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Anonymous No.211659298 >>211666268 >>211666437 >>211666994 >>211667103 >>211667297 >>211668508 >>211669560 >>211669798 >>211670422 >>211675491 >>211677555 >>211679431 >>211679513 >>211680122 >>211680778 >>211682063 >>211683352
1. Google your favorite movie + "japanese poster"
2. post results
3. ???
4. profit
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Anonymous No.211664251 >>211667177 >>211680778
1993. Men arm themselves with suits and pride.
Anonymous No.211665896 >>211669560 >>211679461
Absolute kino
Anonymous No.211666129 >>211667177 >>211683733
>For those who are bored every day
>Sex, drugs, rock & roll and UFOs!!

>The sane won't understand.
Anonymous No.211666188 >>211666284 >>211680983 >>211686788
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they make some nice movie posters
Anonymous No.211666268
>>211659298 (OP)
>brad pitt, born 1963, year of the Rabbit.
lolzy at that buck-toothed Rabbit. kek!
Anonymous No.211666284
>>211666188
assu to assu
Anonymous No.211666296 >>211667177
pretty good
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Anonymous No.211666356 >>211667177
yup it's kino
Anonymous No.211666411 >>211667958
>american poster
:|
>same exact poster but with some japanese text
:O
Anonymous No.211666437
>>211659298 (OP)
Well, that was disappointing. I guess it's hard to improve upon perfection.
Anonymous No.211666575
FU*KING
EPIC
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Anonymous No.211666994 >>211684450
>>211659298 (OP)
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>>211664251
>>211666129
>>211666296
>>211666356
>>211666649
great taste
>>211666725
I just watched Purple Noon this afternoon
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Anonymous No.211667297 >>211680778
>>211659298 (OP)
I'm genuinely shocked with how cool this is.
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Anonymous No.211667392 >>211680525
pretty lame
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I like the original poster more
Anonymous No.211667621 >>211667868 >>211669376
Almost makes it look like a comedy.
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Anonymous No.211667682
Eh, I don't hate it.
Anonymous No.211667776 >>211679809
>they're selling this poster for $10 on eBay btw
Anonymous No.211667823
>>211666312
I finally just watched The Thin Red Line. If there's ever been a better balanced, overall cast of up and comers, stars, and old vets, it would be hard to find.
Anonymous No.211667868
>>211667621
It is a comedy though?
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Anonymous No.211667884 >>211667967
Very cool
Anonymous No.211667915
KINO
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Anonymous No.211667958
>>211666411
Except that, you know, almost all of these posters are entirely different from the western versions… but okay. I mean I’m fed up with the fetishization of gookslop shit as much as the next guy but I think you might actually be retarded.
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Anonymous No.211668307 >>211669065 >>211669427
β€œIs this really a movie that people in Hiroshima can bear to watch?” --Kyoko Heya, the head of Hiroshima’s international film festival

β€œI was uncomfy watching yet another movie about tortured white male genius when the victims of the atrocities glossed over by the script β€” Japanese people, interned Japanese Americans, and Native Americans β€” had no voice.” --Li Lai, a Taiwanese American media critic
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Anonymous No.211668508 >>211669529 >>211675411 >>211680778
>>211659298 (OP)
Okay, Op. I'm impressed.
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Supposedly Harold Lloyd was a big influence on Ozu.
Anonymous No.211669065
>>211668307
The funny thing is there was barely any backlash in Japan.
I remember I was looking it up in Japanese on twitter and basically every post about it was complaining about the Japanese relase being undecided.
Truth like this will be buried forever.
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>>211667621
They had to explain the fruit
Anonymous No.211669427
>>211668307
Most TW-American are alt-left, aping their "betters" to fit into the "upper elites"
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Anonymous No.211669482 >>211669605 >>211679858
>thing
:I
>thing, japan
:O
Anonymous No.211669529
>>211668508
LOL that's fucking awesome.
Anonymous No.211669560
>>211659298 (OP)
>>211665896
>>211667355
>>211667634
>>211667943
These ones are absolute peak. Best itt
Anonymous No.211669605
>>211669482
>oh no japan gets special treatments, look at this movie poster thread
Anonymous No.211669798 >>211669835
>>211659298 (OP)
Man... favorite movie? There's like twenty...
Anonymous No.211669835 >>211669882
>>211669798
Anonymous No.211669882 >>211669923 >>211675847
>>211669835
Shitty resolution though...
Anonymous No.211669923 >>211669983
>>211669882
Wait wrong one
Anonymous No.211669983 >>211670041
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Anonymous No.211670087 >>211670133
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Anonymous No.211670133 >>211670449
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holy kino...
Anonymous No.211670422
>>211659298 (OP)
well?
Anonymous No.211670449 >>211670618 >>211672630
>>211670133
Couldn't find a nip one
Anonymous No.211670618
>>211670449
From a January 1933 radio script in the D. W. Griffith papers:

ANNOUNCER: The makers of Hinds Honey and Almond Cream present another in their new series entitled, "Hollywood", featuring the greatest motion picture director...the foremost discoverer of feminine stars of all time.....Mr. D. W. Griffith. As you listen to Mr. Griffith's dramatic, thrilling story of Hollywood, remember this: Feminine loveliness must never be left to chance. Watch Zita Johann who is appearing in that thrilling picture "The Mummy" with Karloff. Notice her lovely well-kept expressive hands. If you will only use Hinds Honey and Almond Cream regularly every night, your hands will have...and _keep_...that delicate, soft, appealing look that makes other women marvel, and husbands wonder how two such dainty hands can get so much done about the house.

And now..I take great pleasure in introducing Mr. D. W. Griffith, himself.
Anonymous No.211670694
>>211667103
they namedrop paul blart in one of the jujutsu kaisen spinoffs
Anonymous No.211672630
>>211670449
Ditto...
Anonymous No.211673309
Not my favorite movie but this one is way too good not to post
Anonymous No.211674286
Not as good as the western one imo
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>>211668508
>Captain Supermarket
>Bruce Campbell name in Campbell soup cans
Holy kinemΓ .
Anonymous No.211675491
>>211659298 (OP)
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>>211669882
Zack Snyder's RoboCop
Anonymous No.211677555 >>211677805
>>211659298 (OP)
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>>211677555
Had to post the minimalist because it's so cool, but here's an actual one
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what is about Japnese posters that feel so comfy?
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>>211659298 (OP)
can't improve on a classic
Anonymous No.211679461
>>211665896
Zen zen Nihon yon Ojisan
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Anonymous No.211679809 >>211682318
>>211667776
I’m having a really hard time believing that this is genuinely anyone’s favorite movie. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a good movie and everything but actually your favorite?
Anonymous No.211679858
>>211669482
A lot of these posters are clearly much cooler, retard. Your irrational hatred of Japan doesn't change that
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>>211659298 (OP)
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>>211667392
if that's your favorite movie then yes, pretty lame (of you).
Anonymous No.211680778 >>211680932 >>211683374 >>211685216
>>211659298 (OP)
>warning! really scary!
>>211664251
>dreaming of skyscrapers
>>211667297
That font is atrocious.
>>211668508
This is wonderful.

It's so fucking funny knowing Japanese. I do kind of like the "future century" subtitle here though, it's not as egregious as some name changes. Poster itself is a mess though.
Anonymous No.211680932 >>211681228
>>211680778
i'm imagining a japanese OL shivering in fear as Seven starts in a darkened theatre sure she's about to get the piss scared out of her by...Seven, lol
Like it's a slasher or something
Anonymous No.211680983
>>211666188
Tempted me into wanting a taste of that heroin chic ass tbf
I mean she alread hot AF but her being tweaking slut makes her 10 times hotter wtf is wrong with me
Anonymous No.211681046
YO Japanese had Poster science DIALED DOWN !!!
Anonymous No.211681228 >>211681310
>>211680932
Yeah, it's just such a bizarre slogan to put on a fucking psychological thriller film. Also funny that it was rated 15+ in Japan, and 18+ pretty much everywhere else.
Anonymous No.211681310
>>211681228
The rating makes sense just for the gore and theme
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Anonymous No.211682063 >>211683079
>>211659298 (OP)
neat
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>>211679809
it's either they've worked for lehman brothers or have a fetish to the 2008 financial crisis.
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>>211667319
I don't recognize this one, what film?
Anonymous No.211683058
Kino
Anonymous No.211683079
>>211682063
I rewatched this movie recently and I forgot how solid of an action movie it is. The Rock played such a great villain.
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>>211659298 (OP)
>1. Google your favorite movie + "japanese poster"
>2. post results
Anonymous No.211683374
>>211680778
I wish I knew japanease.
Anonymous No.211683403
ok this is kino
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Anonymous No.211683733 >>211684228
>>211666129
fugg came here to post this one. but look at this busy monstrosity
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KINO
Anonymous No.211684228
>>211683733
this looks like my youtube thumbnails
Anonymous No.211684450
>>211666994
Noriyoshi Ohrai is goated
Anonymous No.211684601
meh
Anonymous No.211685216 >>211685545
>>211680778
what does the 5th element one say?
Anonymous No.211685545
>>211685216
The slogan is just "Luc Besson. Bruce Willis. A future you've never seen before". Short and to the point.
Anonymous No.211686788
>>211666188
of course this is the scene the japs chose lmao
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