Thread 211658234

Bond. James Bond.

Double-o zest

>>211658234 (OP)
>post colonial power fantasy
>making the main character black

>>211658591
kino expectation subversion

already in lanterns, rumor is bs

>>211658234 (OP)
Bond. Bail Bond.

i dont think they'll make a black bond i think amazon will have a spinoff series with a black bond

>>211658234 (OP)
>The name is Bond
>Bail Bond

>>211658621
Yep, I did not expect this at all

>Boo
>Jigga Boo

>>211658234 (OP)
Diamonds be Foreva

Dr. Hoe

>>211658234 (OP)
>Hennessy. Shake dat shit up. The names Bonn. Jame Bonn

The Spy Who Robbed Me

>>211658268
The name's Nog. Nig Nog.

Bond. Bail Bond.

Zesty Bond

I have nigger fatigue

>>211658234 (OP)
inb4 license to steal

zendaya as love interest

>>211658234 (OP)
On His Jewish Majesty's Secret Service.

>>211658234 (OP)
Black secret agents are great if you need to infiltrate an African shithole that doesnt even have infrastructure or uh... the rap industry?

>>211659831
On Her Majesty's Welfare Service

>>211658234 (OP)
>BOOM BABOOM BOOM
>*twerks around the room*
The future is black bros!

THIS SUMMER
JAMES BOND IN
"IDONTEATPUSSY"

>>211658234 (OP)
>du rag that deflects lasers
>cyanide fried chicken
>data storage dreadlocks
>pimp my peugot
It’s bond time

as most stories in Europe began, the queen got Blacked

resulting in Nogs providing the seminal foundation of the following dynasties, thus bearing the image of their masters

that has always been the covenant taken

>>211663434
JAQUARIUS BOND IN
NO TIME FOR KFC WATERMELON

>>211663619
Jamal Bondarious in
>Child Support Ain't Forever

Bond got my BWC hard

kek
I thought Amazon realized that woke shit doesn’t sell? They even fired their previous head of Prime Video because of all of her wokeshit flopping.

>>211658234 (OP)
There go blacks stealing shit again

>>211663882
Woke shit sales fine. I assume you know you’re posting in a shitpost thread anyway with fake rumors.

>>211658234 (OP)
>Who?

Jamal Bond, sir. He's a black British secret agent. He was probably sent here to acquire the secret codes for Operation Purple Drank III.

>Black secret agent? BLACK? They sent a stupid fucking NIGG... (sighs with disgust)....right. Have your men take the codes and place them inside a book, then in a stack of job applications, then in a waterproof container. Anchor it in the deep end of the east wing pool, making sure to remove any flotation devices from the pool facility. If there's three things blacks can't stand, it's books, job applications, and swimming, so the codes will be perfectly safe. Next, have the gift shop announce a 50% sale on all designer basketball shoes, hats, and sports jersey's with free kool-aid to all customers. Blacks can't resist designer basketball shoes, hats, sports jersey's or free kool-aid. Capture him while he's trying on shoes, then call the police and child welfare services to find out if he's got any outstanding warrants or behind on any child support for the many illegitimate children he is sure to have. They will both undoubtedly answer yes to these inquiries, and when they do, you may then coordinate a time to turn him over to their custody.

Very good, sir.

>>211659007
>The Spy Who Robbed Me

>>211663755


The BBC is a public provided service, satisfaction assured

>>211663995
Depends. Stuff that was originally for men but is full of blatant stuff like this has been flopping left and right.

>>211658234 (OP)
I legitimately hope it happens. After the ridiculousness of Black Snape this will be the nail in the coffin for normies. Hilarious.

D'jamious Labonde

The spy who's not the father

>>211658234 (OP)
>The name is Nog, Nig Nog

>Coon Raker
>Black eyes are forever
>Octo Bussy

>>211658234 (OP)
Bond. Bail Bond.

>>211658234 (OP)
Regardless of the actor's nationality and/or ethnic origins, James Bond is supposed to be half Scottish and half Swiss French in his origins, as well as be close to around either side of his 30s, maybe even into his 40s. At this point, they might as well go with the 007 and James Bond codename idea.

>>211658234 (OP)
D'James Bond

>>211667706
Might as well kill it and lock it away for a decade till they find their balls if they're just gong to race or gender swap it. Let it sleep and then call Martin Campbell to save their asses yet again if he isn't pushing up daisies.

>>211664161
If both of these projects fail financially, what next? Will they take hints?

>>211667847
Almost everyone already knows that James Bond is supposed to be some sort of British White man. It is a given already for the series across decades. The Idris Elba talk was really ramping up throughout the 2010s. We have outlasted that, yet now they want to go Black again? That is just not what James Bond is supposed to look like, unless we go with a codename theory. They even apparently tried that with a Black woman for the latest film.

>>211667965
>unless we go with a codename theory
For me at least I fucking hate that. Bond is a person. 007 was his codename. I fully believe they had that black woman doing and taking more of a center role, as in they tried to mantle it. The trailers all leaned in that direction. Then we got word in the final hour that the film was being delayed(Again after the first director Danny Boyle left over differences)and in that time I guarantee they excised most of her footage. She's barely in the film and he dies at the end. They were planning on her taking over.

>>211667965


Nogs are the real James Bond, functioning from the shadows, providing the hidden hand that manages affairs

it wasnt a joke that the anglo dynasties were Blacked, as these affairs were first facilitated by the exchange of blood because the levers of power never changes

just outer apperances

>>211663882
The "source" regularly makes shit up. He's the clown who made that Hunter Schafer Zelda rumour.

>>211667849
Normies will eat up Harry Slopper on name recognition alone. It would be a different story is Harry himself got racebent, but the supporting cast won't kill it for them. Whether they stick with the show for several years remains to be seen.

>>211669362
>but the supporting cast won't kill it for them
I'd have agreed with you if it was anyone other than Snape. At this point he's more popular than Harry himself. I absolutely think it's gonna affect viewership. Guess we'll see how the numbers are. If we can even trust those.

>the name's Dingo
>Man Dingo

>>211659007
>>211662987
kek
>Golddigger

the man with the golden teeth

>>211658234 (OP)
Tessa Thompson as his love interest.
Octavia Spencer as his sassy sidekick

>>211658234 (OP)
News. Fake News.

>>211669635
Even Dumbledore?

>Dr. N
>From Africa with Love
>Gold_igger
>ThunderBBC
>You Only Lit Twice

>>211672055
The Jews gonna make the Bond girls white. Trust me.

>>211672986
Absolutely. Way more than Dumbledore. Snape is the Vegeta of HP.

>>211658234 (OP)
>Bond
>not Blade
retarded fancasting

>>211673049
oh yeah makes sense. BMWF should still be in the picture.

>>211663539
That would be exploitation kino so if course they'd never do it

>>211658234 (OP)
>Quantum of Welfare

>>211658234 (OP)
>Bond
>*smacks lips'
>James Bond

>>211659720
>zendaya as love interest
Hot. I'd only watch it for she

you're all joking, but the sony bitch who produced ghostbusters 2016 is behind this movie and some other hack. it'll be worse than all this shitposting, trust me. you thought the last one was bad? expect all the worst bonds mixed together with DEI hires out of the ass. the fucking game is the best you can expect out of bond media in the next few years, and even that is already pozzed. welcome to the new normal!

>>211658234 (OP)
I remember when black women found out he's dating a white girl and they got really mad at him for that so now he's dating a black girl which I would assume is just publicity relationship same with jonathan majors

>Bond
>DeShauwn Bond

>>211664028
>sir he's already been arrested for robbing a convenience store

>>211658234 (OP)
white james bond could walk into any building, any party, any factory, any plantation anywhere in the world and the workers would just assume he is meant to be there. that is the power of a white man in a suit.
a black guy tries to walk into a casino in monaco and he is stopped at the door and needs to prove his credentials. a black guy tries to enter a soviet missile factory hidden under a volcano in the pacific ocean and the workers will stop him immediately, thinking what the hell is that?
as a concept it doesn't work.

>>211676674
What a handsome man.

>>211658234 (OP)
>Decoy to make Aaron Taylor Johnson seem reasonable. Same thing was done for Superman with Michael B. Jordan.
What a fucking joke.

Daily reminder that Black Panther is the most perfect movie of all time with a perfect scores across the board and every single critic in the world loved it and it's their favorite movie ever.

>>211678331
Everyone's a shill. You think we care?

>>211658234 (OP)
It's amazing how they found the zestiest trapeze artists cirque du soleil ballerina black fella that is clearly homosexual to play Bond.
If you line up ten thousand black fellas this one right there would be the zestiest.

How can anyone take this seriously, unless they mean for him to be romancing white males only.

>>211678331
I miss him

>>211678387
As I said. They are doing this to make ATJ more palatable. Everyone quietly wants Cavill.

>>211678284
again, amy pascal is heading the production. you give them too much credit

>>211678481

Cavill can't act worth a shit and ATJ is obnoxious to look at, he has that ratty James Franco thing going on.

>>211678387

theyre anglo, the mecca perserving black penis veneration by the fraternal brotherhoods that have permeated the West

they are connoisseurs and fascist by the truest extent of the word

>>211659486
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>>211659831
Kek

>>211676674
Cuck

>>211658711
>>211658748