Cuck edition

/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Grand prize increased to 20K tentatively
-- Candy elimination ongoing, highest STOX has immunity
-- Direnc's brother is a murderer and she defended him https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/courts-law/mert-ney-killer-filmed-horror-videos-in-aftermath-of-michaela-dunns-brutal-murder/news-story/db64af66ef2ad5ab60fe9c55afed8eed
-- Daniel, Angelina and Freddy RAPED each other in the superbed last night https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1750255123961573.webm (embed)
-- Rachel made a Fishtank board game which is a ripoff of Monopoly, Sonichu medallion energy
-- Cyber-Jet visited the fishtank

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>>211655708 (OP)
Sam and Jet host an exclusive version of fishtank that is run for the elites; it features human trafficked fish and the fishtoys are as sadistic as you could imagine. They have all the money they could ever need now, and every “season” they put out post s3 is just a money laundering platform. That’s why they will never rise above low effort again. Jet was a natural choice for showrunner given his history. You can see his increasing ugliness spreading from his insides to his outer appearance. Sam had all the requisite connections, and is now getting a mainstream push on the comedy front as a return of favor. All the “satanic” posters were right, just what they sensed wasn’t the show that we see. It was the residue of their real show that seeps out, and makes any viewer with a soul that watches feel sick and tarnished day after day while it’s airing.

more angie golf type stuff

Do you think freddy even notices that daniel fucking hates him right now?

anon, i am suddenly paralyzed, can you please help me out and take my smelly ellie socks off?

Is there no theme this season because the only purpose is to drain paypigs and promote World Peace 2

HIMOTHY

>EAACHGH

LET

HIM

COOK

Sam get out of /tv/ NIGGER

oh yeah
i'm gonna cum real fucking hard to letty tonight
i can feel it in my loins already

>>211655721
son, you need your ass kicked

Anyone else dont reallly buy the forced hype on freddy? he was only entertaining when sam kicked him

I feel the only faggots who like him are millenials selfinserted as him despite being a drunken lefty loser whos almost 40 and thinks liking 18yo girls is "creepy"

extreme peace is a stupid name. what does it even mean?

look guys i put my name as sam can i please get 3578902375 (you)s

I'm not a cool, talented druggie like Freddy but I can still self insert through him as a chef

>>211655740
seth knows

FOR MY NEXT TRICK... I'LL DO A BEER DRINKING CHALLENGE... AND HALF THE FISH REFUSE TO DRINK!!! AHAHAHAHAHA! oh and sams in the corner crashing out from his show failing.

I know you're here Sam
Make more challenges that involve wrench's ass being on camera
Your taxes will be paid off in no time

shit is about to gooo crazy
watch

is that a beer bond? half of them don't even drink

@ChatGPT how to run a fishtank

>signature look of superiority

>>211655744
Ding ding ding

I know we can just change cams, but they couldn't have done the ad break five minutes ago?

Hey Sam
How do you feel about Johnny Neptune?

has direnc spoken turkish yet?

the fuck is sam doing

>>211655757
You got the wrong fish twice you double nigger

Imagine watching this shit and discussing it lmao

>>211655781
Please fire Jet he sucks so hard.

>>211655781
com98 when

what is the cringe milk couch shit freddy keeps saying

I feel like Ben has a slightly permanent gay voice now

Extreme Peace will flop btw

>>211655757
daniel is an uncooked hotdog
arya needs constant instructions
the women are annoying and boring
rachel is a fuckin annoying nutjob
seth barely exists
what does this really leave us here?

>>211653877
QRD?
>>211653092
>>211653018
QRD?

Why does TJ make my dick so hard?

>>211655721
artist guys take note

why did you betray her Sammy

>>211655781
FIRE JET
FIRE JET
FIRE JET
FIRE JET
FIRE JET
FIRE JET

when does sodaman show up

>>211655757
are you seriously gonna post this in every thread

>>211655781
watch this

someone said bandit keith from yugioh is joining is the next freeloader is that true

>>211655815
its called being from california

>>211655708 (OP)
>removing the Nina gofile link
ISHYGDDT

It's so crazy that women have such a short shelf-life. They obviously hit the wall in their mid 30s but since I rarely see young women out and about I always forget that they peak in the 16 to 22 range. Ellie is a grim reminder of how far they fall after burning so bright.

Sam come to Austin we're going to jump you

>>211655807
Can you send me $15K?

>>211655745
This is really disrespectful to connor

Anyone have that youtube link with the live cameras on hand?

My favorite fishtank character is TJ and I'd like to see him back on the show.

punish Daniel for being a cuck and his falling stox or just let it play out?

>>211655781
Lmao let’s see what you and bill Otty cooked up

HONG KONG 2

>>211655823
Binx was raped.

Sam will you be performing in Omaha soon???

>>211655807
can you send me some money. i need a new schwinn bicycle

>>211655708 (OP)
Why does Sam keep jet around?

Hey Sam what do you think of Death Grips?

first for me

>>211655856
punish

Why is everyone saying the show is good now?

>>211655781
Fuck you Kikestein

>>211655856
i wanna see his retard cock so work that into it somehow? idk

>>211655825
dude

>>211655856
Handcuff them together tonight, he'll probably rape

>>211655856
have him sleep in the same bed with Rachel

Joopy

is this real? I cant tell

>>211655781
just give up at this point dude

>>211655757
freddy is a good fish you are retarded if you think otherwise and yes the self inserters are also huge faggots

>>211655769
he never kicked rachel though

How did Daniel make Ellie cry?

>>211655856
Just fire Jet, Daniel would have been fine if he had Jin as a rival. You fucked up!

>>211655856
kick him he's boring

marky

>>211655815
because he's gay

>>211655859
Thats it? Whats the big deal about that lol?

>>211655721
You're describing Red Room.

>>211655856
kiss him

>yfw nobody laughs at wp2

>>211655807
Can you send jet money? He needs a spaceship

>>211655781
thanks sammy boy btw tell jet to upload the gopro footage

>>211655742
Freddy's mind consists of a monkey clapping cymbals and the phrase, "milk couch!" along with the occasional urge for alcohol.

>>211655838
Sam was raped

>>211655845
that stream is nontent

>>211655781
Make it good I gotta go to Walmart in like 45 mins

>>211655856
punish jet for thinking he's funny

>>211655856
He needs to be physically punished

>>211655856
Make him sleep in the dog house

>>211655864
This Seinfeld looking bitch commenting "let the mizzler join" on Jin's stream was repulsive.

>Unc sulking in the corner again like a bad smell
Shouldn't he be off promoting his millennial boomerslop that just released, or has he realized that nobody gives a fuck about it?

>>211655781
we didn't buy extreme peace

>>211655856
PUNISH

>>211655781
sam do you like system shock music

>>211655856
Scream in has face right now

theres literally noone to root for this season, fuck it i'm pulling a vance and rooting for seth by default
>>211655854
fax

>>211655856
call drench a retarded whore

>>211655856
Fuck Daniel who cares
Force arye and wrench together they're beefing hard right now

hey unc!!! we stand jin here

>>211655854
They should just make this the TJ show

>>211655856
please make him less of a pathetic being. its really bad when ftl posters can see how bad it is for you

>>211655856
PUNISH PLEASE

>>211655781
yawn.. try making a season without putting on 18 year olds and kicking people for no reason

>>211655856
MARKY MODE

>>211655856
humiliation ritual much?

My autism issue is with people who repeat things or sing lyrics outloud with no music but Freddy has been so fucking annoying the last 2 hours. If he says Milk Couch or whatever that high voice shit is one more time I'm actually closing the tab

>sam pecks at the keyboard for 30 seconds
>stops
>the sam namefag makes a post
Actually Sam, or an impressive larper? Call it.

>>211655813
Milk couch!

>>211655856
Punish him for being a pathetic simp

>doesn't respect the host enough to call him by his name

>>211655856
punish

>>211655838
this was the moment he won

>>211655781
Extreme Peace will bomb like your career you balding faggot hahah

>>211655744
The contestants are really interesting when you dox them.

Why does Freddy have a retard speech impediment

>>211655856
Fire Jet

does he actually think his name is goldslugger?

>>211655815
oh my gawdt, you see that shot?

>>211655781
>Not even the original larp tripcode
kwab

>>211655856
Bring back Jin you cancer ridden nigger

Stop Letting Jet's feelings control the entire fucking show

>Goldschläger
Fucking love Freddy

>>211655750
Tj and Tayleigh should have dated
They're both looksmatched and they both drop Ls all over the place including their moms spaghetti (palms are sweaty)

>>211655912
It is the greatest stream in history, kill yourself

>>211655856
let it play out

>>211655856
we need serious bro talk with the boys and get them away

>>211655856
punish

I like girls burping but Angie disgusts me is the weirdest thing

Thats not really sam hyde you idiots

>the bit tonight is sam browses /ftl/
better than any of jet's dogshit 'look at me i'm on camera for an hour' bits so far honestly

>>211655854
same but i don't want him back

>>211655967
tays straight

>>211655966
i love how nobody bothers correcting him lol

i like when he calls him goldschlager

>>211655967
klaus you're a pedophile and you're pairing children half your age rn, not a good look

lmao did ben really think a punk would've been in a frat? he really is a zoomer i guess

>>211655856
Hot sloppy gay sex with mints

>>211655950
It's him.

>>211655856
Punish Jet and then yourself

>>211655950
it's him

>>211655856
Stop hiring Wiggers

Sam if you see this I'm going to rape and kill you and Jet.

kiss this jet

>>211655856
Replace with Jin

>>211655977
I just want them to fart
These bitches clench up all day and night

>>211655961
goldschläger, ESL zoomer

Sam is so over this lol

>>211655856
Punish

The sororiety shit is just a skin for the beer challenge

>it’s the lamest shit ever dude
FREDDY SHIT TESTING

I love Freddy he just undermines them

>>211655961
He thinks his name is based on this popular liquor, Freddy is after all, a true alcoholic.

>>211655979
we know but the show is so boring its funny to pretend

>>211655856
Do you really have to ask

Im in a fraternity. We had a bunch of Freddy's

>I'm homework

>>211655856
RAPE JET

Ellie cant participate right?


right?????

I love to party

>>211655856
Punish him by bringing Marky on the show and force her to take his virginity.

>referencing the thread
he is the namefag

>>211655856
suck his cock, as a joke

Don’t tell me you guys actually thought Sam was posting here…

really glad goldschlager showed up to sit around and giggle on his laptop

>>211656015
>Day 06

>>211655757
I like freddy but I have some issues I think even his fans need to address. Fitst of all, if anyone gets confrontational with him - he will crumble because he is a pussy. He needs to be able to pick a side when things get crazier or he’ll just follow the person he can’t get away from.

Also he has definitely had sex with men and sucked off men. Not gay but if the mood is right (ie: drinking) he will go there. This isn’t something that bothers me but if any of you have any qualms with that it’s best you accept that moving forward.

Homework like /r/RedPillWomen

>>211656011
she looks like a school librarian

Be unpredictable to inspire fear – If you are unpredictable, people will exhaust themselves trying to figure
you out. In extreme cases, volatile changes of mood, temper or plan can empower you as a tyrant, allowing you
to terrorize underlings.

>>211655950
It's xim

good anything to get the boys away from the harpies

>your next challenge is being in a fraternity
>what's a fraternity?
>its the lamest shit ever dude, he'll explain it


Freddy NEEDS to win this shit

Hope this is Ben's last season he is too good for this slop

Sam just referenced the thread lol

no more mr nice guy

Just tuned in. Is Rachel actually participating this time? Huh

Sam is so kind he comes and visits. Jet hasnt come back since the start of S2.

rachel is participating?

>>211655739
Uh yea ig but why did he sodomize her and then make a sketch about it called Boston Ross where he describes getting her poop on his genitalia?

Easy fredster win

>>211656067
what'd he say

>>211655854
>>211655938
>>211655967
Where does TJ stream, I need to jerk off. I know he has a huge dick, but I kind of like to think he has a small chode, its more fitting for him.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750134046726832.mp4
i predicted this challenge

>>211655856
Focus on thw show wigger, I see you giggling like a little monkey in the corner there.

>>211655856
make him wear a suit and tie all day

>>211656067
What did he say, I couldn't hear him

prepare for Angie to say "dude" a lot while she pretends to be drunk

I knew i was going to tune out for this challenge.

Hey Sam can you have them do jello shots out of Rachel's belly button?

>>211656068

>>211656068
sam you broke a lamp on day 1 and instantly called the fat one "biggums"

>Angie is the only girl that drinks

>>211656067
What he say?!?!

>>211655856
bring back to Jin to further cuck him

>>211656083
His dick is small

>>211656068
Go easy on Freddy at least. He's the only decent contestant in that house.

How did they convince fat to go downstairs?

CONTENT GODDESS RACHEL SAVING THE SEASON

>>211656067
?

>>211656068
Its lining up too good bros

bring me another fucking beer sam

>>211656040
i'm willing to bet he's looking at some stupid car/bike on google images

>>211656045
true hes got problems but the two others dudes are legit autists and seth is just kind of there

>>211656068
KICKY KICKUMS

GICKY GACKERS!

>>211655967
TJ is like a 6. Tay is a 3

Arye would’ve been so much better as fraternity president. He would’ve taken it so seriously

>giving Rachel power
oh boy

>>211656068
Hold up 4 fingers and then a thumbs up if its you to the corner living room camera from your seat

>>211656068

>>211656083

what's the challenge again?

Ben taking charge is kino

>the bonds you form
>freddy kneels down and looks dan right in the eyes
kek

>>211655979
Sam Hyde here. The guy on the show right now is a stunt double. I'm too busy hunting down child sex slaves to actually show up. Also, MARKY

>>211656068
why did you abandon scott

>>211656083

>>211656097
Ellie and Dwrench WILL slut her out tonight.

>>211656083
stick to twitter, faggot

>sam does a bit where he drops his laptop showing the ftl thread

>>211656068
hey Sam, Jet is spiritually black

>3 out of 4 of the girls can't drink
lol

>girl team has 3 people who don't drink
boys win already

>>211655904
something like this actually exists?

>>211656068
no not the french's yellow mustard

>Sam is actually in this thread

Yo your career is dead Wigger

Extreme Peace Of Shit is a failure imao

>>211656115
They’re both 3s

>>211655708 (OP)
Jin won

>IT SMELLS LIKE DRY CUM AND SMELLY PUSSY IN HERE

>>211656102
Shes been in a good mood today after arye hassled her last night. She just needed to be put in her place

production is so poor sam and ben can't buy a new rug for their heads

>Sam looking at anything other than Twitter

You guys are out of your minds. He gets all the dopamine from his twitter Jeets

He doesn't associate with anything that doesn't give me clout with Elon

>>211656083
KILL YOURSELF

>>211655781
sam, if it really is you, jet has spent all season doing his best to try and ruin what is a legitimately good cast. first half of s3 was the best cos he was in the basement, lock him in there for good

>we need good challenges, they've sucked so far
>less coddling on rachel, we voted to take the gloves off and she's been coddled all day
>self improvement arc that humiliates the fuck out of daniel for being a cuck
>get someone to start screaming at rachel for being a lazy fuck that refuses to leave her room, preferably one of the fish

>>211656068
You better be telling the truth. STOP BEING NICE

ben is so much better than jet at presenting challenges and speaking in general

>>211656068
GET LUKE UPSTAIRS

>>211656116
You're not supposed to take it seriously, you're supposed to let loose

Sam just referenced the thread. He said "marky sneed it up" and then dabbed

>>211656068

SATURDAYS ARE FOR THE GIRLS

>>211655856
Do you want another guy to quit this early because you went too hard? Every day in his life is already a punishment for him

>>211656083
tjs dick was too big for me it tore me up :'(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPhgKNmBFCo thread theme

>>211656142
the moment they made rachel the captain was the moment they lost

Whats the challenge other than Boys vs girls?

Dirench got beautiful hair

Wow! Another challenge perfect for an 18 year old involving drinking heavily, thank god they got someone who can't legally drink again!

>>211656100
Proof???

I can't wait to pirate Extreme Peace so I can just not bother watching it since Fishtank is going to be Sam's legacy.

>>211656111
He’s still worth rooting for, that’s all I’m getting at.

I wish Jobe was here

Sam isn't happy with Jet

>>211656068
Rachel dies tonight

>it's a be loud challenge

jack danyuws

>>211656083

>>211656149
Posting jobe is gayer than Sam Hyde gay sex so you should probably just Kys

>>211655994
Nu Uh!

>>211656171

Ellie is sorority girl material.
>>211656137
That would actually be funny

>>211656142
they really know how to piss people off because they cant be that retarded. just fucking cant people who can drink/are 21

>>211656092
PAINT HER GREEN

fly Jin back and just fuck off in the meantime nobody is watching

>>211656159
second this

Daniels retarded there's no way he's chugging whiskey out of that

FREDDY THE LEGEND ALREADY GRABBED EGGS

>>211655708 (OP)
Same literally in this thread

>>211647584
>>211647584

>Can we have an unspeaken rule that no one touches my hamburger?

So many nufags in here lol

More Dorm Daze and College Rules type stuff

>>211656151
...the being a loser who fucks used up prostitutes and jacks off 5 times a day contest

>>211656191
Whose that?

I wasn't in a fraternity but I'd give absolutely anything to go back. I'd cut off a leg. Arizona State University in 2010 might as well have been a different universe than we're in now.

>>211656177
they should just fill her up already, just do it off cam, she was obviously drunk in her application video and thats the only way shes going to stop being nontent
just give her alcohol off cam wiggers

>>211656100

So what does Spencer even do exactly?

>>211656083
He doesn't he is mysterious he just randomly pops up places. He went to Powtank and won and was recently in South korea and Japan with Letty.

>>211655856
If he has to go be nice to him. The Angelina stuff might be played out. It's probably over

>>211655864
Mizzy's face in this kills me

It's another Sam tanks whatever miniscule creative credibility he has left episode

Wow content overload

Pressing Daniel after the post hmmm

>the jarhead taylorcel is simping for angie
grim

why does sam have a laptop

seth and freddy were actually in my frat I think
easy win

>>211655807
I’ve made bank with meme coin gambling before. Feels fucking gross and cursed. Wish I never touched that shit

THIS SUPER BED IS SUPER FUCKED UP

>>211656201
He couldn’t even chug half a beer without puking

How tight and creamy is she?

>>211655807
What's your fnf?

>>211656221
that's fair

>they bought nonalcoholic beer
>non acholic beer is 0.5 ABV
>they are going to let an 18 drink

imagine if Freddie wasn't there, holy fuck

>>211656159
Letting Ben take feels instantly better than jet

fred will be blacked out in an hour

>>211656162
Ben as much as he sucks can actually speak, unlike Jet. The cast do not respect Jet. No one does.

freddy is like a fucking kid on christmas seeing all those drinks

I'm thinking this is a scott thread

>>211656083
extremely claire-coded post

CALL THE FUCKING COPS. SHES JUST 18 YOU SICK FUCKS

Is Aryeh wearing the collar wrong or is his retard strength extending to his skin?

>Hey, can we have an unspoken rule that [speaks rule]

>>211656175
Beautiful ass hair

>the nazis

>bbq the pig
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>211656247
hell yeah

they are grooming my pure princess to be a party whore with non alcoholic beer!

>>211656258
CONTENT

Getting the Fredster drunk every night would actually be a great bit. He's a genuine alcoholic, hangovers are nothing to him. Hair of the dog, he will wake up each morning and get a beer on his own if they keep supplying him. Winning Fishtank perpetually drunk the entire time would be based as all hell

>straight up we're the nazis

>>211656220
I have no idea what this means

>>211656171
You can't fool me
Tj is a virgin (closet gay)

>>211656261
His outer shell has no sensation. He is golem.

>>211656233
he stole it

Ellie and Angie need to fuck

Daniel is so mad he isn't frat president

I liked Daniel now I cant stand him, how do you simp for a Trainwreck like Angie?

>No we cant be The Nazis

>>211656216
The most powerful man on /ftl/

>>211656243
18 year olds can drink 0.5% abv

goldschlager is doing homework guys

>>211656068
Fire Jet, he fucking sucks.

God damn Freddy fucking rules

Did Drench break sobriety or did they give her NA beer?

What would Fred Hyde think of this show?

>Shout out /ftl/
HOLY SHIT SAM REALLY WAS IN THE THREAD

>>211656140
>>211656142
Does dawench not drink? When did she say that?

>>211656245
Sam would lose his mind

>>211656286
It's crazy how that looks just like him

>>211656274
Nah we gotta cut him off for 2 days so he crashes out

>>211656162
For real and he can decently act, the fatass can't do any of that

omega fafo is such a fucking awesome name

>>211656258
>it's non-alcholic beers
lmaooo

do you guys think at some point the wiggers will reduce themselves into tricking a contestant to leave by faking an emergency contact call?

>marky thompson homework challenge

>>211656297
he's my favorite,this season has a great male cast

/ftl/

>>211656298
Nah she broke sobriety for this

>>211656232
Have you not noticed all the green edits of angie? All taylor simps moved to her

how did sam reference the thread

II LOOVE DRINKING!! WOOO WOOOO
D
R
I
N
K

is it true that sam drank at the bar in s2 or is that a mandela effect myth?

>>211656274
yeah lets make their lifes easier, we love these guys!

TRISH IS LIVE

>>211656301
She’s an Islamic extremist in daesh

i can see danny boy's twp in those shorts

>>211656246
Ben is vastly superior to Jet in all ways. Jet is unprofessional looking and cannot speak properly.

>>211656068
Having mints post on 4chan for you will not improvement your PR

Freddy is gonna be too OP for this challenge

>>211656301
she's sober for years

>>211656329
he said sams doing homework and that was posted before he said it

hear me out

just kill me and let me try to travel time backwards

>>211656329
He didn’t

>Ellie sneaking a sip of beer
Is the show over?

>>211656276
haters are fans

freddy will do a better job at getting daniel to be a man than mr. republican self help guru

Aryeh the iron golem.

>>211656216
Some bant tranny that keeps shitting himself

>>211656320
Didn't they already try this in S3

>>211656220
get hyub in the tank he would actually mog

>>211656320
I can't see that ever happening desu

>>211656214
Hey jet

>>211656328
It's specifically that Dove guy

>>211656300
When did that happen?

Stand the fuck up straight, Daniel

>>211656350
claire in 2 years

>>211656332
I have seen him have one beer one time back in season 1

>>211656274
Freddy lived rock n roll during his 20s and early 30’s. No time to be depressed it’s work hard play hard.

>>211656198
Can you goblinfags fuck off and go punch yourselves in the dick or something? You're an abomination. Do better.

>>211656359
its non alcoholic

This shit sucks ass

>>211656324
Agreed, super strong male cast (RIP Jin) Freddy is the season

>>211656281
Was ellie laughing at angie crying?
Content queen

>>211656350
no tyrone

>>211656350
the classic sorority cheerleader (???)

So what’s the challenge ?

>>211656142
that's why they brought non-alcoholic beer

>>211656367
>>211656369
wasn't that an actual emergency call though?

>>211656214
It was a bit fuck head

>>211656371
Sup Jin.
We're not sending that 200 dollars lol sue us faggot

>>211655708 (OP)
Wait is Sam actually in this thread?

>>211647584

It really seems like him promoting this shit

>>211656359
nah

>>211656386
>no more mr. nice guy!

>>211656359
Americans are so cucked lmfao

>>211656300
Cheers, Sammy boy

>>211656359
think they got non-alcoholic for the girls and alcoholic for the boys since 3/4 of the girls don't/can't drink

>>211656394
college wars

just gonna mute real quick

>>211656384
Its literally 1 guy
Angie is more astroturfed than Fishtank itself

Girls are fucking destroying the guys at this.

Shekelstein's Monster

>Is TTS on?
20 minutes between TTS

help

>>211656398
"emergency"

>>211656281
why was she crying?

>>211656388

Are those non alcoholic beers?

3/4 sober women

>>211655708 (OP)
Dan likes to watch.

Sam dropped his laptop showing the latest Cool Clods VOD

>>211656369
Fuck Jet for "Mercy killing" my blatinx wife

>Ellie will never spit on you
>Direnc will never burp in your face
sucks

>>211656301
was the crack a bit. Shes not my hijabi crackwhore?

come one now Ellie, stop pretending youve never had beer before


most NA 18 year olds have had beer

>>211656403
because he has a laptop?
jesus christ you're gullible

>>211656214
fuck off everyone loves Jin

>>211656403
Lmao nufag

so this is your brilliant plan Jet and Sam

dan needs a drink

>>211656397
non-alcoholic beer still has alcohol bro

what was the live reaction to jimmy demonstrating his mcdonalds physique and the subsequent humiliation?

>its the gang warfare challenge + drunk pos
>but worse
BRAVO

>>211656405
>that full head of hair on vance
what happened, a year later and he's bald

>>211656430
the girls have NA beers yeah

>are we hazing the girls?
>no we're doing something that isn't fun to watch

>>211656450
Not me

Daniel sucks. Go sit in a corner.

>>211656427
She was just faking it again cuz there was dudes in the room with cocks

>>211656442
>>Direnc will never burp in your face
this one please

>>211656428

>Angela can no longer attention whoring on the boys
>She'll be nontent over the entire challenge
>Even more nontent that she already was
>Stox plummeting
kek, dis gon b gud

Don't most women when they get drunk together in college just get naked and do lesbian shit?

>>211656413
How do you win

>>211656424
watch trish lol, she doesnt say much and will switch away from loud annoying sht unlike the director

any objections to a direnc v Freddy final..?

>>211656384
I can handle ellie simps just fine but the angie posts have that desperate craziness to them that remind me of bettyfags

love how the frat is substantially more autistic than the sorority to the degree that they're still talking about the rules/judging segment of the challenge.

average 4chan poster

>>211656461

damn this lil nigga mints just won't listen

100% of the content this season is either
>Get Freddy drunk
or
>Bully Rachel

Let's be honest, even with the Markyposting this is still the only place on the internet Sam would want to go to discuss the show besides maybe reposting shit on Twitter.

>>211656486
suck my cock faggot

>>211656486
you're not the real goldschlager

>>211656450
She’s had bwc too

>>211656447
We are all Sam's children. He is checking up on us. Thank you, Daddy Sam :)

>Freddy doing the whiskey shot gun thing
>doubled over gaging and coughing
>UUGHH THAT GOES RIGHT IN YOUR THROAT...
>UUGHHAHAHA THAT'S AWEEESOME

daniel would never be allowed in a frat lol he'd be the creepy guy they bully like elliot

>>211656461
that shit was crazy man

>>211656486
nope

what's the challenge?

>>211656424
mpv --af="acompressor=threshold=0.1:ratio=4:attack=20:release=250:makeup=2,loudnorm=i=-16:tp=-1.5:lra=11,highpass=f=80,lowpass=f=12000"

>>211656486
We need Rachel faggot give her the 8k you promised her up front

Daniel will crash out just wait

>>211656466
the vancepill causes balding

>have a challenge where the fish are incentivized to get drunk even tho they are also incentivized to keep close track of their candy
these retards literally can't plan for shit can they

>>211656482
drink the most non-alcoholic beers, apparently

>>211656482
get drunk

>>211656461
mostly mocking him about
>making the show better

>>211656486
No

>>211656501
backshots delivery for mints

god areyeh wants to do some gay bitch barber shop quartet. fuck this niggas gay

>>211656388
Direnc and Ellie knew the bitch was faking

>>211656486
lie detector challenge

jet smells like fucking ass

>>211656486
under no circumstances can a methhead prostitute be in the position to win

>>211656486

In my experience, lots of college girls get topless with their sorority sisters.

>>211656136
I've been on 4chan for over 10 years, so yes, I'm a newfag.

>>211656222
>Powtank
Whats this? Where do I find the VODs?

>>211656277
Holy fuck SAVED. It does look kinda thinner and shorter than I expected, maybe he just has big balls.

>>211656256
Who's Claire and how is it claire-coded?

>>211656289
Give me a name, he looks cute.

>>211656486
Go away mints

>>211656394
"Be entertaining"

>>211656486
that's the logical choice
but keep angie around as a freeloader, she has good energy

>>211656486
I have a solution

>>211656486
What about Rachel?

>>211656486
It's the only reasonable option. Aryeh final 3 though

>>211656461
a lot of well deserved mocking

>>211656486
go for it

>>211655856
Famous House mogs, stop casting fans and put effort into the show again

What the fuck was that Drench

>>211655856
Lock him in a room with Drench and make them play truth or dare

Ill give her props on one thing, every single dish annoys me in ways that are completely new and fresh

Drunk ellie

>>211656501
Bro ill be honest, when you started posting these, hes been on camera more and more...

>>211656486
fat

>>211656461
threads were flying almost exclusively with posts about how faggy and retarded he is

>>211656486
why don't you and jet just put in effort and let it play out

>>211656510
He's a real life early 2000s sex-comedy character.

>boys talk for 20 minutes while girls just start partying
It's over isn't it?

>>211656466
that wasn't a full head of hair, also he shaved it

>>211656486
nah but i want aryeh to at least make top 4

>>211656486
Fake Sam because we know Rachel is locked for final 2

>EVERYBODY NEEDS TO DO A SHOT OF WHISKEY RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>211656466
>full

>>211656460
you can't get drunk on 0.5% your stomach size would need to be rachels but then your body mass would be too high.

Arye belongs with the girls

>>211656486
would be peak with an Ellie 3rd place runner and a Rachel 4th chaos point

your sobriety?

you're high on pills everyday you fat fucking hog

>>211656486
is anyone expecting anything else?

does aryeh drink?

>>211656486
As long as she wins

>>211656486
You betrayed us all.

>you now remember they gave letty an actual role in wp2

>>211656486
sounds about right

>>211656486
As long as Ellie is 3rd, she's not a total retard like angie and everyone else is nontent or too nice

>>211655856
>SamHyde
punish him nogga

>>211656486
As long as it’s brutal and fucked up. None of this Tard J season 2 shit they need-to-suffer

>>211656537
kill rachel

>>211656583
Hahahaha she should die

drench is funny because she's laughing and going crazy and then you remember her brother went on a knife murder rampage for islam

>>211656542
I looked at my sisters laptop and all her photos from when she was in college was just her topless with her friends playing with eachothers tits and in sexy halloween costumes.

>>211656486
Jin won, he is better than you

Can’t believe I’m in a thread with Xtards and youtube trannies

>>211656593
She wrote a sketch

>>211656486
post proof faget
then you get your answer

>>211656593
She was fucking Sam at the time

>>211656584
Yeah i'm gonna win

>>211656486
Rachel Seth final 2 goldschlauger make it happen

>>211656543
this is claire

lol wtf are the guys even doing

>>211656486
MAKE IT HAPPEN AND MY SOUL IS YOURS!

>>211656568
It's also dependent on who gets more LIT and they have Daniel (retarded incel drunk) and Freddy (actually insane party guy drunk) while the girls have non-alcoholic

just set a bomb in the house and blow it up at this point

>>211656486
That's fine, but give her a chance
Also call back Jin

>>211656486
Lowkey no.

i'm gonna reply to the guy who put his name as sam hyde on the website and pretend i'm talking to sam hyde :)

WHERES THE MUSTARD

>>211656501
The red, blushing faces always make these ginger twinks less attractive, its a shame, he has a great ass.

>>211656604
you don't consider the swamp Olympics brutal?

>>211656543
>Whats this? Where do I find the VODs?
lol its a fishtank miniseason, tj joined somewhere around the 3rd day and won
https://archive.org/details/powtank
torrent magnet:?xt=urn:btih:C3305655A33CD4DC686380E9BAA153B7C7C32860&dn=powtank

Turkish terrorist princess

>>211656625
Drinking and being gay

>>211656562
i made need to go gloves off...

how mad would you be if ellie got kicked today?>

>>211656486
nonce

i feel like we're going to see freddy on daniel violence tonight

>>211656486
uhhh whatever makes sense

>>211656543
that's not actually him
he's just obsessed with zesty white twinks so he uses their pix as his twitter profile sometimes

>>211656537
Jet is spiritually black

>>211656486
nope but make sure to keep aryeh and rachel top 4 atleast, do not let a fucking binx rerun happen nigger you know that shit is ass

>>211656476
based

>>211656593
>Sam's Sketch Writing Bootcamp

Post clip of Ellie drinking BEER (not real) and GOING CRAZEEE

>>211656486
that's the best option

>>211656543
dude

>>211656486
I honestly think angie would be better than direnc as much as I like direnc

>>211656486
perfect final

beer wife

Whats the challenge? They're going to get drunk then do some random tests?

>>211656634
will I ever eat barely legal 18 year old asian girl pussy

>>211656639
I JUST NEED IT
DON'T ASK WHY

SAM RAPED MARKY
JET RAPED CIARA
R9K R9K R9K
SIMMONS DID NOTHING WRONG
JIN DID NOTHING WRONG
VIEWTIFUL JOE BROKE SAM HYDE

glad we kicked this pred off the show
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/32658743/

Stayed up all night watching and just woke up, how has the house and TTS reacted to the cuckoning last night?

>>211656659
Wouldn't care

>>211656659
KICK HER

>>211656501
damn you see this?>>211656068

>>211656511
Are there college frats for nerdy guys? I joined the military after high school so it was just a bunch of depressed horny alcoholic 19 years old

>>211656486
its the only logical conclusion

why did they cast three girls who don't drink......

>>211655856
Show this to Aryeh

>THIS IS THE BIGGEST SHOW YOU'LL EVER BE A PART OF

>>211656633
>1 category out of however many

>>211656659
dont im literally saving up money to send her shit plz donttt

>>211656659
probably wouldn't even notice unless someone brought it up

>>211656358
yes he did. he posted that it was gonna go crazy then 2 minutes later said the very same in person.

>>211656466
yeah

What’s the challenge

>>211656501
>0 reverse image search
guys

>>211656659
she's only there for Jet to fuck. kick her.

>>211656679
The perfect trailer trash queen.

>>211656659
i would be happy, Direnc is my #1

>>211656679
Is that Claire

i fucked marky j thompson's underage pussy and i liked it

>>211656659
nothing is going to replace Jin

>>211656659
shes just a nothing literally makes zero difference

US Fraternity kind of are just natural aussie day to day so Direnc might just carry this

>>211656659
I'd like more challenges in front of the PTZ cam with her ass in the air thanks

>>211656659
make the call

>>211656486
Not really, but I kinda want Ellie to win. I guess it would be fine if she didn't though because then it will be easy to manipulate her into letting me fuck her.

>>211656663
you are using an anime fag as your 4chan profile

I'm thinking about firing Jet... I just don't have a replacement for him right now. He's the one that feeds these wiggers with Galaxy Gas, they call it "baby boss potion"

kick everybody and end it
season already thrown away with Jin

>>211656486
I'm gonna pirate wp2, edit in a bunch of hyderino closet skeletons, and spam it everywhere

>>211656732
based

>>211656659
you might even consider kicking her yesterday

Seth is a fucking loser, start drinking.

>>211656659
Asian marky needs to go

>>211656709
same energy

>>211656736

>>211656710
>getting lit
>hazing
... that's it

>>211656732
i dont blame you

is sam micro dosing ego death right now? or is he trying to rile himself up so he gets mad enough to take some aggression out on these people

>>211656634
Will Jet get mad at Sam and Jet's screen time this season again?

>>211656709
I mean he wasn't wrong. Alex will never be a part of any show for the rest of his life.

>>211656695
BRAAAAAAP
oops sorry Angie heh heh

>>211656732
fake sam, everyone knows he fucked her ass

havent watched today. What is the challenge here? has ellie's 40 year old virgin date visited?

>>211656659
If you kick this sexy yellow woman but keep the hog I'll give you the Hasan Piker treatment

>>211656732
that's fair

>>211656753
retard

>>211656466
he had a comb over

>>211656747
and hes 60 years old lmao

>>211656732
We know

>Freddy teaching autists to play beer pong
Based

>>211656718
Yeah bro Sam is on ftl for no reason whatsoever

whats college wars about

Not surprising that Freddy is the only one who knows how to play beer pong

>>211656659
Is this an option for all of these boring faggots.

>>211656659
I would have to rape you unfortunately

>Can hear the girls going apeshit from b4
How do they not win this

>>211656543
>Powtank
Sadly, there is just clips and the archive of the whole thing. Powtank was a spinoff that was centered around Abi and Claire but ended up being the tJ and Rusty show. It was the last good tank related thing. Someone made a highlight vid of his roadtrip with letty though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-GimRDp4LA&t=4429s

>>211656732
real Sam Hyde fucked her in the ass not the pussy.

>>211656659
give us the date with Luke at least nigga

>>211656709
he was right though, what other things has Alex been a part of.....false hawks...lmao

itchy rash in between my butt cheeks any advice?

>>211656659
I could not care less. But it would be retarded to kick someone so early.

we need joopy for this challenge

>>211656709
As true as it was it was still Sam taking a loss

>yuhhhhhhhhh

>>211656732
go to the basement for a confessional now

>>211656501
god i hope that's really him

>>211656732
I fucked Fred Hyde in the earpiece, nobody cares

Did Freddy just ask Sam about his girlfriend? Lmao

>Dan thinks he drinks to drink if he gets the ball in

Lmao

>>211656768
Sam and Ben but yes

>>211656486
boring normie shit. the dan and angie thing is at least interesting

>>211656766
Post uncensored on /bant/

>they don't know how to play beer pong
damn that's actually kinda sad

>>211656732
I get it, man, that's fair.

>>211656754
just kidding haha

>>211656800
Make mints clean it (tongue only)

>>211656818
it is

>>211656486
>>211656486
I mean it should've been Jin but whatever.
What's with the lack of effort this time around everyone feels like this season has a week 5 feel rn, especially post Jin kick. You just gonna famous house V2.0 have a revolving door of nontent retards again?
Doesn't feel like there's any stakes when you swap people out like that. It makes them valueless and the viewer feels the show has no value, or at least I do.

>>211656732
*underage poop chute

>>211656800
sit on jets face

>>211656824
this is the only social situation he's ever been in his entire life

>>211656764
nothing is going to replace someone that based, Jet is seething.
Jin does everything in front of the camera, Jet Neptoon keeps everything private in discord chats and instagram chats.

>>211656789
If you're 20 something and don't know how to play Beirut, you're hopeless.

>>211656776
He hips are way bettet than i expected

>>211656800
try using rachel's face

>>211656645
God he's such a little cutie. I want to play with his mop of hair while he sucks my dick.

why do I like angie now

>>211656821
Freddy, we need you to come downstairs for a mobile interview.

>>211656747
I don't have a profile

>>211656834
millenials were the last generation to party and have fun offline

>>211656659
Kick her and bring back Jin

>>211656829
but its just dan being neurotic and avoiding contact while angie flirts with everyone

women are the worst

>>211656863
man what the fuck

Daniel humiliation ritual followed by rebuilding him. With a posture fix

>>211656486
Cole vs Jin final 2

>>211656083
Thank you, TJ is so hot.

diaper challenge and head shaving tomorrow

i don't get the premise here besides being nontent

>>211656800
use big purple more

>>211656863
dude

Bake bussyleaks

>>211656833
no the censors make it hotter. AI nipples suck

>>211656855
Jin is actually based and funny. The only thing funny about Jet is his hideous apperance.

>>211656787
Remember gang wars? Its that but even lamer

the fucking party guy is losing the part challenge

>>211656645
Also, thank you.

poop spongebob lowkey gas

>>211656889
Freddy teaching mutants how to be social

>>211656863
???

Wrench doing squats on my face

>>211656869
ur a cuck

>>211656856
Exactly, none of these guys besides freddy has ever been to a party

>>211656582
No it would not lol Ellie is boring

>>211656887
Based. Rachel poop diapy

new >>211656915

>>211656898
his teammates are all autists

>>211656887
>211656887
what do you think about killing niggers

>>211656886
hes not gonna fuck u lil bro

>>211656906
Buy galaxy gas and make them all take some.

>>211656640
are you fucking gay?

>>211656679
high beams are ON

>>211656898
dagged down by three spergs and not enough booze

>>211656873
Sad but true

>>211656659
She's the only one stealing and scheming.

>>211656896
>The only thing funny about Jet is his hideous apperance.
It's becoming grim now

>>211656593
Apparently she was so much into her role of daddy's little slut that the lines she improved were way overboard. Nick talked about this on PGL.

lmao the retard is gonna lost the challenge for the guys

>>211656368
Hrub doing prison stream on the 20th.

freddy manages to be cringier than rachel

>>211656909
What? I want to fuck him as well. Have him bounce on my dick. I wonder how much I'd have to pay him to do it, or whether I could just seduce him.

man freddy is a legend, i thought he was kind of a fag at first

>>211657076
hes too busy trying to fuck jets sister rn

>>211656881
I'm into it. Fred and Direnc are cool but there's nothing interesting about that.

>>211656935
No, I just love smooth, young, tight, and cute twinks. I also like teenage girls, and girls that are built like teenagers.

>>211656486
it's inconsequential if the show continues to be ass

>Freddy teaching the mutants party culture
Ok, this cuck is growing on me.

Daniel has drank a shit ton of JD in the last half hour lel. Gonna be a bad night

>>211656929
Its not like TJ will have much of a choice.

I cant wait for the challenge to end, and then Aryeh goes to bed

freddy rn

how did they never play beer pong? and there were actually like 100 different rules when I played.

>>211656906
nigga this shit boring, do something

>>211657294
As a zillennial with millennial friends I feel like such an old faggot when I party with younger people, the 30something retards have much more fun once they get started.The few youngsters who still drink booze are bad at it

>>211656906
When fred gets mega drunk you should supply him exclusively with alcohol free beers and see if he notices

>>211656659
Jin was the soul of the season & was so good that Jet & mints sent TTS & hate messages & were jelous haters. He was so funny

>>211656906
be more funny

>>211656906
big purple