing matters. The average person has some kind of evil in them
Replies: >>211659452 >>211659975
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:32:57 AM No.211659452
>>211659319
I like the harsh anonymous environment because when people are nice to me I know they're actually being nice to me. Other sites enforce politeness and people come across as fake.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:33:50 AM No.211659480
>>211647807 (OP)
I'm already invisible
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:46:32 AM No.211659942
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md5: f2dacf1a7b4ae7656a6da8a67c12edbe๐Ÿ”
>>211657848
This anon WON'T ever entertain the thought of doing an evil playthrough in a RPG game because "it's not who I am"
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:47:18 AM No.211659975
>>211659319
>"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."
t. Famous faggot
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:48:22 AM No.211660010
>>211648838
this
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:50:01 AM No.211660070
I'd become a streamer or youtuber or whatever and cause everyone to argue if I'm actually invisible or faking it and come up with outlandish conspiracy theories.
Replies: >>211660237
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:54:49 AM No.211660237
>>211660070
Iโ€™d become an IRL streamer and go around macing people on camera. Floating bottle of pepper spray wreaking havoc downtown
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:58:18 AM No.211660371
The guys saying they would rape women are missing the point

Instead you go "public", claim you're the invisible man, and you'll instantly ascend to the position of the top man in the world, chad of chads, desired by billions of women. They also won't know how ugly you are so they'll always imagine you as the most beautiful man on Earth
Replies: >>211660422
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:59:43 AM No.211660416
Rape
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:59:51 AM No.211660422
>>211660371
>gets captured by glowies and gets experimented on
if I become invisible I'm not telling a soul
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:17:42 AM No.211661160
>>211647807 (OP)
Whatever fucked up thing you could imagine and all the stuff you couldnt even fathom
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:21:51 AM No.211661352
>>211647807 (OP)
Arson. Lots of it.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:22:21 AM No.211661376
Hollow Man could be in your room right now.
Replies: >>211661540 >>211679717
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:23:17 AM No.211661417
>>211647807 (OP)
Rape sleeping women, being invisible means they can't feel me right
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:25:46 AM No.211661540
>>211661376
he just typed in my captcha what a guy
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:26:58 AM No.211661594
I'm invisible and raped a woman. I was so mad when I found out she was blind afterwards.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:29:24 AM No.211661698
>>211647807 (OP)
Steel everybody's shit and use the fortune to deploy progressively more complex methods of fucking with people for the lulu. Also pretend to be a ghost or something i guess
Replies: >>211661763
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:30:53 AM No.211661763
>>211661698
>actually move the magnifying glass around on some teenagers messing around with a ouija board
Replies: >>211662391
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:32:59 AM No.211661896
>>211652780
this is probably the closest to reality
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:41:21 AM No.211662293
>>211657848
Why did you come here to ask a dumb question? I don't go on reddit and ask why there's a bunch of boring faggots. i just don't go.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:43:31 AM No.211662391
>>211661763
>Hide in the backseat of somebody's car literally all day long and slightly shift the mirror crooked everytime they get out
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:00:34 AM No.211663209
>>211656769
>>211647807 (OP)
go around with clippers and shave off the hair of every broccoli hair I see
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:59:46 AM No.211665652
>>211657848
Name one ethical use of invisibility
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:18:21 AM No.211666423
>>211653628
this but with pineapples
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:23:10 AM No.211666661
>>211647807 (OP)
your mom LOL
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:24:28 AM No.211666721
>>211647807 (OP)
sneak into area 51 and rape the aliens
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:33:50 AM No.211667163
>>211647807 (OP)
rap all the men not wearing rap whistles
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:37:13 AM No.211667308
Have women sit on my erect pebis
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:56:38 AM No.211668259
unless i can inject the invisibility serum into leather shoes and clothes or some sort of previously-alive-material and thus have invisible clothes i'd rather eat a fucking bullet. walking around naked and barefoot all day sounds uncomfortable as all shit

you're also still gonna leave footprints and i'm guessing an invisible man can still be picked up on various spectrums of light so it's not even like you're INVISIBLE invisible. if and when the right organization finds out you exist they will ultimately track you down and vivisect you

also here's a list of basic inventions that completely thwart your power:
>door locks
>key pads and card-required access terminals
>any kind of dye or paint
>house and business alarms
>trained dogs of the police, military, or rescue variety
>2-factor authentication
>face/retinal id (good luck lmao)
>strict schedules and a system that logs the times of certain restricted doors being opened
>cameras (sure you're invisible but nothing you carry or interact with will be)
>pressure/weight sensors
>laser trip? don't know if a laser passing through an invisible man would fuck it up or not
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:28:56 AM No.211669604
hunt invisible rapers
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:30:45 AM No.211669684
>>211647807 (OP)
I certainly wouldn't rape nope haha never me
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:34:53 AM No.211669850
>turn on hallow man in living room
>let it play in the background
>dad comes over to visit halfway into it
>"they show the rape scene yet?"
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:55:56 AM No.211670693
>enter studios where rappers record
>whisper "per capita" every now and then during recordings
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:00:38 AM No.211670885
>>211647863
Is being invisible a crime?
Replies: >>211671887
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:02:14 AM No.211670955
Put my weiner in a hotdog bun at Fenway Park. Fuck those losers lmao
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:07:24 AM No.211671173
>>211647863
t. Hank Hill
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:25:18 AM No.211671823
>>211654073
Indian high school uniform?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:26:57 AM No.211671884
I'd shitpost on /tv/ with my fellow fa/tv/irgins
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:26:58 AM No.211671885
I'd rape Weinstein
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:26:59 AM No.211671887
>>211670885
in the movie his ingestion of the serum was clearly illegal. it was a government funded program and was not authorized for human testing.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:28:00 AM No.211671931
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md5: 9e28d0ee635366a872194fc7081c79dd๐Ÿ”
>>211647807 (OP)
I'd enjoy true peace.
>pic related would be me
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:37:53 AM No.211672258
>>211647807 (OP)
You keep asking me this and I keep telling you. Invisible kisses.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:00:09 AM No.211672988
>>211647862
based if female. cringe if male.
womyn dont come to 4chan so kys.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:06:29 AM No.211673172
>>211647807 (OP)
Probably pull off real estate scams by making people think that various properties are haunted. I mean itโ€™s not like any groups of meddlers are going to catch me.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:15:24 AM No.211673470
>>211651518
>>211651678
This just sounds kinda cruel to be honest. I personally would stick to harmless pranks and the occasional snooping on hot girls. Or just snooping in general in places where I'm not supposed to be. It would be an interesting experience.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:25:33 AM No.211675650
>>211649738
Why would you assume your feces would become invisible? You could then make anything invisible by covering it in a thin film of feces. Perhaps a chemical process could be developed to manufacture a sterile, invisible paint made from your doody. Would plants grown in it also become invisible?

Thatโ€™s asinine and your post is ignorant.
Replies: >>211679530
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:27:30 AM No.211675723
>>211647862
Based (if male)
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:41:38 AM No.211676097
>>211647807 (OP)
Figure out very fast what my tells are.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:06:56 AM No.211676892
>>211647862
Unfathomably based (if male)
Boring as shit (if female)
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:11:39 AM No.211676998
Probably sneak into all sorts of interesting places normal people are not allowed into.
I don't want to see naked woman or rape or anything sexual really, I'm not Indian.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:15:19 AM No.211677076
You'd have to put stuff up your ass to steal it so I guess I'd be stealing a lot of stuff
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:29:05 AM No.211677346
>>211647807 (OP)
I would go to a random group home and start beating the living shit out of the clients. Who would believe them? Kekaroo!!!
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:59:00 AM No.211677899
>>211647862
based (if retarded)
cringe (if male)
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:59:05 AM No.211677902
>>211647807 (OP)
Join the CIA
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:19:28 PM No.211679391
>>211647807 (OP)
Outside of rape, I would probably try to train as hard as possible to be able to knock people out with a punch or two.
Just imagine the possibilities.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:26:06 PM No.211679492
>>211647807 (OP)
this seems like it would be terrible. you'd have to walk around naked at all times to get the full benefits of your invisibilty
now, if you had the power to make your clothing invisible too we'd be cooking
Replies: >>211680072
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:26:08 PM No.211679493
Finally, I can fap in my car without everyone getting bent out of shape.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:28:23 PM No.211679530
>>211675650
At what point does your poop become visible? The moment it leaves your sphincter? Does this apply to other bodily fluids? Sweat? Spit?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:32:46 PM No.211679611
Break into someone's house while they sleep and just piss everywhere. I'd leave no surface dry. The inside of the fridge would be drenched. The cat would be soaked to the bone. Everywhere piss, every day. Then I'd probably try and make myself invisible or something.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:39:07 PM No.211679717
>>211661376
He's not only in my room, he's in my ass.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:47:43 PM No.211679847
>>211647807 (OP)
lurk in women's bathrooms and changing rooms. take pictures of them, sell the pics online. i'm jewish btw.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:00:30 PM No.211680072
>>211679492
You'd want the invisibility to be something you can turn on and off at will and for anything connected to your body to also be invisible.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:20:32 PM No.211681442
>>211647807 (OP)
Immediately turn myself in to the authorities and trust them to make the best decision on my behalf.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:36:51 PM No.211681759
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1722343597041110
md5: 7d7cc9f4e8c73a305165551131ffafe9๐Ÿ”
>>211647807 (OP)
>Find a big, fancy, popular hotel.
>Convince the owner I would haunt the place for 25 percent of the net profit, a private room, and free food and booze
>"I don't want a ghost in my hotel."
>"Oh, okay... I guess I'm just gunna have to ruin your life, your business, and freak you out nonstop until you go insane.
>Gulp.mp3
>Get the job and live the good life in the hotel and stack cash.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:58:05 PM No.211682219
>>211647807 (OP)
>live in freezing 2ยบC area
>have to walk bare ass naked to be invisible
>eventually succumb to hypothermia
>die in a corner
>people smell something stink for eternity