Thread 211649553

Virtual reality show edition

/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Grand prize increased to 20K tentatively
-- Candy elimination ongoing, highest STOX has immunity
-- Direnc's brother is a murderer and she defended him https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/courts-law/mert-ney-killer-filmed-horror-videos-in-aftermath-of-michaela-dunns-brutal-murder/news-story/db64af66ef2ad5ab60fe9c55afed8eed
-- Daniel, Angelina and Freddy RAPED each other in the superbed last night https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1750255123961573.webm
-- Rachel made a Fishtank board game which is a ripoff of Monopoly, she's really proud of it and said she got "carpal tunnel" from laminating custom fishbucks by hand. Sonichu medallion energy

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Previous: >>211648161

jetneptune.com

I'm in the middle of something

you can all fuck off

absolute state of daniel

so how will this improve the fishtank S4 product again?

what if the played the RV technical difficulties song and screen rn

>>211649553 (OP)
FYI: Personas in vOS26 are absolutely fucking crazy. A totally different thing from what you see there.

Angie’s angels rise up

>>211649618
jet is the main character leave him alone

This bit sucks. Mints is getting doxxed right now for sure, really easy to do with a gmail in the US.

posting from my avp btw

pro-jet turfing in these threads has increased exponentially. i wonder if there is some inciting instead to cause this, will post findings

Need to see this little bitch jump off a fucking roof and his brain matter splatter across concrete like a little KWAB

>day 5
>aussie girl

>>211649632
me on left

Is Ellie's date today?

...

The best part of S3 was Jet not being in it except as an errand boy. Faggot

It’s sad when weed is the only thing that makes this interesting. When I’m sober the show is literally background noise unless someone is spazzing out.

what's it gonna bee like when Alex Stein shows up?

Sneaky way of getting 3D scans of all the girls jet

freshbreathmints@gmail.com

If daniel fingered Angie last night would he still have candy?

>>211649659
to be fair her name is fucking retarded

It's the Jet Neptune Show, everybody! Sometimes featuring Rachel!

so did jet just want a apple vision and tell Sam it was a business expense

Claire RIMMED THIS MAN

this is the gayest thing they have ever done omfg

>>211649684
based Luca

what is the point of this? nothing will ever come of it, im sure.

go away jet go away jet go away jet go away jet go away jet go away jet go away jet go away jet go away jet go away jet go away jet go away jet go away JET GO AWAY JET GO AWAY JET GO AWAY JET GO AWAY JET GO AWAY JET GO AWAY JET GO AWAY JET GO AWAY JET GO AWAY JET GO AWAY JET GO AWAY JET GO AWAY JET GO AWAY JET GO AWAY JET GO AWAY JET GO AWAY JET

>>211649650
its like this the day after they fuck up every time

>>211649684
>luca is a freddy enjoyer
based

>4 beers for fred
LFG

>>211649690
So is her voice and her personality, makes sense

>freshbreathmints@gmail.com
mailbait . info

>>211649695
Its probably mints, he musta brought it over to impress his bosses. God knows what type of porn he watches on it

>>211649712
Kek fred is like a dog

>>211649553 (OP)
>DUUUDE CYBERPUNK KINO
>streaming from Apple Vision Pro
Jet rips off yet another bit from Ice Poseidon.

>Freddy: how did he come up with this shit??
Watching Ice Poseidon vods while huffing galaxy gas.

>chat losing their shit over the scrolling Matrix lines
literally just a one button filter that comes with the apple vison pro by default that you can turn on (I know this because Ice fucked with the AVP over a year ago when he wore it and streamed from it every day while traveling through Europe for a month)

JIN WON

wow its like the RV stream in a way
it sucks

>>211649691
>>211649706
It's actually disturbing how much Jet needs to be the star. I can only imagine his distress for the first 2 weeks of Famous House.

>>211649684
cringe as fuck

Director cam is currently bart tweaking me after the lobotomy bart banging his head on walls

Reminder that they're making today complete nontent on purpose because they know if they don't the fishtank discussion is going to completely drown out wp2's release

I hope the coddle freddy if he needs it. I want to go to the end.

i dont get it, whats the difference between this and Livestreaming the house via GoPro?

My Ear mentioned

this bit is funny fuck off doomposters oh my god

>EAR
>OUT

>what the fuck are you doing
Succinct way to summarise all of Jet's bits, Freddy.

#RapeJetNeptune
#RapeMints

TECHNICAL SUPPORT

>>211649731
yeaaah... we had to kick jin because he was annoying, like you
good luck on the content

they kicked jin because he would have called this bit retarded. and he would have been correct

that rudy poster a few threads ago was right...

THAT WAS REALLY LOUD IN MY ASS DUDE

You think she visits her brother in prison?

damn I just realizing Luca, Vance, and Freddy could have played music together in the tank

We gotta scan them

why does jet need to constantly be the center of attention?

>>211649742
implying anyone is going to discuss that trash for longer than one or two threads

>>211649632
damn their legs got fucked up by the centipede challenge

this bit sucks and is going on too long

haha jet your so funny...
instead of challenges or fun stuff for the fish to do on your reality show i think it should be jet comedy hour

haha


now involve rachel who will refuse to participate haha

>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
that's me fucking ellie
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
damn DAMN this bitch pussy so tight. Wtf does she do with her pussy in her spare time? Tighten it?
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
HHHNNNNNGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *cums in ellies tight pussy*

>muh prison stream fishtank
>muh RV
>muh AVP IRL
does Jet have one original idea? Or is everything hell ever do just aped from ice pisseidon

>>211649773
Yeah they really had the foresight to know how shit they are lmao

>>211649742
what time is it coming out?

>another epic jet bit
this is so fucking awesome, lets GO!

>>211649773
>>211649784

Who

another boring jet neptroon bit

>>211649781
where the fuck are they?

>>211649781
I know Vance is playing shows or something, but is there any chance he'd come back?
I want to see Vance-Fred bro talk

>>211649742
Oh yeah anon totally, they're making the show suck ass on purpose to avoid distracting people from world peace 2 I mean EXTREME PEACE (sorry business guru sam didn't realize he didn't own the world peace ip until six months ago) the show that's definitely going to be great and not a pathetic attempt to cling to a 10 year old flash in the pan

Everytime Rachel is told to do something she has to ask a bunch of questions about it, about herself. Complete narcissist. You're on a show, get up

>>211649675
True, Jet is the most boring of the whole production crew.

Wonder if he realized that he himself is a Rachel.

>>211649773
trvke

i think the bits funny

this would be such a good bit if it wasnt jet doing it

fuck you i laughed

>>211649798
>Wtf does she do with her pussy in her spare time? Tighten it?
Made me giggle honestly.

>>211649807
real

Ugh.. Cole-.. I mean Dani-.. RACHEL.. you're acting like Cole right now.. can you like.. stop?

what music should i pretend to like to hook up with zoomer girls
fishtank is my main source of knowledge on this
elliott smith seems to be "it" but someone said elliott smith girls are BPD

hilarious bit..

>>211649637
>Mints is getting doxxed right now for sure, really easy to do with a gmail in the US.
mints is trans summer everyone knows this already

>we were lagging out because of the banana app
i lol'd

i really just want one of the contestants to lose their shit with rachel for refusing to get up and start screaming at her, unfortunately i think theyre all too pussy this season

>>211649823
fuck off

>>211649844
>too retarded for working audio
Trash bit

Freddy is the only likeable fish

Worst bit, going on for too long.
Everyone is just silently looking at Jet

Wn2b not doing anymore fishtank after Bloodgames2

>>211649823
That's ki
She tries to simp farm on /ck/ and /tv/ and /r9k/
She's cute, but she's crazy as fuck and is a pooburner

Lmao. No audio. Jet fucking rules. The show doesn't need to be good to the viewers for it to be good.

what the fuck is this show

>>211649845
>>211649844
Yeah only if Jet wasn't doing it, unironically.

>>211649632
Ssssheeeeesh

rachels shoes are rancid wth is that

Jet wants to be Sam so bad.

>>211649854
should probably convince these idiots that ciara posting would do a worlds difference

>>211649811
4hr 15 mins

sup dickwads

>>211649553 (OP)
is this for the shitty over priced fishtank game?

I like to imagine Sam beating Jet to death on camera
I do this a lot

>>211649780
Probably watching her right now and playing ps5. Do auzzie prisons spoil their murderers like that?
Can Scotty Sullivan get that damn ps5 already btw?

if i wasnt playing world of warcraft drunk all day i would have bailed out of this season on day 3

>>211649855
fuck if i know
maneskin? yungblud?
based on zoomer alt girls i fugged

>>211649809
literally everything he does is a transparent ice poseidon ripoff just worse because he's an ironic zoomoid charisma void while Ice is naturally funny as fuck

it's insane

>>211649809
ice sucks mostnof the time, but jet somehow manages to make evwryrhinf he copies even worse.

help desk here what seems to be the problem?

Guaranteed this “bit” goes nowhere, jet eventually goes back to the basement, and nothing ever comes of this whole thing and it’s never mentioned again. You can apologize to me later, Jet shills

>>211649860
>goran going back in time to give himself affection his dad never gave him

this is stupid

>>211649852
We like Cole
But I WILL kill you if you continue to act like Cole

>>211649871
Does she have nudes?

>>211649895
Sam isn't even that funny but he would never do something this retarded

Can someone explain what the fuck jet is doing?

>>211649773
Huge trvke

not watching until jet leaves

>>211649823
ki
some /b/ camwhore with an age regression fetish

>>211649855
most zoomers don’t know elliott unless they’re really online, I’d say some shit like deftones is a safe bet

stopped being funny 10 minutes ago

>>211649871
>r9k
no wonder she likes jet

Sam deserves to have Extreme Peace of Shit flop for forcing Jet upon us. He's due for payment on this atrocity.

>>211649902
how does it feel to be gay?

>>211649920
Mouthbreathing fuck.

>>211649923
yeah this lol

>>211649798
By the nines...

>>211649871
I'd fuck her

what are they scanning them for

i want to shoot jet right now

For real though, what did Cole mean by this?

Harry Potter looking ass

>>211649939
yeah many

I need a soda

>>211649950
Wrong.

>>211649923
Not true. They're launching the Fishverse TONIGHT. We can all experience the show in real time with VR technology

>its only day 6
This shit is beyond grim
Just as bad as the RV arc

>>211649954
You should go to r9k you would love it

Jet is the only thing preventing me to purchase a pass

Daily reminder that season 4 > season 2 > blood games > season 1 > season 3.

>>211649939
Yeah, but i dont know where they are
There's some altchan that's specifically for egirls or something, she's well known there

>>211649553 (OP)
/jns/ Jet Neptune Show - Neptunian Edition

/jnsl/ NEWS:
-- Jet Neptune is getting up to HILARIOUS antics on the Jet Neptune Show
-- Jet Neptune made Angelina laugh TWICE earlier
-- Jet Neptune's vehicle for making friends, Fishtank.Live, is currently airing
-- Jet Neptune is hanging out with Rachel!
-- Jet Neptune

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>>211649957
It's gonna flop either way WP2 is 10 years too late

>>211649957
Good news, it will flop. It's fundamentally pathetic and Sam is beyond washed up

mints you retard

How does a fat bitch like Rachel get completely zonked by one Xanax?

>enter goran's hellhouse
>leave with firmer ass

>>211649988
back 2 trooncord

>>211649856
There’s no way this nigga isn’t flagrant faggot, he looks like he’s ready to email HR

Jet is literally doing these bits for the kids because they are on summer break rn. Wtf

Wow, I didn't even realize Jin was gone! What a waste of space he was, honestly production W.

>>211649938
The brat always wins
Even if she's 2nd place

>>211649968
It’s a joke

angelina is so cute

>>211649977
i asked for her discord...any your telling me shes a whore..AND a coal burner...FUCK, I JUST WANT A NEET GIRL

SEX

Need to see this little bitch jump off a fucking roof and his brain matter splatter across concrete like a little KWAB.

you could tell jet was trying not to look at angie's ass just now

Please keep it on for the whole season jet. Please. It's so funny because Rachel really wants to have a moment with you and it creates a layer of distance and insincerity that would make it impossible for her to get through. Please keep it on jet. I've always said you're the best

Okay jet stop trying to oogle the girls

wtf is this nigga doin

>>211649958
bretty good ngl

idgaf Angie is cute AF. I want to cum on her braces

Bros I think I am becoming addicted to Angie's brattiness

>>211649985
>RV
>VR
HOLY SHIT GENIUS

>>211649871
She fucks Indians?

>>211649968
another steam bin game made by the goblin

>>211649992
Jet needs to stay in the basement like in S3.
Unfunny fucking faggot

>>211649985
twitter simps saying it's the best season yet, much better start than the drag that was season 3

>>211649938
She’s never going home. Will linger for BG2. Bitchtank 2. Forever unless they kick her out for smashing valuable things outside the wigger playroom

>>211649986
I used to post there in my 20s when I was mad at my gf lol

>>211649941
being fat

-.- non-consensual touching

/r9k/ HAS to be the worst board on this site, right?

>>211649988
swap 2 and 1

Why is this okay?

This is hilarious, watch it if you’re just browsing

>>211649871
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81502947/#81504665
Thanks for the name

>>211649923
This is the bit. Pretending to 'scan' people as an epic troll

Cute

say something nice about him

Why is Angie dressed like she's bussing tables at a restaurant

Jet looking down as if we can't see the stupid little avatar thing

i know every thread is basically just everyone talking about how much they hate rachel, but its actually fucking unreal how dogshit she is.
its legit bewildering how shes even alive.
i hate her so much bros.

>>211650054
and mexicans, and 40yos.

Ice Poseidon ripoff power hour.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=all5SvV6ZSM

>>211650028
>>211650022
We all love The Angel of /ftl/.

>>211649987
Agreed. I would purchase all season passes in the future, and purchase Extreme Peace, if not for Jet.

>>211650050
She's hot, i bet she fucks good

>>211650028
>>211650022
The last thing a White cock sees before getting devoured

>>211650072
It's up there, but boards like /vp/ and /soc/ exist

>>211650075
Skill issue

its felt like day 36 for the entire time so far

>>211650020
kek

>>211650075
its not! i'm back to level 0!!!!

>>211650068
whomst

Did anyone tts Direnc that her brother was a murderer?

>>211650084
she's trying to lurk coomers

Talk about a fall from grace for Dan

>>211650028
Busted ahh face

>>211650068
She deleted her account so there goes that stream she did with marky lol

>>211649784
Production are the real fish
Jet is the real Rachel

>>211650075
it's fucking retarded. I think I leveled once and it de-leveled me. fucking FAGGOT RETARDS!!!!!!

>>211650090
Why do you fucking retards think Ice Poseidon invented VR???

>>211650106
If you have to ask, you have to leave.

Hate mintz

>>211649941
being a visionary director

>>211650083
he's a 9/10

I honestly don't understand why you guys are so vitriolic of jet. Every single time he's on camera he's kino. He's so fucking funny

this is what Dan's scan will look like

>>211649988
Anyone who doesn't understand that Famous House is the penultimate version of what Fishtank should be, deserves to get gassed.

>>211649553 (OP)
New >>211647584 #

>>211650054
She had an ex who was a pajeet, yes
It's what prevented me from simping

>>211649781
Luca makes music?
Where can I find it?

>>211650075
pay up piggy if you want it to stop

>post on #fishtanklive Twitter tag
>no replies
>post the same here
>a bunch of (you)s within minutes

suck it losers, everyone hates the AVP until they try one.

none of the Jets scenes will be clipped or in any edits

>>211650075
>Still using the site
Anon...

>>211650125
ok but whomst

based mints

>>211650068
That does not surprise me, KAW

>>211650108
Mert posting hit TTS but is now filtered after she told the fish she's not okay with it. Soft house.

Mints is actually funny as fuck. He’s really bringing the Ben vibes this season

>>211650108
she told everyone herself

i hate jet but this bit is really funny

>do practically nothing for 3 days
>kick one of the more active fishes in the house on day 4 because your ego was bruised and replace him with a more boring fish
>actively sabotage attempts to make content
>constantly bully the clearly severely mentally ill woman (worse than Burt) and make fun of her dead friend because haha it's so funny guys it never gets old lol
>none of the challenges are entertaining and many don't even make sense
>steal the Fishtank Times idea from a guy on /ftl/
>plenty of stupid bits that go nowhere like this one
>good cast overall but completely wasted
Fucking hell, man. Incredibly grim.

>>211650146
they will be the center of the entire edit

It's a good cast
production sucks

Whenever Jet’s not on screen all the other characters should be asking “Where’s Jet?”

>>211650038
Noh jet
Dats my gobwin
Yow'll have to wwait in wine like da west of us
Fwank is stiww upstaiws wiff herw

>>211650131
This should be more grateful for the content he gives us

>>211650106
mAlice from ip2 (letty is banging one of her ex bfs now)
>>211650115
that sux I never got around to watching them

the point of this bit is to take attention away from rachel you retards. and it's working she just said "I'm sorry for having a psychotic break, you can pour beer on me again I deserve it. I deserve it. You can pour it on me."

I NEED a webm of daniel getting scanned PLEASE
He looked like a morrowind character

FYI: they aren't scanning shit, there are no apps running other than the video call.

>feed it into ffmpeg
jfc jet is so retarded lmao

I hate mints you can't psyop me into believing he's (female) based

>>211650160
word
kill jet

>>211650111
He's had a list of problems and he's unironically too retarded for this first challenge. Everyone with any sense is selling before he 100% gets eliminated today or tomorrow.

sweaty direnc, yum

>>211650155
It's the perfect way to not let Rachel hijack

>>211650156
How did they react?

I want to pump angie's ass full of gatorade then stick a straw up it and make her sit in face down ass up position while i enjoy a beverage

>>211650131
Sounds like something TJ would say

>>211650050
I'm in my 30s, all the women my age are boring and low-energy. I NEED a petite zoomer Filipina GF.

>>211650146
Why wouldn't any of them crush his throat with their foot? If I have full Cart Blanche to assault someone, I will.

>>211650123
This is AR and he was the first person to use it for a massive streaming project.

Given that Jet rips off all of Ice's other content for ideas it tracks. The point is every retarded normalfag in chat losing their shit over the virtually generated Jet face on the right or some matrix code lines is a faggot.

Like people laughing their ass off at the video Ethan Klein made when he ripped off Sam's work.

Jet is cute

What exactly is he scanning for?

>>211650178
Kys

>>211650175
thsnk you

>>211650087
haley gang wooo

>>211650084
Goblin waitress
She's the plant

>>211649739
Freddy isn’t just your father figure ok you have to share buddy

>>211650155
sybau mints

>>211650175
stream was nontent anyway iirc, just funny how deep ip2 and sam lore goes

>>211650181
maybe they're planning on something for the edit

>>211650175
Alice is friends with Marky

>>211650181
No shit retard.

STICK TO THE MDE GENERAL FAGGOTS

>>211647584 #
>>211647584 #
>>211647584 #

>>211650160
Jin lost.
Get over it already.
*sips*

>>211650208
This

>>211650087
>i hate her so much bros.
That means the art is working.

>>211650209
another fishtank game

>>211650208
put it away claire

>>211650176
>howd yow giwfwens hand
How do you respond?>>211650178

I'm just imagining seeing a lovely close up GoPro shot of Ellie's beautiful, sexy, assaultable face and lips. Her thin neck just begging to be grasped and clawed at. She's just so amazing.
Where were the footages uploaded?

>>211650166
Haha I have to go now my planet needs me. Jet died on his way back to neptune

>>211650209
he's not, the joke is just the first person pov

>>211650209
Content

>>211650204
this. honestly i truly don't give a fuck about your nuPaganism or how you feel lonely because of men. I'd rather just play the paypig/sugar daddy role for a few weeks then move on.

>>211650231
kill yourself

>>211650231
Nah, delete that shit we aint watching

>>211650180
By azuwah by azuwah by azuwah!

>get on your knees jet
based direnc gonna rape him

>>211649684
So Luca is still involved in production?
Where is Vance?

I think Jet just needed an excuse to buy himself a $5k toy.

Why did Durenic just recoil in fear for a split second from Jet lol

>>211650090
>I forgot that was real life
Funnier clip than anything in s4 so far

EAR
OUT

OUT OF MY EAR DUDE

Jet getting fucked by his stupid bit lmao

>>211650231
Not you again

this is the funniest fishtank has ever been

Is Jet just stealing Sams getting mad at technology bit now?

direnc is traumatized by the shock

production quality is advantageous right now

>>211649988
Objectively wrong. The real ranking is:

1 = Bloodgames > Famous House > 2 > 4 (tentative) > back half of 3 > Bitchtank > Powtank >Streamstars

Suffer Jet

>>211650160
>none of the challenges are entertaining and many don't even make sense

has there even been a full challenge since jin left?

>>211650028
Edd?

>>211650274
tax deduction it's a business expense

>>211650264
Gorania... Where we dropping?

>>211650202
I don't even TJ would defend Jet in anyway other than saying his sister is fun to bang.

>>211650264
I didn't know why people were posting images of some random chick in here until I looked at one full size and got jumpscared by jets face

>>211650231
Ayo
Fuck the mde crew
I'm only here for goblina

Post the polizie dance

>>211650231
2016 runoff gay

>>211650274
>we need money

Seeing Rachel from first person prespective fucked me up.

>>211650143
the apple headset thing? im sure its cool if a few thousand is nothing to you

unironically had a dream that I was chasing ellie around my city
never caught her
not fricking fair

>>211650175
mogged by the Chicken Chad

>>211650275
he said he'd shock her and she's traumatized from the shock collar

>>211650274
That piece of shit is $5k? You're kidding right? What the fuck do you even do with it, that wouldn't be 10x easier, faster, and less retarded looking on your smartphone?

alright this is actually funny as fuck it's hilarious seeing jet get overwhelmed by all of the shit on him

jet is suffering so i am happy. 10/10 bit

>>211650296
Couldn't have gotten it worse or more wrong

TEST YOUR SHIT BEFORE YOU TRY IT LIVE
FUCKS SAKE

>>211650306
not how taxes work

Mints is hurting Jet for you guys

Jet truly is the funniest member of MDE

kek did Aryeh really say he had a pinkie pie tulpa?

>>211650283
This would actually be the perfect time to hack blastard post with a piece of paper and just shove it right in his face.

>>211650296
I agree but I'd put 4 higher than 2

>giving jet permanent hearing damage
warming up to mints

Get a skill
Watch Extreme Peace on mde.tv
Listen to the Armored Core OST
https://youtu.be/PPx0dqBuQR4

>>211650312
that's fair

can the wet for jet girl post more

>>211650325
is 3.5k really that much to americans?

>>211650327
>gets raped by Andy dick
>contracts aids from vegan patriot
W discord dave

>>211649823
yo

>>211650231
This bit is better than any of jet’s

>>211650278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noXjr9he0Ds

>>211650346
you forget sometimes that our opinions are the minority sadly.

>>211650322
Seeing the whole house like that is odd. Doesn't even feel like the same place.

rivaling superbed as the funniest production bit of the season

i see you mints

>>211650353
i can tell you have autism because he's clearly pretending it's loud, but you have a hard time reading human emotions

>>211650135
The idea was great, but the execution was poor. That doesn't mean it was a great season.

>>211650341
You dont understand bro
The joke is that it's shit

>>211650175
>letty is banging one of her ex bfs now
She was trying to convince Discord Dave that he got her pregnant, but it's got to be another litty script.

is this for some half baked VR game like the steam game they put out?

>>211650202
tj is team jin. lmao

>>211650359
I'm almost 70 and I have never had 3.5k

>>211650344
>The worst she can say is no

more angie type stuff

kill jet deport jet burn jet

>>211650141
This season isn't being pushed on Twitter as much
And that's a bad thing

>>211650375
kek. the people just staring at him confused

>>211649977
post moar of her soles
idc about newdz

>>211650368
In that screenshot he is taking a shirtless picture of himself to send to Andy Dick who he's on a phone call with in that moment, unironically.

>>211650274
You heard Sam yesterday,
>I know what my problems are I wrote them down
>I need money

>>211650381
Ready or Not is a great game

>>211650359
well 3500 USD is actually worth something, unlike whatever gay currency you use

>>211650385
I hope you don't take anything seriously on the internet, much less this basket weaving forum

>>211650410
>>211650411
my wife

>>211650395
what the fuck?

>>211650411
>>211650410
she's a good woman

>>211650411
>>211650410
cute cavewoman

>>211650394
whos da broad

>>211650354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8ctLtUlgIE

Would be funnier if it wasn't painfully obvious they're just fucking with them and the whole thing is cringe as fuck.

>>211650219
>>211650224
ya she looks a lot like the zoomer girl I dated that OD'd (rip)

love jet fuck jet suck jet

>>211650394
Pretty sure tj immediately follows every fishtank person, I remember laughing about it in here during s3

i was dropping mega dookies in the toilet for the past 3 hours
what happened? why is jet playing cyberpunk 2077 irl?

I'd fuck Angie until my cock was bleeding raw and my urethra was so swollen I was pissing in 6 different directions.

>>211650341
How do jokes constantly fly over your guys head

I don't think its funny but you can still tell thats the point

>>211650407
The memes are certainly lacking this season as well

>>211650420
i honestly can't remember the last time i was actually worried about money

PLEASE get to ellie

>>211650384
claire doesn't namefag

>>211650402
I just can't get enough

>Freddy is drinking beer
My boy

>>211650446
your ass must be hurting

Jets gonna cuck us out of an ellie scan

>>211650410
>>211650411
men in the 17th century went crazy for this

>>211650023
She’s winning months of wigger gooning until they get new goon toys for s5

>>211649988
Nah
S3 > S4 > S1 > S2 > Bloodslop(haven't even watched it but i know it's shit)

>>211650448
WE are ALL saying this.

>>211650411
yeah she cute

>>211650359
If I recall, the median savings that Americans possess is something like 5k. This accounts for people in their 70s and shit. For 30yos, it's like 1k. It's pretty nuts man. Jet should be fucking rich but he strikes me as someone who just spends money when he gets it.

>>211650410
>>211650411
loyal til the end of time <3

>>211650411
She fooled production with her audition video lmao

is jet back downstairs yet?

Any new Angie pics

Most nontent day so far?

getting the fucking skill you basterd bitch

>>211650411
>>211650410
cute
u
t
e

>>211649823
>>211649871
I need to marry a girl like this.

>>211650437
Marky walled

>>211650394
He keeps up with this more than people think

>>211650449
God forbid there's any real talent into making something funny, rather than "It's shit and fucked up on purpose". One trick ponies

>>211650454
u right

>>211650450
There's nothing to meme about this season, direposting is inversely correlated with how funny the actual show is

>>211650437
Marky IS actually really cute. I'm supposed to be mad that Sam fucked her when she was in her prime?

>>211649988
S1 > S4 > S3 > S2

>>211650475
Jet is a millionaire dont fool yourself

what's with the fucking antenna, assuming the whole house has good wifi5 coverage that should be enough to stream video from the avp.

>>211649823
Stroking my shemale cock to her

>>211650484
my skill

>>211650448
i say this and think this

>>211650437
If I were Sam, I'd be pissed off that I didn't get to keep Marky as well.

>>211650495
Freddys face says it all, what is this sperg doing?

>>211650375
kek love this autistic big nose nigga

>>211650359
even if it was free i dont think i would use it, maybe for a movie once a month or something
can it even play porn?

>>211650448
She’s mid

>>211650431
Nutank faggot

>>211650394
>>211650497
TJ practically lives on /ftl/

>>211650394
based lubecooch

>>211650498
I never said it was a good joke retard. The post I replied to didn't understand that it was supposed to be a joke. This happens constantly in these threads

>>211650504
She has the speech patterns and mannerisms of Reviewbrah. Even sounds like him just the girl version. Has his eyes too. It's pretty funny.

NO TALKING ABOUT NINA

>bought two 24s of bud light on my way home
Its just as bad as I remember :(

dan needs a drink

Freddy is such a nice guy

>>211650449
And it's not even that the point is to be unfunny on purpose. It's to be funny if you think it's funny and then funny to them that you hate it. It's literally just guys in a basement fucking about. It's kino

>bros with freddy cam
Based

>>211650448
Fax

>>211650468
this guy like to watch men jerk off and women gossip

>>211650448
I feel this

>>211650525
yeah but you are better off with the q3 for that. I don't think there's porn out there that can max out the AVP, nor immersive porn either. The Q3 also plays nicely with SLR for MR/Passthrough porn vids.

>>211650448
I’ve heard tons of people say this IRL today

that's where it's at

>>211650541
WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR LUNCH

>>211650375
Piss Boi still has his moments that’s for sure

>>211650411
Our sons won’t killing anybody like her brother because she will teach them how to have sex with one of her stripper friends when they turn 14.

What's up anon, whadja have for lunch?

Daniel is getting letters informing him who stole his shit lol

What did you have for lunch?
Wanna play hangman?
Can I have a beer?

Love the fredster

>>211650090
>his heart rate skyrocketing
kek

So /ftl/ what'd you have for lunch?

Freddy really is a breath of fresh air in this mental hospital house. Glad he’s there

>>211650534
We don't need a clarification for every failed bit, just let us shit on the wiggers in peace.

S2 > Bitchtank > S4 > S1 > S3 > Bloodgames

Inshallah she will win

>>211650359
Anything over $2k gets thrown on a 0% APR credit card and paid over the course of 13 payments to increase my credit score.

TIME FOR ELLIE CREEP CAM

>>211650495
Wot did I tew you, gobwin....

ELLIE TIME
COOM TIME
ELLIE TIME
COOM TIME

>>211650448
my uncle said this to me yesterday

Imagine you had a mints portal in your room I'd love that

>>211650508
It's nothing. Why would it be something? He's got a dog vest on. It's just for the laugh. FFS how do none of you get this by now. None of this is necessary

>>211650580
>Putting the list in reverse
Good bit

>>211650498
Like what? When was the last time anything was sincerely high quality and entertaining?

>>211650530
i bet he is the poster that always says Claire rimmed Jet lol

>>211650568
Chicken breast air fryer with mash potatoes and tapatio

>>211650571
Good thing is that nothing seems to really bother him so I can see him sticking around until the end.

>body scanning ellie
is this ethical?

THAT'S WHERE IT'S AT

>>211649915
well yeah, jet has never had talent, he just mimics what he likes from actual creative artist, thats why he can't act either and gets mad when Ben and Sam create content while he sits in the basement

>>211650597
Busting ropes through the Mints portal!

>>211650548
Butt Plugs are fucking repulsive to me. I used to be an analfag in my younger years but then I took the GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT creampiepill and never looked back. Not that I actually want a child because that is cucked as fuck, but the idea of impregnating some whore is hot as fuck. Get that anal shit out my ear

Ellie’s anus was mad for shitting on my 3 inch pecker

literally just jet forcing all the attention on himself (again)

>>211650580
worst list oat

>>211650580
You could make an argument for the exact opposite order, you're retarded.

Angie is so clear of that slint eyed bitch. In looks and personality

>>211650448
>>211650486

>>211650597
If it's not showing his big fertile ass and plump tits, I don't want it

>>211650448
I’ve BEEN saying this shit. Out on the to random people too!

>>211650530
anyone that believes this has got to go

they need to be dumping trash 24/7 to break drench's spirit, since she's the one doing all of the cleaning. why is she playing house mom anyway?

>went to grab a quick beer or two with a flaatmate as a first step in freddymaxxing
>come back
>the jet bit is still fucking going on

>>211650534
>the bit is sam is broke and in debt, all of production is working for pennies, and the season is a cashgrab rugpull to recoup the losses of WP2
wooow thats so funny man thanks for clarifying

>>211650131
ragebait, no one has this opinion

>>211650530
Yeah he’s ALWAYS the first to follow new accounts

I can't believe this bit is still going on

>>211650585
Nigga you open a credit card every time you need to spend $2k? The finical talk some of you have is retarded

this bit is still going

Rachel's father is Ronin Ro.
https://mumubl.com/post/teddy-beatzz-an-amazing-talented-artist-with-good-music-vibes/

>It is rumored that Rachel Ahavah, daughter of the world renowned music journalist and author Ronin Ro is in talks with Teddy to possibly become his manager which could potentially elevate them as both individuals and professionals in the industry.

>>211650359
3.5k for a gimmick toy that you'll only use a few times is a lot, yes.
Whereas 3.5k for a car would be a steal.

>>211650585
this. bonus points for deducting taxes and depreciation (business expense) and especially if inflation is high during that period.

>>211650638
seems like a trustworthy and friendly fellow

>>211650530
Boss nigga

Lmao he's playing beatasaber on easy. He's so funny

NEW

>>211650660
>>211650660
>>211650660

>>211650660
>>211650660
>>211650660

She doesn't do anything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

probably the worst bit all season?

by doing this bit he made the whole setup tax deductible as a business expense

>>211650608
hes probably the i will fuck your sister poster

>>211650649
what did you have for lunch?

>>211650655
no bex followed jin first

I self-insert as Freddy because I'm in my 30s and I like drinking beer at any time of day

What virtual reality headset is Jet using? If it's a Quest then we can get Jupe up there.

What exactly is this bit?

>>211650669
The one that threw cats at the wall?

>>211650576
getting filtered by the wiggers is embarrassing see >>211650542 for an explanation

you're getting trolled by them

>>211650700
it's the $3000 apple VR headset

>>211650700
AVP

>>211650197
>you will never see this gay screen again
GOOD

>>211650669
>rachel as your talent manager

>>211650708
a tax deductible one

>>211650694
do you have the boyish charm and seemingly limitless energy to back it up

>>211650651
I honestly mean it. I don't get it. Look at him now playing beatsaber with a military aerial full of technical difficulties which he keeps trying to fix despite the fact that if it was working perfectly it would have no effect on the fishes or show

>>211650683
Based

>>211650700
It's the Apple Vision Pro.

>>211650708
Jet saw a VOD of Ice Poseidon traveling through Europe livestreaming with the AVP and realized he could get like 6 hours out of that and an AVP tax writeoff

>>211650580
i dont fully agree but i respect your opinion more than most

>>211650663
So you pay all at once, get no credit, and reduce the interest in your account? Are you a Doomsday prepper or something?

I would like to have something like this just so I could watch YouTube or something while I'm cleaning the house. What's the budget option run for these?

>>211650410
>>211650411
Made for Boggo Road

>>211650614
Freddy is a cool cat and I love when he shouts out his friend crazytaco lol

>jet cucking the ellie pics
fag

>>211650829
Meta quest 3 is fine

>>211650852
so fucking gay

literally only paying attention for first person close up ellie pics

and this fucking faggot retard cucks it

>Fired and replaced with mints
>Season is dogshit.
>Wins

>>211650137
JBC is law

>>211650959
one year ago
>damn

>>211650408
>>211650524
>>211650558
>>211650793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma29vcIAqqA

>I'm blind.
This worked to get him into places and out of trouble multiple times.
No shame at all.

>>211650504
It's more so that he's just morally grandstanding about this shit and both him and jet can't take what they dish out when the fish get it 10x worse with nothing in return.

its 5 30 and freddy is drunk as hell

I love Dark Lord Daddy Daniel the Milkman, he deserves a loving gf who tenderly holds his hand and sits in his lap while reading VN together and be nice to him even if he sounds like a baby and looks like chudjack. He's a sweet guy. I want to talk about Umineko and Higurashi with him.
Would also befriend Arye even if he can be obnoxious.

>>211651200
to be completely honest, even though I despise the wiggers, that shit should be contestant to contestant and audience to contestant, 0 need to shit on production, that's just asking for trouble.

>>211650078
Are those cutting scars

>>211650198
with silence, they were all crammed into a room, it was noisy and random TTSs were coming through